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titsdelicate · 4 months
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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1kari · 1 month
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well. a lot happened tonight uhm ‼️ tw for self harm and domestic violence ‼️
my neighbor (that ive been watching anime with) started screaming at her husband and he came into my apartment to take cover and cqll the cops… she busted into my apt and grabbed him by the collar and punched him in the face right in front of me and dragged him out while slamming him into the wall twice before slamming my door. i heard him yell “stop hitting me” very calmly twice and then they ran into their apartment.
so i called the cops because she has literally tried to kill him multiple times, and he ran out onto the street while she was telling the cops “nothing happened fuck you get out of my face” etc like denying that she hit him, and being very. you know when someone is like. not ok? she was talking to them in such a way that i was like. how is this the same person i was watching netflix with earlier… she was being terrifyingly aggressive and screaming at the cops to go away right. so she goes and locks herself in the apartment and cuts both wrists (apparently, i didnt know this til the end) but her husband is staying in my apartment while this is happening bc the cops said we had to stay away since there were weapons in the house, and she has tried to use them on her husband before.
so the ambulance comes right away and police force open the door they say theyre going to stitch her up and then take her to the hospital. shes screaming like “im so sorry i should just die just leave me to die” and like. theres blood everywhere outside my apartment now and i helped my neighbor clean up So so much blood in his house. ive never seen that much blood in my life. im not rattled by that u know but like. she definitely cut into her arteries and it was spraying everywhere like it was really bad. REALLY BAD.
shes going to be okay but this is going to be her fifth time going to jail for domestic abuse/violence so she could be in jail for a while after this….. like im so shaken up because she was so nice to me it was like a different person hearing her do that and hit him in front of me. oh yeah and she smashed his windshield. and i know tjis dude he has a terminal heart illness and Literally cannot take that kind of stress like he is such a kind person and never yells, doesnt hit back, any of that so im like. Man. just cant stop thinking of all that blood it was like a murder scene. well so there goes the only person i hang out with. what a night huh
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sashiavi · 6 months
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I'm realising that I do not know how college works - rAndom it's always so jarring when I read a fic and it's like "they're back from college" like over a break
The concept is very foreign to me-
I live with parents and travel 1 hour via train to uni and come back after my classes
Also the Universities are all in the same area? And none are really viewed as better or 'prestigious' but sometimes differ in recourses and experiences? They also cost basically the same and all take interest free student loans for tuition
Sorry for that rANT? Thought vomit? Anyway I like college fics or highschool fics cause they're all usually based on the ✨️american experience✨️
Also did you know I tried a jolly rancher for the first time and it was yum
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It's so telling that, every time Imogen is about to learn important information, she withdraws from the group. She internalizes her anxiety, growing quiet and hiding in the background. Imogen is the type of person who wants to know more and be in control of herself, but is constantly denied both information and peace. When she's finally a step closer to either of those wants, she just gets so quiet. And I think most of it is fear that she won't find any information, and fear that she'll learn something she might not be ready for.
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mainfaggot · 1 year
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Am i insane for wanting a #firstandlast type of romantic relationship? Maybe so.... but will i stop hoping for that? Never...........
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Just realize on a minato - shinji scale of maleliness I’m definitely more on the minato side of things
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studiousbotanist · 1 year
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okay finally dleepy.time I think good lord I wish i had the sleepy medicines but I'm OUT . I was reading tjis long form fic I've been reading too but it got so tense and bitter (THE ROMANXE TENSION AND FUMBLED BAG MOMENTS) ouhhhh
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lilgynt · 2 years
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16 hours of sleep and i’m still fucking tired lmao
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onlyjaeyun · 3 months
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u are not dumb😾😾😾 anyone couldve made the mistake i just saw it and couldnt not tell u )): also ive been busy this week so i just binge read cold hearts and just wow.
first of all i LOVE how brutal they are to each other idk i get if ppl think its too much bht personally i love it smsmsm???? i always think authors are never harsh enough in e2l stories and sure thats fine everyone can write whatever they want but i feel we have forgotten that e2l is supposed to be people who Loathe each other they are not gonna be nice or respectful with their insults ESPECIALLY if they were close before and had a v bad fallout(which btw i cant wait to find out what it was!!!!)
now for jaem…..look if he wasnt a manipulative ass i wouldve felt bad for him idk like those reasons are valid but NAWT in his case mf u dont want her to speak to her literal kids and when she wouldnt you CHEATED???? and the way he always says that yn never wants to communicate and is always looking to start a fight the gaslighting goes CRAZYYYYYY i want to punch him(thats a lie i ult him)(hard times for nanadoongies who saw his recent bbl pic)
anyway i’m excited to see how it all develops i unfortunately am a sucker for pain and slowburn. hope i get well soon. i love love love the story so much!! very expected of u to write smth great yet it still hits me like a truck every time
AAH NO BABY THANK YOU SM I APPRE YOU TELLING ME 🥺🥺🤍
this ask literally made me chuckle so much youre SO cute 😭😭
i absolutely agree on the e2l part because i remember coming up with the clnceot and at first i wanted to take it easy but then thought nah all in or nothing bc this is ENEMIES to lovers, they will hate each other's guts to the point where not a single family issues isn't thrown around 😭 so glad youre enjoying it baby!
and pls i got SO angry at Ch!jaems (im the one writing him) for constantly gaslightling her to make her look like the angry manhater who just bears with him like STFU 😭 would have slapped him in the face if i could (he's lit one of my top 5 nct biases)
im super grateful for your love and support baby, pls accept my kisses! cant wait for your reactions on the upcoming chapters 🥺🤍
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I have never told u about my English teacher na
He's an excellant guy bhai. He's married to my former physics ma'am So charming and handsome wow. And his voiiiicee>>>>>>
haaaaaaayee
Yeah so I'm his fav student. *flex flex*. I think out of all 3 sections he teaches. He recommended me to the incharge and I got the Golden opportunity (prob the best one of my life abtk ki) to participate in a presentation on last year's independence day alongside the Head girl and boy, in front of A BRIGADIER AND A MAJOR GENERAL and the principal and vice principal of my school. And unki vjh se I've been a part of a lot many other gr8 things too (speeches, debates, anchoring, articles)
And and one imp thing is that he teaches my sister too who's in 8th grade.
Toh he's expecting a lot from me. A LOT. He's like "beta mujhe tumse bht umeed hai. I really hope you don't let me down. I know you'll do it and you'll top the school overall too"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kaun btaye unhe ki unki fav bacchi Kuch efforts hi nhi daal rhi. Chane ke jhaad par chdhke baithi hai unwillingly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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whumpwillow · 1 year
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ok so basically there’s this kid and he’s homeless and he meets this girl (we’ll call her O) and they team up cause she’s getting harassed but long story short they kick ass and sorta become friends and she leaves and he’s like wow i am in love and then he gets kidnapped :( plot twist though it was actually her thag kidnapped him!! and now he’s like oh damn she’s actually evil i hate her!
she doesn’t know she kidnapped him tho. like she knows she kidnapped someone but she doesn’t know it was him. and btw she isn’t doing this willingly- she’s a healer and in this universe that’s illegal and u have to work for the government and it’s basically like governmental slavery healing wounded soldiers and presidents and shit, so she just hasn’t told anyone she’s a healer. somehow this guy found out tho and he’s forcing her to work for him kidnapping ppl and just being his right hand.
so anyway she unloads him and she’s like what omg noooo not him and he sees her and he’s like whaaaay but she has to pretend she doesn’t know him so she doesn’t blow her cover, cause remember she’s being blackmailed
so she has to hurt him and stuff to keep her cover but sometimes she goes into his cell and heals him and is like i’m on ur side here bbg let’s escape and he’s like yeah ily and then literally the whumper will walk in and she’ll have to pretend she hates him and thinks he’s scum and all that
there’s more characters too and i love them sm bht i’m writing this just so i can write this one scene where she slams his head into the side of a van and he winces and she feels so so so so bad but she can’t do anything cause she doesn’t wanna be a healer for the government 🤞
wow that is a whole novel haha nice
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shallyne · 10 months
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8,14,16 for fic asks
Dude that was fast lmaooo
Do you prefer the beginning, middle, or end of a story?
That literally depends on what scene sparked the inspiration for the fic. But it's mostly the beginning and rarely the end because I never know how to wrap up a fic, it's always the same
How do you write emotional scenes? Do you ever feel what the characters feel? Do you draw from personal experiences?
I don't like to write emotional scenes bc I feel like it comes out flat but I am an empath and did cry once or twice while writing a scene. I don't really have a specific way HOW I write them, I just do and no, I wouldn't say I draw from personal experience
How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Share one of them?
Literally, there's always some half baked shit in my mind but y'all mostly get that as my Feysand AU's lmaoooo
I think I mentioned that I have an idea, for quite some time now, where Mor finds Feyre as an abandoned baby and raises her
I have a Feysand idea that plays jn a gilmore girls AU. Rhys is Luke and Feyre Lorelai and Tamlin is Christopher but I'd rather kill Tamlin off then make him hop in and out of his child's and Feyre's life like Christopher did in gilmore girls
I do want to write a fic about Feyre postpartum with real struggles because in media it often gets presented as "Wow you birthed a baby and 5 minutes after you're back to how you were before the pregnancy" and even as a cis woman who never went through pregnancy or was close to someone in that situation, I know that's bullshit and I'd love to see it more.
I'd also love to write a Feysandnyx piece of a pregnant Feyre x Rhys piece because we deserve the fluff but I don't know how kids are, I don't have a single glue
I want to keep writing for my Sunshine and Promises fic. I just finished the Feyre x Helion fic for crackshipmonth and let Rhys fully out of that chapter bht the overall story is that Helion and Feyre did a little fuckeroo, Feyre fkt pregnant, Helion and Feyre become besties and the best Co parents the World has seen and she falls in love with Rhys along the way. It's my little crackship universe, I'm allowed to write whatever shit I want there
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i. wwo thees a room with blantkts whh bht its cold an d i want o be warm
ks mkxaks okay?
wohld theh babe made thjs room or is it suffiern
{translation for screenreaders}
{i. wow theres a room with blankets. why but its cold and i want to be warm}
{is michael okay?}
{would they have made this room or is it suffering}
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ash-is-mythical · 1 year
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Just finished You s4 part 2 and wow I know this season has mixed reviews bht I really enjoyed it and seeing how he did things this season and does anyone wants to rant with meeeeeee (spoiler free responses I don’t wanna spoil for anyone 😁)
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dollyocaccount · 1 year
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0KAY BUT LIKE; I LOVE THE IDEA OF BOOMER WANTING TO HELP BUT NO ONE, ESPECIALLY KYLER; DOESN'T LET HIM. But like, he genuinely wants to be a good hero and the only who will give him a chance is Chase. Like, Boomer tells her how annoying it is that Kyler doesn't trust him and he can't prove himself to the others because of it. However; I love the idea of him fighting someone like Brute Force and Kyler is all: "BOOMIE, I GOT 'EM-"
Bht then that's when Chase grabs him and the other detectives and is all: "Guys, let him handle this!"
And Kyler is trying to fight her until he sees Boomer hold Benito over his head and throws him at Alley and Misha appears behind him and Chase drops everyone and says: "Alright, I'll lend a helping hand!" and flies over to Misha and engaging in magical martial arts combat before doing that thing Oogway did with Tai Lung and stuff and knocks him out like that and then over is all: "Thanks, Chase."
"Anytime, mate." and they high-five.
And Maikel is: "Wow...I think we all underestimated Boomer."
Kyler: "Yeah....I did..."
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bug4u · 1 year
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wearing my glasses has made me realize how big my pores r i find myself ugly in an endearing way like wow im a girl thats crazy like my dysmorphia is also settling down a bit. bht also it’s so funny ive lived with literally a beauty filter on for nearly a decade. ppl ive seen before look…… really different than how they ‘used’ to and i did have a breakdown last night thinkjng abt how many ppl ive met in my life and how ive never actually *seen* them and i started crying about how stupid and embarrassed i felt but then it was ok becus my mama brought swiss rolls from work then i was fine
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