#busy is so ... bark

[sirazaroff]

How do you think velvet is handleing everything in vacco right now

She’s having a great time 🥰

#fooze #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #rwby crosshares #beacon roads take me home~ #she’s been upset to be in vacuo day one at this point cinder can turn the whole place to glass for all she cares #in all seriousness I’m sure she’s managing. busy ripping open colossal grimm worms to rescue coco #gotta keep her leader on her toes and reminder which piece of ass is actually worth barking over (hers) #I like to think the first thing vel does when team rwby and friends show up is look for the lil rose and give her a huge hug #there was a point she though Ruby was low key dead and that was so sad to read #time for hugs and kisses and gay reunions #more important than protecting sand rn #I forgot her arm tat. love that for me

[kedreeva]

(disclaimer: I am not saying this from a place of hostility to geese)

how did 3-year old you survive feeding geese :( when I was 4 I was feeding ducks and geese (which I was about the same height as at the time) at a local pond and they chased me and tried to bite me until my parents picked me up and ran. I didn't try to scare them and I was a generally quiet child, do I just have Bad Vibes to them or something? or is it something to do with their past experiences/socialization as Pond Ducks/Geese? nowadays whenever a goose or swan so much as starts staring at me I'm like "ok time to go :)"

Without knowing more about the situation, I can't say what particular thing you did, but I can say that geese don't chase people for no reason at all. It's possible you got too close rather than letting them come to you, it's possible you were just plain too close to their nesting site, it's possible you performed a movement that (in goose) suggested your desire to start a dispute. It's possible you were feeding them from your hands and they associated your hands with food, and were simply looking for more food, or attempting to chase you away from the food.

And to be clear, I'm definitely not advocating for people letting small children feed geese, honestly no one should be feeding wild animals, mostly because it familiarizes wildlife with humans and that can be bad, but also because it opens too many opportunities for humans to do the wrong things and end up hurt or scared. As a 4yo, it wasn't your responsibility to know how to interact with geese- it was your parents' job to monitor your actions, the actions and reactions of the geese, and remove you from the situation before it became a problem (or not put you in that position in the first place). The geese are blameless for acting like geese and you are blameless by reason of being 4 years old.

I ALSO want to be clear that being SCARED of something DOES NOT equal HATING something. Hate can stem from fear, and fear can stem from hate, but they are not the same thing. There are PLENTY of people, for example, who are terrified of spiders but who will either remove them from a place with a cup and paper, or fetch someone to do so, to prevent a spider from dying for the crime of being small. You (general) can be afraid of something and still treat it with respect. You do not have to hate the things you are afraid of.

#geese #be afraid of them all you want #it's the people acting like geese are the villains in their origin story that are my problem #asks #anon asks #we always mind our business around waterfowl and other wild birds #I had a group of geese in the street with their babies once #and I needed to leave work to go home #and instead of trying to chase them out of the road #I gave them some of the bird-safe treats in my car and then walks into the grass #and they followed me looking for more #So i tossed some into the grass and left via the now-clear road with no conflict #you just gotta ask them not tell them #and again..... they literally cannot chase you if you don't run #and they're more bark than bite they do not actually want to fight you #unlike swans who DO want to fight you

[mwagneto]

im not posting abt ofmd enough those old men literally fucked omg

#im busy we're oot and aboot all day and when we aren't we're at home rewatching g/omens but man #the gay old man winning streak im on is so crazy im holding all of them in my paws #barking #ofmd #our flag means death

[crybaby-bkg]

ohhh my god I’m looking at all these sex toys for this fic and saw this like pleasure tape that you can use for a lotta stuff and????? thinking about being a brat to gojo and acting like nothing he does is enough for you and he gets a little fed up about being sooo under appreciated!!!

so he lays you out on the bed and goes to work with the tape. tapes your mouth shut and your wrists together. tapes your tits so they sit up nice and perky for him to nip and lick at whenever he damn so pleases. then moves down between your legs, shushes you with condescending coos when you wiggle and plead through the tape for him to let you up, even though you’re wetter than he thinks he’s ever seen you.

and he tapes your cunt from top to bottom, despite your little hiccuping moans about how mean he is to you. at least, that’s what it sounds like, but for that, he still flips you over to tape your asshole too, biting at the flesh when you groan.

and then he leaves you there, wiggling and moaning and looking so pretty for him like this. tied up and teary eyed, and when you beg through the tape to be freed, only then does he feel a little more appreciated because you need him. that’s all he’s ever wanted from you.

#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE #I hope so #it made sense in my head #but as I was writing it I was like hmmmmmm what. #but yeah that pleasure tape had me barking at my phone #never been a fan of being tied up/down and such #but it’s something like so demeaning yet hot about using the tape to cover you #oh you don’t wanna appreciate me? wanna be a brat? complain that I don’t give you enough bc I’m so busy? #fine. you get nothing then. #ohhh I’m weak in the knees #him making you wear it all day when he’s out to ensure you can’t touch yourself 😵‍💫 #he can always tell when the tape has been taken off and reapplied #and he punishes you for it 😵‍💫 #I need. t lay down. #I wont him so bad #okay gn I don’t need to come up w ANOTHA damn fic idea #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #gojo treats! 🍬

[harbingersecho]

... do you know which one I am?

#rvb #red vs blue #locus #sam ortez #*23 #art #mine #one thing about me i will always be obsessed with any kind of face fuckery and masks #cw blood #cw body horror #its gonna be vamptober soon so i wanted to at least finish some of my rvb stuff before that bc i'm gonna be busy lol. i just #smashed like 3 different locus wips into one #i actually made the initial wip for this back when locus/therapy lost the rp poll lol. like FINE locus ain't going to therapy then. suffer. #also kinda inspired by hipstersoulgushers saying that locus is all of them. like Yeah actually. i was stuck on locus perspective but on the #outside? locus is all of them. like obv he sees himself as the gun but locus the man the soldier the sam is firing the gun. and its his #trauma that made them both. anyway. locus bark bark bark auuu

[silverskye13]

In a perfect world! Next chapter sometime next week.

#spazzcat barks #ah i remembered to do an update for once how nice :3 #i would like to post it this weekend but im going to be very busy #so im not making that commitment #but! all i gotta do is edits :3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Oh! Oh! Does fantasy Barnaby bark. Does he use his big boofs to deter creatures around camp? Guard dog instinct???

nah, that's not his job <3

#eddie's the guard dog here smh #barnaby i feel has Lap Dog instinct #its simply none of his business! he has an accordion to tune #...can you tune accordions.... #hold on i gotta look somethn up- #ok yes you Do tune accordions. good to know! #wh fantasy au #i imagine that he very very very Very rarely barks #like it takes a lot to push him to that point #< i say after writing something last night where he does indeed bark. tbf he Is pushed pretty far... #anyway!!!! #but yeah usually they have eddie on guard duty #& they also have some wards to cast that Deter unwanted guests! #so theyre set <3 #barnaby spectates actual battles you think he'd lift a paw if something is nearby camp??? pshhhhh

[chikinan]

THEYRE SO FUCKED UP.

#IMMMM GONNA START MAIMINNGNGN #theyre so unwell theyve always been so unwell #oh hey new vnc today sorry brain busy getting damage w these tragic cunts now #friendship ended with etc etc #mati barks #mati watches at #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers

[b1mbodoll]

repeating “jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch” in my head every time i block rude anons and delete hatemail so i can try to brush it off but i am not ur strongest soldier so can you all stop being mean 🩷 please

#♡.gabi barks #im okay i prommy (im crying rn) #like omg seriously what did i do!!!!! i dont do anything but mind my fucking business!!!! and talk to my precious little friends!!!!!! but #apparently i cant even do that bc no matter what i always get meanies in my inbox 🤞 #like im seriously not doing anything i just came back and im already receiving asks telling me to kms and deactivate like do yall realize #im a person too.. like im literally real and i have feelings and im not a complete ditz #like what is so hard about treating people with kindness!!!! #ive spent all morning blocking mean anons and deleting asks and trying to brush off the mean words i see and receive and it hurts!!!! #im just a girl #if u send hate or tslk meanly to or about me im assuming ur a LEWSER and have no life bc i dont even do anything fr!!!!! im coolin!!!!! #i was gonna post this with the jealousy is a disease get well soon girl meme but i couldnt find it #anyway im fine!!!! (as im actively texting my therapist) #no bc im so upset and so angry WHAT AM I DOING WRONG #what am i doing to deserve this like please give me a valid answer so i can fix it im so tired of being sad and mistreated and bullied :( #i know i promised i was gna try to be more active but my little heart is so heavy and sad

[doginthevoid]

To those new to the therian community (& the otherkin/alterhuman community as a whole, honestly), if you're trying to figure out your kintype and you're struggling I have an insider secret for you.

Just pick one. Just pick a label that feels good enough and run with it. Nobody is gunna challenge you and ask you, well how do you KNOW? and if they do, they're a fuckin weirdo and you can tell em to fuck off. You don't need to be 100% sure. You can actually just do what you want, forever. Maybe you'll realize it isnt for you and move on. Maybe you won't. Fuck it

#idk i see some people worrying themselves sick #trying to figure out their species or god forbid even something specific like a dog breed or something #and its like man idk #how about we stop being so business all the time #woof woof am i right #clem barks #otherkin #therian #alterhuman #kin #kinblr #kintype #dogkin #dog therian #otherkin community #otherfolk #idk what the tags are anymore

[soupforsoup]

Local woman renews her periodical obsession over the same white boy of the month for the third year in a row

#steve harrington #st4 #i feel like this has been done before #I can twirl his pretty hair around my finger #mr joe keery you truly are talented to keep bringing me back to this man #me and eddie watching steve have his ozzy moment: #hope this doesn't awaken anything in me #the duality of this mf is that he is so pretty with his doe eyes and *snap* *snap* his charm #but also he make me go Bark Bark Snarl go crazy go stupid for at least 3-6 business days #ST 4 #st 4 spoilers

[goodpvppy]

scratching my chin and playing with my hair as you work… letting me rub against you and be content as you give attention and love to your dear puppy while focusing on your own business… treat me like your perfect pup ♥︎

#owner is very busy today but he still is sending me cute words and affection… thank you sir ♥︎ #he’s so good to us both…. #puppy barks #hornyposting #ftm nsft #mlm kink #mlm nsft #mlm puppy #p3t play #pet pl4y #pet pl@y #dumb puppy #puppy sub #collared puppy #owned sub

[godsprettiestprincess]

Lucifer (has been flirting with Sam for months now) doing the it’s a banana what could it cost? $10? and Sam (completely unswayed by every advance before this) going Oh I Need To Fuck Him Immediately

#he’s so good at business and living in the rich person world #and you drop him in real life and he’s immediately pathetic #ramsey barks #samifer #lucifer

[ferdydurke]

I am literally addicted to making myself feel hurt by playing pretend in my head

#barking #i need to focus on homework again i have so much homework sigh. the break and getting sick were bad for me i should be busy

[silverskye13]

In which Tango is held accountable for his bargain.

#the barking writer #redstone and skulk #helsknight #tanguish #tangotek #there's more hermit appearances but they're the big ones #heck man took this long enough to get made XD #yeeeeeeeesh #it's just been a busy month #and it will continue to be so #and this isn't my best writing ever but hey #it got written!

[iholli]

I would absolutely love to hear about your faves 👀 Tell me everything you know 👀👀👀👀

AAAAAAVUYCDTIGCTUGCH YOU'RE A GEM THANK U FOR THIS 😭😭😭💚

this is super long bc I'm Completely Normal abt J'onn lmao whoops 😂

omfg where do I start. FIRST THINGS FIRST. HE. MY BELOVED. J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter, my favorite favorite of all time. no really it's coming up on 8 years and I still love him sm 😭 my one braincell may wander off to new fixations but I always circle back around to him sooner or later.

I have like 4747058 images of him ofc but these are SO good bc they tell a lot about him ??? he's cute, he's silly, he's dramatic, he's sassy, he's the heart of the Justice League twenty times over despite DC refusing to give him any time to shine (I'm going to fight them with my bare hands for that).

I've never posted this but it's been in my drafts for ever so I'll throw it in here 😂 I have so many thoughts about him omg

ALSO I have a whole thing analyzing J'onn's moral compass & development through Justice League Animated, Unlimited, and some of the comics a while back so there's tHAT WHICH,,, was super good imo 👏

uuuuughghghghh I could talk about him forever 😭💚

When it comes to people Superman wouldn't want to fight, J'onn is top of that list, that's canon. He's OP as FUCK. He has most if not all Clark's powers, shapeshifting, intangibility, invisibility, phasing, telepathy, seriously his powers seem to never end ??? But he's terribly underutilized :") like I get it but come on DC,,,

J'onn is addicted to Oreos. no, really. in MM 98 issue 24 Blue Beetle and Booster Gold have this Super Funny Idea to hide all the Oreos from J'onn, and you gotta applaud the dedication to the prank bc they literally went out and bought ALL the Oreos from the ENTIRE vicinity of the JL Embassy building. J'onn proceeds to Hulk out and tear up half the city chasing them for it. It's revealed by Batman that Martians can get addicted to Oreos. At the end of the issue it turns out this is just a story J'onn is telling Diana but... he winks and asks if she's got any cookies, so it's up for debate if it's really just a story [I think there's some truth to it. bc it's very funny.]. And the Oreo thing comes up many times in many places including JLTAS 😂

He also likes sweet things in general !! he canonically drinks coffee with a TON of sugary shit to take off the bitter taste. I also made the hc that was the case for him just days before reading it in MM Identity and I'm very real for that 👏

J'onn is a cat person. One of his aliases is even an Italian street cat named Tommaso. And he has an orange cat named Double Stuff,,, of course 😂

however,,, he's totally a dragon nerd, he knows everything about dragons, he likes reptiles in general but dragons are his fav. He shapeshifts into draconic creatures all the time and he talks many times abt a specific species of moon nesting dragon called quonars. He also telepathically connected with an iguana once and it was a wholesome experience 🥺

J'onn lives in Colorado, in a suburb named Middleton, which is actually the name of a real ghost town! it's interesting that Denver is his preferred climate bc you can assume Mars was similar 👀

He is THE sass master. He goes toe to toe with Batman constantly. One of these days I'll just make a list of every sassy line he delivers in JLTAS but I think that would be a whole book by itself. There's a video of sassy moments from Batman: The Brave and the Bold that I watch 400 times a week. One of my favorite comic sass moments is when Batman expresses his annoyance at J'onn for leaving on the middle of an important meeting, which J'onn happily counters with a "you're so right, it would look bad on the League if someone just vanished at random all the time, huh Batman :)." he then also takes a crack at Bruce's lack of people skills. iconic.

He's also a silly little guy. The Batman 2007? J'onn OWNS the noir detective role, down to the cheesy old fashioned music. He also has like, a whole list of quotes he's just waiting to use when the time is right. He waited years to say "You're probably wondering why I've called you all here today." love him fr

J'onn is canonically kind of an adrenaline junkie. He loves driving, particularly an 87 Chevy Impala which he affectionately says "vibrates like a Chihuahua with a head cold." He once physically linked with an entire damaged spaceship to steer it out of danger and got carried away bc he was just having fun. He also said it was similar to the video games he plays with GL-- so he's canonically a gamer, too 😂👏

I 100% believe he's got anxiety or at LEAST separation anxiety [and that may be the case for the entire Martian race]. I already thought as much but then JLU issue 24 kinda confirmed it and it was devastating :") the League is taken over by Starro, J'onn is the only one who dodges the attack and he's left to fight his teammates which. is already awful for him. and it triggers flashbacks to a time on Mars when he was separated from his family in a nasty sandstorm. J'onn went pretty much feral with panic until he broke down and then forced himself to calm down enough to think of a plan. Meanwhile back with the League he's frantically trying not to panic again bc, while fire is a Martian's greatest weakness, "being alone is a Martian's greatest fear." I cried the whole time I read that issue and then I bought a copy LMAO. can DC stop putting him through the PTSD wringer for five seconds thanks

One short comic run J'onn spends the whole time being chased by the Martian god of fire, H'ronmeer, bc it turns out he was psychically keeping the souls of the entire Martian population tethered to the mortal realm. he's super powerful and HE'S GOING THROUGH IT. ALL THE TIME.

I don't have the context for either happenstance at this time, but J'onn has been both a Black and a White Lantern in comics. I have no idea what any of it means, either, I just know it's happened. I'll get there eventually. maybe. [I think he's dead for the Black Lantern thing so...probably...not...]

^^^ this is up there with the whole "J'onn was actually an advance agent for the invading Martian species but rather than let them use him as a weapon he essentially committed suicide after fighting the whole Justice League [beat them easily, it wasn't even a competition] and somehow this split his consciousness into like 4 different people" of comic runs that I really don't want to read [even though I own this one] :") help

I don't know what it is about forcefields but his brain just shuts off when he gets near one fr. Multiple times when there's a forcefield, EVEN IF HE KNOWS IT'S THERE, J'onn just yeets headfirst into it. He's just generally super impulsive tho ??? This guy is constantly jumping into action without a moment's thought. pls stop handing off the braincell to absolutely no one when there's danger, J'onn [he does not actually have the braincell at any given time. only Bruce has it. occasionally].

He totally enjoys starting shit. J'onn is Here for teammate drama. He once gave Batman absolutely what for and called him immature just bc J'onn was annoyed with his attitude. He sends people on League missions that will either bring out complete drama or make them find common ground. Though he says the contrary, J'onn is absolutely in the background of every team squabble with popcorn like Thor watching Tony and Cap argue. "You're all so petty. And tiny."

J'onn's name means "light to the light" and it's so poetic 😭😭 of COURSE he's the heart of the League. akdjfndckdnxkd

I'm going to stop there bc I could go on forever but I've held this ask hostage in my drafts long enough 😂😂 ENJOY THE RAMBLING THANK U FOR SENDING THIS ASK AAAA 💙

#possum screms at this #sorry it takes me 5-10 business days to answer asks i get too excited #enrinchment but i am a dog with an egg. bark and bounce around it with delight instead of interacting Normally #ratkingresponds #j'onn my beloved #here tumblr have a bunch of infodumping abt my beloved #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #dc #long post #i know ive dropped a lot of this info on tumblr before but now its all in One Condensed Post #I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT HIM. brainrot real #some other favs include loki death the kid shadow the hedgehog donnie rottmnt luigi bowser & king boo #but J'onn is like. my Main Guy yk 😭😭 #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK I CANNOT SAY IT ENOUGH 😭😭 #nothing brings me seratonin like talking about he fr fr