#but also im scheduling this from like

[humans-are-tasty]

#sir crocodile #dracule mihawk #buggy the clown #cross guild #my art #one piece #crochawk #dump of dumb stuff #i was looking at the old patrick bateman mihawk and ended up drawing axe wielding mihawk again #idk why #im just anxiety coping drawing #i wasnt going to post this but i forgot i scheduled it... omg #anyway im trying to be more free with drawing now and not caring so much #more like how i drew 2-3 yrs ago #if its weird and ugly then its weird and ugly #i also want to draw blackbeard but hes so hard to draw this way. still trying to figure it out #also please imagine crocodile standing with axehawk. i desperately wanted to draw crocodile with him but didnt #theyre axe murdering couple in crime #i took the last ones outfit from the shining #i try to draw lineart directly without a rough sketch stage. its sort of meditative #i'm gonna axe you one last time...

[transldpdl]

Louis de Pointe Du Lac 'In Throes of Increasing Wonder'

#ah i was supposed to post earlier but next week I'lll have a better schedule with the queue #ldpdl.txt #vampterview #amc iwtv #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #I always found a certain amount of grace in louis that yk is beautifully displayed in the first episode #tho ofc it continues through the rest of the series #the crossing of legs bein here and then yk in the lil clip we got of s2 you see him doin the same crossing legs but armand is also joining #body language and such if that makes sense oh lil things of how we do not see his face or facial journey when the tape is heard his whole #body is turned away from daniel and the audience and yeah he was bein disrespectful #and its like as we get more pieces of the puzzle the more certain things make sense the more dynamics are just getting crazier #i felt a newer light after rewatching the trailers and lil clip and ik itll just be such an eye opener when we get to see all of s2 (puzzle #anyways im getting off topic my brain goes from x to a louis is just so gorgeous and the way he sits is as a dancer even continuing to in #later eps entrancing like you want to be near him and when he starts the story his laugh its like you know you need to be near him #In Throes of Increasing Wonder

[mishapen-dear]

skeppy who?

#mishapen draws #bbh #badboyhalo #qsmp #badboyhalo fanart #basically a study of narcissus by caravaggio but bastardized (badstardized) #sketched it freehand and then laid the sketch over the painting to fix it up #had to fix the positioning of the right arm + knees but overall not a bad bad #this is from that 5 minute bit he had with foolish near the end of stream on the 11th(?) of july where he drank a love potion #and fell in love with himself #took 5-ish hours #so maybe i'll redraw it one day and see if i can get it done faster #part of it was designing him on the fly #and figuring out the physics of fucking. clothes #which turned out to be really fun actually i think im starting to like them #if i were to do it again i think i would make his face even darker and use the helmet/his eye shine to denote where his features are #but it's also dark enough rn that it's hard to see on my phone so maybe not lmao #this has been: your artly scheduled mishapendear ramble #goodbye

[chryblossomjjk]

just found out that jungkook interacts with people who aren’t me

#cold cruel world out there tsk tsk #also lil life update friends ! #working full time n going to school full time n also doing extracurricular activities is really not the move #i struggle w toxic productivity and it’s really really destroyed my mental and physical health #so ive busted my behind to save up enough money #to be able to support myself on a part time work schedule until i graduate woohoo ! #hoping to have more time to indulge in hobbies #which includes being on here and writing and interacting #i miss you all dearly #ty for everything #like the fact that yall still send sweet things in my inbox when ive been p inactive for like this whole year is super nice and sweet and ye #im sorry i haven’t been responding #but i read them and they do make my day and i love you #and i hope to pick things up again soon #glimpse of us is going to be a banger i fear #ive sat on it for so long that ive perfected this storyline #from metaphors to small details to foreshadowing to non linear storytelling that all forms together in the ends yep #just need to write it which is the hard part 👉👈 #but im excited #this the type of story to leave you in a funk for a few days lol and im so excited to share #hope you’re all doing well #and you are also prioritizing your health and well-being #you deserve time for yourself #not even deserve tbh #it’s legit a necessity like pls #you deserve it

[mothercetrion]

AU where Kenshi is still a Yakuza member and he and Johnny have an affair :) multiple chapters planned

directly inspired by @tokillaking13 and their incredible Johnshi art (support it here and here!)

#johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #fic #my fic #mine #do not have a set update schedule itll just be when i have the time!! :) #absolutely ecstatic to start this fic project #i havent written multi chapter anything in YEARS #to tokillaking13 #i cannot emphasize how much i have thought abt your art in the past few days #i truly hope you like this project im working on :) #and also #i was that anon. from earlier today #thank you for sharing your gift with us <3

[octopticon]

some of my favorite women

#touhou #yachie kicchou #eiki shiki #seiga kaku #touhou fanart #posts from hell #i don't feel like posting at a normal hour. sorry #i'm not going to schedule posts we die like m*kou #^ censored because i dont want to falsely advertise phoenix women when there aren't any in the post. but i have to be funny #also im sorry for liking demented and fucked up women it will happen again

[dear-ao3]

i need all of you to know the absolute state of affairs this week

11/16 (thursday): full time job 9a-1:30p, part time job 4-8:30p, watch f1 fp1 11:30p-12:30a, sleep

11/17 (friday): full time job 8a-2p, watch f1 fp2 replay, part time job 4-8:30p, eat food, shower, nap, watch f1 fp3 11:30p-12:30a, nap, watch f1 qualifying 3-4a, sleep

11/18 (saturday): full time job 9-10:30a, clean entire apartment, make food for sunday-tuesday, pack for thanksgiving

11/19 (sunday): part time job 8a-2p, hang out with brad 2-5p, watch f1 las vegas race w my sister over FaceTime at 5p, finish whatever cleaning i didnt finish on saturday

11/20 (monday): full time job 8a-8p, make pumpkin bread, make sure everything is packed to go home

11/21 (tuesday): part time job 8a-2p, full time job 2:30-4:30, get picked up by my parents to go home for thanksgiving at an undisclosed time

#am i insane #yes i am #did i also make this schedule myself #also yes #before any of you are like SAPH THIS IS TOO MUCH #i didnt want to work my part time retail job on black friday and the compromise is that i work undesirable shifts leading up to it #and yeah so that's what's happening #and f1 decided to jump in the mix but im glad cause i have something to look forward to lol #wish me luck kids #not a tag #from saph

[starscelly]

happy birthday tyler seguin (:

31 random (mostly giggly) gifs for tyler’s golden 31st birthday ⭐💛

#THIS TOOK SO LONG but i think im happy with it? #i wont know until it posts if tumblr fucks up the quality so #i watched so many open ices #i made all of these gifs with my bare hands #my favorites (not to make but in general) were: #cowboy hat ; tattoo vid ; the dude perf clips ; the clip where he does not pull his shirt down all the way #also i had the stupid listen to the tyler seguin showww tune stuck in my head #the entire fucking time #i never want to see his gay little face (affectionate) every a fucking gain #also let me know if this needs to have a read more bar added? i have no concept of how long it is? #its 5:30am est as im writing this and im so fucking tired? #i think ill schedule to post at like. 9. or something. 9:19 maybe would that be cute #whatever youll see #tyler seguin #dallas stars #cel gifs #this is my magnum opus #also feel free to ask where i got clips from i will see if i can remember (:

[solarpunkani]

Ok fuck it you know something I've never really quite understood about part of the Leftist vs Liberals debate on voting.

So so so many people act like its either-or. Like you're either dedicating your entire life to voting and promoting politicians and phone banking or whatever, or you're a True Rebel waiting for The Uprising to Come and Solve Everything.

But like. In my experience. Me voting is just me kinda go 'which person seems kinda good? Which one at least sucks the least? ok lemme go vote.' and then its anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour tops of my life. And I still have plenty of time to do Stuff and participate in Conversations about Other Important Things. And also you can admit and acknowledge and understand that the system As Is kinda sorta really sucks ass, but also still admit and acknowledge and understand that at this current point in time we are still living in the suckass system and do something to alleviate the suckass At Least A Little while also working to bolster/create/advocate for Other Systems.

I guess just like. it's not a black or white thing. Between 'top 500 volunteers for a specific politician/voting office/etc' and 'absolutely positively not voting at all' there is a gray area called 'vote and then just do other stuff'.

#out of queue #ani rambles #ani rant #now hang on its time to acknowledge my Privilege(TM) #the first few times I ever voted for anything I was in college and the student center was a voting center #so asides from waiting in a long (~30 minute tops bc early vote) line to get in I didn't have to do a big drive or anything #and at my house there's a voting center thats a like 5 minute drive from my place or a 10 minute drive depending on what election it is #and im ablebodied and have a open (read: jobless) schedule so I can Just Go for the most part #i live in a City so there's probs lots of voting centers at churches and libraries and all across town too #but like. some people act like people saying Hey Go Vote Plz are screaming like #'if you don't donate 200 dollars and 4+ weeks of your time to canvassing and calling and volunteering you are RUINING AMERICA' #when at least from what I've seen its just like. 'can you maybe go fill in a bubble on a Scantron so people like me don't Die Faster.' #also there's early voting and mail-in voting and all that jazz like yeah the current system makes it harder to vote but theres still W AYS #you don't gotta pull up at 6am on Election Day Tuesday yknow? #if i get blasted for this remember as I was: happy and rambling at 3am about greenhouses and solarpunk stuff #plz be nice i beg k bye

[puppyeared]

if escape rooms as team building exercises became popular im not sure if id be more excited or terrified

#if it isnt already anyway.. i can see it happening as a school frosh thing. idk if it would catch on as a workplace thing #i kind of find the concept of being locked in with strangers and working to find a way out weirdly exhilarating though #at least compared to icebreakers cause i dont have to spend 10 minutes racking my brain for something to blurt out abt myself #as a bonus u could like. put people into groups and give prizes to whoever escapes first second third etc. apparently they also do themed #escape rooms.. maybe let people pick a theme? or voluntary sign up? actually this would be really fun for smth like a blind friend date #although if i found out i was locked in a room with an online friend id be too excited to actually escape LOL #ive never done an escape room before so sadly i cant speak from experience. its like up there on things i want to try next to rug tufting #workshop and visiting new art exhibits or conventions. i seriously need to get out more if it wasnt for the horrors <- school and anxiety #i was planning to invite cass to a drop-in art workshop in town but neither of us could go bc typography is making us go thru hell and back #AND THEY HAD A BUTTON MACHINE TOO #im nostalgic bc i miss working in groups and not being awkward abt it or worrying abt schedule conflicts #i realized that i learn best in groups and its a little corny but i like sharing ideas and talking through a problem #in elementary i could just sit down with friends for review and come out of it energized *and* more familiar with the material #and i could technically still do it now. but as adults we're more picky abt who we work with on top of being way more busy outside school #maybe im lonely. im shy and grew up not talking to ppl unless i absolutely have to so its hard to make friends on my own i guess #only thing getting me thru it is telling myself that humans like helping and that my cringe is overblown in my head. but its hard #hence the escape rooms. i have been able to talk to 2(!!) people though!! mostly abt school stuff but im glad to be on friendly terms #i dont really know how to be happy these days cause im constantly scaring myself abt my portfolio and finding places to work #not being ambitious is part of not wanting to put energy into something that wont work out while also not having the passion to do literall #anything else.. i should probably talk to my counsellor ugh #yapping

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hello! I have come asking for you to info-dump about the the modern human au. I full of brain rot of them (especially after the last thing you posted about them, damn) Maybe you can tell us a bit more Sally!!

lucky for you, i've been full of that good ol brainrot As Well! thoughts! feelings! ideas! i got em!

so since we're already on the subject of the Crash Arc, allow me to expand on it for a moment before i get to Sally Thinkings! if you've read the snippet, you may have noticed the extent of Wally's injuries was not listed yet. well! he got messed up with a capital F! since it's fiction and i'm god in this scenario, i'm veering slightly away from realistic damage, immediate & lasting. bc lets be real. if i stuck to "this is as realistic as i can make it", then Wally would be aaaaaabsolutely fucked. it was a bad crash in a very unsafe vehicle at high speeds. like - this is what happened. a drunk driver hit Home going 70 down the freeway. swerve, fishtail, tumble down a (small, shallow, really its more like a glorified ditch) ravine with trees and rocks and shit on it. absolute miracle that Wally didn't die in the crash, let alone during the solid half hour (slightly longer) he was trapped in Home before someone noticed the crash site and called emergency personnel. Wally "hanging up" on Barnaby was actually the impact jarring him so he slipped and hit the end call button. but yeah without going into technicalities and detail, Wally has some lasting damage in his dominant hand. It takes extensive physical therapy for him to be able to paint/draw again at the same level he had been at. the hematoma hadn't done a lot of brain damage that wouldn't resolve itself with time. in my mind, when Wally wakes up in the hospital, for a few days he's very confused and his memory is shot. he'll wake up, interact, then go to sleep, but when he wakes up again its like waking up for the first time again. he just can't retain memories for a bit. he's got some severe brain fog. his mood is also kinda fucked with - he's uncharacteristically irritable with low patience, etc. these are all things that clear up with time, but in my mind Wally has chronic migraines going forward. bad ones! and there are days where it's harder fr him to concentrate. and yk. a teeny bit of chronic pain where his shin bone was pinned back together and where his hand was essentially crushed. but other than that he's fine going forward! good days and bad days!

but enough about that! You Want To Hear About Sally!

i imagine that she becomes quite successful in the theater industry. i'm not too familiar with it myself, so i'm gonna be uh. Vague about it? but she starts her own theater troupe - it's a bit of a commute from home base to the town she works in, where the theater is located in, but she makes it work! of the group, she's probably away more than any of them. working on shows, traveling to work on other ones - i like to think she's been on Broadway! she probably has had opportunities to do tv/movie acting, but idk... i feel like Sally would be like "nah. live shows or nothing". maybe at some point she takes up voice acting gigs, as long as she can do them from home. she probably has her own little room-turned-VA-studio thing. idk how that works either! it seems right! but yes Howdy's store's automated messages and advertisements are in Sally's voice. she's probably picked up a temporarily modeling gig here and there.

so Sally is very very busy. Poppy is supportive. everyone is, and they all love to help out when they can - and reel Sally in when the "stardom" starts to get to her head. they do their best to acclimate to occasionally getting jumpscared by her voice in a grocery store or in. idk. fashion shoots. victoria's secret billboards. that last one was a joke! maybe. i think she would.

i also like to imagine Sally like... getting some sort of award and then spending a solid five minutes naming her friends, thanking them with specificity, and then plugging their own stuff. they probably have a rotation for who accompanies her as her plus one for events and parties she may or may not be invited to. she's not like... a Big celebrity but! she's Known and Liked! she has Connections! i like to imagine her and Wally looking dapper as fuck at a Venue...

so the friend group typically stays together, with Sally going off to do her Things the most. she makes sure to schedule time to be with her friends and girlfriend/wife/Poppy between work and gigs and etc. she somehow finds a balance with Ease. or apparent ease... someone get this girl a vacation...

#lmao now im thinking about them all scheduling a joint vacay #sally is having the time of her life getting to Relax and just Pamper Herself #everyone else is also greatly enjoying the break #except howdy. he's a mess. to him relaxing is working. things are too calm. too quiet. understim effect x100 #on that vein ive been thinking about a covid arc and its. Funny #and domestic! #where are the covid fics of characters getting stuck together during lockdown... #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #but yes been thinking about the au a lot #ive decided that wally does eventually get a job that he actually Enjoys! #previously he was just doing his indie art and such. bc he'd try a job and be like 'wow. i hate this. this is stupid. bye' #his art brings in more money anyway. he's living that miraculous imaginary life where art provides reliable sustainable income #enough so that barnaby doesn't need a full time job! bc this is fiction and i want them to have an easy life #in this specific area anyway #i would like them to live in a world where its slightly kinder... the housing crisis doesnt exist... one can live on minimum wage... #also thinking more about their homes and such. etc!

[dedenneblogs]

(heartbreak high) that one babysitting format meme

but my fun lil spin on it

#heartbreak high #fyp #netflix #netflix heartbreak high #ok ill explain #quinni is the best out of all of them #makes schedules and everything; takes job very serious #amerie is an older sibling she's been babysitting for free #malakai probably is like “this is the next generation-- we have to raise them right” #ant kind of just lets the kids play fortnite with him #missy is rlly popular with the kids she babysits. the parents not so much #cash is scared of the kids. is genuinely afraid they'll shatter like a vase if he drops them from too high #jojo is the definition of wine aunt #harper gives older brother core energy but sister if that makes sense #also is shown to radiate big sis energy #dusty probably tries to act cool but probably just comes off lame #darren doesnt like kids. plain and simple #woodsy gives off strict elderly babysitter energy IM SORRY #sasha is just rlly lame. probably makes kids go to bed rlly early so she can just goof off so comes off as mean #fuck chook #spider is self explanatory #cash's nan may seem jarring but im not sure she seems like the type to secretly be a bad influence

[paulawithsharks]

"They turned me into a monster, Arthur. But my memories of him, they still pure"

#sadie adler #red dead redemption 2 #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption fanart #red dead redemption fandom #rdr2 artwork #fanart #artists on tumblr #my art #mrs sadie adler ily <3 #its 1:14am of the day this is scheduled to b posted. here to let you know i realized like 20 mins ago that she had two right feet literally #i was about to post this with her having two right feet :( im sorry mrs adler. but rest assured i fixed it in time <3 ily #also tumblr user hillbillyhipster84 i love you and i want to talk to you about karen and paca so bad bc YES i have written things abt them #but bc this is a sideblog and i can't respond to comments directly from this same sideblog i can't reply but pls feel free to dm me or #send in an ask i love you <3 sending you kisses and smooches

[surreal-duck]

treasure

#regularly scheduled mdyzs as the chokehold they have on me is . yeah #duck scribbles #doodles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #enstars #ensemble stars #from another drawing session w a friend hi ducky if u see this ily <3 #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #damn if theres one thing keeping me going lately its fake scenarios and random thoughts abt these two #my mental health has dropped Severely as of late ! god forbid a duck be happy and content i guess #okay now it also just struck me that huh i sure draw them a lot huh #i feel kinda bad but also who cares. i like them a lot and im making that everyone elses problem #though another kinda funny thing to me is that doodling them a lot kinda did make me like my art a bit more. idk makes me happy seeing my #own dumb doodles of them or whatever and im not really in a position to be picky so #thanks for that fictional characters in my brain

[thebabycup]

theydies ladies and gentlemen we have got a truly exciting round one coming up this week!!

moving on from the qualifiers we have gong, para, bonsly, bichu, and happiny!!

truly some upsets here, with para clawing the win from tyrogue right out from under his scrawny little ass, proving gamefreak wrong and letting us all know once and for all why bugs resist the fighting type!

in another shocking development, it was found that true love does NOT conquer all as happiny ultimately sacrified phione to climb her way to the top! will she be able to make it? will all the bloodshed have been worth it, in the end??

and finally and perhaps most exciting of all, the roundest boy bichu has moved on to round one, where he will be forced to face his dark half, his evil self - that mega titan himself: PICHU

yes, folks, we've got a mirror match coming up this week in an unprecedented turn of events! can beta pichu prove all the haters wrong?? can this eldest forgotten brother take back what should rightfully be his?? will gamefreak ever learn from the mistakes of their past???

find out this week in round one of

THE BABY CUP

#status update #oh also the first round of the losers bracket will start this week as well #with the five rejects who so pitifully couldnt even make it past the qualifiers ofc #oh well alls fair in love and war babey #also yeah this is scheduled for a few hours before the polls actually end #so likeee..... if this changes ill be mad as hell but also thatd be sooo fun #can you imagine #clutch gyopin win in the final hour #EDIT i was setting shit up and realized that oh actually losers cant start until round two #i need all the losers from round one to seed it lmaooo #im so dumb asdksakjdankdjan i was like OKEY lets have these five duke it out!!

[unheoly-confessions]

“[A house’s] basement may fill with churning acid like an empty stomach, and its gorge may rise as it asks itself through clenched teeth ‘what did I do wrong?’ It may grow bitter. It may grow hungry. So hungry and so bitter that its scruples dissolve and doors unlock themselves.”

#original post #the mountain goats #anatomy kittyhorrorshow #words #lyrics #this is a screenshot redraw of the game anatomy! found it in my drafts from literally 2 years ago #was made from an extremely extremely shitty online drawing site with like 3 brushes i will never get it to do smth like this again #anatomy game #mountain goats #lyrics are from: #the house that dripped blood #i also have a tenuous grasp on the transform tool so if you notice anything fucky with the perspective on the text no you don't #im scheduling this so hopefully it doesn't fuck everything up