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undercovercameron · 10 months

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sunspent

summary: you're relaxed and calm in the obx summer heat, and rafe simply cannot have that.

notes: filthy filthy filthy! sorry not sorry bout it. also minor obx 3 spoilers; ie his parents are on that damn island and its just him in their big ole house. semi public sex kink and def a choking kink beware or be scared! i truly cannot write anything without that damn hand around reader's throat.. that's my b. enjoy! also thank you so much for all the love on my fics and the followers... so excited for all i will write in the future and so incredibly full of love from you guys <3

tags: rafe cameron x fem!reader

word count: 2542

The whole day had been perfect.

You woke up around 9:30, brushed your teeth, and went downstairs to have some oatmeal. By 10:30 you were in a bikini and setting out a towel on the back deck.

The sun was fairly hot, but the early warnings of a storm gave a cooler breeze. Your towel was in the perfect spot between the shade where you could get full sun coverage without moving too much.

Gentle music was playing from your speaker, something that sounded like what your mom listened to in highschool, and a couple vodka seltzers laid unopened in a small cooler for you to enjoy later. You were also halfway through a mystery book, and between the pages of every chapter you let the time drift away from you.

The most relaxing part of the start of your day? Rafe had left the house around 9 and had yet to return by the time you cracked open your seltzer at 1 o’clock. No ranting, no typical Rafe-isms— just sunshine and Paula Abdul. You wished he was able to do this with you.

It was so relaxing that you drifted off to sleep a little more than halfway through your drink, head resting on your folded arms.

“Y/N.” Something rigid and distinctly shoe-like nudges your arm. “Baby.”

You just groan and turn over onto your back, arms following to protect your eyes from the sunlight.

“Hi,” you croak, squinting, and peer up at him. He looks like the Statue of Liberty in this light— if the statue of liberty wore light wash jeans and slutty little beer brand t-shirts. (So on brand for him.)

“How long have you been out here?” He asks, bending to pick up what’s left of your seltzer for one final swig.

“Since like 10:45.” Your face breaks in a yawn and your arms fall to the deck as your eyes get used to the light. A smile creeps onto your face. “What’ve you been doing?” You sit up on your hands, scanning his body. He looks kinda sweaty.

“Um,” he starts, scratching at his forehead with a sigh. “Buncha shit. Went into a couple places to close Ward’s accounts with them—oh, I saw your mom at Cold Stone by the way.”

“Why were you at Cold Stone?” You grin, crossing your legs and pushing at his calf with your foot. He makes an innocent face, hands on his hips. He looks to the trees, playfully exasperated.

“Sometimes I need a milkshake, Y/N. What kind of question is that?” You snort. “Anyway— I think we should go out for dinner. It’s getting to be—shit, it’s almost 4.”

You’re silent, save for some puny, whiny noise you make at the mention of going out. You struggle to get up, a little wobbly on your feet, but Rafe catches you and hauls you up with a hand on your waist.

“What?” He brushes the wispy hairs out of your face. “You don’t want to go out?” He searches your face, blue eyes squinting down at you, and you just pout. In the most mature way a 20-something can when faced with leaving her very rich boyfriend’s very nice house who has asked her to stay with him graciously for the very near future while his parents are retired on some island in the middle of the ocean.

You curl a finger around the collar of his t-shirt, playing with it while you formulate an answer.

“Where would we go?” Is what you settle on, ever the people pleaser.

“I don’t know…” Rafe thinks, gaze drifting from you as he chews at his lip. You wind your arms around his shoulders, hands splayed across his wingspan. You pet the skin of his neck with your thumb, warm all over. You’re content just looking at him forever.

“What if I’m hungry now?” You ask, ever so innocently, and Rafe thinks you’re serious until he catches the look on your face.

“That right?” He grins, hand sliding down your back. He grabs at your ass and you squeak. “How hungry? Wait until after dinner?” He’s just teasing you honestly; it’s almost a hobby to see how desperate you get for him.

“Rafe.” You pinch his shoulder. “That’s not funny.”

He just hums noncommittally, and dips to press a kiss to your neck. You shift up onto your tiptoes, wanting to be closer, and he hikes one of your legs up onto his hip. You can’t help the noise you make.

“Rafe,” you breathe, grabbing at him. “We have to go inside.” He bows forward, dangling you towards the wood of the deck, and you just hold tighter onto his shoulders.

“Why?” He murmurs, lost in your taste, and presses a kiss to your mouth that makes you shiver. “I don’t see why we have to.” He falls into a kneel, bringing you with him, and you suck in a surprised gasp. “Nobody’s around.”

“Somebody could be, baby,” you say, chancing a look around, and huff out a sigh when he lays you onto your back. This man.

“I don’t care,” he says, shrugging his shoulders with not a care in the world before following you down.

This bikini might be his favorite. He likes anything that will leave as little to the imagination as possible, but this one is his favorite shade of blue. Almost matches his eyes.

Your warm skin feels like silk on him, and when you wriggle when he presses a hand to your inner thigh, his dick jumps.

“Relax, Y/N,” he breathes. You roll your eyes.

“How can I, Rafe? You’re so—aggravating.” You huff. He’s still wearing his shirt, too. You tug at the sleeves of it.

“Oh, yeah?” He cocks his head, lips pursed. You just nod, pulling again at the fabric of his shirt. “Why’re you so wet, then?” He fumbles with the buckle of his jeans and your eyes lock on it.

“I’m not.” You look back up at him, self-assured to a fault, and try to will the dampness between your legs away. He just stares down at you, unimpressed. “I-I’m not.” Your thighs close.

“That right?” He murmurs, and wrestles your legs open again with an arm. His fingertips brush the crotch of your bottoms and you jolt, breathing hard out your nose. He lifts your hips and pulls them clean off, tossing them to the side.

He’s silent then, gaze locked between your legs, and he carefully guides your legs back until you can grab them by the back of your thighs and keep them out of his way.

“Not wet, my ass,” he murmurs to himself. His thumb rubs at your clit, and your sigh of pleasure ends in an impatient whine. He spits. “This pussy—,” he starts, but can’t finish.

He just bows and gets his mouth on you like he’s been thinking about since he left the house. Your head slams back against the deck almost immediately.

His large palm flattens to the back of your thigh and pushes your leg even further. The muscle strains but you can handle it.

“Fuck, Rafe,” you cry out, eyes squeezing shut as his tongue pushes hard through your folds. You’re really fucking wet. You wonder briefly if it’s because of how hot it was today, then cast that out of your mind completely when you hear Rafe groan. Your body vibrates with it.

His hands suddenly drag you by your hips, closer to his face, and he hums again.

“Taste so fucking good,” he muses, spitting at you, and glances up at your face. You can barely keep your mouth closed like this. “Brat, lying to me.”

You whine, every second of him talking taking his mouth away from where it so desperately needs to be absolute torture, but settle when his thumb begins tracing circles into your clit.

“Fuck me,” you breathe, back arching and leg muscles straining, and Rafe just laughs into your cunt.

“I will,” he murmurs, and you would roll your eyes if you could— but he pushes two fingers into you. His thumb spurs back into motion as you sing, throat already sore. He knows exactly where and when to curl his fingers, and you let him know right there is where they need to be.

“There you go.” He spits a third time, watching it mix with your slick. “Squeezing me so tight, honey,” he assures you, smoothing a hand down your thigh. If you could find words you’d agree.

You manage a “yes, shit,” before you go mute and your eyes roll back into your head. You squeeze around him like a vice, your legs flooding with warmth, and he fingers you through your orgasm. He can’t pull himself away when you get like this— you’re so soft and warm and perfect that he genuinely wonders if he could ever fuck someone else again. He knows the answer is no.

Your abdominal muscles spasm and jolt as you come down, neck straining to look at where his fingers give you a final stroke and find their way to his mouth.

“Fuck, Rafe,” you half-laugh and half-moan, head falling against the deck. You chest heaves as you catch your breath. “This is embarrassing.”

“What?” He says, voice hushed, and presses a kiss to your mouth. “Being on the deck or how quick I can make you cum?” He grins.

This time you can and do roll your eyes.

“Both,” you sigh, legs falling to their place around his hips. You curl up into a sitting position and pet his arm, coming back to reality. He smells like sunshine. “But you still haven’t fucked me yet.”

Your fingers trail down to his jeans, fingertips ghosting over his zipper. He hums in agreement, eyes following. You play with the button for a second, just wanting to tease, but pop it and unzip the fly.

“Wanna know what I’m thinking about?” You ask, reaching up his shirt to feel his hot skin. “That time on the beach,” you purr, voice hushed and eyes wild.

“Yeah?” He bites his lip and sits back on his ass, taking you with him in his lap. Your knees bend and you sit comfortably on the seat that is only yours. “You thinking about my hand?”

“Mhm.” You lean and kiss at his cheek, trailing down to his jaw. “And something else.” You dig a hand down into his boxers and curl your fingers around his dick.

He’s hot and almost slippery, so hard you’re sure it’s painful. Your wrist slides against the tip and his hand on your ass curls into a fist.

You lean back, wanting to see his face, and watch as your touch washes over his body. He blinks rapidly, eyes focusing, and you smile sweetly.

It’s then that you shift into your knees, hand squeezing his dick, and sink down onto him.

His fingers fly up to your strained face and grasp your neck, immediately tight around your throat. Not tight enough to suffocate, but tight enough for your pulse to quicken.

Exactly what you’d imagined.

“You like that?” He pants, breath fanning over your cheek when you turn slightly and grip his shoulder for stability. You just nod and circle your hips.

His thumb on your chin guides your face back to his, wanting to see you fall apart, and you make a whiny noise. He feels where it starts and ends between his fingertips.

You ride between the strain of his hand around your throat and the movement of his body, head tilted back and mouth wide. Your fingers grip his shoulder and bicep as you ride.

It’s a difficult job, balancing the rhythm of your hips with the ache blooming from the muscles in your thighs, but you make it work.

You hear the bashfully whiny groans he’s exhaling into your ear and you make it work.

“You feel so good,” you whisper hoarsely as his hold tightens, chin tilting towards the sky. He grits his teeth and pushes his hips up into yours.

You scramble to grab onto his forearm and hold back your shriek.

The tightness of his fingers around your throat blur the lines of pleasure and pain, making it hard to catch a deep breath and ride him at the same time.

“Fuck, harder,” he stutters, almost whispering, and you nod furiously. Your thighs meet his lap, over and over with a noise that makes you blush even more than you already are, and you’re sure you’ll have bruises or at the very least a red mark.

He releases your throat and anchors himself with your hip and the small of your back, and when you finally gasp for air at the loss of his pressure on your neck he uses all his lower back strength to wedge himself deep into you.

You know you’ll have bruises there.

You push hard against his forearm as your back arches and the tension in your lower abdomen comes to a peak. Your toes curl where they are at his side.

Your vision comes in and out of focus as you cum again, blood white-hot in your veins. The climax is almost numbing. Addicting.

At this point you have no idea the noises you’re making, probably all gibberish and definitely humiliating, but the rushing in your ears is too much.

Rafe shudders and groans loudly into your ear, spending himself inside of you with a grunt, and you follow him as he falls back into the deck. You catch yourself with a palm on the sun scorched wood.

“Jesus Christ,” he pants, heart pounding and chest heaving. Sweat coats his buzzed hair in a shiny sheen, and your whole body is so sticky you feel like you could peel the layer of perspiration off of your body.

His hands still lazily hold your waist and they begin their ascent to your neck. He feels your pulse with the space between his thumb and forefinger, and his face splits into a grin at the feeling.

“I definitely am going to need some food after this.” You push yourself back up into a sitting position and put your hands on your hips as you finally catch your breath.

He looks so beautiful, half in the shade and half in the sun. Laid out beneath you. Still inside. Like some kind of god.

The hot sun is in his eyes, and his body is numb with the tension spent in his muscles. Rafe half wonders if his dick is still fucking there.

He barely feels when you crawl off of him and stumble into standing. He jerks up into a sitting position, that familiar ache in his back present, and grabs for your leg. He winces at the stretch. You should really be paying his chiropractor bill.

“Where are you going?” He accuses, voice scratchy in his throat.

“I need to shower, baby.” You bend to pick up your bikini bottoms. “We’re going to dinner, aren’t we?” You smile and turn back around to go inside, ass bare and a huge red mark in the shape of a large hand curved around the trunk of your throat.

Yeah, drive-up it is.

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slxthxrxn-sxmp · 2 years

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jurassic park headcanon request where they've been pining for a while and finally ask them out!

Ummm… ABSOLUTELY!

i hope this is what you imagined anon lol

Warnings: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE GIFS, Explicit language i guess, oblivious peoples lol,, kissing, in Kayla’s portion there’s a dude being a jerk so beware of that, alcohol consumption, not beta read or edited

Tags: @druigswh0ree

❖ Alan Grant

- Let’s just say the both of you were completely clueless of the feelings being harbored but everyone you guys encountered automatically picked up on it - He can’t quite remember when he had developed feelings. It was a subtle thing that crept in slowly and then snuck up on him like a robber in the night (needless to say he was not the first to have feelings in the relationship) - You on the other hand remember the moment you had feelings and it was not subtle it was a brick to your face. He had been at a convention for his book, talking to all sorts of people, and yet he always kept an eye on you making sure to glance up from what he was doing to find you. When the day was done he drove you home opening and closing your door for you - Alan subconsciously noticed the change in your demeanor but thought it didn’t have to do with him. Anytime he tried asking about it you have him a short answer and changed the topic - Something he didn’t even think about is the way he is always besides you practically attached at the hip and this just absolutely made you fall even harder for him - Then you just had to follow him to that god forsaken island (a/n you can choose which movie first, third, or even the latest one)he loved the way you had that survivors instinct. Now you were always and forever amazing in his eyes but seeing this other part of you that was totally badass, taking charge he knew he was in for the ride of his life - And yet he didn’t confess to you during a life or death situation like those movies, hell he didn’t even confess on the island. No he decided that a helicopter ride back to the mainland was the perfect time, I mean you can’t run away right - “So I uhh think drinks are an order, you and me?” It was whispered his confidence a little rocky after everything that happened - “You and me ?” You whispered back wind sucked out of your lungs - He out right smiled and brought you close to his side, resting his head on top of yours, “You and me.” - Yeahhh lets just say it took him YEARS literal years

❖ Ellie Sattler

- She fell first but just thought you deserved a life free of the limits of a relationship despite her being aware of your feelings, you were being very obvious - little touches no matter where you are (unless you are uncomfortable with it) she rests a hand on your back, between your shoulder blades, you shoulder, you elbow. She likes to show you she is physically and mentally there for you - her favorite past time with you is going museum hopping loving to travel through time and around the world with you - will willingly let you rant or vent to her as long as she can do the same thing - you will have to enable her behavior of taking down crazy ceos - Even while you guys were “just friends” she loves to cuddle especially if you guys are pulling all nighters - Both of you go to protests for climate change and anything else and y’all can’t change my mind - but it’s not on one of your chaotic days that you both confess it’s actually on a lazy day of watching true crime and she asks you to be her plus one to her cousins wedding - you kiss her on a whim which leads to a more intense cuddle session and her whispering how long she’s been waiting to do that

❖ Ian Malcolm

- I’d say you both fell at the same time - At first the flirting between you two was just games and for fun((( well it was for him because at first you would just shake your head and blush or shooting him down but soon you gained confidence and started flirting right back with him which stumped him - This man is gobsmacked but recovers quickly - He likes to place his hand on the small of your back that small intimacy drives the both of you crazy - Of course the two of you are way too stubborn to confess both wanting the other to say something first - You always find yourself floating back to him physical in social settings - Long phone calls in which he will talk and talk and eventually it’s a silent call where you guys are just indulging in the presence of one another - Expect him to bring you coffee, tea, or any other drink ever few days just cause - You give him little Knick knacks and such or books that you enjoyed that is the best way to his heart - He’d be the first one to break, asking you to a cheesy karaoke bar - The two of get so drunk and song as many outrageous songs together <333

❖ Claire Dearing

-(This girl gave me so much trouble ) - she is a businesswoman who doesn’t understand why society makes her feel like she can’t have a good job AND a nice relationship so as the person she is she goes out of her way to find a good partner who can fit with her lifestyle - so her friends take her out for a girls night which then leads to seeing some high school friends that’s where you come in - Claire had a crush on you all of high school never brave enough to talk to you just admiring from the distance - Now it’s still the same, she can face billionaires and dinosaurs but not a stunning person - It’s up to you to go say hi to her in the line for the club - turns out you had the fattest crush on her too - the night was full of banter and buying each other drinks - at the end of the with slurred speech you tell each that you need to get to get her soon and talk - days pass before you follow her on social media then send her a text - it’s weeks before you meet up just talking to each other on FaceTime and text - She’ll send you flowers saying that she just thought they were pretty - When the time finally comes she convinces you to come to the island to see the park (you force her to let you pay for plane tickets but she insists that everything else is on her since she couldn’t come to the mainland to you - Cue a beautiful day at the park where you make her see the magic of the park once more

❖ Owen Grady

- After the stuff he’s been through I think it’ll take a while for him to even realize he likes you - between you and me you guys probably met at a rag tag bar and he was probably showing off his dart skills - PLEASE You would definitely show him up so like the gentleman he buys you a round of whatever you want - next thing you know your friends are pulling you away to go to the next bar (little did you know that he had slipped a napkin with his number on it into your pocket - come Monday you get to your new job and guess who’s one of your coworkers? Mr handsome from the bar - after a few awkward days he invites you to a different bar - “Not like as a date date just like a drinking buddy thing.” He told you - but soon he’s checking up on you during work make sure your not working yourself to death - Those drinking buddy dates turned to hikes turned to stargazing and soon enough you were the one who had to get the confidence and ask him what you guys are - his stomach drops and that is the precise moment he realizes ‘oh shit’ he absolutely adores you- “Why don’t we find out ? Let’s go to that that fancy Thai restaurant at 7 I’ll pick you up.” - Expect him to appear at your door at 6:50 with a big bundle of flowers looking the best he can

❖ Zach Mitchell

- This Romeo was in love before he even knew you - He will try to act cool maybe play a little hard to get - of course he will slip up a whole bunch XD - expect study get togethers for college mostly at the library but one particular time you guys go over to his house. Let’s just say his mom absolutely loves you for your manners/helping Zach get more involved in school, his dad finds the dynamic between you and his son adorable almost reminding him of the young love him and his wife used to have, and the most important person Gray at first he’s not quite sure but when you actually listen to him ramble about Dinos he decides that you are the perfect one for Zach - now we all know that our guy Zach when not in a relationship can get distracted easily by…. Others but this surprising rapidly changes for him after getting close to you - After meeting his family that’s when you fell for him, watching how he’s interacted with his brother and played around with his dad and even helping his mom with dinner preparations -You knew he was a player to say the least so you tried to push feelings aside even distancing yourself from him - But Zach wasn’t really having any of it texting you good morning and good night everyday and even making sure to hand you an energy drink or coffee during the shared class of yours so eventually you gave in allowing yourself to be swallowed by the love you felt for the man - in the end it’s his brother who asks you to a date for Zach plain out calls you one day saying - “The local pizza arcade with Zach 6:30 don’t be late.” - the little weasel was something else because he then called Zach saying something similar and surprisingly you both went arriving at 6:30 sharp - it was the best day of your life

❖ Franklin Webb

- I personally believe that this man is a helpless romantic at heart and I will die on this hill - You care about Dinos and will do anything for them ? In love. - You will talk to him about government conspiracy theories ? In love. - You help him with work or ask him what he wants at a cafe you are heading to during break ? In love. - But he will keep all of this to himself. Attempt to flirt ( unsuccessfully) - He will buy you things and try to play it off as ‘Oh I thought of you when I saw it. It’s really nothing at all. Don’t worry about.’ - After work life is pretty domestic with him borrowing sugar from each other, watching tv shows together, having a makeshift book club with each other. There was always something between you two that was a little more than friends - Hell you guys even had sleepover in either his or your living room. You were always the first one to fall asleep and during those nights he would look at you seeing how peaceful you are in the tv light - Takes you to his home on holidays to see his family because they all love you - These events can go two different way 1. You being absolutely oblivious to his attempts and you both end up slipping into a situationship until one day you introduce him to someone as your boyfriend 2. You grow some balls and ask him on some dates yourself and then eventually ask him to be your boyfriend

❖ Zia Rodriguez

- She will refuse to admit that she kinda likes you almost seeing as a relationship with how the world is as a distraction but she has such a soft spot for you - the two of you look after each other because I feel like you two started out as friends and the two of you have similar work ethics so every once an a while one of you will send a little text to the other - you buy her cute little stickers for her laptop because she liked the look of your sticker covered computer - while she buys you cute stuffed animals that she finds Dino’s in particular but if you have a thing for squishmallows you can bet she’ll try buy everyone she sees (sometimes she gets you duplicates but you know it’s the thought - You two love to watch tv shows together and rant to each other about them this happens every other week - one of these times she falls asleep in the middle of the episode so you pause the tv and glance to her - “god you’re so pretty.” - to your surprise her eyes crack open -“you really think so babe?” Her voice was gravely and tired -“I absolutely do baby.” - and she smiled eyes closing again, you feel asleep too not long after

❖ Kayla Watts

- She falls so goddamn hard - Literally doesn’t even have to talk to you. She sees you once and is in love with your hair your face your body language. When she finally talks to you ? She is head over heels. - Will try her hardest to impress you in anyway Loves just,,… talking to you - For you, it takes you longer but you definitely think it’s cute how she’s acting. After a while she gets comfortable with you and then one day she takes you to the Dino black market (after instructing you to stay by her side the whole time) - Some random person shoved you out of the way while you were looking at one of the cute baby dinosaurs and then said person decide to be an absolute pig - Cue Kayla pummeling this person and then taking you to the bathroom barricading the door and cleaning you up - That’s when you knew. Your heart tugs while in that bathroom and it wasn’t just because of your busted lip - “Kay ?” She was washing her face now in the sink and whipped around to you, drying her face with her sleeve quickly - “No, honey your gonna make that cut worse.” And then she was fussing over you once more bringing a towel to your mouth. Kayla always wished to be this close to you but now in this situation it was like a nightmare. This was all her fault she should never have brought you here - You caught her wrist and looked into her eyes seeking comfort. “Can we just go back to the hotel you please. I just want to watch a movie and rest” - “Yeah yeah I can do that.” Just like that reality came crashing down on her. Her own mind telling her you would never want to see her again after this“ - And will you….. can you….. can you stay with me?” Kayla knows she shouldn’t have but she beamed at your question, chest inflating about five sizes - “Of course I can honey.” Just like that her arm was around you leading you out of the underground market and up to the hotel you two were staying at

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petrichormore · 8 months

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!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

#sorry I’m salty and I’m mostly joking I’m not actually that pressed #and plus q!Bad likes to babysit so it is His Own Doing I’m sure others would help if he asked #the thing is he’s never going to ask he’s allergic to asking for help #also this is more about the fandom anyway #they always yell on twitter and IN HIS CHAT to take care of eggs #but if he misses one sign or doesnt read the eggs damn mind he’s an unfit parent like. okay.#^^^ that last tag is specifically about how much people nag on him about tallulah in particular #‘bad is always leaving her behind i only trust Phil’ SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE LITERALLY SEES BAD AS A FATHER FIGURE #tallulah would be dead several times over if it weren’t for him #so would chayanne and so would Leo and so would half the players if we’re being honest #anyway I would be so sad if he killed an egg but he’s earned it at this point tbf #q!badboyhalo #fandom critique #i like the qsmp fandom usually but when people chat hop to tell him to wake up chayanne i get… silly

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y0ukn0wme · 6 months

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Adult Users on Tumblr trying to ruin Minor Users

Now this isn't a jab to every single adult user here on tumblr, but it's definitely to a few of them. I was scrolling through some tags earlier, mainly call of duty, modern warfare, konig, etc. and this one post I came across was this adult user posting about a minors blog and saying to "beware and report their account." How do people, especially adults get the audacity? They said this in the name of "it's uncomfortable," "minors shouldn't be writing about dark fics," etc. Take a rain check here people, anyone and everyone can write whatever the fuck they want. Regardless of them being a MINOR. You don't get to screenshot others blogs, post on your own blog and then tell your followers to report their account because you are uncomfortable and don't like it. In all honestly, it's even creepier that this person took the time to screenshot this minors blog to tell others. They could have just blocked them, it's that simple. If a minor is writing a dark fic, that's their business. It's for them to enjoy and other minors to enjoy because minors are allowed to read this stuff. Half the time they write and read it's for other minors because adult blogs don't want minors interacting with their own blogs and I get it. But minors need their own community too, where they can write and read what they want and aren't alienated from a community cause of their age. Sorry, I had to rant because this just pissed me off. Let minors read and write whatever the fuck they want, many, if not all of us were minors reading this shit too at one point. And, if you're the person who posted the screenshot of that minors blog, go fuck yourself.

If you're the minor whose blog got posted by the adult blog where they told others to beware and report your account, I'm sorry. They have/had zero right to do that. There's a block button for a damn reason, start using it adult blogs and leave minors alone.

#fanfiction #fanfic #minors #minor safety #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig #dark fic

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calebs-hangout-corner · 3 months

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(Long happy/?? rant incoming. Sorry, I just saw your account and had to talk to someone about this)

Ough. I've been thinking about when I read the original The Ghost Next Door book and it honest-to-God changed my mind or something because no book I've read so far is as of high reputation in my mind as that. Maybe it was because I was younger and hadn't read as much, but I have had it in my head for like a month now to Get That Book for myself. My school library has like twenty or so of the books but not that one!! When I saw the Goosebumps collection I was like "NO WAYYYY" but then I got really disappointed when it wasn't there. I need to ask the librarian if they can get it LOL.

Anyway, I remembered it again after going through a nostalgia blog and I searched the tag. Lo and behold, there was your blog! I don't remember any of the other plots very well (from the ones I read; the bookshelf where I originally read it was TINY and barely ever had GB books), nor any of the characters aside from Hannah and Danny, but nevertheless I'm enjoying your Goosebumps art and content a lot. Btw your art style is awesome. :D

I'm now desperate to find somewhere to watch the original 90's show. I've seen it's on Google Play or whatever and Microsoft, but I need to look into that. Help is appreciated, if you know where.

But I guess my question is: what books do you recommend? I like both the standard and the choose your own adventure ones (idk if there are any others). I read/started reading The Haunted Mask, The Werewolf of Fever Swamp, Welcome to Camp Nightmare, The Ghost Next Door (duh), Let's Get Invisible, Monster Blood, The Cuckoo Clock of Doom, The Girl Who Cried Monster (I think. That's the one where the guy eats the bugs or whatever, right?), Escape From Camp Run-for-Your-Life, You Can't Scare Me, Scream of the Evil Genie and/or Be Careful What You Wish For (one of them, lol, maybe both. I think it involved a cola can?).

Any suggestions would be appreciated! Thanks for reading this long-as-hell ask and also thank you if you respond! Obviously, no pressure. Hope you have a great week and good things come your way!

P.S., you got me to start listening to the Goosebumps the Musical: Phantom of the Auditorium soundtrack and it's so good.

-👻🪐 (I hope emoji anons are okay, just in case there's a follow-up ask or something)

Hello!!! This message is very sweet and I had fun reading it, thank you! I'm sorry it took me a day to respond, I was a little busy!

I hope you're successful in finding the book. My library has the opposite problem: It has no books except Ghost Next Door (germany doesn't really sell them anymore, so they're hard to come by, even in libraries). Also, all the Goosebumps episodes you can find on YouTube somewhere! There's many reuploads of them.

As for books I'd recommend, you've already read a few of the ones I really like! But if you need more my favorites you haven't read from the series' you mentioned liking include:

- Phantom of the Auditorium (but like the book version! Very good, very fun, really emphasises the "the gang shares one braincell" part)

- Werewolf Skin

- Calling All Creeps

- Night of the Living Dummy 1 and 2, I've heard the third is good too but that one actually didn't manage to hold my attention, but maybe it will for you!

- Welcome To Dead House (This one's fun)

- Piano Lessons Can Be Murder (I just think it's neat)

- A Night In Terror Tower (Again, I just think it's neat!!), This one also has a "Give Yourself Goosebumps" sequel book "Return To Terror Tower) I recommend aswell!

- Beware, The Snowman!

As for the Give Yourself Goosebumps books I'm like "Please Don't Feed The Vampire"

Those are the books I'm fond of. It's a bit of a list, I hope you don't mind!

#goosebumps #burtle screms

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idontgetanysleep · 9 months

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hi! this is a little introduction to my corner of tumblr! it’s a little about me, my content, and upcoming projects!

intro

you can call me h, i am a graphic design student in college, i am currently 20, and i go by she/her pronouns. i love to interact with you all on this platform so please don’t hesitate to tag, mention, or message me! even if we have never talked!

my content

masterlist

my passion is creating, and so when i’m not doing class work i am working on fun passion projects for my obsessions. i post my work here on this page because sharing is caring <3

as of right now this is just a star wars blog, but could change in the future as i rotate obsessions

please note that everything on my page is OPEN TO USE! i just ask you consider liking and reblogging :)

requests are OPEN!

if you have something specific in mind dm me! i design icons, banners, dividers, wallpapers, poster, t-shirts, and more!

active event!

i am celebrating my 200 follower milestone! click here to see what events i have going on! :)

warning!

my reblogs are NSFW! i reblog topics that are not meant for minors! so please beware and do not interact if you are below 18 years of age!

tag system

h designs - content that i have made + posted

h reblogs - anything i reblog (obv)

h likes to share music - any music recs i gift you

h fic recs - fanfiction i reblog and recommend (usually followed by all cap comments that reflect my internal screaming)

h rants - random thoughts i have, just random shit tbh nothing special, or if i go in DEPTH about a topic

h hits 200 - every post that retains to my 200 follower celebration

these will all be tagged below for easy access

#h designs #h reblogs #h fic recs #h rants #h likes to share music #h hits 200

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novieight · 1 year

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"Blushing faces covered in pink! Rushing bombs, exploding ink!"

"Faces blush, a rush of ink! Bombs explode, no time to think!"

hi everyone!! im finally making a masterpost or intro post whatever you call it!!! so first im gonna tell about myself i guess lmao im so awkward ANYWAYS-

my name is Novan!!! im a genderfluid transmasc lesbian!!

im a MINOR!!!!!!!!!!

i go by he/they pronouns

i have a splatoon hyperfixation as well as sky: cotl, disney twisted wonderland, toilet bound hanako kun, and kid icarus!!!! talk to me about any of them!!!

im an age regressor and also part of the tk community ^///^

go follow my friend @4low3r!!!!!!! theyre super fuckin cool and their writing is really good!!!

now for some basic dni, triggers, etc.

dni if proship, prolife, anti-anti, etc. basic dni stuff

dni if homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc.

most find this strange but if you openly post about in depth religion PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU DNI!!!!! it triggers my derealization :(

i get triggered by mentions of manipulation, su!c!de, threatening one's life, etc. so please be careful with those topics around me!!

i have trypanophobia so needles and excessive blood (irl, art stuff is fine) really scares me

please dont reality check me as it really upsets me

saying this again please DNI IF YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS ACCOUNT!!!! DO NOT TRY TO "CONVERT" OR "MAKE ME REPENT" I WILL INSTANTLY BLOCK AND REPORT YOU!!!!

ummmmm what else do i put here OH I GUESS A BYF LIST IS GOOD I DONT KNOW IM TRYING TO TAKE UP SPACE HERE

i spam post like A LOT; im the type to reblog LOADS of art and fics and stuff, so if you dont like when users clutter your dash beware of me i guess lol

if you couldnt tell i get really awkward about some subjects so just i dont know just thought i should say that

i DO reblog tk content so if you dont want to see that then you probably shouldnt follow me

i also have these random thoughts and rants and stuff and yeah i can act really different at times sooooo uh yeah

i am an undiagnosed autistic; i still live with my abusers because im not old enough to live on my own BUT as soon as i can get safely tested for autism i will see about a real diagnosis

i do vent on here sometimes so if you dont want to see me talking about potentially triggering topics i would block the tag "novasvents" because i always tag my vent posts with that

i should also mention that i am part of the selfship community!! i self ship with frye and riddle rosehearts as well as a few others!!

now how about a list of the characters that i am!! (bolded = more frequent!!)

callie cuttlefish (splatoon)

hypno!callie (splatoon)

aloha (coroika)

frye (splatoon)

mei shijima (toilet bound hanako kun)

emma 63194 (the promised neverland)

lilia vanrouge (disney twisted wonderland, diasomnia)

basil (omori)

mitsuba sousuke (toilet bound hanako kun)

miko villager (bad end night by hitoshizuku x yama)

viridi (kid icarus: uprising)

ENA (Joel G)

anddddd thats about all i can think of!! stay fresh!!

#novasspeaks #holy shit i finally made it #JEEZ THIS TOOK SO LONG WHAT THE FUCK #i really like it though #and i love how i themed my blog as Hypno <3 #let the hyperfixation COMMENCE #AGAIN

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postmodernmulticoloredcloak · 2 years

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Sooo I have had a sudden big influx of new followers since the Winchesters trailers came out, I reckon it’s time for a hello post!

Welcome everybody, I’m Marghe, I’m a European person in my thirties, queer, the amount of deranged that makes people come to this website to overanalyze media and have a lot of fun doing so.

I’ve made this blog during season 10 of Supernatural although I have been familiar with tumblr for a longer time. (I have seen things that you humans etc etc.) It is mainly a fandom blog, although it’s my only blog as I refuse to have sideblogs, so you can technically find a lil bit of everything.

Two are the main interests I blog about, Supernatural and Steve/Bucky (not the MCU, I’ve dropped out of the MCU a long time ago and I harbor more salt than a sodium chloride processing plant. Beware, asking me about MCU opinions results in rants.) but lately also Our Flag Means Death has joined the fray.

Things are tagged so you can blacklist, say, “mcu” and all content related to it will be hidden. I will go on spam sprees of Sebastian Stan posts so blacklist “beautiful human puppy” if you’re not interested or you will hate me.

Anyway, I’m a Dean Winchester person (the Dean Winchester fan to transgender pipeline etc etc) and DeanCas supporter. I... like Supernatural. Of course not everything about it (it does, uh, contain multitudes, to put it mildly), but I draw enjoyment and joy from the experience of watching it and being in the fandom for it, so I’m here for the entire ride.

I’m always open to interact and happy to make friends!

#blabbering me #i also started making goodnight posts when i started having followers and it stuck #so you'll get a lil goodnight post from me every night #i think it makes me a little weird even for this website #but i'm a child of an older tumblr culture where everyone acted weirder

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saplingdraws · 2 years

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How ya been ding lately Allie? Feeling alright? Game going well?

hello!! i have successfully crawled my way through a period of depression and am ready to fight god again. but also things have been kind of up in the air for me (rant incoming lmao beware!!)

i was going to go back to college (again) at the start of september to be more widely employable and get a job with a decent salary, but i ended up withdrawing just before classes started because it wasn't something i wanted to do and i couldn't bring myself to force myself away from my passions for capitalism. probably a stupid call because now i'm broke lmao

i fixed up my animation reel and applied to the only actually good and fair paying studio in my city. that was 10 days ago and i haven't heard anything back besides the confirmation that they received my application, so that's probably a wash. i'll follow up with them soon but i have zero hopes there. so now i have to look around for another shitty retail job (no shade to retail workers, i worked retail for 15 years and all through university, nothing but respect) and it's kinda killing me but gotta make that bread and i won't go back to the studio i was at because it paid horribly and was super toxic. on top of that, our cat pippin had to go to the vet and it was a whole ordeal.

i haven't really posted here because i already felt like i was being pretty negative on here and i hate being like that! and also because my art does like... 10% of the numbers on here that it does on twitter, so i'm mostly active on there because it's kind of discouraging on here when i get like 10-20 likes on something that took hours. it's just harder to get exposure on here because of the algorithm and how tags work, that's all.

but i do honestly really miss being active on here and the mutuals i have here (including yourself) are some of the most lovely supportive folks i've ever met online <3 it really meant a lot that you reached out with this to check on me!!

but yeah! i'm done being negative lmao it's positive time baby! my partner and i made a pact to do our very best to focus on the good stuff and make it through stuff together, and i know i could have it a lot worse and am lucky for a lot of reasons. so thank you to everybody who's still here i love you so much <3 i'm gonna make a commissions post tomorrow 😘

#detect-thoughts #answered #oh and there's a hurricane tonight hahah that's why i'm not making the comms post tonight <3 #i hope you're doing so well!! i'm going to catch up a bit on my dash soon and get it together #long post

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iridescent-beings · 1 year

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VENT/RANT/NSFW SHITPOST SIDEBLOG OF @dilucsrevenge. READER BEWARE FOR UNTAGGED TRIGGERS. DARK THEMES MAY BE PRESENT ON THIS BLOG. DUE TO THE NATURE OF THIS BLOG, ALL FOLLOWERS MUST BE 18+. NO UNLABELED BLOGS WILL BE ALLOWED TO FOLLOW.

ALL INTERACTIONS WILL COME FROM THE MAIN ACCOUNT THAT IS TAGGED. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE CONTENT HERE.

#pnnd

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writingat-night · 3 years

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remind me again why i thought facebook was a good idea

#beware. rant in the following tags #me joining a bunch of donor conception groups like ‘can’t wait to chat to people like me! it’ll be fun! maybe i’ll even find a half sibling’#what i actually got:: a bunch of bitter adults angry that their parents didn’t tell them they were donor conceived and taking it out #on the rest of us by going on about how ‘donor conception isn’t natural’#like!!! do you not hear yourselves!!!#i’m sorry your parents suck but the answer is not ‘nuclear families are the only viable option’!!!#and they’re constantly trying to speak over those of us who were told at birth. ugh #like the number of times i’ve been told in that group ‘EVERYONE has issues with donor conception youre just deluded’#or something along those lines #it’s like 2014 tumblr all over again #i am this 👌🏻 close to just leaving the group #but i want to be there to reassure any parents who are being told by the group that they’re evil for choosing donor conception #sorry for the rant but i am just!!! very angry #i joined expecting like minded peers and instead got the same bs i’ve been fighting against my entire life spat back in my face #BY the very people who should by all means understand #it’s soo us american centric too #sorry your country has shitty laws about donor conception!! that doesn’t mean every country does #or that donor conception is Evil and Unnatural and Wrong #vent #athena talks

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merrycri-sis · 4 years

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jaspxr · 2 years

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Hello!

Welcome to my milestone ~ birthday month ~ Valentine’s day celebration, lovely people! I truly cannot believe so many of you like and reblog my little collages, and I’m so happy and thankful for each and every one of you that have become my friends, besties, pals over this short period of time! As a thank you for every nice comment and ask and willingness to read my unhinged CM rants, I have organized this lil Valentine’s day themed love-fest! I hope you enjoy and find something you like on:

The Love menu:

✨☁️🍯🧸✨ ~ philia ~ affectionate love ~ send me your favourite character and a scenario/colour/etc., and I’ll make you a little visual of sorts ✩‧₊˚

☕🤎🧸📜🎓 ~ pragma ~ enduring love ~ send me your favourite character and I will make a Valentine’s date mood board for them x reader ✩‧₊˚

🌿🍄🧚🏻‍♀️🍄🌱 ~ storge ~ familiar love ~ send me your fic and I’ll make a fic rec friday moodboard for you

🍒❤️🍫 ~ eros ~ romantic love ~ send me your OTP and I will make a Valentine’s day date mood board for them ✩‧₊˚

*. °🌸🎀🩰🍧*. ° ~ ludus ~ playful love ~ ask me a q., send me a game ✩‧₊˚

🌹🗡️❤️ ~ mania ~ obsessive love ~ send me your favourite villain/unsub and I’ll make you a mood board for them ✩‧₊˚

🧸🪴🩹☕️ ~ philautia ~ self love ~ send me five of your favourite things, and I’ll make you a personalized moodboard based upon them and your blog ✩‧₊˚

☀️✨💛🌻 ~ agape ~ selfless love ~ order a fic or a character moodboard for someone else (or let me have free reign :) ✩‧₊˚

The Love-Fest Valentine themed Requests are open JAN 30th ~ FEB 10th, and other requests until the rest of the month.

Happy Valentine’s, Galentine’s, Brolentine’s day everyone and thank you for being my friend!

*. ° Conditions *. ° : This celebration is meant to be CM centered. If you’d like to send something else in, I will try to do my best but I don’t guarantee that I’ll take your request. The only real condition is to be patient with me. While February is my birth month AND a celebration of love, it is also the busiest month for my work, so it’ll take me some time to make these. Also, it would be nice if you followed me if you request something. (Also also, I still haven’t watched the last couple of CM episodes, so if you request any of the later-seasons characters, beware that they may not be entirely canon accurate.)

*. ° the tag if you want to block it: #jaspxr600

#jaspxr600 #I am so terrified #but so happy and grateful #to have so many new people to interact with #also #be kind to me #I have mostly done hotch modboards so I'm a bit rusty #criminal minds #jasper's follower celebration #jaspxr600master

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santonali · 2 years

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weewoo an actually genuinely fun questions meme, thank you @spinazzola for giving me something fun to do!! <3 beware if u further read this it’s just so much bullshit from yours truly

1. Why did you choose your URL?

jordan henderson is my favorite footballer, and that much is still obvious even as i’m less and less involved with liverpool. this is also why it’s so hard for me to part with this url, and honestly idk if i will! i’ve had it now since he lifted the premier league trophy.

2. Any side blogs?

abso-fucking-lutely yes it’s @vetustamorla and i post everything there from tv to fandom to pretty things to the occasional oversharing

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

since 2016 and counting, but only since 2017 as proper, sole football tumblr

4. Do you have a queue tag?

absolutely not, do i look like i have a queue tag? if u come to this blog looking for content i doubt u care if it’s current or queued

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

cause of euro 2016 -- i had to find a space to express my love of arek milik and my hatred of the portuguese national team, and its still pretty much the gist of things

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

bc i mfing LOVE erick pulgar he’s the funniest most random footballer to stan and that’s why he’s the one for me. also, bc i enjoyed chile at the copa america last summer

7. Why did you choose your header?

patrick cutrone was the first player i loved at milan, i watched him grow and grew with him, and i’ve had this header ever since and haven’t stopped. it’s not going anywhere folks. se queda.

8. Whats your post with the most notes?

my 3 posts with the most notes aren’t football-related so i’ll skip them; that would be my rant about simon kjaer post you know which denmark match in the 2020 euros

9. How many mutuals do you have?

many, probably, but the amount i’d say i interact with and/or talk to frequently is........10. but this isn’t a very conclusive number.

10. How many followers do you have?

1227 thank yall i doubt most of you exist but still

11. How many people do you follow?

1448........look, i couldnt even name a 100 blogs but ok

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

bro i wont even answer this

13. How often do you use tumblr?

everyday pretty much bc of one person and u know who u are, damn you, i like talking to you....and i also like the act of scrolling

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?

oh for sure yes

15. How do you feel about the "you have to reblog this" posts?

don’t like them personally bc i don’t treat tumblr very seriously at all

16. Do you like tag games?

sure

17. Do you like ask games?

sure

18. Which of your moots do you think are tumblr famous?

some of my england mutuals definitely get a lot of traction on their blogs

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual.

nah we’re all lads lads lads i love yall though for real <3

gonna tag @circusleague @daylightisfadingaway and @lukamodric so 30% of my alleged mutuals from question 9

#yooo first one of these in 2022!

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