#but after watching the first two episodes of loki i gotta change my answer anyway

[woulddieforperrytheplatypus]

who would win in a fight: Loki or Perry :3

but now that the series has come out, I think I have to rectify my response.

I think it would depend on why they're fighting. I think Loki probably could win if he tried hard enough. If Perry really gave him a reason for it, he could squash the little dude like a bug. He is magic, after all. But at the same time, Perry is really good at not getting dead. He wouldn't necessarily be good with the offense -- he can't just hit Loki in the face a few times until he presses a button and puts a stop to their fight like he does with Doof -- but I think with his speed, size, and quick thinking, he'd be good at staying out of the way. That could end one of three ways.

1) Loki beats him anyway; it just takes a while

2) Loki decides it's not worth the effort and he has more important things to do; they both go their separate ways

3) It's an OWCA-sponsored fight. They probably saw Loki doing something he shouldn't and sent their best agent to stop him. Neither Perry nor Loki has any stake in this fight, and tbh, they're both pretty interested in their foe. It's pretty clear that Loki does like to hear himself talk, even if he disagrees, so while it's not quite like fighting Doof, there's a lot of information being exchanged while they fight. Loki personally has no quarrel with the blue/gree beaver-duck, so he'd want to know why said beaver-duck has one with him. Somehow OWCA would be brought up -- not in as many words; Loki does have to base this all off body language -- and he decides he's interested in this secret organization. That could either end with Loki overtaking or destroying all of OWCA, or he could take a look around and they part amicably. (Even if he was legally an animal and he was offered a position, I don't think there's even a slim chance he'd join. OWCA exists purely to stop the chaos that Loki loves to inflict. He only joined the TVA because they threatened his life; OWCA has no such power, nor do they have a charming agent who would take a special interest in him.)

#look i have an ask #This ask is literally so old and I've had a half-finished answer in my drafts for ages because I never finished my answer #but after watching the first two episodes of loki i gotta change my answer anyway #minor spoilers for loki episode one (just mobius's awesomeness tbh) #loki #phineas and ferb #also this is really weird after spending so much time thinking about the loki/phineas and ferb crossover i wanna write #when i finish my current supernatural fic (but not my other five-ish fics I'm not that productive) #because i don't really know what's gonna be going on between loki and perry yet #(probably just owca-sponsored surveillance and mutual distrust) #but they're definitely *not* gonna fight like this #pnf #perry the platypus

[sserpente]

A/N: Request from anon. Guys, I am so hyped about Thor: Ragnarok and Infinity War. I have no idea how I will survive these movies, anyone else? Anyway… enjoy! ;-)

Words: 1868 Warnings: just being ill

Your cough woke you up, your throat burning like fire as you sat up and felt a headache torturing you, your entire body shaking. Maybe falling into the ice cold sea from twenty feet above after a fight hadn’t been a good idea after all.

Trembling, you got on your feet, heading to the small bathroom attached to your bedroom. A look in the mirror confirmed what was going through your head—you were sick. Pale, with dry lips and glazed eyes, you looked like a corpse as you reached for the thermometer in the bathroom cabinet.

Great. You had a fever too. Growling weakly, you marched into the huge kitchen of the Avengers Tower to make yourself a hot cup of tea. You would take the day off. There was no way in hell you were going to join a mission in this state today. Tony and Steve would understand, Fury… probably not so much.

You cursed when you suddenly bumped into something. Your body collided with a muscly chest covered in black leather. Sighing, you looked up. It was Loki. Just what you needed.

“Sorry,” you mumbled, not in the mood for a quarrel with the God of Mischief. He’d been quite irritable ever since Thor brought him back to Earth to help him with missions and usually lost no opportunity to point out how weak and silly mortals were.

It looked like he was already bracing himself for a scornful remark, making you shrug and push past him. He paused when he noticed your rather pitiful appearance.

“What in Valhalla happened to you?” He asked with a frown, his voice curious, even a little surprised for once.

You sighed once more. “I’m sick. Caught a cold, got a fever. I really am not well, so I’d appreciate it if you kept your anti-human insults for yourself for once.”

Loki’s eyes narrowed as if you had tried to punch him in the face. His fists clenched as he took a step forward, making you back off with widened eyes. Fear washed through you, numbing the pain in your whole body for a moment.

“You must think I am a monster, my dear,” He sneered hoarsely, almost as if you had offended him with your words.

“No, I don’t,” you ensured him softly. “It’s just that you always treat me like ordinary infantry.”

A mischievous smirk spread on his lips, making your heart beat faster. Despite everything, he really managed to get under your skin every single time you met. Maybe it was because he was outrageously handsome with his raven hair, his blue eyes and that intimidating and majestic appearance, the mischief and danger that always seemed to radiate off him but you knew for certain that he was trouble. Teasing each other and exchanging insults was easier than secretly crushing on him, which you probably did anyway.

“But you are ordinary infantry,” he replied, his smirk growing even wider and having you roll your eyes.

“Keep dreaming. Would you please let me into the kitchen now? I want a cup of tea and then go back to bed. Gotta convince Fury to let me take the day off…” Although your last words weren’t really directed at Loki anymore but rather yourself, the God of Mischief responded.

“Would you like me to tell him? I can be very convincing,” he stated with another smirk, finally stepping away to let you pass in the process.

“I take your word for it.”

You were stalling the inevitable phone call you were yet to make. Snuggled up in your bed with about a dozen blankets, you were watching one of your favourite TV shows, the hot mug of tea steaming in your hands. A painkiller had helped easing your lightheadedness and headache, though you still felt weak and incredibly sick. If you hadn’t wanted to appear strong, you would be crying like a little girl right now.

You flinched when you suddenly heard a knock on your door. Persistent but patient, it was quiet first and then got louder as if to check if you were awake.

“Come in!” You called, your eyes wandering from the TV screen to the door. It was, much to your surprise, Loki who entered, one of his precious books in hand.

Instantly, your heart began pounding in your chest so loudly you feared he would be able to hear it. Given that he was a God, that fear wasn’t even that far-fetched. You swallowed, forcing yourself to keep calm.

“Is something the matter?”

“How are you feeling?” He asked boldly. You only managed to blink in response. Had Loki, God of Mischief just asked about your well-being? Was the fever making you hallucinate?

“I, um… f-fine? I mean, I took some medicine, I should be ready to be back on duty by tomorrow.” You started, shifting nervously on your bed as Loki approached you and stood by the edge of the mattress.

“Have you spoken to Fury yet?”

“No but I will. Look, can I help you? I mean, is there a particular reason you are here?” Shit, that sounded harsher than you had wanted it to be. You didn’t want to treat Loki as brutal and thoughtless as the rest of the Avengers. In your defence… you were still sick!

“There is, in fact. I thought you might enjoy this book. It is an Asgardian novel, a twisted love story. Written in runes but a few illusions will do to allow you to read it, given you are pretty much trapped in this room.”

You felt your heart warming up. Loki was bringing you an Asgardian book to read? How… adorable? Strange? Perhaps it was both.

“I… okay… th-thank you.” He nodded, setting the book on the nightstand.

“Fury is aware of your sickness by the way. I spoke to him on my way to the library. You are to rest and recover for the next seven days.”

Your eyes widened in shock, your lips parting in defiance. “Wait, what? You spoke to Fury? What did you tell him, that I’m about to die? I can’t do that, I have missions to finish, paperwork to fill out…”

Loki rolled his eyes, interrupting you brashly.

“You are mortal. You did not think you would be on your feet again tomorrow? Fighting and spying and whatnot? Oh no, you are going to be an obedient girl and stay in bed for as long as I see fit.”

You were certain this was a hallucination now. This… this was insane. Why would Loki—of all people, him!—care about you? The inexplicable thought of it had your heard skip a beat as you shifted anew, this time to look him in the eye with defiance. Two could play this game.

“Are you seriously forbidding me to leave my room? Who do you think you are?”

“I am Loki, God of Mischief, Lies and Trickery and the rightful king of Asgard,” he said with a wink. “I believe you can trust my judgment.”

“No? I actually can’t. I need to get back to work, Loki.”

“That is hardly my problem. Do not force me to ensure you remain in bed.” There was a loose threat in his voice that you couldn’t quite make out. Frowning, you crossed your arms before your chest.

“Why are you doing this? Is this another trick? Are you just trying to get back at me for something I don’t know I have done?” You can’t be interested in me recovering well, you added silently.

Loki paused for a moment, his eyes darting around the room with curiosity.

“I am proving you I am no monster,” he replied after a while. There was a vulnerability in his voice that scared you.

“I told you I don’t think you’re a monster. You’re an arrogant god with a propensity for narcissism and self-glorification but that’s nothing we couldn’t work on,” Grinning wildly at the choice of your words, you watched another wave of amusement glisten in his blue eyes.

“You will still not leave this room without my permission.”

“And what if I do, your majesty, huh?”

“Trust me, my dear, you do not want to face the consequences of disobeying me.”

You were playing now but somehow, the atmosphere between the two of you had changed. There was a tingling spreading in your whole body while you teased each other, unlike all the other times where you would come up with creative but meaningless insults. You guessed you had somehow always known that Loki never wanted to honestly hurt you, which was strange for a man like him who had done… well, what he had done.

“Are you going to stay with me?” You asked shyly. Waiting for his answer, you bit your lower lip.

The question in his eyes was clear, even if he didn’t speak the words out loud. Would you want me to?

“Yes. Come and watch some TV with me. It’s one of my favourite shows, I’m sure it’ll interest you,”

As you quickly explained the plot to him, you watched Loki’s face light up with actual interest and maybe amusement because of your euphoria.

“It sounds really interesting indeed.”

You even forgot how shitty you felt for a while, almost as if Loki’s presence had healing powers. Maybe it had. He could do magic after all.

“Lay down with me, it’s more comfortable.” You suggested, not sure how he would react. He could scream at you, laughing at you for thinking he would get in bed with a puny human, of course but deep inside, you sincerely hoped that he would join you in your provisory blanket fortress.

And he did. Smirking at your question—and knowing exactly what thoughts of yours hid behind it—he crawled into your bed, his eyes never leaving yours as he allowed you to wrap some of your blankets around him, even if you knew he wouldn’t freeze.

Then, right before you started the first episode of the new season, you took the risk and leaned against him, snuggling up to his cool form and resting your head against his chest. If you paid attention, you could hear his heartbeat, a rhythmic sound that calmed you from the inside out. Forgotten was your fever, your headache, Fury, everything.

Soon, a familiar dizziness overcame you and you noticed again and again how you hardly managed to keep up with the dialogues in the series. The fever made you tired and drowsy and the fact that Loki, your bloody crush who was by all means out of your league, was lying here next to you, watching after you and making sure you recovered properly, made the butterflies in your belly flutter with delight. Hopefully, if you awoke, you wouldn’t ascertain it was a dream too good to be true.

Loki chuckled at your sudden attachment, his eyes fixed on the pictures on TV. His attention was somewhere else entirely though—namely on you.

“A strange mortal you are,” you heard him say quietly before you fell asleep. “I wonder what it is about you that intrigues me so much. Good night, (Y/N). Get well.”

#loki #loki imagine #loki x reader #loki x you #loki laufeyson #loki laufeyson imagine #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson x reader #tom hiddleston #marvel #marvel imagine #thor #thor imagine #the avengers #the avengers imagine

[todokori-kun]

(aww don’t worry, that’s totally fine!

 And oh no, I’m so sorry you had a hard time ;-; I babysit a LOT (I do it basically every day since I don’t have any studying to do right now…I go out to take a walk with my little sister and all her friends flock to me like “EVANS we’re playing tag and you gotta be it, please?” like how can you resist those eyes omg. Maybe I’m just too soft?) so I know what it’s like…

tbh my little sister is an ok kid- she’s nicer than a lot of kids I know (probably because my mom is super strict when it comes to manners and being kind/polite to others) and is super adorable at times. But, like everyone else, she has her bratty moments XD She has a bad habit of sulking sometimes over little things and then she just starts whining in a way that completely drains anyone who has to listen to her. She also refuses to compromise when she’s sulking so. Yeah. Really frustrating LOL

(is chewing with your mouth open rude in Croatia too? This might sound gross to you then but it’s totally fine in Korea so most people do it that way lol)

Anyway,I hope you’re ok now Queen *hugs*)

Yeah, I might.

My parents actually bought the books for me because they were interested in reading the series too, but idk.

I recently realized that FMA has a lot of Rising Sun Flag designs in it, and that’s considered offensive over here (probably in China too) because it’s associated with Japanese Imperialism (which was pretty ugly). Not sure why it was used in FMA because FMA seems to be all against war and violence, but I guess the artist, like most Japanese people, just doesn’t know what the Rising Sun Flag is associated with in other countries…

I talked about my mom with it and she’s fine with me reading FMA as long as I know what I’m doing, but I don’t think she’ll really want to read it herself anymore.

Ok that looks horrible for my feelings. I love it. I’ll have to find a way to watch that over here! :D

I think one of the problems is that sometimes writers are so desperate to make ‘strong’, ‘likable’ characters that they overdo it…

Yep, Killua is the cutie with the fluffy white hair! :) He’s not my favorite out of the main four (that’s either Gon or Leorio), but he’s pretty good. Killua is the youngest, most talented Zoldyck kid who’s probably going to be chosen as the heir once his parents die, but he doesn’t want to. The thing that makes Killua different from Illumi and his other siblings is that he hates his training and really doesn’t want to grow up to be an assassin, and that’s why he ran away from home at the start of the series.

(then of course his mother sent Illumi to pick him up, and Illumi’s all like “Why did you run away from home?“ then it’s basically

Kilua: “Because I didn’t want to stay and I have other stuff I want to do. Like, hopes and dreams, things I want to achieve in life, you know?”

Illumi: …

Illumi “lol what hopes and dreams you’re a murderer Killua. A bloodthirsty killer just like the rest of us. no rainbows and unicorns for you”

Killua: “That’s not true! I have friends now, friends who I actually enjoy spending time with! People who are NICE to me!”

Illumi: “*sigh* this is why we can’t have nice things, dearest brother…these ‘friends’ are the reason you won’t come back home, right? So if I just go and kill them, problem solved! :)”)

…that sounds really accurate.

(also wow are we actually making Kimblee/Evans headcanons. WHEN did this become a thing.)

the smol pokemon (I think it’s called Meowth? Also from what I remember it’s evil) would probably be Envy or Pride lol

Moblit has been put out of his suffering by Isayama though ;-;

Yep, Idk what would happen to the fandom if Armin actually kicked the bucket (gotta stop talking about that we might jinx it 0.0).

Naomi would really disown him then LOL

Ah, tysm queen <333 I do try to keep a color palette in in mind but it’s hard to stick to just one so I just look for pics with similar tones or colors that go well together (like the Tatsuo aesthetic is a bit all over the place but because they’re mostly 'cooler’ shades I don’t think it looks that bad? XD).

(the wine gave it away, right? lol)

Were the aesthetics still ok-ish, though? ;-;

IT’S AMAZING I’M SCREAMING TOO. FINALLY MORE LOKI. AND HELA. SHE LOOKS AMAZING (I love Cate Blanchett). ALSO HULK CAN APPARENTLY TALK NOW? That’s actually pretty cute…

(but more Thor with short hair, I mean the hairstyle does look good on him but I can’t stop seeing Chris Hemsworth instead of Thor ok. He feels like a different character now lol) 

((I’m watching Iron Man 2 rn. Tony: It’s not about us, it’s about Legacy.

Legacy, what is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.))

Aw, you’re so lucky with your sister! I’m the younger sis in my family, and I know I was a little shit, but I’m not anymore :))) I feel sorry for my big sis…

I can imagine Evans playing with little kids at the local heart… my heart is melting T^T Ahaha, everyone whines from time to time. Well, I guess it can be annoying if the person does it too much… 

Well, it’s considered rude, but an embarrassingly big number of people do it. I’ve always been raised not to do it, so it’s become one of my biggest pet peeves.  Oh dear… If I ever visit Korea, that’s gonna be a fun experience XD 

I’m fine now, since he’s gone back to Zagreb, I’m gonna see him again in September. Plenty of time to recover XD

Oh wow! That’s pretty interesting. My parents know my hobby, but they stay far away from it… They did watch Spririted Away with me, though, so it’s something…

I didn’t know that… I mean, I knew about the rising flag thing, but I didn’t really notice the amount of it in the manga… I usually don’t pay attention to those things, though I think I read somewhere that, in the original manga, the original Greed was crucified. I’m not sure if it was changed for the translation or before the publication. In the anime and in the manga I’ve read, he was tied around that huge stone. 

How much did she read? Is she upset by the rising sun? Well, it’s still nice that she tried to read it ^^

Is kissanime banned in Korea? Or do you just want to watch the series legally? Cause it’s definitely easier to watch it there. You’ll love Re:Zero, I wasn’t kidding when I said it’s an infinite loop of suffering. That’s the actual description oft the anime.

All this talk about HxH is making me wanna watch it, but it has more than 140 episodes and I’m really not the person for long anime (which is rich, considering I’ve watched all Fairy Tail episodes, and there’ like 277 of those. First and last time I watched something like that). I feel so sorry for Killua ;-; He seems like a cinnamon roll and cinnamon rolls never deserve treatment like that… Why can’t he be happy??

WHY IS ILLUMI SO MEAN TO HIS LITTLE BRO??? I MEAN, I GOT YOUR OTHER MESSAGE AND EVERYTHING IS EXPLAINED, BUT STILL

Tbh, it kinda makes sense to me for Illumi to be the most messed up one, since he’s the oldest and has been under their influence for the longest, not to mention parents tend to be hardest on their oldest kids, but still. Damn. Also, torturing anyone, let alone a 12yo is just. That show is seriously messed up.

It’s always fun making peoplexchatacter headcanons! I always enjoy writing them, especially if they make people happy (and aren’t necessarily matchups), and it’s even more fun for you, because you’re a cinnamon roll (90% of the time)  and it’s so much fun writing about cinnamon rolls~ 

Ah, I see! Still, Chibi envy and pride sound quite! They’d probably cause so much problems for the two of you, but it would be awesome to see. 

Right. I just remembered Moblit and the recent characters. Welp.  I found a sentence on his wiki that describes me perfectly during the school year: “Much of the time, this left him in a state of near-panic(…)” Sounds like me.

Maybe we can try to double jinx it? Armin is definitely gonna die in the next chapter! (If he does, I’m smashing something XD)

Yep, it’s not bad ^^ But it’s always a tiny bit better if the colors are as similar as possible. The Olivier one was probably the best one yet, since it mostly sticks with blue-grey! So you’re improving quickly ^^ All of them are good, though! So don’t beat yourself up over it ^^ They’re your aesthetics and you’re free to make them however you want ^^

YEEEE I AM SO EXCITED!!! Omg, but I need to tell you about my dream that I had the night after watching the trailer. So my family is having some kind of Christmas gathering and I come downstairs to greet everyone and boom! There, on the couch, sitting next to my sister and explaining the process of making a movie, is Tom Hiddleston. Apparently, he was my really distant cousin?? Which made me really confused?? And I wanted to ask him a few questions about Ragnarok, but I was too damn shy, even though my sister had right about 0 problems talking to him,  and I was quite jealous actually =3=  According to my dream, they had to climb up some mountain by themselves to film it.  It was McFreaking weird.

But still TT^TT HIS FABULOUS HAIR!! I’ll never get over it….

Iron Man 2 is on! Well, I’m not watching it anymore XD I’m not gonna see the last 30 mins, cause i’m switching the channel, since Sherlock (the TV show) begins shortly. I’ll probably watch the rest of Iron Man some other day ^^

Ah, also, I'm afraid I won't be able to answer for a week... unfortunately, I won't have access to a laptop, so =3= i could probably answer asks though ^^

#evans #submission