#bisexuals like everyone

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: i’m gay

James: that’s cool mate

James: everyone has gay thoughts though

Remus:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: boy do i have news for you

#i love the trope of bisexuals not realizing that not everyone has gay thoughts #it’s so funsies #this was basically inspired by the hand that feeds #my first fic i read 😍 #there was a scene kinda like this but i def think it was diff #i barely remember #marauders era #marauders #james potter #sirius black #bisexual james potter #remus lupin #james & peter & remus & sirius #hp marauders #marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes

[xumoonhao]

pride web badges 💖

#finally ...here they all are!!! #happy pride everyone <<<333 #my art #web badges #ok to reblog!!! #pride 2023 #i really tried so hard on all of these and i hope they look good🤧 #guess i should add. like. other tags for visibility <3 #gay #queer #bisexual #lesbian #asexual #agender #aromantic #bigender #genderfluid #genderqueer #nonbinary #transgender #okie done now!!! #also i am. so very sorry not all the non gifs say pride or have hearts but i couldnt fit it on all of them :c #thats what the gifs are for tho <3 everyone gets a gif!!! #free to use btw!!!

[fischiee]

the best part of rvb is when they refer to tex by he/him pronouns for like 2 episodes and church just rolls with it

#im ignoring the part where after church says she everyone freaks out bc shes a girl thats not canon. to me. #they're just like “he's so badass i can't believe he stole your girlfriend church he's so cool” and church is just like yeah ok sure #he was playing the pronoun game just thinking “did she change her pronouns???” #bisexual church has been canon from day 1 fight me about it #rvb #red vs blue #agent texas #leonard church #rvb chex

[the-woman-upstairs]

In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss #there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom #i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media #the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it��s OVER for her in fandom lol #i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch #but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself #while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her #this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with #don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude #like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol

[800db-cloud]

i’ve been informed that i should post this comic that i made in 2 seconds

#pikmin #captain olimar #olimar #louie pikmin #pikmin louie #era.png #its like the ‘everyone’s at least a little bisexual right?’ ‘…no?????’ #do u understand what i mean

[imfinereallyy]

Steve didn’t think much about what gender to like for years. It just always kind of been women for him so he didn’t think too deeply about it. It wasn’t until Eddie Munson that he re-evaluated. And it wasn’t during the Upside Down or anything. No, it’s six months later when they are smoking a joint together during a an older kids hang and he realizes how soft Eddie’s lips look.

Steve just thinks, huh well that’s different like no panic at all, just curiosity. So in front of everyone he interrupts Eddie mid rant and asks “Hey Eds, can I try something?” And Eddie says of course, cause why would he think anything of it.

Steve just kisses him. Right there. In front of everyone. Eddie is shocked cause holy shit what, his crush is kissing him. And Steve just pulls back and nods with a “Yea okay. Guess you do it for me too.” And kisses Eddie again.

Eddie is enthusiastic about kissing him back.

#steddie #Robin is just sitting there like “right in front of my salad? #Nancy is confused but supportive #argyle and Jon just say nice #everyone is out except Steve and Nancy #well I guess now Steve is #Steve just likes hot people #bisexual steve harrington #gay Eddie Munson #fluff #writing prompt #steddie headcanon #stranger things

[onesidedradiostatic]

On velvette giving the flags presentation: I headcannon that velvette first realised they seriously needed to have the flags talk asap after Vox was bitching over an interview he had about one of his new shows being nonsense because they kept asking about 'bisexual lighting' and 'pan-coded' scenes and how wierdos were threatening to boycott the show just for him not condoning cookware fetishism. There would be some fast backpedalling and PR management for the VoxTek.

(p.s I love your doodles <3)

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GRRRRRR these goddamn QUEERS and their BISEXUAL LIGHTING and PAN-CODED scenes

sorry I blacked out when I saw "bisexual lighting" because it just makes me think about how vox is coloured in bisexual in the poison scene (I'm pretty sure it's intentional too like there was NO reason for him to have ANY purple on him)

but that's funny LMASKDSOGKOSFH yes... "what fucking cookware-coded scenes are they talking about velvette. and what kind of lighting even represents hermaphrodites????" and velvette's like "oh my god I forgot I was with a bunch of fossils" and starts the presentation

(also thanks!! hehe <3)

#ask #osrs.txt #should I tag staticmoth just for that poison screenshot skdkflhll #fun fact since I watched episode 4 first that fucking scene was the first proper look I got at vox #that scene definitely made me go 🏳️‍🌈???? are they a thing??? #staticmoth #voxval #the vees #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette #also with the bisexual lighting here and the bi screen crash in stayed gone #feel like the animators really want everyone know vox is bi #bisexual #pansexual

[turtleblogatlast]

Don’t think I ever quite said what my LGBTQ+ headcanons are for the boys, so these are my current thoughts! Always changing of course but this is what I feel most strongly right now.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #donnie and leo’s sexualities being practically swapped was unintentional but it works way too well #same with mikey and raph tbh it was a happy accident #anyway I kinda hc raph as the type who doesn’t care about physical appearance just if you fight lol #Mikey’s more than happy with friends and family #Donnie is a BIG romantic but he needs time to sus a person out fully before he gets the hots for them #leo meanwhile isn’t keen on romance unless it’s with someone he grows to really really REALLY trust #I could go on and probably will later (knowing me) but it is late and I am tired haha #turtle art tag #curious as to what everyone else headcanons #the only one of these I’ll defend forever is Bi (female-leaning) donnie and trans leo #all the others can change over time but I really like where they’re sitting right now #I hope these are the right flags too because it was kinda hard to find them #went looking for transmasc flag in particular but I couldn’t find a solid agreed upon version 😭 #ngl a big part of why I hc mikey as aro is because of a pun #my phone often misspells aromantic as aromatic and- and you get it- because aromatic herbs and- and Mikey is a chef do YOU GET IT #note that while I hc leo as bisexual (male-leaning) I still think he’s prob closer to demi in that as well just not as far into the spectrum #if that makes sense #headcanons are fun and hard to narrow down at the same time alas #I made this in like an hour can you tell djjdjd #I drew them all from memory so if there’s anything wrong…shhh #and if you’re wondering for April and Splinter #Both are Bisexual (female-leaning) but April is also Panromantic #I almost wanna make Splinter demiromantic too so Big Mama’s betrayal hits just a bit harder

[poeticsapphicism]

Barbie: So this is my boy friend Ken and these are Ken’s boyfriends Ken, Ken and Allan

Barbie: Aaaand over here we have my beautiful wife Gloria and Gloria’s husband…uhh…

Barbie, whispering to Gloria: What’s his name again?

Gloria, gazing lovingly at Barbie: That’s not important

#barbie #yes i separated the words ‘boy’ and ‘friend’ in the beginning bc barbie is a LESBIAN she likes WOMEN #and ken just SCREAMS bisexual to me #everyone in this movie is gay what even is heterosexuality #incorrect quotes #incorrect barbie quotes #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #cinema #barbie x gloria #gloria x barbie #barbiegloria

[bekkachaos]

I really fucking felt it when mr farouk said "when you don't figure out you're gay until your late 20s you miss out on those beautiful gay teenage things"

#i wish i had a show like this when i was a teenager #i literally didn't realise or accept/acknowledge that i was bi until i was in my 20s #i just thought everyone felt the way i did #heartstopper #bisexuality #i literally love this show

[akairokara]

i love zosan truthers they will set a fic IN saobody post time skip with a tender zosan reunion fully ignoring the fact that sanji needed a lifesaving operation because he started haemorrhaging blood from the nose over the sight of a woman

#zosan #like i fully get it but i love the war between oda’s ultra straight sanji and everyone else’s openly bisexual sanji #one piece

[lokiiied]

all i am asking is they complete the edgy queer signalling starter pack with jamie bc IMAGINE

#he knew he’d be too powerful if he showed up w the black nails #i love how he has just become visibly more bisexual with every season #he is embracing all of the visible stereotypes #i just know he listens to taylor too #waiting for colin to come out to the team and everyone’s like omg and jamie’s just like uh you guys have terrible gaydars #lmaoo imagine #jamie tartt #ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #colin hughes

[alaynestone]

SHIP PARALLELS: sam's women & dean's men .

#it's a rule #spnedit #deanedit #bisexual!dean #queer!dean #to be clear i do personally choose to headcanon sam as bisexual as well but the show is giving nothing in that department outside of sd #meanwhile with dean it's so obvious and consistent we even know what kind of men he likes #samedit #samdeanedit #supernatural #whatever this is #dean x everyone #sam x everyone #* #and yes i did crack myself up when i chose that deangordon scene

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad #because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid #i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back #i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades #i might be able to snag a short nap before work #but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen #WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE #well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway #OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal. #anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently #emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it #and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry #so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever? #and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this?? #also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m #so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point #anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari #after escaping her british nobility life #and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course. #and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known #and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates. #and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time #also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w #but at least he’s still obsessed with her #this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either. #ml #anna rambles #asks

[thatsmyassbrostop]

thanks for the vote of confidence

#south park #stan marsh #sp stan #randy marsh #sharon marhs #bisexual #lmao Stan's prolly gonna be the last to accept he's a bottom meanwhile everyone else is like “we know” #I feel like other than with kyle or maybe nichole he's really more suited for that role #suggestive #thatsmyartbrostop

[cock-holliday]

While I do think the internet has the unique opportunity to amplify brain-poisoning, I wish discourse wasn’t so heavily split into “online vs irl” when it’s much more an issue of…exclusionary politics and idpol hierarchy brainrot.

“This doesn’t happen offline” the problem is, it does. Because people who captain themselves the arbiter of validity on tumblr dot org are possibly also going to be a self-righteous dorkass at your DEI training, or when organizing lesbian night at the bar, or being president of a queer org on campus, or running LGBT orgs people rely on for survival. Many of the most exclusionary queer spaces were made offline first. Offline spaces organized by young folks from online spaces with no grasp of offline history are going to be just as rife with “terminally online” takes as any website.

Your local steel mill line is both likely to be violently homophobic out of bigoted ignorance AND supremely immune to microidentity politics because it means absolutely nothing to Joe Factory, who will shrug and go “hey man whatever makes you happy.”

Your liberal arts college is both likely to be aware of the niche politics of queer identity and will have heard of and be welcoming to your set of neopronouns AND will find new and cruel ways to be bigoted while smiling in your face because their flavor of queer is celebrated by the city mayor and so LGBT-phobia (please don’t say q***r) ended with marriage equality.

LGBT community that refuses intersectional lenses will always be rife with bigotry, both directed at minorities within this space and indirectly hitting people they think belong (ie assigning masculinity to Black queer women due to racism but then also exhibiting butchphobia/antimasculism at all masculine women, man-hating directed at cis men to “punch up” being weaponized against trans folks, etc)

Cishet society is still not safe for LGBT people, but has gotten better in some areas and worse in others as visibility has increased. Which means micro-infighting potentially is a non-issue in a space that is tolerant to other (more visible) forms of queerness, AND if there is a problem there with family friendly gays and lesbians then they will absolutely take issue with polyam genderfluid aces.

“In real life” has near nothing to do with it. If your space, online or in real life, is neither radically intentionally inclusive or tolerantly indifferent it’s gonna be bigoted—intentionally or not, queer or not.

#LJsm #‘this doesn’t happen irl’ #elder trans woman at the potluck called herself transsexual and young trans guys pitched a fit #elder trans man at a picnic asked why bother with bottom surgeries that weren’t phallo since #‘everyone’s goal is to look cis’ #he got chewed out by younger trans guys #went to a lesbian night at a bar that flipped shit over bisexuals being there #know a trans woman who speaks at terf events shitting on trans people #also idk if people forgot but you can still very much get murdered irl #like online has so many issues but that doesn’t make offline easy either—especially for folks who cannot even be out as mainstream queers #and none of this is to say ‘oh online is way safer than offline’ #just that the split is misleading because it has less to do with where the space is and more what are the values/goals/tone of the space