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weyirn · 10 months
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Hello :)) I hope you’re well! could i please ask for a sort of reaction-type thing with marvel men x male reader, where the reader smothers their face and hands in small kisses, especially when they’re in a bad mood?? thank you!!
Hi!! I hope you're doing good as well!! :3
Marvel Men x Male!Reader
Smothering Their Face and Hands With Kisses
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☆Steve blushes and smiles every time. He gladly returns the favor by grabbing your waist and kissing you on your lips, as well as giving you forehead kisses. If he's in a bad mood, it probably won't change his mood drastically, but he will appreciate you trying to make him feel better.
❄️Bucky hasn't gotten this kind of affection in a long time, but this is still a pleasant surprise for him. He absolutely just melts underneath your touch and the kisses you give him, especially when you're using this to comfort him when he has nightmares. He's a little shy on returning the favor at first, but when he eventually does, he gives you all the hugs and kisses you desire.
💲Tony teases you about how you just can't get enough of him and then brags about how irresistible he is (ugh lol). He'll probably kiss you in public and have his arm around your waist to show you off. Doing this while he's in a bad mood will cause him to roll his eyes and say something among the lines of, "a kiss can't fix everything." (And then he'll ask for some later lol)
🕸Peter gets flustered every time and just stutters over his words, not sure what to say. There are times when he's too shy to ask for kisses when he wants them, so he uses little hints instead, which may result in him being teased about it. It will give him comfort when you give him kisses when he's in a bad mood.
⌲Sam jokes about you doing this all day long (which you probably would do lol), but admits that he wouldn't mind it. He can always count on you to cheer him up, laughing while you give him kisses, lifting his mood. He loves to give you surprise kisses every now and then.
🐜Scott would immediately cup your cheeks and kiss you all over your face in return. When he's in a bad mood, it catches him off guard and he might just forget what he was mad about.
💚This surprises Bruce and makes him a little flustered at first, but he still appreciates it. It's beneficial if you do this when Bruce is in a good mood; it makes him feel loved and he appreciates the affection.
⚡️Thor gives you just as much kisses (if not way more). But he kisses you anywhere and everywhere, not just your hands and face.
🐍Loki doesn't know what to think about it at first since he's not used to receiving affection. Over time, he slowly just wants more and more of it. When he's in a bad mood, he acts like he doesn't want it or enjoy it (even though he actually loves it).
🖤Eddie definitely needs something like this. With all the stress and how tired out he gets from it, it's good for him to finally wind down, along with you just pressing kisses on his face. Venom on the other hand teases you about it.
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pascalsummers · 9 months
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Can you do marvel men with a male reader that hide a pretty serious injury because he don't want them to be worried ? How will they find out and what will be their reaction ?
A/N: Enjoy!
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You Hide a Serious Injury (Avengers x Male Reader)
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BUCKY
From his training in HYDRA Bucky would pretty easily notice something off about you. He would wait until the two of you are alone to mention anything to you. Bucky would easily notice how serious it is and would take you to the nearest hospital. Once you get treated he would ask you why you would keep something like this away from him. When you tell him your reasoning he would somewhat understand but would tell you he would prefer if you just tell him when it happens.
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STEVE
Steve would notice your weird demeanor and ask if everything was all right. If you said you were okay he would be hesitant but would trust your judgement. Though after still seeing you in pain, he would ask you to just tell him what's wrong so he can help you in some way. After he learns about the injury he would immediately take you somewhere to get it healed. When you tell him why you kept it secret Steve would tell you that he always worries about people he cares about so next time don't be afraid to tell him.
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THOR
This man show's his love for you in very physical ways so Thor would instantly notice your wince of pain when he hugs you. He would think that he hugged you too tight and apologize but you would assure him that it's not his fault. You would eventually reveal your injury to assuage Thor's worries about hurting you and Thor would take you to Bruce or a hospital to treat you. Thor would understand your hesitance to tell him but would gently tell you that taking care of yourself is more important than Thor's possible worry.
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TONY
Tony wouldn't notice right away since he tends to be hyper-focused on his work and forgets to pay attention to other things. Though when Tony has some free time he would go to hang out with you and would notice your weird behavior. Tony would question your behavior and though you would try to brush it off Tony would easily see through your lie. After you get treated and explain to Tony why you didn't say anything he would jokingly tell you to leave the ignoring of one's well-being to him.
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LOKI
Loki is pretty good at reading people so it wouldn't take him long to notice that something is off about you. He would confront you directly about and the two of you would go back and forth for a little bit before you eventually give in and show Loki your injury. Loki would then take you to Bruce to get healed while slightly scolding you for not seeking help sooner. After you are treated Loki would tell you in a nicer tone that you need to look after yourself regardless of Loki's possible reaction to it.
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BRUCE
While the two of you are hanging out Bruce would notice the pain you are in and would ask you if everything is okay. When you show Bruce the injury he would quickly take you to the medical bay to treat it. When you try to explain your reasoning Bruce would kindly tell you that the both of you will talk about it after he treats you since he needs to focus. Once you explain yourself Bruce would tell you that while he can understand your thought process you still need to treat injuries as soon as possible so they don't get worse.
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r0b1ns · 1 year
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MARVEL - CUDDLING POSITIONS
X MALE READER
CHARACTERS: Matt Murdock, Eddie Brock, Steven grant, mark Spector, Jake lockley, Arthur harrow, Thor, Bruce banner, jack Russell
CW: none
WORD COUNT: 400+
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MATT MURDOCK
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Usually doesn't like to cuddle but when he's stressed he likes when you hug him behind, no matter what position and just wrap you hands around him and hold him close.
EDDIE BROCK
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Likes to lay on top of you, head to chest and wrap his arm and leg around you. Venom will likely get jealous and wrap himself all around you and push Eddie away. Eventually let's Eddie back. Please rub eddies hair.
STEVEN GRANT
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He likes spooning you. It just makes him feel like he's protecting you. He hugs you and knows you're there and not going anywhere. Clinging super tight to you so cherish every moment of breathing.
MARK SPECTOR
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Won't admit to anyone but he just can't fall asleep unless ur both facing each other and you pulling him onto your chest and wrapping your limbs around him. He's always the one who protects and makes sure you're alright, but in bed he likes when you protect him and take control (😉😉)
JAKE LOCKLEY
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He doesn't like cuddling so you have to insist. When it does happen you just lay on his chest with his arm around you.
THOR
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He's a big spoon. Yes A big spoon. He almost swallows your whole body with his limbs. Puts his leg around your waist. Sometimes he ends up on top of you, your face squishing into the pillow and you can barley move.
ARTHUR HARROW
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He only likes when the top half of your body is on his chest, your arms fold to your face and his are wrapped around you. He doesn't move a lot in his sleep so it's the most comfortable position for him.
BRUCE BANNER
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He usually lays on top of you, head to chest, and you play with his hair. He melts when you do this, it makes him feel so relaxed and safe. At the beginning of your relationship he was too afraid the do this so you just cuddled him from behind, but when you started doing this every day he understood you like cuddling and won't mind him making the first move.
JACK RUSSELL
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Honestly every position where he's the one being cuddled. It makes him forget his a "monster", he feels like a regular man, who's boyfriend will protect him no matter what. He loves it when you rub his hair (he does have some wolfie traits) and he wants to cuddle every chance he gets. Wants as much skin to skin contact as possible.
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!GIFS ARE NOT MINE!
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pendragon-writes · 1 year
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𝒴𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒮𝒶𝒻𝑒 𝒩𝑜𝓌
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Bruce Banner x Son!Teen!Reader
Requested: Yes
TW: Being held hostage, Typical MCU violence, anxiety, guns, threats, hospitals
When your dad was being recruited to the Avengers initiative you were only 10. Now, most people would assume a little wouldn't understand why a lady with red hair and a man wearing an eyepatch had to do with their parental figure but you knew very well why they were here. Being the son of the great scientist and the 'Other guy' as your dad referred to him meant you were always on the run, but being able to read other intentions no matter what they said helped you figure out that they not only wanted to use his brains for the good of humanity but also his brawn from the 'Other guy'.
But it was safe to say that after much persuasion you managed to get him to join and bring you to their headquarters. As the years passed both you and your dad found a new family in what one of the members liked to call "Super Secret Boy Band" which didn't become that much of a secret once news spread of a team of earth defenders but hey it was alright.
Of course, this new responsibility came with a lot of anxiety when it came involving the "Other guy". Your dad was terrified of him possibly hurting you and you tried to reassure him time and time again that you would be fine and alright. Even though you've only met the 'Other Guy' two times now both encounters resulted in you not being injured by him.
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What you thought was going to be an average Friday of you having the place to yourself and the rest of the team going on a mission you instead were held hostage by one of the hydra soldiers back at the tower. "Talk Gör and I'll shoot your other leg you understand!?" The masked man spoke. You shook your head up and down, anxiety was rushing over you and the blood was draining out. While what you thought would be an average Friday of doing some projects you were captured by one of the soldiers and that definitely wasn't what most people would consider an average Friday.
The masked man started talking into a walkie-talkie in what you assumed to be german. His heavy accent carried on out into the halls, as you tried your best to not pass out you turned your head to see the same man get crashed into the wall by a giant green figure. More men busted in and tried shooting it but it was no use as they all came crashing down. After all of the masked men were unconscious the green giant walked up to you and gently moved his way. This slightly shocked you but then again with the encounters you've had it wasn't a shock.
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The Hulk gently picked you up and brought you to central park where it was surprisingly abandoned. As he put you back down a team of shield medics rushed to you but before they reached you anything you did the hypnosis trick that Natasha taught you. "The sun's getting real low" you repeated from memory, putting your small palm against his larger one. Soon enough your dad returned to his normal state and immediately hugged you. "Are you okay kid?! Wait of course you're not okay your bleeding. I need a med team stat my son is bleeding!" He shouted. The rest of the team returned to you being brought into the emergency car and Bruce hopping in with an oversized hoodie.
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After a few hours, you woke up to your dad sleeping to your right with his hand on top of yours and laying his head next to your good leg. Gently, you tapped his arm and woke him up. "You're awake," He commented. "So are you," you replied, smiling a bit. "You know, I thought the other guy would hurt you but I'm glad I was wrong," He said as he hugged you. "Well there's nothing to worry about dad I'm safe" You reciprocated the hug, and you let yourself sink into the feeling of warmth and safety, finally you felt safe after that awful event.
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professorrw · 2 years
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A Red Carpet Event
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Pairing: male reader x Bruce Banner
Request: Could it be possible for you to do a Bruce Banner x Male!Reader? Smut or fluff, I dont care, Bruce needs some love and affection
Warnings: fluff
A/N: Requests open, taglist open, inbox open! Please like, comment, and reblog!
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Your boyfriend was a doctor, scientist, Avenger, and the Hulk. He wasn’t always those things. When you had met him he was just a fellow doctor and scientist. The years that you spent working together made your partnership turn into friendship, and the friendship turn into a romance. It took a while though. Bruce was timid and shy, but you were the opposite. You were bold and outgoing, which complimented your boyfriend well.
While most would never guess that you two would work, your relationship was quite harmonious. Of course there were challenges, especially when Bruce turned into the Hulk and went on the run, then ended up joining a group of superheroes. Even though he struggled with that new aspect of himself at first, he ended up gaining some confidence from his green counterpart.
No matter what Bruce would go through, you would be by his side, and he wouldn’t want it any other way. Wherever he was, you weren’t far away. You aided in any and all ways that you could, even if it was just calming Bruce down and helping him transition back to himself again. Because of your line of work, you could also give your input on anything science related when it came to Avengers missions.
Being the boyfriend of an Avenger wasn’t all missions though.
Your limo rolled right up to the red carpet for the annual science gala, which celebrated all technological and scientific advances that happened in the past year. The Avengers, along with you and Pepper, were invited. Even though red carpets and flashy events weren’t exactly Bruce’s scene, they were right up your alley. According to your boyfriend you were born for the spotlight. He could recall years ago how confident you were every time you were presenting new ideas at conferences. Bruce admitted that he always admired how you glowed at times like those.
“Ready?” you asked. You looked at your boyfriend, who had been holding your hand the entire ride to the venue. He would always get nervous right before it was time to walk out, which you thought was cute.
He took a deep breath, “I think so.” He gave your hand a squeeze and opened the door. He held his hand out for you to take, which you gladly did. As soon as you stepped out your vision was blinded with flashes from cameras. They didn’t faze you anymore though. 
You and Bruce walked forward with your heads held high and smiles on your faces. You felt good, and knew you both looked good. Bruce was dressed in a tailored black suit with a forest green tie, which you thought he looked amazing in. Not to mention it matched his personality. Your suit was the same forest green as his tie, but your suit was much more dazzling. It was embellished with gold stitching starting from the shoulders and creating a subtle flower pattern downwards. Even though it wasn’t your job to look good, you made sure that every outfit you wore to an event made a statement.
After posing for the cameras together you walked further down to talk to interviewers. The first that caught your attention was a young woman with a bright smile.
“And here is Bruce Banner and his husband Y/N Banner,” the reporter said. You raised your eyebrows and smirked at her calling you Bruce’s husband. It made your heart flutter, and you wouldn’t mind being called that on the daily. Bruce however, was caught off guard and flabbergasted. His face turned red and he sputtered.
“I think you’ve flustered my husband here,” you said, chuckling.
“Did I say something wrong?” she asked. She must have been new because she immediately seemed to start panicking
“Not exactly. I’m sad to inform you that Bruce and I aren’t married yet though.”
“Oh,” she said, relieved. She recovered quickly though and asked her next question. “Are there wedding bells in the future?”
You looked over at Bruce, who had taken the time to collect himself. “I- I would think so. I hope so.”
“Ooo,” she responded. “Y/N what do you think?”
“I would love to marry Bruce whenever the time comes of course.”
“Aww. You two are so amazing together. I know the whole world will be watching when you guys get married. I assume the wedding would be beautiful since you two always show up and show out.”
“Thank you,” Bruce said.
You and Bruce continued down the line and talked to everyone you could before finally escaping to your seats inside. Being with an Avenger, your seats were right near the stage.
Bruce’s shoulders dropped once he relaxed into his seat. His social meter had been drained.
“How are you holding up?” you asked. You reached for his hand under the table and rubbed it.
“I’m okay. A little frazzled though. I wasn’t expecting that. Not that it bothered me or anything, it was just unexpected.”
You chuckled. “I understand what you mean.”
“I guess… I guess we haven’t really talked about marriage.”
“It never really came up. Our time together has been a whirlwind,” you said.
“I know, and I’m sorry.”
“Bruce,” you said softly, “I wouldn’t change it for the world. I’m just glad we’re together.”
“Y/N…” His eyes got shiny and you thought he was about to cry but no tears came. He sniffed once and then took both of your hands in his. “I love you and I want to marry you.”
“I want to marry you too,” you smiled. Bruce being so straightforward was rare but you cherished every single time he said sweet things like that. Looking at him you saw your entire world. You saw the man you would risk everything for. You saw the man-
“What is going on over here?” Tony said. He strutted up to your table, ending the precious moment you two were having. “Lovers,” he sighed, and rolled his eyes. Pepper lightly smacked his arm and shook her head. “Sorry,” she mouthed.
“It’s alright,” you mouthed back.
Following in right behind Tony and Pepper was the rest of the gang. They all took their seats and just moments later the lights dimmed, and the showcase began. You glanced over at Bruce, who was softly smiling at you. You were perfectly content with your life.
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giftshopist · 2 years
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🧪 welcome to my blog! 🧪 my name is rudy. my pronouns are he/him. i'm an adult. 🧪 here, i plan to write MARVEL x READER fanfiction with a focus on masculine & non-binary readers. i also hope to dabble in writing USFW!
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🧪 fic requests are OPEN! 🧪 headcanon requests are OPEN!
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snxffer-tv · 11 months
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ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ
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I feel you (male reader)
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issdisgrace · 2 years
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WE LOVE AND ACCEPT YOU
WARNINGS: Supportive dad Bruce, loving avengers, fluff
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Today was the day that I came out as trans to my father. I know he will accept me for fuck sakes he literally turn into a big green monster when he's angry.
“Friday is my father in his lab.”
“Yes, he is.”
“Thanks.” I take a deep breath and head to the elevator to go down to the lab. The elevator ride seemed like it took a century. I walked to my dad's lab and stopped before the door.
“It's now or never.” I said to myself as I opened the door to find my father tinkering with some device. He looked up and smiled.
“Hey, Honey.”
“Hey Dad, umm can i talk to you for a minute about something important?”
“Here, take a seat.” He said as he pulled the stool beside him out. I walked over to him and sat in the seat. We sat in silence for a moment until my father spoke up.
“So, what do you want to talk about?”
“Ummm god how do i start this?”
“Take your time. No need to rush.” He says as he puts down the device he was tinkering with. I looked down at my lap, picking at the skin around my nails.
“Umm, so I wanted to talk to you about something that I realized. Dad, I'm trans and I want to go by he/him pronouns.”
“Oh, honey, no need to be nervous. I love and accept you. Do you want to by a different name? If so, what name?”
“I-i haven't really thought about different names. I was thinking if this went well, maybe you would help me figure out a new name.”
“I would love to. How about in a bit we go to the hair salon that has that really nice man that always cuts our hair and get you something shorter. Then, after the haircut, we can go to the mall and get you some new clothes.”
“I would really love that, dad.”
“Alright, then it settled. Let me put my stuff away and we can leave.”
“Sounds good. I’m gonna go get dressed in something else. How about we meet in the lobby in half an hour?”
“Yeah, that sounds good.”
TIME SKIP
When we got back to the compound, it was around 9pm. I had new hair and some new clothes. A super supportive father in tow.
“Dad, can we tell the others after we get my stuff up to our floor and put it away?”
“Yeah honey, whatever you want to do.”
It was maybe 1 hour later when we got everything put away and situated into my room.
“Dad, I think I'm ready.”
“Friday, where are the others?”
“They are all in the lounge.”
“Thanks Friday. Alright honey, do you want to go down now?”
“Yeah.” With that, we headed to the elevator. The ride in the elevator seemed a little long, but maybe that's because my anxiety was eating me alive again.
“Honey, it's gonna be ok. I know you're nervous, but they are all gonna accept you.”
“I know, dad, I just can't help it.”
“I know, but I’m gonna be with you the whole time.” The elevator doors opened, and we stepped out. We went to the lounge to see all the avengers hanging out and talking. Nat noticed us and gave us a little wave. We walked over to her and sat down next to her.
“I’ve seen you finally told your father. I’m proud of you, kid.”
“Thanks Nat, I’m proud of myself, too. We actually came down to tell the others.”
“You want me to get their attention?”
“We would like that.” Nat walked to the center of the room and spoke up.
“Be quiet everyone. Bruce and their kid would like to share something.”
“Dad, can you do this for me? I feel like I’m gonna pass out.” I whisper to him.
“I will. Don't need you passing out on me.”
Everyone was looking at us. God, it was so nauseating. The silence and anxiety filled the air until my father spoke up.
“This is my son. His pronouns are he/him. We have yet to figure out a new name, so just call him by his nickname. If you say anything transphobic to him or make him feel bad about his identity. I will hulk smash you. That's a promise.” The room fell silent for a couple of minutes. The atmosphere was tense and uncomfortable.
“Well, kid, nice to meet you. Never knew Bruce had a son. You look eerily like him. Lol you're his mini me” Tony said.
“Tony, don't make fun of the kid.” Steve spoke up.
“Hey, I’m just stating the obvious. “
Peter then spoke up. “Tony, stop being mean to my best friend.”
“I’m not being mean.”
“Yes, you are. You are being the biggest meanie.” I laughed a little. Looks like it didn't change how Peter sees me. That's good.
“I hope you know this doesn’t change how we all feel about it.” Steve said. It was nice to see Steve so accepting you know all coming from the 30s.
“Thanks Steve. It means a lot to me.”
“You’re welcome kid. Now come give me my hug. You owe me.” I walked into Steve's open arms. He hugged me tightly. I feel so loved. I started crying.
“Hey, no need to cry.”
“It's just i feel so loved and accepted.”
“Why does he get a hug and I don't?” Peter whined.
“Come here, then if you want a hug. Steve opened his arms so Peter could slip in and get his hug. I hugged peter.
“Group hug.” Thor said and came and hugged Steve and us. Everyone piling in.
“I love you guys. Thanks for being accepting.”
“We all love you too honey.” My father said.
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lazydoodlesandfanfic · 2 months
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Fate's Plans (Wanda Maximoff X Male!Reader)
Characters: Wanda Maximoff X Male!Reader
Universe: Marvel, Avengers (Takes place sometime after AOU)
Warnings: Pregnancy, vague mentions of birth, bit of swearing
Could you write Wanda x male!reader, it’s just fluff really if that’s ok. Wanda and the reader find out they’re pregnant and the fic’s about their time throughout the pregnancy and after their child is born. Maybe the reader kinda freaks out a bit and Wanda finds it really funny/cute.
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There were a lot of people who believed that finding true love was an act of fate. If it happened to you, you’d know immediately, and it would become a story to tell your kids and grandkids beside the person you were destined to grow old with. Wanda was one of those people. She believed with all her whole heart that her parents' meeting was fate, even if it meant that they would die young, leaving behind her and Pietro. However, she also believed that this fate wasn’t ever going to happen to her. Life was too cruel- why would life beat her down so hard so far just to throw her a bone now? And she was okay with that. She believed this so hard, that it actually took her a while to realise that she was wrong. Fate did have other plans for her, and the love of her life was already with her.
Wanda only realised it was you, was when she watched you excitedly calling her name repeatedly, getting a little quieter as you got close and closer, beaming as you proceeded to hand her a cloth bag that fit in her hand, and watched excitedly as she opened it, finding several stones, shells and even sea glass, and you went on to explain that on your PTO (Because you’d gotten injured on a mission and should have been resting) you’d gone to the coast with some family and gathered some trinkets because you thought she’d like it. She didn’t like it. She loved it, and she loved that you had thought of her and did this. That’s why immediately after, she asked you to dinner, and your eyes widened, not expecting that, before stuttering out an acceptance.
She was surprised it took her so long for herself to realise how special you were. You were an agent of SHIELD, and had been for two years, starting just a year after Wanda became an Avenger. Being young, and a rookie, you got a lot of teasing, especially from people like Clint and Tony, but you took it all in your stride and with a smile. You were always kind, eager to help, which on first appearance made you appear a bit of an airhead or gullible, but oh boy, was that wrong- Tony learnt that the hard way, when he tried to prank you by putting you in charge of checking over his security software for any faults, bugs, or cyber attacks, him already having it planned out for you to be overwhelmed and for FRIDAY to mimic an actual attack to scare you, only for you to handle it, and actually catch a bug in the system. All of which you announced to Tony in front of several other Avengers, including Wanda. Not long after, you ended up being assigned on a mission with Natasha, Clint and Steve, and come back with the three gobsmacked, and then tell a story of you being the most competent and well trained agent any of them had actually worked with. That kind of complimentary talk really boosts you up the ranks, it turns out, and soon Wanda was able to see it first hand. 
But out of missions, you were that kind, slightly silly person. You always asked about her day, complimented her on her recent mission, and eventually, you began giving gifts- getting her coffee in the morning, then also a bit of breakfast, then snacks, and eventually your gifts moved from food and drinks to finding DVDs of obscure movies she mentioned wanting to watch again, or fixing things for her in your down time. Your sewing skills on her cardigans and skirts were far from professional, but they worked as intended, and it was a lovely gesture. Wanda practically slapped herself when she realised these were your ways of trying to show you liked her.
As soon as you two actually started dating, everything just clicked. Your acts of love and affection didn’t slow down at all, except now the coffee and breakfast was something you grabbed together, you kept her favourite snacks at yours for when she came over, and she did the same for you, and dates between you was basically anytime you two got to be alone together- which was whenever you two had time after work, or after a mission, where you two just cuddled and relaxed after it all. The only real problem was the part where you two would be at work and be teased by your team for being kids in love, but it was all in good fun. The team was fully supportive. They saw how happy you made Wanda, and how well you two clicked. It was worth the aww’s and teasing whenever you told each other you loved each other or shared a look across a room. This did get a little better though when you two actually moved in together a year and half into your relationship, though now the team would regularly question when you two were gonna get married already.
Imagine the team's surprise when Wanda announced that she was going on desk work for the next few months- because you two were having a baby. 
“You know, there’s still time for a shotgun wedding.” Tony commented, walking past Wanda as she was sitting reading a mission report, also enjoying some baby carrots, the bowl balanced on her belly that had grown a lot the last few months. 
“Not happening Tony. Knowing my luck, I’ll go into labour while saying my vows.” She commented, not looking up. 
“You don’t even have to walk down an aisle or anything- we get you a white dress, get Y/N in a suit- can’t Captains officiate weddings? I own boats, that counts, right?” Tony questioned.
“Tony, we know you just want another party. I have no clue how you’re still functioning after what you pulled at the baby shower.” Natasha commented, coming in the room to give Wanda new forms, before taking the ones from her. “Now leave her alone, before I tell Clint.” She warned. Tony raised his hands in surrender, before leaving the room. “Now you.” 
“I haven’t done anything.” Wanda defended. 
“Other than you’re supposed to be working from home? You’re due any day now.” Natasha pointed out. 
“Exactly- Y/N got dragged off to that mission the other day and isn’t back yet- if I go into labour at home, I’m by myself.” She pointed out. 
“And if Y/N finds out you’re not following doctor’s orders, he’s gonna be irate.” She pointed out. Wanda knew she was right. Ever since Wanda had shown you the test results, you somehow became even more affectionate, even more loving, but also now protective. You always tried to not be overbearing on her and get on her nerves- she was the one actually going through it after all. You made sure her snack stash, which adjusted to her cravings, was always well stocked. As the pregnancy progressed, you switched chores- her doing any that she could do with minimal moving or while sat on a stool, and you did anything that would cause her any back pain. You set the nursery up together, you doing the painting, and Wanda put together most of the furniture, not having to do any heavy lifting thanks to her powers, though every few weeks you could come home to the nursery reorganised because she wasn’t happy about some aspects of it- the cot too far away from the door, the chair too far away from the cot, the cot and chair are too close together. Eventually she settled on a layout.
When Wanda entered her 3rd Trimester, was when you became a true worrier. If she showed any discomfort, you were by her side to try and help, and with every day closer to the due date, Wanda could tell you were getting more anxious- she blamed all the books and research you did pretty early on in her pregnancy, which led you down a rabbit hole about risks and worst case scenarios, though you didn’t want to talk about it with her- as to not worry her. That stress really showed when you found out about your current mission, and Wanda saw you actually raise your voice at Fury for sending you on it, knowing the situation. In the end, Fury could not reassign who was on the mission, but he did extend your leave after the baby’s birth by 2 months. Wanda promised to keep the baby in till you came back, and Natasha, Clint and Bruce promised to look after Wanda and also to keep Tony on a leash.
“Have you heard anything from them on how the mission’s going?” Wanda inquired, trying to change the subject. 
“Got a vague text from Steve saying ‘nearly done’ early this morning, but other than that, nothing, but knowing how effective Steve, Thor and Y/N work together, I’m expecting them back tonight.” She told Wanda. “In other words, you have until tonight to get home, or I'm telling.” 
“I can handle Y/N being a little annoyed at me being here- I want to see him as soon as he gets back, not a second longer.” Wanda decided, resting her head back in her chair. Natasha felt a buzz in her pocket, pulling her phone out, before grinning and putting it away. 
“Well better get moving- they’re already landing.” 
You were exhausted from the mission, but eager to get off the jet and get to Wanda. You didn’t like the idea on her being alone, both in the day and at night while due any moment- you heard a lot of labours start at night, and you’d had a nightmare while on your mission of Wanda waking up in the middle of the night with contractions, no one answering her calls because they were asleep, and an ambulance not getting to her for hours. You didn’t want that, so the best spot for you was by her side.
As soon as Steve landed the plane, you were off it, stripping off harnesses, belts and gear as you walked, rushing inside the building for the quicked debrief which you planned to mostly consist of ‘I’ll do the paperwork later’ talk, only to spot Wanda shuffling towards you, right beside Natasha, who sent an apologetic smile. You dumped your gear on the spot and ran to her. “You okay? What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be resting.” You fussed, taking Wanda in your arms, seeing her face for any discomfort- any sign she was having contractions or in labour- but she just smiled back at you. 
“Figured me being here meant having people around, so even if I went into labour, I wouldn’t be alone.” She pointed out. You sighed, your shoulders relaxing, the comment actually soothing that horrible thought that had been haunting your dreams. It was almost like-
“Have you been reading my mind again?” You asked her. 
“Only when your thoughts are so loud, I can hear them without telepathy. You worry too much, my love.” She told you, resting her hand on your cheek. 
“And now that you’re home- go take her home before we have to have Bruce deliver your kid- I’m not sure if Bruce could handle that stress. I’ll handle the debrief and Fury. Enjoy your last few days of peace for the next few years.” Steve commented as he walked past you both. You jokingly saluted him, and did as told. 
As soon as you got home, got Wanda settled and got the chores done that needed to be done, you joined your girlfriend in your bed, putting on one of the old DvDs of an old sitcom Wanda loved that she got you addicted to as well. “Tony giving you any trouble?” You asked. 
“Other than wanting us to have a shotgun wedding so he can get as wasted as he did at our baby shower? No… how did he even get that drunk?” Wanda asked. 
“If I had to guess… Thor and his flask of Asguardian alcohol. But then again I wouldn’t put it past him to figure out where we ordered our chocolates and got alcohol laced ones and ate them all to himself… can you imagine him getting drunk at our daughter’s Christmas Nativity? Or her toddler ballet classes?” You humoured, making Wanda laugh. 
“Oh, I think you mean our son’s Christmas Nativity and his toddler ballet classes. This, is a boy.” She said, tapping her stomach. 
“Hmmm, I still think for a girl, little Wanda Jr.” You told her, leaning over to kiss her bump. 
“If it is a girl, we are not calling her Wanda Jr.” She grinned, and you hummed. “You sure you’re okay with Pietro for a boy?” She asked. 
“Of course I am. Has been since we talked about it 6 months ago. Hell if it is a girl, we can have Petra, or something.” You suggested, wrapping an arm around her. “I wish I could have met him. I bet he would have been the best uncle… and also he’d join Tony in the shotgun wedding idea.” You commented, making her chuckle. 
“Yeah, he would… I think he’d love you though, he’d want us to marry just to gain you as a brother.” She added. “Anyway, one episode, then bed, I’m tired from looking at paper all day, and don’t lie to me about being tired yourself.” She told you. You agreed to that, but ended up falling asleep not even half way through. 
However, you did wake up to Wanda shaking your arm. “Hmm? Yeah? Need water? The bathroom?” You asked on autopilot, before you became more aware of your surroundings, realising Wanda was already out of bed… a bed, that was wet.
“Get dressed and take me to the hospital- my water broke.” She told you, keeping her voice low as she brushed her hair out before clipping it back. You stared at her, processing her words, before it clicked. Hospital. Water. Broke. Labour. Baby. Now. 
“Oh fuck we’re doing this!” You announced, jumping out of bed, rushing to grab clothes from your drawers to get dressed, while Wanda watched you, happy in her pyjamas, slippers and dressing gown as you hurried to get half decent, before grabbing her to-go bag from the chair in the corner, taking her by the arm and escorting outside to drive her to the hospital. “Let me know when you feel a contraction- have you felt any yet? Have you timed them? Your water breaking means it’s gonna speed up.” You requested as you drove. 
“Had a few in bed- thought they were braxton hicks, but then my water broke, so I woke you up. I wasn’t timing them, but I will now- hold on.” She said, her voice becoming strained as she grabbed the door and your arm, and you pulled over and looked at her. “No, drive! Contraction!” She ordered. 
“Oh! Right, sorry!” You apologised, taking off again. Wanda already knew this was going to be an experience, and a story to tell later with you right there. 
Boy was she right. From getting there, to getting her checked into the maternity ward, all attempts to hold back on being dramatically worried was forgotten. At all times, you had some sort of contact with Wanda, whether that was holding her as she walked around, letting her squeeze your hand through contractions, rubbing her back to help with pains, or hugging her and telling her she was doing amazing, you were there. You were there every step of the way, all attention on her, checking in on her, making sure she was as comfortable as she could be, and being a rock. You made the whole thing go as smoothly as they could, and Wanda was thankful for that. She wasn’t sure she could do it without you. But eventually, it was over, and she had her baby in her arms. She looked over at you, sat beside her, arms leant on the siderails, looking at your daughter, mesmerized, before looking up at Wanda. “She’s so small.” You whispered, making her smile. 
“Get over here and hold her, you dork.” She told you, shuffling over as much as she could so you could partially lay with her, taking your daughter in your arms, and looking down at her, before once again turning to Wanda, this time kissing her head.
“My girls. My beautiful girls, my whole world.” You told her, and she smiled, resting her head on you as you got comfortable with your baby, who was sound asleep in your arms, like she’d been the one doing all the hard work. “I knew you were a girl. Dreamt about it all the time- my little girl who looks just like her beautiful mom.” You told the baby in your arms. 
“So, what are we naming her? And don’t say Wanda Jr.” She questioned. 
“Thought we already agreed? Petra, right? Unless you want that as a first name, in which case, we could do what Clint did for you and name her after him. What’s the female version of Clint? Clinton?... Cli-”
“Don’t finish that thought, you’re too sleep deprived. Petra’s fine.” She told you, already seeing where exactly you were going, even if you didn’t. “Anyway, you should probably go tell the others- let Tony know a shotgun wedding is no longer an option but he can throw a party anyway.” She told you.
“Alright, I can do that. Want me to put our baby down to sleep so you can get some rest? I’ll make sure they don’t come around till late morning.” You told her, kissing her head as she nodded, and you put Petra in her cot beside Wanda. 
“And as soon as you’re done, get back here, I want more hugs, even if it’s cramped.” She told you, getting a playful salute like how you had done to Steve earlier, before you grabbed your phone to step out and share the good news. Wanda rolled onto her side to look at her daughter, reaching out to put her arm into her cot, running a finger across her cheek. 
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n3x0tic · 1 year
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Head Cannon: Being Bruce Wayne First Biological Child {Part.2}
Requested! Thinking of a third part.
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After the incident with your adoptive brother, there were many encounters in which he made an effort to talk to you, but you replied with a dry tone on a good day, other days you made a conscious effort to avoid him, and it showed.
You didn’t want to be confused or struggling inside because of him, you had resentment and you did your best so it could not waver.
However the anniversary of your mother’s passing came by. All sorts of gloom and doom clouded your judgement.
You spent an entire morning being caressed by the gracious of the garden, where your mother’s ashes were spread, it was her favorite place in the manor and in time of so much needed clarity you felt her essence help to quell the calamities of your mind.
It was in that specific spot where you always remembered yourself that as much as you tried to show close to no emotion, you were inevitable like your mother.
That day Dick came to the garden with some triangles sandwiches made by Alfred, there were your favorites, and you’d be dammed if you would deny them.
He sat next to you, no words needed. As the both admired the clouds in the sky.
You wanted to say so much to him, pour all the feelings you had against, but the ambience in a sacrilegious place that was your mother last resting place, you wouldn’t dare taint it with your flawed emotions. It was as if you mother was telling you to open your heart, but you were too stubborn to do that, a trait that very well came from your father.
So out of colliding emotions, you cried silently next to him. A few seconds afterwards, your low whimpers called his attention.
He hugged you, burying your face un his chest, where your tears stained his hoodie.
He understood your pain, at less the on that came by loosing a parent.
Dick was surprised to hear the faintest apology that came muffled by the piece of clothing that were against your lips.
He said nothing, and caressed you head, calming your emotions until you fell asleep in his embrace once again.
When you woke up, it was already mid evening.
You noticed Dick’s embrace was now soft, you looked up at him, and noticed he was now the one who was sleeping.
As a way of returning the favor for being there for you, you got out of his embrace without waking him up, to go to his room to get a blanket and his pillow for him to rest well and not get a cold.
Then you went to the kitchen were Alfred was preparing the meal for dinner time. Giving you a modest smile.
He confesses that he saw you and Dick getting quite closer, which was a refreshing sight to see, and one that was very needed.
Then you let him know how your mind was feeling, and how your heart always interfered on your plans, always encountering an impasse that inevitably resulting in you avoiding Dick and your father.
Alfred tells you that maybe you should express your emotions to them, speaking on it was a better way to deal with the situation than to avoid it. But you were scared, the worst part was fearing an outcome you didn’t know.
The next day passed, and in the early morning your father attempted to fix your relationship by going to Wayne Corp for a board meeting, you denied, but he didn’t budge and took you by force.
Throughout the ride to the Corp building, he questioned wether there was something you were upset about. You stood silent fir a few seconds, and remembered Alfred’s words, thinking he was probably the one who pushed your father to talk to you.
You express how your relationship had changed since Dick’s arrival, and how it wasn’t his fault, but there was something inside of you that resented for changing things between you. Because ultimately, with him he got the chance to experience other things that he could never do with you, like having a secret so important that essentially made your bond much stronger.
He suspected the meaning behind your words, and sighed. Saying that there were things that were better kept secret for your safety.
You were never one break your composure, however you punched your passengers door, angriness taking over. "What’s the point of keeping a secret like being Batman when I already know?! Being ignorant to this truths is what’s more dangerous than knowing. Don’t mistake this for anything, I don’t care about joining your little crusade, I care about nothing standing between the two of us!"
Bruce confirmed what you were after, and he was defeated. Never once in his lifespan alongside you, were you able to blow up like that, and as much as he hated it, your words held truth and reason.
And so he conceded the truth to you.
Yet somehow you were still angry that he hesitated, and you were still angry that he choose to confide his secret quickly on a kid who lost his parents, to then later on letting him join him on his suicidal mission.
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weyirn · 10 months
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Hi! Hope you’re doing well :) I’d like to ask for a marvel men x male reader where the reader is really cold, calm, collected outside, but when he’s around them(the marvel men) he’s all soft and flustered, showers them in affection. Thanks <3
Hi!! Thank you, I hope you're doing good too!!
Marvel Men x Male!Reader
Cold But Sweet To Them
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☆Steve doesn't mind it at all since he's a little bit of the same way; everyone else doesn't see the soft and vulnerable side of him. He loves the affection you give him, and he teases you a little on how flustered you can get around him.
❄️Bucky used to be the same way while he was recovering; he only trusted you, and you're still one of the few people who he trusts, and is soft and intimate with. He likes how you trust him enough to show him this side of you, and makes sure to cherish every moment of it.
💲Some people are surprised on how you can put up with Tony, and how you're only soft with him, while Tony all the other hand brags about how he's the only one who can get on your good side. He's always teasing you, enjoying you see get all flustered and soft with him, saying that's he's "soothed the beast". He even playfully warns everyone to not mess with you.
🕸Peter is happy that he's the only one who can get your good side, but he knows everyone else isn't so lucky...He knows how intimidating you can be, so he tries his best to stay out of your business when you're scolding someone or telling someone off.
⌲Sam teases you on how he can easily get on your soft side in a matter of seconds, and appreciates the tenderness. He tells everyone that you don't bite, but you just may be intimidating...He admits that you can be a little scary, but he knows you won't hurt anyone.
🐜Scott tells you to smile around people bit more, only to not notice that you only smile because...it's him, not because of anyone or anything else. He appreciates the affection, happily giving you as much affection (if not more).
💚Bruce isn't worried or bothered by this at all, he's just a little surprised on how quickly you can change as soon as you're alone with him. To everyone's shock, you're still pretty calm and collected even when Hulk is around. It takes him a while to get used to the affection, but once he catches onto it, you'll see just how much he sees as his safe person.
⚡️Thor is happy that he's the only one who can see this side of you, enjoying all the affection you give and how soft you can be with him. Even when others are afraid or intimidated by you, he gladly tells them that deep down, you're a total sweetheart.
🐍Loki is kind of the same way (but he's never going to admit that to anyone else). He won't tell you this, but he feels somehow touched by how you're able to only feel like way with him; it makes him feel like he's your safe person. He has trouble showing and receiving affection, so he feels flustered about the physical affection you're giving him, but he still enjoys it.
🖤Eddie and Venom don't blame you, thinking that it's pretty reasonable for you to act cold and collected. Eddie does get flustered as well when you show him affection, and how soft you are with him; he especially enjoys it when he's had a rough day, only wanting to be with you and some tenderness.
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pascalsummers · 7 months
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Hey, could you please write Marvel men with a bf that likes to knit/crochet?
A/N: Here you go! Sorry this took so long I am trying my best to get back into the groove of things so hopefully I can post more stuff soon. Enjoy!
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You Like to Knit and Crochet (Avengers x Male Reader)
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BUCKY
Bucky wouldn't have much of a reaction to it but he would find it to be an interesting hobby to have. While Bucky wouldn't admit it out loud he really likes it when you make sweaters for him. The thought of you taking all that time and effort into making something for someone like him gives him a warm feeling in his chest. Whenever he is relaxing in the tower you can usually find him wearing one of the sweaters you made him. Eventually, you offered to teach Bucky how to knit and crochet. Bucky was actually able to pick it up quickly and while he doesn't do it in his free time he will sometimes join you whenever you are working on something.
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STEVE
Steve was impressed by your knitting and crocheting skills especially since it seemed so time-consuming. He would generally accept anything you give him but Steve does tend to like your handmade sweaters and socks the most. He especially likes it when you add little designs to them but he will playfully roll his eyes if you add anything American flag-themed to them. Over time Steve would get curious enough and ask you if you wouldn't mind teaching him something. Steve would have a little bit of a struggle in the beginning but he would eventually get the hang of it. Steve would give you some knitted socks as a present and a thank you for the ones you made him.
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THOR
Thor would think it was a nice hobby as some of it would remind him of how some people in Asgard would make their tapestries. One day Thor noticed you had made a crochet bee and was curious if you could make a snake for him. Thor loves it when you present him with another crocheted or knitted animal and he will make sure to show off your creation to the other Avengers. Thor was very honored when you offered to teach him how to knit and crochet. Despite Thor's enthusiasm to learn it was apparent that Thor wasn't that good at it as his creations tended to turn out lopsided and incomplete in places.
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TONY
When Tony first heard about your hobby Tony made sure to add senior citizen jokes to his conversations with you. While Tony was appreciative of your gifts to him they didn't really fit his style. Usually, you can find the scarfs and hats you make for him on a couple of his suits in the lab. Despite his seemingly dismissive attitude about them, he does genuinely like them and if you really want to he will wear some of them on occasion. Tony turned down your offer to teach him multiple times but eventually you wore him down enough to give it a try. Tony after some time actually wasn't too bad at it but he would tell you it's not his thing plus it makes him feel old.
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LOKI
Loki wouldn't react too much to the discovery but he would comment on your skill at doing such a task. When you first presented Loki with a scarf you made for him he was taken aback and didn't really know how to react to it besides a subdued thank you. Loki can be seen wearing the scarf from time to time which lets you know that he does appreciate the gift even if he would never say it out loud. Loki would be a little reluctant to try out knitting and crocheting but would decide to try it out at least once. After a little bit of time, Loki would actually get the hang of it pretty quickly but he wouldn't do it often since it doesn't interest him that much.
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BRUCE
Bruce would be a little curious about your hobby and would ask you some small questions about it from time to time. Bruce tends to appreciate anything that you give him but the one gift you gave him that he holds close to his heart is a blanket you made for him. When he first saw it he was taken aback by it and gave you a genuine thank you for the gift. Bruce will usually bring the cover out for the two of you to lie under whenever you watch TV together. Bruce would actually be the first one to ask about you teaching him and while he may not be the best he does get a pretty decent grasp at it. The two of you will sometimes knit and crochet together to relax.
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pendragon-writes · 2 years
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Bruce Banner "The Hulk"
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❤️=Romantic 🧸=Child/Teen Reader 💙=Platonic
💊=Hurt/Comfort 💛=Fluff 🌎=Au 📖=Series
You're Safe Now 🧸💙💊💛 Son!Reader
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gh0stlygen0 · 2 years
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Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm
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Warnings: None!
Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky
Genre: Comedy
Reader's Gender: Male aligned
Reader's Age: Not specified!
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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."
Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."
Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"
Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"
Loki: ".... Pardon?.."
Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*
Clint: "No."
Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."
Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."
Peter: "A worm? I mean..."
*thinks about it for a second*
"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."
T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."
Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"
Wanda: *small laugh*
"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."
Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*
"Is that a serious question."
Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*
"... Huh?"
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skylarinfinity · 2 months
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male reader : [teaching morgan chemical] so this sodium, sodium is like a hulk highly reactive explodes in contact of water ['whisper' to morgan] hulk hate bathing.
bruce : [hearing this] what's hulk have to do with this-
male reader : [holding beaker that contain chlorine in it] this is chlorine really deadly gas but when you combine sodium and chlorine you get the harmless sodium chloride [give morgan the beaker to hold it] it's using for food preservative and flavouring agent! you know it's like when hulk calming down with natasha lullaby-
bruce : what-
morgan : [clapping her hands] this is easier to understand than daddy explanation!
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kingofvipers · 4 months
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes #3
Thor: Oh, we’re now one big family! And I’m the dad, and Bruce's the mom
Bruce: Why am I the mom? What gender rolls are we pushing here?
Teen!M/n: I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay emo cousin.
Korg: I'LL be the son, the hot shot, who's only dream.....is to be a star.
Valkyrie: I think a pretty, fresh out of jail aunt.
Loki: And I'm the sassy aunt....who talks shit about everybody.
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