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gold-kobold · 4 years
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ok so i decided to write out every single passing thought as i watched the show, so this post turned out EXTREMELY long of literally just me screaming, here you go, take my pain, all episodes under the read more lol
Episode 1
i’ve heard merlin say douxie’s full name like five times now and i STILL cannot pronounce it lmao
i CANNOT get over archie and his beautiful cat-dragon form!!! love it (also, seeing him without his glasses for the first time was EXTREMELY disorienting asfghdgfj-) double also, i love how they’re using the arcadian monsters’ love of eating cats as bait
i’m like five minutes in and i already love douxie and archie’s relationship SO much, i would die for these absolute bros
douxie you’re yelling about magic in the middle of the street, you are SO lucky everyone in arcadia is oblivious and stupid or you’d have been caught ten times over by now-
i LOVE that i’m seeing steve and aaarrrgghh and toby right now but i’m also laughing SO hard at their conversation because i’m trying to imagine how the people who haven’t seen trollhunters/3below are gonna react to those opening lines of “it’s hard to top destroying an alien god” and “i lost my butt-stomping, ninja-space-angel girlfriend and my creepslaying partner in the same afternoon”
HOLY SHIT THE THEME SONG IS ACTUALLY AMAZING THIS TIME????
archie setting some clear boundaries with aaarrrgghh, i see... lmao
why is there a painting of a dog in a knight suit in the bookstore? is this undertale now???
“did you lead them here?” “No!” “yes we did” ok it’s official archie is my favourite so far-
“ship just got real” STEVE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
aghsgfdfjgk archie does the go-on-the-shoulder thing i LOVE THAT they’re so cute alsO I SEE CUTE ELF FAIRY GIRL PERSON IDK WHAT SHE IS BUT NARI’S ALSO SO CUTE-
i am EXTREMELY loving how toby is already hella in murder mode towards green knight binch who hurt his friend, nobody messes with jimbo bean without facing toby’s wrath y’all
“oh, i hate that lady” you and me both, toby
rest in hecking pieces galahad (i’m sure he’s fine)
ok i SWEAR, that ice person of the arcane order HAS to be an akaridion, right??? right?????????
oop, never mind, ice person has normal feet, definitely not an akaridion lol
i love how the last episode of 3below ended on steve screaming, and now the first episode of wizards continues that trend lmaooo-
bro the end credits art is SO GOOD what the heck-
well that was one hell of a start... time to binge the rest of the episodes and die!!!
Episode 2
DID LANCELOT REALLY JUST PULL THE PRINCE CHARMING HAIR FLIP FROM SHREK. IS THAT WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. i am both appalled and thrilled
steve being a bi icon as usual... nice. (though i can’t tell if this reaction is just because lance looks like him or what lol)
steve i love your bi energy, i feel it in my soul, but can you stop being gay for a second, these racists boutta hang you all for having a troll friend oh my heckin god-
“thanks for always tipping, by the way” jim may not like douxie but he RESPECTS RESTAURANT STAFF LIKE THE 10/10 GOOD LAD HE IS, i love jim so much
i’m very much relating to claire’s reaction to morgana right now, but i understand that this is the past, and she technically hasn’t done All Those Horrible Things yet... still salty, though
i’ve known arthur for like two minutes and i hate him. like i get that trolls have definitely murdered his wife or something. but like. bruh i’m willing to bet cold hard cash that some humans in camelot have murdered each other at some point or another BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN 100% OF HUMANS ARE MURDERERS SO STOP USING THAT STUPID LOGIC ON TROLLS, ARTHUR
i’m not disagreeing with morgana in this episode at all but my fight-or-flight instincts are still being very much activated whenever i see her lol mostly fight
claire’s such a mood right now asgfhdfj
callista has so much salt and i am living for it, because mood
steve is taking this whole time-jump thing unsurprisingly well
D U M B L E D O R K
“well, here’s to hoping this doesn’t break the time-space continuum” -douxie, the least frustrating time-travel protagonist i’ve ever seen so far
watching morgana and merlin arguing (but while they’re still friends(?)) is so unsettling in the weirdest way... this show is going to destroy me, i just know it
douxie’s face when the vault got locked. omg
i definitely don’t think lance is steve’s dad, because like... time frame, obviously. but i feel like he’s gotta be at least SOME sort of ancient ancestor? the resemblance is too uncanny
slorrs terrify me more than any nyarlagroth ever did
claire looks SO uncomfortable with morgana right now, poor girl’s still traumatized from the whole possession thing and morgana doesn’t even KNOW, this is already messing with me oh no
... is morgana missing her hand already, or is she just wearing a glove...? i feel like she woulda gone apeshit if merlin took her hand by now, and i’m pretty sure she had both hands in one of the teasers???
ARTHUR YOU ARE TAKING ENTIRELY THE WRONG MESSAGE FROM THIS CONVERSATION
oh god, you guys are ALREADY gonna mess up history??? my heart can’t take this
steve finally getting the appreciation he deserves for his rapping
“your squire seems touched in the head” b r u h
go claire go, shadow-magic all their butts-
what thE FU- GUNMAR JUST??? SAVED JIM???? EXCUSE??????? WHAT??????????
ahh, it’s just a power trip for him, that makes more sense
i am VERY unsurprised at how fast merlin caught them lol
Episode 3
“my planning is flawless” merlin you and i both know that’s not true, i’m sorry dude but you mess stuff up just like everybody else
arthur. dude. why are you like this. “hurdehur i lost my wife so let’s kill my sister too” arthur you’re a dumbass
OH MY GOD I SEE BESSIE. OR BESSIE’S ANCESTOR. BUT S T I L L
eeeuuuggghhhh i’m not sure i like the possibility of this new timeline thing. this is what i was worried about, making the plot of trollhunters and 3below irrelevant... but i wanna trust this will work out somehow while not making all the previous stuff irrelevant 
my heart is hurting for jim
and jim’s heart is just hurting, like in general lol
why is callista SUCH a massive mood every time she says anything oh my GOD-
OH MY GOD CALLISTA R U D E, NEVER MIND I GUESS-
“hug and make up and not die” is like. the ideal life goal. lol
i love how morgana’s name is just. chillin’ under arthur and gwen. lmfao, the big third wheel mood
arthur you bitch, leave cute child nari alone
STALKLINGS!!!!! also, oh nooo gwen, oh heckerdoodles
both morgana and arthur have VERY pretty eyes, it must run in the family
oooohhhhh no, they’re attacking a gumm-gumm, you IDIOTS-
BULAR HECK YEAH- i mean this is bad but yo i LOVE seeing bular again lol.
oh no you attacked gunmar’s SON oh heck he is going to get y’all’s asses, aaaAAAAAA
i’m already in so much pain you guys
OH YAY THEY’RE GOING TO OLD TROLLMARKET I’M SO EXCITED AM I GONNA SEE DICTATIOUS????
oh gosh... steve... you poor idiot omg how are you not dead yet
oh, we not in old trollmarket, we in tombro... i feel so bad for callista. :(
“he was tall for his age!” shgfdjfgkhj jim omg-
stuff is happening to jim and i CANNOT handle it, stop HURTING my BOY AAA A A AA A A A A A
uh-oh, i’ve seen THIS clip already... shadow clone jutsu time lmaooooo
steve is REALLY mvp in all these scenes lmfao
i’m liking these episodes, but this arc between morgana and claire feels a little rushed. like i get the general message and that the timeframe doesn’t allow for a lot of fleshing out, but they both seemed to trust each other a little too quickly, it makes the whole “betrayal” thing less heavy as it could be 
 “oh hey, feelings lol” callista is literally just all of us but saltier lol ... 
OH HER HAND
W H A T
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
i was JUST talking about how things didn’t feel as heavy as they should’ve and then morgana got her hand sliced off and died holy CRUD what IS THIS
BLINKYYYYYY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YES HERE WE GO
Episode 4
oh dang, we starting out with claire’s trauma nightmares, why must you DESTROY ME LIKE THIS, WIZARDS?????
ok i gotta say it... merlin is a simp for arthur
“that doesn’t sound like a REAL problem steve” well if you take into consideration that steve’s dad probably gave him crippling self-worth issues, then it kinda could be
this ride to the lady of the lake is making me think of that one scene from half-blood prince with all the creepy water goblins... same cave/water aesthetic
AAAAAHHHHH DICTATIOUS THERE HE IS!!!!! HE LOOKS SO CONCERNED AND ADORABLE I LOVE HIM
dwoza!!!!
dictatious is being SUSPICIOUSLY nice during this scene lmao... i’m used to him being such a petty bitch
i love seeing archie transform omgggg he’s so beautiful
i knew merlin was going to have some angst, but i was not expecting this dark turn so early asgfhfjgk (i don’t blame him for not wanting to lose douxie after seeing morgana just die though tbh)
aaarrrgghh!!! AAARRRGGHH!!!!! kick gunmar’s ass bby
i very much do not like gunmar touching my boy aaarrrgghh
evil aaarrrgghh makes me so uncomfortable. but like. in the good way. this was the intended effect, i think. lol
“open up!” *steve starts talking about his problems and the doors actually talk to him about it* - this is the best play on this joke i’ve ever seen ashfgdgjfgkh it’s literallY LIKE THAT ONE FREAKIN’ VINE-
steve is CRYING oh my GOD lmao-
that was a REALLY ghostly flashback of morgan- oH SHIT THERE WAS A GHOSTIER ONE HOLY HECK I’M SLIGHTLY SCARED OF THIS-
oh god claire i am SO SCARED FOR CLAIRE RIGHT NOW WHAT THE F UC K
oh hey morgana’s... alive???
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY TRYING TO TRAUMATIZE KIDS WITH THIS SHOW???? those soulless black eyes, the way she turned her head, it was legitimately terrifying what the HECK YOU GUYS-
this episode is feckin me up you guys
!!!!!!! my boy dictatious again!!!!! i love him so much lol (i mean i know i’ve seen this scene already but i just love these stupid galadrigals so much aggshfgdfjg)
blinky you are RUDE my dude
oooohhh, i think i’m starting to see why dic switched sides. the whole “join gunmar or die” ultimatum makes that kinda clear now sgfhdgjgdhfsgdg
NIMUE!!!!!!! she’s so tall and pretty!!!!!
nimue is literally just calling out the whole team right now lmaooo
oh yay more nightmare fuel, thanks toa nowhere near as terrifying as claire trauma visions but still
“oh hey, merl” steve p l e a s e
FIRE-BREATHING ARCHIE IS MY FAV THING
merlin, why must you constantly incur the wrath of hyperpowerful beings
scary monster lake lady has departed. godbless
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD I RECOGNIZE THAT ARM
OH MY GOD
MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGOOOORRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
oh hey morgana’s back
A N G O R R R R R R R!!!!!!!!!!!
this is my favourite episode so far, holy shit
Episode 5
nari you’re adorable
bellroc’s voice is freakin’ dope
mmmmm not sure how i’m feeling about this turn of the morgana arc so far
but oh GOD her design is still so cool and beautiful, even i have to admit
i’m very scared for angor though
like as excited as i was to see angor i physically cringed at him touching morgana, knowing the future shit that happens
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
dammit morgana LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE
oh shit, there goes morgana’s hand
suuuure, so long as magic’s healing his precious SWORD, it’s toootally fine
oh shit bular’s about to die(????)
dictatious!!! :’)
dictatious and blinky’s relationship here is GREAT, the sibling energy is high lmao
BULAR LOOKS SO TIRED OF THIS CRUD ASFGHDFJGKH
poor guy omfg
are they literally about to basically treat bular like a bear fight right now??? y’all suck
toothache is a great name for steve’s axe though lol
.... rest in feckin pieces, steve
AFDSGHDJF HE’S CRYING FOR ELI OMFG- gay
claire PLEASE don’t go making assumptions about edgy knights, he’s not necessarily a morgana person just because he’s edgy my girl
aaarrrgghh and jim fighting omg i’m LOVING this (also, y’all galadrigals are being useless af lol)
“blinkous, you know how we’re both complete cowards?” “you more than me” OK BUT THIS IS LITERALLY HOW MY BROS AND I TALK TOO ASFGJDHFJ
i am still SO suspicious of dictatious right now, wtf is going on-
callista is literally the only useful troll right now lmfao
DICTATIOUS AND BLINKY YOU ABSOLUTE SCRUBS
“we’ll torture him!” BLINKY DON’T TALK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND LIKE THAT
omg young vendel!!!! also vendel totally ships blaaarrrgghh already
oooohhhh claire gets to fight edgy skull knight boy!!!
CLAIRE GODDAMMIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU IDIOT
CLAIRE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS STUPID
well... that escalated quickly
oh shit that changeling actually looks really cool???? this fight is awesome?????
DVARKSTONES YEEEESSSSSS
DVARKSTONES NOOOO-
i am REALLY loving changeling dude’s troll form though like for REAL that is an AWESOME design
past douxie you are NOT helping
merlin what part of “we have to go” do you not understand-
oh yay archie isn’t clipping through doux’s leg anymore in that one frame!
well... goodbye, cool changeling dude
arthur i still very much don’t like you
dammit angor why did you have to go and save her. i know she wasn’t evil yet but things went SO BAD SO QUICKLY
YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TO THOSE GOOD TROLLS WHEN YOU GO BEGGING FOR HELP, YOU BITCHES
hoo boy here we go Eternal Nighting again i am DYING
merlin is a simp for arthur and gunmar is a simp for morgana no you cannot change my mind
Episode 6
yay, vendel helping jim time!!!
yeah, you better feckin’ bow to vendel, you absolute bastard
only equals when they’re serving you, huh arthur??? HUH????
every time dictatious or angor is on screen my heart soars
dictatious i love you but stop being rude to callista
!!!! blinky and aaarrrgghh time! i’m so excited (also those other trolls are absolute jerks wtf)
this is THE BEST blaaarrrgghh canon situation i’ve seen yet omgggg
i’m a sucker for developing relationships i’m sorry
oh shit callista IS deya isn’t she??? i saw theories, but i wasn’t sure if it’d actually be true or not
OH HEY IT’S DRAAL
SHUT UP DRAAL, IT’S TOTALLY GONNA BE CALLISTA
gunmar, morgana could beat your ass, don’t test her, man
this training montage is killing me jfc-
aaawww this is a sweet jlaire scene :’) date night!!!
A M U L E T  T I M E
“at least she can lend a hand eh???” DOUXIE OMFG
i actually really like how merlin and douxie’s relationship’s been developing, it’s been frustrating at times but i like how it’s going
oh callista you have NO idea what’s coming lmaooo-
DEYA TIME HELL YES
DAMMIT DRAAL THIS IS NOT THE TIME
GODDAMMIT DRAAL YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
GODFREAKINDAMMIT
i’m so upset
“these creatures will never trust me” YEAH NO SHIT ARTHUR
wait deya was the FIRST trollhunter???? book and comic canon is garbage lol
aaawwww aaarrrgghh and blinky oh my GOD they’re adorable
IT’S ABOUT TIME, ARTHUR YOU TURD
YES SHE’S DEYA, Y’ALL WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
fuck you gunmar you binch
“today’s as good as any to die, though i never learned to read” galahad channels his inner angor
will somebody GET THAT ROCK OUTTA JIM’S CHEST ALREADY IT’S STRESSING ME OUT
i’m not ready for this war you guys
Episode 7
poor jim is having such a tough time SCREW THAT DAMN GREEN KNIGHT AND THAT DAMN ROCK
oh shit here comes the eldbitch queen-
morgana you look SO COOL but i wanna FIGHT YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE HECKER
is... is merlin gonna die???
oh wait, merlin’s tomb, i guess that’s to be expected lol
oh shit is jim gonna die??? what the HECK???? DON’T DO THIS TO ME???
sfgghgdjhfgj they made morgana REALLY creepy in these things... i love it and hate it at the same time lol
STEVE VS BULAR OMG
STEVE VS LANCELOT OH BOY
... is it bad that i didn’t realize nari was that one girl on the poster until literally seeing the frame that was on there? lol
WHAT THE FUCK???? BULAR JUST SLICED LANCELOT??? IN FRONT OF STEVE???? OH MY GOD THAT POOR KID’S SO TRAUMATIZED
that was brutal, but it also doesn’t surprise me
OH SHIT
ARCANE ORDER WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS????
welcome to wizards, where everything sucks all the time (but in a good way)
rest in fucking pieces, pendragon family
JIM NO
OH HELL YEAH, DEYA YES
and dictatious... still hasn’t switched sides. huh.
GO DEYA GO, YOU BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL TROLL, YOU!!!!
GET BULAR’S ASS, STEVE
ASGHFDFJG OMG LADY OF THE LAKE, EVEN BETTER LMAO- just yeet bular into the void why don’t you, lmao
oh god, these poor pathetic galadrigals lmao
:D aaarrrgghh!!!! this is the best!
hhhhhh dictatious is gonna turn, isn’t he??? i’m still SO suspicious lmao
“spellcaster guitar, darling” DOUXIE OMG YOU ABSOLUTE NERD
this is a SICK battle jam though ngl
archie and douxie battling together is THE BEST THING!!!!!!
aaaaand back to the shadow realm the eldbitch queen goes... wow....
merlin get back up you old dramatic fart
i REALLY love how incredibly bi steve is for ANYBODY that can kick ass lmao
where did my coward boy dictatious go
oh my god bellroc cries lava-
GET GUNMAR’S ASS, DEYA
also i’m seeing a major lack of akaridions in this “everybody returns for the world of magic” thing
deya you’re amazing sweetie aaaaaaAAAAAA
how is lance’s face still in one piece
i know this is a kid’s show but bular LITERALLY SLICED HIS FACE
nari why are you with these assholes???
aaahhh so the book canon about dictatious was right after all
i always preferred the “he was a sympathizer/with them all along” theory, but this one probably makes more sense lol
YO IS JIM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DIE????
i DO NOT believe they would actually kill jim lol
so i guess the future still happens normally??? but nobody remembers jim at the battle???
“why don’t they ever talk about that in the history books?” “my burden to bear” oh boy looks like i’ll get my answer to that soon
Episode 8
back to the present we go!!!! i wish we had seen more angor rot, there was only like ten seconds of him :(((
OH NO, JIM D:
well, the future LOOKS normal so far...
“took you long enough” BRUH THEY WERE GONE LIKE TEN SECONDS TO YOU GUYS, CUT DOUX A BREAK
!!!!! shannon!!! be careful what you wish for girl omg
“i have magic powers!” AHSGFDJFGKHLJLK
so merlin remembers the past... i’m so confused about this
LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE, YOU GREEN-KNIGHT BASTARD
JIM NO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?????
WHAT IS GOING ON WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT????? LEAVE MY JIMBO ALONE!!!!!!!!!
i love how incredibly used to the world-ending shit the arcadians are lmfao that is the BEST reaction
... will somebody please get steve out of the outhouse. please.
!!!!!! is it akaridion time???
KREL! KREL!!!!!!!
MY BEST ALIEN SON!!!!!!
zoe is doux’s wizard friend!!!! fandom also called it lol
or... is zoe an akaridion??? 
aww, poor uhl lol
oh, she’s a tech wizard!!! cool
THE GAY GIRL SHANNON KISSED IS A TECH WIZARD OMG!!!!
zoe has DEFINITELY dealt with her fair share of stupid customers
ohh, so these genesis seal things, was one of them that thing in the deep? it looks like that door that they used to get to gaylen’s core
jimbo :’(
SON of a BITCH is morgana coming back AGAIN???
GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS
i’m getting real tired of this arcane order, screw you guys
even morgana is sick of your bullshit lol
w
W H A T
ARTHUR IS THE GREEN KNIGHT????
not gonna lie i NEVER saw that coming, not in a million years
“PLEASE! YOU BOTH HAVE VALID POINTS” douxie is literally me trying to reason with fighting people jfc, big mood
“even I know it’s dumb and we’re STILL gonna go inside???” why is EVERYONE in this show SUCH a MOOD
come ON jimbo let’s GOOO don’t do this to me
GODDAMMIT ARCHIE WHYYYY
nari is so precious i love her
WIZARD DAD??? DID STEVE JUST CALL MERLIN WIZARD DAD??? WHAT
skrael’s little chuckle at steve lmfao, i died
okay, now that we’re back in the future, i don’t know if i can get behind a morgana redemption arc, but i know it’s what’s probably coming :/
i still feel bad for her, but she’s done so much extreme things of such a horrible degree
sfghdjfgkhl ARTHUR, HOE, YOU GOOD???
arthur needs to moisturize more
get their asses, merlin. i’m so tired of this arcane order
holy shit, merlin DOES die???
oh my god-
GET THEIR ASSES, DOUXIE
oh dang, good catch doux
he still gonna die though, oop-
this scene hurts, how DARE everybody toy with my emotions like this WHYYYYY
for real though the relationship between merlin and douxie was done amazingly in my opinion, even if the timeframe is a little tight, but i see what aaron meant by this being like a full-length action movie now (though obviously longer lol)
Episode 9
are we?? back in the past????
oh douxie, what are you doing...
oh, this is a flashback, i get it now
oof, my heart
omg the music here is KILLING ME you guys, my heart can’t take this
my heart is broken like the heart of avalon
ARE WE GETTING DRAGONS??? YOOOOOOOO
DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS!!!!!!!!
shut up skrael you bitch
morgana are you ACTUALLY sad about merlin’s death when you just had a major murder boner for him at the eternal night in arcadia????
nari’s eyes are SO beautiful omg, the detail in her design is AWESOME
no jim soul :’(((
maybe jim soul????
DRAGON TIME
ooo, BIG dragon time
that is... not the face i was expecting for a dragon. but i’ll take it lol
awww, archie’s dad! :D they’re both stupid and adorable hsfgdhfjgkh
does... does morgana remember the past stuff too???? like, of claire?????
mmmm not trusting this team-up yet
GODDAMMIT CHARLIE.
oh shit, we have another “destroy the amulet” situation
JIMBO!!!!! OH NO MY SON D:
dammit morgana please don’t poke fun at claire’s trauma you gave her
AGH WHY DOES THIS SHOW HAVE TO HURT SO MUCH
archie has the same reaction to his baby pictures as i do to mine lmfao
my heart hurts for douxie :’(
OH BYE, I GUESS-
this cool blue weird room is hella aesthetic
OH, MERLIN’S SAFE HAD THE SEAL THINGIES
funky
oh shoot, arthur/morgana angst time
“i fought for magic’s freedom, not destruction” hoe you tried to kill a bunch of people AND killed a bunch of trolls don’t pull that card on me-
i’m still slightly sad about this though
ADSFGHDJFGKHL THEIR REACTION TO MORGANA LMAO-
yet ANOTHER episode ending on steve screaming, omfg i’m dying here you guys, i am a simple lady and that dumb scream cut-off makes me chortle like an idiot
Episode 10 (LAST ONE!!!)
gettin’ REAL TIRED of these arcane bastards
ALIEN KREL TIME YAYYY!!!!!
WHAT, WE MISSED THE AWESOME MAGIC FIGHT??? AWWW
of COURSE krel got his ass beat lmao
krel you are NOT helping-
are we boutta pull more time shenanigans??? i’m scared
“she’d leave any of you for dead if it meant her freedom” i don’t know if i should be annoyed or excited that i have a line EXTREMELY similar to this in htfas... different context though, obvs
not liking bellroc’s voice so much anymore
shut up skrael i wanna fight you
... uh. doux. what you doin. i’m. i’m scared.
DOUXIE YOU ABSOLUTE NERD
hisirdoux casperan!!!! we finally got a full name!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHA USING TIME LOOPS AGAINST THE ENEMY OMG
that is GENIUS
“sorcerers give me heartburn” GATTO WHAT OTHER SORCERERS HAVE YOU EATEN MY DUDE
a+ for effort steve. lol
we got aaarrrgghh and jim fighting again, like at killahead... except it hurts more now :’(
GO DOUXIE GO HECK YEAH!!!!
mmmmmmstill not sure how i’m feeling about the morgana thing. i’ll never forgive her for the angor stuff, i’m sorry
“neither of us can escape gravity!” excuse me morgana but yOU CAN FLY FAM
adfgsdhjf they almost got eaten by a nyarlagroth omggg
ah crud, those arcane jerks are back YET AGAIN UUUGGGHHH
did douxie just call the arcane order BUTTSNACKS
iconic
oooooh, purple-eyed claire!!! very cool!
claire using beautiful magic powers gives me LIFE
oh shit, there goes morgana AGAIN
she must be getting real sick of dying at this point lol
i’m kinda sad toby has gotten swept under the rug yet again for another series
GOD, THIS MUSIC
SO good
JIM PROTECTED CLAIRE FROM THE BLAST AAAHHH
FINALLY GOT OUR FREAKIN BOY BACK
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY ACTUALLY JUST KILL JIM???
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
oh nvm he’s fine
wh
WHAT
he’s human again???
uuhhh
hmm
well that’s something i know is gonna be a topic of... possible disagreement in the fandom. lol
i’m not sure how i feel about that either...
rip douxie you shall be missed lol
this scene with doux and merlin is great
i really love that toa just. lets its male characters cry all the time. LET BOYS CRY, THEY DESERVE IT
ooo i like morgana’s death dress a lot. damn girl where do you get your afterlife clothes???
DID MERLIN JUST PEACE TF OUT WITH THE PUNK ROCK SYMBOL OMFG
archie is adorable i’m going to cry
i’m still VERY VERY unsure how to feel about the human jim thing. uuuhhh i’ll comment on that after some more thought, i think
JIM YOU ARE DEFINITELY STILL THE TROLLHUNTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAN DON’T YOU DARE DOUBT THAT
DOUXIE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
this music keeps absolutely murdering me every time it plays oh my GOODNESS
nari’s human clothes look SO cute *sobs* why is she so cute
i want to fight these arcane order jerks so bad come ON YOU JERKS
okay... wow. that was... a lot.
i need some processing time. (and a pee break)
i’ll try to collect my thoughts soon but god knows they won’t be coherent lmaooo
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thatanxiouswlw · 3 years
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Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, Moon, Sun, Sirius, Rigel, Deneb, Arcturus, Betelgeuse, Aldebaran, Canopus, Bellatrix, Alphard, Vega, Centaurus, Orion, Cassiopeia, Delphinus, Hercules, Gemini, Pegasus, Libra, Phoenix, Aries, Cygnus, Hydra, Milky Way, Andromeda, Black Eye Galaxy, Cartwheel Galaxy, Cigar Galaxy, Comet Galaxy, Pinwheel Galaxy, Sombrero Galaxy, Bode’s Galaxy, Sunflower Galaxy, Tadpole Galaxy, Whirlpool Galaxy, Comet, Asteroid, Meteor, Nebula, Shooting Star, Pulsar, Supernova, Quasar, Wormhole, Black Hole
OMFGGGGGGGGG GURL UR SO AMAZING I HOPE U ANSWER ALL THESE ASKS THX SO MUCH I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU <3
Y’all i am so sorry about this... blame @aclassicrocklesbian
Mercury: What’s your full name?
yeah no not saying 
Venus: What’s your first language?
anglais
Earth: Where’s your home?
next to my neighbor’s house
Mars: What’s your sexuality?
lesbienne
Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?
i have 4 but I only talk to my sisters
Saturn: Any pets?
i have a pug
Uranus: What’s your hobby?
idk breathing or watching the same show for a week+ straight
Neptune: When’s your birthday?
the day my mother pushed me out
Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?
9:22pm
Moon: What are you currently studying?
accounting and french
Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?
no
Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?
no the lowest i’ve gotten is a d+
Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?
of course i have
Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?
yes many times
Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?
of course
Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?
kissing my gf for the first time
Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?
my gf <3
Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?
no
Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?
uhh kind of ?
Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?
not through death but through growing apart and shit
Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?
been born
Centaurus: Favourite holiday?
xmas but not the actual day
Orion: Favourite month?
already answered
Cassiopeia: Favourite book?
Little Women
Delphinus: Favourite study?
idk what this means
Hercules: Favourite instrument?
bruh idk maybe the keytaur
Gemini: Favourite song?
idk most songs by One Direction or broadway
Pegasus: Favourite place to be?
with my girlfriendddd
Libra: Favourite color?
blue
Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?
flannel and ripped jeans with my knock-off birks, backwards flat-cap and a necklace
Aries: Favourite movie?
Shrek the Musical probably
Cygnus: Favourite weather?
snow storm
Hydra: Favourite sound?
her voice 😍
Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?  
me
Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social? 
already answered
Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight? 
eh idk about that
Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss? 
3/4/2021
Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills? 
non-existent
Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much? 
nope
Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to? 
considering the last person i talked to was my gf, eh maybe <3
Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now? 
i would say so
Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer? 
lol no i’m fat
Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity? 
probably not date but maybe become friends
Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship? 
yes
Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup? 
considering no one’s ever broken up with me, no
Comet: What’s your big dream? 
to marry my gf and travel the world with her
Asteroid: What does your dream life look like? 
to marry my gf and travel the world with her
Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t? 
my grandparents that i have a gf
Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be? 
being born
Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be? 
my old llama Windchimer 💔
Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years? 
graduate and get married 
Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die? 
idk become a wine aunt
Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be? 
@aclassicrocklesbian
Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t? 
moving in with my girlfriend this year
Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?
my current girlfriend but as my wife with our (potential) children pets
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‘always and forever, lara jean’: a bungled mess of my thoughts while watching the movie
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Alright, cards on the table: I never finished reading the book. I got bored a couple of pages in, so I just read up the summary on Wikipedia and called it a day.
Not gonna lie, I expected better from the movies. I loved the first movie; it was cute, it was fun, it hit all the right places. The second movie was… eh. Jordan Fisher is cute, so that’s a plus.
And then we got the third movie; the final in the To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before trilogy.
And it was somehow even worse.
Maybe I’m exaggerating. Despite its shortcomings in the plot and character development-related departments (the fact that Lara Jean wrote addresses for letters she never meant to send is something that will bother me on my deathbed), the movies have their merits. They’re cutesy and charming and enjoyable, overall; movie-LJ is sweet and unashamedly a girly-girl, which is a refreshing change from the #NotLikeOtherGirls, pick-me girls and bruh girls we had in loads of other YA movies growing up. Peter’s pretty cute, too; he’s not a possessive freak like so many other love interests (The Kissing Booth, After, Anna and the French Kiss), and his and Lara Jean’s dynamic is cute, too. Not to mention- we finally have an Asian lead whose Asian-ness isn’t the whole focus of the story!
Again, maybe I’m being extra with all this. The series is, at its core, solely for entertainment purposes. Not every piece of media has to have an underlying message and you shouldn’t need to read between every goddamn line to find something worthy of enjoying. They’re certainly helpful for whiling away a couple of hours; perfect for bingeing with a pint of ice cream in hand, and all of this is in good fun.
Also, it goes without saying, but: spoilers ahead.
The film beings with Lara Jean scribbling a postcard to Peter while she’s in Korea with her family. The inclusion of that little snapshot of Asian culture made me so happy- seriously, fuck everyone who says diversity in media doesn’t matter. I’m not even Korean, and I was overjoyed at seeing a couple of scenes just from the same continent I’m on. The K-pop music in the background was a fun touch, too (although all Korean music isn’t K-pop, but that’s a rant for another day).
(Also: Blackpink has so many more suitable songs than Pretty Savage that go with the theme of the movies. Kill This Love in the second movie while Lara Jean is getting ready to go to her boyfriend’s match is bad enough- they’re supposed to be in love in that scene, goddammit.)
One thing that bothered me throughout the movies is how obviously non-Korean Lara Jean and Margot look. It’s like whoever chose the cast went for any random Asian- Lana’s Vietnamese and Janel Parrish is half-Chinese, and it’s so obvious. You seriously couldn’t find two Korean-Americans who even vaguely resembled each other so they could pass for sisters? The actresses do a stunning job and I don’t want to shit on them, but I just wish they didn’t go with the ‘all Asians look the same, what’s the difference?’ mindset.
Also, a nitpicky thing I’ve noticed in movies with characters who read a lot: no one holds their books up while they’re reading. Your arms start to cramp, which is why you keep your book in your lap while you’re reading, or you rest on your belly and hold the book in front of you. My spine and shoulders didn’t suffer years of torture as a chronic reader for you to include characters who hold their books up while reading.
A major gripe I have with Always and Forever, Lara Jean is how the characters are almost jarringly out of character- not from the books, but from the two previous movies, too. Lara Jean didn’t have much of a character to begin with, so I can’t say much about her (she dissed Oasis at one point; it’s okay for me to be mean to her), but the rest of them are either caricatures of themselves or just totally different people.
Movie Peter >>> Book Peter. He’s almost too perfect (except for the fact that he unironically loves The Fast and the Furious, which… ew), almost too much of the ideal boyfriend. Not that my perpetually single arse would know. How do boyfriends even work? I wouldn’t know the first thing to do with one; how often should you feed it? Do you need to take it on walks?
(In the notes I’ve written towards the end of the film, I’ve complained about Peter being immature and making Lara Jean feel bad about following her dream to go to NYU. He confuses me.)
Not to mention how distractingly adorable Noah Centineo is from some angles and under certain lighting conditions (other times, he reminds me of the human version of Shrek and that bothered me). King of weird Tweets and Instagram captions though he may be, he’s got a really nice smile, and his gravelly voice is both parts sexy and disturbing.
But I digress.
I’ll never forgive the directors for what they did to Kitty and Chris- two of my favorite characters, from both the books and the movies. Kitty’s annoying to the point of being borderline unlikeable- gone is the occasionally snarky comic relief we all came to love; in her place is an annoying brat whose every line comes out forced. Also, making soap is fun; fuck you, Kitty.
Chris is essentially Dixie D’Amelio’s character from that TikToker Grey’s Anatomy ripoff; the main character in One Direction fanfiction from 2012 who doesn’t want to go to the concert but her best friend gets a ticket for her so she can’t bail but Harry Styles sees her in the crowd and falls in love at first sight and 50k of mutual pining and misunderstandings late, they get together. She’s cynical and snarky and hates capitalism and consumerism and prom (because of course she does), but secretly, she’s into it (because of course she is). My guess is that she’s there to appease all the arseholes (including myself) who accused the characters of being too one-dimensional, but it seems too out of place in a movie that doesn’t have much plot to begin with.
I really, really hate how Lucas was done dirty- throughout every single movie. Of course, it’s Lara Jean’s story so not every side character has to be fully fleshed out- but you’d think three. entire. movies. would be enough to give Lucas a bigger role than the GBF and the token black guy for the diversity brownie points. Every single time Lucas shows up, it’s to push Lara Jean and Peter’s story forward. I would’ve liked to see a romance for him pushed forward instead one for Chris- especially because he says, at one point in a previous movie, that it’s hard to find other gay boys, so it would’ve been sweet to see him find love- and Chris’s character arc could’ve been focused on reconciling with Genevieve. Instead, we see the OG Reggie from Riverdale be the one to show Chris the bright side of monogamy, and Lucas gets a date to prom as an afterthought (another darkskin black dude, so no one thinks the film is racist).
Genevieve’s character in this movie gives me whiplash. Look, I’m all for girls supporting girls- healthy female relationships are something way too many YA movies lack- but she goes from bitch queen extraordinaire to friendly the moment the next scene calls for it. Her character isn’t consistent. A redemption arc should be executed cleanly and believably; you can’t have a character be a total prick one moment and then suddenly be, “Hey, if you get into NYU, let me know,” the next.
And Genevieve’s still an arsehole to Chris; at one point, in NYC, while they’re at the NYU campus grounds (I knew that Lara Jean was going to go to NYU the moment she saw all the banners; I fucking called it), Genevieve tells Chris, “University is for people who actually have a future,” and I recoiled. I’m not the nicest of people and yet that was going too far. Chris doesn’t hesitate to shoot back a, “You peaked in high school,”, but still. Y i k e s. You can’t convince me someone’s turned over a new leaf when they say something like that.
Lara Jean’s dad (forgot his name; gonna call him Dr. Covey) is as unremarkable as ever, and his new wife (forgot her name, too… Trisha? Trina? Eh, something like that) is… unsettling. I mean, I get that they’re all loved up and twitterpatted, but there’s something about all the smiling they’ve got going on that chills me to the bone.
Also, Trisha/Trina kinda looks like TikTok’s ThatVeganTeacher and it bothers me.
Another huge problem with this movie even being made is that the series never had enough plot to continue onto a trilogy. Lara Jean’s letters are what the plots of the first and second movies revolve around; the third only mentions them in passing. The final love letter from Peter was a cute callback, but there’s a massive continuity issue with the first two movies and this last one- both character and plot-wise.
Maybe I’m not articulating this clearly enough, so I’ll use an example: take Harry Potter, for example. Harry’s main goal throughout the series is defeating Voldemort. And it takes all seven books for him to get there, to finally achieve this.
Lara Jean’s goal in the first movie changes midway; from keeping up the façade with Peter so she can avoid the crap with the rest of the letters getting out, to making her fake relationship real. It forms a bridge with the second movie; the letter that went out to John Ambrose, and her dithering between Peter and perfection (I’m not sorry). But what does the third movie have to do with any of this?
There were way too many music montages. You couldn’t go five minutes without a random pop song playing in the background, and it was annoying as hell. Don’t Look Back in Anger was w a s t e d on this stupid film. The artsy scenery shots were even worse- no, I don’t give a fuck about the New York skyline or a bird’s eye view of whatever vehicle Lara Jean is in. A few shots of Seoul would’ve sufficed; the rest was overkill. This movie is way too damn long already (almost 2 entire hours!!!); cut out a couple of those. No one cares.
I thought they’d pull the whole Aladdin trope with character-A-keeps-trying-to-tell-character-B-the-truth-about-a-lie-B-believes-in-about-A-but-B-keeps-interrupting, but Lara Jean (typing her name out is annoying, why couldn’t she have a single name, like both of her sisters?) comes clean earlier than I expected. Peter’s reaction about LJ not getting into Stanford is… uncharacteristically mature? No “Why did you lie to me?”, no accusations, not an ounce of betrayal. Which I did not expect from a guy who’s a little bitch for the greater part of book one (I really don’t like Book Peter, in case you couldn’t tell). I know fuck-all about book three’s Peter, so I can’t tell if he really did adopt this mature, well-adjusted persona, or the movie did it to make Peter seem like less of a dick (like they did it with the sextape-that-wasn’t-a-sextape in the first installment).
On a sidenote, how do these main characters in YA books get into really good colleges with zero to no visible effort? These arseholes fuck around for the entirety of the story and have way too much going on to actually do schoolwork, but they waltz into Ivy Leagues at the end. And apparently, I’m not the only one bothered by this.
There’s something to be said about how the movies don’t really sexualize minors (characters who are minors, to be fair. None of the MCs look anything like teenagers), though. It’s almost weird to see them not getting drunk and partying and having sex all the time. Maybe that’s why Lara Jean trying to get her hand on Peter’s dick felt so stilted and awkward (I cringed so hard when she kept trying to touch him and he kept pushing her hand away, holy shit).
And the kissing. It’s to be expected from a romance film, but there was so. Much. Kissing.
The amount of product placements (… actually, I could count only two: Apple and a pair of Beats headphones Lara Jean puts on at one point, but the movie shoved so many iPhones in my face that I’m obligated to exaggerate) would’ve made anti-capitalist Chris mad.
I’m guessing this all takes place in a parallel universe, sans the coronavirus. Still, being in quarantine this past year and being socially awkward for every other one, it was agonizing seeing everyone so close together in NYC. When Peter kissed the ball (lol) (I have the sense of humor of a straight boy in middle school, don’t judge me) when him and Lara Jean go bowling, I had a visceral reaction. And what are the odds of Peter meeting his estranged dad at the very same bowling alley?
Speaking of Peter’s daddy issues (I’ve written “Hardin but diluted” in my notes; I watched this movie at, like, 1 AM; I’m not entirely sure what was going through my head at that point)- I hated how they guilt-tripped Peter into giving his father another chance. In the wise words of Hannah Montana, everybody makes mistakes- but leaving your wife and two kids for another woman is pretty far from a little oopsie on Mr. Kavinsky’s part. I don’t blame Peter for hating him, and I’m not in a place to judge whether Mr. Kavinsky (does he get a first name?) should be forgiven or not, but I feel like they let him off too easy and made Peter seem like a misunderstood teenager with anger issues for not accepting Mr. Kavinsky’s (crappy) apology at once.
And it adds nothing to the story at all; Mr. Kavinsky peaces out after having one (01) coffee with his firstborn, and he’s never seen again. If you’re going to introduce a subplot, make it tie into the main storyline- the very least you could do is make it an important enough part of the story to have more than 10 minutes of the run time. It makes no sense as to why they’d bring up Peter’s dad in this last film, when he’s already gone through two perfectly fine. I guess it was a ‘tying everything up’ part… even though no one cared.
Lara Jean’s handwriting is surprisingly ugly for someone who’s written that many love letters. And her styling took a definite nosedive; her outfits in the first movie were so effing cute, but now they’re just… meh.
There are so many conversations and lines that the writers must’ve thought sounded good enough for someone to type out the quote in curly font and slap it on a screenshot from the movie to post on Instagram, but when it comes to the actual delivery, they just sounded… weird.
Peter says one time near the beginning of the film, “You know what I’m looking forward to the most in college? Never having to say goodnight,” because he expects him and Lara Jean to get into the same college.
But I guess the word they should’ve used was ‘good-bye’, because this just makes him sound stupid.
At one point, Lara Jean asks Kitty how much Kitty’s gonna miss her when she goes off to college, and Kitty says, “A four.” Later on, she confesses, “I’m gonna miss you a twelve, Lara Jean,” and all I could think was, “But we’re endgame, Archie!”
(In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t let people know I’ve watched Riverdale; it lessons my credibility.)
Still, there remains some good to be found: all the baked goods looked very delicious and made me crave chocolate chip cookies. Peter wearing the socks Lara Jean gifted him at the beginning of the movie was a cute gesture, and Lara Jean giving Peter her teal hatbox? The one she kept her love letters in? Was so? Cute? Help?
And hey, it’s a cliché that’s been done to death, but I’m always a sucker for that part in movies where the girl walks down the stairs in a pretty dress with her hand on the banister and the boy turns around and his mouth falls open and all he can say is, “Wow,”- and this film did not disappoint! Not to mention how cute both Lara Jean’s and Chris’s prom dresses were.
Dr. Covey and Trisha/Trina’s wedding was cute, too- I struggled to decide whether Kitty wearing a necklace that says ‘feminist’ and a tux is a bit too on-the-nose, but I’ve decided that it’s nothing to get my knickers all in a twist about (for clarification: it’s not the necklace or the crossdressing that made me debate this; I just wish they didn’t make a big deal out of it- I wish they didn’t have Kitty and Lara Jean get into an argument about her not wearing a dress, if that makes sense?).
And the final letter- the one from Peter to Lara Jean- I ate that shit up; it was so, so, so cute.
In conclusion (why is it so easy for me to crank out 3k about my thoughts on a Netflix movie and yet when it comes to English Lit. at school, I’d stare at a blank sheet of foolscap for ages?), did I enjoy the movie? Not really. There were parts of it that I liked, but it was overall too boring and I kept wishing I’d watched the new SKZ Code episode instead every few minutes.
But that doesn’t mean that it was bad. I kinda feel a little sad, actually, now that Lara Jean and Peter’s story has come to a close; To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, the first movie, is one of my favorites, and bitch though I might about them, the kinda grew on me… like an innocent plant, at first, but then like a fungus. Not a parasitic fungus, just not mutualistic, either… kind of like a commensal.
Maybe I should stop with the biology similes.
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stdankus · 7 years
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10/07
whoa, I was tagged by @studywithbread at the perfect moment as I seriously need some break from angsty fanfiction (thank you my savior) get some tea if you’re going to read this all, because man, it will take some time
rules: answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people
LAST: 1. drink: water 2. phone call: my dad 3. text message: last one I sent was a screenshot that I was tagged in this (lol) and last one I received said: I can’t see it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4. song you listened to: I’m pretty sure it was accidentally in love from shrek soundtrack (it IS a very good song) 5. time you cried: well, as I said - angsty fanfiction
HAVE YOU: 6. dated someone twice: lol, I’ve never dated anybody 7. kissed someone and regretted it: what is kissing 8. been cheated on: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9. lost someone special: unfortunately, yep 10. been depressed: I’m pretty sure I have seasonal depression? every year during autumn/winter I’m basically a wreck™ 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: drunk - yes, thrown up - no
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14. blue, red and lately yellow
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yES! and I seriously would be dead without them (it was last year, right? or year before? whatever) 16. fallen out of love: does crush count? 17. laughed until you cried: why wouldn’t I do it this year? I do it all the time lol 18. found out someone was talking about you: bruh, I’m so amazing people talk about me all the time 19. met someone who changed you: bet I did 20. found out who your friends are: yup 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what did I say about kissing
GENERAL: 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know: all of them, I guess? 23. do you have any pets: I have a cat and a dog (I used to have also a hamster but my cat decided to eat it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 24. do you want to change your name: I already answered that question - not really 25. what did you do for your last birthday: I invited my closest friends for a little sleepover 26. what time did you wake up: today, surprisingly around 9 am, but don’t be fooled, I sleep crazy hours 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: reading fanfiction, duh 28. name something you can’t wait for: drabbles from @shookspears, going to cinema with friends, 5th season of sherlock (HAHAHAHAHHA) 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a second ago, she told me that i should see a doctor. sorry mom this fanfiction is jUST 30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: in the past - nothing really - everything that happened made me a person that I am today, and I like that chick. in the present - well, I should get a job probably 31. what are you listening to right now: my jeanmarco playlist I’m sorry 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I know and talk to two toms actually 33. something that is getting on your nerves: poorly written smutty fanfiction (I can only get through it when it’s well written and has, well, some plot), people telling me that I should care what other people think, being told that I should do something differently by a person who has no idea what I’m doing, raisins in pierogis (who puts that shit in them) 34. most visited websites: ao3, tumblr, youtube
LOST QUESTIONS: 35. mole/s: I have two on my face 36. mark/s: I used to have something shaped like diamond on the small of my back 37. childhood dream: I wanted to be a fashion designer, that’s all I think 38. hair color: chestnut brown, but I used to have red-ish something on my head and subtle ombre (not at the same time) 39. long or short hair: short 40. do you have a crush on someone: uh, martin freeman, benedict cumberbatch, levi ackerman, kageyama tobio? irl I stopped really caring 41. what do you like about yourself: my butt, being able to lose my weight without problems, my strong legs, brows, big lips, being able to change my handwriting as I wish, being good at math, not caring much what people think about me 42. piercings: I don’t have any 43. blood type: I’m pretty sure it’s B 44. nickname: when I was in primary school older guys used to call me “chocolate” because of my slightly darker skintone and being cute (thisissoadorableksks) 45. relationship status: single, and I don’t really want to change it 46. zodiac: sagittarius 47. pronouns: she/her 48. favorite tv show: SHERLOCK, duh, sense8 49. tattoos: I don’t have any but my friend is getting one done soon and shE WON’T TELL ME WHEN 50. right or left hand: right 51. surgery: nope 52. hair dyed in different color: as I said, it was red-ish burgundy something 53. sport: I wish I was good in any, but I like rollerblading, skating and when I’m in the mood - basketball 54. where’s 54 55. vacation: almost every year I’m going with my family see some polish lakes, but I was once in london (blessing) and in milan 56. pair of trainers: I don’t really understand the question but converse and nike roshe??
MORE GENERAL: 57. eating: biscuits called ‘maltanki’ (good shit) 58. drinking: my cat stole my water 59. I’m about to: continue reading fanfiction 60. stop skipping numbers, dear author, it’s cheating 61. waiting for: cinema and gabi to show me her tattoo 62. want: uhm, money? more washi tapes, more mac lipsticks, money, better grades (tho it’s summer, I’m relaxing), to sing well, watermelon 63. get married: don’t think so, I’m pretty sure I’m asexual (maybe demi?) so it should be a similar person so that it could work somehow 64. career: I’m considering few options - graphic designer, something connected to advertising, or criminologist
WHICH IS BETTER: 65. hugs or kisses: I don’t kiss, and I’m not a fan of hugging (only with v close friends/my mom) 66. lips or eyes: my lips, someone’s eyes 67. shorter or taller: honestly it’s hard to find someone shorter than me 68. older or younger: oLDER, like benedict cumberbatch older (jk)(or do I) 69. COME ON IT REALLY IS CHEATING. at this moment is what, 89 questions to answer you lying duck 70. nice arms or nice stomach: nice back 71. sensitive or loud: depends, sensitive I guess 72. hook up or relationship: relationship 73. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: what did I say about kissing 75. drank hard liquor: well, my friends broke me (I’m looking at you) 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: I don’t wear them 77. turned someone down: a lot (sorry guys) 78. sex in the first date: what is sex 79. broken someone’s heart: yuuuuup 80. had your heart broken: I don’t have a heart 81. been arrested: nope 82. cried when someone died: a lot 83. fallen for a friend: duh
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself: as much as I like myself, I don’t always believe in myself 85. miracles: if I pass my oral polish matura it will definitely be a miracle 86. love at first sight: I think so 87. santa claus: hoW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT 88. kiss on the first date: not really 89. *coughs* 88 questions
OTHER: 90. current best friend name: patryk, gabi, magda, love you guys 91. eye color: grey-ish 92. favorite movie: kingsman: the secret service
now, tag 20 people (well, I tag as many as I can think about right now, but if you see this post consider yourself tagged) @teddvlcpin @madstudies @sleepisnotmydivision @rawbug @designstudy @successaesthetics @officiallystudying @heyheyheyitsolehickoryhammike (man, someday I’m gonna break my fingers writing your username) @026ml-studies
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