#bro I'm TRYING okay it's literally IMPOSSIBLE

[tgcg]

argument

its a big one

TG: alright this is probably a bust

TG: more i think about it how the fuck do you even make a marinara

TG: can i even alchemise cheese or do i gotta like alchemise the milk and curdle it myself

TG: how do you even curdle

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TG: make a goddamn

TG: curgler

TG: whatever

TG: internet archive gonna pull through

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CG: ALRIGHT DAVE

TG: shit

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CG: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF. I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN BULGEMUNCHING VIRULENT FUCK YOU GET THE IDEA YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD THINK ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN PLANET. SORRY TO HAVE TO DEAL A BLOW TO YOUR IMPOSSIBLY INFLATED FUCKING EGO, BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT YOUR SIDE-EYE SLACKJAW HOPELESS DEADPAN BULLSHIT BEHAVIOUR IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY FUCKING CONTEMPTIBLE AND DOESN'T PUT YOU ABOVE OTHER PEOPLE? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT?

CG: OR DID YOU JUST ASSUME FROM THE MOMENT YOU FOUND OUT I'M A REVOLTING FUCKING MUTANT LOWBLOOD FREAK THAT I'M SUDDENLY NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THE IDEA OF MY LIFE MEANING SOMETHING AT SOME POINT?

TG: okay you are wildly misquoting me where the fuck did that come from

TG: also you scared the hell out of me

TG: im just trying to science some pizza here

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CG: OKAY THEN, DAVE! EXPLAIN TO ME AS WELL AS YOUR AMBLING ONE-NOTE SMOOTH EXCUSE FOR A 'THOUGHT'SPONGE CAN

CG: IN SOMEWHAT COHERENT TERMS, ALTHOUGH I KNOW THAT'S A TALL ORDER:

CG: HOW YOU SAYING MY ADOLESCENT DREAMS OF BECOMING A THRESHECUTIONER ARE "FUCKED UP AND IRONIC IN A NASTY ASS WAY" DOESN'T QUALIFY AS UNDERHANDEDLY KICKING ME IN THE MANDIBLE PRONGS!

CG: YOUR AUDIENCE AWAITS YOU WITH BATED BREATH! TAKE IT AWAY, M.C. BRAIN HEMORRHAGE.

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TG: okay i dont

TG: know how you got a hold of that phrasing because i said that shit in confidence

TG: get out of my business bro

CG: NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE: THIS METEOR IS A PHYSICAL, LITERAL LOCATION WE'RE BOTH IN. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PRIVATE CHATROOM. THIS MIGHT BLOW YOUR PITIFUL MIND BUT PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR OTHER PEOPLE TALK WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHARE A SPACE! BRO!

TG: ugh

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CG: AND IT'S VERY INTERESTING YOU ACCUSE ME OF MISQUOTING YOU, AND THEN SUDDENLY TURN AND SPOUT FROM THAT SHITTY DRONING GROANSHAFT OF YOURS THAT I'M INVADING YOUR PRIVACY WHEN I DIRECTLY QUOTE YOUR SMARMY LITTLE SHAMEGLOBES!

CG: WOW! TURNS OUT KARKAT IS ACTUALLY BEING GENUINELY FUCKING UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING — WHO KNEW, RIGHT? WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE GENUINE COMPLAINTS TO LEVEL AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO GO SPOUTING HOOFBEASTSHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK TO THEIR ECTOSIBLINGS?

TG: no dude can you shut up a second

CG: I MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING WILL, THANKS FOR THE OFFER! I'M NEVER TELLING YOU A GODDAMN THING AGAIN, SO I HOPE YOU MANAGE TO GAIN SOME WRINKLES TO THAT VESTIGIAL FLAWLESS ORB FLOATING AROUND IN YOUR CAVERNOUS NUGBONE FROM ALL THIS. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THE EFFORT ON YOUR END.

TG: listen!!!!

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CG: MHM! MY AURICULAR CHAMBERS ARE WIDE OPEN!

TG: jegus

TG: okay

TG: i have no defense for my literal phrasing but how expeditiously did you shadowstep the fuck away after i said that

TG: because that is some shrek tier "princess and ugly dont go together" level misrepresentation of my sweet self

TG: like if this wasnt obviously a heated platonic argument we were having i would probably be digging what the reference even if it was a shitty trope

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TG: i just

TG: have been thinking about some things and none of those things have got an iota of a thing to do with you or your blood

TG: thing

TG: man

TG: i dont know why you think id be so pressed about your vein juice its like

TG: a normal ass color for a normal ass guy

TG: and obviously it was a major fucking deal from how you talk about it but it doesnt need to be anymore

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TG: the thing is i just dont like have the same attitude as you about fighting and stuff and thats not something i am getting into right now but i am gonna make it expressly clear

TG: that its just kind of fucked up for me to sit my ass down and listen to someone spew gold and medals and confetti colored shit going googoo all over tall and loathsome ass bloodletters he never knew

TG: and have him tell me he wants to be the best guy at combat since samurai fuckin jack

TG: and thats my capital B business believe me the emphasis is there

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CG: SO IS THIS ABOUT ME WANTING TO BE PART OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T AGREE WITH? BECAUSE THRESHECUTIONERS DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE. I LITERALLY COULD NOT DO THIS IF I TRIED AT THIS POINT, SO YOU CAN UNKNOT YOUR “KNIGHTY WHITIES” ABOUT IT.

TG: being anti-military is not my point but damn if it isnt a thing thats probably true anyways so good job sleuthing that out

CG: WHAT IS YOUR POINT, DAVE.

TG: bluh

TG: i just said i dont wanna talk about it man

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CG: OKAY,

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CG: OKAY.

CG: I MEAN. IT FEELS KIND OF IMPORTANT TO THE CONTEXT OF THIS WHOLE UNAMBIGUOUSLY PLATONIC ARGUMENT WE'VE BEEN HAVING

CG: WHICH I'M RELIEVED WE AGREE ON BY THE WAY

CG: BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO WRING IT OUT OF YOU. IT'S FINE.

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CG: …IF YOU DECIDE AT SOME POINT THAT YOU WANT TO TELL ME THOUGH, MY RUMBLE VESSELS ARE STILL OPEN.

TG: i swear youre making those up on the spot at this point

CG: I'M KEEPING MY LANGUAGE'S ART ALIVE, DAVE. IT'S BASIC DECENCY TO THE PLANET THAT RAISED ME.

TG: heh

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TG: yknow we got these things called anatomical snuffboxes

TG: its got that right amount of vague nose wrinklage to it that i feel like youd be right at home saying that

TG: snug as a grub even

CG: WHAT PART IS THAT???

TG: its that little weird bone bit that sticks out on the back of your palm when you flex your thumb right

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TG: look

CG: HUH. LOOKING AT THAT IS KIND OF WIGGING ME OUT.

TG: yeah its kinda gross rose told me about it

TG: but anyways

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TG: are we cool

CG: I MEAN… I GUESS SO. YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY INSULTING ME, RIGHT?

TG: hell no dude never

CG: OKAY. I COMPLETELY RESCIND THE MYRIAD OF WAYS I JUST INSULTED YOU. AND I'M SORRY.

TG: nah i know its just fluff at this point

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CG: I STILL DON'T APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ROSE THINGS I SAY TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE. THAT WAS BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND MY NOW NON-EXISTENT HOME PLANET ROTTING AWAY TO A CRATERED GRAY HUSK IN ANOTHER DEAD UNIVERSE.

TG: i swear that was like the only thing its just that she gets it and i cant keep my mouth from going on about the gettable stuff

TG: they call me the babbling brook the way my flows so audible

TG: i wont do it again

CG: NO,

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CG: I GET IT HONESTLY.

CG: I'M BASICALLY THE NUMBER ONE PROPRIETOR OF AIRED GRIEVANCES IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE AND THEN SOME, AND I'D ALSO BECOME ITS BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IF I HELD IT AGAINST YOU.

TG: thanks

TG: but i mean

TG: at the gigantic risk of sounding uh

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TG: ………..

CG: ?

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TG: well

TG: i kinda just think youre better at being a guy to chill out and watch movies with than a guy to tangle fists with

TG: and i dont think theres anything wrong with being that

TG: i think its cool

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CG: …THAT'S AN ALARMINGLY BRAZEN OBSERVATION TO MAKE OF SOMEONE YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ABOUT THE SPAN OF SEVEN SEASONAL EQUINOXES, DAVE.

TG: i dont know what that means but it sure is probably

CG: AM I ALLOWED TO ASK WHAT EVEN GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION????

TG: i just got that inkling about you man

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TG: and you can do whatever you want with that info

TG: throw it in the load gaper or whatever if you want i dont really care

TG: give it a swirly and slam it in a locker call it a nerd break its glasses whatever

TG: but beyond this whole lord english thing weve got going on i am pretty content to never aggress my fellow man slash alien slash monster again if i can help it

TG: i think thats pretty fair given what thats been like so far

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TG: and yknow its cool to have some company when im waxing emotional over the narrative depth of click starring adam sandler which we are watching next by the way

CG: UGH, FIIIIIIIIINE. JUST TO MAKE UP FOR CALLING YOUR THINKPAN SMOOTH AND SUPERFLUOUS.

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TG: score

TG: we should argue all the time

CG: SNRK

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #meteorstuck #comix #argument

[aliceyed]

txt's reaction when you call them by their name

genre: fluff

pairing: bf!txt x fem!reader

warnings: none?

main masterlist

yeonjun

youre at yeonjun's house one day and you see a challenge on TikTok so you decide to try it.

"yeonjun in hungry wanna go out to get some food?"

??? yeonjun will give you the side eye literally yk that face he does. he's confused though you guys always use like baby or bae.

"definitely not after that."

then you act innocent, "what do you mean?"

ok now he's annoyed and doesn't reply you. you give up in your prank cause your actually hungry now.

"I'm sorry junie baby it was just a prank." and you have to give him hugs but he'll still be a little like 'hmph' but forgive you eventually cause he can't resist.

soobin

bros actually so confused when you come into his room and say "soobin I got you some coffee." he gives you like a wide eye stare from shock. he honestly thinks he did something wrong 😭😭. you hand him the coffee and he asks, "angel, did I do something wrong?" and omg you tried to stay strong really but like the look he was giving you was too cute you couldn't take it.

"IM SORRY BUNNY IT WAS A PRANK IM NOT MAD AT YOU."

then you hug him and kiss his face cause he's just too cute and soobin is super relieved.

beomgyu

ok now beomgyu. he will literally just ignore you like who TF is beomgyu??

so basically one day you guys are hanging out at a mall and then you go like, "beomgyu can we go over there!"

he just continues walking while looking at his phone so you try again, "hello? beomgyu?"

no reply again so you tug on his hand that your holding then he finally looks up from his phone and says, "what? I don't know a beomgyu I only know a gyu or baby." and he says it while pouting.

rolling your eyes you link your arms with him and say, "okay gyu babyy can we go over there." and he finally smiles and follows.

taehyun

ok um idk how you expect to prank The Kang Taehyun.

ok he just came home with dinner for you both and then you sitting at the dining table you see your fav food and your eyes light up.

"taehyun your finally homee I'm starving."

then he just smiles at you so sweetly and puts the food on the table hugging you. he's literally unaffected 😭😭 and your the one upset sulking. he looks at you a laughs, the audacity.

"what's wrong sweetheart?"

"why do you have no reaction to me calling you taehyun."

and he's just like, "well that's my name is it not?" impossible to prank him tbh.

huening kai

ok I think this baby will be quite similar to soobin. he'll think he did something wrong and apologizes immediately. he's too cute.

one day you guys go on a date and your like "huening, can you pass me that." and he's like oh no what did he do wrong.

"baby I'm sorry are you mad?"

OML HES TOO CUTE WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.

"cutie I'm not mad I'm sorry it was a prank😭😭."

and you hug him so tight and he forgives you cause he's such an angel.

#txt #txt fluff #txt x reader #txt x you #yeonjun x reader #soobin x reader #beomgyu x reader #taehyun x reader #huening kai x reader #txt x y/n

[shibainu2006]

Hey, Shiba!! Been a while, buuuut I’m back to bother you with a request! How about Leona, Ace, and Ruggie with an S/O who copes with their shit mental health via energy drinks, coffee and escapism?

They’re always reading and listening to music and daydreaming almost 24/7. They drink water, like, once every 2 weeks (if they feel like self-care) and they rarely ever actually eat or sleep because they feel like they actually have control for once in their life. They also have periods where they drop everyone and it’s near impossible to get ahold of them unless you into their room.

Author's note: If you don't fucking take care of yourself, I'm gonna burn this entire planet into a crisp with you on it. GO DRINK SOME GODDAMN WATER!

Leona Kingscholar

Herbivore... why..?

He doesn't understand why it's so hard for you to take care of yourself, but he has no qualms with either forcing you, doing it himself, or making Ruggie do it.

He let you have coffee in the morning, but after that, you're done.

You're forced to drink water for the rest of the day.

No, you cannot have an energy drink. You abused that privilege.

When you read, he likes to recommend books to you, and he'll even try to find books with uplifting messages to try and make you feel better.

He's not too good with emotions, but he does try his hardest to make sure you're alright.

He'll even cuddle you while you listen to music, and allow you to relax and daydream.

You've been forced to eat and sleep, by the way.

No late nights.

No skipping meals...

You take care of yourself properly, even if he has to make you.

He'll have Ruggie bring in a nice meal for you.

And definitely bring melatonin or sleepy time tea to make sure you get proper rest.

He'll steal you from your class for a nap, too, if he finds that you didn't sleep the night before.

The second you cut the world off, he'll give you time, but eventually he WILL come see you.

Leona knows how hard it is to actually get a hold of you, so he'll just go to you himself.

You only get a solid day to yourself before he shows up to make sure you're healthy.

Leona cares very deeply for you, so don't ever go thinking you can just stop caring for yourself.

Ace Trappola

Dude, you cannot be serious!

Ace is so done.

The second he found out, he was right at your door with a hot meal and water.

Ace will literally hold you down to make you sleep. He will not allow you to go without for even a second!

He even goes as far as to do your school work for you so you can rest.

He'll let you have your music and books.

He'll take you out to the library to read there, too, so you can't cut the world off.

Ace don't play those games.

He'll pester you about your caffeine intake, and if that doesn't work, then he'll just hide it all from you.

No more coffee

No more redbull

Only water and tea.

He'll search up actual good coping skills and give you a horribly written list of things that are far better than what you're doing.

He even offers you a listening ear.

He'll listen to your rant for as long as needed if it'll help you out.

He just wants to make sure you're okay

Ruggie Bucchi

Oh hell no.

The minute he hears about this, you're fucked.

You come back to a nice dinner with WATER as a drink.

A nice bath was waiting for you, too.

There's smooth jazz playing to relax you as well.

The second you ask for coffee or anything caffeinated, he'll shoot you the dirtiest look known to man and tell you no.

He'll have your favorite books set out for you and even bought some scented candles for you.

Bro abandoned Leona to make sure you'd take care of yourself.

That's how bad this is.

The second you even TRY to cut everyone off, he won't let you.

He'll take you to a nice secluded area, and you'll both take a walk there.

Ruggie wants what's best for you, and disassociating is not it.

Ruggie always has a book on hand for you, and he makes sure it's one that's to your taste, so you'll enjoy it.

You can daydream for a certain amount of time before it's time to come back to reality.

Overall, Ruggie is just caring to you.

He becomes a mother hen when you get like that.

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #savanaclaw #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #ace trappola #ace x reader #ace trapolla x reader #heartslaybul x reader #heartslabyul #savanaclaw x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #ruggie x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #leona x reader #twst imagines #twisted wonderland imagines

[cephalopod-celabrator]

Which major Greek gods I think you least want to get on the bad side of:

They will be rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how easily provoked they are, how effective they are at getting revenge, and how likely they are to take your loved ones as casualties. 0 means you're fine, 10 means that you are in fact fucked

Zeus: 8/10 Now Zeus is one of the most easily provoked, because in order for him to endanger your life all you need to do is be attractive or be near someone attractive. If he dislikes you he'll kill you and if he likes you his wife will kill you. Neither of them are known for being precise with their wrath, so you're family, especially any child had with Zeus, are going to be in for it too. The only reason he's not higher is because he might, might, protect you from Hera and he doesn't really have the attention span or precision to make sure that he finishes the job if he tries to kill you Poseidon: 8/10 The lord of the ocean is lest lustful than his lil bro, a low bar, but he's still pretty easy to provoke. He's also not very good at making sure the job gets done, but he is probably the most indiscriminate with his wrath. He'll endanger your friends, your family, everyone near you, and/or your city if he feels like it. Hades: 5/10 Now Hades is pretty hard to piss off, all things considered. Don't go out of your way to defy him, his wife, or the natural order of death and you'll be fine. The only reason he's not at like a 2 is because if you do cross him or his wife Persephone, you are so spectacularly fucked. He might not do anything to you in life but once you shuffle off that mortal coil oh boy. Enjoy being physically and psychologically tortured for literal eternity. Hestia: 0/10 Okay, you have to try like crazy hard to piss of Hestia. It takes monumental stupidity and even if you do, probably the worse she'll do is refuse to ever bless you again. But you should still be ashamed of yourself. Hera: 6.5/10 She has more self-control than her husband and if you're careful you can avoid breaking any of her rules, but if you catch his eye then I'm sorry. Your family will likely be in danger if you draw her ire, and you don't have great chances of survival but it's not impossible. Demeter: 5/10 As far as gods go she's one of the more laid back ones, except when it comes to her daughter. I mean, mess with her nymphs or what have you and your ass is dead, but you'd have to be pretty stupid to draw her attention. The only reason she's not lower is that she causes starvation and hypothermia through the winter she brings each year, but there's not much you can do about that. Athena: 6.5/10 It depends on the interpretation of her but she usually won't smite people unless they directly challenge her or whatnot, but she's still got a bit of a temper on her. And it should be self-explanatory as to why making an enemy of the goddess of strategy and war is not a good idea Hermes: 2/10 I honestly can't think of any myths about the wrath of Hermes, but he still seems like a guy who can be dangerous if you end up on the wrong side of him Ares: 5/10 You'd think the god of carnage and war would be higher, but you're main concern with him is if you end up on the battlefield with him or if you directly aggress against him or those close to him. Dionysus: 6/10 I'd say he falls about middle of the road when it comes to the touchiness of gods, but I really wouldn't recommend pissing off the god of madness. I was going to give him a lower score then remembered the herd of murderous maniac women who follow him, so. Aphrodite: 8/10 Aphrodite is probably the easiest god to piss off because she will take anything as an insult and might randomly decide that you need to die so your partner can get with someone else or something. She's sloppy about her work too, which both means that you have relatively good chances of escaping her wrath and that everyone around you is likely to get caught up in it Hephaestus: 2/10 I mean, he mostly targets his anger at other gods who have wronged him, but I could see a mortal ending up as collateral of some scheme of his. Mostly the dude wants to be left alone

Apollo: 10/10 Yeah, this dude has one of the highest bodycounts of any Olympian, both in terms of murders and hook-ups. And quite a few combinations of both. He's almost hornier than Zeus and less likely to discrimenate between men and women, but his lovers have a slightly higher survival rate. He's pretty easy to piss off and when you do get on his bad side, you're unlikely to find a proportionate response. He will unleash plague, disaster, and/or a rain of arrows on anyone who he doesn't like the vibe of. Artemis: 9.5/10 Now you could argue that Apollo and her should switch ratings, but I think the twins are probably the deadliest gods out there. Artemis is also quite easy to piss off and if you don't give the proper offerings or disrespect her, she will show you that the bow isn't decorative or maybe send wild animals to rip you apart. You'll be lucky if she stops at you though, because your kids or really anyone in the same country as you are a potential casualty. I would say out of all the gods, Artemis is the least likely to fail to kill someone she's decided needs to be six feet under. She doesn't miss. And if you hit on her, you've basically just signed your own death warrant.

#mythology #greek mythology #artemis #apollo #aphrodite #hades #zeus #poseidon #hera #demeter #hestia #hephaestus #ares #dionysus #hermes #athena

[cvbullshit]

Simulacra(1, 2, PD) Incorrect Quotes Part 2

These mainly take as if it was somewhat the Content AU(their nicknames, genders, and other) and mixed slightly with canon, depending on the quote. I may do art of them at some point, feel free to do art of them yourself though, if you want, just tag me since I'd want to see it. For context: -The first Simulacra(from Simulacra 1) is nicknamed Phoney. -The second Simulacra(from Simulacra 2) is nicknamed Ripple Man, obv. -The Pipe Dreams Simulacra is nicknamed Flappee. -The MC from the first game is labeled MC 1, MC from the second game being labeled as MC 2. -The MC from Pipe Dreams is labeled MC PD.

Flappee: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Teddy: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Flappee: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- MC PD, recording: This is so cute.

Flappee: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Teddy: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. MC PD walks in Teddy: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

the Squad cleaning up MC PD: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Flappee, to Teddy: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

Arya: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Rippleman: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Rex: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Mina: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. MC 2: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Maya: Mental stability, my old friend! Arya: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Mina: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Maya: >:O language Rippleman: Yeah watch your fucking language Rex: Okay, who taught Rippleman the fuck word?! Arya: 'The fuck word'. MC 2: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Rippleman: Oh my god they censored it Arya: Say fuck, MC 2. Rippleman: Do it, MC 2. Say fuck.

Arya: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to MC 2 and Maya's convo? Mina: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Rippleman: I'm in the washing machine. Rex: I'm in the closet. Mina: We accept you Rex. <3 Rex: No I'm literally in the closet. Mina: Love is love. <3

Arya: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. MC 2: His name was Jared he's 19. Mina: When his parents built a very strange machine. Rippleman, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. Maya, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! Rex: Horrible job everyone.

Murilo, to Rippleman: Why is MC 2 not talking? Rippleman: I'm playing the silent game with them. Murilo: Well, then you just lost. Rippleman: I lost two hours ago. I gave them ear plugs and told them to close their eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get them to shut up.

MC 2: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Murilo: …What???

MC 2: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Murilo: cracks knuckles Manslaughter it is!

MC PD: I think MC 2 is in trouble. MC 1: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Rippleman: Hey bro, what do you want to eat? Phoney: The souls of the innocent! Flappee: A bagel. Phoney: No! Flappee: Two bagels.

Flappee: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A. Phoney: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory. Rippleman: Fuck you.

Rippleman: Now, Flappee, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Phoney: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

Rippleman: Where is everyone? Flappee: Phoney had a nervous collapse, MC 2 is looking after them, MC 1 is trying to kill MC PD, so I’m in charge. Rippleman: Oh my god! Flappee: I know, right?

MC 1: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Phoney, watching Flappee screaming, Rippleman trying to set a sleeping MC PD on fire, and MC 2 choking on air: I don't know either.

Taylor: When Phoney was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Anna: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Anna: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! Anna opens their umbrella while indoors Taylor: Anna, that’s bad luck… Anna: Chill out, Taylor! Phoney, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Anna and Taylor: screams

Anna: How do you do that? Taylor: I'm fearless. Phoney: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. Taylor: I'm mostly fearless.

Mina: What do rainbows mean to you? Arya: Gay rights. Rippleman: There's money. Murilo: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood. Rex: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Murilo: Anyone d- Arya: Depressed? Rex: Drained? Mina: Dumb? Rippleman: Disliked? Murilo: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people…

#simulacra #simulacra 2 #simulacra pipe dreams #simulacra headcanons #simulacrum #simulacra au #simulacra arya #simulacra mc #simulacra game #simulacra rex #simulacra murilo #simulacra taylor #simulacra anna #simulacra mina #simulacra maya #simulacra teddy #for fun #because why not #incorrect quotes #shitpost

[korgidorgi]

Nightmare - Lena Luthor x Reader

Hey, so, I just had a really really fucky nightmare and no ones around so i'm writing this at 3/4am while by the grace of everything good in this universe I'm on call with one of my friends. This is literally what fucking happened to me (not including Lena and snuggles lmao)

Word count: 2019

Warnings: Its a nightmare i literally had like 2 hours ago, night pedestrians (iykyk), cursing

Summary: Y/N has a nightmare and instead of vibing on call they get snuggles :3

Walking through the house, your music blasts from your pocket as you head for the kitchen to grab a snack.

“Guys, it's coming!”

“Oh shit-”

You rush to the living room, stopping your music as you join your brother and his band of friends. Your mom sits behind the group as you all kneel on the floor.

“Heads down,” your brother instructs, “heads down!”

You all put your heads to the carpet. The drawn out sound of a car going by echoes through the house, signaling it's presence. Everyone's breathing is irregular, some shaky as they assume the worst and prepare. The house soon goes quiet and your brother relaxes, moving to sit upright again.

“Okay,” he states, “we’re clear.”

“That quick?” one of his friends asks.

“Yeah, it kind of does a pass over thing.” Your brother explains.

The group goes back to their normal activities and you shakily stand up to return to the kitchen for what you wanted. On second thought, you head back to your room, deciding to chill for a bit.

You must have fallen asleep. Peeling your eyes open, to glance around your dark room, the red from your reptiles night light gently flooding your room. Almost as clear as day, you see it. The static silhouette of an entity stands between you and the door. You can hear the hiss of a car going by slowly. You immediately shut your eyes, forcing it to leave your vision and hoping to whatever is good out in the universe that it passes. You try again to open your eyes, finding it increasingly more difficult to do so. You take a moment to syke yourself up. You try to move, noting how numb your limbs feel, almost as if they're not your own. Your eyes are impossible to keep open, but you still manage to fling the sheets off of you and stumble down the hall to your brothers room.

You open his door, not caring for the small squeak of the hinges and you throw yourself to his floor, shaking him awake.

“Bro-” you begin, “I fucking saw it, I saw it.”

“What?” He groggily responds.

“The sk!nw@lker, oh my god, it was in my room and it was all static and shit and-” You begin to tear up, looking around his room frantically.

“Hey, hey, calm down.” He tries to soothe.

You catch something out his window on the ground. It's one of your friends, Shane.

“Hey, Shane’s here.” You announce.

“Mom’s also here.” He adds, noting the sound of the front door opening.

You get up to go greet her, acknowledging Shane’s presence as he makes his way up the basement steps to join you and your mom. It's a surprise visit for her, but she’s tired enough to let it slide tonight.

The overwhelming feeling that something is watching you continues to gnaw at the back of your mind. You glance over your shoulder, but see nothing around the house.

Your eyes shoot open, the red from your reptiles night light flooding the room.

Fuck me. Fuck. me.

“I’m going to shit myself-” You mumble to yourself. “I am going to shit myself.”

You go to open discord, beginning to write about the nighttime adventures of your mind to your friend group. You stop mid sentence, looking at the time. 3:33 am.

<Your user name>

Broskis, I’m going to shit myself

BRUH

I’M FUCKING DONE

You sit up in your bed, turning around to lay on your stomach, facing your headboard and wall to avoid your door. You text on the discord a little bit more, not expecting anyone to be awake. To your surprise, Lena responds, offering surprised reactions. You get on one of the voice channels, not expecting anything to happen and begin plugging in songs for the bot to play. Lena soon joins you on the channel.

“Hi, darling.” She greets quietly. “You doing okay?”

“Yeah,” you half whisper, “I’m just- what the fuck bro.”

“I’m sorry about your nightmare.” She offers.

“Okay- bro, it was about the fucking Night Pedestrians,” you state, “you know them?”

“Oh, yeah.”

“Yeah…” You trail off. “And then it just has to be the goddamn witching hour. What the fuck.”

“That’s wild.”

“I’m going to shit myself, Lee.” You say. “I. Am. Going. To. Shit. Myself.”

“Aww, darling...”

“I don’t want to talk about it until it's not the fucking witching hour.” You state, still shaken up about the whole ordeal.

“Yeah, I get it.” She responds. 

You can hear the nod in her voice, imagining her nodding her head in agreement. You’re a bit more of the superstitious type than she is. She doesn’t fully understand the whole Night Pedestrian talk, but she knows what you’re talking about. It wouldn’t mean as much to anyone else as it does to you that she adopts your behavior when it comes to cryptids and folklore.

You sit in silence, listening to the music of the bot playing softly in the channel. It’s quiet enough to hear her, but loud enough to provide a distraction. You whip out your laptop, opting to write a small blurb for your social media.

You keep track of the time, watching the clock tick closer and closer to 4 am. You try to write a little bit, managing out a few sentences. A soft knock echoes throughout your apartment.

“Lena,” you whisper into your phone, “someone’s at my fucking door-”

“Yeah, it’s me. Now open up.” She leaves the discord call.

You slowly get up to go let your best friend in. As you approach the door, you can hear her using the spare key you gave her. She swings the door open and closes it behind her, locking it. She’s clad in casual clothes that look like she just threw on. She immediately walks up to you and embraces you, wrapping her arms around your shoulders and pulling you close to her. You take a moment to compute and eventually wrap your arms around her torso in return. The two of you stand there for a moment before you break the silence.

“You didn’t have to come all the way out here for me-” you begin.

“And let you suffer here alone?” She pulls back a little bit, looking down at you. “Not a chance.”

She pulls you back into her embrace, placing a soft kiss to your forehead. Your grip on her slightly increases at the motion and you bury your face into her chest. She begins to rub her hand up and down your back briefly before pulling back.

“Would you like to put something on to watch,” she offers, “would you like to attempt sleep again?”

“I…” you stammer, looking down. “Did you come here without shoes??? Lena, you really didn’t have to-”

“Y/N,” she grabs your face gently, “I’m here for you. Doesn’t matter how, when, or why. I don’t want to sit back there on call, unable to give you hugs and cuddles and comfort when you so clearly need it.”

“But-”

She shushes you, bringing you back to her previous question. “What do you want to do?”

“Would you like a drink?” You deviate again.

“Y/N,” she warns, tilting her head and raising a brow. “If you don’t decide, I will.”

You look away before beginning to turn to your bedroom. You begin shuffling over, Lena following you with a hand on your back. You crawl under your covers, offering her space and letting her crawl in with you. She grabs your favorite throw blanket and throws it up, unfurling it over you. The tortilla print decorates a large circular area of the bed as it drapes neatly overtop you and Lena. You shuffle down the covers and turn to her, snuggling up to her as she drapes an arm over you. You wrap your arms around her waist, holding onto her tightly and burying your head into her chest.

“Do you want to talk about it?” she asks softly, beginning to play with your hair.

You glance at the time over her shoulder at your alarm clock on your nightstand. “It had the Night Pedestrian in it…”

She hums in response, continuing to stroke your hair.

“My brother was in it, I still lived with them, like I never moved out,” you begin. “He knew how to tell when the Night Pedestrian was coming and he had like this weird ritual when you put your head down and avoid their gaze and pretend like they're not there. It kinda does like this passover thing.”

You take a moment to think of what else to tell her. She doesn’t stop brushing her fingers through your hair, gently grazing her nails against your scalp soothingly.

“So he had friends over and he knew when it was coming so we all avoided it. I can't remember if my mom came home before or after I ‘woke up’, but also when she came home, one of my brother and my friend came over at the same time but from downstairs. And because it's a dream, the house is kinda wonky so things are off, but it's relatively similar. But at some point, I wake up, and as I’m opening my eyes, it's like those Backrooms entities or whatever, you know them?”

“Mhmm,” she hums, letting you continue.

“So it was like that, but like it was all static. And I tried to get out of bed, but like, my body was all numb. So I finally was able to get to my brothers room and I woke him up and I cried that I saw it. And I think that's when we both got up and mom came home and our friend came in the basement door. He was younger than he actually it, but that probably just because I haven’t seen him in forever.”

You shift slightly, increasing your grip on her.

“It just- it felt so real.” You whisper. “The glow from Glue’s night light, the ambience of the room, everything was there and it was just this static entity.”

You sniff and rub your eyes into your shoulders and forearms to wipe away the wetness that’s begun to spill.

“I’m sorry you experienced that.” Lena increases her grip on you briefly before pulling back to look at you.

She brings a hand to your face, wiping away your tears. She places another soft kiss to your forehead, bringing you into her embrace again.

“Thank you for texting the discord about it.” She praises. “You’re very brave for opening up to us like that.”

“I was just in shock and I was shaken up about the whole thing-”

“Yeah, and it’s okay to feel like that and let the others know.” She cuts you off gently. “Even if it's at some ungodly hour of the night, someone will be up and available to be there for you. You’re not alone, darling.”

She places another kiss to your forehead.

“Thank you for coming over. I really appreciate it.” You hold onto her.

“Anytime, darling.”

A short period of silence falls over you both before you decide to break it.

“Ugh, I wish I had a girlfriend.” You huff, half joking. “Non-stop cuddles and shit like this.”

You bury your face further into her, trying to snuggle closer. You hear a soft chuckle emanate from your goddess of a best friend.

“I could be your girlfriend.” She offers.

“Wait shit, really?” You whip your head up to look at her.

“Yeah,” she confirms, placing yet another soft kiss to your forehead, “really.”

You shoot her a huge grin, placing a quick kiss on her cheek and snuggling into her again.

“Goodnight, Girlfriend.” You bid, closing your eyes as you finally settle.

“Goodnight my darling.”

#lena luthor x reader #x reader #fanfiction #supergirl #lena luthor #supergirl fanfic #supergirl imagine #lena luthor imagine #i had a nightmare #so i wrote a fic about it #also i too want a girlfriend #i wish it was that easy #wow y/n look at you go

[omnidemidisaster]

Underrated ship...Like bro- They would be a strange yet cute duo

Roy x Susie headcanons

I like to think for Roy it was a crush at first sight

Like he laid eyes on a pretty girl and instantly went "damn"

He tried to talk with her to become friends, stuttering on nearly every word

Susie didn't think much on it, just thinking he was shy

Roy did not realize that she was Pumps older sister

That was until Pump literally came up to Susie and began talking about their grandpa

Roy nearly short circuted

So he has a crush on the sister of the kid he was bullying..

After that meeting, he instantly began to be nicer to Pump...like alot nicer

Ross and Robert thought Roy was sick or something

They're right, but not in the way they think

Roy ended up ranting about Susie to them, how much he really thinks she's cute and how he wants to talk to her

And that cleared it up for the two boys

"I can't help it man, she just looks super pretty"

"And you sound like your crushing on her"

"I'm what?"

Ross and Robert are constantly in Roy's corner, but they do secretly tease him

Roy slowly gained confidence from the back up from Ross and Robert

So with that confidence, he began to actually hang out more with Susie

They even became friends

One day, Roy finally manned up and wanted to confess to her

And it goes a little something like this ( Yfm fans please get the reference lmao )

Roy gulped as he started to walk to the brown haired girl. He tried to not be nervous, but it was like telling a fish not to swim. Impossible. He tapped Susie on the shoulder, getting her attention. The taller girl turned around, a clearly nervous Roy greeting her.

"Oh, hey Roy! What's up?" Roy's head nearly went blank. "Uhm- Hey" Susie tilted her head. She never seen him this nervous before. But what made him this nervous?

Roy sighed and decided that he might as well confess now than never. "So, you know how we're...friends?" Susie nodded, wondering what he is trying to get at.

"Yea? Why? Do you not want to be friends anymore?" Susie asked, a little nervous if that was the case. "No no no! No, I love being friends. Its just..."

Roy looked down at his shoes. "I think I like you much more than a friend" Roy admitted. He had his eyes closed, expecting anything and everything negative.

Susie's cheeks turned pink. Well it was a lot better than being told what she previously thought.

"Roy. Its okay" She started. "If anything, your not alone on this" Roy looked back up, seeing a blushful Susie. Her cheeks were pink and her smile was warm and genuine. "A-Are you serious?"

Susie nodded, chuckling a little. "Heh, yeah. I thought it would of been a little obvious by now" It felt like a weight was lifted off Roy's chest.

Without thinking, Roy instantly hugged Susie. Susie was startled a little, but she laughed at his response. Her chin rested on Roy's head and she tried to hug him back to the best of her ability.

So now for the actual headcanons

Roy short. Susie tall. Height difference.

Roy is more boyish. Susie is alot more feminine. Also opposites attract.

Roy would definitely just play tf outta Susie's hair

Just constantly brushing and styling and just touching her hair

Susie doesn't mind. She finds it adorable if anything

Roy invites her to hang out with the hatzgang if she's okay with it

He kinda wants her to join but he feels as if he's going to be teased for it

Spoiler, he wouldn't get teased

Nonetheless, he did give her one of his caps which she wears all the time

Susie is super sweet to Roy

Tbh I think she's the only one who made Roy genuinely shy

And honestly Shy Roy is adorable

They would totally share milkshakes or slushies together

Roy likes to join her streams and is constantly supporting her

They would definitely vent about their homelife. Honestly why wouldn't they?

Roy has the uncle situation, a constantly working mom, and a dad who's barely there for life

Susie has parents that are somewhere other than home and lives with her brother that constantly puts himself at risk and a grandpa who could collapse at any moment

Yknow family trauma 🥰

But fr tho, they do end up feeling better after talking about their issues

Even though Susie has made Roy a nicer person, Roy is still a little shit

What I mean by that is he loves to tease and joke with her

Basically doing things like pulling harmless pranks and teasing her for stupid stuff

Nothing to make her mad mad, just enough to make her annoyed

He does it out of love...and being a little jerkface

Susie likes to make little drawings of whatever and just giving them to Roy

Just seeing Roy open up a little piece of paper with a cartoon devil she drew and smiling about it makes her heart skip a beat

Honestly they should just be canon

#fluff #spooky month #hatzgang #spooky month roy #spooky month susie #spooky month roy x susie #roy x susie #rosie #rosie should be their ship name

[frodo-with-glasses]

Ok, let's say 4, 5, 9, 11, and 15 for Aragorn and Eomer?

4. "My favorite thing about them"

Battle buddies. Warrior comrades. Bad*ss macho dudes being bad*ss macho bros. I mean, is there anything else to say? Aragorn and Eomer is probably the one friendship in LotR with the highest concentration of testosterone by volume and I LOVE IT.

If you don't mind me hopping on a soapbox here: you might expect me to say that Aragorn and Eomer's friendship is the best example of "non-toxic masculinity" in the book, but I'm actually not gonna say it, and that's for two reasons. Number One, the term implies that masculinity is a thing of which it is possible to have so much that it causes damage, like toxic amounts of vitamins. Number Two, when people say "toxic masculinity" they usually mean things like being arrogant or violent or condescending, which a) are not restricted to men and b) don't look good on anybody anyway. I tend to associate masculinity with strength, courage, willingness to protect, and generally being male, of which I think it is impossible to have too much.

What I will say is that Aragorn and Eomer have the purest example of masculinity: both pure in the sense of undiluted, and pure in the sense of wholesome and good. Yes, Eomer is prone to fits of passion and rage. Yes, Aragorn is weary and troubled. But at the end of the day, these are two dudes who will show up to a battlefield and absolutely wreck shop out of a deep and unassailable love for what they're trying to protect and if that isn't magnificent then I don't know what is.

5. “A scene I wish we had of them”

Okay, I'll be honest: I can't think of anything. I even plundered the Appendices for ideas, and still nothing. Aragorn and Eomer are at their best when they're on the battlefield, and between Helm's Deep and the Pelennor, I think we got more than an ample showing on that front.

But I'm not done rereading the book yet! There might still be things about Eomer in these last few chapters that I'd forgotten about. I'll come back to this if I have any ideas!

(But now I'm gonna turn this around on you, my dear Lady of Hockey ;-) This is your favorite bromance in this book, so what scene do YOU wish we had??)

9. "Would I change anything about their friendship?"

Mmn...no? No, I don't think so.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love the friendships that sit in the slow cooker for years instead of getting flash-fried. I love the tender, emotional friendships. I love the physically affectionate, touch-you hug-you hold-your-hand sleep-on-your-lap friendships. There are reasons that Frodo and Sam are my favorite bromance. But Aragorn and Eomer are not that, and that's okay! Their bond is no less deep and true and important just because it's developed and expressed differently!

No, I would not change their friendship, because then it would cease to be Aragorn and Eomer's friendship, and we can't have that.

11. "Which of the friends I relate to more"

Oof, that's a toughie. I'm the kind of person with a calm exterior but big emotions on the inside, so Aragorn is a lot more like what I appear to be and Eomer is a lot more like what I FEEL LIKE.

.....But Eomer also gives off really big Older Sibling Energy so we're gonna go with that.

15. “If I’d want to be friends with them”

Sure, if they'd have me! My theory of friendship equality comes into play here, since both of them are literal kings, but putting that aside, I think they'd be fun to hang out with. It would be even MORE fun to just watch them spar :-D

FRIENDSHIP ASK GAME!

#ask game #aragorn #eomer #eomer of rohan #lord of the rings #lotr #my writing #addendum for op: #the whole ‘long-time tender physically affectionate friendship’ thing is the reason i was like 👀 when you told me about eric and casey btw #just in case you were wondering why they made my brain go BRRRRR so quickly LOL

[floralovebot]

Jayyy pls tell me you’ve read the new fic by the writer who wrote retired!! It’s so gooddd!!!!

I HAVE NOW

HOLY SHIT BABE THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS!!!

Here's the link for anyone interested (read it 👺)! I'm gonna put all my thoughts under a read more cause I am gonna spoil it's impossible not to !!

FIRST HOLY SHIT

This person never fails to amaze me!! I thought Retired was good but holyyyyy I loved this one so much!! Seeing so much of Helia's internal dialogue was so good! And just like Retired, it felt completely in character. You already know how much I can't stand Helia fics because so many people get his characterization wrong so I'm always pleasantly surprised and extremely happy to see someone get him right.

I loved the self assured attitude here! So many people get this wrong about Helia. They think he's egotistic and cocky when he really just knows what he's capable of (and what he isn't). I loved how he knew he could do it but also knew there was a chance of failure.

AND THE SKYLIA DYNAMICS LOOORRRDDD I loved seeing both of them do that "well he just needs to trust me" thing that was so cute and in character for both of them! And Sky confronting slash comforting him at the end :') I really, really liked Sky's characterization in this! He has those "boo i'm the leader" moments that some fans hate but is in character for him while also highlighting his more caring and worrying side! And it didn't feel like he was Just thinking about the team overall either! You could tell he was genuinely worried about Helia and that was so refreshing to see.

And god... where to start with Helia... I loved the suicidal ideology there because that is so common in the military. "I won't have to deal with the fallout if I die" is such a common thought when you're dealing with constant life or death situations and responsible for other people's lives. I really like how the author keeps drawing from his past experiences and how they shaped his current thought process, especially in regard to how Shadowfaunt messed with his mind. How he just kind of accepted those thoughts because he's had them before? Being able to move past them because he Knows that's not okay and Sky and everyone else doesn't deserve that? SO GOOD

And I really like how they explore his feelings after that mission! Him making more mistakes (which we know is something that literally kills him)? Him hiding away to have a panic attack? Knowing that everyone else knows something is wrong but can't bring himself to bring it up or talk to anyone?

I also LOVE how Sky mentions that the specialists consider him a friend but they're not sure what he considers them because that is exactly what happened!! So many people think they just accepted him blindly or that they never even got close to him which like... no... Showing that they see him as a friend and want to be closer but they're not sure how Helia sees them in return??? BABE

And ANOTHER THING!! I really liked Riven's characterization here too! I liked how he was clearly worried about Helia but also being more aggressive and a little petty about it too. He was undermining Helia but he was also fully worried about him and yknow... didn't want him to die. I feel like this is really on brand for how Riven shows his concern!

Idk man I'm just obsessed with this writer and how they portray everyone... I honestly can't wait for the longer fic they mentioned because bro.... I'm not sure if this fic is in the same universe as Retired but I feel like they could be! I really liked how Helia very crassly moved over talking about how his teammate died and how he had to clean up the mess? LIKE WHEW That's some tough fucking shit no wonder he was close to dropping himself

I really admire how strong everyone is portrayed in this fic! The winx with dealing with the effects of Darkar's Fortress, the specialists for trying to help them while also not dying, Helia's whole fucking deal, Helia for not giving up and wanting to keep going, Sky for not judging him or hating him for what he said... just... everything about this is so good i'm gonna be thinking about this for ages :')

#i literally love everything about this fic its so good #i love their fics so much oh my #im also so happy to see another 'helia's first team fucking died' fan!! #ive been on that train for years and i feel like not enough people question his first team and why they never get brought up #i just... this is so good :') #thank you so much for telling me about this!!! #ANN IM SCREAMING #answered #winx helia

[junjiie]

UM GOOD MORNING??? (its morning for me im serious i literally just woke up) hope your having a good day im about to give everything about meliora 🤗

SOOOOOO meliora is a 13-member under two fictional companies louvix audio and sonata media, they were the second only successful group under their company after their former boy group RIX disbanded in 2016, so, company said; "WE NEED SOMETHING NEW!", and they recruited the thirteen members over a period of 10 months through global auditions!!! so that's just great

okay off to the members;

kasemchai 'chaiya' shinawatra - 99 liner, thai, probably a man kisser in his free time, and also a professional flirt too!, used to be a child model and he decided "fuck college i'm gonna sing" so he auditioned!, his fc is the actor jeff satur

hong yohan - 00 liner, korean, 1 of 4 introverts in the whole group, the leader of the group, he scares his members without even trying, his fc is that one nct mf (it's haechan)

ko junmin - 00 liner, korean, 2 of 4 introverts in the whole group, a perfectionist for life, he also did taekwondo!, his fc is park jihoon (the actor not from treasure)

jung hajoon - 00 liner, korean, adopted (yeah he actually is), his adopted father is half filipino so he's fluent in tagalog, theater kid (derogatory), his fc is kim sunwoo from the boyz

ahn 'kyrie' kyuhyun - 01 liner, korean, a former actor and fencer (he starred in boys over flowers), the tallest member, also quite literally the perfect man (he's also the token straight of the group), his fc is yoon sanha from astro

yeo 'hwan' jihwan - 01 liner, korean, 3 of 4 introverts in the whole group, he's the one member who can go without talking the whole day, the center of the group despite his shyness, his fc is son dongju from oneus

cho haneul - 01 liner, korean, confirmed man kisser, the most affectionate member of the group, bro can play the guitar (i'm down on my knees), his fc is shin yechan from omega x

matsuda 'kiro' kyoichi - 02 liner, japanese, a former member of a j-pop boy band, his father is so famous in japan i'm not even joking, he has a huge fanbase and is the sunbaenim of everyone in the whole group, his fc is terazono keita from ciipher

kang 'z' yaejoon - 02 liner, korean, the groups comedic genius, the only reason he auditioned was actually because of a bet, he used to play hockey, his fc is jung sungchan from riize

bae 'byeol' yongrae - 02 liner, korean, has been dancing since literally forever, his birthdays on halloween!!, he's a huge fan of kai and he cried when he got to meet him for the first time, his fc is my bae song hyeongjun from cravity

sim 'chrysa' jaehwan - 03 liner, korean, he really likes kyuhyun, seriously he was a huge fan of him before they debuted together, also a comedic genius, his fc is your bae hwang intak from p1harmony

kristian 'jian' li - 04 liner, chinese-american, rich, he's one of the youngest but he's also 6'1, professional coffee hater, and cat lover, his fc is young and rich fall and handsome

aikawa 'taro' kiyoshi - 04 liner, japanese, the maknae, a teddy bear collector, can never be clean like it's impossible for him, his fc is nishimura riki from enhypen

OKAY SO UHHH OTHER THAN THAT, their fandom name is aponia because meliora is a word that means "better" and the word aponia is an "absence of pain" so they FIT TOGETHER!!!

anyway thats the group, there is a lot more bad stuff concerning the personal lives of the members because they're all traumatized in one way or another (so sorry i love my babies i swear) so um whose your bias 🤗???

the way i am the #1 aponia. The original. unless you've told someone else ab them and they've said the same thing so we have to compete (i cant fight so i hope u havent 😓😓 2yrs of martial arts in primary school has done nothing for me bye). I AM IN LOVE WITH THEM?!? Holds them in hands.. puts them in a jar.. shakes them around really hard in the jar.. opens the lid... pours them into my hands.. eats them like orbeez.. dies from food poisoning (u probably cant eat orbeez).....

OK BIASES. hajoon YOHAN and jaehwan YUPP 👍👍👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 oh but junmin too........ i fucking LOVE park jihoon i rewatch whc1 every other week i swear (nothing broke me like that show did . Im in so much pain). i will collect all their pcs and line then up next to my bed and pat their little heads before i go to sleep

IM IN LOVE W THIS AND THEM!!!!!!!!! UR MIND!!!!!!!! CRAZY!!!!!!!!! ur giving me tell-u-things-ab-my-silly-ocs-too itis... Stop it .

#I LVOE U FOR THIS HELLO?! #MUAH

[poltergeist-coffee]

FOREVER AND RICHAS REUNITED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOREVER LOOKS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM I'M GOING TO EXPLODE

I WAS NEVER SAD IN MY LIFE, IF I WAS I DON'T REMEMBER

Try to no smile watching Forever finally seing Richas again(impossible challenge)

I missed them so much Now we just have to wait Cellbit to roleplay his out of hell

Look... I might have saw on Mike's twitter that he might log in the server this week

LES GOOOOO

Also, I don't remember if I ever mentioned, but I find so cute how Mike and Barb matchs the hair colour They are so cute, they have green hair And Mike has been posting some things of his college:D

Forever saying that when Richas disappeared his fish didn't disappear

What a coincidence, no?

Forever trying to rp, showing Richas the place where Rochas(Rockarlyson) was, and Pombo(Richas' birds) was breaking the rp hitting him KKKKKKKKK

And Richas is trying to kill Pombo

That's my boy<3

I needed this, BECAUSE I COUDN'T LOG ON MY MINECRAFT ACCOUNT, IT JUST KEPT SAYING THAT THERE WASN'T AN ACCOUNT ON THAT EMAIL

MICROSOFT, WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

I might do what my brother told me and go play dragon age(to wich that guy has 163hours of playtime) That's why I don't keep track of how much I play:D I PLAYED MINECRAFT FOR MOST OF MY LIFE, IT WOULD HAVE SO MANY HOURS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anyway, FOREVER IS BACK Oh, and Fit was exploding things early:D We, ratinhos, are streamer orphan for today

-Plate anon:D

I CANNOT WATCH THE RUNION IM LITERALLY STUCK IN MATH CLASS BRO TT

SEEING EVEYINE LIVEBLOG ABOUT FOREVER REUNITING WITH RICHAS THO IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY :”DD I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW HAPPY AND EXCITED HE MUST HAVE BEEN/IS RN BECAUSE HIS SON IS FINALLY BACK AND OKAY!!!!

AND FOREVER GETS TO MEET EMAPANDAA POPOH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HES GOIGN TO LOVE HER THE LITTLE GIRLIE <33 SHES A BRAZILIAN TOO OFC HONORARY ONE BECAUSE SHES BAGI’S DAUGHTER :”))

Cellbit come back psppspssp qcellbit your family misses you ik you’re going insane stuck in purgatory but come back

mike and barb are the cutest :”)) i saw they both dyed their hair green it’s so,,, i lov them,,,, your honor,,,,what cuties,,,

MICROSOFT GIVE PLATE ANON THEIR MINECRAFT ACCOUNT BACK!!

#✉️ asks or whatever #🍽️ anon

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

Me: *makes even the smallest plan with anyone to do anything in an effort to improve my mental health and general wellbeing*

This fucking year about to throw some unforeseen circumstance at me for no reason at all: no ❤

#people: you need to go outside more! do things that make you happy! #bro I'm TRYING okay it's literally IMPOSSIBLE #me: i'd like to spend tomorrow with mom :) #my mom: has a headache #me: :) okay how about a hike this weekend? like 10 minutes from my house? #me: *gets the flu* #you wanna know why I'm so depressed? because this year just keeps fucking me over at literally every turn even the smallest one #fuck #or like one small thing ive been trying to do is train sunshine #but i was having difficulty keeping shado occupied while I'm training her #and now there's another dog in the house #(whom i love don't get me wrong) #and it's just like #why does everything have to be so fucking hard #I'm just tired man #I'm tired of everything being either a struggle or a disappointment or both #I'm tired #em rambles

[moemoemammon]

(Two things, 1. This is my first time requesting so I'm sorry if this is not the thing to do it, and 2. Sorry if somethings is misspelled or grammatically incorrect, eng is not my first language:p)

May I request some of the bros, specially Mammon, Luci and Satan, with a MC who's similar to Lucifer in some aspects (like, some of their manners are the same as his and sometimes they're little bit too strict) and after a while they discover that its bc MC is also an older sibling. And (only if you want) meeting their younger sibling, please 🙏

Btw love your works ♡♡♡

Lucifer Number 2~

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

It doesn't occur to Lucifer how similar the two of you are, but the first thing he realizes is how pleasant conversations with you can be. You both share common interests, your tastes suit his own, and you seem to be the only competent person in this house.

You're the responsible type, and he likes it. He'll sometimes find you scolding his brothers for their behavior too, and as amusing of a sight as that may be, he doesn't want you to be burdened with their idiocy.

AND you're the eldest sibling in your household? Cheers to that. You too know the weight of being the responsible oldest, and the role one must take to ensure their siblings grow up well. You too know that you'd rather your siblings have things easier than you did.

But there's one thing he finds annoying... You can NEVER speak your feelings, and act as if it’d kill you to do so. He can respect secrecy when it's appropriate, but Lucifer would like to know what's on your mind. Not only that, but you can be HORRIBLY headstrong. There's nothing that can stray you away from what you've already decided.

"MC, I request that you take a few days off from school to do as you please. I've already spoken with Diavolo and your professors, and you've been given an excuse. I know you'll study anyway, so I've dropped off your assignments in your room. But... you should rest. It isn't good for you to be pushing yourself so hard. Hm? You're calling me a hypocrite?"

Mammon

As if one Lucifer wasn't enough. Now there's TWO of em?! Why's his luck gotta be so lousy!

Definitely the first to realize how much like Lucifer you are, and was SHOOK. Seriously, what gives?! What horrors exist in the human world that could've made you like THAT..?

Ever since you showed up, it's been impossible to get away with anything! He can't sneak out of the house because you're always there somehow, you tattle on him when you catch him leaving anyone's room, and you won't even let him copy your homework! What gives?!

Avoids you like the plague. You're no fun! There's only rare moments when you're kinda okay, and he likes those the best. The times when you're kinda sensitive and you'll drop the high and mighty act. But then you're back to being a pest!

"For the billionth time, I ain't got time to study! There's money to be made, and a guy like me ain't gonna waste a second lookin' at a dumb book when I could be- H-Huh?! You're gonna call Lucifer?! N-now, there's no need to be so hasty, right? Oi!! I'm sorry, damn it-!"

Levi

What's the deal with Lucifer number two? As comedic of a trope as that may be, Levi doesn't really care for having two nagging types in the house. Especially a human...

When you're in his room, all you do is nitpick about how he should tidy up and open a window! Don't you know that an otaku's room is his pride and joy?! It's a sacred space not to be trampled on by the opinions of a normie!!!

But still... he has to admit that even if you don't get all the stuff he's talking about, you at least try to understand it. And there are even some of his interests that you're genuinely invested in!

You might be a pain in the neck and harass him about annoying things, but he guesses he can deal with it if you'll actually sit through a TSL marathon with him...

"I-I'll lend you this manga, so make sure you read it! And when you're finished with that, I'll lend you the spin-off series by the author's brother! I know you'll like it, since you're interested in gritty stuff. Oh, and- Huh? My laundry? Y-yeah.... I'll do that.."

Satan

You are... surprisingly good company. Satan enjoys talking to you over afternoon tea, and the two of you share stories between one another.

But still, he can't shake the feeling that there's something... unpleasantly familiar about your personality. It isn't until you say something that sounds suspiciously similar to what Lucifer would say that he realizes who you remind him of. And oh, he hates it.

Tries playing pranks on you, but somehow they never go to plan. How that is is beyond him, but you never fall for anything! No matter how sweet his smile, you're always rightfully suspicious. You're annoyingly meticulous about checking your surroundings, and you're so aware of yourself that it's troublesome! Be more gullible!!

The king of petty has decided that its now his life goal to make you fall for at least one of his pranks. He doesn't care how elaborate he has to make it, or how unrewarding the payoff may be. He'll make you pay for seeing his brother in two places at once.

"MC, would you like to join me this afternoon for a book reading? Though, I'd love it if you could read this book in particular. I think you'll find it very-.... Hm? 'Isn't this the cursed book that makes you grow hair all over your body', you ask? Ahaha.... tch."

Asmo

Come now, there can't be TWO killjoys in the house! That's way too depressing!! It was funny at first to see that there's someone who can match the scary Lucifer's energy, but now it's becoming a nuisance!

You won't even go to the countless parties he's invited you to! Hell, you barely even give yourself room to mess around a little? Isn't it boring being so tightly wound? You're in luck, because the adorable Asmo-chan knows the PERFECT way to let loose~

You'll RARELY let him close to you, and that's usually when you're tired of him harassing you. Then he gets the honor of playing with your hair while you've got no energy to fight back! He'll style it wonderfully for you!

Also nags you to take better care of yourself. You're not a demon, so you have to care for your health! These late night study sessions are giving you bags under your eyes! And stop taking on so many extracurricular activities!

"Geez, MC! I didn't think you'd die from overworking, but that's the path you're headed on! You really are like Lucifer, you know? That being said, I'll do my best to make sure you relax! Shall we begin~?"

Beel

Beel may not be too bothered by Lucifer's strictness, but that doesn't mean he's immune to it. To think that even a human can be like that...

It's nice to see that you can take care of yourself, but aren't you working too hard? Your grades are good and you've got many interesting talents, but you also have to properly rest.

Has started bringing you snacks on the regular. And don't even think about skipping meals, because he won't allow it. He'll literally pick you up and bring you to the table if he has to. And if you're staying up late to study? He'll carry you to bed. Don't try to protest.

Beel is your babysitter now and there's nothing you can do about it. It's good to be responsible, but don't think about trying to take care of everyone else if you can't care for yourself. Now eat these twelve meat buns he bought for you.

"MC, let's eat lunch together. I know you were going to skip because I heard you talking to Solomon earlier, and I won't let you. Ah, don't worry about not having money, because I've already bought you some lunch. Let's eat in the courtyard."

Belphie

NO.... IT CAN'T BE... THIS HAS TO BE A NIGHTMARE....HE WANTS TO WAKE UP....

You're such a drag. You harass him to attend student council meetings, but him about his studies, and won't let him avoid a single obligation he has. What are you, his mother?

Has 100% joined forces with Satan to try to make you fall for many, many unsuccessful pranks. Are you curse proof or something? When he tried a '10 hour bed-head' spell on you, it just rebounded right to him! Then he found out that you'd borrowed a spell repelling amulet from Solomon and realized just how prepared you are...

When you aren't bothering his entire soul by trying to make him do things, you're actually nice to talk to. You're knowledgeable, you pay attention to the people around you, and you can always read a room. He likes to ask you for advice sometimes.

"Aren't you tired of being like that all the time? So... attentive, I mean. You should just take a nap some time. Or better yet, take the week off. Maybe I'll teach you how to properly relax? Then you might finally be able to take that stick out of your- ow... What're you hitting me for?"

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[otakusheep15]

Hey! I’m a huge fan of your work!….I’m feeling depressed and suicidal today. So I’m wondering if you can make a suicidal GN! MC planning to commit suicide and the Demon bros, Diavolo,Barbatos , Simeon and Solomon saving them. It’s okay if you don’t want to, Just take your time. Thank you and take care :)

I'm not sure how long ago you sent this in, but I hope you're feeling at least a bit better. I also often feel like that, so I completely understand.

Heavy warning for depression/ thoughts and attempts of suicide (specifically via hanging) just in case anyone wants to skip this one. Also putting a keep reading up just in case it upsets anyone. 

MC Attempts Suicide

Set up: You were done. You couldn't deal anymore. Your life already sucked in the Human World, and now you were expected to be some exchange student in literal Hell? It was absolute bull.

Your life was constantly threatened by both strangers and your supposed protectors, and danger lurked around every corner. The brothers dragged you around all over the place and you had no choice but to go.

At this point, you wanted nothing more than to just curl up and die. However, you had slightly different plans. You have no clue how, but you were able to purchase some rope without Lucifer questioning the purchase.

On a day when you were sure no one would interupt you, you put your plan into action. You stood on a chair as you tied the rope around a beam on your ceiling and then around your neck. Just as you're about to jump off the chair, someone walks in and prevents you from doing so.

Lucifer:

Lucifer forgot some papers in his office, so he came back to grab them. When he passed by your room, he heard the shuffling of your feet and then the sound of rope scratching some kind of surface. He'd noticed you seemed off lately, so he decided to check on you and see how you were doing.

As soon as he sees you standing on the chair with that rope around you neck, he drops everything and rushed towards you, catching you just before you jump. You're confused as to why Lucifer is here and, worse, why he prevented you from committing.

He was one of the main reasons you decided to do this, after all. With all of the times he tried to kill you and the constant threats, it seemed like he wouldn't care if you just offed yourself.

But here he is, with his arms wrapped tightly around you and holding you in place. He says nothing, obviously wanting you to speak first. You try, but all that comes out is a muffled sob. The breakdown comes quick, but it's impossible to stop.

Lucifer helps you gently remove the rope from your neck and lifts you up from the chair. In a rare moment of weakness, he hugs you tighter than he's hugged anyone in years, and that just makes you sob harder. He guides you to your bed and sits you down, finally giving you some space and sitting beside you.

After letting you calm down, he gently tries to probe you for the reason why you tried what you did. If you decide to tell him, he'll listen intently immediately adjust anything that upset you previously, including his anger issues. If you don't tell him, he'll try and focus your attention on something else instead, offering a hot drink and some snacks.

Either way, he'll drop the cold exterior around you, and he'll always lend you an ear if you need it. Lucifer also gets his brothers to lay off you for a while to give you time to calm down. Your life in the Devildom gets a bit more peaceful after the incident, and you're actually kind of happy that Lucifer stopped you that day.

Mammon:

Mammon had just gotten home from a huge winning streak at the casino. He was so excited to tell his human all about his awesomeness. As per usual, he barges in your room without knocking, and his huge smile immediately leaves his face when he sees you. His speed really comes in handy here as he catches you just before you jump. 

It was confusing for you at first. With the way he treated you sometimes, it almost made you feel like he wanted you to die. After all, he’s constantly making fun of you, calling you names, and treating you as if you’re beneath him. So seeing hm here, trying so desperately to hold back tears as he takes the rope from around your neck, really changes you views of him. 

When you tell him your thoughts, he’s so genuinely heartbroken. He can’t believe he made you feel like that. And here he thought he was making progress with letting his walls down. The two of you stand there for a minute in each other’s arms, no longer speaking. The sound of muffled sobs is the only noise heard throughout the room. 

Eventually, Mammon is able to calm down enough to carry you to your bed and place you down. Gently, as if you might break at the slightest touch, he lays down next to you. He holds you close and refuses to let go. He already lost you once, he’s not about to let it happen again. That’s a promise. 

Leviathan:

Did you honestly think Leviathan would leave the house? Maybe you thought he was gone, but he was actually still in his room gaming. Then he gets a notification that an anime he’s been wanting to show you is about to come on, and he excitedly texts you. When you don’t respond after his tenth text, he starts to get worried. He knows you’re home, so why aren’t you coming to him? 

Pausing his game, he gets up and sets out to find you. Levi gently knocks on your door, assuming you might be asleep, and opens it carefully. You’re standing there, frozen like a deer in headlights. It takes Levi a while to process just what he’s seeing, and he almost doesn’t believe it. 

But it’s true, and he wastes no more time in getting the rope off of your neck and placing you safely on the floor. He stands there in shock for a bit, his hands not leaving their place on your shoulders. For some reason, you feel the need to console him despite how it should be the other way around. 

You wrap him up in a hug, and that’s when he shatters. Levi lifts you up and carries you to his room, his touch aversion be damned. When he gets to his room, he sits on his chair with you in his lap and his face buried in your shoulder. For the rest of the day and well into the next, you sit with him and binge watch every comfort anime he can find until you both feel better. 

Satan:

You still hadn’t returned Satan’s book you borrowed, and he was starting to get annoyed. He wasn’t mad; he could never get mad at you. But he still wanted his book back, and it’s been bugging him all day. Even when at the library, he couldn’t help but want to go to you and get it back. So, that’s what he did. Satan left the library and headed back home to retain his book. 

He knocks, like the gentleman he is, before walking in and pausing. The sight before him doesn’t seem real. It feels like something he’d only find in one of his horror books. You, standing on a chair, ready to hang yourself. He can’t help the anger that builds in him. It’s not anger towards you, no, it would never be. Instead, it was anger towards himself for not noticing sooner. 

Without warning, he’s in his demon form and rushing at you, barely saving you before you jumped. He’s not wasting any time and is almost immediately high-tailing it to his room. Satan unceremoniously drops you on his bed and walks to the other side of his room. You can see him trying to cool off before he approaches you lest he accidentally do something.  

Once he’s cooled off enough, he walks up to his bed and sits down next to you, leaving enough room just in case you want some space. If you stay where you are, he respects that and stays where he is, offering to read to you or bring you a snack. If you decide to move closer, he’ll (with consent) grab you and hold you close, offering the same as before. That night, he makes you one of your favorite meals and you eat together in his room. 

Asmodeus:

Asmo was so excited to show off this new outfit he purchased from Majolish, and who better to show it to than you? So he gets home as fast as possible, only to lose any sense of happiness when he sees the events taking place. He’s never moved faster in his life, no longer worried about ruining his outfit in favor of saving you. 

The second he unties the rope from your neck, he’s a mess. Asmo latches onto you, sobbing into your shoulder. He demands to know why you’d do such a thing, and if he had anything to do with it. No matter your answer, he’ll start crying harder, and he’ll move you to your bed to sit down. 

Once he’s finished crying and successfully ruined his makeup, he’ll rant to you about how scared that made him feel and how he wouldn’t know what to do if he lost you again. He’s not trying to be selfish, he was just so afraid to lose the one person who sees him for who he truly is. 

His rant takes up a good hour or so, and by that point he’s too worn down to even finish it. In fact, he’s basically just collapsed on you by now, content to just stay here. He refuses to let you go, claiming that he doesn’t know what you might do if he does. So, you essentially just have to bunker down with him for the night and hope you don’t have to use the bathroom. Not that you mind. 

Beelzebub:

Sweet thing just wanted you to try the batch of cupcakes he baked for you. He was so excited about it since he knew they were your favorite. But when he walks in and surveys the scene, he wastes no time. His mind doesn't even fully comprehend what he’s doing until he’s holding you safely in his arms with the rope and chair thrown haphazardly on the ground. 

Flashbacks to his sister and your previous death plague his mind, but he pushes them aside for now. Right now is about making sure you’re okay. Beel guides you to the kitchen where you finally see the cupcakes he’d made for you. He sits you down on the counter and offers you a cupcake. 

If you accept it, he watches as you eat and asks if you like them and if you’d like another. If not, he pushes them to the side in case you change your mind. Either way, he stands next to you and leans on the counter, waiting for you to make the first move. 

Whether you want to rant or just need a hug, he’ll be there to comfort you. He’ll give you whatever you need in that moment. He had promised to protect you like the rest of his family, and that was a promise he intended to keep. 

Belphegor:

He really just wanted a place to nap. And what better place than his human’s room? Belphie has never once knocked, and that habit continues as he opens your door with no warning. He’s not at all prepared for the sight in front of him. Like his twin, he barely even processes what’s going on until he has you safely on the ground. 

Doesn’t say a word to you, too afraid he might break down if he does. But he can’t do that right now. Not when you look so afraid and vulnerable. So, instead, he leads you to your bed and gently places you down before hesitantly sitting next to you. 

Belphie wants nothing more than to hug you close and tell you everything is going to be okay, but he can’t bring himself to. What if you get triggered by the time he killed you? Was that why you were doing this? Did you hate him? These thoughts flooded his brain as he sat there, waiting for your next move. 

If you choose to move closer to him, he won’t hesitate to pull you in close for some much needed cuddles. However, if you choose to keep your distance, he’ll respect that. Even so, he refuses to leave your room out of fear that you might try hurting yourself again. 

He’s already killed you once. Belphie refuses to let you die by your own hand as well. He simply won’t allow it. 

Yeah, that was a really long one. I’m gonna split this up into a two parter to make things a bit easier. Expect that to come out sometime this week. 

Sorry if this isn’t what you were looking for, but I tried my best to make it as general as possible so that anyone could relate to it. Thanks for reading, and I hope anyone that feels like this knows that I, and many others, are here if you need to talk at all. 

Also, just in case, here’s the number to the National Suicide Prevention Hotline if anyone needs it: 800-273-8255. 

#obey me #shall we date obey me #tw: suicide #trigger warning #thoughts of suicide #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor #mc #gn mc #obey me mc #mammon scenarios #imagine #heavy angst

[kitsu-katsu]

Wilbur shook his head, “I’ve never lied to you.”

(...)

Wilbur lifted his mask

“If I truly believed it was the truth, does that make me a liar?”

(...)

“That’s the difference between me and Schlatt. That’s the difference between me and Phil. That’s the difference between me and Quackity.” The sparks had stopped flying so it was impossible to make out Wilbur’s facial expressions as he spoke. “I have never lied to you. I have been wrong but never lied to you, Tommy. I won’t lie to you. Do you trust me, Tommy? ‘Cos right now I feel like you don’t trust me.”

(Excerpt from Hitting on 16 by Wilbur Soot)

So, in this line, Wilbur references Schlatt and Quackity as purposeful liars while saying that in his Pogtopia mindset he wasn't lying because he truly believed what he was saying would come true, thus differentiating them, and it's pretty obvious that he's referring to stuff both of them (Schlatt and Quackity) did and said during the Manburg administration (which he still has a lot of resentment for).

However, he also mentions Phil, and I haven't seen anyone yet say where exactly Phil's lie that Wilbur references is. Well, I think I got it:

VOD: Healthy competition, 25th July, 8:03

Wilbur: Not many people do. I mean, Phil, you don’t seem afraid of me, you’re not afraid of me, are you, Phil?

Phil: No, not at all

Wilbur: Good. Good, ‘cause I’m not afraid of you

I think this is where Wilbur is convinced that Phil lied.

He says that "Good. Good, 'cause I'm not afraid of you" only after a pause, in what I can only describe as a slightly distrustful tone. "Not showing his true colours" with that response one could say:

“I think, I think you might be a bit braver than me, in showing your true colours. I feel like with you, Ranboo, I never have to be guessing your next move, I never have to be guessing your hand, you know? I feel like life dealt us the same cards, and the difference is that you build your trust by showing people your cards, while I keep them close to my chest. And I feel like that might be the big difference.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 41:22, 25th July)

And this is also supported by the very explicit way in which later on the same stream he says:

“Can I be real with you, man? I think I scare people.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 36:30, 25th July)

He’s convinced that people are afraid of him, that his social limbo is ever-reaching and that everyone looks at him like they did in Pogtopia, that they see him as crazy and scary, thus, he’d see that Phil just lied to him there

“I mean, like I, I, I, I don’t think I, I- I think a lot of people share your idea, but they share your idea in trying to- trying to keep me from hurting them, you know? Like they’ve seen what I can do, and they don’t want me to do it again, so they adopt your emotion in order to do it.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 36:46, 25th July)

“I’m living in eternal limbo, again. I’ve been through limbo, I’m out of limbo, and socially, I’m still in this limbo.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 38:36, 25th July)

“And, man, Ranboo, hearing you say those words that you said to me. Do you remember what you said? You said, 'I think people can change’, that was number one. And number two, you said you’re scared if people don’t like you.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 38:45, 25th July)

“Okay. Tubbo, I’ve literally- I was dead for thirteen years. I know it wasn’t long for you, I know it was only a couple months for you, but, thirteen years, Tubbo. Thirteen years of my life. I aged! Look at me, I’m not the same young man you knew!” - (Wilbur’s A Year Later: 20:52, 3rd Aug)

“I relived that explosion in my head so many times man. And, and, and I- I get that you don’t, you don’t trust me, I do, but like, man, look at me, bro, I’m not gonna do it again. I’m not gonna- I’m not gonna hurt you again.” - (Wilbur’s A Year Later: 21:21, 3rd Aug)

As cc!Wilbur mentioned in that one reddit post (it's in the replies): Quackity makes him feel human, while "everybody's trying to get on his god side out of fear", he remarks Quackity as "Someone who looks at him, not as "insane" not as "evil" or a "freak" but rather just unpredictable. Human. This is exciting for Revivedbur. He feels human again."

Quackity and Ranboo are the two he feels look at him as a person, not as just "that crazy man from Pogtopia", that's why he opens up so completely to Ranboo, it's why he remarks this:

“I feel alive, Ranboo, I feel alive. Someone’s looking at me and talking to me! I’m alive, I’m alive! This is great.” - (Wilbur’s Unhealthy Competition: 27:22, 4th Aug)

Phil however, enters in the larger camp of "looks at me with fear" (as well as the camp to use him as a scapegoat after his death), he's in the larger group of people Wilbur feels the need to appeaase by having more obvious comeuppance:

“Dream is- He’s had his comeuppance, and I have not! My comeuppance was apparently not good enough for this people. They’re just waiting, they’re waiting for the next thing for me to slip up on, and, Ranboo, I’m not gonna fucking slip up, Ranboo. I’m different.” - (Wilbur’s Healthy Competition: 38:07, 25th July)

This also is a lie that Wilbur would care about, because I've seen others mention how Phil lied about Fried having infinite lives, which was in reality a "replace the goldfish" situation and how Phil also lied about not killing him no matter what he did or said in november 16th. However, Wilbur wouldn't care much for either of those instances, as he saw him dying on the 16th as something good and didn't pay much attention to Friend.

But his father apparently lying to him about no being scared of him? About not looking at him like crazy and hopeless just as everyone else when he's especially struggling with feeling like he can't count on anyone on account of his social limbo? Yeah, that one would affect him alright.

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[crackheadgeminibby]

mistakes were made

pairing: chris evans x black!reader

warnings: language, age gap, angst, mentions of sex TW body insecurities and talk of weight gain

word count: 2.9k

i do not consent to my work being copied in any way, shape or form or reposted on any other platform

picture credit: screengrab from "Captain America Dinner Party" on youtube

You finish getting dressed and pick up everything you need to go for a run. As you’re walking down the last steps, you see that Chris is sitting on the couch, working on something on his computer. You come up behind him and softly kiss his temple before saying,

“Hey baby. I just put Emma to sleep and I’m gonna go for a run. Can you just pay attention and make sure she doesn’t wake up, please?”

Chris absentmindedly nods and mutters a “be careful”. You faintly smile and roll your eyes at his unwavering concentration but make sure to turn the volume of the baby monitor all the way up before leaving.

You go out through the garage and smile up at the sky, feeling the heat of the sun warming up your face.

You start to run the route you used to before getting pregnant with your baby girl. Last Sunday, it had been five months since your bundle of joy had been born. As much as you utterly adored her and the experience of carrying your own child, you had not appreciated the effect that the pregnancy had on your body.

On the contrary, most mothers-to-be were described as glowing and full of new energy but while you were pregnant, you always felt like you were about to get a cold and you had put on so much weight that you could barely recognize yourself. You had thought that it was only the pregnancy hormones changing your body that way as you were still very young, but today, five months after giving birth, your body had stayed the same and that certainly was not helping your confidence.

You weren’t sure if Chris had noticed your insecurities that manifested themselves by you eating almost the same meager meals every day and pushing away all sorts of sexual interactions with him. Since he had never mentioned anything or ever seemed frustrated with you, you thought he simply didn’t notice it or just didn't mind it.

Lost in your thoughts, you’re back home before you know it. As you’re entering the garage, you faintly hear Chris’ voice travel through the house all the way to you. Slightly confused, you assume that he must have forgotten to tell you he had an appointment or something, so you make sure to be as silent as possible to not disturb him.

“Bro, I know, it’s fucking crazy. I actually have my own child now.”

You smile softly at his excitement. You’re downing a bottle of water you took from the fridge when your ears perk up at your name coming out of Chris’ mouth.

“Oh, Y/N? Yeah, you know, she’s fine, she's good.”

Tilting your head slightly, you try to understand the sudden shift in Chris’ mood: even from two rooms away, you could feel his energy change.

“No, it’s fine, it’s just that she’s been kind of weird since the baby.”

You frown at hearing Chris say that. He never mentioned anything to you so why the hell was he talking about it with whoever was on the other end of the phone?

“No but like bro, look, it’s like this. I’ll be out all day doing whatever, and then when I come home, she’s all over me, being super clingy and all. Like, she will literally not let me go anywhere. But then, whenever I try to ease the mood into, you know, something more sexual, she just shuts down and says that Emma needs some food or something and she leaves. Then, when she comes back, she’s practically running from me like I have the fucking plague or something!”

As Chris is listening to what the person on the phone is responding, you start to feel a knot in your throat and you know that if you don’t do anything soon, you’re going to be full-on sobbing. As you’re working on your breathing and a plan, you hear Chris say,

“Dude, I literally thought the same thing. I swear. But, when we went for her check-up a little after she gave birth, the doctor said we couldn’t have sex for 6 weeks. It’s been like 20 weeks now!”

Unable to contain your emotions any longer, you leave your water bottle on the counter and run back to the garage, as silently as you can. Once in the safety of the garage, tears stream down your face as you let out a sob that brings you to your knees. You let yourself cry for what feels like forever, but you know it must not have been more than 5 minutes.

When you start to calm down, you focus on finding a plan to make sure Chris didn’t know that you were eavesdropping on his phone conversation. You take deep breaths before wiping your face and fixing your appearance as best as you can while using the rear-view mirror of your car.

Once you’re certain that you can’t do anything more, you take a final breath before opening the door and slamming it loud enough for Chris to hear that you’re in the house. As you’re approaching the living room, and thus, the staircase leading to your room, you faintly hear Chris say, “Yeah, man. I’ll talk to you later.”

You pass behind him while keeping your head held high and not giving him a single glance. As you start to climb up the stairs, you see that Chris is turning towards you.

“Hey baby, I didn’t hear you come back. How was your run?”

You take a deep breath before answering as calmly as you can, “Fine. I’m going to take a shower.”

Chris hesitates for a second before responding, “Um, okay, I’ll start dinner then.”

You don’t answer and run up the last couple of stairs as you feel your resolve crumbling. You hurriedly take some random clothes and a towel before locking yourself in the en suite bathroom. As soon as the door is closed, you put your hand over your mouth as a cry escapes you again. You put your clothes and towel on the counter before sitting in front of your bathtub. You don’t know how long you stay there, stifling your cries, but you suddenly hear the doorknob jiggling before a loud knock resonates through the bathroom.

“Y/N? You okay in there? I heard some weird noises.”

You clear your throat as softly as you can before answering, “I’m fine, I just stubbed my toe.” You cringe as your voice breaks halfway through your sentence.

The doorknob jiggles again before you hear, “Are you sure? And why is the door locked? You never lock it.”

“Uh... I'm on my period.”

You roll your eyes at your dumb and illogical excuse but it was going to have to do for now.

Before Chris can say anything else, you start the shower, rapidly take your clothes off and step inside. Both Chris and you knew that when the shower water was on, it was almost impossible to hear anything else in the bathroom.

You spend at least an hour under the scalding water, and you finally get out as you see a glimpse of the time on the bathroom clock: 6:45pm. It was time to start getting Emma ready for bed and you knew that she rarely slept through the night if you weren't the one to put her to bed. Knowing that this meant that nobody in the house would really get any sleep, you reluctantly turn off the shower water and get out of the shower.

As you’re toweling off, you can faintly hear music coming from outside of the bathroom. You put on the clothes you had taken from your room and put them on.

How ironic. You were wearing the same shirt from the first time Chris had told you he loved you. You smile bitterly as you look at the shirt in the mirror and pick up the rest of your things before getting out of the bathroom.

You walk into your shared bedroom with Chris and immediately recognize “Wicked Games” by The Weeknd. You roll your eyes as you remember the time you had told Chris that, for whatever reason, The Weeknd’s 2010s phase could always get you in the mood. You take your time doing your skincare routine before taking care of your workout clothes.

After finishing in your bedroom, you close the door and head to Emma’s room to get her ready for bed. However, you frown confusedly as you see that everything in Emma’s room is clean and organized. Emma is clearly changed, dressed in her nighttime pyjamas, tucked in and soundly asleep while Dodger is snoring in front of her crib. You smile softly. Even before Emma was born, Dodger was extremely protective of her and when she was born, he was practically attached to her hip. Wherever Emma was, Dodger was also there.

You’re watching Emma and Dodger sleep, a seemingly permanent smile on your face when you suddenly feel a hand on your shoulder. You turn around rapidly and slightly jerk away from Chris when he attempts to put a hand on your arm. He frowns slightly before saying,

“I got Emma ready for bed and dinner’s ready downstairs.”

You sigh and walk around Chris before making your way downstairs as you hear his soft footsteps behind you. When you turn the corner to enter the living room, your breath slightly hitches as you see that Chris has set a candlelit dinner table. Chris softly sets his hands on your shoulders and starts to gently massage them as he says,

“I made spaghetti with chicken parm, your favorite. And extra cheese, just how you like it.”

As your resolve starts to crumble, Chris’ words from earlier in the day echo in your mind. The memory makes you instantly tense up and you let out a shaky breath while trying to control your emotions. To take the focus off of you, you sit down and start to serve Chris and yourself some water. You hear Chris sigh loudly before he sits down in front of you. He serves you a hearty serving of pasta with a whole chicken breast before serving himself. Chris looks at you, clearly hesitating to say anything for a couple of seconds while you’re poking at your food before saying,

“So, I thought you would like the chicken parm tonight since you seemed kind of down after your run.”

You let go of your fork, which loudly hits your plate, and put your head in your hands before you say, “Oh my God, Chris, I can’t fucking do this.”

“Woah, Y/N, you can't do what? What's wrong?”, Chris asks, shocked.

“What’s wrong, Christopher, is that I heard you on the phone this afternoon. Talking about how I’m supposedly clingy and never want to have sex with you anymore.”

Chris visibly tenses up as he hears your statement and stammers trying to find an excuse to justify his behavior.

“Wait, I… I can explain.”

You hold your hand up, signifying to Chris that you’re not done.

“First of all, you have absolutely no right to talk to anybody about our sex life without at least asking me first, which you know I would absolutely not agree with. Second of all, you should know by now that if you have any problems with me, you come to me. You don’t go talking to some random person about it behind my back.”

You angrily get up from the table and narrow your eyes at Chris as you continue.

“And third, not that you deserve any justification whatsoever for me not wanting to have sex with you, but I gained weight, Chris. Way too much weight. I find myself fat and gross and I didn’t want you to see my body and think the exact same things I think every single time I see myself in the mirror.”

You sniffle as you realize that you had been crying.

“And you can help yourself to the couch tonight.”

You walk up the stairs and, mindful to not wake Emma up, you softly close your bedroom door. You immediately snuggle into the covers while soft sobs rake through your body. You’re not sure how long you lay there crying but you eventually fall asleep from exhaustion.

You groggily wake up a couple of hours later while the sun is starting to rise as you hear Emma’s cries on the baby monitor. You rub your eyes as you get out of the bed and head over to her room. You take Emma out of her crib and immediately identify that her diaper is full. You feel your headache from crying developing further as you’re changing Emma.

When you’re finished, you take Emma in your arms and bounce her up and down while softly humming to help her fall back asleep with Dodger dutifully following you.

You head downstairs in search of painkillers for your headache while continuing to hum to Emma. While passing through the living room, you can see Chris’ head resting on the couch armrest. As Dodger spots him, he heads over to him and whines softly before setting himself at the end of the couch, prepared to fall back asleep.

You chuckle slightly before downing the painkillers and heading back up to Emma’s room, ready to put her back in bed. You set her down and tuck her in before exhaling softly and heading back to your bedroom.

Your headache and the painkillers had effectively made you exhausted again as you fall asleep almost as soon as your head hits the pillow.

When you finally wake up for the day, you groan at the faint traces of your headache still present. You look over at your nightstand and see that it’s now 7:30am. You roll your eyes at this. You had barely slept an additional hour.

Figures. You never really slept that well when Chris wasn't in bed with you.

As your senses start to really awaken, you smell some coffee and hear the shower running for a couple of seconds after which, it stops.

Before you know it, Chris walks out of the bathroom, body steaming, with a towel loosely wrapped around his waist. He suddenly stops in his tracks as he realizes you’re awake.

God… Even when he pissed you off, he was still hot as fuck.

He lightly clears his throat before saying, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up. I just wanted to take a shower after my workout.”

You gently shake your head before responding with a raspy voice, “You didn’t wake me, it’s fine.”

Chris nods his head once before tightly smiling. You can feel the tension in the room as Chris stands in front of the bathroom door and looks anywhere but at you. After a couple of seconds, he softly sniffles and croaks, “Y/N, I’m so sorry.”

You sit up in the bed and lean on the headboard as you frown softly. Chris makes his way to you and softly sits on his side of the bed with his head hung. You can see from the various expressions that are passing on his face that he’s trying to find the words to talk to you

“I didn’t really sleep last night because I kept thinking about what you said. And I realized how much of an asshole I was.” He balls up his fists as he shakes his head and continues, “I never should have talked about any of those things with Matt and I’m so sorry that I did. I’m also sorry that I never came to talk to you, like a grown man, and instead just talked about you behind your back.”

Chris hesitantly reaches for your hands and takes them into his when he sees that you’re not negatively reacting to him while tears are dropping on the covers.

“Above all, I’m especially sorry that I ever made you feel like I wasn’t there for you and like you couldn’t come to me. I really didn’t know how you felt about yourself and it breaks my heart that I let you go through this alone when I should have been there to support you after Emma was born."

He shrugs gently before finishing with, "And for what it’s worth, I think you’re as beautiful now as you were while you were pregnant and before you got pregnant.”

Chris looks up at you with red eyes as he waits for you to say something. You open and close your mouth multiple times as you’re trying to find the right words to respond to him.

You finally settle on, “I don’t know that I can forgive you right now, Chris. What you did really hurt me. Like a lot.”

Chris’ head slightly hangs down before you finish with, “However, I don’t think it would be beneficial to our family for us to be apart right now.”

As soon as he hears this, Chris’ head snaps up, a hopeful glint in his eyes.

“I’m gonna need space and time to work through this but I believe that our relationship is stronger than this.”

Chris nods excitedly and bites his bottom lip before asking, “Is it okay if I hug you?”

You lightly nod your head and chuckle slightly as Chris practically throws himself at you. He rests his head in the crook of your neck before whispering “I love you so much, Y/N.”

Without hesitation, you whisper back, “I love you too, Chris.”

If there was something that you knew would never change is that you loved Chris, forever and always.

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