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slutburn · 3 months
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it would seem that emerald fennell and her perfect cast created saltburn exclusively for me and 6 other people on tumblr to go absolutely bonkers, crying-in-a-corner, life-changingly insane over and for nobody else on earth to understand or appreciate fully
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grandmother-satoru · 2 months
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Introducing my husband
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hisonetrueloveee · 21 days
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Until 4*Town makes a comeback
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Imjokingimjokingimjokingbye-
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ethereal-bumble-bee · 4 months
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Just got a random burst of motivation to fix my life, see y’all at Harvard
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stripedwolf88 · 5 months
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Should I be eating zeppoles dipped in chocolate when I am clearly getting sick? No.
Am i doing it anyway? Yes.
This is to make up for me possibly fucking up on my final tonight, okay? I feel sorta dumb and numb but whatever. The doughy dessert is giving me comfort.
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whorenerdking · 10 months
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eddie sends this to steve after they have sex for the first time
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balaclavacharles · 1 year
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Pov: 👁️👄👁️🧎🏻‍♀️
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genderdoe-sly · 2 years
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what if pikachu man is the elevator operator to eeby deeby? the rider of plinko horse? the ultimate blorbo from my shows, you insult pika man? you refuse to tumblr sexy-manify pika man? Jail to user, jail to user for 1000 years!
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askfloridaanything · 6 months
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going on the texas account to go shoot up a school or something /j
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thatredheadwriter · 2 years
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I got super overstimulated earlier and it got better when I put on the Bob Ross channel and took off my pants so basically what I’m saying is all the world’s problems could probably be fixed with less pants and more Bob Ross.
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elote · 10 months
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i love feeling empty inside it’s so epic
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nurse-buckley · 2 years
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Buddie hospital AU. 😎
‘Dr Evan Buckley, resus - 911’ Eddie’s pager beeped again, as he made his way to the ER for the consult that seemed to be so urgent.
The doctor made his way through the emergency room doors into the resus bay he’d been beckoned to by the younger doctor, “Buck, listen man I’ve told you time and time again you only need to page me once…”
Eddie’s words were cut off as he looked up expecting to see a patient in the bed before him and not his boyfriend laying on the stretcher surrounded by doctors and nurses, covered in blood.
Want a 3 sentence fic?
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Changing my name to Richard so I can have the same name as 2 of my all time favorite fictional characters richie trashmouth tozier and dick Grayson aka robin aka nightwing aka batman
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Fave things about switching my phone to French while still learning it:
“Likes” here are « coups de cœur, » and I dunno what “coup” means exactly, but my first thought was “hey that sounds like ‘coup d’etat’ yeah these posts totally Jan 6th my heart”
Apparently immense swaths of the internet go to French, so time to learn about gay French slang
« These weird ass quotation marks »
All map directions are now in French, but hey, the Siri voice is still a hot Australian man
Confusing my friends
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girl-inna-coma · 2 years
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Mythical announcing a stupid expensive inaccessible and unrealistic event during pride month is an act of homophobia
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