#but also hes a dilf tbfh

[pathologising]

nooo but fr

like my normal doctors suck ass kind of, all they do is ask me about my period and half heartedly tell me to go in birth control

but my specialists? i will kiss them with tongue

literally kissing my specialists on the mouth french kissing them

#my gp was like :/ i guess ur turbinates are swollen i could just give u flonase or whatever #and i was like send me to the specialist and he did and my ent is like baby your sinuses are so bad if you were older id be like get this #mf into surgery (but hes hesitant bc im only 19 and we r hoping with the allergy shots n some other things it will get better) #but also hes a dilf tbfh

[smexy-slashers]

Slashers with Dilf!S/o :)

Brahms Heelshire, Micheal Myers and Vincent Sinclair with a Dilf!S/o

Brahms Heelshire

Ahahha, thats hot

Honestly Brahms lives for a s/o that can take control so you being a dilf...deffo does something to him

He just finds you so unexplainabley hot and its not even funny

You're probably older than him to so that lowkey makes him feel...protected? Secure?

Assuming you have a child, he'd be pretty bothered by the attention you give them because...hello?? You're his???

Eventually he'll get used to the child's presence, but don't expect him to be acting like a second dad because honey that aint gonna happen I'm sorry😭

He'll be brotherly at most thats all you're gonna get

Will constantly misbehave so you will break his back discipline him

Will probably call you daddy ngl

Micheal Myers

Go off.

Now don't get me wrong he LIVES for being the controlling one, but hot dad? Mmmmm yes.

Lowkey loves the power struggle between you two it turns him on

With Micheal you'll need to be a bit more assertive but it pays off in the end when he's helpless beneath you

Does not give a flying fuck about your child at first.

Like aslong as you're breaking his back on the daily he don't care about some small human😭

Eventually he becomes kinda protective over your child, not necessarily in a father way but in a 'Fucking with this child essentially means you wanna fuck with my s/o, and baby, I ain't tolerating that'

I feel like he'd also call you daddy but only if he's particularly needy and desperate

What can I say he has a thing for dad's with big dick ✋🙄

Vincent Sinclair

No no no, break it, break it it's fine

Honestly aslong as his s/o loves him he doesn't really care, but you being a dilf is a HUGE bonus

If you destroy him from behind or against his work bench, he will accend, I'm not fucking joking

He may be a killer, but I feel like even he wants to feel protected and less exposed sometime, and you make him feel like that

The only person on this list that didn't consider stabbing your child when they first met😭

He's a bit awkward around them at first, but after a while he becomes like a second dad to them, making them little wax figures or them drawing together.

It's cute tbfh

You're older and hot?? Yeah baby he's living the good life ✋👀

#slashers #micheal myers #brahms heelshire #vincent sinclair

[gayeridan]

this is basically just me talking 2 myself & sorting all my thoughts out on the like Big Main Reasons i ship myself ww my f/os..... its Long lmao hence the Cut

reason(s) i ship myself ww meu- shes rlly pretty & has scene girl energy & is also vvery tall..... i dig tall girls........ shes got long hair i can nest in it........ also shes been thru so much shit bein manipulated by kurloz for so long lmfao it makes me wwanna punch him in the back of the head & steal his gf :clap:

also uhh because this is MY blog and I choose the meulin. m*gai gender rights lmfao..... anywway wwe can like wwear bright colors together & go 2 ravves & wwatch old shit cringe anime & listen 2 old shit cringe music together & then maybe once wwere done ww all that shit wwe can just like,, get Serious.tm & she trusts me enough 2 let her guard dowwn because her wwhole happy screaming 24/7 facade fuckin Breaks my Heart tbh & wwe can just like Talk ..... mainly abt howw much wwe both hate k*rloz lmfao

reason(s) i ship myself ww aranea- wwe both havv god complexes. shes vvery smart & i like pretending im smart, wwed just b really sexy & stupid-smart together lmao..... like shes really booksmart but has little 2 No common sense and vvery Robotic social smarts, meanwwhile im only booksmart wwith little things that dont matter (animal trivvia / misc bio science / etc etc), havve vvery Robotic common sense, and dont evven BOTHER fucking ww social smarts..... wwed both make an extremely interesting combo thats Just Barely Stable in public but can b ourselvves on our owwn..... idk man wwere both wweird. wwere wweirdos. u evver see us wwithout our lack of common sense??? Thats WWeird

reason(s) i ship myself ww damara- SHITTY EX SOLIDARITY BABEYYY

in my eri tl i wwas actually able 2 Pull Off killing my shithead ex just like her so wwed b able 2 bond ww all the Epic And Cool Feelings that come ww that n such & idk maybe wwed also kiss just a liddle bit . itd b vvery nice . revvengeshipping babeyyyyyyyy

literally just that one piece of fanart wwhere wwere both talking abt howw wwe killed our exes then she laughs at my wwording like . thats one of my top 5 favvorite images lmfao

reason(s) i ship myself ww psii- okay 2 wwords . Dilf Rights. alternativvely, Sexy Doctor. hsgshsgmf seriously tho idk man i think itd b hilarious 2 fuck sols dad lmfao

idk man!!! his story just Gets 2 Me . hes a sad old man & he needs a Nap & id lovve 2 b there 4 him........ theres probably more reasons but idk man . sad old doctor man. i adore him . pity him SO strongly it makes my heart go *vvibrates*

reason(s) i ship myself ww herb- hes so FUCKING PITIFUL OH MY GOD,,,,, tbh ivve already covvered so many things i lovve abt him in my rant in wwhy i hate shipping him ww dan noww because *me thru gritted teeth* Id Treat Him Better........ idk man im a vvirgo vvenus so like protecting things is inherently Tied In to Romantic Feelings for me,,, i havve a VVERY strong urge 2 protect herb at all costs and its only Fueled by seeing him Get Hurt & he gets punched & slapped & throwwn all around & yelled at so FUCKING MUCH & it makes my heart bone Nut Uncontrollably hsjhdnmf

also hes so SHORT i wwanna make fun of him . hes a bottom that tries SO HARD 2 come off as a top & its precious. i could go on for days tbfh

reason(s) i ship myself ww crawwford- again . VVirgo VVenus. that boy gets hurt fucking 24/7 . hes so fucking scared all the damn time nearly evvery scene hes in hes cowwering in fear or running awway as fast as his little legs can carry him & it makes me wwant 2 Sob ..... hes babby. i wwant 2 clean his face wwound & keep him safe . Thank You

reason(s) i ship myself ww jonathan- 

#/long post #eri glubs #:)! #sobs #i feel like i forgot stuff but idk man such is life ! #i lovve my f/os. Thank You