#boomer simp-

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

Random Screenshots From My Phone (that I love but a need to free up space):

Most of these will be fandom related or just artsy shit that I like for some reason...... And others will be the type of wild that I cannot explain lol. Anywayyyyysssss

Day 1:

😍😍😍😍 Spoken like a true Fae Lils 💖💘😋🥴😘🥰 feel free to steal me away whenever you wish bbg~

#Aims fav screenshots 💜 #lilia vanrouge twst #lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland #lets see how this goes #lets see how long this lasts #day 1 #my husband #love me a boomer fairy twink 😍🥰 #I may be anti-war but this war criminal looking kinda..... #ignore me #feral simping

[insinirate]

pico doesn't get doxxed per se but his students are extra annoying to him about pcnj like "ooohhhh mr. captain is in love with a gamer that's so cringe ohhhhhhh" and "so like do you get his merch for free like can we have some" and like "what's it like living with him tell us all the deets" like pico will never know peace ever again

struggle

#fruity shit #bark art #dyin just thinking abt his kids simultaneously being like HES DATING PCNJ POGGGGG and lmao hes dating pcnj cringe #picos boomer ass being like im not a simp how is it simping if im dating him?? no i didnt start out as a simp either

[kaustic]

im sorry but punz’s name being luke is just so wrong like no that’s punz his name is punz idk who this luke fucker is that you’re talking about there’s No way lmao

#i watched that clip where boomer foolish and punz are talking about their names lol #and was reminded of punz’s real name and am having a crisis #THERES NO WAY IM OUT HERE SIMPING FOR A MAN NAMED LUKE THATS SO FUCKING SAD

[subconsciousmysteries]

no words can describe how sick 3s make me

#Biggest bootlickers of all time #Nobody not even 6s and 1s simps for the government as hard as a 3 #they need to justify their pointless existences so badly #These are the people who blame poor people for every problem in society instead of the elite #You can shove all the evidence in their face that we are ruled by calculating satanspawns #Who make it impossible for anyone with a moral compass to see their potential through in this world #And the 3s will just put their fingers in their ears and continue to call you lazy like a dumb ass boomer #Because they are Satan spawns. #Plain and simple #They deny the COVID scam not because they think it's untrue but because it makes them look *gasp* Lazy #A 3 can't indulge in *gasp* Conspiracy Theories that make them not want to be a slave #Honestly I can't tell who is more guilty 3s or 1s #Because 1s are pretty bad too they do everything I'm describing on steroids. but only if they have another competency fix

[guinevereslancelot]

not my uncle calling his elderly neighbors "simps" for getting conned by a criminal 😭

#my mom asked him what it meant and he said it means naive and trusting lmaooo #i didn't know what to say so i said nothing but jkjgfdsaa #he remains an honorary boomer #this has been a shitpost #he was telling the story of how they let some dodgy stranger move into their home or whatever and my mom asked why #and he said: they're simps!!! #so confident and smugly #i was speechless #💀💀💀

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

I dislike it when Anakin stans try to defend the PT and Anakin specially by crapping on masculinity and calling it “toxic”. That’s not it.

#star wars #pt #text #they do this every time #yes it was a bunch of grown ass men that were mad at the prequels and particularly at the portrayal of anakin not being what they expected #it to be. they expected anakin to be traditionally masculine which yeah it makes a great deal of sense #that is a basic male fantasy. men fantasize about being those kinds of men which is why they love super heroes DUUH! who knew? #but anakin was portrayed as a soyboy simp basically that made them mad because it was not the anakin they wanted him to be #the problem with a lot of the fanboys specially gen x and boomers is that missed the entire point of anakin being that way #millennial and zoomer men got anakin a little better which is why they appreciate him more. they understood the purporse of his character #i'm sorry i saw a post that made me cringe a little #they said that the older men were mad that anakin was a simp i mean what????? #i mean ofc they are not gonna like that that makes you look like a whole ass pussy #but that was the point. anakin was meant to be an awkward weirdo and it unfortunately went over their heads #that or they got uncomfortable by the very accurate portrayal of them #many nerdy guys are soyboys or awkward weird dudes. this is a fact #but many anakin stans will call masculinity toxic and that anakin was a great representation of masculinity. no he was not lmao #anakin was never meant to be great rep of masculinity he is actually a cautionary tale for young men #which is why they shoulda never gotten mad in the first place #i mean they say and will reject a dude like anakin in a #milisecond. don't pretend that you're any different #anakin is appealing because he is messed up and complex not because of his 'masculinity'. that's why he has many female fans #they are attracted by his internal struggles and complexity. because of the way women are ofc we are gonna like characters like anakin #we are sympathetic. it makes a lot of sense (that's why you see a lot of women in the mra spaces or things related to men's issues. it's the #sympathy mainly). but lbr anakin is not an ideal of masculinity and was never meant to be because had he been that way dude would have had #no legitimate reason to become darth vader. he is a representation of young men in some way #you ladies are no better than the dudebros that call anakin a lil bitch for crying because they don't understand the point of his character #claiming masculinity is toxic and the only way for men to be good people is to be like women since anakin was emotional and soft is sexist #nonsense that feminists love to spread and many anakin stans are feminists so you are basically projecting your feminism onto anakin

[jennifer-jeong]

I just had the biggest brain moment BUT YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT OK TRUST ME ON THIS...

Ok so imagine Love and Deepspace boys playing a game that they recently got into and see a character (reader) and just brush off their character at first (it can be for a few reasons, personality not appealing, read small parts of their lore and thought their character was boring ect ect) and then finally reads that character (readers) Lore AND HAVE IT BE THE MOST JAW DROPPING LORE KNOWN TO MANKIND AND BE A GREAT SOURCE OF THE READERS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT like absolute tear jerker and then after that the reader becomes their favorite character

(NO ONE HEARS ME OUT ON L&DS BOYS AND GAME CHARACTER READER AND IT MAKES ME SO UPSET)

ANON I WILL HEAR YOU OUT!!! You indeed have a big brain.

[Fluff + Crack] [Love and Deepspace x Video Game Character!Reader] His Favourite

CONTENT

L&DS boys realizing they actually love your character in the game they've been playing Fluff, crack, angst if you squint? gender neutral reader, CHARACTERS ARE 18+

RAFAYEL definitely brushes off your character at first not because he doesn't like your design or personality, but because he looked at the your lore section in the menus and went "I ain't reading all that." He still keeps your character in his party because he thinks you're pretty and your abilities are cool. He also loves that your character thanks him when you get put into the party and is just super sweet all around. But, it takes a while before he's browsing some online forums related to the game and sees people absolutely gushing over you and simping for you because your lore is so tragic. He's like ??? and starts reading peoples comments and spoilers instead of just reading your lore LMAO. He finds out that you're so grateful when you get added to party because all your loved ones were hunted for your powers and you have no one left. Rafayel literally shits his pants because as a Lemurian, the loss he's faced is also because of his powers etc. His family was killed and his home destroyed by greedy hunters. He sprints to open the game again and immediately read your lore, his heart aching because he relates so much. He finishes reading and probably throws a fit because he's so sad LOL. He honestly probably goes to make fanart of your character after that LMAOOOO. Needless to say, you become his favourite character hehe.

XAVIER probably really likes your character already and continues to play with your character in his party for months without reading your lore because he's a boomer and literally doesn't know that the lore menu exists LMFAO. Xavier is a big softie and probably just likes that your character is always bringing him gifts and asking to adventure with him. Eventually he probably gets curious and he's wondering if there really is no extra story to your character so he googles it to try to find answers. He immediately finds your wiki page and finds your lore section on the page. He gets so confused as to where they got this information from but starts reading. He learns that you've been damned to immortality and that you really enjoy company because it's so lonely. You've watched all your loved ones die time and time again and you can never join them. Xavier's character is also immortal and that's why you try so hard to hang out with him. Xavier probably just sits there, unmoving, for like a good 20 minutes after reading your lore because he's in pain and this is how he expresses it LOL. Xavier has a longer lifespan than humans in Linkon city because he's not originally from this planet, and he's watched people get old and pass while he barely even ages. You're immediately his favourite character and any post he sees about your character on social media, he immediately likes and reposts. (Xavier still doesn't know about the lore menu).

ZAYNE usually doesn't play video games with how busy he is but has been enjoying this popular game recently when he does have free time. Zayne probably picks your character early on to be in his party because he really likes that your character heals AND does a lot of damage. I imagine that he doesn't ignore your lore page, he just keeps telling himself he'll read it later when he gets a vacation. But obviously he just keeps working overtime because he's silly like that and he never finds the time. But eventually he gets the weekend off after like a month of overtime. He kinda forgets about the game a little but gets the urge to play because he does enjoy it. He remembers your lore page and decides to read it. He finds out that your character is in constant torment because of your powers, it eats you alive as you regenerate. You are able to do a lot of damage and discovered you can also heal others even though it causes more pain. You heal and fight because you don't want other people to suffer even though you're always suffering the most. Zayne takes off his glasses and slumps in his chair after reading your lore LOL. He's a doctor who has an evol that helps him fight but it sometimes hurts him when he uses it too much. But he always prioritizes other people over himself. You very quickly become his favourite character and he even sneaks off during his breaks at work sometimes to play this silly video game just so he can see you.

Thank you for your request and thank you for reading!

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#love and deepspace x reader #love and deepspace fluff #rafayel x reader #rafayel fluff #xavier x reader #xavier fluff #zayne x reader #zayne fluff #my asks <3 #j's silly ramblings

[fxdizz-y]

GHOST X GEN Z + GN!READER

A/N: Hiii first fanfic on tumblr kinda nervous😣 I'm not going to take request just yet this is all for my cravings💀🙏🙏 I'd love if you teach me scottish slang too!

Pairing: (mainly) Ghost x gn!reader || slight Task Force 141 x gn!reader

C/W: Strong language, age gap, fluff, kinda suggestive flirts, Ghost being a boomer, dark humor, no use of Y/N, your call sign is 'Spring' (the metal one), teasing, not in the same timeline as the game, they simping hard for each other

T/W: unhealthy habits (skin peeling around the nails etc)

(Don't mind the song I just listen to it while writing)

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Your life was dull, nothing seems to made you excited anymore. Don't get you wrong, you have an okay childhood, even though you had force yourself to grow up at some point but you didn't mind all that much.

Not like you ever did, you're that 'nice' kid that let people borrow their belongings and seems to don't hold grudges.

But in truth, you weren't that nice. No, you did hold grudges, the only reason you didn't say anything was because you knew that it'll be pointless to argue and you just over all wasn't a social kid.

When you finally hit off to high school, you instantly realized that it'll be hell.

And you weren't wrong.

You were one of those alt kids that wear band shirts and heavy eyeliners. Admittedly it was kind of fun.. But the bullying just drove you to the edge.

But those were memories in the past.

You're 23 now, fidgeting your fingers and scraping the dead skins on your nails, standing next to a woman with dirty blonde short hair.

Her icy blue eyes stare right ahead of you both. She had introduced herself earlier, her name is Kate Laswell.

You both were waiting for some dude to show up, apparently he's supposed to come and get you so you can officially be in his little group.

After what feels like years, a man finally make his way to you, or more likely, Laswell.

– "Price."

Laswell said, turning towards the man, you took a step behind Laswell, hiding yourself from the taller male.

– "Laswell."

The man greeted, before continue.

– "And where is this rookie?"

'Price' ask, his eyes scanning the room. Laswell scoff and give your back a harsh pat, making you step out of her shadow.

– "Price, this is Spring."

– "What."

Price look at you and back at Laswell, clearly hoping this was some sorts of joke.

Unluckily, Laswell eyes tell the truth.

– "For fuck sake, that's literally an INFANT! "

Price exclaim, gesturing towards you while keeping his eyes on Laswell.

You held yourself back from rolling your eyes, keeping your composure.

– "Where the fuck is your manners? You either take them or have troubles missing a skilled hacker."

Laswell snaps, glaring at Price.

The corner of your lips tug up at that, feeling happy and flustered.

Price groans and turns to you, looking at you up and down, judging you hard.

– "Oh my fuckin.. You know I can't just put a baby with the toddlers, the big boys can be mean sometimes."

– "The baby are the meanest, trust me."

Laswell sigh out, pushing you towards the captain.

Price sigh in defeat, before just nod at Laswell.

– "I'll take them"

He grumble before mentioning you to go outside, which you obeyed.

When you made it outside you wait for the captain, which come after you after a few moment.

He gesture to the car and you sat on the backseat.

He quirk a brow up but didn't question it.

The way to your new base felt like forever, especially when none of you decide to talk. So being you, you hums to yourself to MCR.

You were into your own little world and didn't noticed how Price glance at the mirror sometimes to look at you.

He didn't speak of course, just silently observing and quite enjoy this rather than painful silence.

After quite some time the car park at an unfamiliar base, well to you anyways.

You scrambled out the car and went back to fidgeting your fingers, scrapping and peeling off the skin around the nail etc.

Price glance at you and pat your shoulder, a quiet sign for you to follow.

You follow without hesitation, stuffing your hands in your camo pants pocket and let your eyes wander around the place, taking mental notes on which path leads to where since you figured you'll be staying here for awhile.

Each steps you take only make your excitement grows, something that you haven't felt this strong for ages.

Your eyes sparkle with wonders like a child again and you have a great feeling about this, despite your captain bad first impression.

You both walk into a room and the captain told you that your team would be meeting you when they arrive, so you sit on the small locker and swinging your legs, feeling nervous.

You didn't let your mind wandered for too long when the door swing open and 3 men walks in.

And good grief.

They were huge. And you didn't mean it in the dirty way.

Like literally. Especially the one in the back. Despite being behind the two other men you can clearly tell that he's the tallest and the biggest, his skull mask stands out as his eyes stare right into you, you feel absolutely fucking naked under them.

Price motion for you to get down and as you hop down you could almost feel your knees gave up.

– "Hello sailor.."

You mumbled, eyes glued to the tallest man in the room. You could tell that he's about 6'2" and a half.

Luckily Price didn't heard what you just mumbled and continue on introducing you to the team.

You smile cheapishly at all of them, deciding that it was enough eye candy.

– "Aye Rookie?"

A man with faux haircut call you, whom recently introduced himself as Soap wink at you playfully.

– "Name's Spring, sir."

You said, winking back, returning the energy.

– "What's with the name?"

Gaz ask, patting your back.

– "I can do em big jump, sir!"

You exclaim proudly.

Gaz look at you with mischief in his eyes, despite being older you can already tell this guy means good trouble.

Soap, who's probably the closest to your age sling his arm over your shoulder.

– "How 'bout yer show us hm?"

He said, letting his arm fall from your shoulder.

You nod and looking around, looking for a perfect thing you can jump on.

Before it lands on one and only Lieutenant.

Soap immediately notice and give you an unsure stare, knowing how Ghost hate physical touches.

– "Lieutenant?"

You call out, a fuzzy feeling form on your stomach.

And it explode into thousands butterflies when his eyes snaps to you, before they turns gentle.

It may look like he's glaring down at you but you both know that if you look close enough, you'd see the soft, gentleness in it. As if he's being careful to not scare you away. Or maybe it's your imagination.

You sure hope it's fucking not.

Ghost couldn't even believe it. He doesn't believe in this whole love at first sight deal. Just ridiculous.

And ironic isn't it, Lieutenant?

He wasn't listening to your chit chats before so when a soft voice calls out for him he was surprised.

And he craves more of your voice. He wanna hear you say his name.

And god you're so tiny standing in front of him.

You look so.. So fragile to him.

– "Uhm.. Sir?"

You call out again, slowly placing a hand on his arm, fucking desperate to get his attention back.

You definitely awoken something in him with that.

And you knew it when you can feel him tense up.

Ghost focus back on you again, nodding for you to do whatever you want.

Soap and Gaz was FLABBERGASTED.

L.T being soft? Man they whish they could record this right now.

But that'll be a dead wish.

You jog behind him, before running up to him and jump high. And holy shit.

You didn't lie.

You could almost jump over him.

But you didn't since there wasn't enough space, instead you land on his shoulder.

You would be concern for the neck you could broke but you weren't in your gears so you weren't heavy.

You cheers when you land on him, almost sending him to the floor.

He pause. Unsure how to feel.

#ghost call of duty #ghost riley #mw2 x reader #simon riley #call of duty x reader #x reader #gen z!reader #cod mw22 #call of duty modern warfare #task force 141 #gender neautral reader #Spotify

[muwapsturniolo]

✯RowdyRuff Sturniolos✯

Summary: Basically I’m matching the triplets to one of the rowdyruff boys

warnings: I DO TALK ABOUT CHRIS AND NICK GANGING UP ON MATT BUT IT'S NOT HATE!! IT'S SIMPLY AN OBSERVATION!!!

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Nick would be Brick.

Brick is the leader of the rowdyruff boys as well as the oldest. He started off very evil and still had respect for his brothers, but eventually changed. When HIM brought them back to life, he was very cocky, arrogant, and devious. I don't think Nick is evil but, we know how he can get depending on the situation. I mean Nick said it himself when he gets angry he is scared of himself, so i feel like it adds up. Both Nick and Brick have a tendency to pick on their brothers so it adds up. In the show, Brick and Butch tended to gang up on Boomer so it makes sense for Nick to be Brick considering Nick does team up with Chris on Matt. I also think red compliments Nick very well, especially when he has the red-brown hair thing going on. Brick's main ingredient is puppy dog tail, now we aren't harming any animals so I feel like Nick's ingredient would be a beat up pair of shoes. super dirty from running around and doing who knows what.

Matt would be Boomer

Boomer is the middle child of the rowdyruff boys, categorized as the dumb blonde with blue eyes. Matt isn't dumb though, he just doesn't have a chance to speak because his brothers gang up on him and interrupt him, much like Boomer. After Boomer's resurrection from HIM, he became a loudmouth and fought back. I see that in Matt. Nick and Chris joke about him trying to be tough, but I see it as him standing up for himself, and making his voice heard. Even though Boomer is considered evil, he is still polite. I see that in Matt, he can be mean/aggressive when need be, but for the most part, he is polite. blue looks so damn good on Matt, it's my fav color on him (besides pink.) Boomer's main ingredient is armpit hair. Ion know about yall but I'm not snipping any armpit hair so I feel like Matt's main ingredient would be a hockey stick and a blue slurpee.

Chris would be Butch

Butch is the youngest of the rowdyruff boys, categorized as the chaotic, havoc-reaping, little brother. idk about yall but that is Chris to a T!!! He is so mf chaotic it's mindblowing. There was an episode where Butch poured Gatorade on Mojo Jojo and all I can think about is Chris pouring drinks on Nick in the car. At first when Butch was introduced he was more calm and collected, agreeing with what his brothers wanted to do. When HIM resurrected the boys, that's when Butch became a little chaos gremlin. I feel like that works with Chris because he is calm and collected for the most part and then suddenly he's jumping around and making the most noise. Very hyperactive, jolly, and likes causing chaos. Both Butch and Chris have a tendency to twitch when they get excited, making crazy noises, grinning like a mad man, and flailing their arms. Typical little brother energy. Butch's color is green and I think Chris needs to wear it more. It really makes his eyes pop and the way it matches his hair just does sum to me. Butch's main ingredient is snail, it's so obvious and has been done but I just now his main ingredient would be a Pepsi...just to be original I feel like his other ingredient would be a burp or cough😭

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do yall like these? i want to do more but i can't think of any characters lmao. If y'all like these you can send me trios and I'll do more comparisons/character analysis.

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[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Girl how do u like... Do things anything. I just got a job working from home I don't know what to do or where to go ...

Girl I don’t do anything I just go to work and come home and sleep like a 75 yo man. I’m hybrid remote but it’s still a nightmare…

WHY the fuck are we working when you can’t even afford a 1 bedroom apartment in a western country on a fucking white collar salary?? Even if you’re a college graduate & have a decent office job, you can barely rent a broom closet with 5 other roommates 🤦🏻‍♀️

Why aren’t heads rolling? Louis XVI/ Marie Antoinette and the whole ass Romanov Family were executed for less. My advice is to go on benefits/disability/welfare until society collapses.

Sorry but western governments violated their own ~humanist~ social contract/ the rules of “democracy.” There’s no point of working 40 hrs a week when it’s an L. I’m gonna go live in Thailand for 6 months when I have enough $$ saved up I’m done with being a tax paying simp!! The only way to teach boomers a lesson is to emulate their laziness and carelessness towards society 🤷🏻‍♀️

[wilwheaton]

If you’re late to the party, quiet quitting is a new workplace trend in which employees dial back their commitment to their jobs, renewing an emphasis on work-life balance.

‘Quiet quitting’ gives way to ‘quiet firing’ | KTLA

KTLA’s David Lazarus’s framing of Quiet Quitting here is insulting and misleading. “Quiet Quitting” isn’t dialing back a commitment. It is  what management decided to label workers who do the job they are paid for and nothing more. It is management’s rhetorical response to workers establishing boundaries.

How the fuck is doing the job you are paid for and nothing more “quitting”, quietly or not? It’s literally showing up to do the work you are paid to do, and then living your life when you are not on the clock.

The expectation from overpaid management that employees who are already underpaid should take their work home, sacrifice their quality of life, and give EVEN MORE than what their employers are already taking from them is outrageous.

Showing up for work and doing the job you are paid to do, then going home to live your life while you keep the two things separate is NOT “quiet quitting” it’s literally “going to work”.

If management wants workers to do more work, then fucking PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES FOR IT.

If he wasn’t clear, David Lazarus REALLY unloads his inner Boomer privilege:

“Going the extra mile at the office was once viewed as a positive, not a sign of giving too much to employers.“

“That’s not to say you should kill yourself for your job. That’s never a good idea. But thinking you can just coast through your work day making a bare-bones effort — trust me, you’ll be noticed.”

What? What the fuck? Doing ONLY THE JOB THEY ARE PAYING YOU FOR is just coasting through your workday?

Oh fuck you, and fuck everyone who simps for management.

#worker's rights #quiet quitting #i stand with labor

[books-and-catears]

First of all, I'd like to say I'm absolutely loving this new event. Because so. many. absolutely hilarious. moments.

Spoilers below 👇

Satan's trigger happiness:

This dude isn't kidding when he says he's gonna kill. Honestly tho, it makes sense because he is MOST likely to ditch family for MC. Hell, he'd ditch them to live with a bunch of cats in the wild. And it SHOWS.

Boomer Simeon:

Just one question for you, sir - how? Also Simeon with tech 🤝 Sol with Food. Meanwhile Luke dealing with both 😭 can we please go to purgatory Hall and provide some assistance to the baby?!!! please?!!!

Solomon Avenges his Apprentice:

The utter hapiness I felt during this. As a Solomon simp, there is nothing more rewarding.

I've never stopped being salty about Belphie killing MC. And over and over, I wished we could get some sort of retribution. And this is it.

I know it's just acting and none of it is real. It's just a script and a movie. But I don't care. This is my shit post and I'm going all out with my little self indulgent theory.

Simeon wrote this script. Solomon immediately takes the part of the villain, in charge of killing Belphie. Somehow, they've finally come to know what happened to MC. What Belphie did.

But it's been so long and MC seems to have forgiven everything but they are unsettled. They can't have direct confrontation. But they can have this. Especially Solomon.

The fact that he plays this part so convincingly gives insight that he genuinely and eagerly would kill anyone, and I mean ANYONE, for MC.

Also isn't it odd that instead of Satan, who is known for his love of Mystery, is not in this film? And it's Lucifer instead?!!

Well, Lucifer had to be there. Noone else except him can face up against Solomon. He's there to protect Belphie, just in case.

#obey me #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me Lucifer #obey me belphie #obey me crack #obey me spoilers #obey me theory #obey me imagine #obey me angst

[lu-lus-duckies]

Hi, here's about me and some questions you might have!

Updated: april 13th 2024

MINORS DNI please

Important!! Please don't use real money to do things for me in any capacity. It makes me uneasy, uncomfortable and puts a lot of pressure on me. Thank you for your understanding <3

Currently hyperfixated on writing as much gay poetry about daddy nunalastor

Who are you?

@ nunalastor's emotional support white boy™

People just call me lulu on here.

I'm 20 and go by any pronouns. AFAB (and cis). my gender is whatever makes you gay. somewhere on the ace spectrum. Undiagnosed but prolly suffering from too much swag aka the tism.

Also CEO of forcing people to get some fucking sleep!

Important: I can not and will not take anything seriously.

Also important: @ st-alastors-confessional the lord of the polycule cult but they aren't allowed to know

tags (will not sort these out at all):

lulu is delulu - my posts

babygirl anon fest - asks specifically from babygirl

revoke lulu's art license - my art stuff

nunwhiskers - the ship of nunalastor x huskers-bar

lulu is feral - reblogs where I am feral

lulus nun reblogs - I just tend to reblog everything of nunalastors so it's a tag now

lulu reblogs - art/theories/incorrect quotes ect

lulu convos - me interracting with peeps here

lulu crooks - going into detail about things i shouldn't be going into detail of. (maybe infodumping)

cursed polycule - me and the 100+ husbands/wives interracting (xxx-angie list in their pinned)

lulu asks - me answering asks

this is a nunalastor simp blog - anytime I openly bark for nunalastor

lulu lore - me accidentally dropping irl lulu lore

lulu fun facts - exactly what it says

lulu polls - polls

lulu is a boomer - me not knowing basic pop culture things cuz I live under a rock

who is safe here?

I hope you all feel welcome! Except minors. My kind of humour is definitely not for minors. Everyone is welcome to share whatever they want with me, I don't judge. This is a safe space regardless of race, gender, sexuality or anything else. Be as cringe/not cringe as you want

What is this blog?

Used to be a hazbin blog, now turned to me simping for daddy nunalastor and interracting with the cursed polycule

What can I ask or share with you?

Literally anything you want to share, both sfw and nsfw, both wholesome and cursed. Send me your headcannons, art, fanfiction, literally anything. I respond to everything, even hate so if I haven't responded I'm either asleep or the message didn't appear in my inbox.

One thing I don't respond to is chain sends cuz I can't be bothered with that shit. Anything else is a yes

What's with the bad English?

English is my second language. I pride myself on being able to read it fluently, but I might have problems with talking in a way that flows naturally to native speakers if that makes sense. So sorry bout that

What time are you active?

Honestly, all over the place. Don't look too much into it, but I'm from the country of Georgia if that helps

Can I use your ideas?

Absolutely! You don't even need to ask. I won't say this is a necessity, but If you decide to use them, I'd love it if you'd tag me. I love seeing all kinds of things people make and I'd love to see yours too!

Why are you so unhinged and sexual? Aren't you ace?

Asexuals aren't all sex-repulssed and can enjoy it too. I am uncomfy with the act of sex but I love joking and shitting about it. Me saying something is hot/sexy/makes my dick hard is just me saying "I love this and i think it's cool" when that isn't enough to express my love.

Plus, fictional characters don't count

Is the art on nunalastor's blog you sometimes repost yours?

Yes, the art posted on their asks by mylz-flick is by me. It's my primary blog and i don't use it for anything so all my asks are submitted through there

Why don't you post as often anymore?

Because all my posts go straight to nunalastor's blog. Go check them out, it's great

By nunalastor s request:

Who hurt you?

Nunalastor did when they rizzed up my mom

What's with the worms? That's disgusting

Well, nunalastor made this post and it turned me on a little ngl

What is the cursed polycule?

Well, I spontaneously decided that my go to funny (not funny) joke would be to start asking everyone who agreed with me or had similar tastes to kiss me. Long story short, now I'm a whore™ with 100+ husbands that I can't keep track of

Why do you keep calling nunalastor daddy?

Many reasons. First, Nunalastor saying they would fuck my mom in the DMs when I told them about her. So naturally, if my mom and nunalastor got married they would be the dad hence, daddy. Also, nunalastor is unapologetically my favourite blog on here and the title "daddy" is reserved for them. Also their word is law to me and they deserve the respectful title

The way you interract with minors is disgusting

I have minors please don't interract in my bio for a reason. I expect a decent human being to see that and kindly leave my blog. I don't check who I'm responding to most of the time so I probably didn't even notice it was a minor. I'm just trying to be fun.

If you are a minor and I responded/reblogged your art or post with some batshit crazy shenanigans like I do with everyone, send me a DM and I'll delete it. I'd rather it be in the DMs instead of out in public because out here I have people acting like they hate me and I don't want to accidentally take something that's meant to be a serious request to stop like a joke.

What's with that one pregnant anon stuff at nunalastors blog?

Listen, I don't care what shit people send me, but if you even dare harm, harass or just in general be an asshole to the ones I consider nice people, I will not take that lightly.

To everyone: if you get haters, tag me so I can draw them pregnant.

Is the cursed polycule an actual relationship or just a joke?

It's just a joke between us.

Can I join the polycule?

Daddy has revoked my marriage license so you'll have to consult with the other members. I take what daddy demands very seriously

You can however, talk to the other members of the polycule and join. We could also have a platonic relationship going on in the polycule if you want

What is up with you and pronouns?

Sorry, in my native language there are no gendered pronouns. We just have a singular he/she/they for everyone. I use he/him for me (despite being a woman) because it's what rolls off the tongue easier for me. For everyone else I use they/them because you can never go wrong with neutral.

Are you actually attracted to nunalastor?

Honestly, the only time I've experienced attraction (i think? Still unsure if it was that) was with one girl at my uni and the feeling I have for nunalastor is very similar. It's not the exact kinda feeling but I have a very strong desire to make them proud. Not sure exactly what it is but no, I don't want to actually fuck them and I don't want to kiss them. That seems gross. I do however wanna hold their hand and recieve headpats from them. Idk just know me as the nunalastor simp, that's easier to explain.

(and yes, not one specific mod or nunalastor as a single entity, but both mods)

Why do you keep mentioning nunalastor calling you the f-word?

Because I genuinely /gen /srs loved it. This isn't a joke. It made me overstimmed and honestly was a little overwhelmed with giddiness

(please call me the slurs)

#lulu is delulu #revoke lulu's art license #babygirl anon fest #lulu is feral #lulu reblogs #lulus nun reblogs #lulu convos #cursed polycule #lulu asks #this is a nunalastor simp blog #lulu lore #nunwhiskers #lulu crooks #lulu fun facts #lulu polls

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What do you think the humans in the Transformers universe 'G1 as a base world' call the Transformers.

Here's what I think let me know what you think they call them.

Megatron: Boomer, grandpa, the Grey one, Simp for dad bot, a legal gun owner

Optimus Prime: Dad bot, Robot Jesus, Jesus, Truck dad

Bumblebee: Bumblebee, the baby, little baby man, BeeBee

The Elite trine: Birb gang

Starscream: The Cunty Jet, Aggressive jet, Ani-ASMR, The gay jet, The mean red red one

Thundercracker: ASMR, Mr.Voice, Boom boom man

Skywarp: plurpl jet

The Coneheads: Dunce Cap Gang

Soundwave: The tired dad, Pouches, the mom friend, King

The Cassettes: The baby's, the evil baby's, kitty, birbs, terror twins

Shockwave: aggressive cyclops, evil cyclops

Wheeljack: OSHA violations

Knockout: The cunty car, the evil gay car

Red Alert: The mentally ill one, Anxiety meds, Panic car

Inferno: the mentally ill ones boyfriend

Astrotrain: Train

#optimus prime #Megatron #bumblebee #soundwave #Starscream #thundercracker #Skywarp #the cassette #the coneheads #Shockwave #wheeljack #ko #knockout #tf seekers #tf red alert #tf humans #tf human #tf knockout #tf inferno

[persejackson]

❝𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄☕❞— jay (on hold)

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: idol!jay x idol!fem!reader

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: fluff, a tad bit of angst?, crack

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: swearing and aggressive language ig

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒: the group mystic is about to debut under bighit entertainment. in celebration of their debut teaser coming out, they visit the hybe cafe for some coffee and sweets. just as they were leaving, y/n bumps into jay of enhypen and spills coffee all over his expensive shirt which also turned out to be his favorite one.

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: the enhypen members, yujin of ive, ryujin of itzy, jihan of weeekly, j of stayc, nayoung of lightsum, and thena my oc

𝐀/𝐍: i do not know how to work tumblr so please bear with me. also, i am not a boomer just because i do not know how to work this app.

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄: No specific day but probably the first week of August.

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓♫︎

(note: ☕-semi-written, 💌- fully written)

profiles!

mystics, the en-boiz

CHAPTERS!

chapter one. cute sunbaes [☕]

chapter two. application for new friends

extra. you should manifest

chapter three. sunoo's fav dropout

chapter four. it's debutation day

extra. JUNGKOOK, I AM SORRY

chapter five. a trip down memory lane [💌]

chapter six. y/n girlfriend era?

chapter seven. ok maybe i am a simp

extra. jungkook forgive me pt.2

chapter eight. mystic and enha besties

extra. wtf do y'all feed her

chapter nine. denial is a river in egypt

chapter ten. everyone loves jungkook

chapter eleven. sneaking around

taglist (open) send an ask or comment to be added

#☕ spilt coffee #jay smau #enhypen #park jongseong #jay au #jay x reader #enhypen smau #jay enhypen #jungwon #jungwon smau #park jongseong x reader #enhypen x reader #idol au #jake smau #enhypen jay x reader #park jay x reader #enhypen x you #jay oneshots #jay enha #enha jay #enha smau #enhypen jongseong #enhypen socmed au #jay fluff #jay angst

[dreamingcloudie]

❛❛ In which; Dottore as a streamer... ❜❜

✎ ❛❛ I'll have to admit, this character is quite... alluring.❜❜

Pairing(s): Streamer!Dottore x (kinda) Game-Character!GN!Reader (Mordern AU)

Genre/Format: N/A (headcanons)

Warning(s): wrote this at 6am without thinking straight so possible grammar mistakes and sentences that don't make sense

Notes: There really isn't much of x Reader here, sadly :( I might write more of this in the future but idk

I know i have requests to do but this idea came out of nowhere and it was too tempting to not write something for it— I've only written headcanon once so this is short. I have no idea if I'm doing this right 💀

Let's be real, this guy would probably stream live torture on the darkest part of the internet

BUT, let's just pretend in this AU he's not an evil doctor man <3

He is a tired university student who majors in biology and thrives to earn a position in the medical field

And that means becoming a coffee addict and endless nights of staying up late to study 

Sleeping? What's that?

I can see him being so focused on his studies to the point where he doesn't interact with the internet much

If someone showed him a popular meme he wouldn't understand 

Boomer

L

Due to how busy he is, he doesn't have the time to find a job

He lives off of the money his parents send him every month lol

That was until someone introduced him to the wonders of the internet…

One of his friends—Childe, told him something about a streaming platform and he should go check it out

And that night when he got home, he pulled his laptop out and searched for it

He also learnt that people can earn money streaming whatever

For instance, most of the people streams "let's plays"

He scrolled down a little and he found people streaming… questionable things, and he was baffled they get paid for it

So that means, he could stream anything he wants and he'd earn money from it, as long as he has a certain amount of viewers 

Say less

And an account was made 

This basically becomes his part-time job now

He usually streams to tutor struggling students and you best believe they were very thankful 

He'll sometime do "study with me" streams too

As he takes his fifteen minutes breaks from studying, he'd talk to his viewers 

And when I tell you this man has the driest humor ever—

That's what got his channel to grow

Viewers would clip his dry ass jokes and post them onto other social media platforms, which caused his view counts to blow up

As he got more and more popular, his viewers would beg him to do gaming streams

With how dry his humor is, they thought his commentary would be gold…

And they're absolutely correct, they get to see a different side of him too 

Surgeon simulator is the very first game he was introduced to by his fans, to get him interested in gaming

Man's cursing every time when he accidentally drops something

"Now, we put this lung over— Shit."

Cue chat spamming the Kek emote 

It's been months since he started to stream and things are going pretty well for him

He comes back home from his lectures today to find his Discord server is filled with loads of fans telling him to check a game out, mostly because of a certain character

The general chat is flooded with hundreds, and I mean hundreds of pictures of them

And Lo and Behold

It is you

The moment he first has his eyes on you, his jaw drops

God DAMN YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL

Not to mention that harness you have on you—

Ahem

Anyways

He doesn't even know who you are or what game you're from

But man he's head over heels for you already 

The next time he starts his stream, the first thing he says is:

"Everyone was going crazy on Discord yesterday about a game character. And now my question is…

"Who are they and which game are they from?"

Babygirl took his first step into the world of simping <3

#genshin x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin x you #genshin x yn #dottore #genshin impact #dottore x reader #dottore x y/n #dottore x you #genshin dottore #il dottore #fatui #fatui harbingers x reader #fatui harbingers