#boot to the head

[destinygoldenstar]

(Context: Zane has died for the dozenth time, but this time he wrote a will and testament for his family)

Wu: As the master of Zane’s estate, I have been empowered to read Zane’s last will and testament.

Kai: Well get on with it, the bars open soon.

Jay: Oh poor Zane! 😭

Nya: There there Jay…

Lloyd: FSM, how predictably boring.

Cole: I’ve never worked for a kinder ninjroid.

Wu: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

Lloyd: I knew it.

Kai: *snicker*

Wu: “I, Zane Julien, being of sound, mind, and body-“

Kai: That’s a laugh! 😆

Wu: “Do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my overly emotional brother Jay-“

Jay: 😭

Nya: Jay dear, he’s talking about us.

Jay: Oh.

Wu: “Who grubbed with his girlfriend Nya, grubbed for everything they could get from me and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy…”

Jay: What?

Wu: “To Jay, I leave… A BOOT TO THE HEAD.”

Jay: A WHAT-?!

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Jay: OW!!

Nya: Jay, are you okay?!

Wu: “And another boot to his wimpy girlfriend Nya.”

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Nya: OW!

Kai: 😂

Jay: This is an outrage!

Wu: “Ah, but still, you are my friend. You’ve both admired my veichle collection and since I no longer need it-“

Jay: Oh, Zane! He’s too kind!

Wu: “I bequeath, ANOTHER boot to the head.”

Jay: Wha-?!

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Kai: 😂

Wu: “And one more for the girl.”

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Nya: OW!

Wu: “Next to my hot headed brother…”

Kai: Hey I don’t want no boot to the head!

Wu: “To dear Kai whose never chilled a day in his depressing life-“

Kai: I’m covering up my head!

Wu: “I leave my wine cellar and three crates of the finest bacon.”

Kai: …really?

Wu: “And a boot to the head.”

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Wu: “And another for Jay and the girl.”

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Wu: “Next, to my know it all brother Lloyd-“

Lloyd: This is so predictable.

Wu: "-I leave a boot to the head."

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Lloyd: I knew it...

Wu: "And one for Jay and the girl."

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Wu: "And now to Cole..."

Cole: Wha-?! I-I don't want nothing...

Wu: "Who took care of me faithfully these many, many years, who cared, made me laugh, shared some cake..."

Cole: Aw! I didn't mind!

Wu: "To Cole, I bequeath... a boot to the head."

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Wu: "And one for Jay and the girl."

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Wu: "And so, to my falcon companion, I leave my entire vast-boot to the head."

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Wu: "And finally, to my sensei who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid ice devil to be placed in his trousers-?!"

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Wu: 🥶UGH OH HAH HAH HAH And-and-"And I leave my entire estate of ten million dollars to the Formlings so they can afford to live somewhere warmer!"

Nya: ...is that it?

Lloyd: That's it?

Kai: That's disgraceful!

Wu: There's one last thing for everyone... 😓

Kai: Cover your heads everybody!

Wu: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream."

Nya: ...ice cream?

Kai: Ice cream?

Lloyd: Ice cream? That's all?

Wu: That's all.

Cole: But what flavor is it?

Wu: BOOT TO THE HEAD!

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Based on The Frantic's "Boot To The Head" skit. I replaced some of the dialogue to make sense for the Ninjago world and characters. Look up the original skit, it's one of my favorites.

I have to wonder, if you've died multiple times and always came back, what would do to take advantage of that? Would you too troll your family?

#ninjago #ninjago zane #zane julien #ninjago wu #ninjago jay #jay walker #ninjago nya #nya smith #nya jiang #ninjago kai #kai jiang #kai smith #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #ninjago cole #cole brookstone #boot to the head

[wrestlingarsenal]

The Destruction of Mexxberg, continued

More suffering by poor Mexxberg as he is repeatedly drilled in the head by his opponent's Boots of Power. What humiliation for this swole stud!

These images and more can be found on the He Is Out! blog.

#mexxberg #muscle jobber #hunk in trunks #helpless male #kicked in the skull #knocked silly #boot to the head #ruthless Heel #Indy wrestling

[feluka]

#which meme is stronger #vanilla extract #boot to the head

[redeyeflyguy]

Wonderful Things That May or May Not Be Wonderful!!! Ah, I still remember when my friends introduced me to YouTube. Those times where I was entertained by the silliest of things like murderous cats being locked in microwaves, normal cats being locked in microwaves and CDI Link working at a drive thru to get a PS3. A bunch of weird silly jokes with less than stellar production values but, you know, sometimes those jokes hold up. Granted, I don’t think that this video itself has much to do with that considering that its primary source of hilarity is audio taken entirely from a professional Canadian comedy troupe known as The Frantics. Specifically, a skit about one man’s Last Will & Testament, the people it entails and the… (ahem) unorthodox wishes it imposes. What the video’s creator, CMSPyrowolf, actually did was pair this audio with character sprites and animations from Capcom’s original Ace Attorney Trilogy. I shouldn’t have to tell you why this works, why it is so wonderful and hopefully, I won’t have to. You’ll just watch it and then you’ll either laugh, not laugh or tell me you’ve seen this all before. I mean the video has over 6 million views so each outcome is possible.

#wonderful #boot to the head #the frantics #last will and testament #comedy #court room #phoenix wright #ace attorney #cmspyrowolf #youtube #nostalgia #hilarious #boots #Youtube

[lemon-vase12]

Rereading season 1 of obey me. And just finished the part with beels Custard.

I would have to give everyone (mc, mammon, beel, and Lucifer) more than a stern lecture that's long than a Ted talk. I would give them .....

A BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me beelzebub #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #boot to the head

[ceevee5]

#salaries #capitalism #negotiations #boot to the head

[swtor-legacy-sitcom]

Tumblr support did the thing @thebreadtree​ thus proving, well... idk what. but yeah. tags.

BEHOLD AN ABOMINATION. a pirate/bounty boot that hurts my sanity. the spikes are on the inside. like... why... just... so impractical. Bread... my dude my mutual. “I’ve waited years for this...”

#boot to the head #boot to the bread #fuckery #messing with mutuals #thebreadtree #swtor #Darth Rivix's shoes #I AM THE MASTER OF DREAD BREAD WILL TAKE A BOOT TO THE HEAD #if your know #you know

[rataplani]

I can very clearly picture Kayne doing the “Ohhh, Poor Dear Arthur - *very loud, fake sobs*” bit from the ‘Boot to the Head’ video in full overdramatic wail

(Bonus is that the next line is 'there, there, Jenny,' which is close enough for a real juicy bit of gameshow host styled condescension)

#malevolent podcast #i just like that skit a lot always have #boot to the head #another 2am #rataplani rambles

[jdsquared]

Ketubot 8b

#talmud #daf yomi #ketubot #judaism #jumblr #wedding #drinking #the frantics #last will and temperament #boot to the head #and one tag for jenny and the wimp

[oldnarnian5]

#The Frantics #boot to the head #tae kwan leap #Youtube

[evilhorse]

Hey, I’m hurt, Pucky

#alpha flight #puck #eugene judd #diamond lil #boot to the head #whuk #remember me? #ungh #dat rack #john byrne #marvel comics #comics #80s comics

[incrediblemeh]

I've been making changes to Sonic's rig to enable a greater ranger of facial expression. A good scowl during a sonic eagle has some intense energy!

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #blender #3d model #blender 3d #boot to the head

[eggsdrawings]

side eye

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #touya todoroki #keigo takami #they are givin each other the stink eye but in their heads i know they want to make out really badly they’re such loserssss #coworkers that have crazy tension but say it’s hatred so they can pretend that’s why they’re on each others minds 24/7 #is dabi too tall… let’s imagine he has platform boots or smth… #eggsdrawings

[mykoonceywoonceyheart]

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

Do any of you remember the contents of this video in particular:

Muddy Waters skit from Family Guy, with either Timon or Grover screaming over top the music--guitar chords, supplied by a clip from either the Aristocrats or the GoAnimate Movie. In addition, the first half of WTF Boom in its complete form, prefaced by Sailor Mouth. And a Fairly OddParents animatic of the skit 'Boot to the Head.' And the Genie or Woody voiced by Nostalgia Critic raging over the Bebe's Kids SNES game. These are two separate videos, the Timon one came first, then the Grover one.

I would much appreciate the effort to find these two!

#video #lost #lost media #Muddy Waters #Family Guy #Tiana #Timon #Grover #Sailor Mouth #Spongebob #Pablo #fairly oddparents #boot to the head #genie #sheriff woody #nostalgia critic #goanimate

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #the most crucial game #the tale of all time told in three simple stills #fun tidbit those boots are clearly backups. og columboots were peter's personal shoes and no way in hell was he gonna risk ruining em #columbo will literally be doing fluid mechanics math in his head while absentmindedly walking into fluid

[rainbowsuitcase]

So much BTS lore feels like fanfiction and I can't get over it

Two of the members hated each other at first. They argued a lot and one time, they threw folded clothes at each other and the member who folded them had to come scold them. And now they keep reminding everyone how long they've known each other for. They wrote a song together where they said that "respect is a higher tier than love" and then called each other "my respect."

The smartest member of the group (one the previous two morons btw) didn't know how to tie his shoelaces until highschool. He doesn't eat seafood because he loves crabs. He's a literal geniues and he's so clumsy and such a dork (and I relate so deeply). And that body, guys, I'm telling you. This whole guy was made by a fanfic author.

Their company was near bankrupcy when they debuted. One of the members, who was getting offers from so many other companies, joined this one because he admired another member who was already a part of it. When these two met for the first time, member two was only wearing underwear and member one said "wow, thighs."

Another member came to an audition, not to audition himself but to support a friend. He was the only person from that audition round to get in. The friend did not.

Another member, who was studying to be an actor, was street cast on a bus.

One of them lost confidence and tried to leave before the debut, but another convinced him to come back, because they "needed him."

The whole industry hated them when they debuted and now they're arguably the best kpop group worldwide. (Arguably, read: argue with the wall)

(Add your own pls, I want to make a collection from this)

#in order #namjoon and yoongi #namjoon #jungkook and namjoon #taehyung #seokjin #hoseok #i feel bad there's nothing about jimin #but i'm literally just ranting off the top of my head #tf you want me to say about jimin #he's a prince?? #he's Tiny but Mighty?? #he's the perfect love interest?? #click clack of chelsea boots?? #bts #bts army #bangtan #like wow i really am in a mood tonight huh #fanfiction #kpop