Zig Fracassi @ZigSportsVoice
A couple of tidbits from the intermission of @sportsnet #Leafs broadcast...Elliotte believes Bo Horvat could go to #NHLBruins "long term"...Also, he believes Pasta's contract will have an AAV of $10.75 million, while Stewart said it would be $11 million.
I legit hate this
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Moar silly captions: 2011 edition
The 2011 version of The Last Supper
"Krecho lemme kiss you"
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...Adam McQuaid?
Fers now is not the time to be square dancing with Daniel Sedin
"OMG haiiiiii"
"Yeah that's what I thought! Too chicken to catch these hands!"
"hey lil' mama lemme whisper in your ear" (just 2 big bois)
"Would you like to see the knife I hid away earlier? It's for stabbing anyone who GETS IN MY CREASE"
Zdeno please grab the child before he runs off
This child is so bouncy where's Bergy when you need him?
"Touch the goalie, you get the chokies"
When he holds you so tenderly and stares at you with so much love in his eyes
I'm convinced Marchy learnt to shoot with the leg kick from the vets as a bonding event
"Another day, another game where Marchy starts a fight with the whole enemy team. But touch him and you deal with us" (Honestly Bruins culture at its core)
A rare bloodthirsty Krej. He looks like a vampire who just finished feeding. He looks happy. I like it. I like a happy Krej.
Remember when a little baby rookie Marchy absolutely rocked the veteran goalie Luongo? I don't, but Luongo certainly does (I haven't gotten into hockey yet)
That's all i can think of for now rip
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Chip Kelly
Physique: Husky/Average Build
Height: 6' (1.83 m)
Charles Edward Kelly (born November 25, 1963) is an American football coach who is the head coach of the UCLA Bruins. He came to prominence as the head coach of the Oregon Ducks from 2009 to 2012, whom he led to four consecutive BCS bowl game appearances, including the 2011 BCS National Championship Game. This success led to him serving as a head coach in the NFL for four seasons, three with the Philadelphia Eagles (2013–2015) and one with the San Francisco 49ers (2016). Kelly only made the playoffs in his first season with Philadelphia, and he was fired from both teams. After leaving the NFL, Kelly returned to college football in 2018 to coach UCLA.
Chip Kelly, a name synonymous with offensive brilliance even though his UCLA record is around .500. Obviously he has a cute, sexy body but the main attraction was his face. I don’t think there’s been a time where I’ve seen Chip and immediately had thoughts of boning him and milking him dry.
Once married, Kelly is reluctant to discuss his life outside of football. The Dover, NH native lives in Los Angeles, California but has a small, tight-knit group of friends in Manchester, NH, who never speak about him to reporters. That kinda adds to the rumor that Chip use to swing when he was married and coaches for both teams if you get my meaning.
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March 2024 Stucky Fics
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Now! That’s What I Call 90’s Slow Jams (Rated: M, Words: 10K) by deadonarrival
Summary: Steve goes home for the wedding of Becca Barnes and while he’s there he runs into his old crush. Her brother. Except now they are both hot as shit. Oh no whatever will happen.
(You Can't Choose) What Stays and What Fades Away (Rated: G, words: 3K) by Taste_is_Sweet
Summary: At some point in everyone's life, the first words their soulmate will ever say to them will appear in deep black writing on their skin. The words fade to light grey when a soulmate dies. Sometimes new words replace them, whether they're wanted or not (These were the words Steve was born with, running in a messy, uneven line across his skinny little chest, beneath both his collarbones: You okay, pal? Those jerks didn't hurt ya too bad, did they? Steve woke up from the ice in 2011 with the words, Who the hell is Bucky? circling his heart, in printing so precise it barely looked human. Steve hated them.)
For Words to Say it Right (Rated: T, Words: 25K) by Squeaky & Taste_is_Sweet
Summary: Turns out when you're missing an arm, everyone asks are you okay? all the damn time. And when your soulmark is one of the most common questions in English, it's even worse. Generic soulmarks are a bitch.
Lost Vocabularies that Might Express (The Memory of These Broken Impressions) (Rated: M, Words: 111K) by dorian_burberrycanary / @burberrycanary
Summary: The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away. How’s that for some consolation on the road? A post-The Falcon and The Winter Soldier Stucky fix-it as part of the all-American road trip, detours included.
The Simple Life (Rated: E, Words: 114K) by howler32557038
Summary: "The simple life." "You'll get there one day." "I don't know. Family, stability...The guy who wanted all that went in the ice seventy-five years ago. I think someone else came out." Bucky wants to be part of Steve's life. He wants to be an Avenger. He wants to be a good partner. Unfortunately, sometimes that means not telling Steve everything.
WIP
a league of our own (Rated: E, Current Words: 40K) by burning_brighter / @burnin-brighter
Summary: Steve's sixteen-year-old son's one and only dream is to play in the Major League. He thinks he has a shot when the team get a new coach, retired MLB legend and Steve's high school crush, Bucky Barnes. Steve hasn't thought of the man in many years, but seeing him brings back many memories that push Steve to reach out to an old friend and maybe make new ones on the way. What happens when Steve gets to know Bucky properly? What happens when they open up about their darkest secrets and deepest fears? There's really only one thing that can happen.
hey now, you're an all star (get your game on, go play) (Rated: E, Current Words: 81K) by buckyismybicycle / @buckyismybicycle
Summary: Boston Bruins trade notorious party animal/human disaster Bucky Barnes to the Dallas Stars, and captain Steve Rogers is not impressed when Fury puts him on babysitting duties. But, as he gets to know Bucky - really gets to know Bucky - he wonders if maybe the media has got it all wrong - very, very wrong. PS - you do not need to know hockey for this, I promise.
Every Me and Every You (Rated: E, Current Words: 60K) by deadto27 / @deadto27
Summary: Bucky Barnes is doing his best. He's getting by after the blip, after Sam became Captain America, after Steve...well, it's best he doesn't think about that. The point is, his life is different now, and he's trying his best. He just wishes the hollow feeling in his chest would go away. ----- Bucky gets blinded by a bright light as the tear seems to implode in on itself and there’s an odd little jolt as the pulling stops, and then Bucky’s blinking, trying to get his vision right again as he loosens his grip on America. “You okay?” he checks, still squinting. He’s probably not blind, he thinks. It just feels like it right now. “I’m okay,” America tells him and he sees her nod shakily as his vision starts to clear, and he carefully lets go of her, seeing that she can support herself, hands pressing onto the floor next to her. “Uh…I don’t think I am,” says another voice, and Bucky turns his head so fast he might give himself whiplash. Because he knows that voice. He knows that voice better than any other voice on the planet and he’s missed that voice
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