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Destiel Chronicles
(Vol. IX)
It was a love story from the very beginning.
Are you flirting with me?
(5x02//5x03//5x10)
Hi my friends!!; How are you? Enjoying the hiatus???
I'm here with another volume of these Destiel Chronicles.
This one is about how flirty was Dean in this season.... I woul say if CAS would managed the pop culture knowledge back then.... Things maybe would be different... A shipper can dream 🤣🤣
Ok... Let's start. I want to say thank you to my friend @agusvedder for the gifs she made for this meta. You are amazing girl!!
"I feel naked"
When Castiel met Dean and Sam at the hospital in 5x02 he had a plan, he wanted to find God.
Bobby was there, and asked him to heal him, but Cas revealed something very hard for him...
CASTIEL: I'm cut off from heaven and much of heaven's power. Certain things I can do. Certain things I can't.
This is very important, because is one of the consequences of becoming a rebel angel, and after this, there was a conversation between Dean and Castiel about God, but I will talk about it in another volume.
What I will take from that scene... Will be the intense gaze Castiel gave to Dean when he borrowed from him the necklace.
BOBBY: You didn't drop in just to tear us a new hole. What is it you want?
CASTIEL: I did come for something. An amulet.
BOBBY: An amulet? What kind?
CASTIEL: Very rare. Very powerful. It burns hot in God's presence. It'll help me find him.
(...)
BOBBY: Well, I don't know what you're talking about. I got nothing like that.
CASTIEL: I know. You don't.
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This gaze Castiel gives Dean is full of dominance and sexual tension. His eyes fixed on the hunter and then the necklace, and then again on the hunter. Should make Dean feel very uncomfortable... Even so... He should feel too a little confused, Castiel uses to look at him with that intensity, but this time, was almost scandalous... So that could be taken as a flirtation? Dean couldn't tell... Just because CAS was an angel...
Yes. Too close. Dean feels a little awkward, that could be seen as a sexual scene... And the way Cas keeps looking at him...
Castiel wants the amulet... He really wants it. And that's kind of a treasure to Dean. He finally decided to lend it to the angel. He trusts Castiel.
CAS: Dean, give it to me.
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And after that, Dean said this...
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This could be taken as two things...
1) he always wears the amulet, so not having it now made him feel "naked" but also...
2) the intense way Castiel was staring at him, maybe made him feel that way, if you know what I mean... 😏
Walking on the edge
So, immediately after this episode, we had "Free to be you and me", in which Cas went to ask Dean for help. We had the classic personal space..
Because Castiel always was standing too close to Dean, even if Dean didn't move, that was something put Dean on the edge. A very attractive and dominant angel standing so close... Was like awkward to him, but maybe not less exciting.
DEAN: You find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
CASTIEL: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
DEAN: With what? God hunt? Not interested.
CASTIEL: It's not God. It's someone else.
DEAN: Who?
CASTIEL: Archangel. The one who killed me.
DEAN: 'Scuse me?
CASTIEL: His name is Raphael.
DEAN: You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?
CASTIEL: I've heard whispers that he's walking the earth. This is a rare opportunity.
DEAN: For what? Revenge?
CASTIEL: Information.
Here is Castiel trying to convince Dean to help him, and Dean maybe thinking "is not going to be that easy" after the "keep your opinions to yourself" God discussion they had the previous episode on the hospital (topic I will talk in another volume) the thing is, we can observe in Dean's facial expressions and the way he was talking to CAS, he should suffer just a little and he will enjoy see how the angel asks for his help.
DEAN: So, what, you think you can find this dude and he's just gonna spill God's address?
CASTIEL: Yes, because we are gonna trap him and interrogate him.
Dean is giving Cas more of the same, but he was really enjoying it, just as a prologue for the flirtation. Cas looked at him so intensely that sometimes he couldn't figure out that was the angel flirting with him or not.... now they were alone, why not just try something? and suddenly...
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This classic quote with that classic Destiel scene I'm which Dean was SO BLANTANT IN TRYING TO SEDUCE/FLIRT WITH THE ANGEL, playing with the edge. Why not? He was always standing so close to him, looking at him so intensely... Was Castiel trying to seduce him? Well... If that was so... He will try this shot... But this shot is like trying to flirt in Spanish with a Japanese. Ofc Castiel wouldn't understand that reference. He was an angel without knowledge about pop culture, as Dean could noticed. But he went and tried anyway. And immediately after that, the frowned expression on the angel's face, and Dean realizing what he was trying to do.... "What am I doing?" That's the expression he showed there. "I'm flirting with CAS and he didn't even noticed... I'm so stupid, better stop here."
DEAN: Give me one good reason why I should do this.
CASTIEL: Because you're Michael's vessel and no angel will dare harm you.
DEAN: Oh, so I'm your bullet shield.
And then... Castiel begged Dean... Beacuse he had been cut off from heaven, he hadn't friends or angels to help him, he just had Dean. Because when he decided to follow Dean, to fell for him, he lost his privileges... He lost everything, as he'd told him in the hospital. He only had Dean... Now was his time asking him for help... As that time in the green room... It was time for Dean to help Castiel... And he begged him, ashamed...
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How could Dean said no? Ofc he was about to say yes from the beginning... He was just enjoying the moment. You can tell for his face when he accepted to help. He checks Cas and lick his lips. Yeah... The sexual tension, the attraction Dean feels for CAS is so evident in Dean's facial expressions...
"Last night on Earth"
This is Dean line to get laid, is obvious it worked that night with Anna... But why he had to tell this again in this episode.... And to CAS???
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If this scene wasn't followed by these lines....
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I wouldn't think what Dean was trying to do here... He was trying to guess if CAS was on it or not... But this time was more directly that with the Thelma and Louise reference, this time he explained, openly, that two characters were gays and more than friends... He gave him a guide to understand he was trying to figure out what was going on there between them. But Cas didn't get that again. So Dean continuing his torture... He was enjoying this whole situation. Make this angel getting nervous. Asking inappropriate questions. Castiel was cute. He was a badass and all of that. But he was cute. He was discovering that. He really was having a great time.
I will talk about what happened later in my other volumes, now I need to make a jump into 5x10... Another... Last night on Earth...
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He loves Jo as a sister, but hell if he would have time to get laid with her... He will certainly do that. And this was an excellent opportunity. He will use his line again... But he was rejected because Jo was too smart for that.
And certainly... This cycle about this line to pick up people and get laid will have to stop ...
He used it with Anna, successfully, with CAS... Just making some research on him... And now on Jo. Well, who ended it? It was CAS again... Castiel using Dean's quote to pick up ladies... Ended with CAS. Cas will become his one and only.
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To conclude
Dean felt confused by the way Castiel stays so close to him or just looked at him so intensely, so he tried to test the angel by flirting with him.
And beacuse Can was always so dominant and badass, he really enjoyed making him trying to convince him for helping him.
He really enjoyed this hunt with Castiel, as we will see in the next volumes!
Castiel lack of pop culture knowledge gave Dean the opportunity of walking on the edge between flirtation and friendship. He allowed himself to do that knowing Cas wouldn't pick up those advances from him. He just needed to do it... Because he is Dean Winchester after all... And Cas was that perfect mix between badass, innocent, cute and sassy.
I hope you like this volume! C-u in the next one!
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If you want to check the first volume from season 5 is here.
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jumptheshark · 3 years
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i’m still so surprised we haven’t run into the (conservative) catholics on this site yet lmao i see them a lot but never in spn stuff
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