#bro how are you so rich

[walrus150915]

Made this image a few months ago and I feel like this is still very accurate to how I feel about "Beta Ambrosius was so much better!! We were robbed" take😬

(I'm speaking about the design/LOOKS specifically, not the character - campy Ambrosius from the novel is one of my favorite things abt the novel itself)

#like bro are you into him because hes got cunty rapunzel hair or because hes white #when (mainly white) ppl r calling m!ambrosius ugly because of his looks #meanwhile he was modeled after an asian actor who put a lot of his soul into the performance #and talked about how model minority theme is important to the message of the film #it feels borderline racist to say stuff like that #im not saying that if you prefer the comic version of him then ur 100% racist #just #be careful with your words #and accept that sometimes asian gays need their win #also i swear i feel like i wouldn't like goldenheart that much if goldenloin was a white rich bell-end #white rich bully x brown poor man would be such a bad dynamic for them id hate it #so yea #my light-skinned asian ass who looks like ambrosius if he had taken estrogen is biased #sry </3 #nimona #ambrosius goldenloin

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be polluting this fandom even further with my bullshit but seeing Dasein stand up for himself to those world heads was hot as fuck bro...

#dasein wouldnt want my ass on novus just because of how i am LMFAOOO #wallaru spoilers #wizard101 spoilers #THAT WAS SO FUCKING HOT BRO LIKE YALL GOTTA HEAR ME OUT OKAY YIU JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO ENME #real talk tho im so happy dasein got the support and wisdom he needed from us and the other bros in the walkabout thing #havent finished the stream yet i rushed to tumblr as soon as dasein said “no i dont think they will.” LIKE HELLO?????? #a multidimensional eldritch GILF who threatens colonizers with the threat of world destruction is so sexy........ #ladies gays and theys. get you a man who will kill the rich #i.... really am built incorrectly LMFAO #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #dasein #text posts #one day you all will tire of me. i will keep pushing my limits. /j

[lovely-blue-galaxy]

Just some blushing boys~

#this piece made me feel ALIVE let me tell you #everything went along pretty smoothly~ #i feel like i'm back into my art process and style now which is super super great #i have no idea how long i worked on this #i had no time at all to just sit down and work so its been a little here and there all week #still fun tho~ #bmc #be more chill #richjake #rich goranski #jake dillinger #arson bros #star's sketches #also i hate that weird thing tumblr does where it blurs the photos so click on the photo and itll look better~

[welcometoteyvat]

waterborne poetry you will always be famous

#rewatching it again god bless this event for giving cy > 20 lines of dialogue and x.iao interaction #yang mode cy uewueuweu cutie.. #ramblings! #also i learned that the 'heart of clear water face of ice' thing in cy's stories is actually better read as heart of clear ice face of fros #which i guess has the same meaning but it takes out the water/ice thing which i guess i appreciate #for petty reasons ^_^ no more water ice connection. trust #this event was so funny im sorry i love bullying xq affectionately and babying cy #i also never mentioned how much i fucking laughed out loud at xingqiu's convo w noelle and mika #because dear god help me. he's so authorpilled + i guess he just likes flexing his very prose like dialogue register in front of foreigners #and also peak rich kid vibes of 'idk how to cook i just steal snacks from home when im outside for a long period of time' #also noelle saying 'if you sneak out from home won't you be punished?' (she specifically said wont you be put in solitary confinement? #which specifically i think is funnier because. KLEE HANDSHAKING XINGQIU LMAO #anyways. his response is also so fucking help. 'just dont get caught!' bro pulling an ehe (said like ven.ti) #also hu.tao. i love you my daughter i love your stupid rhyming sentences and little limerick poems literally a sunshine #also zv cohost theyre so sick for this

[coquelicoq]

my ex, who lives alone, is apparently about to buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom, 2-garage house. what. i'm getting stressed out just hearing about it. tf you gonna do with all that space, bro? how you gonna clean all those bathrooms???

#he's like well i want one room for my home office and one room for my hobby and one guest room #add in a bedroom for him and that's still only 4 bedrooms? you have an entire extra bedroom???? #plus an extra garage??? #damn he thinks he's lonely now but dude just you wait until you spend every day ALONE IN A FIVE-BEDROOM HOUSE #trying not to project too much onto him but i really think this is absurd outside of my own preferences #he's been stressed living in his 1b apt bc his hobby takes up a lot of space #but i think this is just another example of his general propensity to treat the symptoms and not the disease #the problem is he's overcommitting & extending himself too much & he never finishes anything #that's what actually stresses him out #so him in a 5b house is just going to be him filling all that space with stuff until he's stressed again #anyway i have NO IDEA how to react to this because i think it's such a bad idea #i'm really bad at faking things i don't feel but i feel like it's too late to say 'wyd bro???' because apparently his offer was accepted #i did ask him how he's going to clean 4 bathrooms and he said he's just not going to use them #also it feels weird morally for a single (rich) man to buy an entire 5b house only for him in the middle of the seattle housing crisis #not like if he didn't buy it someone else would buy it and make it into affordable housing units so maybe it doesn't matter #still feels weird though and contributes to me not knowing how to react #if you have any advice for me followers...i am all ears #i've been really floundering on how to be a supportive friend to him lately #just really struggling with how to engage with him when it feels like he's his own worst enemy #and like it's not that he needs to have the same priorities as me it's just that he comes to me all stressed out and idk how to react #bc 'no shit you're stressed out. have you tried making completely different choices?' isn't a great option lol

[alsoyooraiyah]

fanmerch is nuts, just found a perfumer on shopee that has genshin-inspired scents and so many reviews say they make sense for the characters?? is this it is the the beginning of my perfume era

#the reviews are so fucking funny with how specific they get #'smells like hugging your boyfriend after a day out' on alhaith*ms #'first spray punches you HARD but then it mellows down to something sweet that makes ur heart flutter' on wrios #'smells like a rich father' on d*lucshasjkdhsjfkhdsf HELP #'BRO SMELLS SO HANDSOME AND FRUITY 🍇🍇🍊🍒🍓🍓' on k*vehs ohhh my god #'starts off smelling like the laidback boy next door but turns to smelling like a fuckboi full of red flags over time' on ch*ldes 💀💀💀 #i cant with these but my god im SOOO SO so curious... am i really going to buy a few samples... #each and every one has so many people saying they can see the character smelling like it... #to this day i still wish i managed to get the satan one when om cam out with perfumes >.> i actually liked how his was described...

[donuts4evry1]

// People mispronouncing pho ("fuh"- it's really spelled phở because our accents are confusing and hate you with a passion) does actually give me psychic damage. The noodle soup is not your "foe," it's your "fuh"-riend :(

and that's why this store is the funniest thing I've ever seen

#just pronounce pho correctly and you get ''fuh-king'' which. #ehe #ehehehehehehehe #cw cursing #but actually also....... I personally don't like pho all that much :( #the beef broth is a lil too rich and greasy and I don't like the sweetness :( #chicken pho is better though I like chicken pho :) #also on vietnamese accents I've never had a nonviet person pronounce my last name correctly #it's just a minor annoyance but looking back on it it makes me... kind of sad #people try their hardest though so i can't blame them #i've had my first name said really really incorrectly before though (even though it's traditionally a white name) so maybe people just- #-don't know how to pronounce names haha #i do feel a bit sorry for my bro tho because he has a viet 1st name and no one says it right (or maybe I say it wrong? Hmm...) #suddenly feeling a little envious of japanese names.... you can never really be 100% sure how to pronounce them (unless they're hiragana)- #-but at the very least you have to the pronunciation somewhere in hiragana #mun rambles

[gooopy]

I think part of why everyone is finding glee in the sub thing is because we are desensitized to death and tragedy and all that shit at this point. Like man, im hearing about people dying slow agonizing deaths over months because they cant afford basic medical supplies. People kill themselves because a funeral is cheaper and more painless than living in this hellscape. I know im watching in delight, because its their own damn fault. It is fucked up and sadistic and i know that but considering the fact that any one of those people in that sub could have changed thousands of lives for a fraction of that price by searching 'gofundme'? And instead they walk into the fuckin iron lung? Im gonna laugh. It is immoral and i am a bad person but god i hope they ate eachother in there. I hope they arent afforded a fast painless death (they were, im sure) but i can barely feel empathy for people i care about with how wrung out and exhausted i am, so uh. This is my way of saying 'i am sorry if you expected a moral take but brother i feel like i am in the stands of a gladiator fight cheerin for blood so you may want to unfollow'. Anyways vote now:

#rant #vent #cw suicide #cw death #oceangate #submarine #cw cannibalism #sorry i dont know how to tag this #but yeha no. tldr i dont got the empathy left to give a shit #i hope they ate eachother bro #no matter what i hope it serves as a lesson #also agaon cannot emphasize enough i know this is immensly fucked up ill bring it up w my therapist #but as it stands i fuckin hope everyone involved gets fucked over #you see the kid whos stepdad is on that sub? #he went to a blink182 concert and said 'its what my family wants' #also their mourning will be so much easier than ours would be #ours as a collective for 'not rich enough' #days off work. lengthy funeral. condolences and gifts and top notch care #bodies reconstructed to be full of life (if theres any left) #if i died yknow what i want my family to do? #cheapest option. cardboard box and cremate me #and were lucky. others wouldnt even get that #sorry im rambling but god damn #on the surface im delighted deeper down im just mad at capitalism #i hope an orca vomits up a leg or maybe an expensive watch or some shit

[gildedmuse]

How is She Hulk the gayest Bruce Banner x Tony Stark thing I've seen?

#she hulk #science bros #bruce banner #tony stark #they spent all their time together #Tony jusy building stuff for Bruce #then like I'm coming back for payment one day #wink wink nudge nudge #just so gay #so the she hulk show confirming bruce and Tony had sex #cool cool cool #marvel #mcu #science boyfriends #best part is Jen's look when she clearly recognizes how gay her cos is for this rich dead dude #oh I'm sorry man #I didn't know you two where husbands

[cognitosclowns]

Can I request a fake-dating thing with Gigi? Maybe she needs a date for some big event and asks Reader to be her fake date, but ends up really liking their company? Thanks!!

OH FUCK IM GONNA EXPLODE. LIKE ACTUALLY START RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS. THIS IS THE BEST TROPE TYSM

sfw!! just cuteness. It got long im sorry MSNDMSND

Ok usually she has a System (tm) for events, because when your schedule is as tight as hers, you need to have all your ducks in a row.

Usually she has a Shortlist of people she can ask in case she needs a Plus One!!

 Andre, Brett, Glenn, Myc (if she can convince him not to be too much fo a brat smdns) It's all platonic, usually one of those four can be bribed into an event with the promise of Alcohol and Free Food (and Brett does it Just To Be Helpful,, because,, it's Brett MSNDMS)

and yet, somehow, all four of these ungrateful little bastards can't pull through on this night.

And she can't go alone, for several reasons. In the circles she frequents (read : rich and judgemental) its essential to bring a Plus One, because everyone else is gonna have one, and if she doesn't she's gonna stick out.

Keeping up appearances is essential in her line of work, and she really doesn't need ppl starting a gossip train right now.

(and aside from that, it dissuades creeps so that's a plus)

AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN BABEY!!!

you are her last hope lmao.

SHE SPOTS YOU FROM HER OFFICE AS SHE'S PACING AND IS LIKE 'you're my date now :)’

AND I MEAN,,, DID YOU REALLY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? NO OFC NOT

She only vaguely knows you, but tbh she just needs someone to fill the slot. A beach-ball with a smiley face drawn on it ANYONE.

She even offers you 400$ to sweeten the pot!! Plus the usual promise of free food and rich people to laugh at.

Don't worry about getting an outfit, she works in media. She IS media lmao I have no doubt she's has plenty of experience in fashion, she can absolutely help you throw together an outfit and be out the door in like,, 10 minutes flat.

She isn't expecting much but?? It actually goes way smoother than planned??

It surprises her that you treat it like,, an actual date.

Like you ask questions? good questions?? Not just boring Rich People 'I-Don't-Actually-Care-I-Just-Need-To-Pretend-I'm-A-Person-And-Not-A-Walking-Bank-Account' questions??

You ask her about her ambitions? What was her favorite childhood memory? You two get into a 40 minute conversation about a bakery she misses from her hometown that closed down before she could get their cheesecake recipe??

and FUCK IF THAT ISN'T A BREATH OF FRESH AIR SMDNS

Like oh god you cannot imagine how mind numbing rich people are. Harder than the conspiracies and media scandals and weird social rules is trying to pretend to give a shit about Rich Boy #307's New Golf Course MSNDMS

She literally forgets to mingle.

You mention something about the Gardens and before she can even remember that yes, there was a goal behind her coming to this event, you two are giggling like teenagers running along the pavillion <33

YOU TWO BOLT THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS ITS SUPER FUN.

Occasionally it’ll strike her that she’s supposed to be inside, shmoozing, but she just convinces herself that oh well, she can just do that later.

It doesn't even strike her until her alarm goes off that she's spent the entire night just,, talking with you. 

(the ringtone, ofc, being the sound of someone calling her, so that she has a convenient excuse to get out of whatever she's doing and go home)

She decides Fuck It. You two talk for another forty minutes, laying back on the freshly-trimmed grass before a butler eventually comes out to shoo you off the property MNSDMSN

She drives you home!! Well, her chauffeur drives you home, but she sits with you in the back!!

(She specifically asks her chauffeur to take a slightly longer route, so you two can finish your convo about the musical conventions in Sweeney Todd, because she hasn’t gotten to talk about that shit in YEARS SHES NOT PASSING UP THIS OPPORTUNITY)

She still offers you that 400$, because it's the least she could do for you helping her out w/ something so last minute, not to mention having you stay way later than expected, but you turn it down.

You said something about how ‘getting to get to know a woman as sweet as her was payment enough <3′ and just. left.

it leaves her so completely stunned that she doesn’t hear her driver when they ask if she’d like to be dropped off at home. 

She literally just sits there staring at the spot where you were sitting, holding 400$, feeling absolutely dazed. She’s smiling like an idiot and she doesn’t even CARE THAT WAS SO CUTE OF YOU-

She calls you two weeks later for another event, and you say yes without hesitation <3

#gigi thompson #gigi thompson x reader #x reader #inside job x reader #sfw #WAS THIS TOO OOC LMK SMDNSMD #it was super cute to write. gigi gigi gigi i love you i love you I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU #THIS IS THE DREAM <333333333333 #I like to think she didn't grow up in the .00001% of people she just. rose up through the ranks from her journalism + media work #so she just. kinda hates rich people. MSNDMSND LIKE THEY FEEL SO PLASTIC AND FAKE. SHE KINDA HATES HAVING TO MINGLE WITH THESE #OUT OF TOUCH WEIRDOS #and. most of her job is dealing with said out-of-touch weirdos. #SO YEAH when you two go to the party she's kinda thrown for a loop about how. wow you're a PERSON you're TALKING WITH HER you arent talking #about Stocks thank FUCK SMDNSMD #also she's a film bro (affectionate) she works in media theres. no way she isn't a huge film buff #im sorry i have so many. thoughts about gigi. i love her your honor i need more gigi content #THERES SO MUCH FUN STUFF IN HER CHARACTER. KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KIS #'they're the prada of secret societies and you all ignore me' HAS SO MUCH. THERES SO MUCH. #EEEEHEHE >:)))) outis is queueing up some posts. look at me getting in the GROOVE

[romaritimeharbor]

guys i have no idea when this happened but i have like, multiple new genshin ocs bouncing around in my head

#✧— aphe's musings. #hestia is the name i've chosen for one! #she was la signora's personal assistant before she died and has since deserted the fatui. idk if i talked about her yet or not #the others are unnamed #i've got an expelled vahumana scholar. truth is they are just a silly little guy (gender neutral) who cannot be constrained + #+ they were never going to hurt anyone!!!! they just got a little carried away bro they SWEAR on it!!!!! it was an accident they + #+ really didn't mean to commit like. all of the sins :( they didn't mean it :( (they did mean it. btw. yeah) #(^ they *genuinely* are just a little silly and they happen to have a very strong moral compass. they were *never* going to hurt anyone.) #i have like 5 million fatui ocs HAHA #anyways :) another fatui oc upon ye: #alongside the one who got their limbs torn off and then replaced by dottore there's another fatui agent oc + #+ who joined the fatui following an altercation between pantalone and their former rich guy boss who was in + #+ massive debt that he had not repaid. and they did not know anything about it? and they were basically like + #+ “get fucked loser” they did NOT like him. uhh something something that one quote from yelan's story quest + #+ “give a dog a bone and it will guard your home for the rest of its life” pantalone & oc-core #you guys can pronoun assign all these ocs (except hestia) because idk what pronouns to give them LMFAO #anyways how do you guys make those cute genshin oc posts that make it feel like a canon + #+ character profile..... please teach me 😔 #also expelled akademiya student ended up falling into the abyss prior to their expulsion; it was learning of the sins the gods committed + #+ that made them intentionally do things that the akademiya forbode. they and hestia are friends also btw! #they both are working towards the same goal so they help one another out sometimes #they probably kiss idk. maybe queerplatonically i think.

[despertara]

Irene bro if you see this I want you to know I've been podcasting (talking loudly and emphatically to myself) abt that Grammy Gun post for Hours. I started ranting in the rb tags and then I got so mad I started a spreadsheet on my phone Yes I have the Excel app. No I did not finish my tags

#Pacing around my house ''IN LIEU OF A PERSONALITY TAYLOR HAS A MARKETING STRATEGY AND THAT'S WHY WHITE AMERICANS LOVE HER'' #''BC SHE'S A WHITE GIRL NEPOBABY & THEREBY PERFECTLY EMBODIES WESTERN IDEALS: MARTYR COMPLEX + ARYAN PROFIT + QTY>QUALITY + CENTRIST + MID' #''AND IT'S PROBABLY TOO GENEROUS TO CALL HER A CENTRIST WHEN SHE'S NEVER REBUKED THE PPL WHO CLAIM HER AS THEIR ARYAN PRINCESS'' #''THE VENN DIAGRAM OF PPL WHO ARE SICK OF HEARING ABT PALESTINE AND PPL WHO CAPE FOR TAYLOR IS ALMOST CERTAINLY A SINGLE PERFECT CIRCLE'' #''IN WHAT WORLD IS SHE A TORTURED POET HER WRITING IS ON PAR WITH RUPI KAUR AND— WHO'S EMAILING ME FUCK OFF'' #In the shower ''AND ANOTHER THING'' #She's the physical manifestation of privileged ppl's desire to be oppressed bc they can't stand when the convo isn't abt them lmfaooooo #''it's hard for skinny white conventionally attractive cishet ppl whose fathers were bankers too!!! Don't erase my truth!!! 😭'' #''Taylor is the number one most streamed/whatever artist in the world'' #Popularity or notoriety? Bc the US is also well-known for Trump + Texas + public shootings + genocide + wasting money on football stadiums #But again! She's the Western/American Ideal Made Flesh! It's Punk To Have Money And Connections! #And Being White Is The Punkest Of ALL! #Oh my Christ I say this all the time but if university classes have to be offered on her they should be in Marketing and Ethics #She should be a business school case study and that is NOOOT a. Compliment #She couldn't even stick with country bc how truly country of an experience could she have had when her daddy was rich like #She doesn't have the range like idc if you like her just don't act like she's revolutionary when all her movements are calculated + LATERAL #It's not art it's business acumen please she is rewarded by the Grammies bc they respect her for upholding Capitalism I'm so tired #Remember when they gave AOTY to HARRY last year when Beyoncé and Benitito were RIGHT THERE #It's propaganda just like the news plzzzzzzzzzzzz you are all lemmings and she know it which is why she is so good at CONNING YOU #ME N BRO TAG #These are not the comments I wrote on that post you tagged me in btw I got out of the shower to write these FRESH #You know Kacey Musgraves is coming out w a new record too and even tho she got cut out of the CMAs last time she's still proudly country... #I am never drying my hair at this rate #Too busy explaining to you - in complete detail -..........

[mintchochipkookie]

kim namjoon for world president when

#half of my entertainment analytics class FOR SOME FUCKING REASON was about NFTs #these 2 bros from the industry talking about how nfts were the future of entertainment or whatever the fuck #pretending like it was good for fans and had nothing to do with corporations wanting to profit even more #they had the audacity to say that FANS ACTUALLY WANT TO PROFIT OFF THEIR INTERESTS #i was like have you been a fan of a single thing even once in your life #fandom is so special to me and it's one of the sincerest purest forms of appreciating something #i feel real anger at billion dollar companies trying to monetize this space till only the rich can afford to like things #like every other fucking part of society #this isn't even considering the negative impact they have on the environment #this is purely from a moral standpoint about appreciating art #anyway. all this basically to say that when hybe announced the bts nft thing last year #i literally felt a pit in my stomach like something i had just started loving was being taken away from me already #reading that namjoon made a presentation to convince their executives not to move ahead with the plan.....you literally don't understand #i owe kim namjoon my life lmao #i hope he knows how much i appreciate him i'm so glad i picked the right group to stan #anyway. none of this matters i'm just feeling a lot of things rn and i want to say once again that i love bts #every single one of them they just mean so much to me #ik it's some form of a parasocial relationship or whatever but i don't care right now #i feel so grateful to him ik it's dumb but it is what it is #to delete later

[todayisafridaynight]

my fave thing bout postulating why mine had to die is it turns into a game of kill the snail. ‘the tojo clan is driven out by kamurocho by the tokyo police’ ok mine bribes the police. problem solved lets go home

#spoilers #because i ramble #snap chats #mine had to die cause if he didnt no conflict would ever get off the ground #he's too rich and too devoted to daigo and deranged enough to do quite literally anything and everything for him #i know the buying-out-the-police plan would work cause horinouchi was smuggling funds anyway bro would crumble i know it #tho tbf daigo said he already considered dismantling the tojo by the time arakawa was supposed to be a mole for aoki so #at least im p sure thats the timeline #god thats still hilarious tho imagine your dad busts yo out of prison after he announces his death to the world #and now some new punkass governor is knocking on your door telling you to get out not even five months later #daigo can never and will never catch a break #not even in his security company i bet- but not to go on a tangent about that tho #i love how daigo was still concerned about his men enough to want to help them post tojo collapse.. king.. #like No Shit but still i like the small reminders daigo does care about the tojo like a family

[the-deadlock-south]

out of everyone’s injured sounds ashe’s is my favorite like god she’s so dramatic

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #'OW OW O W' ma'am it's just a scratch you'll be fine #it's so funny like it sounds like someone's tryna pull cactus needles outta her or somethin #i may not show it but ashe is one of my fave charas she's such a gift #her injured sound is so weirdly characterizing too #like Oh She's DRAMATIC Dramatic #bratty in a sense like she was a rich girl you know she's stuck up #and i dont know HOW her injured sound demonstrates that i just know it does #what's most important is that it makes me laugh when i get shot and i dont mind dying if thats what i get to hear before i do #bless BOB bro had to deal with that for like four decades and he still gonna deal with that