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cherryxsapphic · 5 months

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If Mia had a route in resident lover

Mia @ Mc: come kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical

Mc: tf??

I need her <33

#resident lover #resident evil biohazard #resident evil village #mia winters #mia winters x mc #mia winters x reader #incorrect resident evil village quotes #resident lover incorrect quotes

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biohazard-4ever · 2 months

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Wesker: I hate the Redfield siblings and Jill! AND REBECCA! AND BARRY! Leon: Wesker: You... I honestly never considered you a rival. Leon: I never considered you at all. Wesker: NOW THAT IS JUST HURTFUL!

#Albert wesker #Wesker #Leon #leon Kennedy #Leon S Kennedy #Leon Scott Kennedy #Resident Evil #biohazard #incorrect quote

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ignify-caligo · 1 year

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Chris: Hey, do you know the password to Albert’s computer?

Leon: Fuck you, Chris.

Chris: Hey!!

Leon: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyouChris”.

Chris: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

#incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #chris redfield #albert wesker #leon s kennedy #chrisker #chreon #weskeon #resident evil #biohazard #re roommates #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #bet chris has a matching password that reads ‘fuck off Albert’ lmao/jk

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gh0st-4ss · 4 months

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> Oh human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall? <

#chrisker #chrisredfield #chris redifield #albert wesker #albertwesker #wesker #resident evil #biohazard #gh0st4ss #residents be evil-ing!!!!#art tag #yes this I am crossposting this on the same day leave me be #also hi I am alive!!#not well but certainly still breathing #they make me go *monkey noises*#also yeah as a pretentious (not really) italian I will be quoting the Divine Comedy whenever I please

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chrisitsraining · 11 months

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what would you do if i received an email that simply read:

"dulvey louisiana. come and get me"

from my wife who went missing 3 years ago on some mysterious babysitting job and i drove my ass down to dulvey all alone, arrived in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, found not 1 but 2 creepy ass houses on the property, saw some weird guy outside, a fucked up art piece(?) made mostly of bloody cow legs, and my wifes purse in the remains of a recently lit bonfire (like someone was trying to burn evidence) during my attempts to find a way inside, and i STILL decided to go in there alone and unarmed?

#nobody quote me on that email #too lazy to check and make sure thats the exact wording #anyway #still on my himbo ethan agenda #dumdum hours #ethan winters #resident evil 7 biohazard #resident evil 7 #re 7 #re 7 biohazard

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 1 year

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Osmund Saddler: (on the ground, bleeding out) Wait, wait, wait! Please…let me go.

Leon S. Kennedy: …you’d just come after her. (shoots Saddler in the head)

#resident evil incorrect quotes #resident evil 4 #resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake #re4r #leon s kennedy #osmund saddler #ashley graham #the last of us #tlou #joel miller #tlou marlene #ellie williams #biohazard #resident evil biohazard #tlou incorrect quotes #re4 #video games

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fan-fangirl-world · 2 years

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Trying to be a little romantic (instead of subtle) while on duty but your lovey dovey doesn’t let you

Lover fighter quote from Keanu Reeves, really like it

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tearsoftime0086 · 7 months

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Thinking of wild AU concepts tonight and came back to the Amalgam AU idea I had for Resident Evil. It lifts a lot of System Shock 2's dynamic with SHODAN and the Many, but essentially Leon nearly dies in Gaiden after his solo encounter with the B.O.W. parasite. Turns out that parasite had just beaten up the newer, second parasite, so the new parasite clings and melds itself into Leon in order to stay alive. That's why the cut on his throat bleeds green in the ending. Leon just thinks he passed out and is unaware of most of this.

Flash-forward to RE4 and Leon's asking Ashley if she's hearing the weird multiple voices speaking in her head too. Ashley's confused because she isn't, and there's differing symptoms of infection between her and Leon. They chalk it up to plaga behavior, but it really becomes noticeable when Leon successfully gets Ashley treated and passes out.

Ashley wakes up to Leon on the ground, looking more emaciated than normal... like he's lost a significant amount of flesh. Is that even possible?

Then a shadow flits across the wall.

She screams when there's another Leon - a younger, bloodied, Leon, asking her to help "our host".

The Amalgam tells her that they had reached a symbiotic relationship with their host, until this intruder began to ruin their union. "If you repay our favor, then our unity shall be restored. Our intruder shall live as one with us."

Ashley is trying SO hard to not panic because there's one version of Leon speaking like a hive mind with nosism, and the other one is passed out looking super plaga infected at this point. She asks what the Amalgam is, and they politely recite their backstory.

"And what will this... unity mean for Leon?" she asks.

The younger copy's dull eyes seem to look puzzled. "We have always been one. We will return to our harmony, together."

Okay, so this... thing was in Leon the whole time? How come it didn't present itself before? And what's cooperating with it going to do to Leon.

The copy smiles.

"But you fear us. We hear your thoughts - and they rage for the one you believe dead. But he is not. He sleeps in us."*

She eventually agrees, and the copy... merges back into the other body? And when she props Leon up and runs the machine, it malfunctions mid-way. But the inky veins vanish, and Leon opens his eyes.

Cloudy, dull eyes.

Ashley grabs a nearby scalpel before Leon dissuades her. It's the same professional, slightly awkward tone he'd had for the entirety of their time here, which lets her relax, a little. In fact, Leon's the one who's most startled when the Amalgam mentally projects their gratitude to Ashley, now with another voice in their choir.

Anyway, the rest of the AU would be the events of RE4 where Ashley and Leon have to deal with Leon's secret dual parasite hivemind that's now part cruise-ship parasite and plaga. With body double fun times too, because that's a thing Leon can do now.

#random musings #resident evil #resident evil 4 #re4 #will i ever stop making obscure and silly headcanons?#leon kennedy #ashley graham #this makes more sense in my head I swear lol #but it's 99% indulgent system shock body horror #the asterisked quote is a slightly edited quote from the Many in system shock 2 #everything else is from my silly brain #bits and baubles #tw body horror #amalgam hivemind would go OFF against saddler btw #“a lost individual wishing to ruin the harmony he has amassed” they complain #meanwhile leon is like “please I just wanna say dumb eye-based one liners”#anyway if I wrote a fic for this it'd revolve around ashley figuring out how she's gonna live her life after this #she got kidnapped to be a pawn #and her convos with amalgam/leon make it even more clear to her she wants to do her own thing #plus leon now has to deal with this wacky biohazard infection i've cooked up

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a-flaming-idiot · 1 year

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Some rando: "Oh my Ginrou, what is that thing?!"

Shirou, hugging Michiru defensively: "My daughter, Michiru, who has every disease!"

#Michiru is a walking biohazard #michiru kagemori #incorrect bna quotes #shirou ogami #bna #brand new animal

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whatamidoingwithmylifeman · 1 year

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Mia: oh Eveline, I don't need your gift.

Eveline: but-

Mia: you are a gift, my dear.

Eveline: *happy noises*

Mia: *drops smile and gets serious* A gift no one fucking wants!

Eveline: D:

#re7 spoilers #re7 biohazard #eveline re7 #Mia re7 #incorrect quotes #this happened at some point #it's canon #you can't convince me otherwise

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biohazard-4ever · 28 days

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*LOUD THUD* Claire: What was that?! Leon, from the bedroom: My jacket fell. Claire: Why does it sound so heavy, though? Leon: I'm wearing it. Claire: Claire: SHIT! *Runs to check on Leon to see if he is fine*

#Leon #claire #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy #claire redfield #resident evil #biohazard #resident evil incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #cleon

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ignify-caligo · 2 years

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*Something crashes*

Leon: Shoot-

Chris: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!

Albert: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

#incorrect resident evil quotes #resident evil incorrect quotes #leon s kennedy #chris redfield #albert wesker #chreon #chrisker #weskeon #wesker x leon #resident evil #biohazard #caligo incorrect quotes 2 #re roommates #these three in a roommate set up would be both a nightmare and comedy lmao #also idek if there’s a ship name for wesker x leon so invented a eevee evolution I guess lmao

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zyairmichelabiyoe · 1 month

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artrsw · 1 year

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tumble-tv · 10 days

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Ghostbusters brainrot, because I can't stop thinking about it

This is just me talking about all the different units that make up the Ghostbusters business because I have zero self control. Long post, so there's more below the cut.

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE

There's the motorcycle unit, which is pretty self-explanatory. They're mainly used for small busts or quotes since they can't carry a lot of equipment on them, really just a downsized proton pack and one, maybe two traps depending on the model of the bike.

Then we have the Ecto units, from Ecto-1 to Ecto-3. Ecto-1 is retired due to it's age and how hard it is to repair and update to the times, so there's actually only two Ectomobiles available. All Ectos have top notch technology, but are still 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteors. They are custom made for the Ghostbusters so that they can keep their iconic car model but still be functional in modern times. They have a gunner seat (as much as the mayor hates it), pull out rack for the proton packs (fits up to four packs), proton cannon, folding ramp for the remote trap vehicle, and drone trap. The Ectomobiles can fit one gunner, one driver, one front passenger, and three back passengers. These units are used for pretty much any busts.

After the Ecomobiles, we have the humvees, which are really just Ectomobiles but bigger, scarier, faster, and tougher. They also have a Super Slammer Muon Trap on top, and instead of the gunner seat being on the side, they're on the top like a regular gunner seat on any other humvee. They can fit one driver, one front passenger, one gunner, and two back passengers. They are known as Ghost-1, Ghost-2, and Ghost-3. There is a compartment in the back seat that carries four proton packs.

After the Busters we have the Cleaners, who arrive after the Busters do their thing and clean up after them. Sometimes all they have to do it take samples of whatever the ghost left behind, and other times it's a full on biohazard cleanup. The Slimer would've been a biohazard level cleanup for example, as well as the Pink Slime, but a spot in the middle of your hallway that created a sense of dread and cold would be a sample level cleanup.

Of course we have the receptionists, because without them Ghostbusters would not exist. They mainly take calls and send out crews, but occasionally help out during major events like Gozer the Gozerian, the Pink Slime, and Garraka.

We have the Paranormal Research Center, where, with time, had been expanded into a full facility with different units for different types of research. They also have an actual functioning containment system, with hundreds of containment units. Each has a database of what ghosts are in each unit and their full file and date they were caught. Once a week a researcher heads down to the Ghostbusters headquarters to gather all of the traps that had been filled that week to empty them into their containment system. The only ghost currently held under headquarters is Garraka, as it's too dangerous to move that one. The basement is fully off limits without authorization due to its containment. The Paranormal Research Center also has their own emergency units available in case of a major event. This is also where the majority of training for new Ghostbusters is done.

There is an entire wall dedicated to their standard gear (flight suits, boots, gloves) in the truck bay. This wall is almost exactly what the turnout gear racks look like for firefighters. Each Ghostbuster has their own little cubby to hold their gear, as well as a shelf above to hold any extras they may need. This cubby also contains a specialized jacket for cold weather (the red jackets that are seen in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and are worn by Lucky and Lars) and a helmet (Pacific Helmets WR5, for example). We've seen the Ghostbusters get thrown around enough to have a concussion at least once, and Janine probably had them ordered after the second time the boys came back from a call with welts on the backs of their heads.

After years of being in that falling apart firehouse, they finally have it renovated to fit their needs (and definitely splurging on the fun stuff). Think a glorified firehouse. There's a bar (in Venkman's name), recreation room, kitchen, gym, ready room, and bunk room. An entire floor is dedicated to offices and conference rooms, although those conference rooms are usually used for Super Smash Bros tournaments and gaming because they have large TVs that are awesome for multiplayer games. The containment unit used for Garraka is never touched, and the floor it resides on is off limits without authorization, as stated above. Of course it was renovated in a way, but the unit itself is never touched.

This will definitely be reblogged with more as I come up with it, and feel free to add on!

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