friend captioned the text as pariging so i had to do what i had to do
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Not Chrollo making illumi introduce himself like he’s a first-grader that just moved to a new school
AND THIS—
CHROLLO’S DISAPPOINTMENT THAT ILLUMI ONLY JOINED BECAUSE HISOKA ASKED.
THE TROUPE’S DEADPAN SILENCE AFTER ILLUMI TELLS THEM ABOUT HIS MURDER CRUSH
ENGAGEMENT RING OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT BE A MISTRANSLATION
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What the heck is going on on the Black Whale with Hisoka, Illumi and the Phantom Troupe
(Based on ideas and theories I saw and also my own dumb brain)
Illumi was actually Hisoka disguised as Illumi. His powered-up nen now allows him to be able to completely camouflage himself under layers of Bungee Gun and Texture Surprise.
Illumi was Illumi, but the Hisoka we see later going to the movies and talking to Hinrigh was actually Chrollo im disguise for some reasons (I've read and watched an explanation for this theory and I thought it did somewhat make sense but honestly I forgor and I'm not a fan of this theory)
Illumi and Hisoka are actually just themselves and they are eeally actually going to attempt killing the other, and potentially kill each other for fun, because they're fucked up gay murderous husbands. If Illumi dies Hisoka will not actually miss him but he'd have had the best fight of jos life after Chrollo. If Hisoka dies Illumi will first pretend he doesn't miss him, but very slowly descends into a more and more unhinged and unstable mental state, because he killed his only friend, the one he strayed fr the path of the assassin for (because of? Thanks to?)
Illumi is a double agent pretending he joined the Phantom Troupe to help them kill Hisoka. In that case: either Illumi actually also wants to kill Hisoka, but before this they have a little game of whack-a-Spider, or Illumi is fully on Hisoka's side and intends to help him squashing all the Spiders, going as far as ending up saying "Zoldycks aren't allowed to kill each other", referring to their marriage and the fact that Hisoka is now technically a Zoldyck.
Togashi will surprise all of us with something that absolutely no one even considered.
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New ao3 post!
Chapter 2 will be out tommorow!
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BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
hhhhh i wanna boop his nose
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Hunter x Hunter playlists masterpost!
I keep talking about my playlists for too long and too often so here they are in their glory!
Living a nightmare on black whale playlists
Collection of 3 now finished playlists each for the three of the most stressed characters on the goddamn ship, all of them have made up storylines of what could happen to them from chapter 391 to the ship sinking:
Chrollo
Kurapika
Theta
All these are finished, lot's of sad and angry songs with water motives and drowning.
Having a blast on black whale
Tserriednich
Literally what the title says, it was created as contrast to the previous three playlists. Combination of aggressive songs (sometimes later found they are about actual serial murderers lmao) and classic old love songs. Needs polishing.
Just chilling on the black whale
Morena
More chill (compared to the other ones) goth playlist. Lot's of Cocteau Twins, Swans and Eistürzende Neubauten.
Black whale instrumentals to feel dread to
Here, far from finishing but it will be collection of instrumentals with industrial vibe AND my heart will go on by céline dion
Misc - very far from finished
Pariston
Ging
Killua
Leorio
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I love that the Cannibalism and the Moby Dick stuff are referred to as the Cannibalism Incident/White Whale Incident in canon. The Agency has so many different Incidents that they need to name them all. I imagine that they fight over giving titles to all their stupid little battles and they have to refer to them in their reports.
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