THE OFFICE
[After binge-watching the entire show of The Office in a week]
Dick: Wow. All that knowledge.
Peter: We should somehow put it to good use.
Shuri: Agreed.
Wally: *Aggressively nodding while googling for Schrute Farms reservations*
[Later]
Bruce Banner: Have... have the kids been acting weird lately?
Hawkeye: They're always weird.
Captain America: I think he means weirder than usual. You did mean that right? Cuz I agree. Just yesterday I cracked a joke about Chemistry at modern school and Peter just sighed, shook his head and stared into empty space.
Black Widow: A couple days ago, to literally anything I said, Robin followed it with "That's what she said"!
Bruce Banner: No way! That's what's been happening to me! I couldn't say anything at all, like, "Some metals explode when in contact with water" without either Shuri following it with "That's what she said" or all four of them staring into space.
Hawkeye: Pretty sure all four of them burst into tears at one point.
Black Widow: Pretty sure that wasn't after Robin told Wally that he was too young to be his bestest mensch.
Hawkeye: Ah yes. I remember.
[Flash and Iron Man enter the meeting room, slurping slushies]
Iron Man: 'Sup guys. What's been happening? Just binge-watched the entirety of The Office in just an hour with my pal Flashy here. He's got some sick powers.
Flash: Yeah. It's crazy that you guys don't have The Office in your universe. How do you live?
[Meanwhile]
Wally: GUYS! I FINALLY FOUND A SCHRUTE FARMS IN PETER AND SHURI'S UNIVERSE WHICH MEAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER BUT WE'RE HEADING THERE RIG HT NOW PACK YOUR FRIGGIN' BAGS WE GONNA BE LIVING THE R U S T I C LIFE!
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Riz giving Fabian disadvantage while getting a gold tattoo in hell is killing me for two reasons:
1. Fabian receives disadvantage on remaining calm and conscious because his best friend can’t stop making nervous eye contact, and
2. Said best friend is canonically covered in less-than-advisable tattoos of clues from a previous adventure.
BONUS
3: Riz immediately passes out
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Welcome to Trader Scar's! Can I interest you in some explosives? :D
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I love how you draw cass. Can we get more of her and Tim being sibs?
ahh thank u!!! and yes u absolutely can
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6. Overdose — Trickle
I've known from the start that it all would fall apart
Heart-broken after dark
I'm such a fool for thinking anything has love for me, hah
Overdose, hold me close, darling
Feeling so low, falling
Close my eyes and let me leave my blues behind
This is actually a piece I finished a few months ago; I had wanted to experiment with a more solid line brush, color palettes, and cropped compositions, and I figured doing an album-cover-style piece would be good practice for it! I meant to post it back when i finished it in June, because I'm honestly super proud of how it came out! But i just never got around to it— super happy I get to share it with you all now :]
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