#bullshit is my second name

[kamerlort]

dropping some chris/zach doodles before i go to work based on screenshots and funny texts i’ve found online.. they are my faves srry NOT SRRY ..!!! random thoughts i have about them are posted below cut 😇🙈😋🫶 ask to tag if needed

some headcanons for them that i think are funny and true:

- zach has had an obsessive crush on chris since childhood and it obviously becomes a billion times worse when they’re adults.. he hates it because he knows his crush will never go away EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!!

- chris is completely oblivious to zach’s flirting/failed attempts at being nice. he just thinks zach is being his typical self (cringe and fail) so he thinks nothing of it

- everyone on the tortuga knows about zach’s crush except the bros.. when martin finds out (before chris does) he uses his creature power suit to transform into a bear and he mauls zach 🫶🫶🫶 love wins

#wild kratts #chris kratt #zach varmitech #chris/zach #i think chrizach is ship name but idk #also yeah srry i believe more in one-sided chris/zach than requited chris/zach LOLLLL #i think chris would warm up eventually. he would tolerate certain bullshit but only if zach retired from villainy for good 😢 #second panel chris might be my fave chris i’ve ever drawn i love it when he looks sassy 💁‍♂️

[xunkun]

guys please rei uses ore for his personal pronouns in fiery scream

he doesn't really refer to himself in his first solo, but it's already common knowledge that his first solo wasn't truly a song meant to express the real rei

for fiery scream, it's all about him acknowledging his true self and about how far he's come and his growth

the fact he's not really stressing his vampire/old man persona in the song is showing him stepping out of the mask he made for himself.

this is rei, this is him, this solo. i feel like he wrote for himself. it sounds like a confession in ways. a confession to himself and the world. it sounds like the letters you would write to your past and future self. it sounds so geniune.

and it sounds like its for the rest of undead BECAUSE THEYRE SO SO IMPORTANT TO HIM undead is literally the key I CANT KEEP MY SENTENCES COMPLETE. UNDEAD. REI. IMPORTANT. SO IMPORTANT. 重要. FIERY SCREAM這首歌是零給UNDEAD的報恩之類。不是"歌"，而是他唱出的感情與意思。是零的誠意 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

#sorry i started speaking chinese for a second?? #enstars #rei sakuma #vex pleads the 19th article of udhr #i blacked out and this was in my drafts #note that if you need to put the chinese bullshit into google translate: “zero” or “零” in this case = rei's name #turns literally into the #meaning “zero” as in none/nothing #i think everyone knows though #it might come out weird in google translate

[sequentialprophet]

tfw you wanna talk about that guy you're obsessed with but you also regret being perceived

#AEW #Daniel Garcia #Matt Menard #BACK ON MY BULLSHIT #cannot keep Bryan's name outta his mouth for longer than ten seconds at a time #Danny you are killing me #Bryan Danielson

[lovl3igh]

"we needed her, we needed her army, her dragons" immadietaly followed by "i don't need many allies" must be the stupidest thing d&d put in arya's mouth through the whole series right after "i know the killer when i see one"

#like literally she just admitted they wouldn't survive without allies and in the next second she pulls cersei's “nah i changed my mind” #istg if not for sansa jon tyrion and cersei she would easily won with the stupidest lines in s8 #“ik a killer when i see one” bitch we just saw dany burning the whole kl down #i'm pretty confident we all here know killer when we see that #and anyway didn't you make a pie out of people?? #damn d&d making arya a moral compass after she slaughter how many people #i didn’t name my cat after her for that bullshit #arya stark #anti arya stark #anti s8 arya #game of thrones #game of thrones season 8 #anti game of thrones #anti game of thrones s8 #anti d&d #daenerys targaryen #asoiaf

[kidrest]

People who saw 'dead poets society', have you emotionally recovered? Because I can already tell I will never.

#random bullshit is my second name #dead poets society

[thefallenangelsgang]

15 Lines Challenge

Rules: Share 15 or fewer lines of dialogue from an OC, ideally lines that capture their character/personality/vibe. Bonus points for just using the dialogue without other details about the scene, but you’re free to include those as well. @fablewritesnonsense strikes again! As always, no pressure, I just really admire these lovely folk's work: @helena-bug @just-another-wasteland-merc @roystory4 @druidgroves @heylittleriotact

(I'm going to be completely honest, I'm working of off 5 incomplete scenes if I just do BG3, so I'm also going to throw in some By Any Other Name quotes. It's technically the same character from a different story. The backstories vary a little but I'm confident the character is still there. By Any Other Name quotes are marked with an asterisk * at the end)

Wynleth Reiden

“Lathander isn’t going to strike me down if I don’t stop and kneel."

“Are you stupid?”

“Of course I’m not going to kill you!”

“And I’m still not sure you are actually what I think you are or just some freak with filed teeth and a biting kink!”

“My faith is entirely a different matter.”

“I am going to drown myself in the Chionthar.”

“It is precisely because you are a depraved beast that you get the juiciest gossip.”

“Yes, good sex!”

“I was married, he died… fifty-four years ago come Mirtul?”

“I- I think I need to be alone for a bit. I need to pray. I need to do something or I’m going to fall apart.”

“Is that why I took up the role of a garden water feature when I tried to dominate it?"

“Becoming a Paladin, beginning a life in politics, was how I could take control back. I never had a connection to Lathander like you did. I didn’t find him when I lost. He was never there for me in my darkest moments. He was forced upon me because it was expected . He inundates every single one of the worst moments in my life. Because of them .” *

"Here, every second of every day is focused on the words and what they mean and it's been like that for centuries. We are like an ouroboros. The dogma is causing us to consume ourselves.” *

"You are a soldier with faith, I am a priest sent to war. They are entirely different things.” *

"I have Saints, Martyrs, Prophets, all manner of Holy Persons in my family line. I was supposed to follow in their footsteps. But I didn’t. Not totally.” *

If you would like to see more of my writing (or some of the incomplete scenes these are pulled from) check out my tag on my account #Jericho Writes

If you are a Legends of Avantris and Edge of Midnight fan, By Any Other Name is a published oneshot about the Chapter 17 memory ritual you can find on my Ao3!

#number 4 has got to be one of my favorite lines I've ever written #It's also not subtle who she is talking to lmao #At least half of the BG3 lines are pulled from conversations with Astarion lmao #hes the only one I'm 100% confident I have the character voice down pat for #Karlach is in second place #I really need to improve on everyone else #I could probably bullshit my way through The Emperor #the additions I made to his canon lines fit pretty nicely #But I have a feeling as that scene goes on I'm gonna get lost #Anyways peep the line from the sex talk (number 8) #Astarion accuses her of never having good sex which... fair #But the girl was married for 50 years in a long distance relationship #to a sailor of all people #She might not be overly interested in sex but your lying to yourself if you think that shit wasn't wild #Almost all of the By Any Other Name lines are Wynleth arguing with Marius cause that was the conceit of the whole Oneshot for me #Them finally fighting out their differences about faith #MMMMMM Wynleth is how I deal with my religious trauma if you can't tell #tag game #legends of avantris #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #loa #edge of midnight #eom #Jericho Writes

[stellarsightz]

What is the flavor of fear?

Sublime, my Brother.

(Alternate version under the cut)

#murder cult almost got wiped out. but we stay silly :3 #no hes not bald. yes he has hair. i was just too lazy to draw it #anyways. new art experiment featuring my altmeri listener called lynwalynn from my second skyrim playthrough #(no i havent finished playing it lol) #he and his twin sister used to be part of dark brotherhood in cyrodiil before the unrest. fled the country. got separated #lynn did some crazy sidequesting and became the archmage of winterhold. got bored so he joined the thieves guild. became a nigthingale #banged brynjolf. got into an argument w him and had a messy breakup. left the guild bc things got really awkward w bryn #eventually re-joined the dark brotherhood and became the listener. and now hes just chilling and doing illegal shit w cicero by his side :) #he and his sister (named baltana; my first skyrim babygirl) accidentally reunite and catch up. he discovers that his sister also #did some crazy sidequesting on her own and that shes the dragonborn the vampireslayer of dawnguard and used to be the harbinger #of companions (but left bc she fucking hated their racist nordic supremacy bullshit) #yes he is fucked up yes hes almost like any other listener you can find on ao3 i dont care #i made a self-sacrificing almighty hero on my first playthrough and thought it was bland as fuck so i just said #yknow what. how about i made the wettest most pathetic nasty fucked up guy instead. AND they split the titles bc theres no way only #one person can do all of those things. like i get it but i think its just. boring if you're the all-powerful big strong good guy #skyrim tes #the elder scrolls #dark brotherhood #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #long tags #oc: lynwallyn

[anotherpapercut]

when I was in 8th grade I had the same teacher for physics and geometry and he was like one of those dudes who always wanted to be one of the cool kids but never was so now he got to be the cool teacher that all the cool kids loved so he would like straight up bully the weird kids (me and my friends lol ✌️) and I thought it was wack as hell that a grown ass man was calling my friend, a 13 year old girl, stupid in front of the whole class for asking a fucking question so I constantly told him to back off and would get in full on screaming matches with the man about why he was not allowed to treat us like that (at one point I basically told him that if he ever made my friend cry again I would not rest until his teaching license was revoked lol) and it got to the point where he was like. actually for real beefing with me during class and in the hallways when he saw me and sometimes after school

anyway I just wanna say first of all fuck you Mr. Glasson, second of all what kind of like 28 y/o man has a fr beef with a fucking 13 year old. I literally wore a cloak to school. he was having beef with a child with pink hair, in a cloak. can you fucking imagine jsbdksbdndmdbnd

#one time i was early for class and i was in like the advanced program so most of us had the majority of our core clases together #so we were all talking abt the history honework due later today and i told my friend that i had made drawings for my answers #and showed her and my other friends and then my other classmates wanted to see so they were like passing it around #then like literally the second the bell rang‚ right as it was being handed back to me to be put away‚ he snatched it out of my fucking hand #and ripped part of it and crumpled it up and threw it in the fucking trash! #and fucking said 'class has started no other work is allowed' #which was bullshit because he used to help the jocky kids with their fucking other classes homework during class so fuck him #anyway i was really upset because i had worked really hard on it and i was afraid i would get a 0 on the assignment #then after class this kid that was one of the cool kids who had like never talked to me in any sort of kind way before #walked up to me and gave me the assignment back #he had dug it out of the trash (glasson actually made sure to put it under food that was in there :)) #and hed wiped it off and smoothed it out and taped it back together #and he couldnt really meet my eyes but as he handed it to me he said 'im sorry. that was really messed up. you didnt deserve that' and left #it still stands out to me as an unbelievably kind gesture #shout out to horned (his last name) #oh and another time id finished literally all my class work and my homework and id helped my friend finish hers #and there was like 20 minutes of class left to i decided to practice my circular gallifreyan and the mother fucker did the exact same thing #bitch what did you want me to do? i completed my work and then did your fucking job for you and helped my friends #should i have stared at a wall???? #FUCK you mr glasson i hope ur wife left u #also i stole his personal copy of his favorite book AND a textbook AND a graphing calculator #bc he told us once he had to pay for them out of his own pocket and they were really expensive ❤️ #i also did manage to kick him in the shin once and stomp on his foot another time without getting in trouble #amd i always wondered why he didnt have me suspended #but now im p sure it was to cover his own ass because he had 2 classes of witnesses who'd seen him say nasty shit to me #as well as an entire hallway of teachers who once heard us fucking screaming at each other #that was the time i threatened to get his license revoked ❤️❤️

[lynxgirlpaws]

I wasted all day waiting for a chance to record, seethed and malded for like 40 minutes, and am now finally recording.... And someone is Loud Talking on the phone in the kitchen and it's so loud in fact that it comes up in recordings so I have to wait [and even when it quiets down, I am extremely uncomfortable doing girlvoice talking to myself when someone is not only here, but also in a conversation next to me]

I am so, so normal at the moment

#avierant #i am only so stressed about deadlines because of my father's bullshit anyways #i have to get a job by april #[if you count the 10+ hours a day i spend editing or recording as a job - then a second] #because he believes i do not have skills such as... show up on time. or do task when asked #so i have quite literally like four weeks left to 'make it' on youtube before it's basically ripped out from underneath me #and i have such a fucking normal amount of stress about it #not to mention my general self hatey pessimitic stupid bitch outlook #someone should kick me in the ribs and call me names until i pass out for a week i think that'd fix me

[depressedzelda]

we love when cramps start when you're sleeping so by the time you wake up from the pain it is tooooo late arr eye pee o7

#i have been floorbound for the last 2 hours lord help this advil enter my bloodstream faster 🙏 #i always forget how bad it can get for me if i dont nip it the very second there is a suggestion for pain #like idk abt anybidy else but i cant move lol. literally dragging myself around on the floor between waves #i said it before ill say it again periods are the dumbest fckin evolutionary bullshit ever #how in gods name are we supposed to survive this shite in the wild bro

[just-a-cinnamon-bun]

I just got a Taco Bell ad that was a full minute long and it was unskippable.

Taco Bell, you make me want to set myself ablaze.

#Taco Bell #from a marketing perspective the ad itself wasn’t even good #it was such a bland nothing ad #definitely relied too heavily on the last 3 seconds where the brand name is revealed #beyond that #it’s obviously bullshit to have an unskippable ad of that length on YouTube #on the off chance I’m watching cable at my family’s house I don’t care about commercials #but on YouTube??? #you get 30 seconds match and if I can’t skip in the first 15 seconds I’m pissed #anyway stupid rant

[pirate-poet]

so in the fic im still working on ive been calling Gaider’s Mourn pirates ‘Mourners,’ but i think that’s something i made up? bc i can’t find any trace of it on the wiki/in the files ive read so im chalking this up next to Dawnstruck as a neath omiism

#omi is my name for reference #still dont have a tag for this bullshit #dawnstruck is in one of my hc fics which i honestly like as a term #i think the canon word is dawn-burnt? or something? i dunno #the fic is IN PROGRESS #im about 30 pages in to the second draft #after that its editing and im DONE and READY TO POST

[sixstepsaway]

#i'm tired #it's been thirty seconds #just block me that's all it takes #block me on tumblr #block my name and or the tag meta on ao3 #this was a request #i'm archiving because it was a request #i posted four things because i didnt want to clog the search #also this was on the ed meta not on the izzy meta so ffs #me: contributes to fandom with thoughts and analysis #this person: it's frustrating to scroll past all your stuff #like this is how fandom works? we all add to it? if we didnt all add to it there'd be nothing in it #that's how fandom works #i do not enjoy THIS part of modern fandom #i do not enjoy it at all #(if the anon who requested i post sees this please dont feel bad (i know i would) and dont worry i plan to finish posting my frustrating #metas on ao3) #also my bullshit is fully baked thanks #i spend hours on it

[apathyfairy]

i spent 3 months watching gilmore girls and i finally finished it and a year in the life and then netflix is like hmm what should we recommend... gilmore girls season 1 episode 1 is starting in 3 seconds

#against my better judgement i watched a year in the life again and it was so much worse the second time. i only watched it when it first #came out and then forgot everything that happened because it was so bad it didnt even have to be that bad but it was so bad. #like this might be an unpopular opinion but god whenever they reboot shows or do like a reunion the magic from the original is just gone #that came out wrong i dont mean the original show loses it's magic but that the reboot is missing the thing that made the original special #like ok spoilers and also unpopular opinions but there was just like no chemistry between any of the cast anymore IMO. imo dont come for me #i have no idea what the actors were doing or what they had to move around to make cameos or whatever but just imo alexis was like on another #planet i have no idea why rory was like that. it was just so. routine and expected ? like they were acting how we would expect them to act #but it was just so insincere? i guess is the word #like season 7 sucked and we all know it but god season 7 was better than a year in the life in retrospect #the ONLY good thing about a year in the life is emilys story like good for her finally living her own life and finding what she loves #that makes sense and that all adds up like love that for her. #im biased because ive been a jess girl since i was 8 but jess. fantastic. sucks that he's still in love with rory but hes doing great fine #lane deserved more than that that was bullshit that she was there for 5 minutes and sookie too like #from what i remember melissa mccarthy couldnt be in it or didnt want to or i dont know but i didnt like that they essentially made sookie #abandon jackson and her kids idk. #christopher i dont care about but PARIS deserved more as well #dont get me started on the wild plot omg. #but that's another thing that ruins the reboots is they just try to add such topical references and it just ages so badly imo #and anyway im just so confused. rory is still sleeping with logan but she has a boyfriend whose name she cant remember but also #she's having one night stands at comic con ? #all for the show to end with SPOILER her saying she's pregnant ? #? ? ? #? #ok. #like. they ruined her character a long time ago but they just completely gave up in this. #lorelai is lorelai i expected nothing else so it was boring i just. think this was the wrong show to do a reunion with i dont know. #i didnt watch it but i think the friends thing is the best way to go where they dont make new episodes but just bring the cast back together #like it was so much better with us all just imagining luke and lorelai got married and had another kid and rory went on to be a journalist #and that was that but here we are

[dmclemblems]

it’s halfway past 2022 and we still have idiots who insert their ship hate into people’s ship keywords and then go “dimitri and claude are distant cousins and it makes me uncomfortable”

lmfao bro do you have any idea how blood or ancestry works bc this ain’t it

update: found another idiot who thinks “most sources” saying “their related” (yeah, they rly tried to argue about misinformation being spread while saying “their related”) automatically means incest!

newsflash: incest is not a romantic relationship between two people who had a common ancestor 300 years ago. “it was only ten generations ago” is ten generations of thinned blood to the point it literally doesn’t matter anymore, and even less between two guys if “incest babies” is what ppl are worried abt.

also, let’s not forget the fact that this was written in a presumed time period where people died young (which they do anyway in FE), often because of things like war and illness. there were probably more than ten sets of genetics passed on. 300 years = ten generations does not equal ten exactly perfect set amount of genetics being passed down.

#imagine trying to put your hate into people's search keyword(s) or tag(s) #and you can't even argue against it with correct information #you just go oh it makes my stomach turn but the reason you provide for that is not even logical #and is factually false. like. bro. grow a brain before you argue against something first of all #second of all get your filthy vent hate out of people's ship areas why are people so SHITTY #oh boo hoo someone had a distant ancestor 300 years ago so they are banned from a romantic relationship with someone #who was born 300 years after their ancestor #like do you know how many people would be related if that shit even remotely mattered? do you? #do you realize how many people would be related if you thought about every single marriage #every single child every single sibling every step/half relation in that 300 years? #literally fuck off with your bullshit hate that can't even stand up on its own. ppl search for ships to see content #not to see literal idiot assholes go into their spaces which should be a fun space for them #and post their literal shit takes in there. literally started blocking every single person who liked that post #and ngl it's pathetic how many ppl lately have been tagging their hate since Hopes came out #the amount of ppl I've blocked recently has increased tenfold and it's fucking ridiculous #the world is stressful enough why do you gotta go into people's safe spaces and unload your hateful bullshit on us there too??? #y'all wouldn't like it if someone did that to you but you sit around doing it to other ppl. real fuckin' nice bud #yes i am angry at this point lol this is umpteenth time i've tried to look for new content and found someone #putting their hate there instead like no you're not just venting you're putting the full name of a ship in your post #which is going to show up in that ship's searches and yet you didn't even censor it so that it would not show up there #so instead of doing the respectful thing to actually vent on a website that would pick up a keyword #they just don't bother and uwu it makes me uncomfortable that two ppl had an ancestor 300 whole ass years ago uwu #pity my discomfort uwu #bitch if a fictional ship makes your stomach turn and it's that bad you need literal HELP. OFF the internet #last time I was that uncomfortable with a fictional ship I literally needed HELP and wasn't in a good mental state #at least I didn't post my hate for it in anyone's safe spaces. assholes are so fckn tiringgggg #get your ''uncomfortable'' snowflake ass out of people's safe spaces with your illogical hate #also no dw anyone following me it's not you guys lol #DCB Comments

[ladyinshiningarmor]

i keep seeing all these posts and ads about voting meanwhile i'm trying to navigate a difficult grad school schedule + living in two different places + changing my name this year bc i got married :) :) :)

#leave me alone!! #i'm trying my best but no promises will be made!!!!! #i have to hope i can vote early on friday bc i happen to be virtual so i'll be home which is over an hour from school #and where they can fix my name based on my license bc apparently this never got fixed?? #the amount of bureaucratic bullshit that the second half of 2022 has thrown me i swear