#bro it was so gross

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[findafight]

I am a hardline Steve is a "boring queer" truther. Yes he's bi and genderqueer!! Does he change pronouns? Nope! It's easier to use he/him and he doesn't care. Does he wear anything other than high waisted mom jeans and sweatshirts? Absolutely not. Just because gender means next to nothing to him both for himself and in regards to attraction doesn't mean he's going out of his way to do anything about it. He knows he looks like Just Some Jock but he's comfy!! His ass looks good! What more is there to clothes than that!

He goes to bed at ten and wakes up at six-thirty for a run before work. His favourite show is M*A*S*H. The most outlandish thing he's done besides Monster Killing is name his rescue cat WoodChipper because it kept trying to eat his porch.

#genderqueer steve Harrington #steve harrington #listen okay. let queer people dress and be boring. #let him be boring not everyone is exciting or looks queer or is Weird #steddie #eddie is like bro you are so aggressively normal why. and steve is like huh. idk. im comfy? i like sleeping early? #also YES this is nd steve with texture and temperature sensitivity because he's my blorbo i can project on him #stranger things #finda's rambles #he doesnt wear makeup because it Feels Gross it is such a bad Feeling.

[jjoneechan]

Clean that up or ELSE 😭💀

#artists on tumblr #do not repost/steal #dreamfanart #dreamwastaken #dream #fanart #sapnap is a rizz mastaaahhh #sapnapfanart #sapnap #WHY THO #DREAM YOURE SO GROSS LMAO #bro didnt have to post that publicly lmaoo

[spaciebabie]

totally not based on something i did when reading @glitchysquidd's fic. nope. not at all. i can totally pronounce this word and didnt hafta look up what it meant at all-

i hadta look up howta write in cursive tho b/c bro-

#i may be stupid #fnaf #fnaf 3 #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #william afton #fnaf springtrap #frighteningly intriguing #in other news i would like 2 beat him over the head with a frying pan #girl SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!! #OUUUUU HE MAKES ME SO MAD 💢 😡🤬🤬🤬 #good job man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #springtrap x reader #y/n x springtrap #never thought id type THAT #hes so gross and he smells so bad thanks for pointing that out bro 💖 #its a very important detail #i cant wait ta read more (✿◕_◕✿) #drawing spoinger the way u do was fun #spacie scribbles

[pealingpetals]

Local villain keeps corpse piece attached to his face and can't remember the last time he took a shower, more at 11

#bro he is so gross someone get this dude a competent parent #he needs a bath 3 square meals and a kiss on the forehead #shigaraki tomura #fanart #my art #bnha #bnha fanart #shiggy #dabishiga #tomura shiragaki #shigaraki

[chloecherrysip]

A detailed list about everything I adore and cherish re: Mario and Luigi's reunion in the Mario Movie (to pair with this post of mine)

Luigi almost DYING but then happily, cutely laughing two seconds later once he sees it's Mario who's holding him because HIS BROTHER'S HERE, HE KNOWS HE'S SAFE NOW, NO MATTER WHAT

The way they just stand there and LOOK at each for a split second to register that this is really happening, and all the joy and relief on their faces!!!

How Luigi looks startled briefly when he lands on the ground but Mario is just :D :D :D :D personified and then Luigi mirrors him

How Mario is still powered up (obviously) so he moves SO FAST to grab Luigi in a big hug, and him being the tanooki, it must be such a nice, strong, soft, fuzzy hug, like a big blanket all around Luigi :)

How it's not just ONE really good hug, it's TWO really good hugs!!!!!!!

I WILL LITERALLY NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT MARIO HOLDING LUIGI'S FACE SO SWEETLY WITH THOSE BIG, MISTY, DEEPLY LOVING EYES

Just EVERYTHING about the way they framed it!!!!!!! the way the shot spins around them!!!!! it's beautiful!!!! like, at first i wished they had shown more of Luigi's reaction because it's SO focused on Mario but now I love that, i loveeeee watching Mario's truly heartbreaking and tender face journey without any cuts

Speaking of, it's amazing that Mario is SO emotional, even more than Luigi! The man is very choked up and just SO CLEARLY FLOODED WITH BONE DEEP-RELIEF AND JOY AND LOVE AND EVERY LAST SHOT OF HIS FACE MAKES GRAVITY LITERALLY ABANDON ME BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BROTHER MORE THAN ANYONE AND HE NEEDS HIM BY HIS SIDE LIKE HE NEEDS TO BREATHE

FOREHEAD TOUCH FOREHEAD TOUCH FOREHEAD TOUCH FOREHEAD TOUCH FOREHEAD TOUCH FOREHEAD TOUCH

The way their noses bump together cutely as a result of the forehead touch, SOB

The way Mario initiates the forehead touch with his hand on the back of Luigi's head so GENTLY, everything about the way he interacts with Luigi here is SO GENTLE and i cryyyy

The quick shot when they both have their eyes closed in the forehead touch!!! Maybe incidental but the screenshot of it has ended my life, i'm a ghost now, goodbye

Mario rocking Luigi back and forth a little when they're hugging the second time and his hand gripping tight on his back ;____;

MARIO SWINGING HIM UP INTO THE AIR, JUST BECAUSE HE HAS TOO MUCH HAPPY ENERGY AND HE CAN

Luigi's BIG sigh of relief, so big it's like he's been holding in the breath since they were first separated <3

THE WAY MARIO IS LOOKING AT LUIGI ONCE THEY SEPARATE THE SECOND TIME. THIS BIG, DELIRIOUSLY HAPPY GRIN LIKE HE JUST WANTS TO HUG HIM MORE. CAN HE HUG HIM FOREVER???? MARIO IS SURE GOING TO TRY

Luigi finally registering what Mario is wearing and immediately, affectionately grabbing at him/teasing him like brothers do!

That Bowser is literally being forced to watch them hug from his ice prison atop the stairs LOLOLOL

That they're framed by the wedding arch that's a heart at the end because their relationship is the TRUE HEART of the movie :) :) :)

Basically just the fact that you can literally see these two brothers, who have been lost and sad and struggling for all this time, become WHOLE again right before your eyes because they have each other back and that's all that really matters

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #the fact that we all hyped up this moment SO MUCH in the months preceding it and honestly???? i feel like it still exceeded my expectations #cannot WAIT until we have really high-quality footage and there's a million gifsets and i hoard them like treasure :) :) :) :) #also don't anyone DARE reblog this and try to make it a ship thing IT IS NOT INTENDED THAT WAY DON'T BE GROSS #cherrysip hc's & rambling

[evansbby]

With hot beefy daddy Ari, you can be a pillow princess, letting him do all the work ‘cause he’s a real man and wants to take care of his sweet baby🥹 He’d comfort you and fuck you so dumb, but it’s okay because “sweet little babies like you just have to sit pretty and listen to their daddy”. Even if you’re overstimulated he would still go on and on, talking about he has to pump you full of his babies. And obviously you’re taking it soooo good, because who wouldn’t??? Just imagine his big hands manhandling you in every position you can think of😫😫😫

With (tw) Andy Barber, he wants YOU to be on top bc he wants you to put in the work every once in a while because he’s tired or whatever🙄 He also wants you to “feel empowered and let you have control”. You’d have to put your hand over his mouth to shut him up because he talks waaayyy too much when you just want to imagine that it’s Ari you’re riding, instead of Andy (tw). He would for sure just want it plain vanilla every single time you’re fucking😒 He’d make such stupid comments as well, like “little guy is going in now”, and you’re just laying there thinking wtf?? ALSO please why do I feel like he’d cry at one point😭 and he just collapses on top of you and starts to cry in your neck, when all you wanted was to cum but that’s never the case with (tw) Andy.

(Before yall say anything, yes I’m aware pillow princess is a wlw exclusive term. I’m sure anon didn’t know but will now🩷🩷)

Yesss Ari is literally so strong daddy coded and he’s in charge of everything and doesn’t let you lift a finger or do any work! He just wants to take care of you and get you pregnant 🥹🥹 that’s why he’s such a perfect daddy!

Omfg that whole Andy paragraph is such an ick 💀💀💀💀💀 him wanting you to feel empowered??? PLEASE. It’s just an excuse bc he’s too lazy and doesn’t have enough stamina to be on top! And I swear to god if he said to me “little guy is going in now” I’d bat him away and leave the house bc EW wtf! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

#bro I actually hate Andy he’s so gross #anon #the way yall describe him is so funny😭😭😭 yet gross

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[marc--chilton]

house being Like That to the mere idea of wilson and cuddy fucking is so hysterical. "yeah i slept with her" "FOR REAL?" "no" "yes you did" "yeah i did" "REALLY?" "no. what is wrong with you"

#house md #only mildly paraphrasing #it's so goddamn funny why is he like this. bro wilson was bothered you didn't wanna go to the play with him #even after you were like 'did u think it was a date? gross haha' #who are these mind games for greg. who. are you winding yourself up here #(wants to examine his brain so so so bad)

[eff-plays]

I think there are a lot of valid criticisms to make of Garrus as a character (and what I like about his writing the most is that you can actually do this in-game), but when people dislike him because "he's a cop!!", it's so funny to me.

Like yeah ACAB and all, don't fall for copaganda, but like ... You can't seriously dislike Garrus because he's a cop when you're literally playing Military Propaganda: The Game. Garrus expicitly joins you because you have even less oversight than he does. You play not only as a high-ranking Alliance soldier, but you become a Spectre, beyond touch by even the Alliance itself. Garrus joins you because he thinks he can get what you have. Because he thinks you will let him get away with shit he didn't get away with before. And yeah, that's off-putting for sure, but think about it for a moment. What does this say about Shepard's position in this, that he can reasonably believe this, and that you can actually agree with him (if Renegade) without consequence? That you can decide that yes, I will indulge this, and the game just lets you do that and makes it a perfeclty valid approach to being a Spectre.

"Oh but my Shepard is moral and would use her powers for good! She's a Paragon! Garrus is bad because he doesn't believe in regulations!"

Hmm, so you're saying that the problem with this power structure is that there are good cops and bad cops? And not that the whole system is fucked from the start? Hmm ... Seems like you've fallen for some sort of ... proper gander ...

My point is, dislike any character you want. It's perfeclty valid to dislike Garrus, because he's bloodthirsty, at times amoral, a vigilante, thinks he's above the law etc, and yes, those are often the traits of a wannabe bad cop, but to dislike him only because "he's a cop!" while other characters, including your own precious Shepard, get a pass?

Bro, you're playing as military in a game that glorifies violence and ignoring politicians and protocol. A running gag is hanging up on your employers because they're silly little politicians who talk too much and want to hold you accountable. You're basically Cop 2.0. Ultracop. The galaxy's cop mommy.

Put things into perspective and get an actual reason to hate the guy. Because if he's a cop, then what are you?

#this isn't me saying you can't dislike him #or that you can't dislike him for being a cop #but when people are like 'ew he's a cop gross!' and then make cutesy headcanons for their sheps #it's like ... bro ... #seems like you're just parroting shit without understanding why they're bad #mass effect #garrus vakarian #basically if you wanna criticize him for being a cop #you need to criticize the whole game for being what it is #you can't just single him out because he's arguably the most popular character #and you're salty that you don't like him #so you just call him a cop and move on #my most hated cop character is uuh . whatshisnuts #captain bailey .. fuck that dude fr

[raisedbythetv89]

I just started watching White Collar for the first time and a realization about most male written and directed media smacked me DIRECTLY in the face which is that SO MUCH media written by a for men is genuinely just male nerd self insert, non-canon compliant, AU fan fiction??????

Like them writing and creating stories is just “ok so these guys are soooo smooth and well dressed and women just flock to them at every turn and they can get away with anything and everyone believes and supports them when they do mess up and everyone thinks they’re sooooo brilliant”

This media isn’t just portraying women “for the male gaze” it’s EVERYTHING. Everything in these stories is supporting and uplifting mens’ delusions about who they are, how they’re perceived, and how they should expect to be treated. Which is incredibly ironic because anytime media portrays women or the world in the female gaze in a more “in my ideal world things would be like this” instead of portraying us as nothing but weak, broken, unloved, traumatized, victims OR one dimensional sex symbols with no needs or emotions they’re screaming, crying, throwing up about how stupid and unrealistic the story is….

This explains SO MUCH about how male characters are handled in shows like Veronica Mars and Buffy. Even though they’re shows staring women all the “good guys” get the delusional self insert, y/n, AU fan fic treatment (Buffy still wants Angel in season 3 and Riley in season 6 even after everything they did and Xander is CONSTANTLY forgiven for all the atrocious shit he says and does and is wanted by all women besides Buffy. Veronica forgiving Duncan and getting back together with him and even CONSIDERING Piz could truly only be born from men being delusional AS FUCK. Writing how they want men to be treated by women rather than being based in reality and the woman having even an ounce of self respect.)

Which is why the “bad boys”, Logan and Spike are such better characters. They’re so much more realistic, they get held accountable by the women in their lives, have better growth and are just way more appealing and attractive because they’re not the walking embodiment of what MEN want men to be treated and act like.

Oh god this feels like such cursed knowledge to have like it’s important to see this media for what it really is but now watching it feels that much yuckier like finding the porn of someone you DO NOT LIKE but like their emotional porn “this is what life would be like in my fantasies” and they’re the fantasies of the grossest men alive 😭😭😭😭😭

Also it shows their emotional maturity like all of these things are what 13 year old boys fantasize about not actual mature, grown men….

Also just realized this is why the Star Wars sequels were so hated. It wasn’t just Rey being powerful and loved by her found family and Kylo. It was that the movies showed the reality of men like Kylo. They destroyed the male fantasy Darth Vader created. They aren’t super cool, powerful badasses. They’re extremely sad, broken, temper tantrum throwing lost little boys who just want love and acceptance but have lost the ability to accept it because of the dark side (aka the patriarchy) which is the reality and that made me SOOOOO ANGRY lololololololol and this is why Joss Whedon THOUGHT making Spike into a sad pathetic mama’s boy of a poet would make the audience not like him because that DOES work on misogynistic men who enjoy the male gaze but does NOT work and only humanizes and makes Spike even more complex and lovable to the female gaze 💀💀💀💀 oh good lord

#cursed knowledge #veronica mars #btvs #buffy summers #logan echolls #spike btvs #female gaze #fuck the male gaze bro it’s so gross 😭 #meta #anti angel #anti bangel #anti biley #anti riley finn #this is the root of why we love bad boys in most media #but of course they try and frame it as women being broken and wrong #men are truly so pathetic and gross #fuck you rob thomas #fuck joss whedon #ben solo #reylo #rey skywalker #kylo ren

[moeblob]

Day 4: Dirt (and Imitation)

I realized while coloring the Muspell sisters that Hrid canonically has a grimy phase in book 2 so. Here we are. Two ways to handle a sibling covered in dirt. (care for them or insult them)

#fe heroes #laegjarn #laevatein #hrid #fjorm #fire emblem siblings week 2023 #me trying SO HARD to not only draw the nifl siblings and failing challenge #listen i just really think hrid is neat! i cant help that i wanna draw him so much! #and the week theme of siblings coincides PERFECTLY with my take on him as sibling adopter extraordinaire #thank you for your time have gross and stinky hrid #i know now (someone reminded me how) that thats not the reason behind knowing who the imposter is #but imagine the power of siblings as the reasoning instead ok #just think about the bond between family that involves teasing your big bro about being a stinky man #and that is the biggest red flag of all that you dont call him out #also yeah i was like teehee gonna draw the laesibs then ..... didnt wanna do the armor #so i just tossed em in hoodies AFTER i drew laevateins horns and so im like well guess i gotta draw laegs too

[ms-scarletwings]

Harsh truth, Invader Skoodge is a nastyass little dude

for over ten years I have pretty consistently been defending him and for the most part still will, but actually, I’m cringing and recoiling back from him just as much as the Tallests are in this scene, now that I’m paying better attention to the sound effects. Honestly, I feel like they would be a little justified in their opinion of him even if he wasn’t short if this is his state of being.

- The already unkept way he presents himself during such an important moment

- The sound of flies buzzing around him, which is virtually the auditory equivalent of stink lines in cartoons

- why is he constantly farding in front of the supreme leaders

- WHY ARE HIS FOOTSTEPS SO MOIST AND JUICY SOUNDING

#launch his ass thursday #iz skoodge #Skoodge #invader skoodge #iz #iz clips #scarlet rambles about things #bro blossomed like a corpse flower 😭 #so beautiful and so stinky #he #he’s not ugly but he’s hella gross

[skunkes]

i dont think ive ever drawn him Smiling while Like This... (also discussion in tags)

#he looks so dreamworks baby here. but its ok i jst wanted to scribble something before sleeps #i for sure need to work on it further i dont think i want him looking this overtly feminine like this? #even though thats a theme (nice bench press bro she let me hit bc i look like a girl) #i like the other 2 recents id done of him like this...gotta look at those + old art #this feels like overkill on both the Young and Feminine parts and would feel really gross what with. the Everything #i mean the Everything is awful regardless but him looking like this wld feel too much like. idk. exaggeration #he needs to look a little more boyish....plainer...more real. like the other 2 recent ones. ill work on it soon! sleep neow #him looking doll like when fed Is a goal but dis is like. almost excessive. etc #we'll see!! i dont Exactly exactly know where i wanna go with it yet...maybe this Is adjacent to the vision #i hope that makes sense⁉ gn #a doodley

[jichanxo]

some bleach for these bloody hands, some bleach for my baptism! [from june/2023]

#masato arakawa #arakawa masato #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #like a dragon #yakuza 7 #jichanart #if the caption doesn't make it obvious this one originally had an accompanying piece of aoki with the second part of the text #but i don't like it anymore so i won't post it here #anyway i really wanted to make something bleach themed for masato because i feel like it has some cool symbolic potential #like YES in universe it's meant to be this gross political thing about cleaning the filth of society #buuuut i can hijack that and use it as a fun contrast to the blood that started him down this path #and yeah it'll clean everything so you can start from a clean slate but it'll still hurt you bro... it's still bad for you...

[finnzspaceplace]

As much as I love the TTS/Tangled/VAT7K fandom, it's always given me the ick when people try to ship Varian with ADULTS.

There are so many Cass x Varian shippers and I....I don't get that. People gotta realize that it's extremely gross. Cassandra is 21 (in s1) when her and Varian meet. PAY MIDN THAT VARIAN IS 14 IN S1

AND ONLY 16 IN S3.

WHEN. DID. THIS. BECOME. NORMALIZED.

#tangled #tts #tangled the series #rapunzel #varian the alchemist #tts cassandra #stop shipping them #for real when dod that become so normal in the fandom #its gross bro OMG #AHHHHHHHHHH