#bida hipon

[ellovett]

🦐 BIDA MY TWST YUU

gave them a redesign+redraw :33

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#admin post #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland #twst ocs #twst #twst bida #yeahhh this mf still wears socks w slippers #bida hipon

[tunabesimpin]

help im late but Bida w a shark onesie mayhaps..bida shark...[eats]

CHOMP CHOMP! ^v^

#twst oc #twst #twisted wonderland #bida hipon #reqs closed

[terrovaniadorm]

⬛ w Keres and Raven....THEY ARE FIGHTINGGGG imagine + Bida and they bring a fuckin wooden spoon to the battle KHDGKJ

⬛ For a Situation where your Muse has to fight mine

Keres Perrault wasn't someone people expected to overblot, they always seemed to be doing fine, Raven tried to reason with their friend but knowing how this plays time and time again she decided to fight to bring Keres back.

Using their magic pen to hit the target, "Shit, this isn't going well." Raven whispered, with the Ramshackle prefect beside them. "You hold on for a minute i got an idea." Bida said as they ran out of the scene, before Raven could say anything, barely avoiding a claw from the wolf.

"Eyes on me Raven! Don't get distracted now."

Raven shook their head "You gotta calm down-" "Oh shut it already." grabbing the Diasomnia student by the throat, Raven was shocked, struggling against their lost friend.

"I'll get what i want and there's nothing you could about it-"

And a loud 'bonk' echoed in the room, Raven fell to the ground with a thud, confused she looked up to see Bida standing on a chair and hitting Keres on the head with a wooden spoon. Making them cough ink, a lot of it.

"AGH-"

"Time to stop!!" Bida yelled out, Raven just watched...

"What the hell"

#Thanks for the ask! #YOU GET BOTH SERIOUS AND FUNNY FLAVORS BECAUSE I'M INSANE #This was super fun slay #Twst oc #Other characters #Bida Hipon #raven verseuchen #Keres Perrault #Tw choking #Just in case #Answered #OB asks

[vaporvipermedia]

👥 with Raziel + Bida and Maybe Kei + Bida ?

ABSOLUTELY!

Raizel: Bida don’t even think about it!

Bida: It’s not my fault that your crown is so shiny!

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Kei: Wait a moment, aren't you the person who stole the cafeteria chandelier?

Bida: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE DETECTIVE!

#Two chaotic duos #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst yuu #twisted oc #Raizel Petal #Kei Yoshihiko #Bida Hipon #ty for the ask!

[walangkaibigan23]

The Office Inferno: Chapter I - The Code of Buraotism

Are you familiar with the saying, “Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you kung sino ang mga nakinabang sa food mo”?

Sino ba naman kase ang may ayaw sa libre ‘diba? Lahat tayo ay ipinanganak na buraot. Lahat tayo, at some point in our lives, ay nakapag-isip na mag-take advantage sa ibang. It’s fine. Part ng human nature yan. All of us are born greedy. Kahit mga bata na hindi pa exposed sa kasamaan ng mundo had already show signs of selfishness at the earliest years – una nilang iniisip ang sarili nila more than anyone else: 

“Laruan ko ‘to!”, “Pagkain ko ‘to!”, “Akin ‘to!”. 

Sound familiar?

Siguro naman hindi na iba sayo yung agawan ng kendi sa mga bata. Paano pa kaya ngayon na hindi na tayo mga bata – na hindi na lang kendi ang pinag-aagawan naten, minsan pati jowa (tangina). Nagdaan ang high school at college and for sure nasaksihan mo na ang iba’t ibang uri ng pambuburaot sa paligid mo and here you are thinking na things will be different since nasa corporate world na tayo. Akala mo people evolved into a more civilized creatures.

They don’t. 

Kase dito mo mae-encounter ang ibang level ng pambuburaot na talaga namang mag-iiwan ng palaisipan sayo kung saan nila nakukuha ang kakapalan ng mukha. 

Parang corporate world meets wild, wild west meets hunger games. (literal na hunger games)

At dahil wala akong magawa, pinag-aralan ko ang mga sintomas ng epidemyang ito at binukod ko sila sa iba’t-ibang stages – yep, parang cancer. Ngayon, kung feeling mo meron ka kahit isa sa mga sintomas na nabanggit sa baba, malamang naging laman ka na ng usapan sa opisina niyo.

STAGE 1 – The Benign Buraot

·         Nakaabang ka na sa pagkain ng katabi mo kahit hindi pa nya nabubuksan yung food.

·         Bida-bida ka sa kainan, pero kapag singilan na daig pa nasalanta ng Yolanda sa pagpapalusot para hindi makapag-ambag

·         Kapag may pakain si boss, ikaw ang pinakauna sa pila para sureball na makuha mo yung pinakamalaking hipon dun sa palabok.

·         Parati kang may Tupperware sa bag for emergencies like surprise party ni boss dahil naka-abot sa quota ang team. (May kutsara’t tinidor ka pa, partida!)

·         Bukambibig mo ang “Pa-Starbucks ka naman, dami mong pera ngayon oh” – kahit pare-parehas kayong sumahod nung araw na yun.

·         Sinasadya mong sabayan yung officemate mo sa counter ng Jollibee para madugasan siya ng fries or balat ng chickenjoy habang hindi siya nakatingin.

·         Parating way beyond sa maximum price limit ang items sa wishlist mo sa tuwing may exchange gift sa office - tipong 500 pesos yung limit pero humiling ka ng isang brand new entertainment showcase.

STAGE 2 – The Intermediate Buraot

·         Gusto mong sulitin yung kuryente kaya sa office ka nagcha-charge ng cellphone, laptop at apat mong powerbank.

·         Kapag tapos na ang kainan, first instinct mo na i-secure yung mga natirang sachet ng ketchup, soy sauce, hot sauce at mga kalamansi

·         Hindi pa tapos yung opening speech ng CEO niyo nakaka-dalawang rounds ka na ng pansit.

·         Bente pesos ang maximum na ambag mo sa tuwing may team lunch kayo.

·         Kapag may team lunch kayo sa Korean restaurant, yung mga kasama mo lang yung nagluluto nung samgyupsal, tapos ikaw taga-kain lang. (Buraot na, tamad pa)

·         Kahit na sinabing tig-dalawang pichi-pichi lang ang pwedeng kunin para makakain lahat, anim pa rin yung kinuha mo kase you believe that you deserved better.

STAGE 3 – The Hardcore Buraot

·         Every year parang may clearance sale sa bahay nyo dahil buong taon ka kumupit ng tissue at office supplies.

·         Yung nanghihinayang ka sa natirang sauce ng spaghetti kaya dinilaan mo yung buong bilao.

·         Pinaglalaban mo sa HR na dapat covered ng HMO ang pagpapa-brace ng ngipin.

·         Yung kahit jowa ng officemate mo gusto mong tikman.

·         Sa tuwing may officemate kang mag-out of the country, pinag-iisipan mo na kagad kung ano yung dapat na pasalubong nya sayo.

·         Kapag may lunch out kayo sa KFC, may dala kang timba for the gravy.

·         Lagpas 3 hours na nalaglag sa sahig yung food pero kinain mo pa din. Pati mga langgam inagawan mo ng karapatang makakain. [Hindi mo man lang binigyan ng fighting chance

·         May madinig ka lang na kumaluskos na plastic sa kabilang aisle, your buraot-senses [spikes up] will tell you na may pagkain sa area na yun.

STAGE 4 – The Omnipotent Buraot

·         Naka-vacation leave ka pero bigla kang pumasok nung nabalitaan mong may pakain sa office

·         Nakikisali ka birthday celebration kahit hindi mo ka-department yung celebrant para sa free pancit.

·         Nagpapalibre ka sa CEO niyo kahit walang okasyon.

·         Yung pupunta lang sa 7-eleven yung officemate mo, nagrerequest ka ng pasalubong.

·         Nung nagbilin sayo yung officemate mo na itapon yung 3-month old embutido na nalimutan nya sa ref, imbes na itapon mo - kinain mo. Walang salmonella at staphylococcus ang makakapigil sayo sa pag-claim ng libreng embotido.

·         Masama yung pakiramdam mo pero nung nakadinig ka na may manlilibre, bigla kang naka-receive ng healing from God - ayos na ang buto-buto.

·         Noong nag-resign ka sa office ka pa nagpa-print ng resignation letter at 50 copies ng updated na resume mo – at colored pa lahat ng pages. Simot sarap ang ink ng printer.

·         Pinatulan mo yung ex ng officemate mo – isinuka na nya pero kinain mo pa rin.

Mga kapatid, there is a very fine line between pagiging “matipid” at “kuripot”. Learn the fucking difference

[inthejam]

1. Favorite candy? Skittles 2. Favorite food? Sinigang na Baboy/Hipon 3. Favorite color? Sky Blue 4. Favorite flower? Daisy 5. Favorite drink? Water 6. Favorite band? Ben&Ben 7. Favorite movie? Ghibli Movies 8. Favorite book? TATBILB trilogy , The Five People You Meet in Heaven 9. Favorite person? *just check my IG (unsweetened_jam) nandon sila lahat 💗 10. Favorite school subject? Theories of Personality 11. Favorite animal? Dogs 12. Favorite TV show? Banana Sundae 13. Favorite quote? Do something today that your future self will thank you for 14. Favorite nickname? Jammy 15. Favorite store? Papemelroti 16. Favorite scent? vanilla 17. Favorite memory from this year? When i got my first job & met new friends at work 18. Favorite trait? being sentimental thoughtful 19. Favorite song? Leaves 20.Favorite genre of music? Acoustic 21. Favorite interpretation of love? Love is a complex set of emotions, behaviors & beliefs 22. Favorite human interaction? HUGS. 23. Favorite compliment? “I’m thankful that I’ve met you” 24. Favorite moment? When i passed the BLEPP 2017 25. Favorite advice? “Life gets more complicated with more things to consider, and that may prevent you from being as involved in some people’s lives as you once were. But just because you are not a part of someone’s everyday life does not mean that the friendship is any less special. Cheer up, you’re a great friend.” 26. Favorite message you’ve ever received? “Thank you” “Good night” “ I love you” 27. Favorite message you’ve ever sent? hahahaha my NDRRMC friendly parody for my friends “Keep safe, mamshieeeees! 😊 Stay warm, stay dry 😂😘 //huuuuuuugs [para naman hindi lang *NDRRMC nagtetext sa inyo HAHAHAHA ✌. Take care mga mamsh! 💙] 28. Favorite musical instrument? Elle 29. Favorite emoji? 😒😂😍😘😴 30. Favorite hobby? Scrapbooking 31. Favorite TV show character? WE BARE BEARS 32. Favorite book character? Lara Jean & Peter K. , St. Clair , Finch, Violet 33. Favorite feeling? Feeling of being loved 34. Favorite mode of transportation? Bus 35. Favorite fast food restaurant? Sa bida ang saya 36. Favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies n’ cream 37. Favorite chocolate? Mars …M&M 38. Favorite pasta dish? Tuna Pesto // Jolly spag 39. Favorite cereal? Coco crunch 40. Favorite breakfast food? Cornbeef 41. Favorite pizza flavor? Hawaiian 42. Favorite fruit? Grapes 43. Favorite vegetable? Okra, sitaw 44. Favorite comfort food? Siopao 45. Favorite cake flavor? Mocha 46. Favorite kind of gift to receive? Anything that comes from the heart 47. Favorite crafty thing to make? Open when letters 48. Favorite way to relax? Watching movie 49. Favorite way to cheer you up? Just hug me tight and then let’s eat (your treat HAHA) 50. Favorite thing to look forward to? Spending quality time my fave persons

AND I THANK YOU!

SEPTEMBER 3, 2018// 6:58pm

[ellovett]

GHOST MARRIAGE; ALOIS AND BIDA

"What a mess of a ceremony..might as well help, I suppose, I'm all..dolled up, anyway."

Alois Ghost Marriage SR

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Bida Ghost Marriage SSR Card

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RBS > LIKES

#twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst ocs #twst #bida hipon #alois huaranga #mc yuu #twst mc #twst yuu #ghost marriage #twsten

[ellovett]

Art I made for that one tag game !!!

also posting it like fully bc fjd i think its p cute

rbs>likes kinda

#twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst ocs #twst #bida hipon #ramshackle #ramshackle oc #twst yuu #twst mc

[ellovett]

MC/YUU REVEAL; BIDA HIPON

they/them pronouns

,nrc's transfer student, bida hipon is the talk of the campus, but all for the wrong reasons. one being their overblot exploits, and their rather uncontrollable penchant to take some ...souvenirs ...from school property. There is no point in stopping them, this shrimp is particularly sneaky.

rbs > likes

sprite under the cut

#twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst ocs #twst #bida hipon #twst mc #twst yuu #yuu #yuu oc #mc oc #STOPPP THIS IS A REUPLOAD I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT BC I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOOST RB I MADE

[vaporvipermedia]

hii ! saw u were taking interactions for Raziel, i offer u my heartslabyul jester Jacque [his redesign is here ive yet to add it to the bio ‼️], and my funny little Yuu: Bida !

Oh I'm going to have fun with this!

Jacque:

Like most students in Heartslabyul Raizel is afraid of Jacque and is more likely to use their persona to tell the fourth year off. So basically persona vs. persona…*insert Persona 5 meme here*

But I can imagine that Raizel would slowly start to feel bad and start to think that maybe he’s being too harsh. But then the next day Jacque pulls a prank on him and he takes it all back.

Bida:

Raizel has no idea how to feel about Bida because Bida is…well…Bida. He’s concerned about their socks and scandal fashion and not to mention their tendencies to get a “devious lick”. If Raizel was in the same hallway as Bida, Raizel would be running in the other direction.

And I thought of a little haha funny moment where Raizel is fixing their makeup and decides to use his family perfume to freshen up, but they can’t find it anywhere even though it was right next to them. Only for Raizel to then hear Bida running through the halls saying “I copped another devious lick”.

Bida is now being chased as we speak

#“GODDAMIT BIDA COME BACK HERE” #I have been cackling like a witch for the past 15 minutes #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #oc #twisted oc #Raizel Petal #Bida Hipon #Jacque #Viper answers

[terrovaniadorm]

omg wyatts opinions on either raven or bida if u dont mind [outside the window staring in]

[GRABBING YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW] come 'ere.

Bida

UUH... Bida's young, a bit chaotic but Wyatt tags along, kinda like a younger sibling he never had you know? Tries his best to keep them out of trouble.

Raven

Even stranger! Funky kid, she's not bad but Wyatt can't understand her and that stresses him, aren't you like also from our world?? Kinda confusing. But he'd still take the older figure role, even if the beginning he seems annoyed he geniuenly cares about da younglings™

#Thanks for the ask! #I give you both #Twst oc #Other characters #Raven Verseuchen #Bida Hipon #Wyatt ark #Answered

[ellovett]

VOLUME WARNING

Pls reach the target audience 😭

uhhh translation under the cut if you want

HOY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I SAW YOU AND UR FRIENDS THROWING ROCKS AT OUR HOUSE. HA?? STOP THROWING FUCKING ROCKS AT OUR HOUSE.

#twisted wonderland oc #twst ocs #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst #bida hipon #leona kingscholar #twst meme #twst edit #twisted wonderland meme #yuu #twst yuu #ruggie bucchi #twst filipino #filipino twst

[ellovett]

redesigned Bida

now they're a full on fuckin shrimp 💕

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twst ocs #twst #twst yuu #ramshackle #bida hipon

[ellovett]

White Day Cards: Student OC's!

I couldnt do Dulce and Alois bc there were no cards for their dorms ;;

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twst ocs #twst #raven verseuchen #jacque #bida hipon #veleno ostium #holton artemas #keaton artemas #brielle artemas #huang li wei #white day