#bet you wanna know how i did that dont ya

[leohamatoblog]

What They Text You: Applies to any...cause they're all a bunch of dorky teens and i dont care what anyone says.

Leo:

• look at my new plant

• would you like to have tea tomorrow?

• you look so pretty 😍 leo you cant see me and? i bet you do

• am i really an old man???? 😭😭😭

• be honest, do you think raph can beat me in an arm wrestle? if you dont answer in 5 minutes, i will assume it's yes and i will prove you wrong.

• good morning honey. have a wonderful day today! ❤️

• are you still mad at me...? LEO YOU SET MY MICROWAVE ON FIRE. so is that a yes?

• have you eaten yet? you need to eat...and drink something other than (your favorite drink)

• i got benched because i can't stop throwing up. i'm fine! leo...you threw up blood literally 10 minutes ago. it was only a little 🙄

• i'm in desperate need of a kiss right now.

• check out my new katanas

• remember that i love you 🥰🥰❤️

• for the last time, i wont download tik tok. you know how bad i hyperfixate 😠

• stop playing candy crush and pay attention to me

• keep it up and you won't get the knots worked out of your shoulders.

• mikey just called me a boomer...i feel like i should be offended. you are a boomer. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

• y/n, i love you, but for the love of god, PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCKS.

• *drunk* im in a relationship why do i have your name as my love cause my girl/boyfriend/partner will definitely not like that and i dont know who you are but they will kick your ass and i dont even feel sorry cause you arent love leo...you're drunk. NO IM TAKEN

• call me cause i would like to hear about your day and i miss you

• i love you my love ❤️

Raph:

• come watch me bench im bored

• can you please come get mikey before i hit him?

• wear that giant sweatshirt to our date. ya look adorable in it

• why did you ask donnie to help you with your homework?? um...cause it's about neurons and receptors in the brain. i could've helped with google! 😒

• YOU NEED TO COME KILL THIS COCKROACH RIGHT NOW.

• hey babe. how was your day? ❤️

• have i ever told you how beautiful you are? what did you do. nothing...? i just think you're beautiful. raphael. fine..i broke casey's nose. AGAIN!?!

• i'm so tired...wanna come nap with me?

• facetime me so i can show you this cool trick spike can do

• remember how i said i was going to be more level headed? well donnie's new robot almost broke my arm and it's no more. you lasted 1 day more than the last time.

• *you sent a selfie* yeahhhh that's my baby 😍😍

• eat or im fighting you.

• jokes on you ive always been completely unhinged and it's bold of you to think i cant be worse.

• im sick. can you bring me some soup? 😣

• i miss you like a lot and i hate when you're gone

• i love you a whole lot 😘

• im just gonna start carrying you everywhere if you dont stop tripping over NOTHING. im just gonna trip harder. Y/N NO.

• mikey said we're his parents just an fyi. he's always been my son

• i made waffles. you better come eat some

• damn babe you're fine 🤤

Donnie:

• no i wont do your homework for you

• tell shelldon to stop talking back to me before i ground him for eternity

• im in a house of IDIOTS. technically it's a lair. not now y/n.

• you look like a pile of swans in that sweater 🥰

• i can't sleep. wanna play online scrabble?

• sweetie you need to eat more than a bag of gummy worms and a bag of doritos

• you need to come sit with me while i work because i need an extra set of eyes. you just miss me 😏 don't start.

• don't call a plumber! i know how to fix the sink. i got this 😎 donnie the pipe exploded the last time you "had" this.

• *you sent a selfie* you look nice

• im gonna blow up. a person, a thing, a place, all of the above? yes.

• you need to drink straight broth, it'll help soothe your stomach ache

• im dying. you have a cold.

• i love you but please stop trying to assemble ikea furniture on your own.

• good luck on your exams/work project! 😘

• TELL RAPH TO STOP PICKING ME UP TO MOVE ME.

• leo just called me an asparagus. i didn't know how to respond so his phone will self destuct in 5 minutes. DONNIE.

• you're so pretty 🥺

• i made you something and you have to come get it right now. im literally about to have my wisdom teeth out. reschedule it

• listen to the playlist i made you or else im disabling your pirated tv show service

• thanks for listening to me 💜

Mikey:

• babe come snuggle with me

• i made you brownies so come eat them with me while we watch crognard

• i haven't seen you in so long 😭 you saw me this morning. BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO

• angelcakessssss i love you

• look at this cat video i found

• FACETIME ME THERES A PUPPY

• are you awake? mikey it's 3 am. good, so would you still love me if i was a worm? go to sleep.

• i bet you look like a cuddly bear today 🥰

• im so hungry. can you bring me ice cream?

• raph wont stop being mean to me. can you beat him up? cause a (your height) tall human can beat a 6ft turtle's ass 😑 i believe in you.

• im coming over with my new call of duty game and we're having a game a thon!

• i found a cat. mikey no. his name is gerald. MIKEY WE ALREADY HAVE 10 OF THEM. HALF ARE NAMED GERALD.

• i made you a mixtape i cant wait for you to hear it

• how mad would you be if i crashed the shell razor in a derby and broke my arm? very. then i did not do that.

• im sick. come help me feel better 😭

• call me cause april just told me something about casey that's wild

• i found this cool rock that i think you'll like

• it's so cool i can date you. you're for real the coolest. you broke my coffee table again didn't you? no...maybe.

• im bringing you lunch cause my baby needs to eat!

• this song reminds me of you 💕

#rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt ask blog #tmnt bayverse #tmnt donatello #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #ask blog #tmnt 2003 #tmnt headcanons

[gamblersdoll]

PUT MY NAME ON IT, NOW IT DESIGNER 3

cw: tension, maybe yelling, sexual tension again because hes a perv at times.

you had a love hate relationship with nostalgia.

currently speaking, youve been on the phone with kinji for the last… five hours? used to be times that amount. he always loved hearing you apparently.

“when can i come see you?” he asked on the other line, hearing him tap the back of his phone in anticipation.

“im not too sure kin, you know hes always over here.” you said , phone right next to your ear while you lay. you had been drifting soon, maybe kinji picking up hints on that.

“is he there right now, mama?” he whispered, or was he just getting closer to the phone?

you felt a pull at your heart, and a small heat in your thighs. you suddenly becoming wide awake and breathed heavy. “uh uh.”

“oh good, so i can stop by and see you then.” he said, in that oh soft voice.

“no– he can just randomly pop up.” you said, hoping that he wouldnt care though and came by anyway.

“oh babydoll, you think id care about that? nah. i just wanna see you.” he said, on his end, he truly did want to see you. but you sound so good right now, to the point his boxers were tight.

“mmhh.. fine. but im mad since you made me miss my nap dummy.” you said, having a pout that he couldnt see.

“pretty girls dont pout ma, quit it.”

you immediately lost that pout.

three knocks is all it took for you to come to the door and open it, being greeted with the no other.

“hey mama.” he said, lazy grin plastered on his face while he looked down at you. “give my hug girl.”

you did hug him, feeling the heat in his body and that overflowed you. “jesus fuck your burning up. had a good bet or something?” you asked, pulling away.

“that was yesterday, you know im always burnin when i see you.” he said, closing the door with his heel and kicking his jordans off.

“thank you.”

both bodies plop on the couch, giving arm length space and looking away. kinji always paid you attention. he scoot next to you and wrapped a arm around your body, his hand landing on the fat of your hip. he grips it, leaning into you. “why you nervous?”

“im not nervous!” you shouted, scrunching your eyebrows together. you never learn do you?

“fuck you hollerin at?” he said, his hand finding a way to your jaw and making you look at him. you would remember how this goes.

until stupid ass sinji ruined the moment by knocking on the door, you having to get up and open it for him, and now, currently, you had to be snuggled up under his arm while kinji was on the other side of the room.

“so uhh.. how long have you known each other?” sinji asked, trying to pry information out from both of you. this was something he did always when he felt he should know, which technically he should know, but wasnt his business.

“two years.” kinji answered for you, eyes focused on the tv. he was tapping his foot, trying to warm up. soon as sinji showed up, he became cold. he hated the cold but if you were cold, it wasnt too bad he guess.

“i was asking my girlfriend, not you.” sinji said, attitude laced and holding you tight. causing kinji to snap his gaze towards you both. you looked uncomfortable, because sinji didnt do this unless he felt “possessive.” he sucked his teeth, bouncing his knee more in trying to not go off.

“two years, sinji.” you said, feeling uncomfortable and tapping your foot.

“didn’t know you go for.. those kinds of people.” he digged, looking at kinji and then back at you.

“whats kinds of people, sinji?” hakari spoke up, turning his whole head to him.

“im not talking to you–“

“nah nah nah, what kinds of people?” hakari said, slowly standing up and then causing sinji to stand up too.

“gamblers, since ya know, you always need money from the people who dont have the money.” sinji snided.

“sinji!” you shouted, getting in the middle.

you couldnt even tell hakari why he decided to start something when hakari towered over him. you looked at hakari , silently asking him to not destroy shit, since of his fighting style.

he sighed through his nose, calming himself and then chuckling. “you talking big boy shit when i can make a bet that i could have her right back here, and i could help her.. needs in every way possible.”

“she isnt like you, she knows where home is! ain that right baby?” he said, like some lost puppy.

“sure.” you said, rolling your eyes. you walked to the kitchen , opening the fridge and and popping a water bottle out.

“good, now you should leave.” sinji said, pointing at the door. “theres the door. try to lock it on your way out.”

“hes able to stay. you should be the one leaving since you disturbed the peace.” you said, causing hakari to chuckle and point at the door.

“theres the door, boy.” he said, having a lazy grin on his face. sly fucker.

sinji maybe muttered a few words and walked out the door, although slamming it. hakari then watched you walk over to the couch, your hip being softly pressed against it.

“youre not off the hook either, hakari!” you said, raising your voice. “that was pointless!”

“who you shoutin at?” he said, raising an eyebrow and looking down at you. he got closer–

“you! because you couldve fought and—“

you never learned, did you? you must like being fucked up. because you were suddenly bent over the couch arm, your ass cheeks pressed firm against his groin. he had his hand on the back of your neck, and he ever so often bumped his groin against your ass.

“he’s spoiled you rotten.” he said, snickering and having his free hand on your under cheek. “think i gotta remind you hm? because that bet is still going.” you felt heat in your thighs, squirming a bit. “jus gunna let you know now you gettin fucked up. when was the last time you got dick?”

“uh… maybe a year?” you said, why were you all shy and shit? you were also talking big girl shit. you squirmed more, only feeling his half hard-on.

“yeah, let me show you where that cervix is.”

next chapter is full of smut and fluff. it will most likely be heavy.

#jjk x reader #jjk spoilers #jjk #jjk smut #jjk x you #jjk leaks #hakari smut #hakari x reader #jjk hakari #kinji hakari #hakari kinji #jjk fanart #smut

[yuulix]

18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

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Gojo Satoru who teases you for hours. The soft pads of his fingers brushing past your opening over and over again, never daring to fully emerse themselves in your wetness. He circles around your opening, eyes watching intently as he gathered your slick on the tips of his fingers. Fuck, you were such a mess. Your pretty little face contorted in a look of frustration, knuckles white from how hard your grasp on the sheets were. "toruu..'"you slurred as drooled dripped at the corners of your lips. Gojo passed his finger over your clit, soaking in your cute little expressions everytime he did so. You were already going dumb and he had barely touched you or your pussy yet. And he decided that he would humiliate you and bring that up. "Barely touched ya and youre all wet for me, huh princess?"

Gojo Satoru who forces you to beg him for any sort of pleasure. Whether it be the smallest things like kissing you or stuffing you full with his dick - you arent getting it till you atleast put forth the effort of begging him for it just a little. "please pleaseplease-" Gojo quirked a brow at you, burrying his face in the crook of your neck while he played with your pussy. "Whatd'ya want?" He asked, his breath ticking your collarbone. "Touch me. i want you to touch me, please, toru', pleaseee." He licked a strip from your collarbone up to your lips, his idle hand coming from your waist to your chin. You gazed upwards at him, tear filled eyelashes clumping together and clouding some of your vision. His fingers finally dipped down, entering your sopping cunt that had been clenching around nothing for the past hour. A moan passed your lips and you chased for his, thighs spreading further apart for him on instinct. "Mm, feels good, dont it? i bet it does. Youre already creamin' all over my fingers."

Gojo Satoru who drives you over the edge with just his fingers. His long fingers going at a steady pace yet still managing to have you squirming and moaning like a slut. The sounds he brought out of you were sounds you didnt even think you were capable of making. A strained moan could be heard from you as his thumb began playing with your clit, fingers still going at it inside of your wet cunt. "Thats right, keep makin' thise sounds for me. wanna hear how good im makin' ya feel," He fingers reached places you didnt know possible. They were thick, long, and filled up every spot that even toys couldnt hope to reach. You cant help but rest yourself on your elbows, glancing down to watch his fingers go in and out of you. His sleeves were rolled up, exposing his forearms to your hungry eyes. Fuck, he was so pretty. His hands too. The way they flexed thrusting in and out of you. It has your breath stuck in your throat. "Pretty, huh?" He breathed in your ear. He himself had his eyes fixated on his fingers that were hidden inside of you. "Pretty little cunt stuffed with my fingers." He laughed and you threw your head back. Your skin felt hypersensitive, face hot and thighs sweating.

Gojo Satoru who speeds his pace up, listening to those wet soundsthat your pussy was making from him. squelching and clenching around his fingers so tight he didnt think he could speed up at first. "Oh my godddd.." You moan, squirming around and moving your hips to the pace of his fingers. "Think you can squirt, baby?" He whispered, practically abusing your sore and puffy cunt. You were whining, tears gliding down your cheeks and metting the sheets below. "I-I dont know-" You stammered, knowing you've never been able to squirt. "You dont know?" He quirked a brow, grinning as he kept that eye contact with you knowing he was beating on you down there. Thighs quivering and face hot, you let out a string of moans. "Fuckkk," satoru groaned. Every never was on fire, it qas too much. "I bet you can. F'me. Do it for me, princess." You could cum from his words alone, you swore you could. His sily voice could lull you to a state of bliss within seconds. The coil in you tightened, a high pitched squeal unable to be held in as the sloppy sounds of gojos fingers in you somehow became even more lewd. You didn't think you could, but you did. The clear liquid drenching his hands and the bedsheets below. "Thats my girl," He praised, looking at your dazed expression and pressing an open-mouthed kiss to the side of your lips. "knew ya' could.."

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hi! i haven't written in awhile, and ive never wrote smut before. i lowk needa work on dialogue, didnt add enough of that. sorryyy

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #18+ only #gojo smut #gojo x you

[bbakizz]

sleeping with the enemy by tv girl

soukoku

i could explain how each and every line is exactly like them but im eating rn

okay im done eating ill explain it now!!

okay so obviously the 'enemy' is chuuya because dazai works w the agency n chuuya works w the mafia. so yeah dont go sleeping with him!!!

'i know we said we be true' they expected that their partnership would last until they died [till death due us part theyr literally married], unfortunately it did not :(

'i know you're stranded in the forest if you don't, abandoned if you do' my interpretation of this is that if chuuya was to stay with the mafia, he'd be stranded in the forest [after the battle with lovecraft] and if he joined dazai, he'd be abandoned by his family [the mafia] for a second time.

dont go sleeping with the enemy!!! its a very bad idea!!!!!

erm im not sure about 'if my imagination is getting ahead of me' and 'then let it be known that i can't make it alone' but im sure someone can think of something???

'so get down and stay perfectly still' reminds me of that scene in stormbringer just after adam esplodes guivre and he reawakens where dazai tells chuuya to keep his head down bc guivre reacts to emotions.

'bite down on your cyanide pill' dead apple.

'there's things that you swore you'd never do but you will with the enemy' i like to think of this as dazai not acting like the average teenager when he was in the mafia because he needs to appear emotionless [this was taught to him because of one, mori ougai] to be a successful mafioso, but he would act like a normal teen whenever he was with chuuya.

once again, DONT GO SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY!!!!!!

'then everybody gets to be a hero' no fucking clue, but it could have something to do with the fact that oda showed dazai the light and chuuya cudv been shown the light [murase :((] so they both wudv been ""heroes""

'can ya hear me, are you alive? do you know that there's a war?' chuuya talking to dazai when he was inside that,,, weird circle ability thing during dead apple.

im not gonna say it again, i think you get the point.

'dont forget that we were comrades till the end' call back to earlier w the whole 'till death do us part, we'll always be partners' thing. they were comrades till the end :(((

'they only wanna make love but this is war' they were born extremely unlucky. its like they were doomed to be on opposite sides. fate is like "yeah, yall gotta meet again!!!" but they keep meeting when theyr on opposing sides.

'and the good guys always win' i like this bit cus the 'good guys' are the agency and i want them to always win. but i dont want all the mafia members to die because that isnt exactly a win. anyways, the agency always win cus theyr the good guys.

LAST BIT!!! [this took longer than anticipated]

'so dont kick while we're dragging you home' could be like, when they first meet at fifteen i bet chuuya was pissy as hell when they were 'dragging him home' [first bringing him back to the mafia after the sheeps betrayal]. theres probably a better explanation than that but im a little dumb.

'quietly reciting your loyalty oath' maybe this could be chuuya reciting his loyalty oath to the mafia, whether it be during stormbringer, where he was planning to ditch the mafia after learning about his past, or after dazai defected, he was probably suspected of aiding his escape n all that shit, so he was reciting his oath, and trying to convince the mafia that they were more important to him than dazai was. [hes trying very hard to convince himself thats true]

'knife at your throat uncomfortably close to the enemy' gee, i wonder. could there be a moment detrimental to soukoku history, where one has a knife at the others throat, and they are, consequently, 'uncomfortably close'? not ringing any bells?

OKAY IM DONE NOW. case in point, soukoku is very tv girl coded and they both mean a lot to me.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #tv girl #soukoku #im so smart right?? #dazai #chuuya #chuuya bsd #dazai bsd #soukoku bsd #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu

[penguin--person]

Solstice (srs/lttm from rain world)?

im so fucking normal about them you have no idea im so fucking normal im so normal you have to believe me i swear im normal i fuckings wear man im normal im so fucking normal

going along with the popular 'suns is treated like a god in their colony' headcannon, i dont think suns liked being worshiped - but, i do think he misses it. he knows it wasnt healthy, but he still does. this isnt me saying he wants moon to worship him, No, he Doesn't . and i mean that. slash serious. in my headcanon, moon's colony was religious too, but unlike suns' 'we can indulge in wordly pleasures as long as suns is ok with it and as long as its for him', there were more monks there. didn't starve themseleves, no, but. they did deprive themselves of lifes joys n shit . like the typical ancient. so. nothing irregular.

i think they'd date before the events of the main game

they meet through pebbles, maybe. suns mentions talking to pebbles not long after he was activated in one of the broadcasts in spearmasters campaign. maybe when pebbles talked about moon, how he wanted to be independent n all that, he went and spoke to moon herself.

and! while he understood pebbles' frustration. i think. m. he foud moon's kindness comforting. sweet lady. i headcanon them to be somewhat of a group senior, too, though maybe like.. not the oldest. moon gen1, suns gen2, smth. so. i think he'd find her comforting. and. he'd keep talking to her.

he'd maybe mention it once to pebbles, but wouldn't mention how their friendship is turning into a romantic one !! though like. qpr. ive got so many thoughts on how iterators perceive relationships you dont even know... like, i think the lines are blurry for them, what is platonic and what romantic. so i think it's not comparable to any relationship any human being has had.. though, maybe.. in the neolithic age n shit.. broken femur... "life is cruel but i'll stand by you and love you even when you're doing bad" n shit. whateverrr no one look at me. though efel free to ask me about my thoughts on the iterator relationships:3

so !! so . i think. moon would find him silly. she'd be happy pebbles has someone as kind as him as a friend, tutor.. . she'd see that suns is hurt, that they're depressed, don't see much point in trying to find the solution, but still try, because, what else is there to do? i think she'D try to help them see the joy in life. and maybe she'd succeed a bit. but, you can't drag a person out of depression on your own, ya know? not to say moon doesn't have her own problems - she also defineely has some kind of depression, i'd bet all iterators do, even if they don't know it. they've got mental illnesses we can't even fahtom.

so !! m. i also think they'd just be silly. moon would give a lot to the relationship, but, she's bad at setting boundaries, yea? like. take the whole pebbles thing as an example. she didn't force communicattions until she absolutely had to . i think she lets a lot of things slide, but, she's not oblivious! she just. i dont knowww i dont wanna mischaracterize her. shes not stupid. shes not dumb. she tells suns if he goes too far. but i dont think she's mean about it. moon never kills the slugcat. i don't think she'd ever really get angry with him - upset, yes, but she understands what he's going through.. and, as group seniour, even though they're not in the same group (but considers him part), wants to help him get better.

i don't think it'd be interely healthy, but, it'd be interesting! like. like. when you're climbing out of depression, you sometimes latch onto something that brings you joy soo much that you don't even care about the side effects. like. you don't fcare if you're depriving yourself of sustance, you don't care if you're harming yourself or the thing, or if the thing is harming you, you don't care if its unhealthy. it brings you joy! and joy is so hard to come by. for me, at least. this is filled with so much projection and self indulgence if u couldnt tell lol

but. they do love each other! they care for each other!! suns isnt using her, and moon isnt stupid and ignoring his faulst ! she knows they are there! but she trusts he'll get better. and suns hopes he will, too.

he'd help moon, too. he'd listen to her frustrations, encourage her to share her feelings. and she would. i dont think suns would know how to help her, really, but he'd listen - and sometimes, even that is rlly helpful.

he sends spearmaster to her, one cycle, with a pearl. an engagement:) old ancient way, exchanging jewelry.

he feels even shittier when the main events of the game happen. because. they weren't publically engaged/married/dating/qpr/whatever the fuck theyve got going on. so he can't. talk about it that much. he does tell nsh eventually n they're like, "why didnt you tell us. like literally its fine. i get pebbles would be upset, but, its fine" . and. m. so. relationships were tabboo in ancient culture, yes? ties you down to the cycle, turns you into an echo and shit. karma three, family and friendship. moon wouldn't be as aprehensive - she knows the local group wouldn't shun them, or at least would come around eventually. but she respects suns' boundary !! i think. he'd be scared. that the ancients would be disapointed in him or something. that iterators would shun and hate him.

i can't explain more of that without evolving this into a longer rant than it already is. so i wont. but feel free to send more asks:3

#i didnt know their shipname was solstice! thats cool:3 #but. ough. ough. #their dynamic is “nothing life matters:(” “nothing life matters:)” or some shit #moon being there for suns. suns being there for moon even if not knowing how #rw shipping

[safyresky]

Bernack! Fusion Lawyer

A late night treat for u all that I promised AGES ago, please enjoy the most unhinged instalment of Fusion AU: Bernack (have yet to think of a decent name for them u just cannot mix Jack/Bernard's names it just does not work. Jernard? BACK?!?!?!? BARACK? OBAMA?!?!?!?!!?!?!?), Fusion Lawyer.

I have barely edited these notes. I have only made them legible (3am Dani has bad spelling which is funny bc it's already atrocious with how fast I type) and I am NOT joking about the time this was originally written at:

Please note that these are like BARE BONES ideas. LORD KNOWS (now that I have reread it) if this is still the situation I'd have fucking bernACK appear in, but A TREAT FOR U ALL ANYWAY. I HOPE.

AHEM. Let's begin.

It starts with a dare to Jacqueline, with love, ur horrible friend Charlie

they're chatting about some odd and strange magical things, and Charlie cracks a joke about Leprechauns and gold

to which Jacqueline replies "dude. that's legit. And you know gnomes? garden gnomes? yeah they're accurate to size you see in stores and they constantly throw hands with the leprechauns about who owns the gold

Charlie is like. ur fucking me

Jacqueline's like I am NOT! I will even bring you over and SHOW U

Charlie's like BET!

And Jacqueline goes AIGHT CHOOSE A DAY

Anyway Charlie ends up being unavailable but he has activated his pal's trap card and Jacqueline, of course, hunts down Elle

"hey dude," she says, once she finds Elle. "wanna go stake out some gnomes and leprechauns so I can win a bet against Charlie?"

And Elle is like "It's March. OF FUCKING COURSE I DO. Nothing's happening round these parts rn let's fucking GO BESTIE

So off they fuck!

And after a very strange series of events, Elline is around, and she is fucking RUNNING from the leprechaun authorities bc they think she is stealing the gold

She fails and is captured by them

They think she is a gnome spy

Elline is like "I'm really not? I'm a sprelf, and I'm just tryin to prove a point to my horrible friend Charlie who constantly makes silly challenge bets with me and they end up like this

which is funny bc we're always like "wow our legends need to stop having silly contests that end with trouble"

"I'm half hypocrite on the sprite side"

ANYWAY

Elline is like really I'm not a spy. not a gnome spy. i swear. i dont even want the gold. i get paid v well and have so much pirate treasure it's fine honest

and the leprechauns are like THEN WHY ARE YA COMING OVER FROM THE GNOME FRONTIER?!@?!?!

GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT, they say, and LOCK ELLINE UP IN THE JAIL. TM.

Elline is like.

This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation dot jpeg

MEANWHILE, AT THE POLE...

Charlie runs into B, who's like, hey, have you seen Elle?

And Charlie's like maybe! I think she's out with Jacqueline. See, Jacquie and I were gonna do a thing, but I had another thing, but I finished the thing early and was going to call Jacqueline out on the gnome and leprechaun thing, but she's not around at all

and nor is Elle! So I'm guessing she took Elle with her instead!

Bernard, knowing full well how those two magibeans be: oh FUCK

Prior to this, Charlie ran into Jack who was like hey junior. you seen Jacqueline around

and he said the same thing to Jack!

Jack, also knowing full well how those two magibeans be: OH FUCK

are they talking about elle/jacquie or the gnomes/leprachauns? we'll never know (it's the latter but this works for the former too I am realizing)

SO. JACK AND BERNARD KNOW ALL ABOUT THE NONSENSE AND ARE LIKE AH SHIT

BOTH OF THEM CONTACT ELLINE (u know. telepathy/magical legend/legate link) LIKE "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO CANVAS THE GNOMES AND LEPRECHAUNS ????

And Elline is like I HAD A POINT TO PROVE

ANYWAY. I'M IN JAIL.

CAN YOU COME GET ME?

And so Jack and B go ALRIGHT GUESS WE'RE GOING TO BAIL OUR LOVED ONES OUT OF LEPRECHAUN JAIL

so off they fuck and go to post bail and the leprechauns go oh no no NO. THEY are getting a TRIAL. We can't let the gnomes think we don't know. They need to know. They need to know we know their TRICKS.

Jack and B are like OKAY FINE BUT WE DEMAND TO BE THERE

And the front desk leprechaun goes "oh NO you do NOT. closed court, only the plaintiff, defendant, lawyers, etc. no visitors. unless ur their lawyer which i KNOW ur not. so BYE."

Jack and B are FUMING

B: I'm head fucking ELF I know enough about magibean law to be a LAWYER.

Jack: I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL

B: you did-you-what? why?!

Jack: long story. got bored, needed to make the law work for me, went to law school.

so anyway. some kinda crazy discussion happens for sure that ends in ELLINE NEEDS A LAWYER

ELLINE. THE FUSION. NEEDS A LAWYER

WE BOTH HAVE THE KNOW HOW.

IF WE FUSED WE COULD LAWYER THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE GUYS AND GRAB ELLINE

They're like this is batshit insane. absolutely crazy

but you know, so is leprechaun court, and gnome court???? gods forbid

they have a brief discussion about concerns given that when jack fused with elle, they had to get separated by force courtesy of berline, v scaring and scarring, very jarring, do NOT want a repeat of that

but in the end they can put aside their differences/worries/concerns bc their loved ones are in TROUBLE.

so they do it. they fucking fuse.

Enter:

BERNACK! FUSION LAWYER

you know slannen the elf from ella enchanted? yeah. That's basically bernack

he appears, he looks SO normal. It's actually surprising.

he has a briefcase

he knows a LOT about LAWYER STUFF

he is READY TO KICK ASS IN THIS COURTROOM AND MARCHES THROUGH THE DOORS

they are the ULTIMATE lawyer

they have the boston accent

they shove over some leprechauns like IM WALKIN HERE

they got that DANK HETEROCHROMIA IN THE EYEBALLS!

they go BACK to the front desk, put their card down (which somehow they have an official business card???)

"I'm here to represent elline. it's non negotioable"

and BARGES into the courtroom

Elline is like. WHAT AM I SEEING. WHAT IS THIS

And Bernack is like this is me slash us getting your asses out of LEPRECHAUN jail. this was so stupid. why did you do this.

I HAD A POINT TO PROVE

Okay shut up, don't say ANYTHING. let me do the talking

Elline is like. I am concerned about this but also, intrigued

She like. does the thing where u zip ur lips and throw away the key

Bernack is like good choice. Also, keep an eye on me, if this goes south we'll need to pull a jackington

Elline (unzips lips) how would u like your death

Bernack: the less memes the better

Elline, the meme loving fuck: i make no promises (rezips lips, folds hands, sits and smiles)

Elline is basically ready to stab That Bitch at any given moment, but also, living for the chaos that is about to ensue

and chaos DOES ensue

the trial is stupid. it's rigged. bernack has to run loop holes around loop holes around loop holes. That's okay tho that's his specialty, loopholes and clauses

there is an ace attorney reference. multiple maybe even

this is SPARTA reference that ends with Elline kicking someone

U WANT THE TRUTH U CAN;T HANDLE THE TRUTH moment

but ANYWAY the trial is beyond frustrating because the leprechauns are STUBBORN and WANT to make a big move like showing the gnomes their spy apprehended, and so finally bernack is like I am AT my LIMIT and snaps their fingers or something and suddenly, fire!!

YEAH. BERNACK HAS FIRE POWER.

Of course, Bernack immediately thinks ARSON?????

He's perturbed but also. Intrigued. And also, burning the courtroom sounds great at this point it's been HOURS

And Elline thinks back, thrice as loud, ARSON! BURN IT DOWN! DO IT! LET'S BUST OUR ASSES OUT OF HERE. AHHHH

You'll never guess what they do

FIRE. That's what

And they trash the courthouse and book it

They win the case by default

Bernack's like TOLD YA I'D GET YOU OUT OF THERE as something explodes

Elline's like DON'T LOOK BACK AT THE EXPLOSION

Bernack's like COOL GUYS DONT LOOK BACK AT EXPLOSIONS as he pulls out shades and rushes away without looking behind him

I don't THINK they'd need to be forced apart. Pretty sure Jack and Bernard would be like "I've had enough of this guy" and just like. poof back to themselves

But not before giving Elline a piece of their mind

ELLINE YOU FUCKED UP ALL THE SHIT

SO DID YOU

BUT IT WAS AWESOME

YEAH IT WAS!

they high five and get iced cream or something.

idk man.

I feel like these are the most chaotic fusions that could exist. Chaotic in positive???? ways?????

BUT YEAH

Anyway back at the NP Elline kicks down the door to Charlie's room like GOT UR PROOF BUCKO, AND WE GOT TO DESTROY A COURTHOUSE!

And Charlie's like ): NOT because he was proven wrong but bc he did not get to destroy things with them ):

and that's the story of BERNACK! FUSION LAWYER!

#dani speaks #fusion au #crystal springs #BERNACK! fusion lawyer #bernack #i hope u guys enjoy this snacky treaty #took me an hour to transcribe it #ANYWAY love the idea still #but concerned about stereotypes via leprechauns? #i cannot elaborate idk where it came from but man do i have to do some gd RESEARCH on lore and court rooms #and lawyering lol #BUT YEAH. Now any time a fusion gets in trouble bernack represents them #unless one half of bernack is involved in the shenanigans #which happens quite frequently tbh. jackie is notorious for shenanigans

[wildroseanddeadlyscent]

This bitch had the audacity to call me a whore because of my dress I wore to school and called me insecure because I was "showing off" my thighs. And she started poking my legs while making comments on my body and I smacked the shit outta her telling her to not fucking touch me and if she did it again I would fuck her up.

She proceeds to yell a shit ton of non sense how I'm being insecure how showing off my body makes me feel better about myself and how I'm nothing an insecure fat bitch and how boy will only fuck me because of my body otherwise they wouldn't even double look a fatty like me.

And she said something that got me even more fucking pissed me off. "You look like your offering yourself to men with the clothes you wear, if girls like you wanna get respected stop acting like whores and wear normal clothes. Men don't like promiscuous women"

I live in a house hold where I'm judge for what I wear and told that if I'm raped or sexually assaulted it would be my fault because the way I was dressing was going to make men lust for me. You have no idea how much my parents mentally fucked me up so much but when she said that it got to me and I saw red.

I only remember yelling at her though I don't remember the exact words but I do know I've must've said something harsh because when I stopped she was crying loud as fuck.

So yea I'm writing this now because I finally calmed down. Sorry to bother ya and have a goodnight.

Im so sorry that this happend to you, like what the fuck is wrong with people?

Firstly I do think honestly she is a jealous little bitch.🤮

Secondly I cant even belive that they say all these things??? The problem is how we dress, how we act, never the rapists??????

Nah, I bet she deserved all those things you said to her, like yeah cry bitch, know your place. Who the fuck is she to think that its okay to comment about your outfit tho?

To tell the truth Im never gonna understand why would they judge people how they dress, and not those who cant control themselves.. what a disgusting world we live in.

Dress how you want, dont give a fuck about these crusty people, hope they gonna eat dirt.

I really hope you are feeling better, if you ever wanna talk about anything Im here!💗 and fuck this bitch, if shes trying anything again, hit her harder!<3

[svnoohe4rts]

why am i crying at your sweet note? it's like our baby is finally grown up and leaving for college. okay time to cry cry. LETS GAUR~

all Sunghoon wanted to know was if you were okay.

I WILL NEVER BE OKAY, YA HOE

He hadn’t cried in years, yet there he was; standing on a dimly lit street, tears leaving his eyes as he desperately tried wiping them away using the sleeve of his shirt.

asdfghjk i guess i feel bad ugh

Your phone turned off, refusing to accept reality - refusing to accept the fact that it had all been nothing but a lie.

ugh this hit a little too close to home. we all had our emo days and yeah, turning off our phones and not wanting to face reality is just it.

Sunghoon making you believe he actually felt something towards you or Jake not telling you about the bet in the first place.

): this ugh i hated high school boys so much because YEP! similar situation smh

Jake quickly realized you weren’t going to reply, letting out a small sigh as his gaze left your side profile only to meet his own shoes.

I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU, JAKE!!!!

With Jake’s hand intertwined in yours and the spring breeze hitting your face, your heart felt lighter than it had done an hour earlier; all thanks to Jake.

UM EXCUSE ME? YN you can have sunghoe! JAKE COME HERE DHAJHSAJ

the words of you being spotted holding hands with Jake reached him.

my entire body laughing and shaking at sunghoe!!!!!

You’re being petty.

JAY PUT A RING ON MY FINGER RIGHT NOW! Matter of fact, I'll go put a ring on his finger

‘’What the fuck, Y/N?’’

Was the only thing Sunghoon let out as soon as the door opened.

NO U WTF, SUNGHOE

What he needed was to stay right where he was, with you. He needed to stay with you before he lost his mind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INSERT INCOHERENT NOISES SHAKJAK SAGE YOU DID NOT FUCK MY HEART OMG MY HEART LEGIT LEAPT OUT OF MY FUCKING CHEST AND DROPPED T_T I don't want you sunghoon, GTFO

fighting the urge to slap him across the face.

let me volunteer!!!!!

"You’re fucking miserable Sunghoon, does this feed your ego? Did breaking my heart feed your fucking ego?’’ At this point, you were rambling.

okay me crying because holy shit, i wished i had done this back then BUT IT'S OKAY

He wanted to grab you, pull you into his chest, and just let you cry. He wanted to apologize, he wanted to kiss your forehead and tell you over and over how sorry he was; that breaking your heart didn’t feed his ego, that he never meant for it to be this way.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PARK SUNGHOON T____T im in my moment, let me fucking cry, hoe

But as you covered your face using both your hands, he could no longer fight the urge to pull you into his chest.

I AM ON THE FLOOR, DO U HEAR ME?!

Leaning down, his lips met yours; his hand still caressing your cheek.

uh i just left town bye

your whole neck on display for him.

brb choking myself

‘’I hate you,’’ You mumbled between kisses, causing yet another groan to leave his lips. ‘’I know baby, I know,’’ He mumbled as he pulled away

SAGE I AM SUING YOU FOR THE PAIN IN MY HEART FML @_@

‘’I’ll fuck you hard if that’s what you want,’’ He hissed, his tip brushing against your g-spot.

i just fainted and cant get back up. I SAID SHOW ME HOW SORRY NOT FUCK ME HARD WTF

maybe, crossing paths with Park Sunghoon wasn’t so bad after all.

SAGE MAJOR WHAT THE FUCK? you dont get to run. COME BACK HERE!

first things first, holy shit, i am so emo??? and then I got all gushy and giddy because sunghoe's sorry ass came to apologize!!!! afterwards, I guess the love making made up for it -_- I STILL HATE HIM ugh once a hoe ALWAYS a hoe!!! T-T I just wanna punch him but also hug him at the same time. i cant stand his stupid pretty ugly face. this was so good, sage. SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!! i cannot wait for game over because huhusadhajskdjak ok bye

GENIE I’M FUCKING WHEEZING AT UR REACTION PLEASEEEEEENSNSB

first of all YES LITERALLY?? like off she goes to college </3 i’m lowkey sad it’s over like this is our baby fr

FIRST OF ALL NOT LAUGHING AT HOON CRYING IN THE DARK?!/!!/ GENIE PLSSSS i literally CACKLED when i read it bc same i wrote it while rolling my eyes bc why tf are u sad hoe. u don’t have the right to be sad.

also y/n can keep sunghoe we literally do not want him anywhere near us thankfully jake and jay r still single 💍 don’t be shy now jakey pookie come over here

THE “uh i just left town bye” AND “I SAID SHOW ME HOW SORRY NOT FUCK ME HARD” IM FUCKIFN CRYINGGGG GENIE IM ACTUALLY CRACKING UP I SWEAR TO GOD UR REACTIONS R ALWAYS THE BEST U NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH

& to finish things off, as genie once said, ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE !!!! sunghoe will never learn and he’ll probably break y/ns heart AGAIN . i just didn’t have it in me to give them a sad ending </3 she should’ve ended up with jake

THANK U SO MUCH FOR UR KIND WORDS GENIE MY LOVE <3 i’m super excited for u to read game over, now that sunghoe is gone it’s time for fratboy hoeseung…. i don’t think we’re ready for this :’) I LOVE U HOE THANK U ONCE AGAIN FOR HELPING ME OUT without u bed of lies part four would’ve never happened 🫶🫶

#bed of lies #sage ; feedback ! #❤️‍🩹 genie #u literally had me giggling I CANT WITH U

[lovemehatemex0]

alright here's everything going on in my life:

currently, i havent moved all afternoon. i've been in bed crying the whole time & it's because my thoughts have got the best of me lately. november & december are usually pretty hard for me. november's always been a difficult month for me mentally (don't know why, just has been since 2013) & december gets to me because i just don't like being alone around Christmas & then my birthday follows that. honestly one of my biggest fears is being & dying alone once my parents are gone.

okay next. i like my job, don't get me wrong. i just wish i was as busy as I was at people's. I'm only busy during the months after quarter end (so January-february, april, july & october). so I do a lot of thinking throughout the day & sometimes i'm just sitting around. that's why when I work from hone, I can do whatever I want because not much is going on.

I'm also trying to move out in a year. it's about time. i wanna stick around here because all my friends, my parents & you are here but apart of me wants to venture to the city still. one place i'm currently looking at are some townhomes in shelton but they rent for about $3K a month. Not something I prefer, but I'll be looking around. living at home isn't doing it for me anymore. yeah it's nice because i save money but it's also driving my mental health down the rabbit hole.

my mind's not well. i've gained a lot of weight from being so sad & honestly not moving or being active like i was.

going to my friends, everyones going through something & for some of them, I feel like I'm a punching bag. But some need it more than others so I put up with it. Besides, I would rather other's be happy than myself. Unfortunately that's a trait I got years ago after being so incredibly upset & suicidal in 2016. (bet you didn't know that did ya)

lastly, i know it's something i shouldn’t get upset over & i know your situation. but sometimes i just wish i could talk to you & see you more, because that's all i want. i care about you a lot & well, you know how much i like you. so my mind goes to the what if's & wishing of things that can happen & then i get upset over that. needless to say, i just wish things could be different.

the only positive thing i look at right now is how much i've changed & grown over the last year. like i told you i've toned down on the craziness, i ask more questions & get answers rather than assume things now. i dont trust many, only a select few. that's why when something bothers me or i want to know answers, I just come on here & ask you now. i hope you know too, i do trust you. & ever since we rekindled things back in april & i told you about those 5 things that bothered me the last time around, i saw the change you made for me too & i like this version of you & me much better than the last.

hopefully this gives you some color to what's been going on in my life lately. i like telling you what's going on because i know you'll be here for me no matter what. plus i’m comfortable around you so i know i can just be myself. I just dont want to be so negative, so i keep a lot of things to myself. hope to talk to you soon.

#6:08 pm #November 27

[adonis-koo]

I’m a lil bit afraid after seeing Missy say things are getting complicated for mc but let’s gooooo

oh we’re just jumping right in okay

Wheein ,,,,, girl ,,,, I guess ,,,,,

It’s the way that mc is literally still getting her hands bandaged and STILL has to do this stupid fight ugh I hate seohyun

The way I wanna fight anyone who’s sneering rn

Grabbing her chin🥹

Oh SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH judgement day??? Yeah maybe for your sorry ass bc EVERYONE here knows you’re just doing this bc you’re jealous and it’s like you’re picking on a little kid as teenager when we compare training like COME TF ON

TELL HER MC

WHY IS SHE TRYING TO KILL HER ??? I mean we know why but SHES THE MF PRINCESS STOPPPPPP

Okay but also just need to add I can literally perfectly picture this fight in my head rn like sounds and everything

Aww bby is worried

MAYBE BC SHES HAD AS MUCH TRAINING AS APPARENTLY ALL NEWBORNS HAVE IN YOUR DAMN COUNTRY MAYBE THATS WHY YOU ASSHOLE

YEAH !!!!!

Idk if she’ll pretend being burnt out atp bc mc is pissing her off so hopefully she just fights in a rage with no brain

WE ALL KNOW THAT YOURE THE TRUE COWARD HERE OH MY GODDDDDD I WANNA MURDER HER

,,,,, does she ,,,,, not know history? Like if I was mc I’d be heated but from where I’m sitting seohyun just sounds dumb like who tf do you think helped y’all when your country first fell hello ?????

Idk she might fall for this jungkook ,,,,,,

YEAHH GO MC TELL HER !!

OH MY FUCK ABSOLUTELY NOT IS THAT ALLOWED ???? WHAT THE FUCK ????

AHHHH YAYYY !!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT !!??????

In sweetness there is strength baby

but ahhhh I’m so proud of mc omg she did amazing 🥹

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NO I WILL MURDER THIS BITCH IM GOING TO SLICE HER HEAD OFF HER BODY AND STICK IT ON A PIKE THIS IS NOT OKAY

I’m sorry . I’m confused . Your reputation has already been ruined first bc of your awful behavior and now you literally lost to someone with barely any training and NOW you’re pulling this shit ???? Also what traitor???? And not standby if duty calls??? Literally what are you going on about?? I’m sorry she sounds crazy like none of this is happening idk ,,,, and if it is if anything it’s been happening /to/ mc with the whole assassination attempt thing so

I’m sorry. Did everyone else have their eyes closed? MC won. She won. Went to take a bow bc the match was OVER and then was kicked. After the match. Idk what kind of bs rules these are but mc won. Not seohyun.

Also jungkook,,,,, that’s kinda hot ,,,,,🫠

Ooh shit ,,,,, goddamn that was brutal and she deserved it🥰

You know I’ve about had it with these stupid fucking knights YALL WANT A PIECE OF ME??? LET ME AT EM MISSY wheein and I will go kick their asses

NO BBY YOU WON !!! You deserve to celebrate🥹 awww I’m really glad they’re celebrating her she deserves it !!!!

I mean atp this is how it should be like yeah I hope he is completely over that wench like come on now

WAIT sorry I just had a sinking feeling considering what Missy has said about the next couple chapters oh god like it’s good now I’m scared what’s gonna go wrong ,,,

Friends ,,,,, right ,,,, cuz the whole naked bath thing is a thing friends do,,,, okay ,,,

Personally I’d love to be manhandled like a sack of flour but in a fun way ya know but maybe that’s just me

With the pictures of jungkook that came out recently and this robe situation yeah do not talk to me rn ,,,,,

Ooh I hope she gets to trace them later🥰🥰🥰

Her waist🫠

Jungkook I’m gonna need you to keep your hands where I can see them for my sanity okay? Thanks🥰

AWWW THE FIRST OF MANY I BET !!!

TELL HWR JUNGKOOK TELL HER !!!!!! Bc she did win like that was v clear

The chin again 🫠 this is not what I meant by hands where I can see them I didn’t mean directly next to mcs eyes

G- good ,,,,,,,, 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

T-throat🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

,,,,,,rubbing windpipe .,,,,,,,,,

we ,,,,,,

dress

wALL ?????

not marking her I-

dONT BE QUIET ???????

B O S S E D A R O U N D ??!!!!!!?

,,,,,,,,

“look at me when I speak to you”

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

T-thigh k-kiss 😣😣😣😣

Why are you bringing up another man in the bedroom rn babes GET UR HEAD IN THE GAME JK

rIPPED ?!!!!!?!!?!!

Side note it’s v clear you’re v possessive sweet prince like we all know hearing that she hasn’t done this before is turning you on

I- well. Possessive was the right word ig

ARE TOU SERIOUS RN WHO TF

WHEEIN .

JUNGKOOK ??????

Not Taehyun pls he’s been through enough😭😭😭😭

Ooh I hope mc gets back at jungkook for that

Wow that was an incredible scene tho you always amaze me Missy !!

LMAOOOO JIMIN GET HIMMMMMM where’s yoongi and hobi get them in on this too

No idea ,,,,, right ….

LMAOOO YESSSS MISSY YOURE GREAT BRINGING HOBI IN BLESS

Okay jungkook damn

POSSESSIVE EXACTLY I’m glad we’re all on the same page

OH MT GOD HE WANTED TO INCORPORATE HER PREFERENCES AHHHHH THATS SO SWEET

CUT OUT BENEATH THE CHEST HELLO ???? If you’ve got an image of this Missy I’d love to see it !!!!

“Does he like you too?” Oh my god mc🙄 what is this? Middle school?

Was not expecting him to give a straight answer alright ,,,,,,🫠

Pls don’t make her fight again ,,,

LMAOOOO CALL HIM OUT WE LOVE TO SEE IT

oh fuck off 🙄 we were having fun, read the room nobody wants ur dumb ass here cLaUdiN

LMAOOOOOOOOO AS HE SHOULD🗡🗡🗡

🙄🙄🙄 oh whatever

o-oh

nOT BEHIND THE CHAIR YOONGI YOURE LATE PLS this is not fair mc deserves to embarrass jk in front of yoongi this keeps happening😭

pLEASE NOBODY PERCEIVE MC RN

He’s just a lil jealous bby it’s fine

LMAOOO I love that everyone’s ready to bat for MC this is the energy I wanna see !!!! Throw wheein in the mix and bodies will drop I can assure you

AWWWW ONE FOR TAEHYUN TOO !!!! 🥹

Okay DAD 🙄

Not a shot from jimin😭😭😭

Aww a little full circle moment this is cute🥹

…… wait are they gonna get attacked ….. both drunk and vulnerable ….. dark corridor….. can barely stand while walking up stairs….. idk sounds like the perfect place to do a lil push and send them both tumbling to their deaths while making it look like an accident idk …… I am nervous

Oh wow, she- wow. Alright .

Are we.,,,, getting a second smut scene ???? Oh my god………….

Throat again 🫠

We- 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

MC he’s gonna make you pls for both of our sakes don’t provoke him😖🫠

Sw- we- okay.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR MC MY POOR BABY

wow I mean the fact this is still going on after she 🤢 is impressive like damn they were really holding back the horny weren’t they LMAO

Oh wow

Do not do this to me I will smack you jk don’t leave her like that !!!!!!😠

Oh no pls don’t fight pls 😭

Oh god bless

I mean he’s right you drink that much you pay the price lol

OH MY GOD SHE GAVE HIM A HICKEY ???? LMAOOOOOO YOU LOVE TO SEEE IT !!!

And did. She really did. I can’t blame her🤷🏻‍♀️

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO RELENTLESS

JUNGKOOK PLS THE THROAT AGAIN

oH MY GODDDDDDDD🫠🫠

Ugh jeong dae this crusty old man🙄

Okay mc knows her stuff!!! I’m so proud of her🥹🫶🏻

Honestly she’s kinda holding her own and whether he’d admit or not I feel like jeong dae is a bit impressed so this is good !!

Oh my god now what.

Ex fucking cuse me ?????

NO THE FUCK WE ARE NOT

NO

NO

MISSY WHAT THE FUCK

AND ITS JUST OVER ?????

NO

NO.

N O .

…..

Honestly if I didn’t like you so much we’d have serious beef rn NOT MY BABY GIRL WHEEIN !!!!!!!

I want that man’s head on a platter rn the fucking nerve ,,,

Anyways,,,,

AN AMAZING CHAPTER AS USUAL MISSY !!!! God you’re such an incredible writer and storyteller and the SMUT SCENES MWAH! Idk how you did it but truly you hit like half of my kinks so love that for me! God. If you can have like a writer soulmate like a writer who writes exactly the way you like to read like you are it for me. MWAH!😚 a big ol kiss on your forehead!!! I literally don’t know what else to say I’m kinda flabbergasted rn and also have a headache bc I need to sleep so hopefully my commentary throughout my read can get my thoughts across. But truly an amazing chapter. The relationship ESP WHEN THEY JUST QUICKLY RESOLVED THE TRUST THING AHHHHH the growth is IMMENSE between them I’m so proud🥹 I’m sure it’s gonna get fucked up soon but for now I’m proud🥹🫶🏻 and the sweet little moments like morning after stuff and the spicey moments and possessiveness OMG AND THE TEASING FROM THE OTHER BOYS TO JUNGKOOK AHHHH I loved that scene that was so cute!!!!! Oh my god that fucking duel seohyun is such a coward and a loser good god,,,,

Things are def heating up in terms of the relationships but also just the plot like not my poor baby girl wheein😭😭😭 wait omg the way I was mouthing off like we were gonna kick ass together no did I curse her😭😭😭

idk what tf is gonna happen next I feel like taehyung is gonna be PISSED but I know it’s gonna be wild and crazy and I CANT WAIT(in a like non literal sense I will wait as long as you need bc a masterpiece takes time duh) thank you so much Missy for a great chapter and I can’t wait to see where your beautiful mind takes us next!!! Have a great rest of your week and make sure to rest when you need to!! And idk about where you live but where I live it’s crazy hot so stay hydrated!!! Plus it’s good to do anyways Love ya!! -💜💜💜

HEHEHE your reaction to the aftermath scene of the dual just had me giggling and kicking my feet 🤣 Jungkook really does have a thing for grabbing her throat in case you couldn’t tell LOL 🤣 ALSO

It’s a personal theory of my own but I’d like to think that Seohyun was probably having a manic episode, probably hitting its peak after realizing she lost to MC and then deciding to make a total ass of herself 💀 truth be told she actually doesn’t know Eunoia’s history! By some of Jungkook’s comments in previous chapters about being unaware of her history we can gather the common theme that Penumbra does not teach other countries history in detail unless it relates to them!

SO Seohyun was really opening mouth and inserting foot about all the garbage because she’s highly ignorant of Eunoia, even if she now has the resources as an adult to study it!

Also this is a total topic change but yES HE RIPPED HER PANTIES, IT WAS MEANT LITERAL HE WAS SO EXCITED AT THE FINDING OUT HE WAS THE FIRST TO GO DOWN ON HER SO HE RIPPED THEM RIGHT OFF also everyone’s reaction to his possessiveness in that scene is hilarious!! 🤣 I’m really living for it!

Also I’m really happy seeing how light everyone is taking the second almost smut scene HAHAH I wasn’t sure if people were gonna feel robbed because it’s been so long but like I needed to find a valid reason to get them to stop otherwise they were gonna do it totally hammered 🤣 I’m glad to see everyone laughing about it because I totally was when I wrote it.

Also your reaction to Claudin had me DYING 😭😭 the delivery, the spelling, it had me rolling on the ground LMFAO ALSO YES SHE GAVE HIM A HICKEY 🙌🙌🙌 I thought about doing it the other way around but then I was like 😈😈 it would be THAT much better if she gave him one and honestly?? No regrets because the whole court is probably waiting with bated breath to see them fight. Because when they see his hickey they all just assume he had an affair and then it’s actually just his wife like- oh it’s gonna be glorious honestly 🤣

You’re totally right about Jeong Dae though! MC has really put the effort into getting accustom to Penumbra and their history and it’s totally showing, and he is definitely impressed! But being the hard ass he is, he TOTALLY doesn’t wanna admit it 🤣

Also HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 😈😈😈😈 yes it’s over!! Y’all KNOW how much I love my little cliff hangers!!! Ahh thank you so much for such a lovely review my dear!! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate the time and effort you put into writing these not to mention I can’t tell you how flattered I am to be called your soulmate writer 🥹🫶 when I’m having a bad day with writing or I get a mean anon I like coming back and reading your reviews and so many others to remind myself that I’m truly blessed to have so many kind people express how much they enjoy my work!

I cannot appreciate it enough! It was SUPER hot here for awhile but it’s starting to cool down into chilly mornings and evenings and mild days here, a rare September for the Midwest where I live haha, but an early sign of autumn is VERY welcomed here! 🖤 I hope you stay hydrated as well and rest up! 🥹🫶🫶

#missy answers #fic: wicked #anon 💜💜💜

[anyctophiles-bnhalibrary]

Hella Hello! Part 2

✨Of Aiyama Family dynamics. ✨- Hella’s personal headcannons and live realizations.

(One day Ill make a fic. And actually make some sense with this. Today is not that day.)

I wanna expand with the Aizawa and Mic relationship.

(I got so much in mind Im trying to reign them in and put in order so that it would actually make some sense.)

A little bullets of ideas. Before I tackle them i guess.

- Aizawa and Mics generation being Gen Z. You cannot convince me or anyone who knows better otherwise.

- Aizawa is Hades, Mic is Persephone. Or I guess you’d call this trope dynamic.

-Looks like could kill you, wouldn’t actually kill you (maybe). Looks like they wouldn’t kill. Is already planning your death the moment they saw you(very much likely.) Or Brooding one vs Cinnamon role. Among other stereotypes really.

- i mean if Aizawa cares for his kids, then who cares for Aizawa?

Also, I dont have much phone space but if you search for Mics face in google you cannot tell me he is how the fandom mostly say he is. Also people actually already knows how he is and we can agree he looks awesome being a villain.

- tell me? Who do believe actually has more sleep? The answer? Is nobody. That’s what. With Aizawa and his kids and night escapades. And cats. Dont forget cats. Shit how did I forget about cats!! That like more points with hades. Also what proper gen z kid actually has enough sleep this days. Certainly not anyone i know of. Not even the face looking back at me from the mirror with those big dark bags under their eyes. Pfft.

And Mic? He worries enough for Aizawa. And They share each other’s anxiety and feed of it. Also Mic has that many jobs and you’d think he gets sleep?! Hah! He’s more likely to know what a concealer is cuz he’s a spotlight hero who knows how to look good in tight leather. And who the hell is that chipper in the morning. He’s more addicted to coffee than Aizawa is I bet ya. He was the one who probably even introduced that stuff to aizawa the first place. And would drink it straight black while Aizawa has cream, speinkles and cat marshmallow floating up on it.

- which, we all agree that if Aizawa actually didn’t have work, he’s in his bright cat pajamas lounging in with his cats. Watching magical girl anime. And memorizes all cat characters in anime. From sailor moon to ghibli movies.

- mics more likely to come home and hit the couch dead to the world. While aizawa does the same but with the companion of cats in his lap and before remembering he has a good hard work ethic.

- also Mic probably cause so much trouble before when he picks a fight that aizawa knows to activate both his quirk and scarf. Its good training practice.

- also this was more likely when they were younger and everytime someone gives aizawa shit. But lately mic just ask for permission and just waits for the day aizawa actually say yes.

- aizawa is emotional thats why he’s a strictler for rules and keeps all that locked up inside. He just got resting bitch fce even if he’s heart is about to burst from absolute cuteness.

- mic… he has some control yeah. But he’s glasses doesnt just work for style and his sight. It also helps hide the absolute emotions behind his eyes that always shows when thinks your saying something absolutely stupid. He’s judgemental with yo stupidity.

(I think I should stop from here.) this isn’t bullet points. This is a rant. And Ill stop before no one would wanna read this anymore cuz like ait wouldn’t make much sense.)

(I haven’t wven written down nemuris place n the dynamic. Or the kids!!! Uggghh.)

(I have been selfish and kept all this to myself now its just bursting and now everyone suffers.)

#bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #aiyama family #bnha headcannons #mha headcannons

[gemstone-gynoid]

A very good friend who is into porter robinson encouraged me to listen to some of their tracks. so i typed down what my thoughts are on each one as i did so. i do not claim to have a good judgement on how to analyze music. but i know what myself knows. mostly his album my friend considers his best, Worlds. with the mv/visualizers on youtube. 

divinity- nice hype beat to start off, before it gets mellow. then the mellow intensifies as vocals come in, and it results in a more triumphant tone. i'd say this is a sanguine track. it certainly feels uplifting.

  sad machine- an even more retro sound to start off. the official lyric video definitely makes the lyrics obvious. a duet between an electronic voice and a natural voice. is this outstretched hand motif a positive seeker, or a desperate grasp? depending on others is not the best. it is entitled sad machine, its not idealistic. but the final image of two hands holding eachother is presented positively.  

years of war- i like what seems to be screaming as a focal point of the track. these songs all have a drop, not as big grand moments like a stereotypical skrillex or whatever, these are good drops.

  flicker- i listen to a lot of japanese pop despite not studying japanese often. the visuals in its video are like AR. karl pilkington predicted that. also reminds me of serial experiments lain. i'll be rewatching that sometime. technology is taking over, even in the rural areas. there is a lot of corruption, and some danger. but it would make the world better if done well.

  fresh static snow- simple guitar strumming then shifting to the electro bzzts. quite a variety of bzzts and bzzps ya cant hate that. i understand now the image of the hand clenching a cube, thats definitely of the humanity holding Technology with care. the default cube of blender. another track with a triumphant tone.

  polygon dust- glitchy intro to a classic drum to nice who i suppose is lemaitre. soft headbangs to this. wanna say that this track does help continue the overall tone of the album, but yeah has not impressed me with new things. its not a pop radio style, but it is a spotify pop style. i can bet i have heard this as i let spotify play an edm, indie pop, etc playlist.

hear the bells- is this a duet throughout? dont usually hear that. almost a choir singing. like an orchestra in instrumentals midpoint. or a church organ when they let the piano guy go with full gusto. well church organ, orchestra, or electronic, you wont hear this on the radio. maybe electronic, depends.

  natural light- that very start reminded me of the menu theme of sonic mega collection. i thought of how it was a bunch of disconnected sounds before the yell breaks out and the different instruments come in. but it continues having that choopy style, with even the vocal being sliced. another moment of calm at the end. didnt notice it was a short 2 minutes. but i like it. moments of tranquility, but some moments of discord.  

lionhearted- ooh fleshy people on camera. and starts off high impact with the music, as this group of gentlefolk gear up with their own instruments. vandals, but for striking electronic visuals into the cityscape. they will make the technology connect to humanity no matter what. this track is named well, makes me want to be lionhearted.

  sea of voices- and after the impact of lionhearted, the windchimes bring the choleric back down to sanguine. then rises back up to somewhere in the middle. still calm but once again at a triumphant tone.

  fellow feeling- a violin start. its a rather lonely feeling. but shifts to a hot mood with vocals, a hard instrumentation. back to the violin. this is a good example of a journey. i appreciate the mix of classical, with electronic, with i suppose metal.

  goodbye to a world- mmhmm. end of a virtual world. ive been there. the reality i lived as a kid will not be able to be relieved at this moment, the internet is not the same. but its not the listener's fault. suprising runescape old and new are still kicking. though in the deep corners of my mind there should be ones im forgetting are gone. yeah. toontown, i think wizard101 is still on, pirate101 is, apparently, fusionfall.

it is a good album, this stuff does more than what most similar artists do that i’d hear just letting spotify autoplay. 

#random thinking #porter robinson

[allofthegirlsyoulovedbef0r3]

[1:30:12 PM] <Emma18> Omg ikkk

[1:30:46 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Damnnnnn i dont know sometimes i think they do that to tease me more abd make me want them moreee

[1:31:31 PM] <Emma18> Fuck ikk…tgey leave me wrt and wanting more

[1:31:57 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I think youre gonna leave me too 

[1:32:09 PM] <Emma18> Definitely not

[1:32:22 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Cause you're hot too

[1:32:35 PM] <Emma18> Obvi

[1:32:42 PM] <Emma18> But ur hot too

[1:33:53 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Bet you wanna... https://www.gifsfor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_m8t9aclGmo1rcmfhmo1_500.gif

[1:35:46 PM] <Emma18> Fuck ya

[1:36:44 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I thought I flustered you. But sincee you said it, id take it a good signal baby to go on 🥵🤤

[1:37:25 PM] <Emma18> Hmm what u gonna do to me babe 

[1:38:22 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I think i cant keep these hands to myself id search your body from the bossom to the bottom 

[1:40:37 PM] <Emma18> Hmm fuckkk

[1:42:11 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmm baby your skin is so softtt. And i can feel some of your juices are already starting to drip, can use this nice lube to play with your clit after i taste it

[1:43:44 PM] <Emma18> Fuck baby

[1:43:55 PM] <Emma18> How old r u

[1:44:33 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am 24 baby 

[1:44:51 PM] <Emma18> Im 18

[1:45:05 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmm baby let tongue you , would you allow me emma baby? 🥵🤤🥺

[1:45:23 PM] <Emma18> Yessss 

[1:45:29 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I love your age baby 🥵🤤

[1:45:55 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Sometimes the ones for us is born later in life 💞

[1:45:55 PM] <Emma18> Mmm u like my innocent pussy mommy

[1:46:32 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yesss baby i want your supple labia lipss 🤤🥵

[1:46:59 PM] <Emma18> Hmmmmm 

[1:46:59 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> And how my tongue and fingers would deflower you

[1:47:38 PM] <Emma18> Hmm oh please mommy

[1:47:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://www.sex.com/pin/22377756-pierced-tongue-lesbian-licking-clit/

[1:47:46 PM] <Emma18> Own my pussy

[1:48:07 PM] <Emma18> Hmm do u have any piercings 

[1:48:20 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmmmmm i love how you taste baby i love your fragrance i wanna sniff you all throughout

[1:48:45 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I dont baby but id like to have them but iguess it wouldnt be allowed at work

[1:49:11 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Unless it would just be hidden in my tongue

[1:49:12 PM] <Emma18> Where do u work

[1:49:25 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Tech industry

[1:49:32 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am an engineer baby 

[1:49:47 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> But mostly at home

[1:50:38 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> So you have me all day. But i had some kinks, i like sexting while on a meeting makes me go cuckoo when they ask me a question. 

[1:51:16 PM] <Emma18> Mmm can i e

[1:51:35 PM] <Emma18> Eat ur pussy while ur on a meeting mommy

[1:51:52 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Sure you can baby make me so flustered id say all the wrong things

[1:52:22 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Which i did yesterday i confuse the days of the week and other things hmmmm sex drives me wild

[1:52:32 PM] <Emma18> Hmm fuck me mommy

[1:53:33 PM] <Emma18> Do u only stay here

[1:53:43 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yes baby. I am always here. 

[1:54:08 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I think i have been religiously here lurking 🤤🥵

[1:54:43 PM] <Emma18> Can u help me

[1:54:54 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yeah sure baby 

[1:55:22 PM] <Emma18> Tell me how to finger ny cunt

[1:55:33 PM] <Emma18> I want to imagine its u

[1:56:17 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Okay baby slowly touch your clit dont press on too hard try to be subtle like a feather.

[1:56:31 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> It has to feel unfamiliar to you 

[1:56:42 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Or else it wouldnt be my fingers baby

[1:56:48 PM] <Emma18> Hmm okk

[1:57:11 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I did that when I was younger too and damn it made my legs shake uncontrollably 

[1:57:43 PM] <Emma18> Can i take my pantues off

[1:58:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yes you can baby

[1:58:49 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> And turn of the fan or the ac.

[1:58:57 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Or you will be dry

[2:00:04 PM] <Emma18> Hmmm okkk

[2:01:21 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> So now keep touching your clit make diagonals circles and gradually heighten the speed

[2:02:03 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> With your finger use as much for the coverage then try to feel what spot makes you feel the most sensitive. 

[2:02:23 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You can try doing the whole alphabet make different strokes

[2:02:30 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Baby 

[2:02:51 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Then when you feel the electricity making your legs shake keep up with it hmmmmmm 

[2:53:02 PM] Disconnected

[2:53:35 PM] Connected

[3:32:04 PM] Disconnected

[3:32:21 PM] Connected

[rieamena]

three ; unanimous

itto x y/n

carmendeez: kiss.img y/nandittoabouttokissagain.img look at them!

katy perry: so scandalous! WAIT LEMME SEND THE VIDEO I TOOK y/nxitto.vid

scary mouse: why the fuck is it so blurry cant you take a damn video

katy perry: why do you care so much!

carmendeez: miya maybe, just maybe he wants to join the y/nxitto fanclub!

katy perry: REALLY????? scara, would you really

scary mouse: ...

katy perry: i need to know if youre serious! will you do anything for the success of y/n and itto

scary mouse: ...

carmendeez: maybe he doesn't like our ship name! y/n x itto does sound weird we could do better miya!

katy perry: yes, sir! hm... hmmmmm yeah i've got nothing :(

albedo.: how about y/itto

weed watcher: or itto/n!

carmendeez: i like boyh! what do u think miya?

⤷ i like boyh! weed watcher: yeah we know venti

carmendeez: SHUIT UOP TOMO ARENST YOU GAY DOR KAZUHASA???

weed watcher: well-

carmendeez: SHUT UP

weed!: tomo you love me?

scary mouse: the fact that you understood that is terrifying

weed watcher: ah uh no i mean yeah i do

katy perry: @everyone uhh gay people????

sherlock headass: please if you wanted to just ping the gays, you couldve just @ed venti

carmendeez: IM SXIK OF YOY

⤷ i do weed!: what a coincidence, i love you as well

barney coochie: what the fuck. what the fuck?? who changed my fucking name.

oni dick: PFFFF HAHAHHAHAH WAIT WHAT NO CHANGE IT BACK NOW

barney coochie: karma, bitch.

oni dick: oni dick is better than barney coochie. aegue w the wall

barney coochie: be serious.

⤷ oni dick is bet... carmendeez: HOLDY AHIT

thomas the tank engine: kazu and tomo are making out in komore rn send help kazutomo.img

oni dick: do i get free cake?

thomas the tank engine: sure

oni dick: on my way!

⤷ kazutomo.img albedo.: interesting i might have to research this

barney coochie: what are you researching, exactly

albedo.: the human attraction to one another, and the psychological effects it has on health and society.

carmendeez: okay nobody cares

albedo.: i recall having xiao's number saved...

carmendeez: AMBEO ALBDEO ALBEDO PLEASE DONT IM SO CLOSE TO GETTING HIM PLEASE ALBEOS

sherlock headass: "so close to getting him" bro. he doesn't even know you

carmendeez: UHHH YES HE SOES i literally bumped into him in the halls and dripped all my papers! we made eye contact and...

dog.: and...???

carmendeez: he continued walking.

katy perry: BWAHAHAHAHHA

sherlock headass: see. i told you my intuition never fails me

carmendeez: FUCK YOUR INTUITUON

- - -

a ghost of a smile presented itself on your face as your eyes scanned the group chat. calling out for thoma once you reached komore, you sat in one of the barstool chairs, listening in on conversations for fun

"i can't believe he did that!"

"what?! the rumors are true?"

"yes! he confirmed it with me just a couple minutes ago!"

"so he actually sm-"

"HEY Y/N!!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" you whipped your head to see the owner of the voice only to sigh out of exhaustion. "oh. it's you. hello." being dry on purpose, you hoped that he would leave, but alas you forgot. he's persistent. "you should come over to our table! i'll introduce you to my friends!" he subconsciously sat down in the seat next to you, rambling on and on about how his friends would love you. "no, thank you." silently wondering when thoma will be here, you fiddled with the fork.

"whaaat?! is it because of what happened earlier today? im really really sorry! you're partially to blame though-" itto apologized putting his hands into a prayer motion, making his voice go near silent at the end. "anyways! wanna hear about a new onikabuto i caught recently? it's super big, i just know it's tremendously strong! im naming it 'Crimson Crusher The Third' pretty cool name, huh? hey hey! did ya know i spent five whole days and nights to catch this bad boy!"

"thoma!" you stood up, chair moving behind your figure. "yeah?" peeking his head out, thoma smiled. "when the cake is done, bring it to itto's table. and for my sake, just tell her already!"

grabbing itto by the collar, you made him stand up and take you to his table. as you introduced yourself- well more of itto introduced you- to his friends, a unanimous ping came from five phones

cheeky trans masc. call that a he/he/he

weed watcher added 4 members.

albedo: i thought you were joking when you said that, tomo

carmendeez: ARE THIS THEM

barney coochie: is this them grammar. be like albedo, venti

carmendeez: BARNEY COOCHIE

barney coochie: whats your persona again? a bard? whos also a god? barbtoes? babroetoes? barbiwtoes?

carmendeez: BARBATOs

unknown number: get me out of here

unknown number (3): i don't think that's possible, diluc

unknown number (4): hello!

barney coochie: fucking ew not one but two gingers were added this chat has been tainted

sherlock headass: venti is here it has always been tainted

carmendeez: HEIZOY WHY ADW YOU SO DISREXTECTDUL

unknown number (2): whoa! tomo-bro??

weed watcher: itto homie!

oni dick: okay yall introduce yourselves so ven can change names

unknown number (4): but we're with you?

unknown number: diluc. diluc ragnvindr.

katy perry: 'bond. james bond.' headass

carmendeez: d-d-diluc?!

haamehs bonde: hello venti.

unknown number (4): im tartaglia! but you can call be childe eleventh of the eleven fatui harbingers!

weed!: doesn't that mean you're the worst one last place eleventh out of eleven

⤷ but we're with you? barney coochie: y/n. listen to me carefully.

oni dick: listening

barney coochie: fucking. get. out. of. there.

unknown number (2): barney coochie bro! wrre not gonna hurt her or anthibg just havsing fun at komsre with thoma bro!

y/nussy: see y/neatingstrawberrycake.img

oni dick: arataki itto. you are on thin fucking ice

y/nussy: lets break it together baby why are you looking at me like that? sto-

oni dick went offline.

y/nussy went offline.

unknown number (3): they r definitely fucking

tatatringara: were across from them kaeya oH SHES STRANGLING HIM

katy perry: VIDEO VIDEO

rat: fight.vid

tatatringara: THSY WRESTILING

rat: in bed

carmendeez: WANNA HERE SOEMTHIBG I WEOTE YEAH? yes onmg venti ur so cool! OKAY!!!! ahem when one drives by a certain tranquil neighborhood, the pleasant sound of a violin will be heard. the strings and the bow compliment each other as the wind carries the notes to places far, far away...

albedo.: how would you feel if i added xiao?

carmendeez: IT WASNT EVEN BAD

oni dick: stop writing about my playing venti and thise winds are from your pet dragon

tatatringara: venti has a pet dragon?

carmendeez: no-

tatatringara: thats cool!

back in sneznhaya i

barney coochie: had no family yeah we know

⤷ and thise winds... carmendeez: HES A CANARY

oni dick: whats his name again storm? stormy? no it starts with a d dballin? dfallen?

carmendeez: DVALIN

y/nussy: a pet dragon has nothing on my onikabuto RIGHT Y/N

oni dick: oh god...

finishing the last bite of your cake, you stood up and moved itto out of your way, signaling that you wanted to leave. "oh! lemme walk ya home!" picking up your umbrella, you ignored his request. near the door, the air got cold, and brisk water droplets filled the streets. rain. opening the door and putting your hand out, you thought thank god i didn't water them this morning. undoing your umbrella and stepping out, you wasted no time beginning the journey to your house. it was about a ten-minute walk away, seven if you're lucky.

"y/n! wait up!" your breath hitched as your eyes focused on one thing: that stupid soaked white shirt. itto ran his fingers through his wet hair, moving a couple of strands from out of his face in the process. with no proper coverage, itto willingly let himself get soaked. surely the feel of rain beating on his skin would make him uncomfortable? and especially that shirt. that damned shirt.

why he came out of his home sporting a tight white shirt knowing damn well it was going to rain, only the archons know. and the way his abs clung to his shirt for dear life. the sleeves stuck to his skin. everything about this was so ho-

"y/n! you were really gonna leave me like that?" sighing, you ripped your eyes away from the sight. "get under the umbrella." making a tsk sound, he moved closer to you. "here, i'll hold it." clasping his hands around yours, itto pried your fingers from the handle, a soft giggle escaping his mouth.

the walk was silent. well almost. itto often asked you questions to only be hit with basic one-word answers.

"hey... since you aren't holding the 'brella anymore, you must need something to hold. what about my hand! it'll do. cmon! let's hold hands!"

"do you think that rainwater will soothe the effect of pepper spray or will it just make it worse?"

"i've become immune to it since someone keeps spraying me!"

"it was one time! today! during lunch!"

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

WHY CANT I RIGHT/CENTER ALIGHN TJHINGS TUMBLR?!?!?!?! PSA: you are oni dick ,, that is you in the gc okay!!!

#bonnie & clyde #kaeyadrip #rieamena #three ; unanimous #arataki itto #genshin itto #genshin impact #female reader #yoimiya #itto #thoma #itto imagines #modern au #venti #gorou #kokomi #ayaka #chongyun #xingqiu #xiangling #kaeya #lumine #aether #tomo #kazuha #ganyu #keqing #scaramouche #ningguang #heizou

[wildcatofgreen]

Dear bestfriend,

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

. . .

She'd opt not to send anything to these people. It'll be an exercise in venting. Get stuff off her chest before dealing with it. Or maybe she'd never deal with it. It all depends, really.

She crossed her legs at her desk, grabbing a pen and paper.

Alright, Carol. Practice time. Shouldn't be too hard, right? It's just...

It's a letter to Lilac. How hard could it be?

Dear Lilac,

Hey, what's up? It's been a while since we talked. Or, like, even SAW each other. You're all the way over there, I'm still at Shang Tu with Sonar. You remember him, right? I mean, of course you do. You two were best buds before ya left. Second only to your's truly of course.

...

She could tell her properly, couldn't she? Just pretend that earlier never happened. Pretend this was their first interaction in forever.

Well you'll never guess what happened!!! Me and Sony are getting married now!!! I'm gonna be his super duper cool bride and he'll be my super duper cool husband and you'll even be my ring bearer!!!! If you wanna. Ya dont gotta. But itd be super duper cool to have the whole trio back again! Like remember back at the tree house we'd hang out like ALL OF THE TIME??? Watching movies, playing video games, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! WE SHOULD DO THAT AGAIN BEFORE I GET MARRIED!!!

She smiled at her words. Maybe they should do that again. Scummy or not, she does remember everyone having fun back then. It'd be nice.

Also hey Lilac dont tell anyone this secret but I think I wanna kiss you--

Scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble.

She couldn't confess like THAT. That'd be awful. Fuck.

BTW Lilac i got something to tell you but i'm gonna save it until the end. READ THROUGH THE WHOLE LETTER BEFORE GETTING TO THAT PART.

That's better.

...Oh who was she kidding that made it so much worse. Thank the stones she's not sending this out.

How's the search goin? You find any cool treasures out there? Bet youd find a whole skull out there that'd all OLD and stuff. Maybe its got jewels in it's eyes. SEND THAT TO ME IF IT DOES :P.

I bet if it's taking you THIS long fish lady must be a lost cause pretty hard to find right? Like where did she even go if she's not found in a week right? Seriously maybe you should check some super cool villages or something. Break their pots then ask them where a giant fish lady is. Theyd bring you right to her and youd have to fight her like it's an rpg LMAO. BET THAT'D BE FUN TO DO AGAIN XD

i kinda miss you not gonna lie. Like you got your bestie around you all the time and suddenly she's gone and you dont know what to do anymore. i got sony so im okay but its still hard lyli. i kinda wanna see you again at least. like i love you so much (((AS A FRIEND))) idk if id ever wanna be without you.

oh no are we at this part already? fuck okay. im just gonna say it because youll neve see this ill shred it up yo can even red it because i wont be tellin you abot it so HA.

lilac i love you so much i wnt too kiss you so much. ive been in love w u so much so LONG i wish you likeed me back i wish i could kiss you lyli. i love you somuch lylii wish i could be there is it dark out there is it scary outthere i promise id hug you and kiss you again and again and again just tto ma--

She crumbled up the paper. That was enough for her.

Shoot it into the trash can at the far end of the room--NOTHIN' BUT NET BABY.

She smiled, sorrowful. Can't wait until this was over.

#carol's cruisings #asks #atangledfate #meme answers

[youmustthinkyouknowme]

Congratulation.

as im writing this, i am very well aware that i am ashamed of myself too, for not talking a little longer with you at saturday. just a typical scared girl: saying "HELLO YOU!! CONGRATULATION" and immediately runaway, what a fucking pathetic way of saying goodbye.

i'm cursing myself too for not having the courage to stare at you a little longer, for even just a moment. those deep dark brown eyes, glitch in every light streak in its own way, feels like you want to go swim in it. Who doesnt want to stare at it for days? sure everyone will, but not me in that day not because i dont want to. you know i just can't, knees went weak, sweating forehead, running out of breath. maybe if i have the courage to, i still am petrified of how i may blurting it out loud voluntarily and for real i dont really want to risk it all. even if it makes peace with the heart, but no. nothing comes any great than respecting another heart right (?), even you have to burn yours.

uhm...this post means nothing actually, not that you will ever find out but in case you do, i have to state my intention in the first place to get it crystal clear.

first and foremost, i do wanna say sorry for liking you in the most wrongful way & time & circumstances etc. it is not that im brainless (well sometimes) but not this time, bimbo is a trait & yet now i dont care if im one. so call me whatever you like. 'a very brainless female of all time' 'WRONGTIME CREATURE' 'runaway like a child girl' or even 'the one that got away' i'm still ok with that one😀

back to the core of this post itself, i've been contemplating all nights & days what exact time did i fall for you? i guess i will never know, one time for sure, and i really do apologize for this, it was back then, cardiology's week, it's either i asked you for a ride or you did offer me ((doesnt matter)), i woke up late, the next thing i did was to call you, in my 'top tier panic moment in life', and you..why did you have to be so KIND and wait for me!?!?!?!?!?? and i did feel calm the afterwards BIG THANKS TO YOU i guess??? it's around that time i see slight changes in my point of view for you.

big changes, there's another time, i dont remember the exact time but i guess it was the trip time, couple of trips. i realized i can’t look at you right in the eye HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. imagine being me, some occassions made me talk to you, just imagine the pain i’ve suffered for not looking directly at your eyes. big 'hufffff' moment. did i stole any glances? you bet.

sure there's a third time i fell spirally hard, when i already wait for the bst to come & yet you texted and offered me a ride??? & all of a sudden you are in front of me, so then i cancelled my plans the next time we have a same shift.

oh have i ever told you that you're super cool??????? now i told you so. i REALLY admire your hardworking self, the inspiration for everyone, the brave leader of all time and also mengayomi too. i do love your admirations toward working, honestly i look up to you many times in my desperation or 'give it a rest or give it up' moment, tp ya jdnya give it a rest aja apalagi kl udah liat post lo yg kebanyakan ttg job🥲

if i write this post in a full form, there might be an eternity to read for. so i have to cut it short, in the best way possible to confess couple of things that i will regret my wholelife if i dont do it now.

so to you, the 'august' real life form of a song, 'the 1' prototype i had in mind, the 'golden' in every beat that comes to, the calm in every storm, the cool one in every form, see you when we have the chance to.

i wish you a very success way of life, bcs well you deserve it doc!! and as for me, i wish nothing for us & i dont really want to fight with the time and what the world holds for us, but if there's another right time, well sure, let me know & we can talk it out. hopefully.

best luck on your new journey👋