#but I can't let this fly

[chesspens]

I held him as the rain came and we laughed

#I want them to hug tenderly in the rai #batjokes #batman #joker #bruce wayne #I am very indecisive on what to post so take one that's a bit blurred and the other one that isn't #my brain would not let me rest till I changed it #very unhinged at night #I might die actually #not very good on the not thinking part when trying to sleep #my brain #pls let me rest now #might regret this in the morning #but the night is for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day #go #fly #be gay #gay #and happy gay #be gay and happu #no brain #gotta go to sleep bye #haha lol #nobody saw it right #right? #😳 #thank gof #goodnight sleep tight #no bed bugs bls #I love you giys

[mashmouths]

post limit was created to silence women

#'mad that you hit post limit again aren't you?' yes i am in fact #felix in despair voice I CAN'T SPEAK #only tenuously a woman and i have never once shut up but i am being silenced and i tire #i don't say words out loud in my real life please can i babble into the void in peace....... #tch whatever it's not like i care. looks wetly over my shoulder at you as i slowly walk away. #a post #this post plays in my head verbatim every time i hit post limit btw it's finally time to let her fly free #like i have almost 1000 drafts i self-censor quite a bit i just have more to say.

[bruhstation]

who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

#this is tugs #tugs captain star #tugs captain zero #tugs ten cents #tugs zip #zerostar #zipcents #<-- let us hold hands through the trials of this world. #fortezza bigg city #senjart #complicated doomed old men yaoi is a bruhstation staple so of course I'm thrilled to show these two #said this to my friend #''what if ''found family'' parental figures have the toxicity of a traditional family's parents. something like that'' #I can't really call the star fleet or even z-stacks found family because they're all bound together out of their will #like a traditional family #also they're people just doing their jobs but the youngest ones definitely got the worst blunt force #related to the animal imagery #ten cents is unwilling to be ordered around 24/7 by captain star and wants to assert his own agency #but due to his status as an employee and a child in star's eyes he can't do much about it other than scoff when star asks where he's been #ten cents is more assertive and stubborn. he desires to fly free and do whatever he wants without getting constantly nagged #zip is more mellow and subdued. he is more obedient and doesn't question much of what he's told #whether it's by zorran zug or captain zero #zip is like if you take a silly jolly golden retriever and try so so hard to train it to become a hunting dog #he regards captain zero highly like a son would to a father. he believes that zero is acting upon tough love on him #when in reality captain zero is just being his impatient distant self. he does care about zip but he also wants profit from it? #''I could guide him at arm's length but I should also have another errand boy in my ranks. it's good that he's obedient'' #also FYI captain star and zero are not horrible people or whatever outlandish thing there is. they're just deeply flawed people- #-with distorted perspective on relationships and morality #anyways. I need a cold beer

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.

K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.

Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.

Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"

Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.

So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).

Anyway, wild dream all around.

#bruh i cannot control what my brain does in its spare time. i am merely a passenger staring out the window in awe #as the driver does crazy mind-blowing stunts #tho tbf i can lucid dream so occasionally i do fight the driver for the wheel and win #im not even fucking joking tho this was my dream #bart was FUCKING PISSED when they found him because HE HAS A SECRET IDENTITY GODDAMMIT #they can't just fly up to him in school!!! #Judy's shock was also my shock. i literally remember thinking 'dc let them date?!? when the fuck did that happen???' #'and in a SUPERMAN COMIC OF ALL PLACES?!?' #also i don't even think bart lived with joan anymore?? she was just like 'yes this is my son now. max and i share custody' #and you know what? bart can have five+ parents. thats allowed. good for him

[robo-dino-puppy]

there is a LOT of stuff out of bounds in the meridian area of the map! i wanted to compare some spots that exist in both games, but it's kinda long so there are timestamps if you want to skip around - the estate near the end is the most interesting imo :)

the map was clearly copy/pasted but there are updated and missing textures (and ones that weren't updated that say they need to be haha) - was this the start of the rumored hzd remaster? or are the assets just ones that happen to exist in both games and were carried over because we get close to them in the "legal" area of the spire? and it's a small itty bitty thing that will be in a future video, but there's something i came across that definitely doesn't exist anywhere in hfw's map that i remember... (spoiler: it's banuk T_T)

(why are all the handholds missing texture??? that's what i really want to know lol)

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #video #hfw out of bounds #out of bounds exploration #hfw pc #(remove reload boundary mod) #i only wish the game didn't get stuck if you go “too far” :( :( :( #i hate invisible walls but i'd rather have an invisible wall than have to force-close and reopen the game all the time lmao #and fly there again >_< #i know i'm not supposed to be in those places in the first place so i can't really complain #it's just annoyinggggggg #also i almost had this ready and then i saw there was a TYPO in my commentary #and i couldn't let it go so i had to re-render and re-upload the whole thing oof #(if there's a typo i *didn't* find i almost don't want to know)

[anderstrevelyan]

I started a playthrough with default durge because I want to see choices that would be out of character for Valas, and can I just say—

HATS

#bg3 #the dark urge #can't wait to see him in every single hat in the game actually #will I get to those choices while on honour mode? let's find out! #also I've never played a sorcerer before it's fun so far #he can FLY

[minzbins]

hi everyone! just wanna let y'all know i won't be active from tomorrow until sunday bc i'm traveling abroad to meet my best friend of 6+ years, @bangzchan, for the first time and we're going to meet+see luminous together 🥺😭

i will check my tag #melontrack once i come back, so if there are things you don't want me to miss you can use that 😊🧡

#mel talks #still can not believe this is happening and it's been some weeks to let it sink in but wtf skdjfshjbhersuhiduoflrjfj #meeting viki will be sooo much fun but also i'm nervous bc it's the first time skhskjfkl but aaaahhhhh i can't wait 🥺😭 #this will be my first kpop concert btw.. i'm nervous excited anxious hyped sdkhjfdkrjlkl #also meeting lumi will be aaaaahscdkjlkdglk scary but hopefully fun?? #i'm also traveling alone for the first time ever.. first by train #and then i will be flying for the very first time.. i'm very anxious but i'm sure it will be fine 😭 #see y'all sunday or monday whenever i get back to tumblr again 🧡

[livetogether--diealone]

an ad in 4 parts

#i can't believe they actually let this fly as an ad #funniest man alive #alex albon #f1 #jo.gif

[ioannemos]

the particular bad guy of this episode, a little apprehensively: the audience wants to see me die?

nate, with more sincerity than anything he's said to anyone in her presence before: like you wouldn't believe

#and he's not wrong #leverage #my favorite #tv shows #watching the stork job and the way that parker instantly goes 'we have to bail' after seeing the kids has me Feeling a Certain Way #bc i think it's partially like. i think she knows the feeling of 'the known sucks but at least it's the known' #how many times was she let down? was her hope that things would get better left to die? #i know she goes to save them all later but maybe at the time she was just thinking... 'don't give them false hope' #her insistent use of the phrase 'we can't save them' is just. augh. parker bb no #and eliot saying to sophie 'he's right' re nate's sticking to the plan of saving one vs trying to save all of them on the fly is smarter... #just ouch. reminds me of the fishing job where eliot's goal is 'GET HARDISON OUT' and the very clear reluctance with which he tells hardiso #'yeah. i have an idea what they're gonna do. it's gonna be bad. are people gonna die? probably' #bc he doesn't want that! he doesn't want to leave people in the lurch! but GET HARDISON OUT takes precedent for him #and he's doing the same thing here. GET LUKA OUT is taking precedent. he doesn't like it any more than sophie does #i just. ghenghnehganf. i have a lot of Thoughts and Feelings about eliot's priorities and how they intersect with his job as the hitter #he's the physical guy. he has to be not just realistic he has to be the pessimist bc if he doesn't plan well enough? he friggin dies man #eliot's always thinking of 'what can a human being survive' bc AS THE HITTER that's HIS weakest point #GHENFGHENFGGHGHEWLAFHGGLRHGI #i have normal feelings of normal intensity about eliot spencer #and parker for that matter! very normal #eliot spencer #parker #you pierce my soul #personal #abbie needs a twitter

[the-halfling-prince]

I feel like we don't talk enough about "Isn't it weird to think if your hand was inside of a dragon, and your mind was still in control of it, you could've killed the dragon from the inside by crushing it's heart or something"

#I'm so angry right now. I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight. With my face #It's the wings and the tails you really want. If it can't fly it can't get away. A downed dragon is a dead dragon. #Well I'm off to bed and you should be too. Tomorrow we get to the big boys. Slowly but surely making our way up to the monstrous nightmare #But who will win the honor of killing it? #It's gonna be me. It's my destiny. See? #*gasp* your mom let you get a tattoo? #It's not a tattoo it's a birthmark. #Uhh I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there. #Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now #Okay I'm done now sorry. #But anyway yeah that was a weird thing to say Fishlegs. #Fishlegs: *says that* #Everyone else: 😶😬 #how to train your dragon #my posts

[pink-november]

Still loving how a lot of the fandom agrees that Stubborn’s big. I wanna get a piggyback ride from him so bad

He got big buff arms that's great for hugging, a broad back perfect for piggyback rides, strong legs to help you carry forward, and most of all a stout heart that's big enough to endure any trials.

#and baker hands #can't forget that #slay the princess #i have a lot of feelings about stubborn tbh #but no time to express it aughhhh #we should all try and pile ourselves on stubborn's back and get free rides and let him fly us to the horizon while we scream in exhilaration

[alivegirlmari]

soooo interesting to me that misty is like. so shameless / guiltfree / nonchalant about the cannibalism & cult & poisoning & murder of it all like she is NOT haunted by those 19 months the way literally every other girl is bc she did what she did and she had fun doing it! and yet she literally also cannot listen to stayin' alive for five seconds bc it reminds her of crystal, who she technically didn't even kill. lol. 🔨

#girl let me into ur PSYCHE. #'i'm sorry bestie' was so unserious but i do think that first 'i'm sorry' when she's screaming over crystal's body was real #do we think the guilt comes from the fact that it's like. if she'd /killed/ crystal at least that's deliberate #and she can justify it as oh well she was gonna tell the group about the box so i had to stop it etc #whereas crystal accidentally falling is like...there's no closure! there's no fixing it! and misty has zero control over it!!! #if crystal had agreed to keep silent obvs the friendship would be different but even then it's kinda like. on misty's terms again #yes crystal would have the power of the secret but she also then now knows what misty is capable of #so misty has the power really bc she could make crystal agree to anything for fear of being killed #and they could ~work on it~ and ~fix things~ (lol) but with crystal dead and not on her OR misty's terms...you can't!!! #spilled blood and not even on PURPOSE!!! not even for a REASON!!!! it's soooo hollow #and then like. the whole that was her best friend / spiritual clone part of it ajsfajfskfsk #anyways fly high crystal the pistol & rip crusty 2x01 - 2x05 <3 #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #* #misty

[zukkaoru]

[Dazai] and Elise once spent a week caring for one of the rats they picked up from the dungeons, until Mori caught them and gave them both an hour-long lecture on the dangers of playing with unvaccinated animals.

looking back through this fic and turns out sometimes i write things that are a little funny

#the great thing about memory issues is i wrote this like three days ago max and already completely forgot about it #i made it up on the fly but tbh i stand by it #best part is elise can't actually contract any diseases from wild animals so the lecture was completely useless for her #and dazai only started caring when mori said #'these diseases will be VERY PAINFUL. they will HURT. it will be a LONG DRAWN-OUT PANFUL DEATH. you will SUFFER. BADLY.' #also 'caring' for the rat is a stretch..... they were probably doing unethical experiments let's be real here #but this is chuuya pov and chuuya only knows what dazai told them bc this happened before they met #hello grace here #grace's writing tag

[robo-dino-puppy]

behind rost's house

(look close and you can see the platforms baby!aloy was training on)

#horizon zero dawn #hzd #out of bounds exploration #hzd out of bounds #hzd the sacred lands #whoa there hzd calm down with that lens flare pls #guess who finally decided to get her little grubby glitch-happy hands on a cheap standard edition disc of hzd? it me #at last i can do the airwalking/glide/flying glitch! #hours of couch entertainment provided lol #(yes i know there are easier ways to get out of bounds on pc - but i like my couch ok?) #problem: launch version only has y-inversion for the camera‚ not x-inversion‚ and my dumbass needs-inverted-camera brain can't handle it #also psa i had problems with the complete edition saves simply existing on the system #game would crash/not let me save even tho i was trying to start a whole new game #but it was fine once i deleted the complete edition saves

[sonofwhales]

This song singlehandedly heals me ever so slightly, it's not much but it's a ray of dawn.

A promise I feel.

#hi dad i know you love me and deep down i know I love both you and mom #even if i can't feel it #the love is there #i'm sorry for flying away #thank you for letting me go #thank you for being the wind under my wings #I will see you someday #or maybe in another lifetime #take care I love you #the amazing devil

[sylphwing]

i like oras but going from that game to ultra sun is like man... alola is so fun i love alola

#sylph.txt #pkmn #i'm still looking for latias on the side but i rlly wanted to replay this game after replaying oras basically twice now #the music and the atmosphere r so great gahhh #and i love the characters and the story too #it genuinely makes me so joyful lol #i do have ulterior motives (shiny hunting silvally and poipole) but honestly i should've just started w this game #hoenn feels kinda.. stale? in comparison. that's too harsh a word for what i mean but i can't think of anything else jfdk #it does have some rlly good moments too tho #like being able to fly around the region on latios/latias is rlly great and the delta episode where u get to catch rayquaza #and then ride into SPACE and then catch deoxys too #it was peak “lets rely on this 10y/o to save the world” and to me that's a lot more fun than hand-holding #oh and team magma and aqua r rlly funny too lol