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What type of music would the counselors listen to?

I know some of my mutuals have answered this question before and I'm sure my headcanons will be influenced by theirs, AND I'm also significantly older than the counselors so they're probably listening to gen z stuff my late millennial ass doesn't even know about but here goes nothing!

Laura So much SIØBHAN! Just kidding. Laura feels like two completely different characters in the game so I have a hard time deciding what I think spunky but straight-laced, ‘this is my first cop,’ over-achieving pre-vet student Laura Kearney would listen to vs badass avenging murder spree Laura Kearney (but maybe she always had that inside her). Part of me wants to say, like, 80’s pop (Prince, Blondie, Tiffany, Michael Jackson, Pat Benetar, etc.) and part of me wants to put her in the hard rock/metal zone with Ryan. Maybe she’s a bit of both.

Max I believe it was Addie (@insertlovelyperson) who said Max would listen to country music where women murder their cheating or abusive husbands. That tracks to me. Maybe it's the use of Alma Cogan's version of 'Fly Me to the Moon' in the game, but I also tend to associate him with crooner type singers of the 40's and 50's (Frank Sinatra, Perry Como, Dean Martin, etc), which is what I said he'd choose for karaoke. And because of this fanart I have no choice but to HC him as a major Ariana Grande fan, he's probably the one who chose the music for the drive to camp. So. Max has range.

Abi is the K-Pop/J-Pop stan to me but I know so little about that music beyond the crossover bands like BTS that I can't speak to it a whole lot. I think she'd also like some emo, pop-punk and moodier alt/pop. Avril Lavigne, Paramore, Melanie Martinez, Florence and the Machine, Metric, Lorde, Halsey, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers/boygenius, etc. I feel like she's really into female fronted bands for some reason.

Jacob likes pretty much whatever is on the radio. He's a top 40 guy and has no shame about his enjoyment of Ed Sheeran and Justin Beiber, or about ugly crying to Taylor Swift and Coldplay. He rarely listens closely to the actual lyrics (and often gets them humorously wrong), he just goes on vibes. He discovers half the music he listens to via TikTok (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Emma is a theater kid through and through and loves broadway musicals. She goes through phases with each popular one. She's had a Waitress phase, a Mamma Mia phase, a Wicked phase, and a Hamilton phase, of course, and now she's into Mean Girls, Heathers, and Hadestown. Beyond that, I think she'd be a dedicated Swiftie, big Adele fan, and a lover of Britney Spears's entire body of work from the 90's through today.

Nick probably listens to stoner bro music. Like jam bands and psychedelic rock and stuff. He probably likes Dave Matthews Band and the Grateful Dead/Dark Star Orchestra, Sublime, Widespread Panic, Tame Impala, and O.A.R. Googling jam bands to remind myself which ones exist led me to the knowledge that there's an Australian psychedelic rock band called King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard and that name is so bonkers that I've decided without listening to more than a few bars that it has to be Nick's favorite band.

Ryan is a little bit emo and a little bit goth and a little bit old school punk. He needs music that's loud and moody to help sort out his feelings about life and drown out all the excess noise inside his head. He's into metal, the harder side of emo/screamo, goth rock, hard rock, punk, and post-punk. He definitely listens to Nightwish, GOJIRA, Mastodon, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Rage Against the Machine, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Deftones, Thursday, Alkaline Trio, My Chemical Romance, AFI, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Ramones, etc. He doesn't hate more accessible pop and rock music, but the closest he gets to choosing it for himself is probably something like The Cure or The Smashing Pumpkins or Depeche Mode, maybe some of the creepier Weeknd songs and Muse tracks too heavy to go on the Twilight soundtracks. He and Abi listen to Babymetal together.

Kaitlyn classic rock and 90's alternative. This girl likes the Stones more than the Beatles, though she'll listen to both. Led Zeppelin, Joan Jett, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Black Sabbath, the occasional hair band. She especially loves the 90's girl rockers like Alanis Morisette, Garbage, Hole, Veruca Salt, and No Doubt (Kaitlyn can't believe Gwen Stefani is married to pop-country dork Blake Shelton who sings that song about being your honey bee, because Gwen used to be so cool [I'm definitely not projecting]). I feel like she'd also love Bikini Kill and Sleater Kinney, Le Tigre, and The Donnas.

Dylan is the Music Guy ™ (and my personal bias/url namesake), so I've admittedly thought about his musical tastes more than most of the others'. The official Quarry website mentions his 'deep musical knowledge' and I imagine he has pretty broad views on what constitutes good music. He's got kind of a vintage vibe to him, maybe it's the reproduction band shirt from 1988, or the fact that he's into analog technology, or both, but I've noticed he's often depicted playing Queen or Bowie or something of that era in fics, which I think is realistic. This kid goes to the used record store and just buys whatever looks cool.

Fun Fact: According to the datamine, the chapters originally had literary or musical quotes at the beginning of each, and Chapter 5: White Noise (the radio hut chapter) was originally headed by the opening lyrics from Queen's 'Radio Ga Ga':

He's also the only character we see play music in canon, so we know he likes... songs from random compilation albums with inexpensive royalties. XD Just kidding, but these are the diegetic (in-universe) songs we get to hear from Dylan's playlist at the bonfire party:

All pop music of varying subtypes, so we know he appreciates a well-crafted pop song. I honestly am a fan of all of these. I think Dylan genuinely listens to everything but he seems like the type to especially like alt and indie pop, classic rock, garage rock, a bit of the more melodic side of punk, emo, and pop-punk, new wave, synth pop, electronic, and a little bit of hip hop that’s sufficiently nerdy white boy friendly (probably Beastie Boys, Run the Jewels, Post Malone, emo rap like Blackbear, etc). I also tend to gravitate towards early-mid aughts indie for him, like MGMT, Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, OK Go, LCD Soundsystem, etc. Just seems to match his vibe. I think he'd really like BØRNS, Hozier, COIN, Mitski, and K.Flay and probably have a fair amount of overlap with Ryan's more melodic picks (MCR, Muse, The Cure, etc). Dylan probably hates Morrissey but begrudgingly loves The Smiths and definitely cranks up The Killers in his car. He’s also listening to bands right now that you’ve never heard of but will be huge in a couple years. He can probably tell you the difference between subgenres like chillwave, dream pop, and shoegaze but don’t ask me about it because I have no fucking clue.

Since we’re on the subject, here’s my absurdly long and ever-growing Rylan/Radioheads playlist because I have a problem.

And my Sweet Summer Jams playlist, that’s just a bunch of random songs I think would be clean enough to play at a summer camp as long as the kids/your boss don’t ask too many questions.

#the quarry #I just really love music okay #one of the many reasons I relate so much to Dylan #I don't actually listen to every artist mentioned but... a lot of them yes #I spent way too long on this #hacketteer headcanons #Hackett’s quarry radio hut #dylan lenivy #ryan erzahler #kaitlyn ka #abigail blyg #jacob custos #emma mountebank #laura kearney #max brinly #nick furcillo #ask bunny #hello beautiful anon #bunny blathers

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please double check any warnings made by the author!

long way home - @sparklingchim | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> dilf!jk x female bff!reader

sum. “jungkook's life makes an 180 degree turn when he's suddenly a single dad and while you're trying to help him come accustomed to the new circumstances, your long-standing friendship takes new turns as well.„

carved - @sailoryooons | 💔💋🩸✍🏻❌

pairing -> demon!jk x female angel!reader

sum. “Hundreds of years after the Underworld wins the war, Vaesen - demon kind - rule the Realms. The Vanir - creatures of light and the Heavens - are hunted and enslaved by Vaesen. When the demon prince Jungkook is given one of the Carved - angels who have been stripped of their wings - he has no idea what to do with you. You, however, have plans you are determined to see through. Even if it means death in the end.„

red light - @kookieswan | 💔🤍💋🩸✍🏻❌

pairing -> nightmare!hoseok x female psychologist!reader

sum. “Fresh out of school with your psychology license, you would have never guessed your first job would be to take care of those who hide in the dark… The Nightmares.„

just friends - @kinktae | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> childhood best-friend!jk x f!reader

sum. “The transition from best friends to best friends with benefits is never easy, especially when there’s a daddy kink involved.„

color me in - @taegularities | 💔🤍💋✍🏻❌

pairing -> artist/fuckboy!jk x f!reader

sum. “Jungkook’s door only opens for you when there’s a barter: a trade of lust and haze. But today you knock for something more, as intriguing as it is frightening – and you hope it doesn’t close his door forever.„

all i want - @sxtaep | 🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> fuckboy!jk x textbook nerd female!reader

sum. “you fall into the temptation of fucking your best friend, aka the biggest fuckboy on campus.„

the a-listers - @httpknjoon | 💔🤍🤣✍🏻❌

pairing -> actor!jin x famous female!reader

sum. “Meet Y/N and Jin, two of Hollywood's hottest celebrities and couple— or are they? Media and fans have been wanting to hear a confirmation for years now. But you two are always good at confusing everyone. Watch as everyone else play this guessing game of what's the relationship between Y/N and Jin.„

an abundance of luck & a sprinkle of fate - @borathae | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> ceo!jk x female sex worker!reader

sum. “When two souls with different reasons for why life has broken them find each other, it takes an abundance of luck and a sprinkle of fate to make them see that maybe healing together isn’t as bad as it sounds.„

feels like home - @btsrunmylife | 💔🤍🤣📱✍🏻❌

pairing -> a/b/o!bts x beta female!reader

sum. “Emotional Support Werewolves. You never thought you’d hear those words in the same sentence. As a beta yourself, it should be insulting. It would be if it weren’t for the fact the Bangtan pack provides these services to other werewolves separated from their packs. Your refusal to take advantage of such services only lasts until one difficult night in particular, where being separated from your parents’ pack is too hard to handle on your own. Who knew your roommate’s insistence would eventually win you over?„

thirty-five - @bangtansmauyeondan | 💔🤍💋🤣📱✍🏻❌

pairing -> in-studio director!jk x female stage director!reader

sum. “It has always been the battle of the best between you and your college rival, Jungkook. What happens when years later, you cross paths again working for the same broadcasting network company, and the competitive flame is rekindled? Well, a whole new drunken bet that determines your futures wasn’t in your line of vision, but here you are… and you have until 35.„

camp bangtan - @eoieopda | 🤍💋🤣✍🏻 [DISCONTINUED]

pairing -> camp counselor!jk x female camp counselor!reader

sum. “After a successful first season, Camp Bangtan is back open for the summer - and this time, it's co-ed! Surely, seasoned counselor Jungkook can promote healthy competition amongst the campers without antagonizing his new co-counselor - right?„

risqué - @mercurygguk | 💔🤍💋✍🏻❌

pairing -> older!jk x younger female!reader

sum. “in which jungkook becomes involved with his boss’ daughter, who’s 10 years younger than him, despite knowing he shouldn’t. however, no matter how hard he tries, he’s unable to stay away. eventually feelings get in the way and so does jungkook’s subconscious, making it difficult for him to decipher if he should give into his lust and feelings or walk the other way before anyone gets hurt.

what started out as a one-time-thing to get the tension out of their systems ended up being a whirlwind of confusing feelings, doing the right thing and letting themselves fall in love despite the odds that are against them.„

our time - @taestefully-in-luv | 💔🤍💋✍🏻❌

pairing -> detective!jk x amnesiac graphic designer!reader (side pairing for seokjin x reader)

sum. “After an accident and being in a coma for three months, you finally wake. But the last nine years of your life have been completely erased. You rely on none other than your best friend, Jungkook, to help regain your memories and yourself. But what happens when the truth of your missing time starts unraveling and it isn’t all it’s made out to be?„

art of the soul - @jvngkook97 | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> artist!jk x female model!reader

sum. “this concept came to me from an artist koo compilation on YouTube that had me daydreaming on some “what if’s”. more specifically, ‘what if Jungkook used your body as a canvas’ and it was really soft and cute and then I realized I needed this in my life and maybe you do too so here you go!” no actual summary, author’s note for first chapter

the iron ring - @haliiimede | 💔🤍💋🩸✍🏻✅

pairing -> fae prince!Jimin x human female!reader

sum. “After finding a mysterious ring while cleaning out your late grandmother’s attic, you receive the unlikeliest of visitors: a fae prince who claims you have something that belongs to him. Discovering the fairytales your grandmother told you are true is the least of your problems when you’re taken to a world dangerous and unfamiliar.„

gym bunny - @bebejungkook | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> muscle pig!jk x shy chubby female!reader

sum. “After being tired of feeling insecure you decided to take your friends advice and hit the gym. The only problem is you don’t know what to do, but luckily the very muscular and scary guy next to you offered to teach you a couple things. He just also happens to be the sweetest man you’ve ever met and not scary at all. You catch yourself falling in love with him on your journey of self love, but old insecurities stop you from doing anything about it.„

paradise - @sunshinerainbowsbts | 💔🤍💋✍🏻❌

pairing -> stripper!jk x financial analyst!f!reader

sum. “That sexy man on stage - the one currently giving your friend the lap dance of her LIFE - is your super shy neighbor, Jeon Jungkook?!„

swing - @shina913 | 💔🤍💋✍🏻❌

pairing -> rower!jin x student! f! reader

sum. “You and Jin have been friends for years. You’ve been in sync in almost every aspect of your lives–even scoring full-ride scholarships to the same university! You, based on academics and him, in athletics. Although you both said that your friendship would remain the same, changes were inevitable. You grew apart and watched your friendship wither until it was all but a distant memory. When you reach your senior year, he finds out that his scholarship is on the line and you are the only person he can turn to for help. Will you come to his aid for old time's sake?„

idealizations concerning real life relations - @venusiangguk | 💔💋✅

pairing -> fuckboy!jk x literature student!f!reader

sum. “jungkook loves to be loved, but he doesn’t love in return.„

perilla leaves - @onlyswan | 🤍🤣✅

pairing -> idol!jk x f!reader

sum. “in which jungkook is team not okay for the perilla leaf debate.„

real or not real - @nmjoo-n | 💔💋✅

pairing -> fashion designer!hoseok x female student!reader

sum. “‘you’ve been begging to get fucked since the moment you walked through that door, beautiful. real or not real?’ or; hoseok respectfully couldn’t give less of a fuck what your father thought of him. he wouldn’t stay away from you.„

what if i love you too much? - @taleasnewastime | 💔🤍💋✅

pairing -> jungkook x single mom!reader

sum. “Jungkook. It’s only a name you learn after your son kicks his ball over the fence. Before that you only knew him as the hot new neighbour who mows his lawn topless. And though you have no intention of getting to know him anymore than that, inevitably you do. You don’t necessarily fall, it’s too slow for that, but you definitely develop feelings you don’t intend to feel. Because you know men like him, and you know that whatever you’re feeling, he’s probably not feeling the same. All the same, however hard you try, you can’t help yourself.„

stretch you out - @chateautae | 🤍💋✅

pairing -> gym employee!jk x f!reader x gym employee!joon

sum. “you have a plan for your crappy, diabolical ex who’s set on ruining your life; making him jealous by snagging a raunchy photo with two hot employees at the gym. what you didn’t have a plan for? befriending the mischievous pair to aid in your revenge and ending up underneath not just one, but both of them.„

pink carnations - @fizzydrink698 | 🤍✅

pairing -> florist!jk x female tattoo artist!reader

sum. “‘They’re not,’ Jungkook hurried to say, swallowing. There was the faintest hint of pink in his cheeks, almost but not quite unnoticeable. ‘They’re just…I thought they looked cool. That’s all.’„

…being soulmates… - @soraviii | 💔🤍💋✅

pairing -> soulmate!bts x f!reader

sum. a/n. “soulmates are my favourite trope cause of low self-esteem, I hope it is yours as well. The trope, not the issues.„ lol I got both

stay - @koostarcandy | 💔🤍💋✅

pairing -> Jungkook x f!reader

sum. “jungkook comes in and out of your life like a recurring side character in a 90s show. you wish that he would stay, just like the main character that he is.„

canvas - @sugar-petals | 🤍💋🤣✍🏻✅

pairing -> dancer!jk x female tattoo artist!reader

sum. “jk serves as your canvas for a renowned LA tattoo competition. experienced in keeping it calm, you lift the trophy by giving him a full torso makeover. the prize money and glory is yours, plus his new tattoo couldn’t look any better. so, what are you gonna do with all that?„

paint me naked - @gimmethatagustd | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> artist!jk x female poetry student!reader (feat. taehyung)

sum. “After the mysteriously hot guy in your university class starts taking an interest in you, should you really trust that he’s not like all the other college fuckboys? Especially when his best friend is the guy who broke your heart?„

oreos and electroshock couples therapy - @ladyartemesia | 💔🤍🤣✍🏻✅

pairing -> detective!jk x female detective!reader

sum. “You and infuriating precinct playboy Jeon Jungkook go undercover to lure out a killer targeting engaged couples. Literally nothing goes according to plan…„

fade into you - @nmjoo-n | 🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> barista!jk x f!reader

sum. ““oh angel, for how fucking adorable you are, you sure don’t use that pretty little brain of yours much,” or jungkook has no limits when it comes to you. you’re his, he’s gonna get it through your head, eventually.„

perhaps love - @mangowillow | 💔🤍✍🏻✅

pairing -> childhood friend!jk x f!reader

sum. “for as long as you can remember, you have been in love with your childhood friend turned roommate, but jeon jungkook remains oblivious even when he comes to comfort and help you sleep every night.„

come sail away - @the-boy-meets-evil | 💔🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> seokjin x f!reader

sum. “kim seokjin is the captain of a sailing team bound for one of the biggest regattas around. only one problem: that team also includes taehyung, who's incredibly accident prone. will he let you save the day despite your history?„

all you’re giving me is friction - @hot-soop | 🤍💋✍🏻✅

pairing -> surfer!jin x f! lifeguard! reader

sum. “You’ve graduated! Congratulations - you’ve got one thing checked off your parents ten year plan! Now all that’s left to do is start your dreary office job, drag yourself up the ladder to CEO, marry your (as yet unknown) dream guy, and carve out some time to pop out a few kids before your ovaries shrivel up… Except all of that sounds horrendous, and you’d much rather spend the next three months at Hoseok’s beach house with your closest friends - relaxing, partying, and sleeping late while you still can. And it would be your last perfect summer break, if it weren’t for the most irritating man on the planet (and his chickens) living next door. “

#bts #bts x reader #bts smut #bts fluff #bts fic #bts jhope #bts jungkook #fic rec #fanfiction #fanfic #bangtan army #bts army #bts angst #bts jimin #bts taehyung #bts yoongi #bts namjoon #bts seokjin #bts humor

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ctrlemis · 2 years

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𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ⁀ MASTERLIST

SYNOPSIS. Wonyoung & Jungwon are more alike then people think. Besides the basics, like being the same age and both being idols, they both enough the same types of music, stan the same groups, and they both have a crush on ETERNIA’s maknae. Only two problems. The world is convinced they’re secretly dating and they both don't know that the other likes Y/N L/N

PAIRING. jang wonyoung x gender neutral! idol!reader x yang jungwon

GENRE. idol au, crack/my attempts at humor, strangers to friends to lovers, angst, fluff, friends to lovers.

WARNINGS. strong language, drama, sexual jokes/references, dumb kids being dumb kids, idol drama, mentions of depression, cheating fighting, minor toxicity, bi wonyoung, bi jungwon.

FEATURING. enhypen, ive, some members of le sserafim, blackswan, p1harmony, seventeen, fromis_9, kard, bts, vevila, skz.

NOTE. WE BACK🤭first and foremost, full credits to @seungstarss for making this amazing banner for the fic!!! im so excited for this especially because this time its a co-ed group!! also, because vevila is featured in this, i will be giving y/n a name!! not sure what it is yet but yeah? also like before and like usually in my smaus, y/n doesn’t have a set face claim! and they are gender neutral so sometimes ill sure a fem fc and sometimes a masc fc and yeah. UPDATE: fault lines is now discontinued.

PROFILES. WALMART ETERNALS. THE WONZ SQUAD. THE MAKNAEZ.

CHAPTERS.

1. army shooter

2. spoiled comebacks

3. JUNGWON'S A FURRY TOO?

4. bts(not bangtan)

5. THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE

6. BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK-

7. rainbow coded person

8. awaken and find out what happens after like

9. TBA.

10. TBA.

TAGLIST. @jihyoscrown @lunaflvms @enloveclub @kange3939 @arizejkt19 @theandrogynisticcat @maiverie @enhypenslay @wonieleles

PERM TAGLIST. @jungwonize @soobin-chois @jangwonie @hiqhkey @bigtoewinwin @enhacolor @abdiitcryy @hseungi @sh1mzu @chiyuv @seungstarss @strwberrydinosaur @sarcasmhadachild @butterflyy-ningg @simeonswhore

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madcatacres · 5 months

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I've seen a number of posts about ofmd's Ed Teach changing his careful avoidance being a personal killer after his dad (and no, shooting someone who's already shish kebabed does not count *by his rules* which are what we're talking about here - "technically the fire killed those people") and then mowing through a bunch of British navy guys when he thinks Stede may be dead after that massive attack on the Republic of Pirates. The immediate trigger is concern for Stede but also, Ed's first kills are a couple of armed uniformed bullies harassing who they think is a harmless fisherman, an old man, an easy target, over the mere fact that he might be fishing.

Ed killing the two naval guys in the rowboat pulling alongside his is a proportionate response there even without a panic or fugue state triggered by grief/concern for Stede. If soldiers or pigs decide they're going to fuck with you while and because you're a solitary, isolated helpless target and you can respond with lethal force, that is both proportionate and morally justified (fuck the law) as self-defense. You are in fear for your life in that situation if you have half a brain.

The pirates on and around RoP are also, I have to say, at war. This is a show that balances humor with issues about trauma and slapstick violence with occasional actual real world consequences, yeah, but remember historically this is an era when you could be a sort of franchised pirate called a privateer, the justification for the British Navy attacking Republic of Pirates is definitely that these are people attacking ships not under the control of a crown, not that they are just out there doing pirate shit, killing and maiming and robbing and worse (the worse gets mostly kept out of ofmd's slightly more light hearted and allegorical piracy-is-queerness universe, I feel like I need to specifically and briefly address that).

Besides that, while we're only shown adult pirates lying around the republic dead, we don't see any live children either. Whereas we've been very clearly (while the crew is shopping for stuff for Calypso's birthday) shown children running around the Republic earlier (two of them being the waifs played by Taika's kids). The level of atrocity beyond which the British were unwilling to go to is not tidily defined. Incidentally kids historically got pressed into service (one of the OFMD BTS photos I have seen shows a flyer posted with others in RoP referring to impressment so I think it's safe to consider it something alluded to by the actual show's plot) - quick rip from wikipedia article on impressment, "In 1703, an act [of the Parliament in England] passed limiting the impressment of boys under 18 years of age to those who were not apprenticed."

So yeah Ed absolutely gets blood on his hands personally for the first time in roughly thirty-five years, and that is a huge step for him but it's not only things falling into place with his integrating his identity, and killing for the crew and for love in the metaphoric landscape of piracy being queer love and family, it's also probably (in context of the show) more moral/responsible than the killing by proxy he's been doing as a pirate (although this is a show about pirates. Sort of.) So. Jackie's poisoning the occupying force and the guerrilla warfare in the stolen uniforms in context of the plot pass as reasonable measures (if desperate). I haven't seen those characterized anywhere as personal murdery actions. (Slightly off topic, I did see a post complain that Jackie passing out the poisoned booze wasn't FAST enough or, overlooking the incident entirely, that there wasn't an explicit enough example of racism/colonialist violence being punished in S2. Beg to differ. Jackie being less hotheaded than S1, pre-unbearding Jim is also entirely in character.) The staff of Spanish Jackie's, citizens (?) of the Republic of Pirates, and crew of the Revenge (and QAR) have been invaded and are at war. Ed's also at war, but no longer at war with himself.

I'm just gonna post this phrased awkwardly because every time the thought comes to mind and I want to compose something worded well I don't get around to it.

I'm leaving out any mention of a character death which I do not consider controversial and which had no immediate influence on Ed's (combat) actions. Also have some S3 speculative thoughts I'm keeping out of this rambly mess of a post.

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #edward teach #blackbeard #our flag means death #killing and needing to kill #british empire #british navy #republic of pirates #spanish jackie #stede bonnet #war

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cocaineangeldustandeds · 1 year

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When you fastest all day but somehow didn't lose 20kg over night

- angel🦆

#bts ed memes #kpop ed memes #bts ed humor #kpop ed humor #tw m1a #tw ana fast #ana meal #anorex14 #edquotes #th1nsp11

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mentallyunstablearmy · 2 years

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me after i realized i just flexed to my parents that i could fit in my kid clothes

#🦋ed #not pr0 ana #tw ed related #tw ed thoughts #ed journey #tw ana things #kpop ed memes #bts ed humor #ana relapse #ed bts memes #ed bts #kpop ed humor #ed kpop memes

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plutox418 · 10 months

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I told my therapist about my eating problems and she said I had an eating disorder and my dad found out and said “oh yeah I know.”

~peachy🍑

#tw: ed #kpop ed memes #bts ed memes #kpop ed humor #ed kpop memes #ana problems #ed bts memes #eating disoder things #im a terrible person #i'm useless

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superskinnymexo · 2 years

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Mfw I looked at the scale for the first time in months and saw I had gained 7kg in the time I was trying to ‘recover’ and now I want to crawl in a hole because I have to start my weight loss all over again

#kpop ed memes #ed kpop #ed kpop memes #ed moments #not pro just using tags #ed relatable #kpop ed humor #ed thoughts #bts ed memes #not pro #ed humour

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pomegranate-pancake · 7 months

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I am BEGGING any of the gif-makers out there:

Can you please make one of the BTS we just got with Ed and Stede holding each other on the beach, but in reverse so they run towards each other and end up just smiling adorably and-

I know it sounds silly and it will probably look silly! But please humor me. I am so unwell

#gif request #gentlebeard #ofmd bts #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd

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elis-corner · 2 years

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How come people can swear without backlash on DSMP and not Hermitcraft? Being a Hermit does not mean that they’ll never swear. I really don’t get the backlash.

Some Hermits don’t like cursing, and so the others keep it to a minimum while playing, recording, and streaming. Cleo got a fright and swore. That’s fine. It’s censored. People need to let go of Hermits swearing on camera. It isn’t common, and is honestly just humorous when included, censored or not. Grian and Scar weren’t angry, but amused instead. If it’s not upsetting them--two nowadays clean channels who witnessed it--I don’t think we should make so much of a deal out of it.

My next point. Do enjoy Keralis? Go watch his first few episodes on the server. Enjoy Joe? He’s sworn in videos. Cleo? Has an episode called “Sex Ed” in which a Hermit gives their explanation of the birds and the bees and don’t get me started on the melon towers. Bdubs? Don’t even get me started on this man. Thinking “Grian would never swear”? Clearly you’ve never watched a behind the scenes clip from CraftedMovie (bts is on CraftedBonus). “Surely not Xisuma”? Episode 021. My point? Hermits have histories of swearing at some point or other. It just grew less and less as the internet and YouTube developed and their audiences changed. It doesn’t mean they can’t. They have and if that comes around again once every few months we shouldn’t react so poorly. A weird example of the phrase, but don’t forget where they came from. Yes, it’s weird nowadays, but that doesn’t mean that was always the case.

So, a bit of a rant about it, but at the end of the day, if you’re unhappy with a Hermit’s actions, whether for a statement they made or a part of their past you dislike, just don’t watch them. Perfectly fine. It’s not mandatory to watch them. Your choices are your own.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft discorse #im not saying this as some pro-swearing or anti-swearing person #this is from the perspective of it happened. people reacted. these are my thoughts.#if you dont like it you can move on #each hermit is a person outside of their character and we need to remember that

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mccarthymolly · 1 year

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qs n sad n die, why choose, engross a bunch of times, or

Addiction n cant reject bc built like that cant pause more stake if i do, hmuh

Distraction nt js sth n like another parent task, set to vudeo games , only breakable ny mandatory thing lk scheduled thing, not ylld, hmuhihkhm

Part hm k ignore hmuhmuhjmuh

Formwd vad, y hate being rigid n 1 person, the psy rsns nt hlp, hmkhmuh, y nt hlo kr xplnd hmuhhmuh,hm,, hmkhmhhhm

Food, hate glass putting down sound, hmkhmuhhhmuhhmuhhm, fur gone ,hmuh

Cnt bk or cllct hmkhmuhhhmuhhmuh

Mny situation n emotional chng wt is thathm uh, chng long or trnstn, wt u like,hmuhnohmuhhmuhhm

Hmwhw idk, aw n nature,hmuhhmuh, nt like tht energy,hmkhmuhhmuh

Access n media, which like, if can like, b nt br addic nw, tastes art, n othr focus lately? Hmuhhhnuh, bits hw

Time bit ok,gd if nt eat, bit hmokhmuhhmuh,hmuh,no

Hmokhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuh,yhhmuhhmuh

Disturb hmhkhmh,hm,uh,qs hm,ntfind you

Mit hm k, weird rel hmkhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuh, think or hmuhhm, uh,hm,uh, slf,hm,uh,hm,wt do if not bigs,hmkhmuh, uh, nt let go bc nt write? I btr? Hmuhhmuhhm,uh,hm,uh,

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Fun ? Hmkhmuh,idk,piggy,hmkhmuhhmuhhmuhhmh

Okno, awk, eh, theatrey, n feel like doing formula,hmuhhmuh,ww,hm,uh,hm,uh,prf,okuhhm,idk,weird bit,hmuhhm,nohm,forcey,nohmuhhm,awk,hmwwhmuhhmuh,hmuh,no,hmuhhidkwt u doing,hmkhmuhh

Bit n music video n groupey,hm idkhmuh, tghmkhmuhhmuh,hmokhmuh, fail,okhmuh,wt,sth, coach, aloo nt help or emptier? Idkhmuh,bit,hm,uh,themes n wt, rsrch, hmk,bd librarian, hmkhmuh,hmkhmuhhmuh

Anxiety hmkhmuh,hm, who,hw,hmkhm, call n direc,hmkhmuh,hm,think,khmuhhmuh,okhmuhh, threat, yh think js not share if get yell

Hmuhih, eml done hmkhmuh, or ok

Thx hmuh khmuhhmuh, khmuhhmuh,khmuhhmuh,khmuh

Music n art b wt best, impatient. Rage,hm,uh,hm,uh,hm,hw tg,hm,uh,hm,ok,hm,uh,hm,uh,find,hmkuh,can highlight bits,hmkuhhmuh, accident, fall that way, significance of doing,hmkhmuhhmuhhmuh,uh. Y hm, algorthm,hmkhmuh,omg, hv life done by tech after you did, hmkhmuhh. Hm like. Standards bt what's new. Nt agn. Nt be reminded, nt hear. Hmkhmuh ww hmuhhmuh, hmkhmuhhhmuhhmuh,hm,uh,cd to limit spotify,hmkhmhhh

Hm aloud, ezr, not upvote. Musically formed bc cdnt find sth btr, this gd b sth else? Hmk, music aspect of vidgam? Music btr for time thsn rest? Hmk,hmkhmuh

Is the world engh or good? Hmuhkhmuh,hm,uh,hm,uh

Okhm not want offr, art history, jerry hm ehhmuh, hw do ar history okhmuhhmuhhmuh

Ok md n impatient, hmkhnuhhmuhhm,nohmuhm

Mad music, nt eords b wt do, not sports or , if this is life, end? Nt human for long js accident b did covid help much, hmuhhmuh

Gd poo n loss, hmuhkhm, bits,hmkhmuh, apart,hmkhmuh,hm,uh,hmuhmujm

Blank music, nd art,hmkuhhmuhhmuh,hmuh idk hmuh,hmkhmuhhhmuhhmuh,hm studio uh idk hmy, y market, hmk y do that,hmkhmuh, chng?hmk yng mybe,hmkhmuh, wd i feel btr chngd? Idea, chng, hmkhmuhhmuh,nchmuh

Nt knw mus,hmkhmuhhmuh

New n world hmk, experience, behind media times, hmkuh

Sinplr or wt, new, rej,hm,khmuh,hm,uh,hm,uh,hm,uh. Hm library n ed,okhmuhhmuh, hmkhmuh, ask days, hmkhm, loss ok y h, hm,idk,told that way last time, hm,

khmuhhmuh

Hmhmnohmuhnm,uhwhmkhmuh,hm,uh,hm,uh,hm,uh

Idk wt felt before nt js towarding, b h, penitent nw hmkhmuhhmuh

Writing is for unwriting

Mantra plus sorr noises, hmkhmuhhmkhmuh, dif ok hmuh, what's dif, I don't mean quick bt wt do, not compete n w money,hmkuhhmuhhm,uhohhmuh,kthx for exmpls to realityers,hmkhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuh,hmuhhkuh,mybe,hmkhm,wt schl,hmkhmuhhmuhkhmuhhm

Mybe agn, ok music day, how hmkhmuh,hm,uh

U saying wt it is,idkuh, nt rly cmmct more pose lk flex hw long and untransferring u can talk,okhmuh,u a corp pleaser, advertise clrer. Wt Is creative, you marketer,hmkhmuh,uhoh sell

Merit uhohmuhyhmuhkhmuhhmuh,hmyhmuh

Y tlk me nt lk at u, y jde, gr thght, they hv nthng to do or ability to nt jdg?okuh,uh

Js want free ir idk, hmuhhmuhhmuh

Hm hate thinking whn cnfsd, okhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuhhmuh,okhmuhhmuhhmuhmuhm

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