Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound
Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…
Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…
Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-
Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.
Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…
Bucky whispering: …Peter.
Sam: Why did you whisper that?
Bucky: He’s always listening.
Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.
Bucky: Hey-
Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-
Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-
Steve: Language.
Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.
Happy: Peter and Tony.
Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.
Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:
Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.
Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.
The Avengers watching back the footage:
Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.
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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."
Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."
Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"
Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"
Loki: ".... Pardon?.."
Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*
Clint: "No."
Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."
Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."
Peter: "A worm? I mean..."
*thinks about it for a second*
"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."
T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."
Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"
Wanda: *small laugh*
"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."
Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*
"Is that a serious question."
Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*
Loki and Fandral give off the vibe of exes who loved each other but broke up but they still love and care each other deeply
Loki and Sif give off the vibes of exes who were hot and heavy but they didn’t end things on the best of terms
Loki and Tony give off the vibe of two horny idiots who have an amazing one night stand and then they become unlikely best friends and do a bunch of stupid stuff together like pulling pranks and going to crazy parties
Loki and Mobius are tragic lovers who got torn apart by their need to save everything for each other and deserved so much better
Loki and Stephen are a bickering married couple with extreme sexual tension
Loki and Bruce don’t seem like a couple in the slightest but they would end up together to everyone’s surprise
There really is so much that can be done with various dynamics when it comes to Loki and other characters