#but also his fucking FANS

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

#im going to throw up laughing its so funny i need to find a screenshot. EDIT SCREENSHOT NOW IN NOTES LOL #like obvs i knew he's a fan fave but this is actually extremely funny. guy who is the barometer of normal behavior compared to everyone els #but who is also fucked up and skewed in his own way #trafalgar law #one piece

[suiheisen]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#this is my new fave live game :') #chiarot tried to scruff sid and my precious gigantic baby son drew said: NO!!!!!! #also it is my duty as a crazy sid/ek fan to say that after sid was freed from the box and was later back on the bench #ek who was still on ice circled back and skated towards him #and tenderly held him by the chin and said something to him (sweet dirty nothings i'm sure)... sid giggled like a schoolgirl about it #anyway. again a very good game for me sid/ek-wise #ek with his arms open waiting for his victory prize aka sid barrelling into him after the otgwg and keeping his face pressed close... #if they don't simply fuck dirty on ice during the er1k celebration... #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #ben chiarot #detroit red wings #again #long post

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment #anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway #komiks tag #assassins creed #shaun hastings #desmond miles #this is almostttttttttttt shaundes #but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening. #someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same #go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-) #this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than #Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time #ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*

(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)

#vyncent sol #jrwi vyncent #virion sol #just roll with it #jrwi prime defenders #prime defenders #jrwi pd #if virion sol has no fans i am dead #he has literally done nothing wrong ever #digital art #digital drawing #my artwork #jrwi #fanart #jrwi fanart #cat boy vyncent dog boy Dakota and whatever the fuck William is #also he used to tuck his tail into his pants. que hilarious jokes about is thata tail in your pants or are you just happy to see me #notice how his season 2 design has messier hair? yeah. thats cause tide isnt around to tell him to brush it.

[yourhighness6]

I feel like people who dislike Zuko miss how important his character is, especially to IRL abuse victims. The journey from scared, angry, isolated and abused to confident, calm, loved and accepted while being handled almost perfectly in the context of his abuse is so underrated even while being hailed as one of the best redemption arcs of all time.

#this goes for toph too #I think that he just gets more hate from certain fans #and also his journey is a little more apparent with the redemption arc #anyway both are wonderful characters and I cannot stand the new wave of victim blaming in the fandom #anyone participating in victim blaming on any capacity can actually go fuck themselves #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #toph beifong #its important I'm telling you

[melit0n]

Seen a couple other people do this, so, here are some recommendations for replacements for Wilbur's music and Lovejoy!

Crywank -> indie folk punk with lots of acoustic guitar with descriptions of paranoia, depression and a lot of dry humour.

Los Campesinos -> indie rock and indie pop! For their older music, they implement more 'emo' lyrics, but overall they have really good lyricism (you might have already heard them from Lovejoy's cover of Knee Deep At ATP!)

Arctic Monkeys -> literally what Lovejoy wanted to be. They come under almost every subsection of rock ever, and have the tendency to have absolutely stupendous bass lines.

Cavetown -> similar indie vibe to Wilbur's old music!

The Backseat Lovers -> alternate rock with intense and emotional lyrics! You may have heard of them from 'Kilby Girl' from their 2019 album 'When We Were Friends'

James Marriott -> obvious choice! As a prev Lovejoy fan, I can tell all of you you'd really anjoy his music.

Together Pangea -> typically fast paced, garage pop, or whatever you want to call it. They also have a small US tour happening soon!

Half·Alive -> you may have heard them from 'Creature' from their album 'Now, not yet'. I highly recommend these guys; very lyrical and have an insanely beautiful mix of jazz, rock and pop.

The Frights -> another indie rock/pop band! Has some really fast paced stuff, and some calmer acoustic stuff.

I've seen a lot of people saying 'seperate the art from the artist!' but, full honesty, go listen to new music! I can't take back the emotional attachment I had to his old music, especially YCMGA, but listening to his shit gives him money, and there is no way I'm giving money to an abuser. Let alone, it's become glaringly obvious that the e-girl trilogy isn't a persona, that was just him. Let alone the theme of Your Sister Was Right.

Plus, he's said multiple times that the money and the fame was all he cared about; he would disappear for months and, when he wanted attention and money, would come back to a dedicated fan-base who gave him exactly what he wanted.

Go listen to new music, and support Shelby lads <3

#also been seeing some stuff float around about his off screen abuse to his younger fans which I might talk about later #because what the fuck man #lovejoy #the band lovejoy #wilbur soot

[lunar-years]

Ed Sheeran: here is my latest album in which I write about losing my best friend young, learning my wife has cancer while she’s pregnant with our second child, and being actively suicidal. I’ll be releasing it right after I wrap up this court case where I’m having to defend my integrity as a songwriter and artist and everything I’ve built my life and career on. also I had to miss my grandmother’s funeral back home so I could be present at the mandatory court proceedings.

Twitter.com all week: haha I hope Ed Sheeran loses in court so he’ll stop releasing bad music and give retail workers peace! What album is he releasing next, “Quadratic Equation”? Hahaha! Such an original joke no one has ever heard before :) I’m soooo funny!! :)

#listen I could really give zero fucks if you like him or his music. but the lack of like…basic compassion? that gets to me #subtract #ed sheeran #also would love to be able to go into the Ed Sheeran tag on this website ONCE without seeing e*ting d*sorder posts #I know I’m like the only Ed fan on this website but it is very 🙃 and I can’t figure out how to blacklist the right tags

[tapeworrmart]

Excuse me while I push my entrails back in :)

#Stressed as fuck rn. Dude vent art came in handy #Also his voice lines are so sexy. Yknow I love some guts #Postal #Postal 2 #Postal dude #The postal dude #Dude #Gore #Guts #Blood #fan art #art #sketch #character art

[ssstrawberryflowers]

another date, this time with ferrie

+croissants that shall unfortunately be given to filth

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #ferrygabe #ferrygabv1el #v1gabe #fan art #my art #would've drawn a background in the second one if i knew what to choose #also the stores in the first one are just. first thing that came to mind #in the third one Gabriel is fidgeting with his loincloth btw #make of that what you will #i am aware i drew ferryman's holy cloth like shit in that same first one i'm sorry #he/him ferryman btw; just dresses femme #i sometimes feel so dumb drawing stuff like this #like “why are you drawing this about ultrakill this makes no sense it's stupid unrealistic oversugary mush you fucking dumbass” #yeah. that's how it goes in my brain lol

[phantomrev]

Morro is an old fart

For funnies

#fan art #ninjago #doodles #morro wu #jay walker #Nya #ninjago nya #ninjago jay #ninjago morro #morro has old man privileges now #I just remember on S5 he literally drank alcohol like ? #his age is a mystery but it’s funny if he’s on his 30s because he’s mad at a 17ish Y/O for getting a green suit #plus it would be sad as hell if he spent YEARS trying to find the tomb #just to die the day he thought he knew #also apparently he’s fucking 40 chronologically I fucking lost it months ago like #d a m n

[jaytalking]

Hiiii have I told you guys he's my favourite guy. Have I told you. Can we talk about him for the love of god please Hi hello. <- has not shut up about him in days.

#MY SHINING STAR!!! THAT'S MY FUCKING BOY RIGHT THERE #I am a Heiji fan first and human second #I would gladly read a comic spinoff about his wackass adventures #detective conan case closed #detective conan #detco #hattori heiji #kudo shinichi #heishin #in that last pic. is it even worth mentioning? oh well #i love how he is the narratives favourite guy to put in near death experiences #like #Conan has several too! But Heiji has the highest Appearance to Near Death Experience ratio from what ive seen so far lol #also yeah the train ticket is specifically an Osaka one but he's accidentally covering the “Osaka” but its fine!!! <- about to bite someth

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[thermodynamic-comedian]

jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn't distracted him during the unknowing he would've been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.

#his music taste consists britney spears and some really fucked up shit that isn't even spotify and you have no idea how he found it #and nothing else. #also this is funnier if you know my interpretation of how he looks #just imagine the most boring plain guy ever. the personification of paperwork. no earrings no colorful suits nothing. #most average 30-40 year old man in the world. #but he's a massive britney spears fan #tma #the magnus archives #tma headcanons #tma shitpost #tma spoilers #tma s3 #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #martin blackwood

[hakusins]

tw // scars, blood, bruises, piercings, cigarettes, a bit of ooc?

man, i love whitney

#i know i kept yapping about pink eyed whitney but then pink eyes didnt rlly suit him the way it did in my head..... #so i decided red eyes and ITS HBERFHJEBHRF #CHEF KISS #sue me i have a thing for red eyes apparently #also pls dont look too closely at the tattoos #i just tried to do the approximate shape of tattoos and called it a day #anyways here's my whitney design!! quite different from the first time i drew him #but im a lot happier with this design ehehe #whitney the bully #dol whitney #dol pc #eri the orphan #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art #also in the last few panels i forgot to draw his tattoos #and its already 1 am pls let me sleep HJRFERBHF #whitney x pc #degrees of lewdity #dol #dol related #i swear. im Normal about him #scars tw #blood tw #bruises tw #piercings tw #cigarettes tw #a bit ooc but fuck it i just want to play with whitney's hair ok

[cryptid-gore-arts]

Get Ratio'd idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (plus a doodle from aggie)

commissions!

#honkai star rail #star rail #dr. ratio #dr ratio #veritas ratio #aventurine #hsr aventurine #what is their ship name. #ratiorine #that ship name isnt even catchy #my art #doodles #memes #its canon in my brain that ratio is a jojo fan #unfortunately i like him a lot #partially because he reminds me of rohan #also his autism #also yes i know i fucked up the number #dont look at me

[samglyph]

I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.

#this may sound like a snooty post where I’m just upholding my own favorite music as the best #but honestly it’s in response to a lot of fans I’ve seen be really self critical? #like yeah haha I listen to bad music #and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste #but here’s the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD #and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music #I’m even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche #the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god #ok anyway. sorry #listened to Will wood again #and also this post is about the fact that I first I didn’t get it. #and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it #ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg #music #text #personal #kinda