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royalreef · 10 months
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       SHE SHOULD HAVE COOKED SOMETHING, MADE SOMETHING! Of course she didn’t know Aaravi was coming back to prepare, but what kind of trophy wife is she, not even having something warm and delicious for her ul’kiha to come back to? It’s not like she can ask her serfs to make something either, she’s gotten too far out of that habit, and it’s not the same anyways!
      A gift, maybe? Anything??? She’s too excited, she can’t think straight! Not that that was ever an option anyways.
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tiredead-a · 1 year
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he's frankly had enough. personals get the fuck away from this post thanks
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spkyscry-a · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush​ replied: For the first time on this blog, Hope is concerned.
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“And why. Might. That. Be, Hope Halko?”
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ravenouswreckage · 9 months
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@biteyourcrush​ replied to your post:
Oh like she hasn't seen Aaravi's collection of novelty weapon-shaped strap-ons before ;Y
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       “But those are fun and enjoyable and cool!!!! And we share in a mutual enjoyment of them! And it is not a display of tender vulnerability from myself to even admit my own enjoyment, from which I might face the brute force of judgement or the rending agony of rejection!”
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purrency · 10 months
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Someone still hasn’t spoken to her sister about a certain something that really should be talked about.
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fullcfphobias-a · 10 months
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HI VICKY HI ZOE HI HI HI!!
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@biteyourcrush​ replied: "FIRE WILL NEVER FUCK YOU AS GOOD AS I FUCK MIRANDA, SHITHEEL!" Aaravi has the megaphone, she is SHOUTING in it five feet away from Damien. Woe, Slayer be upon you.
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    Gee, thanks. Now he can actually hear her nonsense. Not that he even wants to. Give him one second to just take the ear plugs out.
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      “Aaravi...I COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT YOU AND MIRANDA’S SEX LIFE. NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT. NOW DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.” 
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chaosmultiverse · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush​ It Is Time For The Siblings.
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What that woman, the one whom claimed to be Aaravi’s wife had stuck in his head, that his sister had changed and had become married to a monster. That struck him as all very odd as hard to believe, so he’d take some advice he was given and just ask her himself.
As the front door to the apartment his sister had been calling home opened right away she’d be able to see him, he had turned the lights on and was leaning on a wall by a open window. He wasn’t armed nor did he seem hostile, he seemed in a rathe muted mood akin to when he was much younger and shyer.
“I didn’t realize that congrats were in order, from how I hear it, you’ve become married, to a monster no less.” It had been awhile since had seen her, it had been brief before, there was no chance to talk due to some nonsense involving some demon from Camp Spooky and he had had to depart quickly as it became clear tying to fight with Camp Spooky wasn’t gong well, so all that to say; it’d been a long time since they really talked.
Salil casually walked though the room, taking note of any pictures to be found about the place, trying to see just how much he had missed.
“Well, that is if what I heard is true, after all you must admit how odd a tale it sounds to belong to a Slayer.”
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Actual feedback from early readers about Pearl Sky.
“Okay, but the bite marks in the smexy scenes don’t line up with the ones the hero is bragging about later. Let’s discuss.”
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g4ostt0wn · 1 year
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I love biting people I am just a feral little guy
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ignamira · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush​ @chaosmultiverse​
“Guys? Hey guys?”
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“What does this mean?”
“What the fuck does this mean, you two?”
“WHY IS THE OZ FACTOR SETTLING IN?!”
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royalreef · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush @spkyscry
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prankmasterz · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush​ replied to your post:
LOOKING AT DR FRANCESCA "BUILD-A-BODY" SCHMIDT WITH HER ACTUAL LITERAL SPECIALIZATION IN THAT SORT OF NECROMANCY. LOOKING AT POLLY. LOOKING BACK AT DR MOM. *LOOKING AT POLLY-* 
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      “ .......... Girl, don’t get me wrong or anything, but I do not want a bod like Vick’s. Like, she’s nice and all, no disrespect — but that’s not me. Yeah, yeah, I know beggars can’t be choosers, I don’t have many options here, but like... You know. I’d rather fuckin’ not.”
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spkyscry-a · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush replied: *ominous  giggling in the distance*
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Unnerving...
@playnights​ replied: "I couldn’t try it on even just for a TEENSY second?" Vicky is here.
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“...Mmm... maybe... for just... a second..” Alas, she is a sucker for cute faces and being asked nicely. The fool.
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atropaanimus · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush "... and this is *shocking* information?" -AARAVI, RUDE!
"Oh no, not to me. Gods no. When your boss rises to power during a time where powerful women were condemned as witches, it's plain as day to everyone BUT her."
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"It would be more shocking if you told me a certain something but-" And there was an arm around you Aaravi, you had to open your mouth. "since you are here, you can help me break the news over your Mom's head."
And that wasn't a request.
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dizzyizzyharper · 1 year
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@biteyourcrush​ said: "SING WITH ME! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease sing with me, Izzy~?" -She's using the EYES, NOT EVEN A MOMENT'S WARNING 
Oh shit. Oh damn. Izzy wasn’t even registering the face. The eyes weren’t even factored into the situation here. Vicky may not have understood the gravity of what she just said. The words were all she needed.
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Normally the harpy would be terrified of singing with another person because of hypnotic power reasons but Vicky just asked Izzy to sing with her.
She already had her guitar in hand in an instant. This was not a hard song to cover at all.
“Workin' hard to get my fill ♪” “Everybody wants a thrill ♪”
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