For all my monster loving friends in search of the perfect quick read that blurs the lines between smut and romance, look no further! I have just the book for you.
Girls Weekend follows a trio of coworkers who are spending their three day weekend at an adults only resort. What ensues is one monster (😜) of a fucking weekend, full of sex, romances, and self realization.
I’m dying for more of the story (and more of Tate), and cannot wait for the next book! Totally kicking myself for putting off reading this book for so long!
Man’s best friend indeed. Never needed him more. #tripawd #wishbone #bonerjamz (at Mott Haven, Bronx) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwA8rjdJzff/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xtjzldz5jov9
ALEXANDRIA - YOU HAVE THE HOTTEST CLEAVAGE ON THE PLANET. I really want to fuck your big breasts.
ROCK HARD RATING - 10.0
the way your tits look in this photo get me rock-solid every damn time. You are so hot, it's ridiculous. Can I please slip my dick between those huge tits? I’ll do whatever you ask. ANYTHING
I specified “Agents of Fortune” by Blue Oyster Cult as possibly the best, “Demon Days” by Gorillaz as possibly the best, when I asked this of Bonerjamz yesterday. I don’t know though. Probably better exist.
It is with great regret that we announce the passing of Bonerjamz mascot and exemplary fatass Gunny, following a long struggle with a chronic illness. We will always remember Gunny’s zest for life, which was matched only by his girth.
Gunny is survived by Sarge, the other cat adopted from the shelter at the same time about 13 years ago. In lieu of flowers we ask that donations be made to Doordash, to pay tribute to Gunny’s bottomless hunger (for life) and unmatched laziness.