#better me than thor

[worstloki]

Personally I think Thor should be able to hear electricity going on around him and it should bother him a lot btw. He hates the fridge intimately

#autistic Thor my beloved #I think Thor should be sitting alone and then just glare at a microwave btw #the reason reason Thor in all those AUs keeps ‘accidentally’ destroying the toaster and his phones etc. #Thor: can I just get Loki to give me a magic rock to keep in contact bc I can’t live like this #Avengers: he is the ENEMY #Thor: i bet his house is better than all the buzzing around here

[iamnmbr3]

TR writers: lol. Loki called himself the savior of the Asgardian people. he's such a pathetic, shallow, arrogant drama queen who just craves attention and tries to pet his own ego by ridiculously inflating his accomplishments.  

Me: ok but didn't he literally singlehandedly bring transport to evacuate everyone so that they don't all die? and then wasn't he the one to actually deal with the threat by raising Surtur (at great risk to himself)???? like. what exactly did TR!Thor actually contribute other than delaying Loki by torturing him and then leaving him to die????

#its so funny to me that TR tries to do everything to destroy loki's character and arc but somehow the damage to thor #is worse even tho its supposedly trying to lift thor up. tr!thor is wildly ooc and has no arc. he contributes nothing to the plot #like supposedly loki's arc is learning to care about other ppl which makes no sense #bc loki is defined by caring about other ppl #but even if we take it at face value. that's at least better than TR! #*TR!Thor's arc which is....learning to use lightning better. yeah that's it. no growth whatsoever #Loki #Thor #thor ragnarok #marvel #MCU #random musings

[tonyee]

who the fuck told them to move the search button???

this is tumblr…i though we established that we don’t like change here

#who signed off on this #we’re supposed to be better than Twitter why would you do this #tumblr search #nonsims #how tf do I find my mcu!thor x black! plus size! reader fics now smh #wtf is a tumblr live #and why is it in between me and Chris hemsworth???

[tyrannuspitch]

i don't have time to capture it right now but the funny thing about loki's fake plan that everyone misremembers is that it's a really STUPID plan. and that's the whole point. he's acting like a reckless, arrogant idiot so that laufey will underestimate him and not suspect the real plan. but people seem to miss this and try to remember it as something more obviously devious and "clever". which, by erasing the mind games, actually simplifies it significantly

#space viking tag #no deep comments on this one it's just funny #as i have said many times before... #'marvel movies are simplistic formulaic superficial and disposable' then WHY can no-one ever give me a basic plot synopsis of thor 1. #'marvel misunderstands the myths' are u sure you've understood marvel? #not claiming either is a totally incorrect statement. but. my bad movie is better than urs. <3 <3 <3

[alessandramortt]

Val and Jane: have never interacted and don't have the slimmest leg to stand on

Fandom: !!! LESBIANS!!! UWU BEST COUPLE EVER MHMM GAYYY

Val and Thor: In a whole movie together, where they had off the charts chemistry and in which they developed their relationship significantly, have stuff in common and make each other better

Fandom: ...

Fandom: anyway, the lesbia-

#i stg this feels like a repeat of valcarol #i am tired exhausted fatigued #fandoms be intent on making me both a raging misandrist and a lesbophobe apparently #thorkyrie #at least val carol had the whole soace thang? and half a scene within seconds of each other in endgame? #anti valjane #anti valcarol #tbs #mt #mcu #thor love and thunder #mcu discourse #i want val to get a gf if shes not with thor #i do bi val is v important to me #but ppl losing it over ships that dont even make sense and claiming its automatically better than thorkyrie #paying them attention (and val) only when it's gay #that gets p annoying p quickly

[magnusmodig]

rough childhood headcanon qs / @clxscdeyes / no longer accepting !

╰┈➤ 7 . how old was your muse when they realized they had childhood trauma?

||. one whole "today years old" post!ragnarok and hela's reveal. Except, even then, according to the movie, not really because Thor is still in heavy denial about all of it where Odin is concerned. I've spoken a bit (here) about how Thor adores his family; he idolizes them and views them through blinding rose-colored glasses, (especially when they're deceased) and that is especially true of his circumstances.

So, very often times when the truth clashes with the rose-colored view of them (namely: his father), Thor does one of two things: find a way to justify the words or action with the surrounding context of the time to make it make sense (e.g., well he scolded me harshly because i was talking back), or avoid it altogether. (this is his go-to. no talking about it; thor would rather not right now, so he does not.)

Key example being: he would rather focus on how his father changed his ways, and the Odin that he knew and grew up with was a man who had turned away from pursuing war for war's sake, and was instead one who valued peace and life. He would rather focus on that aspect of Odin, and take in the broader picture of Odin's life. REGARDLESS of the fact that what Thor is deeply, personally affected - not with the realization that Odin changed his ways once upon a time - but by the fact that he lied to him, manipulated him, and controlled and shaped every aspect of his being, for Thor's whole life, JUST to avoid another Hela. Someone who Thor is not, could not be farther from, and never knew about, because Odin (apparently) kept the matter of his true first-born a closely-guarded secret and seemingly would have continued to were it not for Odin's death, Hela's escape, and Ragnarok all coinciding at the same moment in time. And this, all because Thor rationalizes it as "well, I wouldn't want to be remembered and judged based on the person that I used to be. I should extend that same kindness to my father, because he too, changed." (x10 because now Odin is dead. And it's in poor-taste to speak ill of a dead man.)

The problem namely being: Thor only talks about things when Thor decides it's time to talk about things ; when he is ready. ...but as this is a topic that ripple effects down to Thor's core, good luck getting him to open up about it, even just with himself.

#(yknow what sucks most about this is that 2011-2015 thor was on a trajectory where) #(while he still wouldn't talk about a lot of things he wasn't as firmly rooted in /absolute denial/ like he is now >>) #(he would lock up and not talk about his personal feelings but he was still /thinking/ about them) #(- and could grow ready to share his thoughts once he processed through all of it.) #(or at least he would broach the broad concepts while still lightly brushing over 'k but how did it make THOR feel') #(dude would rather choke than talk about his own feelings no support system for thor he's so dumb) #(which is also just so funny because he never /denied/ the fact that he's feeling under the weather either) #(he just... won't elaborate on why he is or how to feel better.) #(but anyways) #(to rationalize the trajectory shift away from 'thor being able to talk about deeply upsetting topics for him even if it's uncomfortable') #(i've decided that so much has happened in such a short amount of time and there's /so/ many things eating at him-) #(-that he's subconsciously decided he's not going to talk much about any of them. because there's just too much.) #(the vibe of 'if i talk about this now i'm going to fall and if i fall i don't know if i can get up again because it's finally too heavy) #(-and i can't afford to fall down bc there's too much at stake outside of me so i just will not take the chance') #(he can if he's ever with someone he truly trusts and he can speak about it NORMALLY if that person pushes him enough) #(because you've always had to needle thor to /actually answer your question/ rather than talk half-way around it) #(//stares at thor 2011 where he never opens up to jane even once not even at the fire-side chat) #(but until then it's big denial mode bc ragnarok messed him up something fierce and i'm not even talking about-) #(-the order of in-universe events that happen in the movie orz) #( ooc . ) — stories that leap from the page . #( answered . ) — black feathers fall to a raven's call . #clxscdeyes #( headcanon . ) — glory to the man who toils for his land . may it ever prosper .

[thepancakelady]

Where in the world can I belong?

#the warp effect #the warp effect the series #thor thinnaphan #new thitipoom #jojo tichakorn #thaidrama #gmmtv #asiandramaedit #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbt drama #edit tag #my poor son who feels like he doesn't belong #i adore him so much #the way he creeped on me and became my fave is unreal #i meant to make this last week but I was working on my master's thesis and had no time at all #but i don't think this has been gifted so better late than never

[lilydvoratrelundar]

the thing about loki 2021 is that its really fuckin good but not in any of the ways that the loki comics are really fuckin good. and the loki comics are better. go read the loki comics.

#except vote loki u can pretend that one doesnt exist #and also pretend that god who fell to earth went on as long as it should have (i.e. more than five FUCKING issues) #lily dot tee ex tee #marvel #loki #thor #<- oh also the thor comics are just better than the films that one's much simpler #the only way i can think of loki 2021 being similar to stuff like aoa or jim is ideas about free will but it approaches that whole thing #from a completely different angle. its not a story about stories its a story about choics #which is also fascinating and i wanna watch it again at some point but i have no TIME #but also yeah the best thing that loki 2021 did was convince me to finally read loki aoa (which sparked my thor comics phase which i have #still not left) #also sylki was good actually. fuck you <3 #the only bad things loki 2021 did was not make sylvie CANON trans and use kid loki and original loki as costumes #without any respect for the characters themselves #which makes sense because the mcu would not be able to speedrun the entire 2007-2015 character arc in one series #which proves my point that yall should read agent of asgard. now. #616 #mcu

[notanotherockstar]

indians will make fun of brahmastra but will then go and watch the latest mcu movie/tv show

#iT hAs nO pLoT #what was the plot of thor love and thunder? tell me?? #tHe dIaLoGuE wAs CrInGy #she hulk literally tells a man who tried to commit suicide because he was so terrified of the man he became when he was angry that #she was better at controlling anger than him #MoUnI rOy iS jUsT a SaSta WaNdA #the movie has been in development for ten years now #no way they could’ve copied a character that nobody gave a fuck about till last year #at least the vfx in this movie are good #brahmastra #anti mcu

[wizardpropagandist]

I am a lesbian true and true but I love it when more Masc-aligned people don’t have those goofy ass abs, like yeah bro go have your vaguely defined six pack and broad ass body, go lift 400lbs while being healthy and safe. Or when they got the GOW thor bods, absolute W, guys who are built like tanks and have the beer belly to match are the goats

#all of this is platonic #but I saw a post #and had to say this #i will give every person who came up with idea for gow thor #a few kisses #many kisses in fact #on da forehead and da cheeks #he actually looks terrifying #and that he has an insatiable appetite for mead and food #and it’s great #im more scared of him than any roided up actor #would kill myself if I saw a powerlifting coming towards me with rage #strong men who are strong and look strong and no destroyed by roids >> #we gotta talk about Hollywood doing actors in like yay #especially because I don’t see why it’s need #i don’t think anyone appreciates that anymore #I’ve seen more people be non appreciative than appreciative #anyways #beef boys are better #steroid abs are an L #- A lesbian #who means all of this platonically

[sea-of-madness]

It's a God of War Ragnarök type of morning!

#me #personal #selfie #coffee morning #ps5 #god of war ragnarok #the combat is so much better #much more brutal than it's predecessor #playstation #Thor is amazing #Kratos is as grumpy as ever #Atreus is known as Tre from now on 😂

[worstloki]

What is your favorite kind of thorki fanfic? Everyone knows that you read them

okay okay so imagine all the terrible popular fanon tropes that get attributed to Loki. Now hand them over to Thor and do them well—!

#blanket statement answer is gonna be bottom Thor #intersex Thor is just so special to me btw #also I think people need to put him through the horrors more #there’s a distinct lack of Thor noncon #can’t people marry him off to some cruel OMC ruler for peace treaty reasons for a while #warprize Thor is better than vice versa on principle #give him gold jewellery seriously what is all of Asgard’s gold even FOR if not for that #I think most of the Loki fanon tropes work better for canon Thor if done right tbh #so just switch it up >:) #also yknow inexperienced Thor just hits different fr fr #same way an overtly salacious Thor does #people just ignore he has daddy and mommy issues too and that he’s less well adjusted than Loki despite having friends #Loki at least has his moral compass and a line to draw at the start of Thor 1 #Thor just has nothing he just does whatever is expected #thorki #Thor/Loki

[taaroko]

Crack HC on Thor’s Tattoo

Loki in disguise was the tattoo artist. What we see in the trailer IS what Thor asked for, but it’s a magic tattoo, so sometimes it looks like really cool Norse knotwork with symbolic representations of each member of Thor’s family woven into it. Other times it just says “Kick Me” in Allspeak.

#nobody can convince me this isn't what happened #I'll consider it the Loki cameo if Tom doesn't show up #thor #loki #brodinsons #thor: love and thunder #the pretty tattoo is so Loki can prove he's a good artist and has better tattoo ideas than Thor

[ice-sculptures]

Imagine a world where the Russos decided that CA:TWS was their crowning achievement (because it was!) and stopped doing MCU movies. Or movies in general.

you are right & i think we would all be happier if that had happened

#for the record i Did like infinity war #i think that they did a decent job w that storyline #but endgame was a giant fuck-you to pretty much every single character and relationship (especially steve/stevebucky) #and natasha. oh my god she deserved better #where the fuck was her funeral. huh #n the audacity of having that bs girl-power scene without her 🥴 #like. the fucking hawkeye show put more respect on her character than endgame did #oh and don't even get me started on thor... #anyway i'll stop talking now bc if i think too hard abt endgame i Will explode #yeah. it's been almost four years and i'm still mad #like i said - not a hater except for when it comes to this one thing #anti endgame #marvel #answered #anon

[iorast]

// fixing tags pls hold

#» but your mouth can do it better than some god who don't speak { mythology } #» the gods are such petty fools none more so that me { comics } #» all of me is a prayer in perfect piety { desires } #» i screamed for gods who never really loved me after all. { musings } #» it's not fair it's not fair how much i love you. { fauxbius } #» i am burdened with glorious purpose { pics } #» we’re not doing ' get help ' ... { crack } #» death himself laughed with the cruelty of ancient stars when he stole you away from me because he how much i loved you. { sigyn } #» did you ever love her? do you know? or did you never want to be alone? { sigyn } #» if you break the world what’ll you miss ? { tva verse } #» you’re a natural disaster; she’s the apocalypse. { sylvie } #» i've won his favor { grandmaster } #» i hope i was your favorite crime { mobius } #» ash & fire / storm & salt / wine & blood { valkyrie } #» nobody lives forever - your mother said - nobody should live that long { frigga } #» for even kings of winters and wars have hearts / have loves / have summers { fandral } #» i assure you brother the sun will shine on us again { thor } #» he is an apocalypse wrapped in wolf fur { fenrir } #» you could watch the planet spin or you could help set it ablaze { jörmungandr } #theres more but man this is long

[daydreamerdrew]

The Avengers (1963) #10

#I’m genuinely surprised that Steve is being considered the weakest member and not Janet #and I wonder if when Hank’s saying that he’s only referring to out of himself Iron Man and Thor #like I guess that Janet can fly and shoot her bolts #but Steve’s definitely like significantly more important during the fight scenes #I like seeing the team just sitting around the mansion #this issue did open with Thor Tony and Hank fighting Steve for a training session #but I want more scenes of them just sitting around and talking tbh #like here they say that rest of the team all know each other better than they do Steve #that’s a surprise to me because I don’t see it reflected in how their interactions are written at all #they all seem to know each other about the same amount #minus that Hank and Janet obviously know each other better #I want to see it demonstrated how well they do and don’t know each other #and I want to see them doing to work to get to know each other better #marvel #tony stark #janet van dyne #hank pym #thor odinson #steve rogers #my posts #comic panels