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n3ptoonz · 3 months

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Hello! I saw your most recent headcanon list thing with the Earthrealm guys being caught Slonking it Silly Style™ and uh. I was just wondering if you'd be willing to do something similar with the Outworld guys as well? Obviously you don't have to if you don't want to, but I think it would be neat! Thank you so much in advance! I love your work :)

deep, dramatic sigh. (kidding anon tysm i gush over comments like this ily smoochhhh) also the terminology made me laugh out loud ty for that

Shang Tsung

kinda sorta didn't gaf. who's to say he didn't want you to hear him. the world may never know

you were to report to him about some findings for his experiments and there he was, leaning over the table and straight up cranking it over a bucket (he's odd like that) honestly when you acknowledge your own presence he's like... can i help you?? you see i'm busy???

but at the same time he's like hold up i have a fine specimen here to help me out here...he's leaving here with SOMETHING (studio laughter)

Rain

i don't think he'd care either if you walked in on him. in fact, he might welcome it. he's used to having his own space, but he doesn't mind sharing it with people he's ok with being around. yes that includes you (is it only you? not even he knows yet)

day 8163 of using Rain's arrogance to push my narrative that he's not only in love with himself but how he looks in the mirror. you definitely walked in on him wanking it in the mirror and he'd freeze but recover so quick

ain't no way you're leaving here after you just caught him though. how else will his problems get solved? you went and made him hard all over again!

Reptile

syzoth has two, let's get that out the way. AND he uses both hands for them LMAOO

president of syzoth is a lil subby bitch society. so when you catch him tugging on both and reduced to a pathetic mess from his own hands??? he's frozen and quite literally has no clue what to do. he's sweaty, there's tears in his eyes, and his fangs are much more pronounced than usual

once you give him the green light that you're into whatever tf he was just doing watch him crawl over to you on all fours and hug your legs, practically begging you to touch him

Havik

expect this smug fuck to claim he wanted this to happen. dude was hunched over and going at it behind his own desk, grunting like a cave man who discovered self pleasure for the first time

1000% expect him to demand you help him, but instead it's after he froze for like 5 seconds and then tried to play it off

he would also be internally shocked when agree to finish the job, but on the outside it's like "that's what i thought...now get over here" whole time he's jumping up and down and twirling in his brain

Reiko

it's already rare that he has time to himself and definitely RARELY has time to be with you for an extended period of time, so you catching him when you wanted to surprise him with your presence it triggered his fight or fight LMAO

legit laughed at the thought of him jumping up from his chair hands ready to be thrown...but his dick is swinging PLSSSSSS

he's like well shit now he deserves your help after you almost got two pieced by your own boyfriend...but who's complaining?!

General Shao

this man weirdly reminds me of bowser sometimes. with that being said i think he'd do a BUAHA as a shocked sound when you catch him thwoping the schlong

as much as i can't fucking stand him he does look a lil better in this game i will admit. i'm not gonna sit up here and lie, he def has a HUGE wanker innit. so you didn't miss shit when you walked into his chambers

he would also demand your help. but if you have a lil push back just for fun, he'd eventually say please and be all soft and shit. why? cause it's you god damn it!

Baraka

let's be fr. truly i do not think mk1 baraka would masterbate simply bc he's like depressed all the time😭but for the sake of shits and gigs, ill humor y'all

let's say he hasn't seen you in a while and misses you dearly. he knew you were on a quest for a while, and he was very pent up... so what better way to release stress other than sparring! oh. not enough? time for another type spar 😈

if this were old baraka i'd say he has two 👁️ but since this version of tarkat is a disease let's say it made the skin around his wee like ribbed or something ya SO when you caught him he was in a straight up panic and apologizing profusely but once you calm him down and tell him you're glad he missed you so much, he's like oh shit...well help me out then...only if you want to!

a/n: i did it y'all FUCK. my bad for taking so long to release this i'm a perfectionist to a fault💀

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sommerflue-22 · 11 months

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blh kah ak reques hc closeted sadistic tanjiro x reader? i'm willing to donate IDR 15k

Translation: Can I request a closeted sadistic tanjiro x reader headcanons?

A/n: Sorry for the late post but girly pop I ain't even surprised that you requested this. I won't give too much detail so this can be Taisho era setting, modern setting, whatever setting you want it to be. One thing for sure is Tanjiro will be aged up.

MDNI!

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(Closeted) Sadistic Tanjiro x Reader

Featuring: Aged-up!Tanjiro

Content Warning: NSFW (MDNI!), sadistic!Tanjiro, spankings, dirty talk, degradation, praise, blowjob, throat-fucking, fingering, vibrator, bondage, overstimulation, choking, breeding, reader has a pussy

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It actually takes you some time to reveal this hidden side of Tanjiro. Tanjiro rarely loses his temper. He never snaps at you, or say hurtful things during arguments. So, the first time you crack the whole "patient and compassionate" persona of his, it really is something unexpected.

You watch as his eyes lost their warmth, replaced with cold stares and an aloof expression.

He will forcefully drag you to another room, preferably where people won't be able see or hear what he's about to do to you... but honestly, it doesn't matter if there isn't any private place nearby. As long as it's secluded enough, he will do it.

Tanjiro likes to start with some good spankings. Fifteen, twenty times should be enough and you have to keep counting each and every one of it.

Considering how ripped Tanjiro is, you'll start whining after eight to ten spanks. It hurts like hell, duh.

He doesn't care, though.

"You wanna act like a bitch, then I'll treat you like one. Now, shut up and keep counting."

Tanjiro can be mean when he's spanking the shit out of you, but when you're finished he will pull you up and kiss you sweetly. As if he hasn't just hit your ass cheeks until they turn red.

"You did so well baby, did so well," Tanjiro peppers your face with kisses. "Please don't say/do something like that again, okay? Alright, let's go, now. I'll help you walk, yeah? Come on, my love..."

If the two of you are out with other people, or if you invite people over then it ends right there. Spanking is Tanjiro's go-to option because it's quick and easy.

If it's only the two of you around, though... good luck lmao

He'll fuck your throat right after the spanking. His fingers grip your hair so hard like his life depends on it.

"Take it, (Y/N). Let's see what else your pretty little mouth can do..."

He might cum inside your mouth or he'll spurt it out all over your face. He'll admire your fucked-out expression covered with his cum like a piece of art.

Thanks to his sense of smell, he notices how aroused you are. After all, you haven't gotten your release.

Tanjiro will pick you up and bring you to your bed. He'll tie your wrists (he likes to do it with his own belt) above your head before grabbing one of his many precious collections of vibrator.

I think Tanjiro likes vibrator because it's just so easy to use, so practical, and not to mention it really elevates the whole experience? Get yourself a man like Tanjiro tbh

He fingers your cunt first even though you don't really need it, considering how wet you are. He still does it though, because he loves seeing you squirm around, a moaning mess.

Then he'll stick the vibrator right inside your pussy, putting it on its highest setting. He sticks it deep so you can actually feel its vibration right on your g-spot.

"I'll be right back, baby." He ignores your whines and pleas, leaving the room to get a glass of water or something.

Sometimes he comes back and doesn't do anything, just sit on the corner of the room, watching you crumble. Some other time, he doesn't come back until you're almost passed out after you came like, two or three times.

He will only take the vibrator out when he thinks you've had enough. Then, he will kiss you again (or at least he tries to, because at that point your mind has turned into a mush and you can't really say or do anything).

"(Y/N), love, are you alright? Do you want me to clean you up and we can cuddle right after?"

Most of the time you will shake your head and mumble, "No, I wanna..." You don't have to say the full sentence, Tanjiro understands what you mean.

Clearly, you're really overstimulated but you know the good part hasn't even began just yet.

Tanjiro will untie your wrists before slowly and gently positions you in a mating press. He slips his hard dick into your pussy and stays put, waiting for you to adjust.

He knows he can start when you weakly wrap your arms on his shoulders, teary eyes looking up at him, lips quivers as you beg him to move.

You might be overstimulated, but you love how good Tanjiro makes you feel. His thrusts are slow yet so deep, making you feel so full.

Sometimes Tanjiro will pin your wrists above your head with one of his hand while the other wraps itself around your neck, or slaps you across your face.

"Look at you, baby. Looking so dumb, letting me use you as my fuck toy like this. You love this cock, don't you? Can't live without it, huh? Ssshh I know, I know... I got you... Take it all, baby, take it all..."

Beg him to breed you and he will lose his mind.

Just pussy drunk Tanjiro, lazily thrusting into your pussy and spilling his seeds deep inside you.

It's so addicting, you find yourself pushing his limits more often. Of course Tanjiro sees right through you and doesn't really give you what you want often. When he does, though... well, you better not have anything else planned for the next day.

Overall, five ten stars for Tanjiro. Gives you really good aftercare as well. How can you not love this man tbh...

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gregoftom · 11 months

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i don't really know how to explain myself properly but i feel like some people are really concerned about Getting A Good Grade In Succession to the point where they've adopted a very cynical view of tg's relationship because being too earnest about them is ~not the point of the show~ or w/e. which is funny because every other relationship in the show is allowed to be nuanced but not theirs i guess? so you have people going "oh their relationship was only ever about them using each other from the start" when that's demonstrably not true and like. i have really mixed feelings about this season so far and i feel like anything could happen with them by virtue of weird writing choices and i hope with all my heart this doesn't end up being the case but even if the finale tries to diminish the depth of their relationship i don't understand the point of Us acting like there was never anything deeper there? but anyway, all this too say that i agree w/ you that the way people are very cynical and dismissive abt tg specifically has rubbed me the wrong way and thank u for your service ❤️

hiii sweet anon!

A GOOD GRADE IN SUCCESSION ASHAKJSA god honestly, i hear you.

i'm getting real tired of this "point of the show" shit bc it's like. just because tg isn't "the point", isn't a main focal plot [which it is, or at least is part of it], isn't integral to character development [which it is too; without tom greg would not be where he is now which is at a point where he actually could be seriously considered as a fucking CEO, without greg tom wouldn't have learned any self respect or self worth/we would never have been able to see him express himself beyond servitude towards shiv], it doesn't mean it can't be explored and considered as a serious part of the show?

media is created for us to enjoy. yes it's there to interpret and discuss but it doesn't always have to be that way? literally you can watch the show just for tomgreg and that is A OKAY. why? because you don't have to justify why you like something! surprise! and yeah i've noticed that too - other relationships get to be seen as nuanced, but not tg i guess. idk why, seeing as its dynamic is something to be studied under a microscope and fun to not only shippers but normies too lmao. clearly there is something more interesting to it than just, oh it's mutual corporate climbing.

exactly! there's even more contexts provided by the scripts, THE SACRED TEXTS lol that provide us with more knowledge and insight into the feelings of these characters, that show us that their relationship goes beyond using each other. there is an element of that of course, but that's not all they are. why reduce them to that when so very clearly on paper we are affirmed of what we thought we could read textually on the screen? it just baffles me.

i'm hoping too anon, like A Lot. from the looks of the trailer i have a. i have a little bit of hope. even if say, tom has to choose between greg and shiv, if he chooses shiv and has visible trouble with it, like it takes him time, it plagues him, it takes effort, it feels like a real decision affecting his life, like. that counts for something you know? that would, to me, not diminish his relationship with greg. obviously it would be heartbreaking after how loyal greg has been to tom, but the very fact that it would be difficult to tom would mean that greg is important to him in some fashion, and the show would be at least acknowledging it by doing that. like, it's that easy. i ain't asking for much. i know what i'd like, but what i would be satisfied/settle with, well i think the bar is reasonable, you know?

i'm glad you understand me! i mean, who knows maybe some of it is people trying to go on the defensive like, "it's the hope that kills you" so they are trying not to have any by lessening it, saying oh there was nothing there, there was no romance, nothing positive, it was all for mutual professional gain and that's it. but like, personally that doesn't work for me. i think you should at least acknowledge its importance otherwise we're regressing right back to the oh it's a mlm ship? never mind then. i'm not about that, i guess.

thanks for the message buddy god speed <3

#tomgreg #who up frankin their stein to tg

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narcissa-black-supermacy · 1 year

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mutuals you’re thankful for in 2022?

(I even did it on anon for you!!!)

thank you DEAR ANONYMOUS FRIEND whose identity i totally do not know lmao because its not like i asked you to send this to me whattt that would be embarrassing

here we go (in no particular order, this is the way it shows up in my following list)

@fonkeloog : thanks for going along with my nonsense and being open minded and supportive about everything i do even if it's not your thing. love seeing you in my notifications, always <3 your poems and photography are everything, i sincerely wish you all the success with that in 2023. here's to another wonderful year of football and memri memes and kilt smut and complete discord chaos.

@heartofspells : holliiiiiii where do i even begin. meeting you this year has been a fandom changing experience, truly. i love everything you create even if sometimes it makes me cry and kick things. i hope things get less hectic for you this year so you can rain on us with more angst and poetic porn. thank you for letting me rant and brainstorm ideas and you're always welcome to dump your thoughts on me whenever <3 i never don't enjoy hearing those. hope we get to spit even more this year together.

@tracingpatternswrites : mallllll my LOVE. i think you're my fandom soulmate. everything you write makes me lose my mind and i care about all your pieces as if they're my own. thank you for being the push and support i needed to explore new things and pairings this year (here's to more threesomes and incest in the upcoming year ahaha). ALSO. we should. totally co-write something this year. something horrific and ground shattering. (once i'm done with all my oneshots). the internet would never recover.

@soloorganaas : bestieeee. what do i even say? you're literally like the only one of two and a half people in total on this website (one of them being me lol) whom i trust blindly and completely with our boys and with wolfstar in particular. it either takes us 13 business days to get back to each other or we can talk for 3 hours straight non-stop. we should do more things like hanukka wolfstar this year. push our (correct) agendas in this fandom. co-writing something with you one day would be the dream. maybe sometime this year?

@sweetpeasandlilies : bruh with the amount of stuff you've been through this past year i'm surprised you're still on tumblr akjdgh so HUGE respect for that seriously. i'm still blocked by like 27 people because of you lmao but good riddance i guess. ain't nobody gonna stop us. i live for your writing and for your shitposts. honestly. its everything.

@padfootastic : dude what can i say?? a breathe of fresh fucking air is what you are on this hellsite. and i know you're busy as hell these days but seeing you on here and your ideas and your writing (and your tagsss bruh your tags i read all of those just so yknow) is one of the things keeping me from losing my mind in here. if we had fandom elections i would vote you in as the authority on everything james potter and sirius black. i trust no one but you.

@mxlfoydraco : serra <3333 i live for your tags. you put drarry and amazing (actually diverse) fanart and Correct Opinions on our dashes and i love you for that. this place would not have been the same without you. fandom is alive and flourishing thanks to people like you who comment and give reccs and keep older fics and fanarts alive (and ship jegulus without disrespecting Sirius the MVP Black) and i couldn't be more grateful. please keep blessing us with your presence and the legendary Queue.

@leogichidaa : your writing is honestly ground breaking, and the limitless creativity of your genius ideas never fails to amaze me. if i had to hire a team of writers for a canon marauders story, you would be the first on that list - we need more people who do reg and the others justice with their writing. i can't wait to see what else you will bless us with this upcoming 2023 <33

@artemisia-black : it's hard being a person with Correct Opinions(tm) on a site like tumblr in a fandom like the marauders but you are doing AMAZING. please never stop writing what you write and talking about the Blacks, people like you and your metas are the backbone of this fandom. wish i could make everyone sit down and read those before they touch our precious characters.

@sequinhaze : yazz! very excited and honoured to be calling you a mutual tbh, after i've been stalking your blog and writing forever now lol. you are Wrong about prongsfoot but i forgive you for that because you're Right about literally everything else and that's so much more important to me. i selfishly hope that you never stop writing for this fandom because you offer such a refreshing take on most characters and your characterisation is always on point. ily. wishing you peace and happiness this upcoming year (and wishing myself loads of unbreakable heaven porn w feelings).

@broomsticks : jackieeee you're one of the rare people in this fandom who is completely open minded to new ideas and dynamics, and is the definition of a multi-shipper. i don't think i know one single other person on this hellsite who likes both remadora and wolfstar and blackcest and peter and snape and isn't afraid to talk about it. alsoo! your tagging system. duude. i wish my blog looked like that wtf.

@elvendorx : (i forgot what your main blog is sorryyy) - we didn't really get a chance to interact much yet but i just wanted to let you know that your metas on the mwpp in general and james and sirius in particular are absolutely golden and i appreciate them so much. wish i could make it a legal requirement to fully read and sign those before anybody so much as thinks of writing about j&s. looking forward to more of you in 2023.

@roalinda : thank you for putting prongsfoot on my dash <33 we desperately lack content for them and even the blogs that do post about them are usually still centric around a different ship. we need more people like you honestly. and i looove your additions in the tags, always read those.

@squintclover : rorryyyyy <33 your microfics and your writing are everything. i love it. always appreciate seeing you on my dash. i hope we get more chances to interact this upcoming year and i can't wait to find out what you've got in store for us.

@benjamin-ovich : i just want to thank you for writing what is one of the most amazing and heart breaking prongsfoot masterpieces i've ever read. i still need to leave a proper comment on that which is not just me screaming incoherently but just know that i've gone back several times to reread some parts. especially the first chapter and the memories. ((the scene where sirius tries to roughly "fuck lily out of him" lives in my head rent free. literally. one of the hottest prongsfoot scenes in existence wtf)).

#thats it #i think??#oh gosh im really hoping im not forgetting anyone #i love yall <3333 #thanks for making this fandom a better place #asks

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mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake · 2 years

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Hey! I love this blog so much. I was wondering if you could do kissing headcanons for each of the mercs? Any kind of kiss too! I hope you're doing well :)

Oh yes! I knew this day would come! I think I am prepared to write this (。-`ω-) I think. damn...kissing...Just be warned. Some might be short some will be long. Sorry I just feel so tired today so yeah need a bit of a break. My back hurts...*crack* (like the sound you hear when you crack a glowstick) I am now glowing! yey. (wtf is wrong with me lmao)

Scout

Oh, this fast boy, his kisses are random. Just like rolling dice. You don't know what kind of kiss you will get. He sometimes does surprise kisses, little pecks, a whole ass kiss you really don't know. His favorite is quick and unexpecting kisses. Your face of shock is so cute! Oh! Then guess what Lisa! He- *surprise kiss out of nowhere* Hehe love ya babe! *dashes to somewhere else* *s/o freezes* ??? Haha, s/o your face is bright red. Oh shut up Lisa.

Soldier

This soldier is...hmmm, it is rough. Yeah, like the vibe is soft but the way it feels is rough...in a way but don't at the same, idk. He kisses you wherever he feels like it. Public or private he does not care. Oh, you're talking to scout? nope. I think he instead enjoys it a little when he does kisses in public. To him, it is the universal sign of HEY MAGGOTS! THIS CUPCAKE IS MINE!! Soldier... *sign and blush* Ew what the fuck. (←scout) lmao

Pyro

It is random, but not as random as scout tho. They give you little pecks with their mask very often. You are cooking? *little peck* You are cleaning your weapon? *little peck* You killing the enemy on the battlefield? *Little peck* He does it whenever. Its so cute! *little peck* Aww thanks pyro! *you give back a peck too* !? Blushes like crazy while jumping up and down. Mmmph!! :))

Engineer

Soft. It is so soft help. You will melt. He would just suddenly kiss you while you are cleaning your weapon. *soft kiss* !? Hehe, your cute reaction never gets boring. He likes to keep it private but! If he feels playful he will unexpectedly suddenly kiss you. Sneaky Texan man mode: ON. Another thing is that he loves is cheek kisses. Hell yeah, quick and easy. He likes to boop your nose after the kiss.

Heavy

His kisses are soft, very very gentle. He will do it at the right moment instead of doing it randomly/unexpectedly. It is perfect. You two were chilling in his room, he then just cupped your face and kissed you gently. Heavy loves s/o :)). AWWW Me too heavy *you kiss him back* He also likes to pat your head while kissing :))).

Demoman

Sloppy kiss. (nothing bad about them) He will surprise kiss you a lot. Hey s/o look behind you. *surprise lip kiss* W-What!? Hehe, I gotcha ya! He is so cheeky. He is such a cheeky little one. Suprise kisses everywhere. lol. Both public and private! Your blushing face is just so dang cute. He will surprise kiss you even during battle! S/o! Look! Hmm? *surprise kiss yet again* Hehe, sorry just needed a recharge! Lord help my heart and soul this cute boy is gonna explode my heart into pieces.

Sniper

...He loves doing small pecks on your forehead. Just a little cute peck. But! He also likes a proper kiss too you know! When he does he is the cutest thing ever. When he does kiss you he will cover his red face with his hat. Aww, sniper let me see your adorable face. N-No i-it ain't cute! .......*whisper voice* Y-You are 100 times cu-cuter. Sniper, did you say something? Nothing! He also likes to give quick nose boops when he is busy. *Boop* Hehe, That's cute love. :).

Medic

He has two modes honestly, one is I am a fluffy doctor and the other is I am a flirty doctor. (yes he is back :>)When he fluffy doctor he will give you little cheek kisses. Just like Archimedes does to you!! But...when he is a flirty boy... He is so unpredictable. You could be reading a book then he would just suddenly take the book, and kiss you. He would then whisper in your ear ''Oh sorry s/o. I just needed treatment since I was lovesick~♡'' (if you read my crap you know this weird reference) He is such a flirty boy, isn't he. N-Nothing wrong with that or anything.

Spy

He is a smooth boy. Oh hell yeah. He will spin you around and then put one hand on your waist before kissing you deeply. Just like in a romance movie. It is very romantic. He will only do this in private tho. ''Oh~Mon Amour why are you so cute honestly'' (this is his inside head voice there is no way in fuck he going to say that out loud but he really does lol) He also likes hand kisses. In a way, it is just a reminder of how much he loves you. All that cheesy romantic crap is private. There is no way in hell he is going to do that in public, all that cute stuff where he literally melts in your arms is only for you in private. :< (you're fine with it tho, it then just means that you can keep all that cute faces/reactions to yourself!)

So yeah, I am tired as fuck my stomach has just been doing 100 backflips for the past hour. So...Hope you enjoy anon! I had a fun time writing this! Let me just go take a break. So yeah um, bye, hope you have a good day!

#tf2 x reader #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 soldier x reader #tf2 pyro x reader #tf2 engineer x reader #tf2 heavy x reader #tf2 demoman x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 spy x reader #asks

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nctdreams4me · 1 year

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The Mildest Defense of Lucas

Subtitle: A Secret Love Letter to My Single Lady Friends This is my whatever NCT fic blog that I haven't worked on, so this is a rando making her statement about Lucas and honestly, male-hood at large.

I find it funny that people are so quick to shame a guy who is doing essentially what most guys I've ever known for doing.

Funny that we throw our collective holier-than-thou attitude when it's easy to look down on someone else.

Let me start from the beginning.

Lucas was one of NCT and WayV's 23 members. He was IMO one of the more popular members and was very big in stature and personality.

Then, in August 2021, right before the release of his single Jalapeño with fellow member Hendery, Lucas was caught up in a scandal where fans revealed that Lucas was (to put it lightly) a crappy boyfriend, and likely used his status as an idol to cajole fans to do things for him and buy him things.

It's been a roller coaster of unofficial investigations and allegations since then.

Just a couple days ago though, SM finally came out with a statement saying that Lucas is officially no longer a member of NCT and no longer a member of WayV.

From a realistic human level, I think this was the best path for all parties involved. I don't know what's going to happen to NCT, WayV or Lucas.

As a fan, I am rather sad. Pre-scandal, I liked Lucas a lot. He was such a fun member, especially in WayV. He's got that sexy gravelly voice. So so handsome!! Wonderful swagger and stage presence in performances. But most of all, I really adored his interactions with his fellow WayV members.

When the scandal happened I wasn't surprised at all to hear about the allegations though. "Oh, so another selfish good looking guy," was basically what I thought when I first heard of the allegations.

I won't go into details nor will I "pick a side". I think what I took away from the scandal is that I think a lot of the women felt used and lied to. And I believe their emotional truths there.

I do believe a lot of the hurt came from feeling like yeah he wasn't a great boyfriend, but to realize that their suspicions that his heart wasn't where he claimed it to be were true after the fact, I think it just added fuel to this fire of "men ain't shit" energy.

As a woman, I want to feel loved and cared for. But often I think men want that too and refuse to be the ones to give it, swearing they'll provide when the time is right. For whatever reason, they often fall short of reciprocating/giving.

It's not my job to unpack their emotional unavailability.

And that comes around to Lucas.

Like, I get it. First, from the hurt fans' side. It's disappointing to hear Lucas isn't a standup guy. Someone who uses his position of power to treat his fans as a harem of sorts is pretty gross.

However, on the other side, I do wonder what is the true hurt and anger stemming from? Why is the vitriol so severe? Is it fairly warranted?

Let me be clear, I do not think what Lucas did was OK nor should he ever believe his victims or exes (some have said they see him as a scummy guy, not an abuser and we need to clarify that not all of his relationships were abusive) need to forgive him or retract what they said.

However, I do wonder why what he did is so harsh that he is blacklisted?

Lucas was seeing multiple women at once. He sweet talked vulnerable women who looked up to him, and he only saw them as an easy piece of ass or a bank account/free merch giver.

I have multiple uncles who have dated women in similar methods. Cousins who cheat on their wives and girlfriends. My own dad constantly cheated on my mom. My own two grandfathers had multiple wives. Grandfather on my dad's side was a polygamist and grandfather on my mom's side wanted to be one but my badass grandma (uneducated Christian [although not devout lmao she still dabbled in shamanism] mountain farmer lady in South East Asia during the 1970s with 4 girls!!!) divorced him before he married his second wife.

A lot of Asian cultures have these unwritten and unsaid rules about what it means to be a man and what it means to be a woman, especially in marriage and commitment. Expect the man to cheat. If he cheats it's not enough of an excuse to leave him. It's her fault that he cheats. It's her fault if she cheats. The woman cheating is a sin against humanity and she must be punished and suffer for cheating. If a man cheats, both his main lover and his side lover will be shamed and blamed. A woman either fixes her man or silently puts up with his infidelity. So long as he doesn't leave she's doing something right. A divorced woman is to be ostracized, whether it was her choice or not. She's a failed woman.

So it's funny that people will look down on Lucas and say he isn't a good guy.

Yeah, he's not a good guy. Not to the women he dated.

But he's a typical guy.

It's just, he's not super wealthy so he couldn't buy his exes' silence. He's famous enough that he's held to a higher standard.

But only because of the way he was caught and revealed to be a slimy guy.

I really don't know what Lucas deserves in terms of the future of his career and I honestly don't feel like it's in my place to make that judgement.

He also shouldn't be the scapegoat of crappy guys, like West Elm Caleb.

I'm just a rando fan with my rando thoughts.

I think we all would de better to hold guys to a higher standard and be kinder to women and people who generally feel used up in bad relationships.

And fuck the patriarchy and check your internalized misogyny every single day. Every, single, day.

I love girls and I love women and I will bake us all that fucking cake of rainbows and sunshine!

Special shoutout to my friend who's been having a hard time dating. You will find that guy who will love you in the ways you deserve to be loved. I know he's out there. I adore you for still believing in love. We all need to believe in love.

#nct #lucas #rant #wayv #superm

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Okkkk so I'm more excited now, one of my friends was like I HAVE WORK AT 8 ON FRIDAY BUT WILL I STAY UP TO WAIT FOR IT??? YEAH, even though she doesn't exactly like the song wirhushehahdhs the dedication

Ohhhhh inchrrrresting, honestly the ranking is hard, but given certain circumstances I had to be objective. 😀 I think you're kinda right and kinda wrong 👀 perhaps my ranking will be surprising and controversial hahahaha. Should I rank your Hwa's too?

I tried to snoop, but one of the people who got blocked as well has a priv acc, but what I gathered the other person blocks Staytinys akufudhegdysydeywgw

Yeah XH's fan meeting was pretty wild and cute, so happy for the boys <3 but why did he tell her that pls did she ask him to, so many questions. Also someone already got blacklisted from their events 😭

Girls was disappointing yes! The only ggs comebacks I enjoyed recently were Pixy and yesterday Purple Kiss, everything else feels so underwhelming and repetitive. Actually I'm trying to make a playlist of my fave songs from the first 6 months of 2022, wish me luck!

The only bad thing about taxis is the price, especially in London?!?!?! But at least most drivers are normal and know their way around... lmao not Kr1s yikessss I would kick him out of the cab

Bestie like all our dreams Soohyuk x Dohwan ain't gonna happen, so we're safe <3

Omfg you know Tutenstein?! It's so underrated ahahaha I'm a master at cartoons, but some are more obscure and not many people know them at least outside Europe

Seonghwa really looked so serious and intimidating appearance-wise, but yeah just a smol excited baby 🥺 he's been looking like Toothless and Angry Bird again lately lmaooo

That AU idea sounds cool, but you convinced me the ex lovers thing has more potential, yes! Maybe ex lovers to friends or strangers to lovers. Hmmm I think I'm obliged to say San

STAFF PARK NOOOOOOOOOO because why was that man looking so sinister sucking on a lolli?! Ok, but what if we're the CEO and he's our company partner or our assistant 🤯 but 10k already uhuhuhuhu let me seeee (ngl I thought it'd be Mr Kim again idhdydhshdhdj)

I got the spoken word! You're sending me all these deep quizzes, but I on the other hand..... - I'm a bitches finder 🤔 aaaand I got "mxlf gender neutral milf... big capricorn energies" now this result pleases me - DV 💖

hi hello!!

JDJDJD AAA PLS IF IM AWAKE WHEN U SEND IN AN ASK THEN AFTER THE CB IM ABOUT TO BLOW UP TBWMBDKWHDKW 😭😭 the dedication for ateez <3

LMFAOOOO 😭😭 be all the objective im ready ✊🏼 iM SO READY TO HEAR THE CONTROVERSIAL RANKINGS AND YES FOR SURE DO HIS TOO !!!

I tried to snoop, but one of the people who got blocked as well has a priv acc, but what I gathered the other person blocks Staytinys akufudhegdysydeywgw

NAURRRRRRRRRR THE BETRAYAL U ALMOST HAD THE GOSSIP STOP THATS SO HDDBBFNWBD ANNOYING 😭😭

omg no fr i saw a few more tweets and damn,,, they’re all so cute <3 LMFAOOOO PLS ALREADY???? 😭😭😭😭😭 that person pre-ordered a block rbwnfbsk

yeah! expected a chorus drop at least fbwnfjs THATS SO VV TRUE EVERYTHING SOUNDS SIMILAR maybe it’s the noise music but fbfbfb NDKWHD GOOD LUCK FINDING SOME GOOD ONES tbh one of the best releases of 2022 is taeyeon’s invu, so MF good

The only bad thing about taxis is the price, especially in London?!?!?! But at least most drivers are normal and know their way around... lmao not Kr1s yikessss I would kick him out of the cab

JFJDJDJ THEYRE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE RIGHT? but u guys have those pretty looking taxi’s too so 🔫 yeah modndhdjdh maybe drop him to jail <3

Bestie like all our dreams Soohyuk x Dohwan ain't gonna happen, so we're safe <3 /// Omfg you know Tutenstein?! It's so underrated ahahaha I'm a master at cartoons, but some are more obscure and not many people know them at least outside Europe

ONE DREAM I WISH WAS SO TRUE ID PASS OUT,,, I DO YES!! IT WAS BROADCASTED IN INDIA ALL DUBBED AT TIMES IT WAS RLY SUCH A COOL CONCEPT when will those shows make a comeback bc wtf is cocomelon 😭😭

Seonghwa really looked so serious and intimidating appearance-wise, but yeah just a smol excited baby 🥺 he's been looking like Toothless and Angry Bird again lately lmaooo

RIGHT HES SO INTIMIDATING BUT THEN HE SMILES AND 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 yES HE AS BEEN ALOT RECENTLY ESP IN HIS LEGO LIVE 😭😭 stayed up watching it like the fuckass shinestar i am 😭

That AU idea sounds cool, but you convinced me the ex lovers thing has more potential, yes! Maybe ex lovers to friends or strangers to lovers. Hmmm I think I'm obliged to say San

SAN 😶 OH SAN?? no yes exes to lovers has such a cool concept just angst throughout and boom boom it’s all nice <3 for the fake dating one that on had a rly cozy vibe to it! kind of like bbhwa actually!

NO BC WHY DO U SUCK UR LOLLIPOP LIKE THAT WHO GAVE U THE RIGHT TO DO IT WITH THAT TONGUE OF URS 🔫🔫🔫 yes the ceo one has been in my drafts since mr and mrs park,,,, (LMFAOOOO ILL FULFIL UR WISH)

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 i got this for the first one! and then THESE DBDBDBDB FOR THE UR ONES

here’s a quiz!!! oh and bestie those svt invert tickets dropped to $103 👁👁

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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xenoshadow13 · 4 years

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@showmethehotpods

Sam.

It’s only been a bit yet you and Gig are killing me askhjkadsd

and of course Gig misses bullying Axel why am I not surprised by that lmao

#Dashboard Commentary #Personal Post #Gig that's not a nice reason for missing Axel #but I honestly ain't surprised to hear that lmao #And Sam I miss you too #Sorry I haven't been around just been really busied lately #Also good news here! Finally gotten myself a new computer while back so no more slow bullshit for the most part!

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shsl-fluff · 4 years

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yo Im back 😔✌️ lmao I loved the way you did my fem baker so request! thanks for that! I know I'm quick to ask again already but you said you were willing to take requests for writing, right? lol could I do the v3 boys this time with a male s/o (or fem if you ain't comfortable with that) who's a reserve course student/is talentless? bonus if s/o is insecure about it like hajime was? 👉🏻👈🏻😳😣💞💞

Gonta Gokuhara

Gonta didn't understand why you seemed a little upset whenever he hung out with his classmates with you.

You were insecure. There were a lot of kind students in his class who were way more talented than you, and even though you trusted Gonta, you were still a little afraid that he would fall for one of the other boys

(Or girls of course. Gonta was pansexual, and all the girls in his class seemed pretty and nice too)

You, Gonta, and a few of his friends (Oma, Saihara, Hoshi, and Shinguji) went out to eat one night together at a little diner

You were honestly getting anxious as they all talked about things oriented around their talents

Ryoma had gotten back into tennis after his long break, Shuichi had a new case he was working on, which Kokichi seemed to know way too much about, and Korekiyo had just gotten back from a trip.

As they all chatted about what they were amazing at, you were just silent

What did you really have to talk about that was just as cool as their misadventures?

So you stared at the floor until Gonta suddenly tapped your shoulder. Ryoma had gone out for a smoke break, Shuichi was absorbed in his notes, Korekiyo was in the bathroom, and Kokichi was Lord knows where

"(Y/N)? You look upset… did I do something wrong?" He looked at you with his big puppy dog eyes.

"You didn't do anything wrong… I just… don't feel like my topics are interesting? You're all ultimates and I'm just… me…"

"You are just you!" Gonta said joyfully "and Gonta just Gonta, and Ryoma is just Ryoma, and Kokichi is just Kokichi and-"

You cut him off. "No, that's not what I mean. I mean… I'm not special. You and your friends have so much status and skill and-"

"But that doesn't matter, Love bug"

It always made you bashful when he called you by that nickname

"Really?"

He nodded and kissed your forehead.

When the others came back, Gonta brought you into the conversation and got you talking

At first you were nervous, yet your worries melted as you got more involved in the conversation.

You just became one of the guys. Whether or not they were ultimates didn't matter.

When you all started to leave after eating, you overheard Saihara talking to his friend over the phone

"Yeah, I met Gontas' boyfriend. He really seems like a good fit for him, but I'm not great at romance… Either way, it's clear Gonta loves him."

That made you feel a lot more confident. That an ultimate thought you and Gonta were a good pair

Then again, Gonta was right. It didn't matter if they were ultimates or not.

Kiibo (K1-B0)

One of his friends, Miu, had been hanging around recently. She was the ultimate inventor, and was working on a big upgrade for Kiibo

You were starting to feel jealous about all the time he spent with her and not you.

You didn't think he would cheat or anything, it was just lonely without him.

But Kiibo couldn't tell. He was sort of oblivious to human emotions. It wasn't his fault, but that didn't make it hurt any less.

Miu had set up a makeshift workshop in your room, because "Kiibos charging port was in there anyway"

Schoolwork was piling up, too. You found yourself working until you fell asleep on the couch.

You were lonely, stressed, and, to be honest, starting to get paranoid that Miu really had stolen your lover's metallic heart.

One day during studying you just cracked.

You broke down in tears, shaking.

You couldn't help it. You choked out Kiibos name.

"(Y/N?)" You heard him call.

"Wait I'm still working!" Miu called. He got up anyway and went to your side.

He put a cold hand on your back, accidentally causing a jolt of electricity.

"Sorry… Miu was working and wasn't fully done but I wanted to make sure you were-"

"I wish I could be like Miu," you said suddenly.

He went quiet in confusion.

"Like you or Miu or your classmates… ultimate robot, ultimate inventor, ultimate detective, ultimate magician… ultimate, ultimate, ultimate" you sobbed

"All I'm good at is being painfully average"

"That's not true!" Kiibo said quickly. "You're very special, to me at least…"

"I feel so lonely"

He went quiet. "Oh…"

Every time he touched you it shocked you. "Miu needs to fix that… it happened when she was working on the upgrades."

"How much longer?"

"Tomorrow, hopefully… I would hug you but I don't want to shock you…"

You managed a weak smile. "Thank you"

You heard him walking off, and then silence.

You managed to fall asleep after a while, and when you woke up, you were in bed.

Kiibo was holding you close in his arms, radiating a warm heat.

"Kiibo?"

"You're up? Morning" Kiibo responded. "Miu finished with her updates… I hope you don't mind, but my side of the bed is a charging port now… So we can sleep in the same bed together" he was going red.

"Really? You did those updates for me?"

He nodded slowly

You started to cry as he rubbed your back and started to radiate more heat.

"I love you"

"I love you, too"

Kaito Momota

You would never say it, but you were definitely jealous of the luminary of the stars

Even if only a little bit

You knew about what he had done to become an ultimate, and it made the jealousy increase

It normally was something you could keep under control. It must have taken a lot of talent to fool such a strict system, so he deserved getting in anyway, right?

One day he was ranting about his schoolwork and something in you just broke.

"Just… Stop… I know that you're an ultimate, Kaito. Please just stop talking about it" you muttered

He went. It was shocking for him to see you so upset all the sudden.

You started to cry suddenly. "I'm sorry… I'm being so mean" you whimpered.

"Don't be sorry." He said softly, putting a hand on your back.

He really cared about you, and didn't realize he had brought you over the edge.

"Hey, hey. It's getting dark out, how about we stargaze?"

You smiled and nodded.

Kokichi Ouma

Like with everyone else, Ouma would tease you a lot

Often, he would tease you about being a reserve course student.

You often would throw back a snarky reply to please him.

He didn't actually realize it hurt you.

One day after a particularly tiring shift at work, he threw a remark towards you.

"Hey, hey hey! How was your job?" Kokichi was hanging upside down on the couch. "Why can't you parents just pay for you, like how they paid for Hope's Peak for you?"

Normally, you would ignore it, but today you just couldn't.

You went uncomfortably quiet, clenching your fists and holding in tears as you marched into your room and closed the door

You flopped on the bed as the tears started to spill.

The door opened quietly.

"(Y/N)? The stuff I said about you… that was just a lie, ya know?"

You sobbed and shook your head.

"But you're right… I'm only here because of my stupid parents and their stupid money. That's the only reason I'm in Hopes Peak"

"(Y/N)?"

You didn't listen as you kept talking.

"I'm just a useless, talentless, reserve course student. I'm never going to get anywhere in life…"

"(Y/N)..."

"I'm just a dumb, privileged teen boy. I'm so stupid I'm so-"

"(Y/N)!" He pulled you into a tight embrace and kissed you as you cried.

"Hey, hey… you aren't just a nobody, (Y/N)"

"that's just a-"

"It's not a lie" his voice was so genuine.

You believed him this time.

"You know I love you, right? My boyfriend, my partner in crime, my best friend…"

He cupped your cheek as you nodded shakily.

"You know, you're my second in command for a reason. Because you're so smart. A lot smarter than a lot of the other ultimates."

You cuddled in silence for a while, until your boyfriend had to go.

Before leaving, he turned back to you with a stupid smirk

"Talentless reserve course student"

You stuck your tongue out at him

"Airhead ultimate"

Korekiyo Shinguji

A lot of reserve course students were victims of bullying, and you were one of them.

You knocked on your lovers door after school, sniffling. You knew he was home, ultimates could skip classes without much repercussions.

"Who is it?" You heard your lover ask from the other side of the door.

You sniffled softly and choked out a response. "Kiyo… it's me, (Y/N)."

He paused for a moment "oh, one moment" he sounded surprised to hear your cries.

He opened the door and wrapped his arms around you.

He wasn't big on hugs, so it definitely meant a lot.

"What's troubling you, my (Y/N)?"

You told him how some of the ultimates were harassing you, before you started sobbing so hard you couldn't speak

"Come here, sit down" he ushered you to the dining table and started to make you macha tea.

He set it down in front of you, sitting down across from you with a teacup of his own.

"How about I tell you another story, my love? Would that make you feel better?"

You nodded "I like your voice,…" you said between tears "it's comforting."

Heat rushed to his cheeks at the comment, but started to tell you about different Yokai, and what they reflected in society.

You listened as you drank your tea

"Kiyo?" You asked shakily as he finished talking about the futakuchi-onna.

"Can we cuddle? I-im sorry I know I'm being clingy but-"

"You aren't, dear. Let's go to my room"

He took your hand and guided you to his bed.

He wrapped you both up in blankets and pulled you on his lap.

"Can I-"

"You can play with my hair" he said before you could finish.

You smiled and ran your hands through his hair slowly. It was so soft and silky

It calmed you.

"You're so beautiful" he whispered in your ear.

"But… I'm not an ultimate" you mumbled

"And? Why would that make you any less beautiful?"

"I don't know but…"

He pulled down his mask and kissed you softly.

"You're an amazing boyfriend, (Y/N). Don't fret."

Rantaro Amami

Rantaro didn't remember his talent, so why would it matter to him if you were a reserve course student?

He knew it made you uncomfortable, so decided to simply not bring it up.

He would often have to leave for long periods of time, searching for his sisters.

When he did, he would bring you and his other friends tons of gifts

It felt like they often got similar things each time, linking back to their talents.

But you got an eclectic amount of gifts.

It felt nice that he thought if things you like that weren't just based on a title

"I found this owl shaped horn, and it reminded me of you" he said as you raised an eyebrow.

"I mean, it's interesting and cool! Isn't it?"

"Yeah, it is" you smiled and blew into it.

It made an owl like hoot.

He grinned at you, and you grinned back.

He suddenly pulled you into a hug

"I missed you, (Y/N)"

"Even though I'm not an ultimate like your friends?"

He frowned and kissed you softly.

"Of course."

Ryoma Hoshi

Ryoma was honestly jealous of you.

A lot of his problems started because of his ultimate.

He wished he could have been a normal guy like you, especially back in middle school...

But he would never tell you that

Not because he didn't trust you, but because he didn't want to remember her.

One day, you were both sitting on the couch, watching whatever stupid reality show that was on the TV.

You noticed something. All the people had their carriers or a defining part of their life under their name.

'Doctor, Mother, Soldier'

And then…

'Ex-student from Hope's Peak'

"I wish I could be an ultimate" you mumbled absently. "Once you're admitted to that school, you're set for life, huh? Fame, money, job opportunities…"

Ryoma suddenly grabbed the remote and turned off the TV.

"I wish I could stop being an ultimate" he muttered. He wasn't mad, not at all. Just crying to stop himself from crying.

"I'm sorry, Ryoma" you said softly. You knew when to stop.

"Can I… tell you about what happened?"

You always knew something happened. You knew your boyfriend was on death row at one point, but that his legal team had fought endlessly for him to be released on parole.

"Yeah, if it'd make you feel better, Ryoma"

He said everything, the tennis matches, the spell of anger before defeating his final appointment. The fear. Hiding. When she was found.

He broke down in tears. He couldn't help it, it was just too much to go back to.

You pulled him into a kind embrace and rubbed his back.

"I love you, (Y/N)" he sobbed softly. "You're a wonderful boyfriend. You're so great" he hiccuped.

It was rare for him to let his emotions out like this, and it was clear he had so much bundled up.

You held him close and kept comforting him.

It really meant the world to him.

Shuichi Saihara

You and Shuichi didn't talk much about him being an ultimate.

But it was definitely always on your mind

He had to work for hours on end on the most difficult cases due to his title as the Ultimate detective.

He'd work until he fell asleep at his desk. And then go right back to working.

It made you feel lonely.

It was like his title mattered more than his boyfriend.

One day when he was working, you wrapped your arms around him. "Shuichi? Could you please take a day off?" You mumbled softly in his ear.

He went red. "I would, but I'm-"

"So close to finishing that case, I know… but if you took a break and looked at it from a new perspective, I'm sure you'd get out of this rut"

He hesitated slightly.

"And I miss spending time with you"

That convinced him.

You both cuddled on the couch and put on a cheesy movie.

It was nice for him to take a day with his lover. He really needed that break

#justweebsworld #note: tag this tomorrow once i get sleep

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as i was walking to the car in a grocery parking lot, a lady in a car nicer than mine pulled up & stopped me to ask if i had any money to give her so her kids could eat. i told her sorry & that i didn't have any cash on me & kept walking; was thinking it was really weird honestly bc she had a nice car, looked middle class, nice hair, makeup, jewelry. she instantly looked really mad, started slowly driving beside me following me to my car & yelling at me bc i didn't have any cash to give her. she said she knew i had cash & i was lying & just crazy shit like "god's gonna get you" , "you want us starve or what?" , "just give me SOMETHING, oh my god, it ain't that hard!" like she was really mad & trying to guilt me (?) while having a bad attitude. literally the only thing i said after saying i didn't have any cash was "wow, you're really gonna follow me to my car begging me for something i don't have?" it was fucking surreal honestly. i was just looking at her like she was a fucking nut the whole time & wishing the parking lot wasn't so full so we didn't have to park so far back. my fiancé was in the car waiting for me & stepped out when he seen that this woman was following me in her car talking shit out of her window to me, while i side eyed her like she was crazy & tried to ignore her. since he's a big guy, that scared her off, but we still heard her go "ya'll BOTH not gonna give me any money?" in a really surprised & REALLY entitled tone, as she drove off. she didn't even ask tom for anything, just drove off as soon as she seen him lmao. i honestly think she was mad bc she wasn't used to hearing people tell her no, that was really how she came off, like she seemed so offended & so entitled, even tho she was literally begging me for money. she started talking shit the second i said sorry. her whole face changed & everything like she was so mad that i didn't give her anything as soon as she asked. we were both just like wtf after it happened. really weird situation to be in & still confused why she targeted me out of all the people in the parking lot.

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princesseblade · 6 years

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honestly the only reason to like LuLarry is because it'd be so fucking refreshing to see a message that tells you: "listen, if she's not interested, then she's not interested - you should respect that and leave her be." the only reason i like their interactions because they're good friends, but romantic counterparts??? lol no??? "persistence is the key" yeah sure Mary forcing someone who ain't interested in you in relationship is SURE the key like wtf lmao. how can people like that...

*hard shrug* I mean it’s a type of relationship that’s been pushed for a long time in media so it’s no surprise that people like it, I do appreciate Lauren coming out and saying that his approach was creepy and aggressive though because it was and I knew I wasn’t crazy for thinking so lol. Though I do wonder if the genders were reversed would people still be rooting for Larry? Probably not lol.

Also to be clear nobody from VLD crew said the persistence is key line that was from a supposed Naruto interview with it’s creator about Sasuke and Sakura(i’m hearing it’s a fake but the point still stands because people actually think like that)

#replies #Anonymous

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Rio & Grace

Rio: Gracie! Can't tie either parental down so you're unlucky enough to be my first port of call Rio: If I come down this week (half term, right? God I feel old not knowing, ick!) how many of yous are gonna be about? Wanna catch all of you if I can Grace: I'm not surprised, Nico thinks mum's charger is the most fun thing EVER and you know dad still kicks it like he's at some 70s disco instead of a restaurant kitchen. So cringe! Grace: Iggy's took off in the van and Pablo's never here even when he is (ugh we get it, you're hanging shush) but everyone else maybe? Grace: Unless Junior's nerding it up idk Rio: Bless them, you'll miss them when you go Rio: Mum and Dad, the cats, only your faves and Nico is a little bitch 😂 Rio: Good enough for me! Sure enough I'll only hold any of yas down for a hot second regardless Rio: What've you been up to? Got any fun plans then? Grace: 😂 No way they're the worst and won't give me the chance Grace: Ask Janis they're always in her grill now she has a bf she can't ever peel herself off of Grace: Gurl you better make time for me! 😚 London's like another planet and I need that goss Grace: Gotta keep uploading that 🐰🐣 content Grace: but keeping it lowkey 👌 Rio: They're highkey nerds, tis true, least they give a shit, eh? 😘 Rio: Fucking knew it, sneaky bitch. I asked her at NYE and she said nah but I KNEW Rio: Ugh, gonna give her SO much shit when I come back 😂 Rio: Duh! My goss might not set the teenybop influencer world alight but think you'll be into it Rio: Also, got some lush bunny ears from work you can style up if you like, there's the content Rio: Very Ariana Grace: We're so blessed 🙏 Grace: OMFG THANK YOU 👏 she's such a lying bitch Grace: And they are so 😍💍💘 it's HONESTLY disgusting like I can't Grace: YAS 👑!! babes I knew I was missing you Grace: Such a mood Rio: 🙌 Rio: Steady on 😂 Fill me on the beef before I'm taking sides Rio: Can't roll like that babe 🙉 Rio: Is he a twat? I could barely get a look in, hot property with the whole fam that night not just Jan, like 😏 Rio: Right? My turn to THANK YOU 'cos all the other girls were raging after me lemme tell you, saying it reeked of misogyny and cheesy old school playboy Rio: Not educated in Hef paving the way for ladies being allowed to be sexual, ESP the sistas 💣💥 Rio: Its iconic, yeah? Like hush Grace: Honey not even! Now he's got her feeling the 💖 we all benefit Grace: Like from 💀 to 😍!! Grace: Here's the thing he's NICE!! 😮 How and who tf !! 😂 In THESE ends Grace: He's pimped my feed with his 📷 more that once. Lush! Grace: Trust her to find the one decent lad Grace: OMG how shaming! it's literally so on point I feel bad for how off they are. Beyond awkward Grace: 👯💜 Rio: Can't argue with that Rio: It'll be nice to see her happy Rio: All of yous Rio: Yeah, had noticed your new lad was off the feed Rio: Just not the one or do I need to crack skulls on YOUR behalf? Spill! 😘 Maybe Gus has had his 💔 Rio: Right? Not complaining when they were raking in the tips and looking fly doing it, this is why Vinnie listens to me and not them though so 💋 win win for me Grace: 🤞 Grace: UGH don't go there babe Grace: I'm off men rn 🙏 so you can relax Grace: Give Gus and Diego their time to shine 😂 Grace: OMG PLEASE say you can finally get me in sometime soon! 💋 Rio: Good girl 👍 Rio: Me too, more trouble than they're worth, and I'll always check what they're worth, feel me Rio: Love 'em 😂 I'd say they keep me sane but not with the shenanigans they still manage to get themselves into, nah lads Rio: You're old enough that I can vouch for you with him to get you in but Imma need to go out in Dubo with you first Rio: See how you handle your liquor, can't be risking the boss' license if you're gonna get #WGW 😏 Grace: I 100% swear down that D has a 💘 at his school but he's pulling a Jan over it so Grace: Yay! I'm buzzing Grace: Say when and I'll be on it Grace: The vibe looks EPIC in every insta it's 💕 Rio: Surely not! My babies! 😭 Rio: I've changed all ya nappies, it ain't right, I tell ya! 👵 Rio: Whenever you can pencil me in darling 💋 If you come back on the plane with me you'll only have to do the one back alone Rio: Unless you want to bring a mate but you've gotta vouch for them 'cos I don't know them enough to put my name on the line, they ain't my little sister 💛 Grace: 😂😂 I had to go full spa on him cos he was 🙎 and not vibing with the sheet masks he'd been stealing from me for WEEKS 😂😂 Grace: He's so 😍 for someone Grace: This is HAPPENING 👌 Mum'll say yes cos it's obvs for my mental health Grace: It's enough for collab our schedules tbh imagine trying to get the squad hooked up Rio: Aww! What a little sweetie! 😭 Giving me so much fodder to get 'em all with, yas gurl! 🙊 Rio: She defs knows the benefit of letting ya hair down and if she disagrees then she ain't our Muvva 👽 Rio: Same when I was your age, so many parties, so much time stretching ahead...ugh, hark at me Rio: Speaking of though, Pabs has managed to keep outta the drunk tanks since my last visit, yeah? 🙄 Chief Grace: I'd say go easy cos the acne is !! but where was mine was I was a 🍕 me and payback are bitches that have each other's backs like 😂 Grace: So welcome 💋 remember who treated you right hun 😚 Grace: Oh babe that's proper tragic 😂 Are you okay?! Grace: 🙄🙄 Grace: I'd lie to spare your feels but I can't even cos he is not forgiven! Fuck him truly Rio: Way harsh babe! Gotta share that knowledge and spot treatment 🙏 older sib duties ✌ you only gotta look out for them 3, feel MY pain when I wanna be a petty bitch please 😉😂 Rio: Clearly not, like...What tf am I like? 🙈 Rio: Still in the dog house then...I hope little miss tiny tits is too, seen her being snide on the 'gram Rio: we know she's no 😇 so as long as she's getting her share of the 💩 from you, I ain't judging on the Pabs score 👌 Grace: 😈 LMAO jks obvs I'm living for getting to flex like that Grace: Nobody else lets me near their face, their loss but still BOO Grace: Ugh yes cos he doesn't even see that he did me WRONG she was trying he's just an idiot and its like BOY NO Grace: Never learning them lessons Grace: 🚫 No worries there she's BEYOND cancelled 🚫 Grace: I hate that bitch Rio: That's why you gotta get them clients honey, just you wait, people will be BEGGIN' for your time and expertise 😘 Rio: Yeah, he's a fool in general though Rio: Not to say that ain't valid, 'cos 100% babe, but it wasn't personal, like Rio: Try to remember that 'cos he's not that boy, no matter what typa foolishness he's caught up in rn 😒 Rio: 👏 I like what I'm hearing, Gracie! So much growth! Rio: Here for it Grace: I feel you but also it's like idk it was personal to me cos she was my best friend and he knew that Grace: On some level idk Grace: Whatever I'm trying to be over it Grace: There's bigger 🐠 Rio: Fair Rio: Idk if he knows he knew...Mouthful Rio: Give him time and a chance, but that's it, sensible big sister said her piece on that, you're free to go on doing what you're doing 😜 Grace: Thanks 👑 Grace: Rio, I can forreal come to london right? Like you're not just shhing me Grace: I'm so done with this place atm Rio: Of course you can Rio: As long as the 'rents sign off on it, you can stay for as long as you like Rio: That's Dubo for ya...gets under your skin Rio: Anything else I can do, tho? Grace: 💜 Grace: Ugh it's just everything Grace: There's barely anything I can do Grace: Ignore me I'm a hormonal 👾 Rio: Have you had your B12 and folates checked? Billie and Edie were anaemic you should double-check 'cos that will have you feeling rough as Grace: 👼 You're adorbs Grace: Enough of my chatter anyway, how are you? Rio: 👀 okurr but we're coming back to this later Rio: 'cos I'm same old same old Rio: Nothing beyond the promised goss of London to report Rio: No boys, remember? Grace: 🙄🙄 Grace: Oh please you always have a boy Grace: Spill it Rio: 😨 Swear on my life, babe! Rio: Nothing and no one Grace: We're twinning then 💕 Grace: Do tell Janis 😂 Rio: Coming for ya brand Rio: Shameless 😏 like to think I could pass, not that old or having THAT crisis tho, jfc Grace: 👯💣🔥 Grace: You're flawless babe don't even stress Grace: when I'm your age I'll have to pray Rio: Aww, you doll, extra brownie points for boosting my ego 💋 Rio: What you chattin'?! We're all babes, lbr Grace: 😂 shhh avó be repping herself hard in me and no offence 👵 it's not goals 💔 lmao Grace: obrigado,... mas não, obrigado like she rocks it but she's also way old so Grace: the struggle is real 😂 Rio: You're mad gal Rio: don't be wasting your youth hating on what you'll miss Rio: though we all age like fine wine, avó paving the way 💣 Rio: Ma was onto something having us so young Grace: Don't let her hear you say that Grace: My ears are still ringing from her calling me out Rio: umm Rio: BISH YOU WHAT Grace: 🤷 No drama just Rio: You weren't on the pill? Or missed a day? Rio: We've all had the scare but I never got as far as needing to tell Mum Rio: You poor thing! 😨🙈 Grace: Well obvs that was my bad but she only made me die about a thousand times Grace: I survived Rio: Eeep! Rio: At least she didn't march you down the clinic in a shame cone like most would round here Grace: OMG like she made me go but my ootd was my own doing 🙏 Rio: Not so much as a high collar in sight 🙌 Rio: Explains your hormones though, babe, that shit will FUCK you up for ages Rio: so no worries there Grace: I know exactly what I'm in for Grace: Ugh Rio: Forreals Rio: Who'd be a fucking woman, eh? Grace: Mia. To fuck over the others Grace: kms Rio: 😂 Rio: Fueled by her PMS that one Grace: [Sends her 2 very similar selfies} which one do you vibe the most with? Rio: 1st one, s'more natural Rio: smile ALMOST reaches your eyes Grace: lmao Grace: Thanks babes Rio: if you gonna fake it 'til you make it Rio: gotta keep you the realest, ain't I? 😉 Grace: gotta keep me 😂 Rio: Wanna Rio: Blood ties aside 😘 Grace: 💜 Rio: Best get ready for work Rio: Could use you here to do my look for me, cba tonight 😐 blah Grace: I'd be living for that you know it but you'll be killing it with or without me, honey Grace: You got this gurl Rio: Cheers 🍸 Rio: I'll get the first round in when I see ya boo 💋 Grace: Yay! So excited 😚

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