the fact that a bunch of Allan’s escaped Barbieland and became hit boyband group NSYNC is actually so insane and probably the best thing I have ever heard
did teenage girls in the 1960s write boyband fanfiction.
“I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock and shook out my shoulder-length blonde hair. I put on a plain blue dress and brown saddle shoes for school and added some pink lipstick and mascara (I don’t wear a lot of makeup). I heard my mother yell my name from downstairs and rushed to meet her. She’s got a real drinking problem, and the least groovy attitude ever! Once I made it downstairs, instead of giving me breakfast, she said “y/n I’ve sold you off to pay for my expenses. Go meet your new owners.” The door opened and it was the Beatles”
My middle school Math teacher forced me to lie down in a suitcase filled with glitter and shaving foam. It also had little charms from a boyband merch drop in it.