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rapidashrider · 6 months
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The agonising feel when a character tag is full of shipping that you Simply Do Not Vibe With. The solution is, naturally, to keep scrolling. But the wince, the WINCE.
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exoflash · 3 months
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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teaboot · 7 months
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Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went
Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"
Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"
Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid
I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like
"Am I a pretty boy?"
There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun
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cryptixotic · 2 months
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Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh
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nedlittle · 1 year
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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...
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thatcerealkiller · 2 months
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“My blood thirsty friend.”
🔥 commission by poof on twitter 🔥
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taffywabbit · 10 months
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reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
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marmorenshud · 6 months
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nice thing of the day is that yesterday I changed my bike tyre all by myself !!! but there was a little bump from the inner tube and I couldn't get it out myself so I went to a bike store to ask for help and a really nice strong handsome man helped me push it in place for free
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wizzard890 · 1 year
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before twitter goes, here's my favorite tweet of all time
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eyes-of-nine · 3 months
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hey mq your rival is kinda cute tbh😌👉👈
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leverage-ot3 · 11 days
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mochipong · 3 months
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You, and not the state of you
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tireironmybeloved · 9 months
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"It's just a nosebleed, don't panic!"
angsty first meetings; accepting!
He's not sure if she's trying to reassure him, or herself, but he can't blame her either way. It's a startling amount of blood covering his mouth and chin, dripping further down his neck and chest. Trying to stop the flow sends an awful pain radiating through his face, but there's no obvious crunching or shifting to say it's broken. Most likely just bruised then. A small mercy. Seems being seated on the outside of things was a stroke of luck after all.
There's smoke and debris still filling the air as he tries to assess the situation, but first thing is checking on her. "Not panicking. If I start getting dizzy we can worry about it then. Are you okay?" He'd tried to cover her as best he could when the chaos started, trusting his body armor to take the brunt and his own bulk to soak up most of the rest to keep her small form from being blasted. But he knew from personal experience that there was only so far all of that could go. "I don't see any marks, but does anything feel stiff or strange?"
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soapbubbles511 · 1 month
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Stede: Is this alright? 🥺👉👈
Ed: 🥹🫠🫠
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abilai · 3 months
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And then I learned the truth, how everything good in life seems to lead back to you…
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inknose · 1 month
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happy valentines day!! they're really like this.
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