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(this eventually gets to a star wars rant if youre interested)

i feel like a large part of me enjoying the media i do is rooted in a treasure hunter sort of urge, like yeah i genuinely want 80% of the franchises i love to be literal shit. it makes the gems so much more enjoyable

like i love dreamworks because of shit like puss in boots 2, megamind, httyd, etc., but it wouldn't be the same without shark tale

same with scooby doo, i fucking love mystery inc, zombie island, the fucking lego special was delightful, like who would think that such random pieces of excellent media could exist between the just utter failures that franchise has produced

and the best ones are things like the live action scooby doo movies, or all hail king julien, or revenge of the sith, which balance being goofy as fuck with having genuinely incredible narratives and character work (just to clarify, i mean this in VERY different ways for each of the examples mentioned, but fuck off this is my blog ❤️)

but there's a line here, too. the bad shit? it has to be fun. like the bee movie is an abysmal attempt at storytelling, but it's still fun to laugh at because of how absurd it is.

star wars used to be the same way, but i feel it's getting less and less fun with each disney product (except andor my beloved ❤️)

the shitty mandalorian episodes, bobf, obi-wan...they're all so stale and plain that i find no joy in watching them beyond the initial "oh my god, it's [insert actor/character i like] again!"

like give us more batshit insane stuff like the battle for endor, or the new jedi order, or shit that, yeah might be terrible, but is at least fun to sift through while you're looking for the true incredible mind-meltingly good gems (ie, andor)

(although i can't help thinking, who knows, maybe one day i, or future generations, will look back on the disney shows and laugh at how bad they are...like that leia chase scene certainly has some great potential)

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The best tweets of 2018 so far

It may seem impossible that, in our current cursed reality, anyone could generate even a single good tweet. For the most part, this is true.

But there are a few tweets that rise above. These are the good tweets, the tweets that perhaps — against all odds — even made us laugh. Does anyone remember what laughing feels like? We have forgotten.

SEE ALSO: The 10 best films of 2018 (so far)

Anyway, here are 25 of this year's finest tweets (so far.)

coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli

— egg dog ★★☆☆☆ (@egg_dog) March 7, 2018

I am so Humble ❤ im not bragging but i just wanna thank god i went from living paycheck to paycheck to saving up enough money to purchase a data plan that allowed me to download this picture 🙌🙌 pic.twitter.com/ZdS1Yjasb5

— Normani’s boo (@TyranKyran) March 22, 2018

boba fett is short for roberta fettuccine

— st marben's fingerbone (@bonerman_inc) May 26, 2018

me choosing my outfit everyday pic.twitter.com/a39XMLw0vw

— satan (@vampiregaI) May 2, 2018

Drake could say 'Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli' and y'all would feel it https://t.co/nwe1cnQZnu

— Tenth Plague 🇫🇷 (@xkillyouridols) June 30, 2018

Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the @NewYorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight. pic.twitter.com/Lhzmq7Pnsb

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 4, 2018

i love how brooklyn nine nine predicted its own fate lmao pic.twitter.com/5ocOzkZ11K

— klayre 🍓 (@klairvoyance) May 12, 2018

La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room

— Daniel Tran (@Daanieltran) January 7, 2018

face: beat ✅ eyebrows: done ✅ all: aboard ✅ pic.twitter.com/1xqRElhLjg

— quadelupe (@quadfader) March 7, 2018

A message to my enemies. pic.twitter.com/kMjGN5WBe6

— Duh (@msduh) February 9, 2018

today at my bar one guy made fun of his buddy for drinking a blue hawaiian and he goes "I don't give a shit if it's baby blue this is fucking delicious. how's that budweiser taste you basic ass bitch" and then slammed the rest of it and went "FUCK you and your beer Kyle"

— gracie hoos (@cottoncandaddy) May 3, 2018

Lady Antebellum: It's a quarter after one I'm a little drunk & I need you now 12 year old me: pic.twitter.com/0t19qT1qmP

— Drew Neal (@_nealyy) March 18, 2018

once i learn how to express anger without crying it's over for you hoes

— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) June 5, 2018

We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

— Sarah Chadwick (@Sarahchadwickk) February 23, 2018

i am trying my best pic.twitter.com/2TIBeKnshA

— scrëm (@own___ass) February 28, 2018

This shit look like a Scooby Doo fruit snack https://t.co/sEGvsxpJuQ

— Young Person (@EricTrillman_) April 19, 2018

One Weird Trick To Getting Universal Healthcare That American Insurance Companies Don't Want You To Know pic.twitter.com/IvSwy0Efgo

— LadyBusiness (@LadyBusiness_) May 19, 2018

Not only are women LYING when they wear make up but I just learned their legs aren't made of denim either! They wear something called jeans to trick men! I want a REAL woman with natural boot cut legs!

— Eric Colossal (@EricColossal) March 27, 2018

it’s 90 degrees out. this is your moment, my guy. if not now, when ? pic.twitter.com/4jZ0ndrxov

— kevin shark (@boynamedshark) June 18, 2018

me talking to a friend: like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now? instagram ad: Do you feel like yes, intimacy is great, but am i really ready for a full relationship right now? If so, you should shop at this online thrift store

— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 5, 2018

James? I havent heard that name in years pic.twitter.com/WIe13ai7N0

— cambella3stackz (@CAMSQUIAT) April 2, 2018

Take your pick, kids pic.twitter.com/vpgHTGw2gl

— Mike Pearl (@MikeLeePearl) March 30, 2018

*on Ellen* ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die ME: haha yeah, i do *Death comes out, creeps up behind me* ME: omg ellen you didnt

— rav (@Doughbvy) May 8, 2018

THE INFINITY STONES WERE HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT pic.twitter.com/NxzDSs0rgd

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 2, 2018

WATCH: Have your face and eat it too with these custom lollipops

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