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lovelyspooks · 2 months
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Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:
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linked-maze · 5 months
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Mipha & Sidon LinkedMaze au design! (link for scale)
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hanase · 5 months
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gooseco · 3 months
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boy mom
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chaoticace2005 · 2 months
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Not Angel calling himself Valentino’s toy in episode 4 and then Alastor calling Husk his pet in the next one 😭
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thebibliosphere · 5 months
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Vague memories from last night of telling someone, cringing in on myself as I said it, “yeah, I’m not a TikTok author, I’m a Tumblr author” then having to explain that the reason for Hunger Pangs being a success is because it is possible to be ‘popular’ on Tumblr, it just doesn’t mean what popularity means on other social media sites.
And then going on a rant about how I don’t want to be a TikTok author because despite being several shades of mentally unwell I have enough self-preservation to not throw myself at the mercy of an algorithm to ensure I can afford to pay my bills and hey, Shana, if you’re out there I am so, so sorry but after a night of being asked “oh you’re an author? What’s your TikTok handle?” I couldn’t take it anymore.
Thanks for listening and not outright laughing.
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saotoru · 10 months
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how they eat it
dante, nero, vergil x fem reader
tw cum eating
dante
dante is sloppy. he likes it filthy and messy. the sight of your sticky cunt covered with his cum drives him so fucking feral that he lowers his mouth onto you and laps it up, moaning at how good you both taste. he knows you’re still sensitive from your last orgasm, overstimulated by the way you squeal his name and pull on his hair, but dante doesn’t care. he needs to feel you cum on his face. he wants it so bad that he whines into your cunt, slipping two fingers inside you while his lips wrap around your clit, the sensitivity bringing you close to another orgasm.
“fuck, you taste so good, angel… tastes so good when you’re covered in me. cmon princess, squirt for me, please make a mess on me…”
a hand comes to press down on your lower abdomen and that’s enough to send you hurtling over the edge, all the pressure building up finally releasing. you shake violently while dante fucks you through your orgasm, but he’s got you, licking up all you have to offer. he pulls back for a moment to admire your pussy glistening with saliva, cum, and squirt, smoothing his hands over your thighs. “good job, pretty girl… give me another one, yeah?”
nero
nero is sweet, so gentle that it’s almost teasing. he’s nervous peeling off your panties to admire your pretty pussy, shiny with arousal. he’s so awestruck that he forgets he’s just staring and his warm breath tickles, making you close your thighs instinctively, a bit shyly.
“no, no,” he says as he gently pries your legs open once more. his eyes meet yours. “you’re so gorgeous.”
“nero…”
the whine in your voice is so cute that nero just can’t help but give you what you want. he presses a kiss at the junction of your thigh, his thumbs rubbing soft circles on your knees. “i know, baby.”
he loves to kiss everywhere first, softly, over both thighs and all over your pussy. he wants to show you how much you mean to him. it makes you squirm in anticipation with how slow he’s being, how ticklish his lips feel, that you almost whine again before finally feeling him press a long kiss to your clit. nero rewards you for your patience by making out with your sensitive clit, the moans it earns him spurring him on, his tongue parting your folds. he can’t get enough of your reaction, entranced by the way your hips twitch with every flick of his tongue. you’re so cute when you grind yourself against his face like this, that he can’t help but hump into the mattress, getting himself off to being used to make you cum.
vergil
vergil is actually feral. for someone who prides himself on composure and self control, he’s rough when he eats you out. he can’t help it. his burning desire to taste you is so overwhelming that all he can do is shove his face further into your pussy. he grips the soft flesh of your thighs hard and pins them to the bed, leaving you unable to squirm away from his relentless tongue. it’s too much, your clit still sore from your third orgasm but vergil isn’t done. he needs more. “your taste…” his voice is a growl, borderline inhuman. “it’s driving me insane.”
the nails digging into the flesh of your thighs become sharper, and you realize that he’s close to dting. the realization has your legs accidentally clamping around his head but vergil growls, large hands forcing you open and holding you still.
“enough. take it.”
you can’t interrupt him, not when he’s like this, not when he needs to have his fill of you. he mouths at your pussy, pressing his face into you as much as he can. slick coats his face, tongue, nose, everywhere, filling his senses with you, but it’s still not enough. he gives your clit a rough, hard lick, pleased how you writhe and whine beneath him. vergil loves how vulnerable and pliant you are, letting him make you cum again and again until he’s satisfied.
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 99
Tucker feels like tearing out his hair and screaming until reality warps. 
Visit Gotham, they said. They have great scholarships, they said. It’s not that bad, they said. Yeah well they can go shove it, because he bets that they didn’t have a bunch of golden-eyed not-ghosts following them around like Cujo does with Danny!
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dulcegal · 9 months
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Guys 42 miles is cool and yk y'all keep doing what y'all doing but can we please talk/write/edit/ whatever abt my sun my baby my cat my deer...
E! 1610 miles :3
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machinavocis · 11 days
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@derinthescarletpescatarian my mom, who learned what patreon was specifically to join yours, apparently cannot spell your first OR last name, but continues to be a huge fan of your work nonetheless. :D
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trashmakerarticle · 4 months
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What if when it came to the batfam it didn’t matter the age on who belonged where, it’s the order of who got adopted.
Dick obviously being the eldest, Jason is prolly semi eldest/middle child, Tim the ultimate middle child, Cass being semi middle/youngest, Damian being the youngest. No obviously this all kinda works in age ??? Kinda ? But that all stops when DUKE comes into the house and suddenly HES the youngest, he gets away either everything, even when it’s completely on purpose all he has to do is say “oops I’m sorry I didn’t mean to :,( “ and Bruce is completely waving it off telling him it okay.
Duke, sets a cop car on fire and explodes a building: I’m sorry B :( I’m still new.
Bruce, not even blinking: it’s okay chum, we all make mistakes
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mydairpercabeth · 6 months
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Disney dropping the first two episodes of PJO so we dont have to wait a week to see the “You drool when you sleep” scene, oh someone cooked here
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largecoldbrew · 1 year
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i adore them truly
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flovoid · 19 days
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What a good thing we lose? What a bad thing we knew ♬
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daikunart · 3 months
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mayasdeluca · 6 days
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Maya and Carina + being 100% done with Kate in 7x02
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