Loving women is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to me. On one side, ladies are beautiful. On the other side, the lady I love is straight.
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this idea just came into my head. don’t ask me.
because vrel said kylar would be into reading yaoi and a fujoshi, I can’t get it out of my fucking mind. they’re so pathetic. what a loser.
now, just imagine, f!kylar as a fujoshi, drawing a bunch of nasty stuff in her sketchbook, namely about m!pc, his poor ass getting destroyed by a bunch of fat cocks, buff men from those weird, obscure animes that she watches.
one day, the loner sees you getting slammed up against a locker by whitney, wincing in pain from the impact. stopping in her tracks at the sight, eyes catching a glimpse of her frame, just to see her scurry away down the hallway, unreadable expression beneath her dark fringe. + stress | + + lust
thinking she’s mad at you now because she’s gone all quiet on you, frantically scribbling in her sketchbook like no tomorrow and curiosity gets the best of you, having to at least know what she’s drawing. immediately regretting it as you steal a quick peek, only to find a drawing of you, bent over a desk, mouth open, eyes rolled back, flush on your face that’s weirdly accurat— how the fuck did she even know you had a mole there—?? + + stress
mortification building up, noticing how there’s someone standing there behind you- no, FUCKING YOU? AND ITS YOUR FUCKING BULLY, WHITNEY HIMSELF, GIVING YOU THE MEANEST BACKSHOTS KNOWN TO MANKIND.
the realization slowly sinking in, kylar wasn’t jealous, no. she was getting ideas. about you and whitney .. your own motherfucking bully.
+ + + trauma
what the fuck.
bonus points if pc is straight.
this can also work with m!kylar shipping f!pc and f!whitney, screaming “YURRIIIIIIII!!!”. they look like they’d be into that weird bully x victim trope
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Y’all, I’m thinking about women again. Why are women so pretty?!
Fem? Gorgeous!
Masc? Gorgeous!
Pretty manicured hands that are so soft and warm? Rough and calloused from long hard work but still so very warm?
Thin? Chubby? Muscular? Tall or short? Long or short hair?
Just women! You know?
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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 29
Arthur: The one time I ignored Dutch’s advice, nothing went right for me.
Arthur: But when does anything go right for me anyway?
John: Beer me!
Arthur: What?
John: Hand me that water. I always say, “Beer me.” Gets a laugh, like, a quarter of the time.
Arthur: Lord, beer me strength.
Molly: I can’t do this. I’m leaving you.
Dutch: Not if I leave you first!
Molly:
Molly: This is your gang!
Tilly: Girls, is it gay to be a lesbian? Is it gay to raw a woman until she forgets her own name? Is that gay?
Dutch: Okay, here’s the plan. Arthur comes out of our hiding place to face the Pinkertons -
Arthur: I like it.
Dutch: - and we use Arthur as the human sacrifice.
Arthur: I like it.
Little John: Dad, why are there tides?
Young Dutch: *panicking* The moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it.
Dutch: Why are you wearing that scarf?
John: Why are you dressed like a gay sugar baby?
Dutch: . . . Okay.
Sean: I will put my A down to make “A”.
Karen: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.
Tilly: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.
Lenny: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.
Mary-Beth: *flips the board*
Charles: Remember, murder isn’t the answer.
Arthur: ‘Course not, it’s a question.
Sadie: And the answer is yes.
Dutch: I’m no sociopath. I always know that what I’m doing is wrong.
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friendly reminder to lesbians that you can prioritize community with lesbians without being biphobic lol
"I generally prefer to befriend/date other lesbians because we bond over not being attracted to men in a way bi women don't understand" yes, that makes sense, I tend to befriend lesbians more for the same reason!
"Bisexuals are more likely to cheat" wrong, leave, get out, bye!!
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