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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year

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Dorcas: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out

Barty: interesting, you’re afraid of both bugs and women. Ladybugs must render You catatonic

#I fucking love that show 😭#Sheldon is such a shsjhjshs #i Love him #the Slytherin skittles #the marauders #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #rosekiller #Big bang theory quotes #marauders incorrect quotes

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echo-stimmingrose · 1 year

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Leo: I'm a horny engineer, I don't joke about math or sex

#incorrect percy jackson #leo valdez #Valgrace #big bang theory quotes #i saw this and its just so perfect #leo valdez is gay #i like the hc that he is ace aro too #but it honestly depends on my mood #jason grace #heros of olympus #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa

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halfclanbloods-writing-blog · 9 months

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Next gen characters

Silena Jackson (14)

Nathan Pace (14)

Hunter Pace (14)

Dior Rodriguez (14)

Bianca Di Angelo Solace (14)

Katia Stoll (14)

Esperanza Valdez (14)

Emily Zhang (14)

Luke Charles Jackson (12)

Michael Di Angelo Solace (12)

Jason Valdez (12)

Sammy Zhang (12)

Ethan Jackson (11)

Noe Stoll (11)

Chad Zhang (11)

Zoe Jackson (10)

Maria Di Angelo Solace (10)

Diego Rodriguez (10)

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hallowmoon-art · 1 year

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Because I watched this Big Bang Theory clip and I can just see it.

*insistent knocking*

Leander: Hold on! I'm coming, I'm coming.

*opens door. It's Vere and Mhin. Mhin nearly falls through the doorway*

Mhin: Heeeyyyyy~ There he is. There's my old buddy bud bud.

Leander: ❔❔❔ What's with them?

Vere: Well, Ais dumped them on me, and they couldn't get to sleep so I gave them a glass of warm milk... with a handle full of random herbs from the clinic.

Leander: 😰

Vere: And they still wouldn't shut up so tag, you're it. *walks off*

Mhin: I'm baaaaaack.~

Leander: I don't know why you even left.

Mhin: I can't tell you.

Leander: Why not?

Mhin: I promised MC.

Leander: Promised MC what?

Mhin: That I wouldn't tell you the secret. *flops into chair* Ssshhhhhhhh

Leander: What secret? Tell me the secret.

Mhin: ......Kuras smokes out back behind the clinic... His boss is ok with it but we can't tell God.

Leander: 😑 Not that secret. The other secret.

Mhin: ...I'M BATMAN!!! 🦇

Leander: Dammit Mhin! 😡 You said MC told you a secret. What's the secret?

Mhin: Ok, I'll tell you but you have to promise not to tell Leander.

Leander: .... I promise.

Mhin: MC lied about graduating from community college because they're afraid they're not smart enough for Leander. *entranced by hand movement*

Leander: So it's nothing I did? It's their problem?

Mhin: I drank milk that tasted funny...

Leander: ...MC thinks I'm too smart for them?? That's ridiculous!

Mhin: :) I know right. Most of you're work is extremely derivative. And don't worry that's not a secret.... Everybody knows. :)

Leander: *offended*

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved leander #big bang theory quotes #I live to bully Leander

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halfclanblood · 9 months

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Leo: I'm a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex

#leovaldez #big bang theory quotes #Leo at some point probably #howard wolowitz #percyjackson #heroes of olympus

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daddiesdrarryy · 14 days

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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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[finding a lost dog]

Jon: I think he looks like someone’s pet. Maybe we should put up posters.

Damian: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."

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waterfire1848 · 6 days

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Angel: I’ve got a new game. It’s called Spear or Charlie. I give you real things I’ve heard Vaggie say and you have to tell me if she was talking to her spear or her girlfriend.

Charlie:

Vaggie: I don’t think I like this game.

#incorrect quotes #source: big bang theory #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Ahsoka, about Anakin: What’s wrong with him?

Obi-Wan: Everyone has a different theory.

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7ndipity · 13 days

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Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Pietro: You kissed Wanda!?!

Y/N: I didn't know what else to do! She had those big sad eyes!

Natasha: Well, sure, you had no choice.

#source: big bang theory #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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asmodeus-682 · 2 months

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Lil' things bc yes

Alastor: Rosie, could I please have some of your fries?

Rosie: oh of course Al, could I have a bite of your burger?

Alastor: no

Vox: some friend you are, won't even share your food with her

Alastor: *glares at Vox* it has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our friendship you want Rosie to die?

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Rosie, meeting the hotel gang: don't worry, I don't bite!

Alastor from across the room: yes she does!

Rosie:

Rosie: well I won't bite you lot

Husk: you better not

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Zestial, wrapping bandages on Alastor's arm: and what did thou learn today?

Alastor: not to piss Rosie off when she's hungry

Zestial: and why is that?

Alastor:

Alastor: she bites

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georgie3116 · 29 days

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*Natasha making a video in case she ever gets amnesia*

*Camera Zooms in on Yelena Chilling on the couch*

Natasha: This is Yelena. She is your sister.

Yelena: …

Natasha: If she offers you food, it’s safe to take it.

*Natasha turns the Camera on herself*

Natasha: You probably paid for it, anyway.

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #yelena belova #black widow #big bang theory #black widow incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #natasha romanov

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raphael-angele · 2 months

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Solangelo Sleepover (feat Percy cuz it's his turn to babysit)

Nico: Hey, I found something

Percy: What is it?

Nico: Oh, just Will in a campus personality pageant

Percy: WHAT?!

Will: *tries to snatch away the tablet*

Percy: PLAY IT!

Tablet:

7 year old Will wearing a cowboy hat very sparkly gold tuxedo: Hi, I'm William Andrew Solace from Austin, Texas!

Nico, laughing: You look like neon yellow highlighter!!

Baby Will: And you should pick me for Mr Campus because *sings and dance* I am your sunshine. Your only sunshine. I make you happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away! *smiles*

Percy: PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!!!

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Nico, to Will: Why did you never tell us you were in beauty pageants?!

Will: Cuz it's embarrassing

Nico, laughing: It is, it really is

Will: Yeah, well, Percy writes Studio Ghibli fanfiction about himself and Annabeth and posts it on the internet

Nico: (º〇º) ... (⚆⩌⚆)...no..

Percy: WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?!

Will: I'm sorry, I had to get the spotlight off me and tearing down other people was part of my pageant training.

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #nico di angelo #will solace #tbbt #source: the big bang theory #solangelo #incorrect solangelo quotes

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 3 months

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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful

Bradley: Not to mention imaginary

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Regulus: Sirius! What did you do to James?

Sirius: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It’s cute, huh?

Regulus: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem. I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick

James: He’s right. I’m too hot, Pads

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