has nobody ever thought of bram x lovecraft x john?? Like imagine a dude getting into a relationship with not one but TWO eldritch ancient horrors who sleep all the time and he takes them to the extended family thanksgiving dinner and his little brothers and cousins braid bram and lovecrafts hair while they complain of not getting enough sleep
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Ok random headcanons <3
since Sigma ran Sky Casino he was really good at dealing and shuffling and nifty tricks like that so back at the agency he does his fancy card tricks and shuffles to entertain them.
Everyone, especially Kyouka, Kenji, Ranpo, Atsushi, Junichiro and Naomi are completely spellbound by him and watch his moves like ✨o✨
As a side hustle he gets his nails done in very cute whimsical styles and runs a YouTube channel where he does like card shuffling asmr or something and it’s moderately successful because he has beautiful hands and some people are way into that.
He is also their guy when then agency and mafia have like game nights and feel like gambling a little.
Yosano and Kouyou are making very sexually charged eye contact and everyone around the table is just like 👀
“they’re either going to be at each other’s throats or someone’s waking up in the other’s bed tomorrow” Dazai says and Chuuya nods.
They’re both a little scared.
Kunikida is sitting awkwardly with Kajii who’s trying to convince him to bomb the place and run away with the money.
Fitzgerald, Mori, Fyodor and Fukuzawa are at the big bois table, engaging in big brain high stakes gambling, because they can, and they mean business.
Fukuzawa does not want to be there, he’s not that kinda guy, his boyfriend made him do this, and is internally panicking.
He is winning.
The kids are somewhere else having a game night of their own. Atsushi, Lucy and Akutagawa are playing Mario Kart and are at each other’s throats constantly.
Steinbeck is teaching Kenji, Kyouka and Kyusaku how to play Stardew Valley.
Tachihara, Higuchi, Gin and Mark are playing COD.
Junichiro, Naomi, Louisa, Edgar, Ranpo, Margaret and Nathaniel are playing monopoly.
Ed is in jail.
Hirotsu, Oda and Ango Are Babysitting them.
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Not sure if these are blessed or cursed
The idea to play around with the Guild members' designs (hell yeah, I want to make more!!) came from me laughing at a mental image of Fitzgerald with long hair doing a fabulous hair flip. Someday I'm gonna draw that too - fem Fitz with long hair and really HUGE ti-- cough ANYWAY
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I'm trying to read bsd wan volume 4. But I have to keep stopping because I physically can't breathe.
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL TRANSLATION! AND ATSUSHI CALLS AKUTAGAWA AN EDGY ZOOMER!
I just can't... I can't...
Everything about this book is designed to hurt me physically. I haven't stopped laughing since I started reading it.
Hirotsu is so upset they stopped making the millennium glasses
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