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buginateacup · 1 year
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shaykappa · 1 year
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Favourite/Funniest Lines From Six of Crows
"I am a businessman," he 'd told her. "No more, no less." "You are a thief, Kaz." "Isn't that what I just said?"
"I like it when men beg, but this isn't the time."
"Go tell your general to keep the Black Tips out of Fifth Harbor and that we expect him to make amends for the shipment of jurda we lost, plus five percent for drawing steel on neutral ground and five percent more for being such a spectacular bunch of asses."
"Oh, it's worse than that, Van Eck. If I fail, I don't get paid."
"Really, Jesper? If I want to watch men dig holes to fall into, I 'll find myself a cemetery."
"Please, my darling Inej, treasure of my heart, won't you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat?"
"I had a question. About your mother and whether the rumors are true."
"I won't trust you to tie my shoes without stealing the laces, Kaz."
"You wouldn't know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth."
"Also the proper way to fold a napkin and dance a minute. Oh and you can play the flute. Marketable skills, merchling. Marketed skills." "No one dances the minuet anymore."
"What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?" "Knife to the throat?" "Gun to the back?" "Poison in his cup?" "You are all horrible."
"Moose is probably your native tongue."
"I don't need a nursemaid." "More like a chaperone, but if you want him to wash your nappies and tuck you in at night that's your business."
"I am glad I am bleeding all over your shirt." "I'll put it in your tab."
"Fine. But if Pekka Rollins kills us all, I 'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost." Brekker's lips quirked. "I 'll just hire Matthias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass." "My ghost won't associate with your ghost." Matthias said primly, and then wondered if the sea air was rotting his brain.
"I am going to pay someone to burn my kruge for me." "Why don't you pay someone else to pay someone to burn your kruge for you? That's what the big players do." "You know what the really big bosses do? They pay someone to pay someone to..."
"Wake up you miserable lump of muscle."
"It's not natural for women to fight." "It's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, and yet, there you stand."
"Just flip it open to the back." "So?" "Hold it up so we don't have to look at your ugly face."
"And I can tell you 've never given thought to your haircut."
"Nina is everything you say. It's too much." "Mmm, maybe you are just not enough."
"Well, we've managed to get ourselves locked into the most secure prison in the world. We 're either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breath air."
"What is he doing?" "Performing an ancient Zemeni ritual." "Really?" "No."
"Saints" he said. "That bad?" "No, you just have really ugly feet."
"If any of you survive, make sure I have an open casket. The world deserves a few more moments with this face."
"How do we cross? I don't see anything." "Because you are not worthy." "I am also not nearsighted. There's nothing there."
"Yes I know, then a tree tells you the secret handshake."
"If only you could to girls in equations." "Just girls?" "No, not just girls."
Djel says you're a fanatic, drunk on your own power. Come back next year.
They are in trouble. Or you were dead wrong about Matthias, and you are about to pay for all of those talking tree jokes.
"I. Should. Let. You. Die."
"Behave or Nina Zenik will get you?" "Well, I do like the sound of that."
"Son of a bitch." "What is it, boss?" Rollins held up his watch chain. A turnip was hanging from the fob where his diamond-studded timepiece should have been. "That little bastar-" Then a thought came to him. He reached for his wallet. It was gone. So was his tie pin, the Kaelish coin pendant he wore for luck and the gold buckles in his shoes. Rollins wondered if he should check the fillings in his teeth. "He picked your pocket?" No one got one over Pekka Rollins. No one dared. But Brekker had, and Rollins wondered if that was just the beginning.
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karihighman · 3 months
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This is one of many examples on Monk 😆🤣
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jernst0423 · 9 months
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Can we all just admit Wymack gets some of the best lines? Seriously. I read them aloud and laugh every time!
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genvgayby · 4 months
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“Tag team cocksplosion.”
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atdawnweryd · 1 year
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Top 5 lines in Young Royals S2:
1. "It was me in the video that leaked last term...it was a moment i didn't want to share with anyone else, so I lied. But it was me."
2.. "They don't have names"
3. "I could be free. Free from this, from- i could be free with you."
4. "I want to be with you... And if it means keeping it a secret, then so be it".
5. "Everybody here can row...Even Walter, who is underdeveloped both physically and mentally, as you know".
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giovanni-bottesini · 10 months
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I'd like to mention a contender for the best-lines-from-modern-fan-media award:
"We never hear the stories of the people who lost. But for all the success stories we so often hear, are the characters heroes because they won, or because they tried?"
- FlygonHG, Pokemon Sword "Only rabbits" Nuzlocke
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brandyschillace · 5 months
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On the day in 1851:
Herman Melville published MOBY DICK
One of my favorite books, with what—in my opinion—earns rank as the most gorgeous, haunting, bizarre, and evocative passages ever penned:
“Rather carried down alive to wondrous depths, where strange shapes of the unwarped primal world glided to and fro before his passive eyes; and the miser-merman, Wisdom, revealed his hoarded heaps; and among the joyous, heartless, ever-juvenile eternities, Pip saw the multitudinous, God-omnipresent, coral insects, that out of the firmament of waters heaved the colossal orbs.
He saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. So man’s insanity is heaven’s sense; and wandering from all mortal reason, man comes at last to that celestial thought, which, to reason, is absurd and frantic; and weal or woe, feels then uncompromised, indifferent as his God.”
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litlover14 · 7 months
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sarkos · 1 year
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abhinavvv · 1 year
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Balloons are deflated
Guess they look lifeless like me
We miss you on your side of the bed,
Still got your things here
And they stare at me like souvenirs
Don't wanna let you out my head
~ Giveon🧒🏾
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rxckywrites · 1 year
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quotes
If you get tired learn to rest , not quite
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tya2 · 1 year
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THE HANDMAID'S TALE
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A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE REVOLUTION.🩸
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jernst0423 · 9 months
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epicfirestormer · 9 months
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Go watch Nimona, it's really good
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