#bird pun intended

[dilutedbeanibeans]

nurse man and bird man :]!!!! they’re both pretty simple concepts and they’re rough ideas for my megaman horror-ish concept!!!

nurse is a pretty chill going guy, he’s polite and is one of the first bots to work in a hospital!!!! he’s a first responder and mostly works as an assistant. his “hair” is made out of the same metal alloy that yellow devil is made out of! it’s used to carry multiple patients at once, but should ALWAYS be kept away from open wounds and blood. he can manipulate it freely. he only wishes the best for humans and is best friends with another human nurse in the hospital he works at!!

bird is a mass produced model and mostly used for a number of things! transportation, surveillance, and more!! this particular bird man though never speaks (communicates through morse) and is polite as well, they communicate through their big gestures and they want to be a real bird and have real feathers! they also have an interest in angels and their beauty

gore + blood under cut

meat man and angel man

after fusing too many human parts with his metal hair, it started to slowly gradually change into what you see now. meat can still manipulate it freely and also started having certain cravings….

angel became obsessed with being unique, and started picking off the feathers of any white bird they found and sticking them on their wings. they wanted to beautiful and angelic and stand out from their other models

#There’s more to each of their stories if anyone is interested!!! #I just didn’t want to dump everything all in here cuz it would’ve been a long ass post😭😭😭 #but if ppl like them then idk I guess I’ll talk abt em!!! #I have meats/nurses story all fleshed out (pun not intended) but im still working on angel/bird #the whole idea of this horror au ig is robots that deviate from their original programming #kind of like mavericks?? but they want to change their whole appearance and/or programming #they are NOT built by dr wily #or any of the doctors we know in the series #megaman #megaman oc #nurse man #meat man #nurseman #meatman #birdman #bird man #angelman #angel man #not a art tag

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Furry Showdown

(I'm defining furry as a being/Stand clearly inspired by an animal while still having humanoid features, not counting full animals that have human consciousness such as Iggy)

#you have my girlfriend to blame or thank for this one #ill be surprised if killer queen doesnt win this by a landslide #but im personally rooting for diego or maybe magician's red #its a hot bird (pun only kind of intended) #magician's red #jjba anubis #jjba red hot chili pepper #jjba chili pepper #jjba killer queen #jjba made in heaven #diego brando #scary monsters #jjba scary monsters #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable #stone ocean #steel ball run #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba

[existencebringsonlypain]

OH FUCK DESS IS SHORT FOR DECEMBER AND THAT'S WHY NOELLE FROZE UP I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND

#PUN NOT INTENDED I PROMISE #god. noelle just be acing her spelling be and then her dead sister's name pops up #so the bitchy bird wins instead #damn. i thought it was just anxiety. no that's genuinely like trauma #christ #deltarune #noelle holiday #noelle deltarune #noelle #dess #dess holiday #december holiday #i wont tag just december cus that'll glog tags #cw caps #if anyone cares lol #existenceunrelateds

[sass-squat]

Wooooo! We’re at the halfway point! Sky, Twilight, Four, and Wind have already been posted but more are soon to follow! 🤗

#loz #linkeduniverse #winged au #linked universe #legend of zelda #loz link #lu time #lu warriors #lu legend #lu hyrule #lu wild #damn. time flies when you’re having fun #(pun intended) #but I’ll most likely continue this series even after everyone is done #I’m DMing a campaign soon where all the players are Avariel (winged elves) so I have a feeling this hyperfixation isn’t leaving #so brace yourselves for a lot of birds

[wigglewigglewigglenot]

Only 1 row left on the gen 1 cross stitch!!! New Pokémon are Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, and Articuno!

Only 7 more to go, 144/151 gen 1 Pokémon complete! :D

#cross stitch #embroidery #wip #pokemon #pokémon #articuno turned out soooooo cool (pun intended) #also I love snorlax #it’s hard to believe that all that’s left are the other two birds the dragonite line mewtwo and mew!! #I can’t wait to finish and take a picture of the whole thing!!! #it’s been an incredible 13 month project so far :D

[pa-pa-plasma]

I think I asked before, but I know fotpod is your crow/corvid Danny fic, but what’s the full name? Thanks. ❤️

honestly I'm so used to calling it FOtPoD I sometimes forget that's not an actual word & that. a lot of people probably have no idea what I'm talking about xD

it stands for Flying Over the Pit of Death & Danny's actually a black-billed magpie in it, though he does have crow friends (pics for birb reference)

one sec I wrote a whole thing on my DP side blog, daddyplasmius. okay it's here> [LINK] if you wanted to read my rambling about this project (& my FOtPoD memes)

#currently still writing this thing. started on Control Freaks. also brainstorming for Memory Blank & My Brother's Keeper #you'd think it'd be easy to make an AU as simple as ''no one knows bird au'' but it really isnt. Danny is bird. how he use thermos?? #don't ask me cuz i've been winging it the whole time lol #pun intended #idk when FOtPoD is getting finished but I'll probs start posting before that happens anyways just cause #my writing has been postponed though due to. uh. finding a kitten in the woods in September. & family issues as well #getting back on track but like. this fic is gonna be Large. multi multi multi chapter. 60 of em. this is gonna be Shadow of a Doubt big #I have lots of big scenes done i just need to connect them & also write the scenes i have planned but havent written #also writing a meme murder mystery fic i was paid the equivalent of 1 (one) cornchip for (as I requested) so am also working on that too #also (& this one is the most important) i need to play (& for once in my life finish) spore. right now.

[plumes-merry-critters]

Magpie inspecting Fresh Cut Grass

#magpie #corvid #corvids are best birds #Critical Role/Bells Hells pun intended #bird photography #urban bird #city bird

[quirkybird]

You've been reblogging hornier posts recently

Some do make me 👀💦

Some I view more in an artistic lens (colors blended, medium choice, style used)

Some are also gifts for friends (this made me think of someone, I will give them an easier time finding it if not already)

Many just make me laugh and snicker

#the orb ponders #perhaps the birds I have flocked with have rubbed off on me #pun not intended

[mothershipwreck]

✨ Karl & Buttons 4ever! ✨

(Sound on!)

#our flag means death #ofmd #buttons #karl is the bird #ofmd animation #shitty animation #pun intended #cloaca maxima #moth’s own art tag

[oleanteri]

can hoothoot have a regional variant based on snow owls?

I'd love that!! Snow owls are very cool, and I don't think we have a pokemon based on them?

In fact, I don't think we really have ice type birds at all... They'd be so cool!!

#ole ask #a friend of mine is a big bird enthusiast #its influenced me haha #she'd be very happy about a snow owl pokemon ^^ #also oop that pun was not intended lol

[juergenklopp]

Fir…..that is!! the wrong blade you’re studying!!!!!

YOU DID NOT SEE ANYTHING yes we should be focused on greasing poles I know I know

#No pun intended...? #This is how we can win the Super Bowl: Cho ogling and gameday baking. Trust! #GO BIRDS #.asks #Fio #maranello #In case you haven't noticed we are losing our goddamn minds

[getosbf]

why is every version of him so peggable tho

#Howl my baby bird #pun intended #howl's moving castle #howl jenkins pendragon #howl pendragon

[snekdood]

#videos #fave #so like. #my theory is that they went from australia to antarctica to south america #bc if u look at the earth from that angle i mean.... stuff wasnt *too* far apart back then #and im p sure they coulda made boats if they needed to #idk. but im sure its like. hard to find fossils in antarctica tho #or ig they coulda made 'rafts' but i remain unconvinced that humans didnt have the capacity to make boat like things sooner #i mean hey. a particularly calm weather season. a sufficient way across the ocean. whos to say it simpossible? #temporary land bridges made of ice.......... yakno #im definitely not an archeologist but yeah idk i just think it coulda happened :0 #so its easier for me to speculate since im not but like idk. i think ppl under estimate the intelligence of ancient humans #i mean fuck ppl are always assuming that birds n monkeys n shit got to certain islands by 'natural rafts'. if a human can make a spear im p #sure a raft isnt that fuckin hard #and upon looking it up looks like humans could build rafts like 800000 years ago #idk maybe the reason we cant find these ancient humans is bc antarctica is like a death zone that maybe only a few humans made it across #modern humans are so up our own asses about our technology that we think its just aGAHTTA be impossible for ancient humans to have done #anything meanginful until they became what we understand as 'humans'. #im in the boat (no pun intended) of hominids are smarter than we think #also animals are smarter than we think in general. we modern humans just suck our own dicks too much to notice

[oumu-omu]

lorve the way u draw jason's hair not only is it very accurate bc of bed head/helmet hair, it also looks like a bird's nest (pun intended, heh) have a good day

you got my point 😉

#jason todd #red hood #tim drake #fanart #that's his unofficial sidekick #other one is just following #love his curly hair

[bunjywunjy]

Are bears just.... undomesticatable

My friend and I were talking about it today, how humans will pet anything and domesticate anything even remotely friend shaped...so what happened with bears?

I mean we tamed wolves and big cats (domesticated themselves but ya know) oxen, deer and birds, wild boar....why never did we make tiny lovable bears?

well, the shortest answer to that is that domestication isn't really something we did TO animals, it's a process that happens over time that requires work from both ends! it's a two-way-street, so to speak.

see, for domestication to really work, the domesticated species has to actually need something from humans that they then get when they enter a partnership with us.

for dogs? companionship, food, shelter, safety of the group, and assistance with child rearing and territory defense.

for cats? access to a steady food supply, shelter and safe places to rear their young, companionship.

for horses? protection, safety and shelter, healing of injuries and illnesses, and a constant sense of reassurance.

for livestock animals like cows, pigs, and goats? guaranteed safety, healing of injuries and illnesses, assurance of producing young in a safe place, and an eventual swift mostly-painless death free of the agonies of the wilder food chain.

but bears?

bears don't want anything from us. bears don't NEED anything from us. they'll eat our trash, but they're just as happy pulling salmon out of a river somewhere.

they don't have any use for human protection or shelter. they'll eat you if they think it's a valid option on the table. (pun intended)

so no, no matter how much you might like a domesticated grizzly to cuddle up to on cold nights, they're just not interested and so it will never happen.

and that's okay! there are some animals that we just don't have anything to offer to, and it's good to acknowledge that.

bears belong in the wild.

#cursed biology

[plumes-merry-critters]

Pigeon looking for treats in Fresh Cut Grass

#pigeon #Critical Role/Bells Hells pun intended #bird photography #birdwatching #city bird #urban bird