#brunch bros

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it. #like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric. #he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise. #he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE...... #FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE???? #who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe

[caterjunes]

i just found a lump right at the base of peach's throat. it was his 2nd birthday like 2 days ago. he's been so so skinny recently and no matter how much we feed him he just won't put on weight and i just found a lump at the base of his throat.

#personal #keeping it fun and funky fresh #the wild brunch #i cannot fucking cope with this. i cannot #peach is My Baby. he's my heart rat. he's my darling boy. i've never felt this way about an animal before #his brother benny died of a pituitary tumor a year ago (fuck. was it only a year??) #and his other brother lunchbox literally JUST had his tail amputated bc of what we thought was a huge cyst a third of the way down #ended up being a tumor too #(lb is recovering well as far as we can tell) #i believe All of his sisters have died. and i know his other two bros died ages ago #our friends adopted a pet store rat who turned out to be pregnant so they are decidedly not of controlled breeding #i'm so so upset tho #my baby boy. my peebs my peebles my peach bellini my lil nakey man. #pet death cw

[kuiperror]

i dont fuck w star wars i just really really love c-3po . he's the character Ever to me. his body is shiny gold. he bitches constantly. he's embroiled in a war. he's an uptight flamboyant queen. he's like a million years old. he did a strip tease. he has no facial expressions. he wears a crop-top. he was a saturday morning cartoon character. he waddles around. he's british. everyone treats him like shit. he has anxiety. he would carry around a purse. he even has a c3penis like what more could you WANT !!!!

#does anyone remember the c3penis trading card incident............ i do #its like i dont care about war. i dont care about anything else. i care about my best friend c-3po and his gay ass little boyfriend #i dont care unless he's on screen. ok #that joke from benny feldman thats like 'i would be the first person to Listen to squidward' its like that #i would be the first person to Understand him and Appreciate him. #I get it Bro its War out here . No one Respects you as a Person. you have a right to be Scared and dramatic 24/7 about it. #we would go out for coffee and brunch together . Life could be a Dream.

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

Look, I'm not saying Jim Gordon definitely didn't buy Jeremiah's "hm, actually I'm totally safe and have no criminals held in a cell for my viewing pleasure so you can go now" because he was already played by his twin and by that point was completely biased against this eccentric, whisper-talking supposed prodigy- but this basic bitch got consistently played by people throughout the entire series, is all I'm saying.

Which's hilarious, like? I genuinely love that Jerome ruined that for him. And it cracks me tf up when he goes "tHAt's SeNsiTIvE eqUIPmeNt!" like kdbdjsbsjsbsjsbsnsdn

He was SO not prepared for the cops not believing his shit(or better yet, showing up at all), he underestimated the GCPD and honestly I don't blame him for it.

#gotham #twinleska #jeromiah #valeskacest #jeremiah valeska #jerome valeska #jim gordon #s4ep17: mandatory brunch meeting #there are so many funny things about this episode bro #i still can't believe he had a CAGE #jerome knowing his way around??? #but experts took days to navigate miah's bunker??? #the fact he INVITED people to test his HOME #that's so fucking funny #bRO #also it's canon miah's gay #no driver's license

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

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#yesterday was fun bc we went to have a brunch and it was laughing + anecdotes from Friday #the vids will always be funny 😆 #some gals got offended they were not invited but there’s tension and a freeeen told y’all to come if y’all wanted #y’all can’t be talking shit about the Queen ♐️ when she helps y’all get straight As or block her on ig #like bro bless her #us fire signs are a blessing ngl #I’d tell them to fuck right off #Jesus #I like both sides (one wayyy more than the other) but this shit IS NOT right #always defended my sis when people were feeling betrayed #y’all don’t need to feel betrayed when y’all speak HELLA shit about people and it comes out #was gon come out anyways and it’s great sis was honest #this drama is so unnecessary at this age #people don’t need to be this fake to someone this lovely 😳 #starting to this it’s jealousy bc she gets similar grades to me #she’s pretty tall successful blonde popular liked by everyone and consequently people are just jealous #same happens to me and we love the impact we have #in my case I ain’t blonde but ya know what I mean #periodt #usually have great relations w everyone everywhere ago except with straight up hoes so it’s just weird to me to see these attitudes #like uM just treat each other w respect lmao #it’s jealousy pls work on yourselves and lift ya fellow up #we’re too young to be this petty #y’all see me cheering y’all up when y’all pass pls do the same w my sis #like she a 10 so get outta here w that bad energy #I never have conflict w others bc I like getting along w people but this is starting to make me wanna drag people #*starting to think #autocorrect being funny but our meet-ups being funnier #♑️♊️ being messier #aldo (rey) de la fiesta KDHMSDBSMSJAJ

[himbohaggins]

happy birthday!!!!!!!! wishing you good food 💌

thank you!!!!!!!!💕 big plans for okonomiyaki later 😈

#and my baby bro made delicious brunch....off to a great start #ask #evakant

[recapitulation]

guess what omg. if you say 2 yourself wow I want to make friends. and install an app that was designed to help people make friends. and you message people with the intention of making friends with them. then you will make friends 😳

#bro i am texting people about cake and making brunch plans and it feels easy..... #i tried using bumble about a year ago (when i first moved) and i hated the experience so much and found it so exhausting #but now it feels so much different..? #honestly i think my friendship w bug's mom really taught me a lot about the concept of friendship #bc she was very different than the typical type of friend i had usually gravitated towards in the past #and yet it was still so easy to hang out with her and open up to her #so i think that taught me that the types of people that i can be comfortable around and open up to #is a lot wider than i had thought #like i can just let relationships be easy without waiting for something huge and groundbreaking to happen immediately #lets just text about cake!! you know!! #anyway im done psychoanalyzing myself in the tags .

[shsl-heck]

tumblr has this really weird thing where expressing frustrations with a class of people who are privileged in some way is considered just as bad (worse even) than a person from that privileged group actively punching down and/or hurting you and your community

#saying the right thing and sounding good quickly becomes more important than actually addressing real issues #and i think it's in large part because if you can waive away any complaints from marginalized people #you don't have to actually examine yourself and how you think about/interact with the world #you get to look socially conscious while siding with the status and doing nothing #a black person complaining about the way white people treat them doesn't need you to write a huge post about how they're wrong #a disabled person joking about how weird ableds get around them is not an invitation to rant about ''not all ableds'' #etc #tumblr and the internet at large are embracing the dogma of ''reverse racism" #and applying the idea to every identity under the sun #and i hate it so much it's unreal #literally half of the people on here would be indistinguishable from the fundies i grew up with if not for the language #or the devil's advocate film bro somehow in every class ever #this post was inspired by a post in which a neurodivergent person talked about the frustration of trying to communicate with nts #and the notes were either shitting on them in faux moral outrage #or giving *great* advice that boils down to ''just learn to read normal people social cues you stupid autistic #with no actual idea of how to do that #y'all should brunch with autism moms at this point i stg

[kyspling]

Good food 😋

#me #blessed #black man #brunch #bros #love #san deigo #lol

[disengaged]

i work a 13 hour shift today im gonna fucking kms

#oh my goddd make it end #a pox upon mother's day brunch #pegasus speaks #not my GM being like 'uhhh we'll try our best to get you a break somewhere in there' ..... bro i'm gonna collapse and die #like if this is the thing that makes me crash right before the start of spring semester i'm going to be so angry #everything in my body hurts so bad right now

[gaym3bo1]

bro lunch (brunch)

#rambles #i love me a good brunch bro