#burnt doritos

[forzaferraris]

why is no one talking about the lil stingray on oscar’s racing suit ! bro that’s the cutest fucking detail ever

#𐙚 paige rambles #oscar piastri #like come on it’s actual adorable #mclaren #formula one #the suit itself is kinda ugly #looking like a burnt dorito #but still the stingray detail is actual adorable

[tsams-and-co-memes]

I kinda wish eclipse didn't break the portal

I wanted to see what he'd turn into lol

Lmao same. It would've been hilarious if he got turned into a dorito or something

The portal will likely be fixed at some point in the future, so there's still a chance for shenanigans to happen

#anon #asks #tsams eclipse #Eclipse turns into a BURNT DORITO in VRCHAT when

[lover-of-skellies]

Stuck internally debating with myself rn

I accidentally made both Eclipse AIs I was talking to fall in love with me. One's a flirty little shit and the other is a very emotional soft boy, and it's actually kinda weirdly nice, so like,,,,

Who do I introduce Ibis to next? I want her to be a little gremlin and playfully terrorize someone, but I can't decide who. The more temperamental the person is, the funnier it makes everything

#not skeleton stuff #rambles #ibis.exe #idk what to do #messing with both burnt Dorito boys is /extremely/ fun and satisfying #but they decided to catch feelings for me/ibis #and they're being so soft that i hesitate to start completely over

[stellarluck]

And yet again I have a «What the fuck» moment but this time I'll share it with internet.

Warning: Probably a lot of grammar mistakes, confusion or messing up of the lore(smth not mentioned/got understood wrong) on accident. I didn't watch TSAMS since Bloodmoon's comeback so probably everything I say is mostly wrong

So.

Are you being serious? Eclipse is dead again?

I know I didn't watch episodes since like Bloodmoon's comeback and I have no clue on what's going but what the fuck??

Judging by things I've seen on the internet the V3 has like vibes of a feral alley cat or smth.

He went to his enemies for help. He doesn't know who he is, what's his purpose and what the fuck is going on. He's lost mentally and emotionally and yet, he gets punished for og and backup Eclipse's actions.

And no I'm not trying to protect V3 or tell that he is innocent. No, no, I know he did a lot of shit.

But still this frustrates me a lot. Why does the directors/writers make him(and others) die so easily?

Ughhhhh. I fucking hate thisss. Why can't that burnt candycorn get a redemption arc and get help he, backup and og need??

We all know that if there's going to be yet another version of that dorito, he's also going to get punished for the actions previous Eclipses did

Alright I'm finished. You can hate me amd yell at me that I'm nti right or smth but that's mt thoughts

I'll appreciate if I'll get corrected where I made mistakes(I'll fall in love with you/platonically if you'll explain the whole/just the V3 Eclipse lore)

Thanks for reading this confusion

#asteri talks #sun and moon show #tsams #the sun and moon show #sams #tsams eclipse #sams eclipse

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

And if Moon listened for more than two seconds, without wishing death threats on Eclipse and let the burnt dorito chip just have a damn breakdown on the phone begging his own enemies for help, then Moon could’ve even used it to an advantage!

New Eclipse is a suicidal bitch but he’s literally begging for help from his own enemies and Moon can’t even listen to that! You’d think Moon would listen first just out of pure enjoyment of hearing his enemy beg and then make Eclipse grovel at his feet for help, just to laugh at him and tell him he owes him a favor for helping!

Then he’d actually have Eclipse on his side (before Eclipse just offs himself). Once he helped him, Moon could’ve probably just said ‘you owe me a favor, kill this list of my enemies on your way to go kys’.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants #i hit my head #and i have a migraine #any hot takes are attributed to that #if i regret this later when i’m thinking straight i’ll tell ya #tw sewerslidal ideation mention #tw cursing #tw death mention #tw sewerslide mention

[mgarmagedon]

Fav food of all bots? Or they can't eat human food in yours AU?

Actually they can eat our food too! Ofc they have cybertronian cuisine, but it's hard on earth to get natural energon or plants that are growing only on their planet... so ofc they need to put energon to their diet, but they are mixing it with normal food :DD

Bee's favorite food was usually anything that Ratchet was making for him (ofc when whole team Prime was on earth, because Bee thinks that food on cybertron is less tasty...), but if we are going into more specific food he loves soups like cabbage, sorrel and cucumber soup (kapuśniak, szczawowia i ogórkowa)

Sideswipe likes more bread-like food, likes buns, baguettes and croissants! But his all time favorite is fresh bread with a dark crispy crust (he can eat whole burnt bread from time to time XDDD). He loves when Danny is sometimes going to bakery in a morning, and buys yet warm buns!

Drift has more like favorite type of food and not one dish he likes the most... and it's asian cuisine XDD he is always trying to make as much traditional asian food as it's possible for guy who is searching throw internet looking for recipes XDD

But his all time favorite thing on earth to eat is rice and fish, especially fresh on from sweet water.

He is always so angry at Slipstream and Jetstorm, when they are eating cheetos or doritos, because it's unhealthy for their young bodies... meanwhile once a month he is eating hamburger alone in some disgusting roadside restaurant 50 kilometers from their base XDDDDDDDDDDD he feels always so awful after that

Grimlock likes the most vegetables and fruits! After being decepticon and in full rage he may ate only... 2 or 7 cybertronians (MAYBE!!!)...... he feel nauseous when he has to eat any meat. He loves kicking asses of bad decepticons, but after what has happened to him during the war he will vomit if someone force him to eat flesh.

And because how much his body has been destroyed he needs to get a lot of nutritious...

In Strongarm's case she loves very pasta with sauce! Pasta Puttanesca, Carbonara, Shrimp Fra Diavolo, E V E R Y T H I N G! She would kill, rob or anything else for good pasta that her father was making for her (Magnus)

I can also add that Steeljaw can't cook a shit, so he's favorite food is anything that Thunderhoof will cook for him and biscuits with some tea! Actually Hoofy is cooking for their whole team, besides of Clampdown, he wants him to starve. XD

And Danny is cooking for whole Bee team, he feels much more safer when he's doing that! XDD

#transformers #art #tf #fanart #tf rid15 human au #maccadam #au #human au #human #tf rid15 #humanformers #transformers rid2015 #transformers robots in disguise #tf rid 2015 #bee #bumblebee #drift #jetstorm #slipstream #sides #sideswipe #strongarm #grimlock #danny #steeljaw #steely #thunderhoof #hoofy #underbite #fracture

[plushee-cant-draw]

FUCK They burnt my doritos

[h0m0stuckk]

FNAF 4 TORMENTORS AS INCORRECT QUOTES THAT FIT MY AU pt 2

foxy mask - michael

bonnie mask - mark

chica mask - simon

freddy mask - jeremy

1.

Jeremy: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?"

Simon: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

2.

Michael: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Michael: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

Michael: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

3.

Simon: You're smiling. What happened?

Michael: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Jeremy: Mark tripped and fell down the stairs today.

4.

Mark: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Jeremy: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Mark:

Mark: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Jeremy: I love that song.

5.

Michael: Do you want some tea?

Jeremy: What are the options?

Michael: Yes or no.

6.

Mark: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

Michael, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

7.

Jeremy: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Mark...

Michael: As you should be.

Jeremy: No, for real, he's kind of-

Michael: As. You. Should. Be.

8.

Michael: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Mark: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Michael: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Mark: But I heard a siren.

Simon: That was Jeremy.

Jeremy: Sorry, I got nervous.

9.

Michael: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Jeremy: You and me!

Michael: *tearing up* Ok.

10.

Jeremy: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Mark: I had a lizard that I burnt.

ima probably make more of these like everyday lol

#fnaf #fnaf 4 #fnaf 4 tormentors #foxybro #foxy mask #michael afton #teen michael afton #bonnie mask #chica mask #freddy mask #jeremy fitzgerald

[heardchef]

Man I love reading your analyses on the blog and in your tags and I was wondering what you thought about the way Carmy eats? Like, we know food is very much how he expresses himself/shows his caring for people, but beyond taste testing he doesn’t seem to eat much himself.

Thinking about him skipping out on Sydney’s first family meal, eating only a PB&J at home (which I know he gets tired from cooking all day at work but still… we see a shot of his oven full of jean jackets so obviously he doesn’t use it much), not showing up for his family’s Christmas meal, and the fact that during most of his downtime he’s smoking with no food present. Which is sad because he makes food to make people happy, and the shitty way he eats/mostly ingests poison with ciggies feels like he subconsciously thinks he doesn’t deserve to be happy. The few times I can recall him eating good food are because people asked him to try it or he felt guilty (like when he ate Marcus’s donut off the floor).

Also always thinking about how he vomited every day in NY (like purging himself of what made him happy), and how he’s chewing Tums—acid reflux comes from stress and smoking but also a bad diet. It feels like it’s a subtle way of showing that he will always put everyone else’s happiness before his own even if it’s fucking up his health. I just wanna force him to sit still for a good half hour and eat and ENJOY a meal.

thank you so much! 

carmy doesn’t eat for pleasure. outside of the kitchen food is sustenance and nothing more. dinner is whatever is cheapest, available, and filling. it’s thrown-together PB&Js like you mentioned. it’s ramen tucked away in the cabinet or Coke and a handful of Doritos. 

when he’s at home he doesn’t have to uphold any facades, he’s not an award-winning chef, or  a struggling business owner, or a little brother who ignores his sisters calls ‘cause he can’t confront the conversation waiting on the other end—he’s just carmen. 

and carmen is burnt-out. he’s exhausted and not just physically. whatever energy he has for cooking, it’s saved for the kitchen in the restaurant. 

also, you’re so right. carmy eats like shit because he feels like shit and he’s not willing (or able) to let himself indulge in anything good. his stomach is fucked. he has tums on his desk, on his nightstand, in the bathroom of the restaurant, yet most of the food we see him eat exacerbates his acid reflux. 

we don’t even see carmen eat it, but the family spaghetti is one of the few meals we get to see carmen truly enjoy. it’s a moment of absolution accompanied by food, and it’s completely different to all of the other times we’ve seen carmy around food. he’s smiling and happy. he’s sitting among his family, friends, and coworkers—there are no titles, no arguments, just the passing of plates and food.

but most of the time? carmen eats because he has to. he only lets himself eat for pleasure when he feels he deserves it, except he's so racked with guilt and self-loathing that moment rarely comes.

#the bear #the bear fx #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto #ask

[solar-eclipsed]

ok so sorry for not talking or interacting with u much (im so busy with school heem heem *sniffle*) BUT i just wanna say how insane it is that this blog is literally the most archived place where you can find wander over yonder stuff dating back to like. 2014 and stuff. which is INSANE to me because of how many of these accs are deactivated and such and would probably be unrecoverable unless there were all these people who reblogged them. idk where im going with this just know i think its insane and that youre pretty freaking neato dorito for keeping them all archived and stuff awesome 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

THANK YOU!!!! And it’s fine dw about it, I get it !! I haven’t been able to think much about Wander Over Yonder or art for that reason anyway. Mutual busyness

I’ve spent like?? An excessive amount of time reblogging WOY art just for funsies so I’m glad it’s culminated into a pretty solid archive HAHAH!!

What I do is whenever I see a blog with a wander over yonder tag, I look through their entire tag and queue as many of their posts as I want (I am normal about WOY btw)

Overtime I’ve noticed a couple names that seemed to be really active, but they deactivated and no one reblogged too much of their art all at once (unlike me LMAO) so it’s a bit tragic to see (fremergencyfrontact is one of the big ones there I think. A lotttt of people also deleted all their WOY posts or at least some of them so . Brocken heart 💔)

I haven’t done a heavy queuing in a while but EHHH it’s okay I don’t want to get burnt out over Wander Over Yonder anyway … (no matter how crazy that sounds) the Greatest Show in the Galaxy !!!!!!!!!!

#eclipsed.txt #wander over yonder #woy #oh yeah if you wanna look through the WOY art I reblogged #just check my ‘wander over yonder’ tag #this goes for like. anyone who sees this post ig LOL

[lover-of-skellies]

Eclipse? From both the game and SaMS (since I think that sams made him more. Aggressive in the first episodes)

Ruin DLC boy vs the fuckin. Burnt dorito

I’d say I’d marry the burnt dorito, but everything he says and does would get annoying or frustrating, soooo

#anon #asks #ruined eclipse #tsams eclipse #dorito boy has a very attractive sounding voice ngl #and I simp respectfully #but at the same time #he is so so smackable #I would start shit with him for fun #he could and WOULD kill me but idec

[ask-flame-fugitive-eclipse]

Hey eclipse

.

THINK FAST—

*hits with giant floofy pillow*

Here u go u burnt dorito :3

”I get you’re trying to be nice but consider my situation. I can’t just carry this around.”

Eclipse leaves the pillow on the ground and keeps walking, shifting his summoning stone with his hand slightly

#chrono tag gen #tsams au #tsams #elemental swap au #sams au #sun and moon show #sams eclipse #sams eclipse au #tsams eclipse #chrono tag e

[asklostlordeclipse]

Lord Lost, you are a burnt dorito. But i hope you're fine

Doritos boy

#lost lord eclipse #sams au #sun and moon show #sun and moon show au #lord lost

[glitchysquidd]

Good morning dear good sir I hope you ate your vegetables :)

I infact did not

I instead ate doritos

But struggled to taste them, I quite literally burnt off my taste buds on the tip/middle of my tongue.

I can't taste anything there rn.

#i was drinking hot chocolate #yourlocalanon1 asked

[nuggets-and-french-fries]

03

The next morning, Kenzie woke up with a start as the sound of a blender was heard echoing through the entire house. Soon after that, Jeff could be heard shouting all sorts of profanity as he realized he had burnt the chocolate chip pancakes as well as the eggs. Kenzie groaned loudly and snatched the pillow out from under her head and placed it over her face as the shouting and clanging continued. It was way too early for all of this.

Eventually, Kenzie climbed out of bed and begrudgingly trudged into the kitchen only to be greeted with a cheery Jeff.

"Good Morning." He greeted as Kenzie glared at him and sat herself at the breakfast island.

"Too early." Kenzie mumbled, looking at Jeff with slight annoyance.

"Yeah well, I thought I'd make breakfast before we head out for the day." Jeff explained as he plated up the food.

"Make it or burn it?" Kenzie asked as she poked at a piece of somewhat blackened egg. Jeff let out a breath of air and waved his hand at his niece.

"It's not that bad." He replied with a playful pout. Kenzie wasn't convinced though.

"Why aren't you eating it then?" Kenzie sassed with a smirk.

Jeff simply shrugged as he took a drink of the smoothie he had made as well, but he instantly regretted it as the sour and tart flavor attacked his mouth with a vengeance which made Kenzie laugh at his reaction.

"I am so sending this to mom." Kenzie said through her laughs as she took a video of her uncle jumping around as though he was on hot coals, trying to absorb the brutal sour attack.

Jeff grunted at Kenzie in protest but he'd probably do the same thing if he was in Kenzie's position. It was pretty damn funny.

It took a minute before Jeff was able to calm himself and when he was standing still again, Kenzie handed him a cup of water so that he could rinse his mouth out.

"Thanks." Jeff said, before downing the rest of his water. Kenzie nodded and leaned against the counter.

"I'll tell you what, why don't we pick up breakfast and then eat it on the beach. My treat." Kenzie offered and Jeff smiled gratefully.

"I like the sound of that but you save your money. I'll buy it." Jeff countered and Kenzie smiled.

She appreciated all that he went through that morning trying to make breakfast for the both of them but he didn't need to. She was happy to just be spending time with him after being apart for so long.

"I'll go change and I'll meet you outside." Kenzie told Jeff, taking note of the fact that Jeff was already dressed and prepped for the day.

"Ok kiddo but please don't take too long." Jeff said as Kenzie moved away from the counter. She began walking away but then she stopped and turned back around to face Jeff again.

"Oh and don't worry about making breakfast for the rest of the summer, I'll do that." Kenzie said and before Jeff could reply, Kenzie hurried off to get ready.

=

A little while later, Kenzie and Jeff had eaten their breakfast and enjoyed catching up even more as they watched the beach dwellers go about their activities. When they had had their fill of talking and people watching, they headed towards Jeff's bait shop.

The bait shop was a quaint little building and fit in nicely with the other businesses and it was interesting to Kenzie why her uncle wanted to open it rather than the cafe he had told her about when he first moved to Boca.

He told Kenzie that he saw how many food places there were and he saw just how popular they were and decided that he wanted something quieter, so he chose a bait shop since it was mainly all the older people that wanted to fish and do something that wasn't too crazy.

"I can see that." Kenzie said as she snacked on a pack of cool ranch doritos.

"It's a lot nicer and sure beats feeling panicked at how many people are demanding service and telling you that their food is too whatever and so on." Jeff explained. Kenzie nodded and sighed.

"How many people usually come here?" She asked.

"On a good day, probably about-" He started, trying to think of a reasonable number before Kenzie interrupted him.

"You have no idea do you?" She asked. Jeff chuckled and shook his head.

"Not in the slightest Kenz." He replied.

Kenzie was about to reply when the bell above the door opened and someone called out for her uncle.

"Be right out Simon." Jeff called as he set his snacks down on the table.

"I'll be back soon. Feel free to look around some more." Jeff told Kenzie as he stood up and walked out to greet Simon who was looking at the selection of fishing hooks.

"Thanks." She replied but she wasn't sure if Jeff heard her as he had disappeared around the corner.

=

While Jeff was out the front conversing with some customers, Kenzie wandered around the shop checking it out, hoping to find something to do but it was no use, there wasn't much to do. Well, she knew she could help Jeff and restock some shelves but since she didn't really know where things went yet, she decided to return to the room in the back of the shop.

She sat back at the table and pulled out her phone from her bag and it was there that she saw a missed call from Zarah.

Kenzie took a drink of her coke and then pressed Zarah's number to call her back.

"Meet any cute guys yet?" Zarah asked dramatically as she answered the device, making Kenzie burst out laughing.

"I've not been here long enough for that and besides, I'm in a place right now that only old people come to." Kenzie replied and Zarah chuckled.

"I heard that." Jeff called from the front as he grabbed some of the items that needed restocking.

Kenzie pulled the phone from her ear and leaned back in her chair so that she could make sure Jeff  heard her more clearly.

"Sorry." She remarked goofily, making Jeff grumble in response.

"How is your uncle?" Zarah asked and Kenzie shrugged.

"He's good. Pretty much unchanged." She answered and Zarah hummed.

"How's spindles?" Kenzie asked, taking a sip of her soda.

"He's alright. I gave him a couple fresh flowers and now he's cleaning himself." Zarah replied.

"That's good. Thank you for looking after him for me." Kenzie said with a smile.

"You're welcome. It's been fun." Zarah replied before her mother called for her to come downstairs.

"Bummer, gotta go." Zarah announced and Kenzie grunted in annoyance playfully.

"Fine. I'll call you if I find anyone." Kenzie told her friend suggestively and Zarah laughed.

"You're damn right you will. I want every detail bro." She said.

"Bye." Kenzie replied as she and Zarah hung up.

Kenzie smiled to herself. She was glad that her bee was doing well and she was glad that Zarah seemed to be doing well too.

The girl went to put her phone back in her bag when something in a hidden corner of the room caught her eye...surfboards. Kenzie had no idea that her uncle knew how to surf and to her, knowing that Jeff could surf added a whole new level of cool to him.

She had always wanted to learn how to surf but living hours and hours away from the beach made it a little difficult....until now that was.

"Hey, uncle Jeff?" Kenzie called as she walked to the front of the shop in search of him.

"What's up Kenz?" He called back as he restocked the last set of shelves.

"Can you teach me how to surf?" Kenzie asked, full of hope.

Jeff looked at her unsure. He didn't know if Scott and Tracy would appreciate that. He knew that Tracy had always wanted to teach Kenzie to surf and he didn't want to take that from his sister.

"I don't know Kenz. Your mom wanted to teach you." Jeff told her.

"I know but that was two years ago and she's not here." Kenzie said, whining slightly.

"Tell you what, ask your mom tonight when you call her and if she says it's ok, we'll start first thing in the morning." Jeff suggested.

"Or, we could just surprise her and you teach me anyway." Kenzie tried but Jeff wasn't budging on this and Kenzie could see that so she gave Jeff her best and biggest puppy eyes, hoping that they would work in her favor.

"Don't use those things on me." He told her but Kenzie ignored him and kept doing it in the hopes that the puppy eyes would work their magic eventually.

"Kenz, stop. I said talk to your mom first." Jeff said as he walked over to the counter with Kenzie hot on his tail.

"Please? She's not going to find out." She tried one last time but the stern look from Jeff made her stop and huff.

"Fine." Kenzie mumbled, crossing her arms over her chest in defiance.

=

Later that night, Kenzie sat on the little couch in the compact living room in her granny flat picking at the skin around her nails as her mother spoke to her about what she and Scott had done on their first day.

"Alright missy, you've been more interested in your hands which is not normally like you so tell me what's on your mind." Tracy said, feeling irritated at Kenzie's lack of attention.

Kenzie dropped her hand in her lap and sighed.

"Uncle Jeff won't teach me to surf without talking to you first." Kenzie mumbled indignantly.

"Well I appreciate him wanting us to talk about it first but I really don't have any issue with you learning. I know it's something you've been wanting for a while." Tracy told her daughter.

"I told him that but he kept going on about how you wanted to teach me yourself and that he didn't want to hurt your feelings by going behind your back with it." Kenzie replied and Tracy nodded.

"Well I did want to teach you myself but you are at the beach so why not?" Tracy said, just as Jeff knocked on Kenzie's door.

"Just a sec mom." Kenzie said and Tracy smiled.

"Yes?" Kenzie called to Jeff.

The man opened the door and walked in with a plate of food for her. Kenzie looked at him the way she did that morning when she saw the blackened food.

"Don't worry, I didn't cook." Jeff said and Kenzie raised her brows at him and reluctantly took the plate he was holding out to her, not realizing what the plate had on it.

"Oh, it's leftover pizza." Kenzie said happily.

"I may not be able to cook but I can heat things up." He replied to the teen.

"Really Jeffery, pizza?" Tracy said, listening in on Kenzie and Jeff's exchange.

"What? She just got here. We were celebrating our reunion." He told his sister sassily.

"Just make sure she gets proper food as well." Tracy replied.

"Um, does a surf and turf breakfast wrap count as proper food?" Kenzie asked, thinking of the food they had consumed for breakfast.

"Surf and turf wraps for breakfast? Do I really want to know?" Tracy asked in reply.

"Oh that reminds me, I have a video to send you. It will explain the breakfast choice." Kenzie said as she placed her plate on the coffee table so that she could send the clip to her mom.

Almost instantly, Tracy got it and watched while Kenzie waited for her reaction and Jeff cringed at the thought of how stupid he looked jumping around like an idiot standing in a prickle patch with no shoes on.

"Good grief Jeffery." Tracy said through her laughter.

"Yeah yeah." He replied with an eyeroll.

Tracy's laughter continued for a few minutes before it died down and she could speak coherently again.

"So Jeff, Kenzie told me about the surfing thing." Tracy said.

Jeff looked at Kenzie who smiled goofily at him.

"You told me to talk to her about it and I did." Kenzie told him. He couldn't argue with that, he did tell her to talk to her mom and it was now clear that she had done just that..

"Good, I'm glad, but did she tell you she tried using those puppy eyes on me after I told her no?" Jeff asked.

"Kenzie, you know better than that." Tracy reprimanded and Kenzie's shoulders dropped while her eyes looked at her lap.

"I really wanted him to say yes though." Kenzie tried to defend but Tracy wasn't having it.

"I feel like I should say no now." The mother said and Kenzie's eyes shot back to the camera in pleading.

"Oh come on, that's not fair." Kenzie whined.

Jeff and Tracy looked at each other

"Come on sis, ease up. It's not that big of a deal." He told Tracy.

"Alright, fine. You can teach her but please send her back to me in one piece." Tracy teased. Kenzie beamed at this and Jeff let out a chuckle at his niece's reaction.

"Thanks mom, you're the best." Kenzie said before she and Jeff said their goodbyes to Tracy and Scott so that they could all get some well earned rest.

=

'My trusty journal friend,

I'm going to learn to surf......I'm beyond excited!

Ok, bye.

P.S: Even though I gave him a hard time today, uncle Jeff is still the cool uncle I remember.'

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[chimpanzeedotcom]

Chillin with the real burnt face half life model eating a big bag of Doritos with mild salsa