Cross-Guild Romance fic idea: Werewolf shifter AU. Mihawk and Crocodile are alpha werewolves and even rarer they are mates. They don't broadcast either facts to the world but omega Buggy finds out about it. Through a comedy of errors he somehow ends up challenging both alphas and then instead of just groveling and apologizing he goes off and runs, meaning Mihawk and Crocodile have no choice but to chase after him. At first Buggy is terrified as he runs deeper into the island but soon exhilaration fills him as he actually outruns and outsmarts both Crocodile and Mihawk at several instances during the chase. Crocodile and Mihawk do catch Buggy eventually as the sun sets but instead of tearing him apart, they've both been impressed with Buggy's prowess and want to take him as their mate. What seemed like a life and death chase then becomes a playful and tender wedding night for the trio.
Well, told @theeofficialnightmare69 this one too, because it was a far cry from the one before this one. We think the same thing on this.
I'm like thinking Buggy's going that meme or thing of a creature saying I'm fast as fuck, boy and the ADHD Fox from YouTube.
Just the imaginary of Buggy juking out Mihawk, maybe making him slip & slide on the soil, as well as cracking Crocodile's knees from the fast movements are so funny to me.
I'm thinking like Buggy using his surroundings to his advantage, duck under and jump over things to get away from them. Maybe making things fall in Crocodile and Mihawk's way.
Just when they corrdier him, Buggy must be ready to fight for life and death. Then it's just Mihawk and Crocodile panting and maybe saying time-out. Then them just wanting him to be their mate!!!
Buggy must of been so shocked about this, and that night being their wedding night. That means their idea of wedding night is like before the church making marriage something they do. How before is that the lovers say their vows together, alone with only each other (or in this case, there's three peeps) So cute!!!
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special thanks to these pez dispensers for accompanying me during my stay at the hospital. glory to canada
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Vanta: "Not much of a history to the island, as far as I know. Chesto berries grow extremely well here- they're just about the only thing that grow here actually- but that's really the most interesting thing about it. Humans are aware of it, but didn't find it suitable to settle. Suits me well enough, though."
[ @askdeoxys ]
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The point of Lucifer's voice is he's a goofy theatre Weird Al kid. He's not meant to sound a sophisticated oldie cuz thats not Viv' intention
He doesn't sound like either, though.
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@khalesci asked: ❝ not all risks lead to ruin. ❞ (missandei)
Eyes shift from the back of the man now leaving the room, followed by the wild beast all too big to be a simple animal and her eyes fall back to Daenerys. "And are you certain this risk is worth it? Ser Jorah had said little of this House Stark, only that the man was but a boy when he left Westeros." And that was no boy, she sees. He has that look many men have after seeing war despite not being that far from her queen's own age. Eyes shift briefly toward her, a smile gracing on her lips. "He is rather. . .different."
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Idk how I went from reading the fluffiest DCA fics to cannibalism. I genuinely do not know when this transition happened
I blame the economy
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you what now
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🎩 wear this, you little skrunkle [ken]
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The dress…tore….as most clothes do….when I put them….on me.
this is now…essentially a…skirt. You’re lucky…my neck fluff…. covers most of….my upper body….
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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex
I mean,,,
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watching the last cursed judge video just has me thinking over and over again like. is spark 3's ending. unsatisfying? in any way? stejheads in my computer, reply w your opinions.
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Damn, that's crazy :3
@venenorita
He had certainly NOT been expecting that result, which led him to wonder: "Were you a hundred percent HONEST about these?"
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"When was the last time you got chained up and relentlessly edged?"
"What are you talking about? Edged? What you describe is perhaps a torture method. I can tell you, a deranged witch had me chained, but perhaps my alliance with vampires and daywalkers might have scared her off?"
@gretaphasmatosmartin @merchantofwhispers
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I don’t think he gives one iota about his image or his fans. He’s given us every reason to stop supporting him. It’s time we all stop acknowledging him…what’s that old saying? Be kind to people who supported you on your way up because you’ll need them on your way down. It’s something like that! Anyway, I definitely think it’s time for him to reap what he’s sown.
Lol as someone said, he'll have barnacles to hold on to on his way down skjsksks
But absolutely, well said anon. You reap what you sow 🤷🏻♀️
I don't blame anyone for no longer supporting this man - in fact, I actually side-eye the ones who still blindly support him and don't question this at all.
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@playedbetter sent in a prompt: 🖤 (Izuru)
attractiveness:
repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.
personality:
grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.
how likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.
level of friendship:
never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.
first impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
current impression of them:
i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.
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@merchantofwhispers wants to talk: "Amelia, I think we should have a little talk. Nothing serious, I just-.. There are things I want to clarify."
she couldn't help herself. a steady frown began to form as amelia lifted her head as she ceased her progress with paperwork that were in slight disarray on her desk. her pen posed within her hand while she gave mina her undivided attention, her eyes shifting slightly over the other woman's face as if she were trying to pinpoint an ailment of sorts. when she found none, the vampire blinked with her frown deepening just by a fraction; a hint of a downturn at the edges of her lips.
" usually when a one starts off 'we should have a little talk' something has gone awry. " she started off, trying to make lighten the mood. amelia gestured to the seat in front of her with a delicate wave of her free hand. " please sit and tell me everything. "
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this is going to be the most beautiful final scene in dts s5 with them taking about how excited they are signing the contract taking the photos
please even if it's simply just him telling the camera what his plans are with no secondary footage whatsoever, just the thought of how happy and content he'll look saying it is enough to make me cry :(
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@el3nas asked: [ straddle ] and / or [ stare ] for sam
sexual tension prompts.
it's a mixture of sam being off his game, and maybe pulling off his punches. he often does that now that the knowledge of what and who he is roams free in his mind. lucifer's vessel, azazel's special child, demonic blood in him. sam is often worried he would hurt someone else. elena is capable of protecting herself though and he finds his back hitting the hard shell of the floor.
a grunt escaping his lips as he does. out of breath, he finds it difficult to focus on the moment, as elena seems to speak ( vaguely, he registers the tone as a victorious cheer but he isn't sure ), as eyes flicker to her lips as she does. he lingers, maybe more than he should've before clearing up his throat, elbows digging on the ground to prop his upper body from the floor, which inevitably, bring him closer to elena, and feeling the way her legs hug his sides, straddling him in place. "well. . .you win. you proved your point. i would still feel better if i went with you." just in case. and god, he is trying there to keep it professional.
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