#biology humour

[magnetothemagnificent]

Botulinum Toxin is so weird.

She's like... I'm the deadliest toxin known to man.

I'm favoured by celebrities as an anti-aging injection.

I can help with migraines and muscle spasms.

Get yourself a girl who can do everything.

#botulinumtoxin #botulinum toxin #biology posting #biology #biology humour #botulism

[pinnacle-pixel]

I took biology because I hated doing sums and endless geometry but my practical files and lab work is endless 😭🤡

#pixie's life #Biology humour #I am so sleepy lmao

[sub-at-omicsteminist]

#Thank you John Kennedy for the most amusing thing I’ve read this week #science #stem #funny #Twitter #stemblr #meme #memes #Twitter meme #humour #scientists #humor #oranges #orange #physics #chemistry #biology #tw choking #tw vomiting

[flyingkoalaandsloths]

credit: paul white

#found on twitter #biology #animals #humour #funny jokes

[evolooka]

Photographer capture a real life "Angry Bird"

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#animal #biology #bird #camping #comedy #humour #joke #meme #nature #organism #science #wildlife #wonderful

[mindblowingscience]

A boisterous young chimpanzee slaps an adult in his family on the back, then scampers away and looks back to see the response to his cheekiness. Nothing yet, so the young chimp Azibo rolls back and dishes out another slap, this time provoking a reaction: the distracted adult waves a half-hearted swipe in his direction, shooing the troublesome youth away—though not for long. This scene recorded at Leipzig Zoo in Germany is just one of many analyzed by scientists to show that great apes engage in playful teasing in a similar way to young human children.

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#Science #Animals #Biology #Evolution #Humour #Teasing #Jokes #Apes #Chimpanzees

[secondwheel]

Unfairness and sadness

#science #biology #phytoplankton #zoology #oxygen #studyblr #insidesjoke #memes #meme #funny #student memes #humour #humor #comedy #most popular

[nerdymemes]

#linguists are the real scientists #nerdy memes #memes #nerdy meme #nerd humour #nerdy #biology #chemistry #physics #maths #philosophy #linguistics

[troythecatfish]

#tumblr memes #memes #meme #meme humor #speculative biology #speculative evolution #speculative zoology #spec evo #specevo #specbio #spec bio #spec zoo #lol memes #lol #humor #humour #dank humor #dank memes #dankest memes #funny #funny shit #funny memes #ha ha funny #funny meme haha #funny meme xd #funny stuff #shitpost #funny post #art meme #art humor

[nothoward]

Fascinating Fact:

Seahorses are neither seas nor horses!!!

#fun #interesting #fascinating #fact #trivia #tidbit #sea #horse #seahorse #hippocampus #Ruth Wilson #Oceanography #marine #biology #nothing to do with Ruth Wilson #zoology #humour #humor

[crabmuseum]

Do you think you have the funniest crab joke in the world? Do you dream of holding a trophy above your head to a round of rapturous a-claws? 

Then don't be shellfish and enter the World's Funniest Crab Joke Competition! 

To shell-ebrate International Crab Day on 26th April, Crab Museum and Chump’s Comedy are teaming up to find the greatest crab gag in the entire world. But to do this they need the help of you, the crab loving public! 

Submissions are now open, and the shortlist will run the gauntlet of an expert panel of judges:

Panellists include: Sally Phillips, Harry Hill, Rose Matafeo, Phil Wang, No Such Thing As A Fish podcast, Mike Stirling (Director of Mischief at Beano), Ella Al-Shamahi, Lucy Cooke, and a classroom of kids at Ramsgate Arts Primary School. Plus a mystery judge to be announced soon!

The winner of the inaugural World’s Funniest Crab Joke will be crowned at an award ceremony at Crab Museum, Margate, on International Crab Day (26th April) as part of an evening of comedy, science and, naturally, crabs.

So if you think you might be sat on a clawsome pinchline, stick your funniest crustacean based jokes in our state-of-the-art Google form, above! And please, no lobster jokes, it's 2024.

So what are you waiting for?

These crab jokes aren’t going to write themselves!

Deadline for submissions is the 19th of April!

#crabs #crab #time for crab #marine biology #crustaceans #ocean #crab museum #science #animals #crabcore #comedy #humour #jokes

[dr-chibbers]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: “I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”

Me: “Obi-Wan, maybe taking you Whale-watching hasn’t been my the best idea”

#star wars #obi wan star wars #obi wan kenobi #I feel a disturbance in the force #tremor in the force #whales #whalewatching #whale watching #plankton #Netflix and krill #krill #oceanography #baleen whale #pmseymourva #dark humor #humor #humour #funny #marine biology #jedi master #jedi #pm seymor

[mercurialbadger]

#science #molecular biology #humour #iris.txt

[sub-at-omicsteminist]

#sad truth #physics #science #stem #chemistry #biology #meme #memes #funny #humour #humor

[ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way]

“My father wouldn’t let me be a hippie” professor just announced he’s retiring, I’m going to cry 😭😭😭

#where am I going to recieve my unprompted Beatles references and humour now?? #(kinda glad I’m graduating next semester now…) #man this Biology department is falling apart #he did cancel the final exam as a gift I love him so much

[h3xactinellida]

get out of fuckig town

#there is endless humour in biology <3 #yes i read my old invert zoo textbook as a bedtime story what about it #bio blogging