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[crazy-dark-rainbow]

Yuzu: So, what's it like dating my brother?

Grimmjow: Once, I asked him for water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.

Grimmjow: I love him.

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[tvvojstary]

Funny, haha, did you laugh? I laughed.

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[timetravellingshinigami]

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[nonoel-28]

Ichigo, walking into his room: Hello, people who do not live here.

Renji: Hey.

Rangiku: Hi.

Yumichika: Hello.

Ikkaku: Hey!

Toshiro: *nods head in greeting*

Ichigo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Rukia: We were out of Doritos.

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[your-local-hollow-lover]

Aizen, to the Espadas: Listen, I'm gonna need you to swear

Grimmjow: F U C K

Aizen:

Aizen: *sharp inhale*

Aizen: I'm gonna need you to promise

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[basilsimp43]

Kenpachi: You remind me of the ocean.

Mayuri: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Kenpachi: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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[bluemglory]

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[probablydumbfandomheadcanons]

*talking about how to get Ichigo and Orihime together*

Chad: Shh, here comes Orihime!

Ichigo: Quick, Uryuu, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Uryu: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Ichigo: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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[fluffykitkat]

Ichigo: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...

Urahara: I just wanna fucking marry Yoruichi!! LOOK AT HER SHES BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING LET ME MARRY HER

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[skullywullypully]

Ichigo: You know, Orihime gives Ulquiorra flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Grimmjow: Okay.

*Later*

Grimmjow: *gives Ulquiorra flowers*

Ulquiorra: ???

Grimmjow: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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[diamondkaz]

Kidnapper [on phone]: we have your son.

Nanao: I don't have a son

Kidnapper: then who the heck just asked for his blanket and a kiss on the forehead

Nanao: omg you have Kyoraku

Ukitake, crying in the background: OH NO SHUNSUI CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT HIS GOODNIGHT KISS

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[crazy-dark-rainbow]

Ichigo: Shouldn’t it be, “You saved my life, now I owe it to you”?

Grimmjow: No. In the opposite direction. You saved my life and now I’m your problem. I do not like this? Kill me.

Ichigo: But-

Grimmjow: God wanted me dead and now you can find out why.

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[withoutalice]

What does that even mean???

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[timetravellingshinigami]

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[nonoel-28]

Uryuu: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Orihime: I don't know how to do that.

Chad: I don't wear a watch.

Ichigo: Time is a construct.

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[idkwhattoputhere26]

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