#bucky didn't want the braincell but they can't both be stupid or nothing would get done

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I love how Steve is supposed to be a tactical genius but we all know when it comes to common sense he’s stupid as shit. Like he can run a near-flawless mission or come up with a workable battle plan on the fly but also when he and Bucky are near each other suddenly Bucky is expected to have the braincell?

Steve, staring at the ceiling in bed: so if I sprint to the donut shop I can probably -

Bucky, half-asleep: Steve it’s three in the goddamn morning shut up and go to sleep

Steve: but Bucky the donuts

Bucky: it’s three am, the shop is definitely closed

Steve: but if I -

Bucky: I will sew your clothes to the sheets with you still in them, don’t test me

Steve: but -

Bucky: I said don’t test me

(Sam and Bucky Part 2 here)

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #or platonic #either's fine #captain america #winter soldier #mcu #mcu shitpost #steve rogers got the smarts but not the braincell #bucky didn't want the braincell but they can't both be stupid or nothing would get done