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Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.
Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.
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4pevensies · 2 years
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peter: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
susan: a ray of hope for edmund.
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gryffidnorgranger · 2 years
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so who’s the older twin?
george: we’re twins it doesn’t matter.
fred: me.
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sands-of-arawiya · 2 years
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Kifah: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
Nasir: a ray of hope for Altair.
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daily-spooky · 1 month
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ur-daily-inspiration · 5 months
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writtenroses1813 · 2 months
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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…
Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?
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catchymemes · 7 months
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Leo: Fugitive or not, it’s nice to be wanted.
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adriles · 1 month
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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4pevensies · 2 years
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Edmund: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.
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gryffidnorgranger · 2 years
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Dumbledore: Ah, I see you’ve received my note?
Harry: Of course I got it. You taped it to my head while I was sleeping.
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sands-of-arawiya · 2 years
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Altair: Not everyone’s going to think I’m pretty and that’s okay!
Altair: They’re wrong tho.
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daily-spooky · 2 months
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