#bob's burgers teddy

[cursedbobs]

Celebrating 3 years of cursedbobs (3 days late) with a classic scene

#bob's burgers #bob's burgers teddy #teddy thursday because I forgot to post on teddy tuesday #episode: christmas in the car

[caramelbubbleart]

he's got a lot on his plate

reblogs are very much appreciated!

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #bob's burgers fanart #bob belcher #louise belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #linda belcher #bob's burgers teddy #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #paint tool sai #illustration #fanart #doodle #sketch #fan art #cartoon

[koko-heads]

anyone else screaming? because i'm screaming

#BI BOBLIN PAN TINA TRANS TEDDY LESBIAN MARSHMALLOW????? #WE WIN THESE #bob belcher #linda belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #bob's burgers teddy #bob's burgers marshmallow #nat kinkle #cleavage to beaver #mr ambrose #also NBY CTB AND MR AMBROSE WOAH??? #so ctb's just like me theyre a blk nby lesbian ouuu they did this for me #lgbtq+ #lgbt #toddland #pride 2023 #lesbian #gay #bisexual #transgender #pansexual #nonbinary

[ordinaryschmuck]

At Jimmy Pesto’s Pizzeria, Trev puts up a “Closed Indefinitely “ sign up on the window. He then runs away crying.

Across the street, Linda and Teddy are watching the whole thing from inside the restaurant.

Linda: I can’t believe Jimmy Pesto got arrested. Serves the bastard right for helping organize that raid against the mayor’s office. Who hates the mayor? He’s great. Those bunch of freaks, hating the mayor.

Teddy looks to the kitchen window, hearing Bob whistle as he grills.

Teddy: Eh, I bet you’re happy, Bobby! With there being no more Jimmy Pesto and all.

Linda: Oh, don’t even get this guy started. They arrested Jimmy right across from us last night and I haven’t seen Bob happier since the kids were born.

Bob: Oh, come on, Lynn. I like to think that I had a quiet dignity to it.

Linda: You kidding? You and the kids went friggin nuts.

Flashback to last night. Jimmy is being led to a police car just as Bob sticks his head out of his home window.

Bob: Hey, Jimmy! How’s it feel knowing YOU will be out of business first?!

Jimmy just grunts, not acknowledging Bob.

Bob: What’s wrong?! No ZOOM?! Oh, that’s right! You’re too busy ZOOMING yourself to jail!

Louise pushes Bob out of the way.

Louise: Dad, please. Let a pro handle this.

She sticks her head out the window too.

Louise: Hey, Jimmy! If you’re lucky, you’ll be made the cafeteria cook! Your cooking should taste about the same as prison food!

Bob: Haha! THAT’S my little girl!

He scoops Louise up and kisses her cheek. She pretends to hate it.

Bob: I am so PROUD of you! You’re getting ice cream tonight!

Louise: Yes!

Gene: I want ice cream too!

He comes up to the window too.

Gene: Hey, Jimmy! Just a reminder that you got to poop in your jail cell! So get ready for people to see your Italian sausage!

Bob: Yes! Gene! I mean, DON’T ever say that again, but YEAH! You get ice cream too, pal!

Gene: Yeah!

Tina comes up to the window now.

Tina: Hey, Jimmy Pesto…You’re the worst!

Bob: Ha! He IS the worst!

Louise: And you’re a terrible father!

Gene: And LOVER! I assume!

Bob: Gene.

Tina: The best thing you made was Jimmy Jr!

Louise: And that’s not saying much!

Tina: Wait, what?

Bob: Oh, my god, I love my kids! You ALL get ice cream!

The kids: Yay!

Gene: Italian sausage!

Bob: Gene!

Flash forward back to the restaurant.

Bob: Okay, so I might have lost a bit more of my mind than I thought. But who cares? Lynn, it’s Jimmy Pesto! He’s gone for good! The nightmare’s over and we’ve WON!

Linda: Wha? What did we win?

Bob: We won at LIFE!

Linda: Oh, yeah.

Bob: WE’RE the ones with a successful—Well, GOOD business, a happy marriage, and great kids! Meanwhile, JIMMY is sitting his stupid butt in jail, his business is going to drizzle out of business—

Teddy, trying to match Bob’s energy: And his kids are going to be super traumatized!

Bob: What?

Linda: Oh god.

Teddy: Haha! Like, first their parents got divorced, which is a, uh, a thing that scares kids!

Bob: Teddy.

Teddy: And now their dad’s in jail! Never to see him in a normal environment again!

Linda: Aw…

Bob: Teddy, you just—

Teddy: What?

Bob: You’ve ruined the mood.

Teddy: What? No, I didn’t.

Bob: You did.

Linda: Yeah, you did, Hon.

Teddy: I was following your energy!

Bob: That wasn’t the energy.

Teddy: I was following your energy, Bob!

Bob: Celebrating traumatized kids isn’t the energy, Teddy!

Teddy: Bah!

Bob: YOU bah!

Linda: You DO gotta feel a LITTLE bad for the Pesto kids.

Bob: Well, yes, obviously. Because unlike TEDDY—

Teddy: YOUR energy, Bob.

Bob: I DON’T want kids to be traumatized. It’s not their fault that they’re Jimmy’s kids. But for Jimmy himself? SCREW him! It’s the end of an era! The JIMMY era! Now, it’s the start of the BOB era! And it starts with THIS!

He then runs outside.

Bob: Hey, everybody! In celebration of the greatest thing, EVER, Bob’s Burgers is now fifteen percent off of EVERYTHING!

Random Passerby: What’s Bob’s Burgers?

Bob: It’s—My restaurant. It’s right behind me!

Random Passerby: Oh, the across from Jimmy Pesto’s. Hey, do you know when HIS restaurant will open again?

Bob: Oh, my GOD!

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #tina belcher #bob's burgers teddy #bob's burgers trev #jimmy pesto #might have left this get away from me a bit #it's just that after writing one joke #i wanted to write MORE #and this IS based on real events involving Jimmy's VA #still curious of what'll happen to his character #long post #text post

[hotanalsluts]

#bob's burgers #bob's burgers teddy #linda belcher #bob belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #valentine's day

[sailoreuterpe]

BLT - Beach

"It's a myth, Teddy!" Bob exclaims, startling a flock of seagulls nearby.

Linda tries not to laugh; Teddy's in pain, after all.

Teddy hops around on one foot and almost falls over onto the dead jellyfish.

"If you really love me, Bob, you'll pee on my leg!"

"Oh my God."

#prompt game #prompt meme #asks #asked #aswers #answered #Notes by Nikki #fanfic #fan fic #fanfiction #fan fiction #writing #writers #authors #literature #Five Sentence Fics #5 Sentence Fics #Bob's Burgers #BB #BLT Burgers #Bob/Linda/Teddy #Bob Belcher #Linda Belcher #Teddy Bob's Burgers #Bob's Burgers Teddy #ask game #ask meme #thought of this one all afternoon at work #made myself laugh

[saiyef]

Uncensored Outtakes of Bob's Burgers Season 1 episodes "Bed & Breakfast" and "Sexy Dance Fighting".

I was not ready for Teddy and Linda cucking Bob. Louise saying fuck I was expecting, but not Teddy and Linda cucking Bob and wanting him to watch.

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #teddy bob's burgers #teddy bobs burgers #bob's burgers teddy #video #funny video #Youtube

[cannondisabledcharacters]

Today’s disabled character of the day is Teddy from Bob's Burgers, who has compulsive hoarder, chronic allergies, and an unspecified anxiety disorder

Requested by Anon

[Image Description: Drawing of a man with peach fuzz and hairy arms. He is wearing a gray hat, blue long sleeved button up, white undershirt. brown pants, and brown shoes. Lastly he has black eyes.]

#comp hoarding character #unspecified character #chronic allergies character #Bob's Burgers #Bob's Burgers teddy #disabled character of the day

[wanderingmind867]

I really relate to characters who are shy, lonely or neurotic. Because those three things are all things I suffer from. This is probably why Teddy and Gayle are the Bob's Burgers characters I feel I'm most like. they're both kind of lonely people, and I get it. It touches me on a soulful level. When I'm an adult, I'm pretty sure I'll be just like them. I just have that feeling.

This might also be why I like Nico di Angelo so much. He's another character who suffers from being very ostracised and lonely, something I've always understood all too well. I always feel lonely. If not for my dad, I'd probably be alone in this world. That's why I'm so depressed all the time. I don't want to be alone.

#shy #antisocial #lonely #loneliness #neurotic #neuroticism #autism #adhd #bob's burgers #percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo toa #bobs burgers #nico di angelo #teddy bobs burgers #Bob's burgers Teddy #Bob's burgers Gayle #Gayle bobs burgers

[allthingsobrien]

this is one of the best scenes in bob’s burgers and nobody can convince me otherwise

#linda belcher #bob belcher #teddy #bob’s burgers #this show is the best #i really love this scene #i live for linda and teddy being crazy raccoon people #oh a gay raccoon can't have babies? #i love you linda belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #tina belcher #video #text post

[alspacedout]

the most epic show ever?????

#bob's burgers #bobs burgers #bob belcher #teddy bobs burgers #apolgies i slammed through the whole series in a couple days so youll be seeing alot of this shit

[cursedbobs]

#bob's burgers #gene belcher #tina belcher #louise belcher #bob's burgers teddy #teddy tuesday #s7 ep17 zero larp thirty

[unclefathersantateddy]

Happy new year from my aspirational artist, rascalmath (Sam) on Instagram!!!

Sorry if I post Sam's work a lot, I just adore it sm and they are okay with reposts so why not ay! You all deserve to see their work because it is WHIMSICAL!!!!

#bobs burgers #bob's burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bobs burgers art #bob belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #tina belcher #teddy the handyman #new year #happy new year #2024 #rascalmath art

[cowboybuckleys]

#bobs burgers #bob's burgers #bobsburgersedit #teddy #linda belcher #i am teddy #* #q

[ordinaryschmuck]

Bob's Burgers Christmas Specials Ranked (So Far)

(Because, screw it. I already did the first two big holidays, might as well do the third)

#13. Yachty or Nice: I just don't vibe with this one. Jimmy being nice doesn't feel right, Bob helping him doesn't feel much better, and the kids trying to steal gifts doesn't seem like the brand of chaos they would do in Season Eleven. Maybe in the early seasons, but they moved past that nonsense. It'd be better if there were good jokes to carry the episode, but there's really not much there. Not a great episode OR special for me.

#12. Nice-Capades: I just don't vibe with this one either. The idea of the kids trying to get on the good side of a Mall Santa is funny on paper, but them doing an ice-capades show for him feels like a stretch and there's a lot of things that just HAPPEN to work out for them. And the jokes aren't really all that great either...Except for Bob buying calendars for the Mall Santa's nephew. That got a good laugh out of me. Everything else just kind of left me waiting for the episode to be over. But I did like the ending, both for the conclusion that Louise comes to on her own and the words Mall Santa gives her. It's warm, but not warm enough for this Christmas.

#11. Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins: I am more on Bob's side than Linda's. She has a good heart for wanting to help Chet, but Bob's right. The guy's loonier than a Looney Tune and I would have sent him out the door the second he said, "Oh, I used to be a mannequin." He does need help, but feeding into his mental illness isn't it. Though, I do like how the resolution the kids come to on their own without any nudges from Bob or Linda. And, yeah, that final punchline is hilarious. Came through in the end, but Chet's not a character I'm missing and it makes me glad that the Holiday specials are MOSTLY not canon.

#10. Better Off Sled: This one's more of a WINTER special instead of a Christmas one, but the vibe's definitely better than in "Nice-Capades" and "Yachty or Nice." I love Louise battling Logan, Rudy's cousin Mandy is one of the more enjoyable one-off characters, and Teddy's trauma over getting snowballed by a charitable Eagle Scout gets some good laughs. Even Linda's subplot of making scarfs, while not all that funny, does have a great payoff. So while the Christmas side of this special is an afterthought, it's enjoyable where it counts.

#9. The Last Gingerbread House on the Left: I love episodes where Mr. Fischoeder talks Bob into doing something for him. It always feels like Bob's making a deal with the Devil, with this incident being one of the tamer experiences Bob was more or less backed into. The cost is that the jokes aren't as strong, but the chaotic energy met with the colorful characters that are Mr. Fischoeder's "friends" lead to great entertainment and a beautifully chaotic ending. Even the subplot has a sweet twist ending that's full of Christmas cheer. How can you not love it?

#8. Die Card, or Card Trying: It's still about Christmas, sort of. It's in the window. It counts.

But seriously? This one has a few good jokes, a warm ending, and it's a highlight of Linda's best and worst qualities. She wants to show how much her family means to her and will go to great lengths for it. Only for the episode to show how those great lengths annoyed most of the family, but in a more realistic way. I'm pretty sure we've ALL had one moment when our moms pushed us to do something out of love and we just went along with it to avoid the headache of her complaining about it...No offense to Linda. Overall, it's a decent episode, and one with a good punchline in the end.

(Also, that montage of Belcher Christmas photos was adorable)

#7. Gene's Christmas Break: I just love the family working together to do something nice for Gene. They don't like his album, but they know it makes him happy so they go out of their way to help the best they can. Even the message about how music lives on even if the original version dies is kind of beautiful in a way, bringing a good vibe to a decent special. The Secret Santa subplot definitely screams filler, though, but it ends on a great note between Teddy and Mort, so I'm not complaining.

#6. Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas: A wonderful episode that shows just how caring Linda is and how willing she is to go the extra mile, even for someone she doesn't know. And while something like "Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins" can show how that's a bad thing, this shows the best side of Linda and her good will. Speaking of good will, how sweet is it that Louise and Gene stressed over their sister giving them GOOD gifts while they half-assed it? That's actually a pretty sweet conflict that shows how much these siblings care about each other. So, a lot of sweetness all around...Except for Linda's family showing up and being their worst selves. Thankfully there's some humor from Bob trying to avoid them that carries it.

#5. The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas: Okay, I guess we ARE having a Christmas special this year. Gosh dang it. Anyways, this one is pretty standard. Solid jokes, some good moments with the family, and John Roberts sounding the most Linda he's ever been. Linda talking to herself as she struggles to carry a Christmas tree is equal parts empathetic and hilarious, all of it carried (Ha-ha) by Roberts' performance. I also like how this one ends on a decent compromise that's bittersweet but still leaves everyone happy. It's good and cute.

#4. The Bleakening: What hurts this special are the songs, primarily in Part One. "The Bleakening" sets out to be a musical, but each song in Part One feels forced and too short, as if the writers cared more about making jokes instead of music. Which is fine, music isn't Bob's Burgers' strong suit as they're all mostly short yet full of charm anyway. But for a musical two-parter, nothing really stands out enough. That is until Part Two, where we get a decent reprise, a chilling song from Teddy, and "Twinkly Lights," which might be the biggest, LGBTQA+ friendly Christmas song I've ever heard. Honestly, give it a listen. And know that while Part One is slow as it builds up to this big conclusion, Part Two satisfies beyond expectations with a decent twist that delivers all it sets out to do. So while the first half was rough, at least it ended on a high note (Ha-ha-ha).

#3. Christmas in the Car: Lot of great jokes in this one, especially the subplot of Teddy being stuck in the fridge. There's also some slight intensity of the family being chased by a candy cane truck, making the situation tense AND funny because...it's a candy cane truck. And the ending's also equally warm and hilarious, which tends to be this show's specialty. A solid special and episode, probably one to show to friends and family if you want them to get into the series.

#2. Father of the Bob: Gosh dang it, this one is perfect. It's the one special I want to be considered canon because the story of Bob and Big Bob's relationship opens so many layers of Bob's passion and why he fights so hard to be interested in his kids' passions...even if they sometimes drive HIM crazy. And the resolution Bob and Big Bob come to really cuts deep, showing that while their relationship is still kind of strained, they love each other with Big Bob being proud of his son. I can't help but love it, even if there are SOME issues like the kids screwing around in the basement until they accidentally found the thing to help Bob's relationship with his father. There's not much good jokes there, but the story between Bob and Big Bob carries things anyway.

#1. The Plight Before Christmas: You all knew this was going to be #1. This special...gosh dang it. I love that the main conflict of it is Bob and Linda struggling to be there for ALL of their kids' things. It's effective because, unlike the Griffins, the Smiths, and any other adult cartoon family that isn't The Simpsons, the Belchers all CARE and LOVE each other no matter how crazy one or two members of the family can be. There can be annoyances and brief moments of conflict, but this family loves one another and will do everything they can for each other while feeling disappointed that they couldn't. And then there's that ending. It is the warmest, kindest, tear-jerkingest ending the show ever did, making this episode not only the best Christmas special, but quite possibly the best episode of the entire series.

And that's it. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate. May your holidays be as warm and caring with your family as it is with The Belchers.

#bob's burgers #bob belcher #linda belcher #louise belcher #gene belcher #tina belcher #bob's burgers teddy #calvin fischoeder #christmas

[technovillain]

bobburger requests from instagram ^_^

#the comfort show ever to me maybe????? #i am having such a great time #yes i will tag all the characters here we go. #bob's burgers #marshmallow bobs burgers #linda belcher #louise belcher #regular sized rudy #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #zeke bobs burgers #teddy bobs burgers #miss labonz #gene belcher #i needed this as a drawing exercise too bc i have not drawn normal humans in ages #my long term psychonauts + another story hyperfixations had destroyed my normal human drawing abilities lolol