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andreakein · 2 months

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Finally. I have been waiting for this scene to be animated.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #chilchuck #laios once again saved the day with unhunged method #chilchuck looks like disappointed child walking with his boomer dad lmao

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fatfrogfinds · 1 year

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Come on guys, just pull yourself up by your Croc straps

#crocs #humor #meme #comedy #haha major #boomers be like #just april things #personal #shit post

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elbowreveal · 1 year

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Been thinking about how dsmp characters absolutely popped the fuck off. What do you MEAN two characters already knew each other hundreds of years ago because they are both exempt from death in opposite ways and used to be friends? What do you MEAN the goddess of death can Summon An Enchanted Forest to grow out of thin air? What do you MEAN a guy can pick up unobtainable shreds of the fabric of reality and put them in his pocket?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOTEM OF DEATH RETIRED TO A LIFE OF CREATION INSTEAD OF KILLING EVEN THOUGH HIS PAST HAUNTS HIM.

#the ccs put an extra helping of cool shit in there idk i just love all the characters #even the ones i never watched. like boomer is a frog?? that’s awesome!!#also idk if this post is entirely accurate I haven’t rewatched lore in like a year so no clue

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weevmo · 4 months

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The Best One!

#DHMIS #love this fella #such a boomer babygirl #birds birds birds #ducks ducks ducks #and I'm a talking crow-like thing!#dhmis duck #dont hug me im scared #duck guy

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warningsine · 3 months

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"Why is no one talking about this?" "You know why!"

And it's on the front page of every reputable newspaper.

#like we all make mistakes but this phenomenon is too widespread on here #'haha boomers and conservatives believe everything they see on facebook' says the tumblr user that believes everything a conspiracy #theorist who uses a few progressive buzzwords says #hellsite

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snoffart · 4 months

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Hello half life Vr ai-ers...

#half life vr ai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #dr. coomer #bubby hlvrai #benrey #gordon freeman #boomer hlvrai #im so late to this party.. like i am for every party LOL #but i enjoyed watching this lil series thing its so funny GRUGAJSD #love these old farts <3 #snoff art

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grapefruit185 · 1 year

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gman leave the poor man ALONE!!!!!!!!

#half life #hl1 #gordon freeman #gman #barney calhoun #hello please take this comic i made that has the oldest boomer-est joke anyones ever made #i have been keeping this in my drafts since uhhhhh... january lol #might as well post it now seeing as it's sort of a halloweeny song #never posted in the first place cause i didn't like how it turned out but whatever here it is anyways #i need to replay half life!!!!!!! i miss her.....

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tubbytarchia · 2 months

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For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

#(I cannot imagine avians sleeping on their backs lest they have special mattresses or something but hnng. For the domestic fluff...)#team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #I imagine Tango is not nearly as much of a ray of sunshine in the mornings as Jimmy is. Jimmy finds it endearing though 100%#I also imagine Tango moves the hell around in his sleep and tangles them both up with his tail #He's gonna try to apologize a thousand times for “making you sleep on your back” but Jimmy won't let him #ALSO what does /nf mean lol. Every other day I see another new tone indicator that I cant figure out the meaning of #please feel free to use brackets to circumvent my stupidity. I do not know the hip things... I am but a boomer noobie #trafficshipping #trafficblr #I have so many other rancher asks in my inbox that could fall under this #Rancher cuddles and smol Tango and this and that hhrr but I will... I will get to them... in time....#never enough rancher content #also laying on someone when they laugh so their chest bounces up and down etc. Oh it makes me weak. Not that I know what its like lol #but it feels cute...#tubby art

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 month

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HC the only reason Miguel gave Hobie a watch in the first place is because he genuinely doesn't know what Punk is

Miguel most likely thinks Punk is just some really old Boomer style that Hobie is WAY too into.

Cause like let's be real, he's from 2099 - he probably can't tell a punk from a greaser from a grunge person from an emo. To Miguel

He probably looks at Hobie the way WE look at Noir.

He probably can't even understand Hobie.

Pop Quiz!! If you met someone from like 1915 RIGHT NOW would you know if they had electricity and phones and photos and radios yet? Were they still using telegraphs? Could women vote yet??

I don't know!!!!!! Couldn't tell ya!!!!!!

Now apply that to Hobie and Miguel

The thought of Hobie being able to reverse engineer his watch didn't even pass his mind cause Miguel's most likely like 'When are you from? 1978? I'm surprised you even know what a computer is. Did you all even have electricity then? Cars? Don't look at me like that - I'm a geneticist not a historian, Brown.'

All he knows is that in Hobies world cars don't fly and therefore he is Ancient and Old™️

We all see Noir as like an old geezer regardless of age but no one ever suggests that how Miguel sees Hobie vjhoohchvoh

Like Miguel completely disregarding Hobie cause he's like 'Hobie? That Boomer? Sure. His generation can't even send an email without downloading a virus. What the hell is he going to do? Put my calculations on a CD-ROM? A floppy-disc?? Lyla, be realistic.'

SO REAL. Cause let's be honest HOW ELSE IS HOBIES STORING ALL HIS DATA 😭😭 He has no SD cards!! Only these!! Floppy Disks!!!

Thousands upon thousands of these

Like what other explanation is there 😭😭 HUH??? Why else would Miguel disregard him so hard!!

Everytime Hobie talks instead of being like 'this snotnose kid-' Miguel's more like 'sure like imma take pointers on how to run a society from a fucking Boomer yeah right I saw what you all did to the economy'

Hobie probably be playing punk music and to Miguel it sounds like old show tunes coming out a vintage tin radio

Hobies music is so old it's 'classical' now 😔

Miguel has absolutely no idea what punk is and tbh???? He doesn't fucking care. Why? Cause that's some old people shit.

#Y'ALL HOBIES 'OLDER' THAN HIM #how was he supposed to know this ONE boomer is somehow A COMPUTER GENIUS #NOT HIS FAULT TBH #if your whip don't fly he thinks you're a barbarian #Hobies like the same as like a little newsieboy from 1920 is to us #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara

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deathberi · 7 days

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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) ↳ Vincent vs the keycard reader ➤ Shinra Manor

#caitshii just climbing up to him to help and the boomer being so no reaction about it like fsfsjkfdjk i love them pls #final fantasy vii #ffvii #vincent valentine #cait sith #ffgraphics #gamingedit #gaming #*#ff7r #final fantasy vii rebirth #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy #ffedit #dailygaming #ff7 rebirth #ff7 remake

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ghost-bxrd · 4 months

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okay so this is an idea I’ve seen brought up maybe once before, but maybe Jason (before the Bats find out who he is) accidentally lets something slip that makes them realize that he’s literally, like, a child (seventeen, sixteen, I’m not sure how old he is at that point exactly, but either works)

and Bruce “adoption addiction” Wayne promptly looks at this obviously traumatized teenager and decides that he should adopt Red Hood.

I just think Jason would be so confused (maybe a little pissed too)

I’ve touched on that a little bit in What you’re longing for (you claim to abhor)!

I think this trope is wayyy underrated. Like, Jason is still so, so young. Basically a child. Even if he died at sixteen and then spent two years with the league (even if we’re counting the time he spent dead as aging). He’s barely even legal when he returns to Gotham. Or if we’re being generous let’s say he’s nineteen.

Doesn’t matter, he’s barely out of his teens (maybe he’s still IN his teens if you bend the timeline of your fic a little) and he’s experienced horrors that would have most people become utterly unable to function. But Jason? That boy takes his trauma and channels it into anger. Which, not exactly healthy, but well.

Anyway, getting off topic:

YES. Jason is still basically a kid when he debuts as the Red Hood, and you know what else he is? A good boy who’s not gonna touch any alcohol until he’s officially 21.

“But why would he do that? He grew up in Crime Alley! Ain’t nobody got time for age limitations!”

Hear me out! Let’s assume he grew up in a household where his father, Willis Todd, drank quite a lot on the regular in addition to his mom’s addiction. Jason experienced the aftermath of this (perhaps domestic violence?) every time his dad returned from a job/jail and he grew to loathe any and all substances, including alcohol. Knowing Jason and his convictions it wouldn’t be too far fetched to assume he’d never touch a single drop of alcohol at all.

So that’s one way he could slip up while taking to his goons (and having the bats overhear) or even straight up talking to one of them where maybe Dick banters a bit and goes “Hey, perhaps you should chill out a bit. Have a drink maybe” and Jason just instinctively goes “Fuck you Dickwing, I’m seventeen/eighteen/nineteen! I’m not allowed to drink!”

And Dick just— bluescreens. And immediately goes to tell Bruce, obviously.

OR

The Bats assume Jason is this old guy (Bruce’s or Drathstroke’s age maybe) and consequently they keep alluding to things that happened way before Jason was ever even born and at first he’s so? Confused??? But eventually it just gets really annoying and eventually he just— snaps.

“How the fuck would I know which Nokia gen hit the market that year? I was born in fuckin’ XXXX, I’m an iPhone kid!”

“Stop referencing the Cold War dipshit, I’m fucking seventeen! I’m glad I remember my own damn birthday!”

“I don’t know, I was like— two back then.”

Bruce, obviously, would take .1 seconds to realize:

“Omg. That’s- that’s a whole child. That’s a whole damn TRAUMATIZED child, killing people and sawing off heads. Omg someone must have hurt him so bad. Don’t worry tho, son, Batman’s got you. You won’t have to hurt anybody ever again. We’re here for you. Would you like the room next to Tim’s or Dick’s?”

Meanwhile Jason: “what the fuck”

#ghost talks #lmao Jason would be so done at this point #like pls spare him all the horrible references he doesn’t understand #he’s gen z #and everyone is suddenly using boomer memes #and he’s so lost #dick isn’t helping #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #tim drake #red hood #fic #batdad #good dad bruce wayne #brainstorming

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dlartistanon · 3 months

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I think they have Hallmark vibes...

#arknights #whislash #meteor #dlarts #meteorlash?#what a badass name tbh #i like meteor/nearl too but zofia can get a turn #a flirty boomer bard living in the outskirts and a rich lady #what about it isn't corny #thought about doing a daily drawing for femslash feb but that's daunting so have some crack instead

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quinton-reviews · 3 months

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I guess I'm a Tumblr man now

I quit Twitter a few days ago cold-turkey. I want to prove to myself I can go a full week without logging on. After that, I might go for a full month. So now when I check social media Tumblr is one of the only sites I actually visit. Hope you're all doing well!

#I know I post like a boomer #I'm sorry

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reunionandthen · 7 months

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