#but also it was fucking funny haha

[do-rey-me]

if murderbot learned what autism was i truly believe itd go "wow humans are so ridiculous they cant even agree on their own stupid human social rules" and then never think about that or its possible relation to its own behaviors ever again

#mensah: secunit here are some accessibility drones so u can interact with the world more comfortably #mb: its super impressive how she can make up reasons to get around the 'no drones allowed rules' just so she can bribe me #ratthi has his head in his hands. like deities send me strength i cannot fucking deal with this #tmbd #mbd #murderbot diaries #i dunno the tags man. i also do not know if its even funny anymore #im so tired #lost track of my life and didnt realize i ran out of sleep meds haha. fuuck #tomorrows gonna fucking suck balls #my posts

[waterberry-strawmelon]

Henry Oak saying “I’m a polyamorous white guy, of course I know Dungeons and Dragons” proves yet again that Will Campos is the funniest person on this fucking podcast

#dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #dndads #will campos #henry oak #i could add more tags but whatever. I’m fucking DYING I literally started cackling in the middle of the sidewalk #I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO SCREAM WITH ABOUT THIS!!!!!!! #(Also unfortunately I’m reminded yet again that season 1 is just inherently funnier and more entertaining than season 2. #I get a lot of people are die-hard for season 2 but I just can’t get through it—it’s like slogging through a tar pit most episodes #and I think that’s cuz for me personally the dnd podcast has to be funny first and emotional second #and season 2 feels like the reverse #Like. The season 1 pc’s were BUILT to be funny #But the season 2 pc’s were built to expand on the season 1 narrative. See the difference? #ANYWAYS this bonus episode reminds me I’ll always have season 1 :’D #And the bonus content #And whatever they do after season 2 (assuming it gets better haha!) #mine #just some thoughts

[old-desert]

Damn that homosexual epilogue

#in stars and time #isat #sifloop #loop isat #siffrin #desert art #my art #art tag #the entire game they were so fucking fruity and then the epilogue came and was like “i can make this fuck even better” #siffrin is like that one haha funny guy you knew in school and then years later #on a same class graduates meet up you see him and he's married to an honest to god diva (loop) #also the coin exchange in the epilogue??? that's bonding right there. they got bonding coins.

[heartscrypt]

errr ahhh um. cfv twst au upon ye (content made for me and only me)

if u couldn't tell kai here is twisted from the beast from beauty and the beast b/c i wanted to make him go through the horrors. i am normal about him

#twst #twisted wonderland #cfv #cardfight!! vanguard #toshiki kai #aichi sendou #ren suzugamori #heartscribbles #btw aichi is twisted from the enchanted rose and ren is twisted from the enchantress who cursed the beast #do u see what horrors i will be inflicting on toshiki kai #can't phrase it right now but there's something there #w/ aichi being a reminder of kais suffering but also someone he feels the need to be near #w/ ren fucking up kai via aichis oblivious ass #w/ aichi discovering that he is irrevocably tied to kais pain and slowly deteriorating #wow this shit is crazy. my god #anyways haha funny disney anime guys lets gooooooo. play spelldrive boy go to class boy turn into an ink monster boy

[hoohoobeanie]

i knew this was coming and it still took me out

#amanda-spencer combo is so fucking funny #to me this trio is like shaynes two friends from different areas of life that he makes hang out sometimes #and then they bond over movies but also keep making fun of each other #so good #spencer agnew #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #amanda #shayne #spencer #smosh #spamanda? #haha nice

[cosmosnout]

Thinking about the end of khdr and how our keykid is implied to be Xehanorts caretaker, in which case I fully blame my keykid for every bad thing that Xehanort has ever done.

#no wonder xehanort turned out so fucked up #my keykid would fucking suck ass at parenting #also idk if the fact that they lived in the little shack on destiny Islands is more sad or funny to me #also fighting my perfectionism with stupid little sketches haha #tho I hope these arent too messy #all jokes aside tho he would have been loved #art #digital art #my art #kh #kingdom hearts #kh oc #khdr spoilers #khdr #xehanort #khux player #kingdom hearts dark road

[pastadoughie]

im gonna scream and cry n throw uop i with i wasnt so unattractiv

#like i know #it does not fucking mattor from liek a personale pov? #liek if im attractive. like im not dating anybody. i am 16 yearz old #but alsoe that commente ignorze the realley real fact that being moar attrtativ genuineley makese people treat u bettor #n take u more srsly #i used to be liek #a skinny girl with wavy blonde hair i waz v comventonaley attractive #n even tho people should NOT HAVE BEEN TREATING ME LIEK THAT BECAUZ I WAS LIKE 13!! #i got way moar positive recepshin 2 my appearanse #n now that im like #a sweaty gamer boy every tiem liek #i EXTREMELEY RARELEY show anybodey what i look liek #someone makese fun of my appearance. every time. #and liek... its not....... funny its genuiinely something i struggle with alot #liek haha its so funny 2 make fun of the recovered bulimic for his facial preportions something he is phisicaley unabl 2 change #people gotta be moar normal abt ppol they dont find attractive #the beast speaks #hell on earth #kinda a venty post i just want someone 2 talk abt how making fun of unattractiv people iz shitty n i can bea liek yea for realsies #screaming and scampering

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

sometimes i think it would be really funny if fyodor and dazai were never actually able to exactly predict each other’s moves and they just had a bajillion backup stunts set up out of anxiety that happened to work perfectly to counteract whatever crazy light yagami shit the other pulled

#so fyodor goes like haha guess what i stole your ginger boyfriend #and dazais like oh shit didnt expect that. good thing i happened to also steal YOUR casino boyfriend #and fyodors like ah shit he got me again. good thing I ALSO happened to do THIS #etc etc #also i see a lot of people rbing this saying thats probably indeed what they do #and yes. thats my point #its both more logical than 100% accurate uno reverses and incredibly fucking funny #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou sd #bungo stray dogs #bungo sd #fyodor dostoevsky bsd #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd dostoevsky #dostoevsky bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #fyozai #bsd shitpost #shitpost #bsd [rat edition] #thoughts from the depths of hell [rat edition] #posts the tumblr gremlins liked for some reason [rat edition]

[wolfisblank]

I haven't played Scarlet/Violet myself but I love Nemona so much. She just wants a competent battle partner for once. She has a DVD screensaver in place of a brain. She's a socially awkward dummy (affectionate) who doesn't know how to properly bond with people. She sees someone cool who she wants to befriend and immediately just imprints on them. She picks the weaker starter because she wants to go easy on you (not just because she doesn't understand type advantages or something). She builds her teams around the person she's battling. She's very obviously neurodivergent. She's so relatable to me. She's one of the only characters I've been genuinely attached to since gen 5. I care her so much

#caw.txt #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #nemona #pokemon nemona #I want her to be my friend. I wanna listen to her infodump about battles #she gets too loud when she's excited and has trouble containing emotions. she has trouble making friends because she's ''too much'' #BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK #I wrote Akki like that because haha funny relatable OC but then SV does it too and now I have two relatable pkmn guys to obsess over :sob: #also I wish everyone calling Nemona a ''yndere stalker'' a very die. I don't think it's happening here but weirdos on twitter are doing it

[foxgirlmoth]

So F1nnster just came out as genderfluid but still I super fucking hate him. Making trap content and constantly making money off of a performance of being a fake girl, getting a name change and gender marker change and posting about going through that all while basically shoving it in the faces of trans women who have struggled over years and years. You've been a performance and you've gained wealth essentially making fun of us and enforcing horrible stereotypes, and saying "Yeah I just don't care about gender" Does Not Make Me Fucking Forgive Any Of That. What fucking hatred you've tossed onto your channel towards trans women will not go away easily, and Fuck You.

#I haven't looked at his channel for ages and ages and I think the video where he LITERALLY GOES OUT AND TRICKS PEOPLE TO TRY AND BE FUNNY #Is down because I know a ton of trans women saw that and went 'Hey this FUCKING SUCKS' #But there's still so many videos up just of like. 'I pretend to be a girl doing x' #and having big text saying 'GUY' and pointing at him #Just like. #Fuck you so hard #I fucking hate f1nnster #Also the quick video of him coming out I was sent and what made me aware of this all #I didn't see anything about him changing pronouns and I do hope I'm not getting them wrong #I'm just fucking angry #t slur #transmisogyny #I even saw fucking video from ages ago with the title 'getting surgery' and I fucking KNOW he made that to make people think #'lookit I got bottom surgery haha :)' #Beating him with fucking hammers

[andi-o-geyser]

Before anybody asks, yes this series is a masterpiece of puns and storytelling and an incredibly nuanced and emotional psychological examination of a very sad man. It is also. This.

#this is not a criticism this is a glowing recomendation #its an emotional explanation of this man's psyche hidden behind a veneer of funny haha jokes! its so fucking good!! #it is also funny as HELL #anyways everybody go watch mentopolis #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #mike trapp #hunch curio #d20 cast #dnd #andis thought geyser

[utilitycaster]

I'm still thinking about that post about how female characters and especially wlw and f/f ships are treated in fandoms because I got a reply that I deleted on my post about how all the Nein were big shippers on deck for Beau and Yasha that boiled down to "haha Caleb making a tower so the useless lesbians would admit they liked each other!" and it's like. He made the tower to Beau's orders. She had already asked out Yasha, who in turn had of her own volition written Beau a phenomenal, beautiful letter instead of a poem as recommended by Jester. This is factually incorrect and obnoxiously dismissive of a genuinely great dynamic and attributes all agency to a man. When you say shit like this you sound like you are Chat GPT. No new thoughts no time actually spent analyzing a relationship dynamic just "ooh i see a woman in fiction what is the phrase most associated with this ok done onto the next task".

#whenever i post like 20 times before 8:15 am like this you need to understand it's bc my dumbass morning person body woke up at like 5:45 am #and i was like well i'm not getting back to sleep and then pounded 3 cups of coffee in an hour #just to give some context #also if i delete a reply or anon know that it's because i wanted to reply with something like this and (usually) restrained myself #which is very hard for me as an annoying person #like. it is very difficult to articulate this without sounding like some kind of well I don't see gender asshole and that isn't what i mean #but if you can only talk about wlw and women in general in overused memes that weren't funny the first time #you're clearly not like. spending time thinking about them. you can see this with repeated phrases #like the reason why repeated phrases in fanfic or in academic essays are looked down on is bc it shows you're not fucking thinking #you just grabbed what someone else said and said haha ok done i'm gonna go back to a busy day of eating markers

[flowersforvax]

Scanlan: got fucked up by the realization that it matters now if he dies because he has a daughter who would care

FCG: got fucked up by the realization that they have a soul because that means it matters if he dies (and! how he lives!)

#hey uhhhh sam? you good? #he keeps turning his deepest insecurities into art and also ads and it is fucking me up actually #scanlan: hahah i'm just a funny little guy DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME OR DO TOU ONKY LIKE ME BECAUSE I AMUSE YOU AND GIVE YOU A MAGIC TENT #fcg: haha i'm just a friendly little guy no i don't matter because i don't have a soul WHO AM I IF I'M NOT OF SERVICE TO OTHERS #WILL YOU STILL LIKE ME IF MY ISSUES TURN ME INTO A BURDEN INSTEAD OF AN ASSET?? #cr shitpost #cr meta #they go hand-in-hand with me #s watches cr #i could also make this about tary and veth probably #c3e36 #cr spoilers #fcg #scanlan shorthalt #cr1 spoilers #critical role #100 #my post highlights #250 #500

[moongothic]

It's at least a little funny whenever there's a new post on r/OnePiece where people start speculating about Crocodile's past and the comment section in bad faith resort to (transphobic) memes

'Cause I'm just here reading the comments like

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later someone's gonna answer you #These fuckers are joking now but you just fucking wait when the man does turn out to be Luffy's other transgender father #The cowards are gonna be so livid #For record speculating about Crocodile's past and mentioning Crocodad is not A Meme Response by default #It's when the fuckers also do the misgendering and clearly saying it as a funny haha joke that. Yeah. Then it's in bad faith #Can't wait for hubris to get these guys #WE'LL SEE WHO'LL LAUGH THEN

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will make your weird masochist friend call you a tsundere and beg for you to hit him

#read the tags #this is entirely my own fault #i am very aggressive and use threats in real life just like i do on here #and to be fair i kept doing it after i found out because i crave chaos #i mean the whole situation is objectively really fucking funny so here we are #tw kink mention #figured I'd better mention that just in case #adam if you did decide to make a tumblr and follow me then uhhhh #sorry lol #i'm threatening people with you now because that's just how it goes #mod lore #(i feel so weird typing that but also i think it's an objectively funny tag) #(haha. i have lore.) #lizzy is going to see this and laugh at me #my friends know about this blog if they ever check it I'm never gonna hear the end of this one #because of the tags not because of the post itself #like to be fair i did once choke him to make him shut up. in hindsight i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea

[drowning-moonlight]

A Little Rant About the Fathers of the ASL Brothers

people in this fandom are so mean about Roger and Dragon being "dead-beat" dads and I don't get it.

like I think it's pretty obvious that Dragon couldn't raise Luffy because he would have been in danger being around the World's Worst Criminal and all. and okay leaving him with Garp wasn't a great idea but saying Dragon is a dead-beat is kind of harsh in my opinion?? my point is that there's definitely a REASON why Dragon didn't stay with Luffy. do we know the whole reason and is it even a good reason? that remains to be seen but still. I see people say he needs a "redemption" from being a bad father and I'm like... no he doesn't

and what baffles me even more is people saying Roger was a dead-beat. like! the man died! "oh he abandoned Ace to a life of suffering" y'all say about a guy who died before Ace was even born. the man gets murdered while his wife is pregnant and everyone goes on about how he's a dead-beat dad. and I know he turned himself in to the Marines so he basically did cause his own death but he was dying from an illness anyway. I don't think he was ever going to live long enough to raise Ace, I think he still would have died soon from his illness even if he didn't turn himself in. and again, leaving him with Garp wasn't a great idea but I don't think Roger really had a choice and I don't think that makes him a "dead-beat"

Fuck Outlook III though he sucks and I can’t defend him

#monkey d dragon #gol d roger #gold roger #one piece #I don't really see people call outlook iii a dead-beat but thought I should still include him just because #also I know I called it a rant but this really isn't that serious. it's a silly haha post even if does sound like it truly bothers me #feel free to disagree #I just really like roger and dragon and I think it's funny/fucked up that two separate people left their infant sons to garp of all people